You know when he asked where the pictures of stars are, that he was referring to the same old images of Astronauts space walking near the ISS. It doesn't help him though, I've put such pictures take with a modern camera and turned up the brightness... guess what? Stars everywhere! Everything else gets washed out, but you can see the stars. CC is plainly too stupid to use the basic image processing tools that come with Windows on modern space images to turn up the brightness whenever he can't see the stars in them.
Or alternatively "It doesn't make sense". Which always reminds me of the teaching maxim. If you don't understand, it's okay, you haven't learned it yet. If you still don't understand, it's okay, I need to explain it differently. If you *still* dont understand, you're doing it on purpose.
"The moon only comes out at night." This was literally said to me by a 60yr old. That is when I realized not everyone gets smarter, some people just get older.
For people who claims that you should only trust your senses, it's funny that they are the ones that cannot comprehend that the moon can be visible during daytime.
reminds me of my time in the kindergarten. There, a kindergartener told us to draw the rain, in a picture of a girl, holding an umbrella. I drew sharp, interrupted lines, in an 80 degree angle. But of course the rain got under the umbrella, because of the angle. I had to erase every line, beneath the umbrella. Because there is no rain, under an umbrella... "Maness, hold ur breath!" When old people think, their age makes'em wiser, just by being old...
@@wiredforstereo If he meant that he would actually mean right, but I don't think anything in his head is right, even conclusions his mouth is not aware of
I used to spend 3/4 years getting students with A level knowledge to degree level in Astronomy and Astrophysics, but these were hyper-intelligent students. I'd have to spend several lifetimes getting this man up to a kindergarten level of making plasticine models of planets.
@@DogFish-NZ What does a 2000+ year old book containing mostly fairy stories and written by people with zero scientific knowledge have to contribute to the debate, exactly?
@@MrHistorian123 That's not exactly true. There was plenty of science used when they stoned someone to death for working on the Sabbath. You've got geometry (flight path of stone), minerology (picking rocks with the right heft, not to light, not too heavy), anatomy (no sense wasting energy hitting then in the shin, you want a kill shot), etc. See, plenty of science.
yes Chris, when the world-running NASA found out it was flat with a dome, they instantly thought, "shit, better spend billions of dollars telling everyone its round instead" it sure stopped us from....doing...something?
This is it! What is supposed to be the purpose of this vast "global" conspiracy, which must cost an enormous amount of time, effort, resources and money, to keep going? I like a conspiracy theory, from time to time: Did Paul die? Was Oswald acting alone? If you play Spice Girls tracks backwards, do they actually sound better? But the flat earth thing just makes no sense. I don't get it.
@@TheJrr71 The purpose of this conspiracy is to control us and to make us seem insignificant in the universe because that turns us away from God and Jesus. Or something like that. Just some random crap that's usually religious.
I get that from a religious perspective. If the earth is natural and formed by gravity and not one solid object but billions and billions of pieces, it has to naturally form a sphere because of gravity. So... if it were flat, that could be proof of the active intervention of a God keeping it that way. They are saying it is flat and we want to conceal that to hide this obvious proof of god. Problem is, they are not the only Christians on this globe of ours! I'd love to find proof of God too. But so far, all I have is my faith. Yikes!!!
Right! He says “kids in a candy store” doesn’t he realize that if they were truly kids in a candy store the second they found out the sun was “a projection” they would immediately start trying to figure out the hows and what’s and where did we go wrong 😂😂😂
When our younger sister was about 5-6 years old we tried to convince her the earth was covered with a dome and that’s why some clouds were flat on the bottom. She didn’t fall for it. So there you have it, a literal child has more innate intelligence than CC/Chris.
@@taleladar😂 That’s what we did wrong! It should have been a secret and not to tell mom and dad. She’s about CC’s age now. I wonder if it’s too late to try again….
I'm currently going back to school to be a nurse practitioner. Whenever classes get hard, and I start feeling stupid, I check out Flat Earth Fridays. It makes me feel like an absolute genius, and motivates me to stick with it. Thank You So Much!!!!!!!!
I genuinely feel bad for cc - he just hit’s different than other flerfs, there’s a certain desperation in his voice. You can just see the pain and fear and loneliness that he’s running from, he clearly has some mental issues and is using flat earth to retreat into something that’s predictable and orderly and safe where he has more knowledge and insight than the people in his life who constantly look down on him. If flat earth is such a lifeline and comfort that you feel it’s worth irritating your wife to the point she kicks you out of the house, you lose the respect of your wife, kids, friends, etc, and you just separate completely from reality, how bad must things be in reality to begin with?
CC is one of the rare actual flat earth believers and it's a tragic thing to see. I think most of the others are just faking it to earn RUclips ad money.
@@SirIdotAny flat earther who shows any brightness whatsoever is a troll. They are in it for the money! There are not that many active dumbish flat earthers (like CC) compared to the "intelligent" sounding trolls (who aren't really flerths) on YT. Ranty sounded a bit simple and he changed his mind. He was a genuine flatty.
Yep. The amount, "Here's an observation that we plainly see constantly and have done so for our entire history. THIS OBVIOUSLY CAN'T HAPPEN ON A ROUND EARTH!" is amazing. As if for our entire history, nobody could make such a basic observation. They think that rather than their understanding being wrong, the entirety of humanity, throughout history, has been wrong about something so basic.
I don’t consider it a misfortune, but only because we get him in little doses. I always enjoy a CC clip because he’s like that uncle that says crazy shit, but you enjoy it because it’s innocuous, entertaining, and he’s family.
The best part about CC is his long suffering wife. She knows he is stupid but you can see the love (and frustration) everytime she shows up in a video. God bless them.
But don't you recall, it was featured in the documentary film _The Truman Show_ ? Chris is quite a specimen isn't he? I half expect him to claim you can't see the moon until after we all hear the announcement "Time for Tubby-bye-byes, Time for Tubby-bye-byes".
All flat earthers do this. They say profound things like "use your senses" and "that's just the way it is." Explaining how or why is WELL beyond their intellectual capacities.
@@chrisantoniou4366 If you would send them into space they would just claim the windows are projections. Then again...Space Cadets exist. So...they might be right.
I love how a dome only 100 miles above the ground would make their ‘model’ even less sensible. That close to the ground, the sun’s angular size would vary so much depending on your location
I'm in a bit of a quandary over this man. I watch this poor soul slowly slipping into insanity and find it both incredibly sad and f**king hilarious at the same time.
He definitely appears to be clinging desperately to something he feels gives him dignity or status, I assume to compensate for painful failure elsewhere.
That is similar to James Mays comment on Top Gear when Jeremy built the super long Limousine van and it had a rope pulley trolley for the passenger to get to and from the seat waaaaaaay down the back, James said "it is an elegant solution to a problem that should not have occurred in the first place".
chris's wife is humping someone else (obviously NOT chris) that's the real lie in his life but to him it's everything else & every shred of tangible truth around him....
It's the arrogance that gets me. I can understand someone questioning a scientist or a scientific principal, but with no education at all, and no research of any kind, to presume that your assumptions about the world around you are more accurate and more correct that the entire scientific and educational systems... well, it's a level of arrogance that is quite frankly hard to fathom. Oh yeah, don't forget, its not just "questioning" regardless of what they say. No, they are NOT just questioning; they are teaching falsehoods and broadcasting to literally tens of ones. Even the Bible tell them, "Let NOT many of you become teachers," but they don't listen to their own book.
It’s so sad that people think this way. There’s so much wonder in the universe, black holes, nebulae, pulsars, quasars, exoplanets that could potentially have their own life forms. But then you get people like CC. Who just throw in a “Nuh uh!” And expect it to stick because he wants to be a keeper of secret knowledge or something. Human arrogance is astounding. “The world is flat because if it’s not I won’t be special”
CC can't see the forest for the trees. The awe and wonder of a universe that spawned the only intelligent life we know of (ourselves) is beyond his comprehension skills. He clings to a late bronze-age myth of an omnipotent _anthropomorphic deity_ as the arrogant reason for his being. He doesn't fathom how the convergence of an accumulation of random events could create, out of inert matter, intelligent, biological life. He isn't stupid by accident whereupon he could be forgiven and educated, _‘brought into the light of knowledge’;_ he is stupid by design and wilful purpose. *WE* _are the Universe manifest conscious: the Cosmos getting to know itself._ 🤔 THAT is an awesome, more profoundly and deeply meaningful idea, than some bronze-age excuse of a religion, conjured up by priests and kings to control people too stupid to use that mass of blubber between the ears that _nature_ gave them. And these people breed. 😧 _“And because in all the Galaxy, they had found nothing more precious than Mind, they encouraged its dawning everywhere. They became farmers in the fields of stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped. And sometimes dispassionately, they had to weed.”_ -Arthur C Clarke, *2010: Odyssey Two* - Epilogue: 20'001
“We’re not living in a magical Walt Disney Worldland in space. We’re living in a purpose built, mystical land enclosed in a giant dome where everything just magically works.”
