White People Make Better Thanksgiving Turkeys | Black Blasphemy | Ep 39 | All Def

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @bryans1883
    @bryans1883 3 года назад +643

    "All turkey is white people turkey until Thanksgiving" Ron with the facts under pressure. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RKfMaster
    @RKfMaster 3 года назад +1063

    Ron is so effortlessly hilarious bro. Every video he's on he kills it

  • @AllDayFinesse
    @AllDayFinesse 3 года назад +312

    KevOnStage’s love for pumpkin pie lives INFAMOUSLY amongst the black community 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ImSwiftLy
    @ImSwiftLy 3 года назад +380

    Man Ron talking about spatchcocking got me crying lmao that turkey rant could be a whole episode by itself

  • @shape_shifta
    @shape_shifta 3 года назад +218

    Said it before I'll say it again. We need a Ron's rants show. He be funny af and passionate at the same time

    • @grizzthegreen4500
      @grizzthegreen4500 2 года назад +2

      Like how Bernie did on the Bernie mac show America

  • @kingonakhi1734
    @kingonakhi1734 3 года назад +620

    If Ron is in it, it’ll be funny… simple

  • @preciousbrown7962
    @preciousbrown7962 3 года назад +232

    Ron is hilarious 🤣 I’m in pain laughing at him and Richie’s organic comedic teamwork.

  • @justintate2011
    @justintate2011 3 года назад +91

    I knew Kev was going to catch a stray when pumpkin pie came up lol

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 3 года назад +145

    He ain't even on here and they STILL found a way to remember Cleo saying that about Mac n cheese 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @offcialBIGky
    @offcialBIGky 3 года назад +60

    I love Collard greens Richie. AND THAT'S WHY A TOMATO IS A FRUIT!! Didn't even answer Ron's question right!

    • @Des_fitness
      @Des_fitness 3 года назад +12

      This is what I came to say. I LOVE greens. Mustard, turnip, collard and mixed!

  • @gracesand984
    @gracesand984 3 года назад +319

    that Khleo mac and cheese blasphemy HAS to get brought up everytime 😂

    • @jahmedhenderson9410
      @jahmedhenderson9410 3 года назад +24

      Cause wtf wrong wit him 😂

    • @PrimmsHoodCinema
      @PrimmsHoodCinema 3 года назад +7

      @@jahmedhenderson9410 😭😭😭 I thought he was joking at first. Man was dead serious

    • @DatMuslimGuy
      @DatMuslimGuy 3 года назад +5

      Yup he’s in a another universe

    • @ravenhollis2778
      @ravenhollis2778 3 года назад +2

      EVERY TIME!!!!

  • @_goblin.__
    @_goblin.__ 3 года назад +273

    Bro let's get Ron in a versus episode 🙏 this man is too funny

  • @TheKittyGalore
    @TheKittyGalore 3 года назад +95

    I was missing this show! "Leave the white meat to the white meat" 😂😂😂

  • @datguybrandon9683
    @datguybrandon9683 3 года назад +114

    2 things. Ron is freakin hilarious. And the editor is the real hero for leaving the LuLu walk off in the video. God bless you and your family.

    • @Mikel_2796
      @Mikel_2796 3 года назад +5

      For real I was like oh she got it like that 👀

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 3 года назад +1

      Why y'all think Ron shot his shot from the logo in the first 10 seconds? 😂

    • @Timmy_T
      @Timmy_T 3 года назад

      I noticed on a DIYS podcast that Lou Lou got it! Editor is so wrong for this. Lol

  • @rashamega1
    @rashamega1 3 года назад +36

    This episode replaced joy in my heart when the camera froze with Ron and his quote:
    “All Turkey is white people Turkey until Thanksgiving.” ~ Ron Taylor
    Stupendously funny(squared)

