Hale and Pace - Yorkshiremen
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- Опубликовано: 31 окт 2010
- Gareth Hale and Norman Pace do a brilliant send-up of the Yorkshire dialect and people with their "Yorkshiremen" character's, in this sketch from 1997. Here they complain about the fish they've ordered in a swanky restaurant.
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I'm from Yorkshire and there just isn't enough yorkshire parodies and satire out there. I want more!
A Yorkshireman took his cat to the vet. The vet asked 'Is it a tom?' The Yorkshireman replied 'No, I've brought it wi' me.'
I told my friend this joke she didn't get it but then again she from Liverpool
Classic!
Nay, I fotched it wi' me.
Aye up lad t great one that.
Gud un - lad.
As a Yorkshireman myself, I have to admit there is a certain sort of truth in this.
I'm a Yorkshireman and only posting this because it's free.
You do reyt
@@zaralara4059 ay, ees a gud UN.
free is still not bloody good enough. them electricity bills and computa on hire purchase
Twatinahat Smith ,Yorkshiremen are known as having deep pockets and short arms.😂😂😂
@@harrycday6528 We call it being canny and careful, a quid in my pocket is better then a quid in someone else's.
As someone for north Yorkshire, I cannot stop laughing
I'm a Yorkshireman and find this very funny , a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity taken out of him.
Are you trying to imply that Yorkshire men are tight?
A Yorkshireman is a Scot with his brain removed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Na a Scottsman is a Yorkshire man with his brains kicked out , and my personal favourite , there wasn't a geordie until a Scottsman fucked a pig l
@@tetleybitter5796That seems to be our reputation. Still. We're nowhere near as tight as southerners.....
I've never noticed any generosity from any scotsman I've known.
A massive round of applause for all the Yorkshiremen who have come on here and not taken offence.proper grown-ups unlike so many others out there crying like bairns at the drop of a hat.
I didn't just not take offense, I loved it. The reason is because it is an exaggeration of the truth. Micheal Macintyre's gag for example about replacing "the" with " t' " is not funny because that is not how " t' " is used, it means "to the" and "the" is replaced with an upward inflection on the end of the preceding word. No one should ever be offended if the joke is true, only if falsehood is ascribed. I find that occasionally people like having the piss taken out of them for their quirks. Also don't try to compare SJWs with mentally equipped individuals, it's an insult to the vegetables.
Teks a lot to piss off a Yorkshireman.....
I am a Yorkshire man and I love it
Aye indeed it does, it teks a lorra chelp to pee us off.
Nar then, where's me ukelele. 😆
Very good, and they even managed a decent crack at the accent, which most non-natives simply cannot do!
"This plate scraper has given me enough chelp to fuel a rocket to the planet Backchat!" DED
If you want to know about your personal failings you will find a Yorkshireman very helpful.
I love how this is basically just Geoffrey Boycott. Especially the bit about beating up his misses
😅Jeff had some nice blonde's, he'd only slap them if he'd had too much Stella 😅
"I'd go up to top of our stairs and beat up missus, now...." 🤣🤣
typical night that lol
I thought he was gonna ask where's the gravy? 😆
Sheffielder here, this is gold!!
I used to really like them back in the day and I still like them now
George Formby's ukulele? Oh dear he were a Lancashire lad through and through. The very soul of Wigan and Blackpool Tower!
Geoff Geoff yep...I am Yorkshire and thought were did they get that from!
@hognoxious Black Pudding more like...
Yeah exactly why would us Yorkshire lads would want to be linked to that shitole if a county !!;
A Yorkshireman is just a Lancastrian with his pockets sewn shut....
@@peterditchfield5935 rofl. Funniest thing I've heard in ages. I'm stealing this line. :)
This perfectly represents the problems I faced with customers having worked in the service industry. Oftentimes we would get people that would be infuriated for one reason or another for some sort of transgression or issue on our part, or something they had received wasn't to their liking, now of course they assumed that I knew the issue and of course usually I didn't . So instead of coming in or coming to me and simply explaining the issue calmly so that we could proceed amicably, they immediately come to me flying off the handle ready to basically punch me in the face.
wonderful impressions of Geoff Boycott at Headingly, commentating the cricket, while having his lunch
The opening minute of this sketch is hillarious!
I used to serve tea to people and half an hour they would complain it's cold! I wasn't afraid to tell them that's what happens with tea after 30 minutes
It puzzles me when people at a three Michelin star restaurant complaint that their food is taking time to cook.
@@siliconbong9386 Ireland is terrible for people complaining about the length of time. I was told by the manager to never say "within 20 minutes" when people asked how long it would take to come out because they saw it as a long time? That's one of the big things that I see here. Over exaggerating things
@@rtsharlotte The over exaggeration, isn't that for a comedic effect?
Great username.
@@siliconbong9386 Noooo. I deal with serious complaints with guests and time when I had time to check CCTV most of the time the guest was way off.