@@BenJZehner Interestingly that is also why they make those videos: to look down on somebody even more stupid than them. And because there is nobody, they have to invent a reality where everybody else is more clueless than them. This way every piece of evidence contradicting them just makes them feel even smarter as they have not fallen for it...
Chris CC is the captain going down with the flat earth ship. Not even his wife making him film outside because she’s embarrassed to be around him can stop him. Truly the flat earth Martyr.
It's amazing the amount of people that don't know the moon spends just as much time in our daytime skies as it does at night. CC proving once again he understands just about nothing.
@@snuffcore9686 If it is all a troll then he's either more dedicated to the bit than he is to his wife, or she's in on it, but if you ask me that small snippet of her snapping at him seemed a little too real.
When I was 4 I thought the sun set into a molten pool on the other side of the mountains where I grew up. Then as I grew up I learned things. I think Chris was absent for that step.
I had thought that they were balloons or something like that, that they sent them up and were polished to some degree, the moon, or brighter, the sun. lasted like, 25 minutes? couldnt figure out where they launched them from and yeah, learned that thats not the case, just by watching
I love the idea of CC asking for the mathematical equation and just being immediately, physically slapped in the face by an entire stack of papers full to the brim with the calculations, proofs, and equations used to get things into orbit and beyond. The mental image really brings the giggle out of me.
Stupid people always assume smart people are either wizards dabbling in forbidden knowledge or conmen making things up. They fear what they can't understand, and that is a whole lot.
@@xanderg1957 I once saw a comedian who described it as "mathematical runes, designed to confuse people" 😆. He was joking, but I wouldn't be surprised if CC actually believes something like this.
I agree with you @Frankdfn on that. People who aren't scientists, who don't study astronomy should really do some research before embarrassing themselves.
Well that's NASA for you. They've been using CGI and holograms to fake the real shape of the Earth for the last 2,500 years. All without being caught out except by a few "special" people who notice that things that others don't notice or the staff at the massively funded NASA, over 2,500 years, haven't learn to hide. There are no other space agencies on the planet, of course.
@@Terri_MacKayDon't go around spreading misinformation like that. It's a well known fact that NASA faked all mentions of the sun and the moon before 1955.
To be faaaaaiiiiiiiir... they did shoot the moon. With a rocket. That had people in it. Who then got out and walked on the moon BECAUSE IT"S A FREAKING SOLID OBJECT ORBITING OUR ROUND EARTH! Chris, you absolute melt!
C.C. Chris is both amazingly amused and amazingly angry at how stupid he is. It's really something to watch. You don't see that level of humor and rage at the same time from any other Flerf.
i love how he admits himself that that is what he would have thought of first. a glimpse into the mind of a dimwit that isnt even allowed to film his embarassing ideas in his own home.
You know what I really wonder watching CC? What the people in the parking lot are thinking when they see and hear him as they walk by his van. Some random guy just randomly laughing and yelling while pointing at the sky out his window or making arch shapes with his hands all to himself just parked in a handi transit bus.
The hilarious thing about the self-illuminating moon claim is they never have an explanation how the light part of the moon always coincides with the direction of the sun...
isnt it odd to them that there must be some "hologram" of some sort that very clearly has the physical characteristics and lighting of a rocky sphere, where the lighting always point towards the sun?
No, no, no! Dan must do his OWN research. Nothing else matters. OK, all right, there´s room for density, bouyancy and electromagnetism as we all know.... Rgr
As a wheelchair user myself, and dependent for transportation on vehicles like CC drives, I feel truly sorry for anyone unfortunate enough to be his client. Truly a captive audience.
@@mokgz169 That's a hydraulic ramp for the cripple (yes, that's how I describe myself.) You can see the yellow hand grips (which move down when the ramp is extended) above and on either side. The driver opens the doors and lowers the ramp to the horizontal. "Ramp" isn't the best word. It's more of an elevator.
i had a coworker, that is also a flat earther, tell me the other day that he noticed that the phases of the moon had stopped changing after the eclipse. these guys are super observant.
"The flat earthers never say.... *how* the moon is self illuminating" In that pause every fibre of my being was expecting you to ask "How does the surface of the moon have visible shadows if it's a light source?"
I think Kevin is actually Chris: It's not uncommon as a teacher to have students who are a bit behind the curve in certain aspects, but 99.99999% of the time they are keen on something. They might not understand how to identify a noun or what theme is, but they somehow know how to make a mean plate of nachos. You learn pretty quick to not judge fish for their tree climbing ability, ya know? I thought this was the rule when I was teaching until I met Kevin. Kevin isn't his real name, but it doesn't matter because he can't spell it anyway. Kevin was a student of mine during my last year of teaching. He came to my classroom with very little to show for his academic past. He had moved a few times and thus was missing a lot of typical test scores that we use to try and ballpark their ability (Don't worry, it was a ballpark.....we didn't make major decisions until we actually had a chance to talk and work with a student for a bit.) I thought "That's fine. I'll just do some one-on-one with Kevin and see what's up" One on One with kevin was like conversing with someone who'd forgotten everything in a freak, if not impossible, amnesia incident. There was no evidence that he had learned anything past the 2nd grade....and now he was in 9th grade. Flabbergasted, I figured we needed to get more serious with this. If he was going to be in my class, I needed to know why and how. I decided to meet with him, his guidance counselor, his parents, and another teacher to see what was really going on. This is where it all became clear. It was by some incredible fluke that his family hadn't been wiped off the face of the Earth years ago. Odds are his entire heritage was based on blind luck and some type of sick divine intervention that saves his family every time a threat presents itself. Kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this null achievement. Even my instructional lead, a woman who could find a redeeming trait in a Balrog, failed to see any reason this kid or his family should be alive today. So here's a list of events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and he's laughing uncontrollably: Kevin frequently forgot when/where class was. On more than one occasion, I had to retrieve him from other classrooms. Kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons. Kevin's dad wrote tuition checks and mailed them to me...his English teacher. This was a public school. When I gave it back to Kevin, voided, to give to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public school, Kevin got in trouble for trying to spend it at 711 after school. Kevin was removed from the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fire....twice Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn't him. Kevin stole my phone during class. I called it. It rang. He denied that it was ringing. (Not that it wasn't his, not that he did it.....no, he denied that the phone was actually ringing). He tried it three times before the end of the year. Kevin called the basketball coach a "MF B*" during gym. Basketball tryouts were that afternoon. Kevin tried out. It didn't go well. Kevin's mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to) Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game Kevin kept a bottle of orange koolaide in his backpack for about 4 months. He thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and threw up. Kevin said the a lot. Kevin was white. The highschool was 84% black. Kevin got beat up a lot. Kevin stole another student's Iphone....and tried to sell it back to them. Kevin didn't understand that his grade was dependent on tests, quizzes, homework, classwork, and participation. Kevin finished his first semester with a 3% average. He tried to bribe me with $11. Kevin spit on a girl and said "You should get out of those wet clothes". The girl was the Spanish Student Teacher. Kevin didn't know dogs and cats were different animals. Kevin tried to download p**n onto a computer in the library.....at the circulation desk....while he was logged on. Kevin asked a girl to prom (he was in 9th grade and freshmen don't go to prom) by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address Kevin got gum in his hair, constantly. Kevin regularly tried to cheat on assignments by knocking the pile over, grabbing one before I had picked them all up, and then writing it name on it wherever there was room. Kevin had several allergies, but neither his parents nor he could remember what they were. They were very concerned that "the holiday party" (it's high school, we don't have those) would have peanuts. When they finally got a doctor's note....he was allergic to amoxicillin Kevin and his parents took a trip to Nassau (how the fuck did they even get airline tickets?) and forgot all their luggage at home. I didn't believe him when he told me until I talked to him mom, who told me 1st thing when I saw her at the bi-weekly meeting. Kevin's grandfather apparently died in a chainsaw accident. I can only assume God was looking the other way that day.