  • @4BredBud
    @4BredBud 3 года назад +30

    Greens are my most anticipated side dish. I’ve watched my grandmother go through the process of going to a local outside market for fresh greens. Cut up the greens into different bags, prep the meats and seasonings to boil a month worth of greens for thanksgivings.. this is top tier blasphemy in my book. Our ancestors just shook their heads over my shoulders 😭

  • @LaysiaPrincess
    @LaysiaPrincess 3 года назад +147

    The rewatchability of this episode is astounding 😹💀

    • @deeluu7560
      @deeluu7560 3 года назад +3

      I've watched it hella times already 🤣

    • @stillflythough
      @stillflythough 2 года назад +4

      Exactly... Here I Am again😂😂😂😂

  • @LacktoastEnt
    @LacktoastEnt 3 года назад +108

    Dion Lack here.... MAN THIS WAS ALOT OF FUN!!! Thank ya'lll for watching!

    • @WillPharaoh
      @WillPharaoh 3 года назад +12

      That man is hilarious

    • @freemechanism6674
      @freemechanism6674 3 года назад +7

      @@WillPharaoh This man is that man

    • @troygray412
      @troygray412 Год назад +1

      Bro you're funny as hell. First time seeing you😂😂

  • @floccinaucinihilipilificat2
    @floccinaucinihilipilificat2 3 года назад +212

    We had Canadian Blasphemy, Senegalese Blasphemy, Russian Blasphemy, Asian Blasphemy, Carribean Blasphemy, Italian Blasphemy, Swedish Blasphemy. It’s nice to have plain old regular degular Black Blasphemy back.

    • @ijmula
      @ijmula 3 года назад +30

      I wouldn’t mind a Haitian blasphemy tho 🇭🇹

    • @lostribesamurai7927
      @lostribesamurai7927 3 года назад +16

      @@ijmula they probably don’t know enough of us Haitians to do one of those.

    • @DesireLevy227
      @DesireLevy227 3 года назад +18

      @@matthewmatthewsons6197 just fnck ethnicities huh?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @taragggg8225
      @taragggg8225 3 года назад +5

      @@DesireLevy227 😂🤣😂right

    • @antoinelevine2143
      @antoinelevine2143 3 года назад +4

      @@DesireLevy227 we can't relate and hence why it's called Black blasphemy. We been doing this kind of thing for years before it was made for RUclips.

  • @troyfeeney7945
    @troyfeeney7945 3 года назад +25

    BRUHHH WHOEVER IS EDITING THESE NEEDS A RAISE LMAO those pop-ups and that lil "Who Dated White People" adspot was hilarious

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 3 года назад +48

    “Leave that white meat to the white meat” DEAD ☠️☠️☠️

  • @tdomonique504
    @tdomonique504 3 года назад +102

    😂😂😂 Cleo will never live that Mac N Cheese statement down lol

  • @lostxchromosome
    @lostxchromosome 3 года назад +33

    “Collard greens taste like a scab”
    “OH JESUS! That should have been you blasphemy”

  • @Bearded_one1
    @Bearded_one1 3 года назад +53

    Ron makes a career out of saying blasphemous things and now he’s mad that he has a reputation 😂

  • @King-uc4qt
    @King-uc4qt 3 года назад +93

    Ron is the funniest person on this channel 🤣😭 kills me every time. #RonOnRoastMe

    • @MR.Rexx101
      @MR.Rexx101 3 года назад +12

      Ron is Funny AF but he ain't really a "Roaster."

  • @artesyamoore
    @artesyamoore 3 года назад +38

    I called Ron for the first one. I knew it. He’s so out of pocket 😂

  • @Coffeewiththegods
    @Coffeewiththegods 3 года назад +20

    Bruh I could listen to Ron rant about random stuff all day. He’s fuckn hilarious

  • @bkameka69
    @bkameka69 3 года назад +31

    What a pleasant surprise to see an episode of Black blasphemy

  • @Plantbasedkiitty
    @Plantbasedkiitty 3 года назад +23

    I am so happy black blasphemy is back I don’t know if I should watch this now or save it for later! 😩

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 3 года назад +217

    Hooray. Our annual episode of black blasphemy.