The same goes for placing orders with a waiter who then straight away puts it through the system, who then complains that they've waited 40 minutes. When we look into it its about 20 mins. I actually print a copy off to show the customer in case it escalates after I apologise about the delay.
My comment above was from when I started there about eight years ago.
“You, here, now”. Perfect way to address any Non-Yorkshire men.
I’d turn round and say, “Yes. I’m, here, now . And what ?”
Or Lordship Lane, Southwark
If Little mix were from Yorkshire they would be called Yorkshire mix 🤣
I have just bought some Yorkshire glue on the internet. It’s called ‘eBay gum’
eBay gum... The place where everything's free
@@genfisher2456 And still won't be good enough!! Btw that'd be a really good sketch!!
@@danielanderson2331 haha it would be... if only Hale and Pace were around doing stuff now...
The risk of sounding repeti-ti-ti-ti-tive
Three of us from work had to go to our depot in Cleckheaton, the canteen breakfast was only £1.90, we were told a Yorkshireman would not pay more than that!
How much? You wer robbed lad!
'Ear all, see all, say nowt.
Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
And if thee ever does owt fer nowt,
Allus do it fer thee sen.
Gareth Hale reminds me of a former high school teacher from Leeds. 50 years of teaching and now he restores furniture.
From my own experience, this is a very flattering portrayal of Yorkshire folk!
Back in the day when no-one took offence at humour and took it for what it was……..funny!
These guys were so ahead of time with there comedy
Sadly with the state of the world and all the permanently offended pussies and cancel culture we live in, the show probably would be considered to risqué in current climate which is sad. They were absolutely brilliant
Hello there l just had a look at this RUclips clip.them 2 guys are very funny l thought thay did a great job doing the clip...l live in Sheffield sinse 1998 l am from South East London l all found the Yorkshire people really nice very nonest but great sense of humor them 2 guys really done a good job doing the Yorkshireman.l have been in Sheffield 24 years .now l love the banter and makes my night ....lan west
Outstanding!
I go to 't top of ah stairs and beat oop missus!
GaelicMagyar
GaelicMagyar: They’ll have you barred for that sort of thinking......
@@PhilbyFavourites Nowadays, definitely!
Hear all ,see all, say nought. Eat all,sup all, pay nought. If tha does something for nought, dose it for tha sen.
It's 'nowt'!
and something is owt.
Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. If tha does owt for nowt, does it for thisen.
@@gutworm686 Thisen
Thomas Brinkley sorted. Thanks.
See Hale & pace -Yorkshire Airlines 'n all 😆
It seems to me as if Yorkshire folk are suffering from both superiority AND inferiority complex simultaneously LOL
Yeah that pretty much sums us up.
brilliant
Ha!Ha! Yeah... And I thought us Irish were sarcastic. These Yorkshire lads take the biscuit altogether 😂
As a Lancashire lad, I can confirm this is exactly what Yorkshire folk are like. Poor buggers! 🌹
Yeah our hands aren’t webbed, and we don’t marry our sisters ;)
Occasionally they have to be reminded who won The War Of The Roses
We have Scarborough and Whitby... You have Blackpool 😏
Pfft yorkshires better than lancashire anyday
@@dave9401we,ll swop
Yorkshire airlines my favorite, going to watch it now, again.🤣🤣🤣
Aye, wi' Capt Boycott.
I am a foreigner accidentally landed in Bradford. Had to learn that language for another couple of years.
Yeah Urdu is quite a difficult language to learn
Bradfordistan is an entirely different accent, kind of a combination of Punjab and Yorkshire.
Gareth Hale is a Yorkshireman, he is from Hull, but Norman Pace is a Brummie from Dudley.
I understand this, my Aussie friends dont understand a word of it. So I have started to talk like this. I miss Leeds and Yorkshire
They should tho - if they watch Ashes cricket and listened to Boycott/Bumble commentary.
Chelp had more than one clip round the ear for chelping at mi mam ...... She never missed :-)
Geoffrey Boycott is an absolutley bloody legend!
"Yow ere naw!" 😂
Well, there is low-class everything but most of Yorkshire is full of hard working, very polite, gentle men and women.
Uncle Vernon and Professor Algebrain are great at speaking Cockney 😂
A Yorkshire man is just like a Scot, only without the generosity 😂
You, here , now ! Hahaha
@1:04 spoken like a true Yorkshire man XD
Hale and place classic 😀
Dickie Bird once said; 'Don't lend Geoffrey any money....You'll never get it back!
Legends!
Brilliant.
Mi grandma used to genuinely say 'ey by gum giddy aunt fanny go t'foot of our stairs'
Eee that’s Champion!
George Formby was from Lancashire...
What a great way to get a free meal, so much for the cockroaches in a pill bottle for a free meal. Have to love this English humor.👍 👍 🇨🇦
In Cleethorpes, the Yorkies are known as ‘comforts....... “they ‘come for weekend”!