It's the terrific level of detail and precision that impresses with CCs videos. It's always obvious that he he has spent weeks or months planning, researching, scripting, and filming to produce videos that debunk the spherical model we cling to desperately. I am in awe!
The thing that bothers me the most about flerfs is the extra lands. They have maps, continents, technologies, that they haven't been to or seen, but then claim to only believe things they can see themselves.
It's like Ken Ham asking "Were you there?" when someone talks about the Big Bang. When someone asks whether he was there he claims to have an eyewitness, namely his god, as it says in the bible. Of course, he can't produce his god to testify to that, and he wasn't there when the bible was written...
Ok, gotta ask. If the moon is self illuminating, then how does he explain the phases we see? Wouldn't it be full all the time? As you would say, Dan - dear oh dear!
CC is my favorite. He knows so much while also saying over and over "no one knows." He doesn't know what the moon is made of, how big it is or why it lights up... but he KNOWS it isn't what scientific consensus says it is.
As a professional travel and landscape photographer and a photography workshop leader and teacher, based not that far away from you @scimandan, it still astounds me that flerfs can’t get their head around basic exposure, light and how cameras work… makes for great viewing though 😂 Keep up the good work buddy 🙏🏻
@@scrumpydrinker It's weird to me because he's obviously old enough to have had a camera like that in his life. But maybe he just used instamatics and polaroids, and never learned how to use a "real" camera. I assume he's about my age (I'm 60), and most people our age have had at least some experience with a camera that would require you to learn about exposure and depth of field, etc.
@@nailzeeGer They used Hasselblad cameras on the Apollo missions, which have really large film as well. Much bigger than a normal analog camera film. This allows for very detailed pictures.
@@sharimeline3077When I was getting serious about photography in the 80s I had a 35mm, a 4x5 view camera, and a Hasselblad. The Hasselblad was by far my favorite.
CC is obviously one of those people who simultaneously believes we didn't have enough computing power to land on the moon in 1969, but we did have enough to fake it with CGI
I always love the “where are the stars?” Or the “Why does the landing module look so janky” question lmao. It’s like they’re so dumb that they really think that if it was all faked NASA wouldn’t have said “Maybe we should add stars and make the lander look a little sturdier”
What's really infuriating is that these things have been clearly explained to them, ad nauseum, but they just pretend they never heard it, and keep asking the questions over and over and over.
@@PlatinumAltaria by “you” do you mean random moon landing deniers? Or are you specifically talking to me? If you mean I don’t believe “metal boxes can fly” I suggest you re-read my comment, you may be preaching to the choir.
@@sharimeline3077 I like when they say all the evidence that’s lacking, but they know good and well even when showed the exact kind of evidence they’re looking for the just claim it’s fake.
Like they think the billions of dollars allegedly going to the ISS is instead used to make CGI that's worse than what Hollywood makes with a hundredth of the budget.
Gotta love CC. There's rarely three consecutive words coming out of his mouth that make sense. A toddler in a grown-up body. Except that toddlers make more sense.
I love that even in this short video, he can't keep a signal thought for even two sentences. He can't even keep a single thought all the way through a _single_ sentence most of the time!
He's telling us that we can't trust images shot with cameras by NASA, AFTER asking us to trust images shot by him on a cell phone? Come on, CC, you can't have it both ways, bro 😂
You can trust his pics because his phone has the best camera ever made. He just told us so! Hahahahahahaha!!! I almost posted that with a straight face! 😂
its not both ways when the man who puts together all the composite pictures we're shown tells us that there is no singular complete picture of our realm and that he is, and has been, the top guy patching the pics together and then says, "it has to be" done that way. no no thats the star witness admitting that no "picture" is true, that he "makes' them look how they look, as opposed to joe shmoe on the street using the same device we all own to take a picture of something. you would be wise to know ALL the facts of the matter before making a public opinion on something. "Thats not true that guy for NASA was lying. the photos of earth are REAL!" lol, so look theres this guy in brooklyn. . . .. . .he has this bridge right. . . . lol
We don't live in a magical, mysterious Walt Disney world land , we just live on a flat earth with a dome on top. Gotta love it. And that reaction afterwards, like his own brain glitched trying to process exactly what came out of his mouth.
That's where Douglas Adams got the idea of the planet-destroying robots reduced to despair and futility by plugging the paranoid android Marvin into their computer network.
@@Pryderi_ It would be interesting to see if it would even work. I mean, an AI would have access to the entirety of human knowledge (presumably), so being able to fact check claims would be incredibly simple; even more than it is for a normal person. Would an AI, constantly being fed paranoid conspiracies and delusions fall into the same trap as actual conspiracy theorists (where every piece of dissenting evidence is met with further paranoia) or would it be able to realize that said thoughts have no real basis in reality thanks to a simple search on the internet?
I have a challenge for Chris: Take your super-duper phone with excellent camera, go outside at night, point the camera at starry sky and take a photo. Then put the photo online for all to see and count how many stars are visible. I can't wait to see it. I mean, how hard can it be? You can see plenty of stars with your Mark I eyeballs. High quality phone camera should be enough to take professional-level night sky photos on demand, right?
The irony of him not understanding exposure and talking about his AMAZING camera while behind him THE OUTSIDE IS OVEREXPOSED is just.....sad. He has the proof why you can't see stars in his face and still doesn't get it. This man is beyond saving....
Chris has actually helped me grow as a person. After I watch Chris, I have learned to think more and speak less in hopes that I don't look as foolish as him. Thank you, Chris!
Day Moon, ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaa Fighter of the night moon, ahhhhhhaaaaaaa Champion on the sun, ahhhhhhaaaaaaa He’s a master of karate and friendship for everyone
What exactly is in CC's vape pen? That said, it's nice to see him happy again. He's a lot more entertaining when he's happy than when he's in his typical ennui.
His incredulity is off the charts. You could tell him we once had giant balloons that could lift over 200 tons and carry nearly 100 people in comfort and style. A cruise ship in the sky. He'd say it's never happened because he's never seen one with his own eyes. And yet the Hindenburg is very well documented. But no Chris would probably say it's all fake.
Blimps are really self-illuminating holographic projections on a dome 100 to 200 miles above us...or at least that's probably what our dear CC would want you to believe.
I just broke CC's physics. I'm sitting at my dining table, with the light on one side of me, and the light switch on the other side of me, AND I CAN SEE THE SWITCH. how is that possible if it's not possible to see sunlight reflecting off the moon in the daytime?
No, see, NASA painted it with glow-in-the-dark paint (that stuff's expensive- explaining NASA's budget). The darker part is facing away from the sun, so the paint is getting dimmer; it'll get recharged in a few days.
I think she's long gone and he's finally gotten over the initial "kick in the guts process". He spent a long time continually sighing and going off on tangents and the last few times he's been in this manic exuberance stage.
@@Belly-u2w I hope that's not the case - we only see one side of Chris and while it is pretty deranged for all we know he's a great guy and great husband who's wife and family are very, very happy - that's at least what I'll wish for him as while I find his lack of logic and critical thinking skills appalling I don't wish ill on him. You disrespect ideas NOT people.
I'm hoping that one day I'm in a pub quiz and the tiebreaker qurstion is "In which American State is Westchester County?" Then finally Chris's videos will have given me useful information.
Accuses others of believing in a Walt Disney World land, but thinks he lives on a disk under a dome. I love this guy❤. No matter how bad your day is, no matter what happens to you in life, you are reminded that you could have been like that idiot. After that you'll be fine again.
I think my favorite thing about flat earthers, the fact that they deny the awesome power of their own God...like the Christian God could easily hang a ball on nothing and stick water to it as it spins and orbits...isn't that blasphemy?
2:35 Why would the Moon have pure black shadows if it illuminates itself? 5:50 Wouldn't a "Walt Disney World land" be more like a flat earth with a dome? Hasn't he seen the animation of the Disney logo and the sparkling dome shape?
I really try to play along with CC's "though experiments", just for fun, but he's just so all over the place. This week he posted about if you loose a limb, your brain thinks it's still there, so maybe clouds carried memories of how to build pyramids across the earth, and that's why a woman panicked when she was at a gas pump and the gas started spraying. 😳 The poor guy just seems so frustrated with life, he can't think straight, and I feel like he's always at the verge of breaking down and crying.
He is. There is a strong link between people with anxiety disorders and beliving in conspiracy theories. Honestly - if he ever did realize it was not flat - I would be concerned for the results for him and others.