  • @myndstanding8862
    @myndstanding8862 3 года назад +15

    Ron throwing people off! It’s unmatched 👌🏾 he understood said assignment! 😂

  • @Al-Sahem-Al-Ghul
    @Al-Sahem-Al-Ghul 3 года назад +38

    Khleo’s blaspheme makes an appearance even when he’s not there 😂

  • @Indiaaaa27
    @Indiaaaa27 3 года назад +7

    Can this just be the official cast for this show? They’re great together 😭😭

  • @Mani.15.
    @Mani.15. 3 года назад +19

    Bro Ron don’t even have to try and he is hilarious he always takes anything he is in to another level of hilarity so good and talented😂😂😂😭😭🔥😄

  • @b.a.barockus2595
    @b.a.barockus2595 3 года назад +21

    Not even ashamed to admit I rewound Lou Lou getting out of the hot seat like 🖐🏿 times 😅🔥

  • @VanGTO49
    @VanGTO49 3 года назад +10

    Ron literally started talking stumbled with the word comedian and after that….he just kept me dying

  • @TukkyHD
    @TukkyHD 3 года назад +31

    Ron is funny AF. He needs to be in every video. Cynthia too.

  • @Ckearney88
    @Ckearney88 3 года назад +82

    Leave the white meat to the white meat. Instant classic

  • @flyleelee5351
    @flyleelee5351 3 года назад +128

    Yes!!!!! Back to the original Black Blasphemy ☺️☺️☺️

    • @MrSurfer432
      @MrSurfer432 3 года назад +13

      Right?! Ngl, I wasn’t feeling the other ones.

    • @MaskedM4n
      @MaskedM4n 3 года назад +4

      @@MrSurfer432 why cause it wasn’t Black?

    • @zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188
      @zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188 3 года назад +22

      @@MaskedM4n Cause it doesn't work with the other cultures. Latin Blasphemy can't be done cause the Mexican community has different customs and likes than the Dominican or Puerto-Rican community. The Philippinos are gonna have different tastes than Korean or Japanese. Black Blasphemy works because it is catered to Black America, where most of the culture and likings are so very much similar

    • @MrSurfer432
      @MrSurfer432 3 года назад +3

      @@MaskedM4n oh wow! Lmao!! No, it just wasn’t good to me. The Asian blasphemy was okay but it just didn’t hit the same.

    • @Sadvillainy
      @Sadvillainy 3 года назад +13

      @@zeldarfromplanetbeldar4188 I think the main problem is we're black and can't really relate to blasphemies from other cultures. Most of those episodes, I was just confused on what they were talking about or whether it was a big deal or not. Not to mention having a black host who was equally confused made the chemistry kind of weird and it got repetitive.

  • @DJayVenom812
    @DJayVenom812 3 года назад +8

    Ron is Funny AF and I was waiting on Lou Lous walk up and yall cut it. Is that what we doing for Thanksgiving? Shade Tree, BUT! dope ep as usual. Salute Respect Happy Holidays!

  • @MsTaLaiah
    @MsTaLaiah Год назад

    I’m back watching this because it’s still hilarious.
    And I want to thank All Def for supporting me. Insomnia is a nightmare to navigate. So is isolation and depression. Having y’all here is PRICELESS. Thank you 😁😁😁😁😁

    • @hugh_jazznuts
      @hugh_jazznuts 6 месяцев назад

      I felt compelled to leave a reply because I can relate as I'm rewatching as well lol

  • @wajikhantv
    @wajikhantv 3 года назад +8

    God bless the video editor on these Black/Cultural Blasphemy shows. 🙏🏼

    • @LaysiaPrincess
      @LaysiaPrincess 3 года назад +2

      FOR REAL!!! A1!!!