These guys were around 30 years ago and they brought shock comedy to British TV they were way way way ! ahead of their time,
They microwaved a live cat On there Sunday night prime time show, it was a stunt but the British public did not see it that way, they had some protection from the special branch (armed police ) as they and their families had many death mainly from the animal liberation front Who acted like a poor man's IRA and were really pissed off ! After the sketch was broadcast on national television
Their next show that was broadcast the following Sunday had record viewing figures. Around 15 million
Where they reacted this stunt this time with his week old baby son
Just stopping short of placing his son into the microwave and smiling at the camera before the sketch ended.
They were very naughty boys, Forget Monty Python these guys took it to a another level and really pushed the envelope.
Parents used to make sure that the small children with tucked up in bed by 10 pm before they went downstairs to indulge in watching the show
I can still hear them now Pissing their selves with laughter.
Their
'Tis "sod" not "sword," ye bloody sot! Nah, sod off quick, 'fore ah give 'ee back o' me 'and an' front o' me trousis!
I'm Sheffield Born and Bred and love it when People take Piss out of our Accent and Ways. If you can't have a Bloody good laugh at Yourself then whats the Point of Being on this Earth. I want more
Great Puddings.!!!
Ee, this is a grand sketch, ey like
A little lad was sat on a bridge crying his eyes out, when a copper came along ,''what's up son,''he said ''Me mates fell in t't river, with that the copper stripped off and jumped in ,after 20 minutes ,he climbed out, covered in mud, ''i'm sorry sonny, i can't see him, how did he fall in'', the little boy replied '' i was just taking a bite of me sandwich ,and it slipped out''.
@KrisCavernoff No I don't sadly, but I know which one you mean. :-) I'm pretty sure that someone else has uploaded that sketch on here.
A say wor a like an a like wor a bloody well say...
Yorkshiremen
Watch Yorkshire airlines.
That is a classic.
And George Whitebread.
flipper don’t be a puff, eat whitebread
Geoff Boycott and Dicky Bird going for dinner
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY! :D
Wigster600 Happy Yorkshire day back to you in 2018 😃
Yorkshire Aye. How much!
I must be an honorary Yorkshireman; I'm from Derbyshire and I'm forever asking in a pained voice, " 'Ow much??!!!"
@@royfearn4345 I was working in South Yorkshire many years ago and had a falling out with my colleague because of this 🙈
His is so correct,
two Geoffrey Boycots
Is this where Mike Myers got "Head, pants now!" from for "so i married an axe murderer"?
Pretty much every pom. The best of England was dropped of to Australia 200 years ago
The last time I went to Australia, it looked like you could be walking around in Asia! The Australian culture (if they ever had one) completely diluted and hardly an native Aussie in sight!
@@davidholgate123 new Zealand land has a better " culture " than the Aussies but there's is a one built on being a wuss.
@@shadow_realm47 NZ is better than Australia in every way.
Scott, whinge much??
@@davidholgate123 Some parts of Australia are like that, some parts are not. You just need to know where to go. It is a big place.
More lip than Mick Jagger with a fat lip?? HAHAHAHAH
George Formby was from Lancashire. Jest sayin'
Wakefield im from like i love watching corrie
Now why can't the HMV record shops sell Hale & pace?.
Brilliant...they were the 2 new Ronnies...
Accurate.
I'm sure the sartorial similarity to Boycott is purely coincidental.
🤣
People saying about accents on here, do know Gareth Hale is from Hull
I'm a Yorkshireman and I do speak a bit like that. However, I do know about grammar, and the word 'characters' in the publisher's comment shouldn't have an apostrophe. So there.
Geoffrey Boycott
rosihantu1 especially the attire and line about beating up his missus
Geoff Boycotts not a real yorkshireman, hes a plastic yorkshireman.
@MrNorthernSol true yorkshireman would never never support a team from Lancashire (as it was then) .
As a Yorkshire man, I understand everything
As a Yorkshireman, I also understand what they're saying, but their behaviour isn't close to reality.
That's because it's called humour!
I think without realising it, sometimes I do often say the ehh ehh after a sentence lol.
But at least I don't repetitively keep tapping my plate with a knife!. 😀
Brat'ford West Yorkshire int houseeee 👍
Bradfordstan still in Yorkiland then..
I am a Yorkshire man
Where's batter on't Fish?!
GEORGE FORMBY'S UKULELE!
Nowt outside of Yorkshire
Up the YRA
Geoffrey Bloody Boycott would not be half proud o' this!
Eh, bah goom!
Ha, Yorkshire gods own country. Made by god on day 8 with the bits left over after he had laboured for seven days making the rest of the world with the best bits. 😅
At last am talking to organ grinder not monkey. Killed me and I'm Yorkshire born and bread spot on
They didn't ask for gravy.
No mushy pea's?