As much as I find these funny videos hilarious, I can't imagine how badly his delusions have affected his life. I can't imagine family and loved ones are as close as they were, and these people always dig themselves deeper until they have nothing. Very sad.
Clouds carried memories of how to build a pyr...what??? And a woman was pumping gas...and that relates to the pyramids, somehow? Or is it related to the clouds? Nevermind...my brain just hurts now. 🤕
I can’t explain it (actually I can), but CC is absolutely my favorite flat earther. This dude just out here having fun, annoying his wife, and generally fumbling his way through life and I kind of feel bad for him but in the most endearing way. Stay real, CC ❤
Idk, doesn’t look like he’s having fun to me. Seems like the type of person who genuinely does not enjoy his life and has unfortunately found this as a way to express his frustrations.
@@hobojoe9717 yeah I used “having fun” loosely haha. He’s just unhinged in such a unique way, and even when compared to other flat-earthers, it just feels like he is making this shit up as a goes to a whole new level. Like it feels like even other flat-earthers would be like “oh god it’s CC, who invited him?” I feel like I’m watching a sitcom whenever I see him, and that strangely endears me to him.
@@aaronmckone8973 Yeah I feel you there. At least other flat earthers would bring a whiteboard to write on and try and keep track of their own rambling nonsense, CC just lets it all out without thinking 🤣 He 100% feels like a character someone made up
CC is my favorite flat earther, his absurdity is priceless and he seems to believe himself 100% where as most of the other flat earthers seem to be trolling at this point…
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As ridiculous as the flat earth idea is I have to admit it’s pretty damn entertaining though. Keep up the good work man!
You know when he asked where the pictures of stars are, that he was referring to the same old images of Astronauts space walking near the ISS. It doesn't help him though, I've put such pictures take with a modern camera and turned up the brightness... guess what? Stars everywhere! Everything else gets washed out, but you can see the stars. CC is plainly too stupid to use the basic image processing tools that come with Windows on modern space images to turn up the brightness whenever he can't see the stars in them.
Have you heard of god culture channel on RUclips
No but I’ll check it out thanks
Whenever a flat earther says 'it's that simple' I just take it to mean they've reached the outer limits of their ability to understand.
then they try to proceed by explaining how the sun, moon, seasons and eclipses work on a united nations flag.
Translation: "I'm that simple."
Not reached; far exceeded.
Or alternatively "It doesn't make sense".
Which always reminds me of the teaching maxim.
If you don't understand, it's okay, you haven't learned it yet.
If you still don't understand, it's okay, I need to explain it differently.
If you *still* dont understand, you're doing it on purpose.
It usually is.
"The moon only comes out at night."
This was literally said to me by a 60yr old. That is when I realized not everyone gets smarter, some people just get older.
"Tide goes in, tide goes out"
Bill O'Really
For people who claims that you should only trust your senses, it's funny that they are the ones that cannot comprehend that the moon can be visible during daytime.
lol
reminds me of my time in the kindergarten.
There, a kindergartener told us to draw the rain, in a picture of a girl, holding an umbrella.
I drew sharp, interrupted lines, in an 80 degree angle. But of course the rain got under the umbrella, because of the angle.
I had to erase every line, beneath the umbrella. Because there is no rain, under an umbrella... "Maness, hold ur breath!"
When old people think, their age makes'em wiser, just by being old...
Same with "wiser."
The biggest lie CC told during that ramble was when he said, 'I think...'
Critical thinking is not one of the tools in his tool box. He's replaced it with unthinking criticism.
For every CC video, we could simply boil his points down to, "I don't know things, therefore the Earth is flat".
Whenever someone says "who knows..." they mean "I don't know."
@@wiredforstereo If he meant that he would actually mean right, but I don't think anything in his head is right, even conclusions his mouth is not aware of
He is so confident in his stupidity 😂😂
or rather akin to : I understand nothing, therefore I "KNOW" the earth is flat :D
I used to spend 3/4 years getting students with A level knowledge to degree level in Astronomy and Astrophysics, but these were hyper-intelligent students. I'd have to spend several lifetimes getting this man up to a kindergarten level of making plasticine models of planets.
book of Jeremy 69:420 the world is ROUND. therefore, no point.
@@DogFish-NZthat means nothing. A pizza is round.....
@@DogFish-NZ What does a 2000+ year old book containing mostly fairy stories and written by people with zero scientific knowledge have to contribute to the debate, exactly?
I would guess you are not qualified to teach kids with such mental disabilities as Chris is displaying.
@@MrHistorian123
That's not exactly true. There was plenty of science used when they stoned someone to death for working on the Sabbath. You've got geometry (flight path of stone), minerology (picking rocks with the right heft, not to light, not too heavy), anatomy (no sense wasting energy hitting then in the shin, you want a kill shot), etc. See, plenty of science.
"The camera on my phone is better than any camera out there" Now that is a very bold statement.
Followed immediately after by talking about how other phones have better cameras than his. CC, Chris, buddy: this is what editing is for.
Every flat-earther: "CC, you're forgetting about our Lord and Savior, the Nikon P-1000!!"
yes Chris, when the world-running NASA found out it was flat with a dome, they instantly thought, "shit, better spend billions of dollars telling everyone its round instead" it sure stopped us from....doing...something?
This is it! What is supposed to be the purpose of this vast "global" conspiracy, which must cost an enormous amount of time, effort, resources and money, to keep going?
I like a conspiracy theory, from time to time: Did Paul die? Was Oswald acting alone? If you play Spice Girls tracks backwards, do they actually sound better? But the flat earth thing just makes no sense. I don't get it.
Its the illuminati, masons, lizard people or something...@@TheJrr71
@@TheJrr71 The purpose of this conspiracy is to control us and to make us seem insignificant in the universe because that turns us away from God and Jesus. Or something like that. Just some random crap that's usually religious.
I get that from a religious perspective. If the earth is natural and formed by gravity and not one solid object but billions and billions of pieces, it has to naturally form a sphere because of gravity. So... if it were flat, that could be proof of the active intervention of a God keeping it that way. They are saying it is flat and we want to conceal that to hide this obvious proof of god. Problem is, they are not the only Christians on this globe of ours! I'd love to find proof of God too. But so far, all I have is my faith. Yikes!!!
Right! He says “kids in a candy store” doesn’t he realize that if they were truly kids in a candy store the second they found out the sun was “a projection” they would immediately start trying to figure out the hows and what’s and where did we go wrong 😂😂😂
When our younger sister was about 5-6 years old we tried to convince her the earth was covered with a dome and that’s why some clouds were flat on the bottom. She didn’t fall for it. So there you have it, a literal child has more innate intelligence than CC/Chris.
I guess you did it wrong. You'd have to convince your sister that this was some secret "knowledge" that made her "special" because she knew it!
@@taleladar😂 That’s what we did wrong! It should have been a secret and not to tell mom and dad. She’s about CC’s age now. I wonder if it’s too late to try again….
I'm currently going back to school to be a nurse practitioner. Whenever classes get hard, and I start feeling stupid, I check out Flat Earth Fridays. It makes me feel like an absolute genius, and motivates me to stick with it. Thank You So Much!!!!!!!!
I genuinely feel bad for cc - he just hit’s different than other flerfs, there’s a certain desperation in his voice. You can just see the pain and fear and loneliness that he’s running from, he clearly has some mental issues and is using flat earth to retreat into something that’s predictable and orderly and safe where he has more knowledge and insight than the people in his life who constantly look down on him.
If flat earth is such a lifeline and comfort that you feel it’s worth irritating your wife to the point she kicks you out of the house, you lose the respect of your wife, kids, friends, etc, and you just separate completely from reality, how bad must things be in reality to begin with?
Delusional comment
Agreed. Seems like he could be a good bloke that fell too far down a rabbit hole and the sides are too steep to climb. He's just sad.
Yeah, 100% with you. You basically already wrote my comment before I posted it. CC just hits different.
CC is one of the rare actual flat earth believers and it's a tragic thing to see.
I think most of the others are just faking it to earn RUclips ad money.
@@SirIdotAny flat earther who shows any brightness whatsoever is a troll. They are in it for the money! There are not that many active dumbish flat earthers (like CC) compared to the "intelligent" sounding trolls (who aren't really flerths) on YT. Ranty sounded a bit simple and he changed his mind. He was a genuine flatty.
The COMPLETE confidence with which he bloviates impresses me *every single time* I have the misfortune to hear his face make noises
"hear his face make noises" is the greatest wording...wow. just wow. A++
Come on - we love CC. He's hilarious.