    • @wajikhantv
      @wajikhantv 3 года назад +1

      @@LaysiaPrincess the true MVP but they do be playing too much sometimes 😂😅🤣

  • @justplaying45
    @justplaying45 3 года назад +1

    You know what’s crazy! I started to smoke last year and that’s when I started to go deep within myself. I was telling people they should do it because it helped me. So last week I was getting high and I thought I was tripping when I was feeling people attach themselves to my energy and I would look at them like come on. Thank you! You have cleared my mental with this information.

  • @orenthaljames9670
    @orenthaljames9670 3 года назад +8

    Rich: I got told I was anti-black
    Ron: You are🤷🏾‍♂️
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreahopeorg
    @andreahopeorg 3 года назад +4

    This panel is so fun! And the editor is top notch. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @Andrewg2451
    @Andrewg2451 3 года назад +5

    Omg... the second I seen Ron I screamed! He's my all time favorite cast member! 🙌

  • @meechy9166
    @meechy9166 3 года назад +3

    Ron praising all the ladies thankfully hoping to walk away with Lou Lou, that's that smooth Detroit player Motown steez, we see you Ron, great episode guys!! Glad to see this back!!!🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥This was hilarious, Ron had me dead😂😂🤣 classic episode!!🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥💯💯

  • @Patsdawter
    @Patsdawter 3 года назад +7

    Ron is my new favorite comedian… the one liners are hilarious

  • @LiveLikeBe
    @LiveLikeBe 3 года назад +28

    “Yes she did.” 😂😂😂. Knew it was Lulu based off the grammar lmao

  • @christchickconversations
    @christchickconversations 3 года назад +16

    Hilarious episode 🤣🤣🤣
    Ron is too much 🤭🤭🤭 he had me rolling.

  • @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel
    @DankSwegSkuxxXhayel 2 года назад +2

    Ron Taylor is effortlessly funny, he could be an amazing comedic actor
    His ability to rant on a topic and have witty punchlines off the top of his head is insane

  • @peanut-iy8ny
    @peanut-iy8ny 3 года назад +49

    Don't ever disrespect collard greens yall trying to get canceled I'm writing a letter 😂😂😂

    • @cdoubler1697
      @cdoubler1697 3 года назад +5

      Facts! It go with the cornbread dressing. Cmon Richie Loco bruhhhh...you wrong my boy. And it ain't slimy either. He obviously hasn't had it cooked right

    • @OhioTies
      @OhioTies 3 года назад

      I can’t believe them😂😂

  • @EdSmith313
    @EdSmith313 3 года назад +4

    The "Black Republican" jokes about Dion had me crying I was laughing so hard. 😂 😂 😂

  • @dimitrijamar
    @dimitrijamar 3 года назад +27

    come on Richie, tomatoes are fruit not veggies lol. Ron should’ve known when he said that.

  • @emiliobillard4367
    @emiliobillard4367 3 года назад +2

    Yo when Ron said “ you already have a black republican look about you” ☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @_JohnWick
    @_JohnWick 3 года назад +3

    Thank god we all been waiting a hot minute for this

  • @D-Loc25
    @D-Loc25 3 года назад +1

    Whoever did the editing.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 FANTASTIC

  • @courtsohsodivaable
    @courtsohsodivaable 3 года назад +39

    The collard greens one is pure blasphemy!!! Lmao!! I always say if I could eat one thing for the rest of my life it would probably be collard greens. It’s literally one of my favorite foods. 😋

    • @MrIGB-qg7ll
      @MrIGB-qg7ll 3 года назад +7

      Come in now!!!! They ain’t never had good collard greens

    • @courtsohsodivaable
      @courtsohsodivaable 3 года назад

      @@MrIGB-qg7ll riiiiiight!!!

    • @blackgirlburntout
      @blackgirlburntout 3 года назад +2

      Even when my momma switched from pork necks to turkey necks they were still bomb! Love me some collards and I also love to mix in kale like my momma did alot my whole childhood.