@@roypatton1707yes, I'll have to use that one.
Yep. The amount, "Here's an observation that we plainly see constantly and have done so for our entire history. THIS OBVIOUSLY CAN'T HAPPEN ON A ROUND EARTH!" is amazing. As if for our entire history, nobody could make such a basic observation.
They think that rather than their understanding being wrong, the entirety of humanity, throughout history, has been wrong about something so basic.
I don’t consider it a misfortune, but only because we get him in little doses. I always enjoy a CC clip because he’s like that uncle that says crazy shit, but you enjoy it because it’s innocuous, entertaining, and he’s family.
The best part about CC is his long suffering wife. She knows he is stupid but you can see the love (and frustration) everytime she shows up in a video. God bless them.
Love is blind, I bet she wishes it was deaf as well...
He’s very ignorant when it comes to science, but we don’t know what he’s like as a person. Off camera he could be the nicest person around.
The only dome exists within Chris' head. The light is on, but nobody is home.
Lights are out too
The lights are on, but nobody’s dome?
CC reminds me of glow sticks, you have whack them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on. 😉
But don't you recall, it was featured in the documentary film _The Truman Show_ ? Chris is quite a specimen isn't he? I half expect him to claim you can't see the moon until after we all hear the announcement "Time for Tubby-bye-byes, Time for Tubby-bye-byes".
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead ….
About a year ago I thought CC was going insane. This video confirms that he has.
I sitll can't get over when he uploaded that video with his wife telling him to quit his bullschmidt
@@paul6925An iconic moment in flat earth 😂
@@paul6925That will NEVER get old!! 🤣🤣
@@Terri_MacKay 😂😂😂
@@paulaus A classic now! 😂
Whenever someone uses with word "plasma" you know it's about 99% certain they don't know what plasma is.
I like how he says its impossible to see a day moon on a globe, but doesnt explain why, like apparently we're supposed to take his word for it.
Exactly. He thinks assertions equal evidence.
@chrisantoniou4366 He's not the only one, they all do.
All flat earthers do this. They say profound things like "use your senses" and "that's just the way it is." Explaining how or why is WELL beyond their intellectual capacities.
@@rickosborne6521 They also say the horizon is flat because it looks flat but when you prove to them it's actually curved, they scream "FAKE!"...
@@chrisantoniou4366 If you would send them into space they would just claim the windows are projections. Then again...Space Cadets exist. So...they might be right.
I love how a dome only 100 miles above the ground would make their ‘model’ even less sensible. That close to the ground, the sun’s angular size would vary so much depending on your location
And how does a light that's less than 100 miles high manage to illuminate 100,000,000 square miles of land all at the same time?
"Magic", of course!
Is it 100 miles above North-pole? How high it is on Westchester county, NY?
It has to be quite low on Buenos Aires, right?
@@ReValveiT_01technology "they" won't share with us, probably made of outer lands material we don't have lol
makes you wonder how a dome can enclose a flat plane which seems to go on forever.
Details! Details!!! They would just say "well buoyancy accounts for that." Or interactive density disequilibrium.
Him allowed to drive scares the crap outta me 😱
I'm in a bit of a quandary over this man. I watch this poor soul slowly slipping into insanity and find it both incredibly sad and f**king hilarious at the same time.
Oh I agree with you so much! I feel bad laughing at the utter nonsense he speaks because he might have dementia or something!!!
It is the most entertaining descent into madness to witness!
I feel the same. But often I see how bitter, mean spirited and arrogant a lot of these guys are and my empathy wains.
He definitely appears to be clinging desperately to something he feels gives him dignity or status, I assume to compensate for painful failure elsewhere.
Don't waste sadness on the stupid. They don't know they're stupid. Just stick to enjoying them make absolute fools of themselves.
CC - the guy who has all the answers to the questions only he is asking and still manages to get the answers wrong!
Brilliant, had a good laugh with this one, thanks. 🤣😅😂😆
That is similar to James Mays comment on Top Gear when Jeremy built the super long Limousine van and it had a rope pulley trolley for the passenger to get to and from the seat waaaaaaay down the back, James said "it is an elegant solution to a problem that should not have occurred in the first place".
chris's wife is humping someone else (obviously NOT chris) that's the real lie in his life but to him it's everything else & every shred of tangible truth around him....
😂
Can't see the curve? It must not be there.
Can't see the dome? It must be there.
I can't get over the hilarious irony of a flat earther telling other people to "be reasonable" 😂.
😅😂😅😂
Yeah, I laughed when he said it :)
There's a subtle difference between "reasonable" and "reasoning". CC often seems to be neither.
It's the arrogance that gets me. I can understand someone questioning a scientist or a scientific principal, but with no education at all, and no research of any kind, to presume that your assumptions about the world around you are more accurate and more correct that the entire scientific and educational systems... well, it's a level of arrogance that is quite frankly hard to fathom. Oh yeah, don't forget, its not just "questioning" regardless of what they say. No, they are NOT just questioning; they are teaching falsehoods and broadcasting to literally tens of ones. Even the Bible tell them, "Let NOT many of you become teachers," but they don't listen to their own book.
Is there a Boblum Officer? LOL, JK. @@bobblum5973
It’s so sad that people think this way. There’s so much wonder in the universe, black holes, nebulae, pulsars, quasars, exoplanets that could potentially have their own life forms. But then you get people like CC. Who just throw in a “Nuh uh!” And expect it to stick because he wants to be a keeper of secret knowledge or something.
Human arrogance is astounding.
“The world is flat because if it’s not I won’t be special”
CC can't see the forest for the trees.
The awe and wonder of a universe that spawned the only intelligent life we know of (ourselves) is beyond his comprehension skills. He clings to a late bronze-age myth of an omnipotent _anthropomorphic deity_ as the arrogant reason for his being. He doesn't fathom how the convergence of an accumulation of random events could create, out of inert matter, intelligent, biological life. He isn't stupid by accident whereupon he could be forgiven and educated, _‘brought into the light of knowledge’;_ he is stupid by design and wilful purpose.
*WE* _are the Universe manifest conscious: the Cosmos getting to know itself._ 🤔
THAT is an awesome, more profoundly and deeply meaningful idea, than some bronze-age excuse of a religion, conjured up by priests and kings to control people too stupid to use that mass of blubber between the ears that _nature_ gave them. And these people breed. 😧
_“And because in all the Galaxy, they had found nothing more precious than Mind, they encouraged its dawning everywhere. They became farmers in the fields of stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped. And sometimes dispassionately, they had to weed.”_ -Arthur C Clarke, *2010: Odyssey Two* - Epilogue: 20'001
“We’re not living in a magical Walt Disney Worldland in space. We’re living in a purpose built, mystical land enclosed in a giant dome where everything just magically works.”
Ah my weekly dose of "you're not as dumb as you think you are" and CC always helps to peak that experience. What a legend :)
My gf always ask why I watch these. I say it makes me feel way, way smarter.
What a Legume!
@@BenJZehner Interestingly that is also why they make those videos: to look down on somebody even more stupid than them. And because there is nobody, they have to invent a reality where everybody else is more clueless than them. This way every piece of evidence contradicting them just makes them feel even smarter as they have not fallen for it...
Chris CC is the captain going down with the flat earth ship. Not even his wife making him film outside because she’s embarrassed to be around him can stop him. Truly the flat earth Martyr.
I can't believe she's still married to his dumb a§§!!! He must be packin' a crowd pleaser!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Married man giving off hella divorced energy
It's amazing the amount of people that don't know the moon spends just as much time in our daytime skies as it does at night. CC proving once again he understands just about nothing.
Chris should be very proud of himself. He is moving into contention for the absolute dumbest flat earther out there. Well done Chris!
He was voted as the Top-Left award winner. A title I doubt he’ll ever relinquish.
He is quite a stunner, in all honesty. His haircut is probably smarter than him.
It's all a troll.
@@snuffcore9686 If it is all a troll then he's either more dedicated to the bit than he is to his wife, or she's in on it, but if you ask me that small snippet of her snapping at him seemed a little too real.
@@sea-pin Mikey still wins hands down imo. But Chris is easily in second place!
When I was 4 I thought the sun set into a molten pool on the other side of the mountains where I grew up. Then as I grew up I learned things. I think Chris was absent for that step.
OMG!! 🤣🤣
I had thought that they were balloons or something like that, that they sent them up and were polished to some degree, the moon, or brighter, the sun. lasted like, 25 minutes? couldnt figure out where they launched them from and yeah, learned that thats not the case, just by watching
His inability to think in 3 dimensions is astonishing. Poor ol' CC... He may never get it.
That is a interesting point. I have heard that before maybe his mind cannot process perspective.
I love the idea of CC asking for the mathematical equation and just being immediately, physically slapped in the face by an entire stack of papers full to the brim with the calculations, proofs, and equations used to get things into orbit and beyond.
The mental image really brings the giggle out of me.
I'd bet a large amount of money that he'd just say its a load of nonsense symbols that doesn't make any sense
Stupid people always assume smart people are either wizards dabbling in forbidden knowledge or conmen making things up. They fear what they can't understand, and that is a whole lot.
@@xanderg1957 I once saw a comedian who described it as "mathematical runes, designed to confuse people" 😆. He was joking, but I wouldn't be surprised if CC actually believes something like this.
@@God_Is_An_Atheist he wouldn't just believe it, he'd try and use the quote as a "proof" for his next dissociative discourse
You heard him say "scientism". To flerfers, science is a religion created to deceive us. But HE knows the truth.
It's amazing that those ancient people who saw and wrote about the sun and moon also had holographic projectors. Who knew they were that advanced.
I agree with you @Frankdfn on that. People who aren't scientists, who don't study astronomy should really do some research before embarrassing themselves.
They weren't. Aliens brought the holographic projectors to Earth with them. Obviously!! Come on, you should know this. 😂😂
@@Terri_MacKay *_HEATHEN !_* God created the holographic projectors, just like he created NASA and a backwards eye !
Well that's NASA for you. They've been using CGI and holograms to fake the real shape of the Earth for the last 2,500 years. All without being caught out except by a few "special" people who notice that things that others don't notice or the staff at the massively funded NASA, over 2,500 years, haven't learn to hide. There are no other space agencies on the planet, of course.
@@Terri_MacKayDon't go around spreading misinformation like that. It's a well known fact that NASA faked all mentions of the sun and the moon before 1955.
To be faaaaaiiiiiiiir... they did shoot the moon. With a rocket. That had people in it. Who then got out and walked on the moon BECAUSE IT"S A FREAKING SOLID OBJECT ORBITING OUR ROUND EARTH! Chris, you absolute melt!
C.C. Chris is both amazingly amused and amazingly angry at how stupid he is. It's really something to watch. You don't see that level of humor and rage at the same time from any other Flerf.
😂🙌
"Let's shoot the moon" has to be the most American response to astrophysics I've ever heard.
And we did exactly that. LCROSS
trump created "space force" now he's counting down the days until prison on his ivanka bikini calender.
i love how he admits himself that that is what he would have thought of first. a glimpse into the mind of a dimwit that isnt even allowed to film his embarassing ideas in his own home.
The escape velocity for ideas from CC's head is about 80IQ.
That was Chris's first thought and the reason NASA didn't ask him to join their ranks
You know what I really wonder watching CC? What the people in the parking lot are thinking when they see and hear him as they walk by his van. Some random guy just randomly laughing and yelling while pointing at the sky out his window or making arch shapes with his hands all to himself just parked in a handi transit bus.
The hilarious thing about the self-illuminating moon claim is they never have an explanation how the light part of the moon always coincides with the direction of the sun...
Or how the crater walls cast shadows.
isnt it odd to them that there must be some "hologram" of some sort that very clearly has the physical characteristics and lighting of a rocky sphere, where the lighting always point towards the sun?
Why are there even phases of the moon if it’s self illuminating
@@grahvisor why there would be craters at all
Same as with everything else; they just pretend it isn't happening. They don't call them reality deniers for nothing.
Providing the rocket equation was incredibly funny and a great way to squash Chris’s argument. Keep up the good work, Dan!
No, no, no! Dan must do his OWN research. Nothing else matters. OK, all right, there´s room for density, bouyancy and electromagnetism as we all know.... Rgr
"Be reasonable."
Alright, you first.
I wish I could combine my hard-earned knowledge and this man's boundless self-confidence
The more you know, the more you realize you dont know. Chris dosen't know he dosen't know.
That level of confidence is only ever found whilst yodeling from atop Mt. Stupid on the Dunning-Kruger scale, I'm sad to say.
Tbh, sometimes I wish I was that ignorant (like CC).
Whatever you do, do it with the confidence of a 3 year old in a batman costume.
@@watsisbuttndo829the Dunning-Kruger effect is strong in the flat earth, trump cult and fisherman circles.
As a wheelchair user myself, and dependent for transportation on vehicles like CC drives, I feel truly sorry for anyone unfortunate enough to be his client. Truly a captive audience.
Thats why he has a security gate in the back
@@mokgz169 That's a hydraulic ramp for the cripple (yes, that's how I describe myself.) You can see the yellow hand grips (which move down when the ramp is extended) above and on either side. The driver opens the doors and lowers the ramp to the horizontal.
"Ramp" isn't the best word. It's more of an elevator.
@@russemerson4872 I was about to report you for that word😜🤗
I am sure CC is actually nice at his job🙂
@@russemerson4872Man! I thought he was driving a school bus with no seats 😂
You got me with the "captive audience" remark.
I am going to start questioning the car engines because I have no idea how they can generate horsepower when there are no horses inside
i had a coworker, that is also a flat earther, tell me the other day that he noticed that the phases of the moon had stopped changing after the eclipse. these guys are super observant.
Thanks for making me snort 😂
"The flat earthers never say.... *how* the moon is self illuminating"
In that pause every fibre of my being was expecting you to ask "How does the surface of the moon have visible shadows if it's a light source?"
And how can it eclipse the sun?
I think Kevin is actually Chris:
It's not uncommon as a teacher to have students who are a bit behind the curve in certain aspects, but 99.99999% of the time they are keen on something. They might not understand how to identify a noun or what theme is, but they somehow know how to make a mean plate of nachos. You learn pretty quick to not judge fish for their tree climbing ability, ya know?
I thought this was the rule when I was teaching until I met Kevin. Kevin isn't his real name, but it doesn't matter because he can't spell it anyway. Kevin was a student of mine during my last year of teaching. He came to my classroom with very little to show for his academic past. He had moved a few times and thus was missing a lot of typical test scores that we use to try and ballpark their ability (Don't worry, it was a ballpark.....we didn't make major decisions until we actually had a chance to talk and work with a student for a bit.) I thought "That's fine. I'll just do some one-on-one with Kevin and see what's up" One on One with kevin was like conversing with someone who'd forgotten everything in a freak, if not impossible, amnesia incident. There was no evidence that he had learned anything past the 2nd grade....and now he was in 9th grade. Flabbergasted, I figured we needed to get more serious with this. If he was going to be in my class, I needed to know why and how.
I decided to meet with him, his guidance counselor, his parents, and another teacher to see what was really going on. This is where it all became clear. It was by some incredible fluke that his family hadn't been wiped off the face of the Earth years ago. Odds are his entire heritage was based on blind luck and some type of sick divine intervention that saves his family every time a threat presents itself. Kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this null achievement. Even my instructional lead, a woman who could find a redeeming trait in a Balrog, failed to see any reason this kid or his family should be alive today.
So here's a list of events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and he's laughing uncontrollably:
Kevin frequently forgot when/where class was. On more than one occasion, I had to retrieve him from other classrooms.
Kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons.
Kevin's dad wrote tuition checks and mailed them to me...his English teacher. This was a public school. When I gave it back to Kevin, voided, to give to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public school, Kevin got in trouble for trying to spend it at 711 after school.
Kevin was removed from the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fire....twice
Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn't him.
Kevin stole my phone during class. I called it. It rang. He denied that it was ringing. (Not that it wasn't his, not that he did it.....no, he denied that the phone was actually ringing). He tried it three times before the end of the year.
Kevin called the basketball coach a "MF B*" during gym. Basketball tryouts were that afternoon. Kevin tried out. It didn't go well.
Kevin's mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to)
Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game
Kevin kept a bottle of orange koolaide in his backpack for about 4 months. He thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and threw up.
Kevin said the a lot. Kevin was white. The highschool was 84% black. Kevin got beat up a lot.
Kevin stole another student's Iphone....and tried to sell it back to them.
Kevin didn't understand that his grade was dependent on tests, quizzes, homework, classwork, and participation. Kevin finished his first semester with a 3% average. He tried to bribe me with $11.
Kevin spit on a girl and said "You should get out of those wet clothes". The girl was the Spanish Student Teacher.
Kevin didn't know dogs and cats were different animals.