    • @courtsohsodivaable
      @courtsohsodivaable 3 года назад +1

      @@blackgirlburntout never tried it with Kale… I’m scared lol 😆 Does it taste good like that Kale is also a very bitter green.

  • @dyk3ad3lic
    @dyk3ad3lic 3 года назад +6

    ron is just so naturally funny- when he was talking about the turkey HAD ME WEAK

  • @Baya_
    @Baya_ 3 года назад +43

    As an African, I always learn alot about African American Traditions from this & I love it🔥

    • @WabibiGirl13
      @WabibiGirl13 3 года назад +1

      What country in Africa?

    • @Baya_
      @Baya_ 3 года назад +2

      @@WabibiGirl13 Kenya

    • @jamesgraves4724
      @jamesgraves4724 3 года назад +3

      Don’t try and pick up to much they comedians and this is based on well known American stereotypes for the most part…African Americans just like Africans are not monolithic

    • @Baya_
      @Baya_ 3 года назад +4

      @@jamesgraves4724 oh definitely I take it with a pinch of salt cause I understand the stereotypes. What I like about it is I get to pick up unique traits about African Americans and it's hilarious just how somewhat similar they are to African traditions and/or stereotypes😅

    • @WabibiGirl13
      @WabibiGirl13 3 года назад +2

      @@Baya_ Nice!! I'm Congolese :) I've been hoping and waiting for them to have an African blasphemey LOL!!

  • @kkv6124
    @kkv6124 3 года назад +2

    Thank ya for the laughs. Needed it this morning!

  • @DJTronuk
    @DJTronuk 3 года назад +3

    6:21 - is where Ron steals the show and left me laughing my butt off for 2 whole minutes 💀💀🤣🤣😂😂👏🏾👏🏾😂😂

  • @Stevebeeeee
    @Stevebeeeee 3 года назад +9

    By looking at the panel I already know this episode is gonna be hilarious 😂😅

  • @CheeseWithTheGrits
    @CheeseWithTheGrits 3 года назад +1

    I love Black Blasphemy episodes the most from the AllDef squad lol these are great

  • @les907
    @les907 3 года назад +1

    1:08 That laugh is my new ringtone

  • @Magenifcent
    @Magenifcent 3 года назад +2

    Best time to bring this episode and to watch with the blunt. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  • @SIMONE_F
    @SIMONE_F Год назад +1

    Rewatch gang
    Dion had me cryin 😂😂😂

  • @MsTaLaiah
    @MsTaLaiah 3 года назад +2

    This is perfection…..on so many levels 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 I must say, I need me some more Ron after this. Bro is hilarious!!! 🤣

  • @kennethsmith135
    @kennethsmith135 2 года назад

    Best show on youtube! I binge watch this show, all the time. #AllDef keep this show going. Its. Gold.

  • @nunyabusiness2444
    @nunyabusiness2444 3 года назад +13

    Ron was amazing as usual, other than not seeing it was Ritchie, who didn't like collard greens. He made it pretty evident. Looked like an emotional reaction to the black republican (can't remember his name) called him out during Ritchie's turn.

  • @maynardhuynh5054
    @maynardhuynh5054 3 года назад +3

    Black Blasphemy is one of my favourite things to watch on All Def. Please keep making the videos. They are super LIT. Also, bring back more cultural blasphemy. Love what you guys do!

  • @ThinBlue82
    @ThinBlue82 3 года назад +13

    I had to wait 18 minutes in to see LouLou’s yams in those red tights…..worth it.

  • @happy_2b_nappy
    @happy_2b_nappy 3 года назад +7

    Leave that white meat, to the white meat 💀 😂

  • @DanielRamos-yg3qb
    @DanielRamos-yg3qb 3 года назад +1

    The Patrick Ewing comment was GOLD! 😂😂😂

  • @DesireLevy227
    @DesireLevy227 3 года назад +14

    I NEEDED THIS!!!!

  • @HillyChannel
    @HillyChannel 3 года назад +9

    Ron is too funny! He needs his own show.