Kevin tried to download p**n onto a computer in the library.....at the circulation desk....while he was logged on.
Kevin asked a girl to prom (he was in 9th grade and freshmen don't go to prom) by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address
Kevin got gum in his hair, constantly.
Kevin regularly tried to cheat on assignments by knocking the pile over, grabbing one before I had picked them all up, and then writing it name on it wherever there was room.
Kevin had several allergies, but neither his parents nor he could remember what they were. They were very concerned that "the holiday party" (it's high school, we don't have those) would have peanuts. When they finally got a doctor's note....he was allergic to amoxicillin
Kevin and his parents took a trip to Nassau (how the fuck did they even get airline tickets?) and forgot all their luggage at home. I didn't believe him when he told me until I talked to him mom, who told me 1st thing when I saw her at the bi-weekly meeting.
Kevin's grandfather apparently died in a chainsaw accident. I can only assume God was looking the other way that day.
It's the terrific level of detail and precision that impresses with CCs videos. It's always obvious that he he has spent weeks or months planning, researching, scripting, and filming to produce videos that debunk the spherical model we cling to desperately. I am in awe!
Help! Help!!!! I'm drowning is sarcasm!
I admit it takes a certain quality to achieve all this. Very certain quality... Rgr
Being "in awe" should mean "awesome", in CC's case it means "awful"...
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The thing that bothers me the most about flerfs is the extra lands. They have maps, continents, technologies, that they haven't been to or seen, but then claim to only believe things they can see themselves.
So is this irony, or hypocrisy, on their part? Maybe a bit of both, I guess.
Haven´t you seen their old books?? It´s all in there!! Rgr
It's like Ken Ham asking "Were you there?" when someone talks about the Big Bang. When someone asks whether he was there he claims to have an eyewitness, namely his god, as it says in the bible. Of course, he can't produce his god to testify to that, and he wasn't there when the bible was written...
Ok, gotta ask. If the moon is self illuminating, then how does he explain the phases we see? Wouldn't it be full all the time? As you would say, Dan - dear oh dear!
or why do we see shadows on the moon
CC is my favorite. He knows so much while also saying over and over "no one knows." He doesn't know what the moon is made of, how big it is or why it lights up... but he KNOWS it isn't what scientific consensus says it is.
WHO controls the Moon, how is it powered, where is the projector, who does the maintenance?
Well, it has been scientifically proven by a collection of mice in the field that the moon is made of cheese.
As a professional travel and landscape photographer and a photography workshop leader and teacher, based not that far away from you @scimandan, it still astounds me that flerfs can’t get their head around basic exposure, light and how cameras work… makes for great viewing though 😂 Keep up the good work buddy 🙏🏻
Anyone who has ever owned a camera from before digital would easily understand the basics, it’s obvious that Chris hasn’t a clue…
Love how he thinks his cellphone camera with its tiny lense takes better pictures than an analog camera in 1969 with a big lense.
@@scrumpydrinker It's weird to me because he's obviously old enough to have had a camera like that in his life. But maybe he just used instamatics and polaroids, and never learned how to use a "real" camera. I assume he's about my age (I'm 60), and most people our age have had at least some experience with a camera that would require you to learn about exposure and depth of field, etc.
@@nailzeeGer They used Hasselblad cameras on the Apollo missions, which have really large film as well. Much bigger than a normal analog camera film. This allows for very detailed pictures.
@@sharimeline3077When I was getting serious about photography in the 80s I had a 35mm, a 4x5 view camera, and a Hasselblad. The Hasselblad was by far my favorite.
CC is obviously one of those people who simultaneously believes we didn't have enough computing power to land on the moon in 1969, but we did have enough to fake it with CGI
I always love the “where are the stars?” Or the “Why does the landing module look so janky” question lmao. It’s like they’re so dumb that they really think that if it was all faked NASA wouldn’t have said “Maybe we should add stars and make the lander look a little sturdier”
If you don't believe that metal boxes can fly around I fully expect you to stop taking plane flights.
What's really infuriating is that these things have been clearly explained to them, ad nauseum, but they just pretend they never heard it, and keep asking the questions over and over and over.
@@PlatinumAltaria by “you” do you mean random moon landing deniers? Or are you specifically talking to me? If you mean I don’t believe “metal boxes can fly” I suggest you re-read my comment, you may be preaching to the choir.
@@sharimeline3077 I like when they say all the evidence that’s lacking, but they know good and well even when showed the exact kind of evidence they’re looking for the just claim it’s fake.
Like they think the billions of dollars allegedly going to the ISS is instead used to make CGI that's worse than what Hollywood makes with a hundredth of the budget.
CC’s channel is an excellent case study of one man’s descent into madness.
I want to see him being told off by his wife again.
Gotta love CC. There's rarely three consecutive words coming out of his mouth that make sense. A toddler in a grown-up body. Except that toddlers make more sense.
I love that even in this short video, he can't keep a signal thought for even two sentences. He can't even keep a single thought all the way through a _single_ sentence most of the time!
I loved showing the phases of the moon with my kids. Used a globe, a torch and a ping pong ball with the lights out. Made perfect sense to them
He's telling us that we can't trust images shot with cameras by NASA, AFTER asking us to trust images shot by him on a cell phone? Come on, CC, you can't have it both ways, bro 😂
You can trust his pics because his phone has the best camera ever made. He just told us so!
Hahahahahahaha!!! I almost posted that with a straight face! 😂
his phone with GPS location... wonder how that works?
its not both ways when the man who puts together all the composite pictures we're shown tells us that there is no singular complete picture of our realm and that he is, and has been, the top guy patching the pics together and then says, "it has to be" done that way. no no thats the star witness admitting that no "picture" is true, that he "makes' them look how they look, as opposed to joe shmoe on the street using the same device we all own to take a picture of something. you would be wise to know ALL the facts of the matter before making a public opinion on something.
"Thats not true that guy for NASA was lying. the photos of earth are REAL!" lol, so look theres this guy in brooklyn. . . .. . .he has this bridge right. . . . lol
If CC isn't a fictional character created for parody this man needs some professional help.
He's just a troll
He needs help.
Sadly - I think he is actually this insane.
he needs professional help before he hurts himself or others. really.
The funny thing is it's impossible to see both the sun and moon on a flat earth because it doesn't fit with their toy models.
We don't live in a magical, mysterious Walt Disney world land , we just live on a flat earth with a dome on top. Gotta love it.
And that reaction afterwards, like his own brain glitched trying to process exactly what came out of his mouth.
Funny how the Walt Disney Pictures logo represents a castle within a dome.
The irony is definitely lost on him
I doubt CC knows where his wife is let alone the moon.
Seeing as she left him, I'd hope not.
@@vercoda9997 has she really? 😂 I haven’t kept up with CC news. That’s quality. Good for her.
Last time I saw her she got very angry at him in the kitchen 🤣
@@diddsdaddiddsdad6865best flat earth clip ever.
No she left him. She realised living with CC, her intelligence was decreasing every minute.
A random fingertip in frame is the *_hallmark_* of a true *_professional_* videographer.
CC is the kind of person you would hook up to a evil AI to feed it a constant stream of dumb ideas.
A human wheatley. 😂
That's where Douglas Adams got the idea of the planet-destroying robots reduced to despair and futility by plugging the paranoid android Marvin into their computer network.
I’m scared of how his paranoid and conspiratorial thoughts might corrupt the AI though. Who knows how further unhinged it could become…
@@Pryderi_ It would be interesting to see if it would even work. I mean, an AI would have access to the entirety of human knowledge (presumably), so being able to fact check claims would be incredibly simple; even more than it is for a normal person. Would an AI, constantly being fed paranoid conspiracies and delusions fall into the same trap as actual conspiracy theorists (where every piece of dissenting evidence is met with further paranoia) or would it be able to realize that said thoughts have no real basis in reality thanks to a simple search on the internet?
CC: "Now look, be reasonable."
Me: "Practice what you preach, Chris."
I laughed out loud when he described reality as 'this magical little land' as he talks about living on a flat Earth with a dome.
I have a challenge for Chris:
Take your super-duper phone with excellent camera, go outside at night, point the camera at starry sky and take a photo. Then put the photo online for all to see and count how many stars are visible.
I can't wait to see it. I mean, how hard can it be? You can see plenty of stars with your Mark I eyeballs. High quality phone camera should be enough to take professional-level night sky photos on demand, right?
Or....convince your wife, then I'll listen.
To be fair, most modern phones now have an "astrophotography" feature just for this very purpose. He needs to do it with a DSLR or similar pro camera.
The irony of him not understanding exposure and talking about his AMAZING camera while behind him THE OUTSIDE IS OVEREXPOSED is just.....sad. He has the proof why you can't see stars in his face and still doesn't get it. This man is beyond saving....
Chris has actually helped me grow as a person. After I watch Chris, I have learned to think more and speak less in hopes that I don't look as foolish as him. Thank you, Chris!
Gotta luv when a flat earther starts off his sentence with, "let's be reasonable.." 😆
"Yes, let's do so! ...when will you start?"
I'm surprised C.C.s van hasn't floated away UP style due to all the hot air he fills it with on a daily basis.
Whenever someone says "who knows..." what they mean is "I don't know."
So we cannot send a rocket full of people to the moon, but we can shoot it. Makes perfect sense.
This guy knows about space as much as he knows about phones and cameras...
My iPhone 13 has 30,000,000,000 terabytes. Prove me wrong. 😂
The sun literally exploding from inside and outside at every second of its existence.
Flat earthers: "that cant be a sorce of heat or light"
Day Moon, ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
Fighter of the night moon, ahhhhhhaaaaaaa
Champion on the sun, ahhhhhhaaaaaaa
He’s a master of karate and friendship for everyone
Dang, I was too late to make this comment.😂
@@orinjayce 😂😂😂
"You have to pay the troll toll if you want to get in this boy's-soul." 😅
@@haydensanford1987 are you saying boys hole?
What exactly is in CC's vape pen? That said, it's nice to see him happy again. He's a lot more entertaining when he's happy than when he's in his typical ennui.
Says he used to believe in a globe earth then says he used to think. Nuff said mate
I get a certain amount of relief knowing CC has his very own short bus 😁
It all makes sense now
Driven by Kameltoe Harris! 🤪🚍
Imagine how clean the windows are.
The bus for peanut brains.
@@ValiantGarton lmao.
A case of 'I think something is ridiculous so I'm going to counter it with something even more ridiculous'
If I was a casting director and I needed a character who was as ignorant as he was arrogant, CC would be my #1 choice.
His incredulity is off the charts. You could tell him we once had giant balloons that could lift over 200 tons and carry nearly 100 people in comfort and style. A cruise ship in the sky. He'd say it's never happened because he's never seen one with his own eyes. And yet the Hindenburg is very well documented. But no Chris would probably say it's all fake.
Blimps are really self-illuminating holographic projections on a dome 100 to 200 miles above us...or at least that's probably what our dear CC would want you to believe.
Having grown up in the NJ area I can assure you he has seen blimps on many occasions. In the NJ NY area I have probably seen blimps 30+ times.
He doesn't interact with comments on his channel. @@lokelaufeyson9931
The Hindenburg? NASA did that with CGI.
You must add it was in a book, AT LEAST 500 years old. You´ll see a twinkle in CC´s eye... Rgr
I just broke CC's physics. I'm sitting at my dining table, with the light on one side of me, and the light switch on the other side of me, AND I CAN SEE THE SWITCH. how is that possible if it's not possible to see sunlight reflecting off the moon in the daytime?
If the moon were self illuminating, wouldn't it always be full ?
No, see, NASA painted it with glow-in-the-dark paint (that stuff's expensive- explaining NASA's budget). The darker part is facing away from the sun, so the paint is getting dimmer; it'll get recharged in a few days.
Three cheers for CC's long suffering wife.
I think she's long gone and he's finally gotten over the initial "kick in the guts process".
He spent a long time continually sighing and going off on tangents and the last few times he's been in this manic exuberance stage.
@@Belly-u2w I hope that's not the case - we only see one side of Chris and while it is pretty deranged for all we know he's a great guy and great husband who's wife and family are very, very happy - that's at least what I'll wish for him as while I find his lack of logic and critical thinking skills appalling I don't wish ill on him. You disrespect ideas NOT people.
I'm hoping that one day I'm in a pub quiz and the tiebreaker qurstion is "In which American State is Westchester County?" Then finally Chris's videos will have given me useful information.
This guy purposely pushes his finger through the toilet paper when he wipes his ass
Love that Chris had to film in his car, presume his wife won’t let him film in his house anymore! What a clown! 😂
It's nice of you to assume he has a wife. (Or STILL has one)
I saw elsewhere that she left him some time ago, and there's been no trace of her in his videos for a long time now.
@@mattd6931he used to have one, she'd wander into the background of his videos and offer up her critique live on air.
@@verystripeyzebra @vercoda9997 I know, hence the (Or STILL has one) part of my post.
@@mattd6931nah, is still married. Otherwise he would be back inside filming.
Or....he doesn't and lives in his car/bus.
Accuses others of believing in a Walt Disney World land, but thinks he lives on a disk under a dome. I love this guy❤. No matter how bad your day is, no matter what happens to you in life, you are reminded that you could have been like that idiot. After that you'll be fine again.
It's hard to beat CC for entertainment.
Says a silent prayer of gratitude.
Where’s his wife when you need her.
Out getting her butterfly nets repaired. CC wore them all out! @@Sherwoody
@@Sherwoody Handcuff´m both together as a pair?? Way to go?? Rgr
I think my favorite thing about flat earthers, the fact that they deny the awesome power of their own God...like the Christian God could easily hang a ball on nothing and stick water to it as it spins and orbits...isn't that blasphemy?
And he denied the moon which is literally mentioned in the Bible on multiple occasions
Thank you for all the CC coverage! When he said the north pole I was literally stunned
I died when he asked how can we see the Sun with how dark space is lmao
2:35 Why would the Moon have pure black shadows if it illuminates itself?
5:50 Wouldn't a "Walt Disney World land" be more like a flat earth with a dome? Hasn't he seen the animation of the Disney logo and the sparkling dome shape?
If the Moon illuminates itself, why don't we see a full moon every night.
" show me the math!"
" shows the math
I really try to play along with CC's "though experiments", just for fun, but he's just so all over the place. This week he posted about if you loose a limb, your brain thinks it's still there, so maybe clouds carried memories of how to build pyramids across the earth, and that's why a woman panicked when she was at a gas pump and the gas started spraying. 😳 The poor guy just seems so frustrated with life, he can't think straight, and I feel like he's always at the verge of breaking down and crying.
He is.
There is a strong link between people with anxiety disorders and beliving in conspiracy theories.
Honestly - if he ever did realize it was not flat - I would be concerned for the results for him and others.
As much as I find these funny videos hilarious, I can't imagine how badly his delusions have affected his life. I can't imagine family and loved ones are as close as they were, and these people always dig themselves deeper until they have nothing. Very sad.
Sounds like CC's brain took the scenic route during that thought experiment
Clouds carried memories of how to build a pyr...what??? And a woman was pumping gas...and that relates to the pyramids, somehow? Or is it related to the clouds?
Nevermind...my brain just hurts now. 🤕
I get visions of CC in a clock tower with a rifle on the news..
I can’t explain it (actually I can), but CC is absolutely my favorite flat earther. This dude just out here having fun, annoying his wife, and generally fumbling his way through life and I kind of feel bad for him but in the most endearing way. Stay real, CC ❤
Idk, doesn’t look like he’s having fun to me. Seems like the type of person who genuinely does not enjoy his life and has unfortunately found this as a way to express his frustrations.
@@hobojoe9717 yeah I used “having fun” loosely haha. He’s just unhinged in such a unique way, and even when compared to other flat-earthers, it just feels like he is making this shit up as a goes to a whole new level. Like it feels like even other flat-earthers would be like “oh god it’s CC, who invited him?” I feel like I’m watching a sitcom whenever I see him, and that strangely endears me to him.
@@aaronmckone8973 Yeah I feel you there. At least other flat earthers would bring a whiteboard to write on and try and keep track of their own rambling nonsense, CC just lets it all out without thinking 🤣 He 100% feels like a character someone made up
I believe C.C. is from a local lunatic asylum and is allowed to sit in the asylum’s bus every so often, to talk to himself. Bless. 🤪
CC is my favorite flat earther, his absurdity is priceless and he seems to believe himself 100% where as most of the other flat earthers seem to be trolling at this point…
I agree. All of the clueless nonsense but non of the aggressive hostility. Sort of charming in his own strange way.
Moon's Integrated in the dome wall, he must have missed The Truman Show
Do you suppose CC ever worries that one of the electric lights attached to the dome might fall on him?
His new favorite word is “aspect”