  • @pushingpstone7750
    @pushingpstone7750 3 года назад +17

    Ron is hilarious, Richie and LouLou is always great. I gotta say I enjoyed Dion this episode, I always give him sh!t on Squaddcast but I enjoyed this

  • @achronos178
    @achronos178 3 года назад +13

    Ron needs a show!

  • @LearningToLove..
    @LearningToLove.. 3 года назад +8

    Actually, smash burger offers a side of brussel spouts 🔥
    I wish more fast casual restaurants offered delicious veggie side dishes… other than French fries.

  • @jonnydough4179
    @jonnydough4179 3 года назад +4

    Ron is perfect for this, his dynamic is unmatched 🤣👌

  • @mass712
    @mass712 3 года назад +13

    idk y but if Ron is on..I feel like he said everything 😆

  • @troymajor2734
    @troymajor2734 3 года назад +1

    the cast on this worked so well together on this episode

  • @gleekoo5103
    @gleekoo5103 3 года назад +1

    22:17
    Lou Lou- oh you bald
    Richy- yeah I been bald
    Lou Lou- oh Dammn
    Richy -WTF Lou Lou
    🤣😂😭😹

  • @curtluv1100
    @curtluv1100 3 года назад +1

    Anybody trip off the fact that Lulu said she don't eat cabbage but her favorite vegetable is brussel sprouts 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️😬😂😂😂

  • @yforrest13
    @yforrest13 3 года назад +5

    "You leave that white meat to the white meat"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #bruh I'm stealing that shit!!

  • @FiveFootAmazon
    @FiveFootAmazon 3 года назад +3

    I loved this episode!!!!!!! Bring this panel back.......add Griffy tail too to spice it up🤣🤣

  • @apocalipsdoebermen8376
    @apocalipsdoebermen8376 3 месяца назад

    When Lou- Lou- said " U had grapes in dat salad" I fell in love... ❤❤😊

  • @me_not_me
    @me_not_me 3 года назад +1

    "Your grandmother's emergency contact " 😭😭😆

  • @sesaya22
    @sesaya22 3 года назад +4

    One of my favorite episodes. Happy early thanksgiving everyone lol

  • @RatchetRoxaz
    @RatchetRoxaz 3 года назад +3

    The episode sponsored by the phrase “You God Damn Right”😂😂

  • @Frantz_PA-C
    @Frantz_PA-C 3 года назад +2

    "you dry 🦃 making niggas" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tazmantazman4066
    @tazmantazman4066 3 года назад +1

    @Organic Charlene they used ur word SPATCHCOCKING on the show you made it lol lol 😂🤣

  • @mauriceknighton8590
    @mauriceknighton8590 3 года назад +2

    Here’s your challenge: Try not to laugh while Ron explains his reasoning about the turkey. So far I’m 0 for 10 because it’s too hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @icarlyrocks1011
    @icarlyrocks1011 3 года назад +1

    LMAO the NBC edit in the corner @4:54 “Who’s dated white people” 😂

  • @navajonias8525
    @navajonias8525 3 года назад +5

    We need an episode with Ron, teddy, Tony baker, and dion

  • @ledonsteed2947
    @ledonsteed2947 3 года назад +1

    Ron is my favorite undiscovered comedian! He needs to do more where he can just talk because he is hilarious.

  • @greyez7
    @greyez7 3 года назад +11

    Goddamnit how is Kev infiltrating another Black Blasphemy with his nasty ass pumpkin pie😭

  • @scrillamane2033
    @scrillamane2033 3 года назад +8

    That spatchcock turkey is on point it's my 3rd year making it. It's juicy and cooks evenly

  • @theyoutubeofmyname
    @theyoutubeofmyname 3 года назад +2

    “Leave that white meat to the white meat.” 😂

  • @SkunkBoy34
    @SkunkBoy34 3 года назад +1

    14:38 that "Ew" got me