Because his face is blurred out I imagine him as a massive bearded viking man who traveled through time and is trying to get used to modern culture and customs
Those policemen are simply lovely. Not all men can deal with an angry toddler without loosing calmness and kindness. Especially when the toddler is fully grown, drunk and angry.
@@hmr0470 This has got to be the funniest example of somebody not getting a joke ever. BTW, only a douche starts a sentence, "ummm..." It's douchey When you speak like that. Doing it in written form... WOOF!
@@catboy_official "Hjertedød" (literally heart-dead) is the cessation of blood circulation, breathing and brain activity, also knows as "clinical death".
@@LongLiver I think it's more to do with the fact that the cop approaches the guy as if he's worthy of respect. Once he feels respected, he notices it feels good, and so he returns that respect back. The guy who didn't do that gets kicked.
95% is exactly the same tone = attitude of language where a drunk Slovak guy can ever use on some police. But the insults is way worst and totally uncivilized!! Like 1st grade stupid student. I liked to see (a Norwegian drunk guy vs a Slovak drunk guy). This guy even drunk have humor! I liked the police at the end of video, their laughs!
As a teen one of my favorite humans ever was my supervisor at work. A Norwegian woman with daughters a bit older than me. I adored her. She called me Vendy. When we were busy she'd go a little nuts. Bea 💕
I love how he kicks them and they just lay him down gently, they even protected his head, and wait till he is calm enough to go to the car with them. Plus the invitation of him being able to take all his body parts is just fucking hilarious!
Norwegian police officers are not armed. They only carry hand cuffs. And brains..... They're trained to stay calm and collected in situations like this. Using common sense to reason with drunks and other minor offendors. Yelling back using brute force, rarely if ever has a wanted effect on anyone being arrested..... Wether drunk or sober.
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for a while now. We know because they keep having negligent discharges. It's kind of embarassing to be honest.
It's nice to see how the police are having a dialogue with him, they're good at de-escalating. Doesn't matter if someone screams and swear a lot, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone, he's probably calmer once he has slept the drunkeness away.
This is the result of actually having a Police University College with a bachelor's and master's degree, not a police academy with like 8 weeks of training.
@@ergosum5755 yes respect a lot of it. When i see a police officer im literally pretending to be the most perfect citizen in their eyes and im not even doing anything bad or illigal lol
@@answers_for_all4379 I not meant us police, i mean the northern eu state police. In austria they arent that calm so i aint got respect for this diabolic horsecooks. ^^
@@ergosum5755 yes i know whachu mean, but im actually agreeing with police however they want to take things. Why should they be gentle with someone who is out to hurt them and others or not safe for society in general?
As the cop said at the end; he was adorable (han var jo herlig). How anyone could call this cutie satan is beyond me. Might be a Norwegian thing though..
😂😂😂 that made be actually lol, and I scared the cat...speaking of cats, Satan clearly missed a signpost to Moscow, and the alone meant was his cat companion still roaming free?
@@JimWisecrack94 They have guns at deposal in their vehicles if need to use em. but they only withdraw them if the other person wear, but 99.9% of the time the person surrenders before any gun get open fire
@@MrDalgard I know. Because they don't exactly have a gun crime problem in Norway. However somewhere like the United States where gun crime is high, it's pretty necessary for police to be on their toes.
+cartman2dk What happened with Finland, is that they were under Russia for some time, and have taken a bit from there too (nowadays it's more similar to the rest of Scandinavia though). :)
Policeman: "I must hold your feet, so you don't kick the doctor" Him: " *WTF* He don't like a shoe in his ass?!" We couldn't see him saying it but we can definitely imagine him saying it with a DEAD serious face hahaha
This is why we Europeans are so shocked when we see how American police treat none violent offenders. I look at our police as approachable; as people who are there to look out for us and protect us. My local police officer ran me and my poorly dog to the vets on Xmas day, waited for me and ran me home again. That's good community policing.
@@papillon5839 yeah okay thats what police are for to take control of that sitiaution and descealte as USA police officers are the most well geared in the world and dont forget they took this job and they know their life is on the line so they chose this.
The problem in the USA is the police education. They graduate with just 12-24 weeks worth of training... While in Europe, most police training is 96 weeks (2 years) at a minimum...
@z What are you talking about Socialism for? Norway is not a socialist country and neither are the other Nordic countries beside us. We run on the Nordic model which is primarily Capitalist with a very small amount of socialist ideas, only a small amount though. Not comparable to Socialism at all and very insulting to be honest. We had to deal with both the Communists and the National Socialists a few decades back.
@@vergil5931 they are the same social democracies that Sanders refers to when he talks about 'democratic socialism' -- the term has been slightly misused, and so while the nordic countries are not communist they are certainly more socialist than the USA, if that makes any sense.
@@vergil5931 you have universal healthcare, welfare state and subsidised higher education..(also the most expensive pizza/beer combo I've ever bought in my life) It's communist be American standards.
@@vergil5931 what you describe as "capitalism with a very small number of socialist ideas" would actually be the USA. Norway would be capitalism with lots of socialist ideas mixed in.
I just came from a very calm Japanese cop dealing with a drunk. I think he and these two cops could share some great stories. Also their laughs are infectious
@@vitoscalita Prisons are the things that are usually pointed out as being opulent in Norway, jails on the other hand aren't that great. They aren't anything like solitary confinement or anything, but they are usually just very basic cells. People aren't supposed to spend a lot of time in them.
@@TheHenkalv well u know i think a normal jail cell isnt that bad after all u know in the us or brasil for example prisoners rape each other they kill each other and they do many more bad things i dont think that this happens in Norway
Yeah, he’s just a drunk. He’s not a horrible person, he just says stupid shit and kicks people who bother him. They are usually pretty calm if they haven’t been pissed off by anybody lol
Well that's what I call a good attitude. The policemen didn't abuse of their position, they were patient, they were compréhensive, they were calm and did everything respectfully whatever the man said or did. That's a professional attitude at the highest point. Congratulation Norway. For having been i. Norway for a few months I can tell you that people are very polite, helpfull and comorehensive .
theblackbull55 he actually says "what he cant handle a d**k up his ass" But i guess for the sake of youtube he translated it into shoes xD (I am Norwegian so i understand the whole thing which makes this waaaay more fun😂)
Sorry for destroying the sweet moment. But the translation is incorrect. hjernedød is braindead. He thinks they have brought him to a metal institution, (often they will send addicts to a mental institution instead of locking them in a jail sell for the night) and he is asking if she is braindead. Every one that is going to the drunk tank at the police station has to be checked by a doctor at the ER before being locked up for the night.
@@thomasnorb4077 Sure assume it all, usually the way to go. He pronounces a hard consonant between R-E, being T. Close your eyes and listen. However, it is interesting if people hear "N" and not a "T" being very different sounds.
As a Swede who has been drunk in Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Germany and the USA I can honestly say that every European countries cops treated me and my friend with the respect two drunken fools deserve. No violence just a quick transport to the drunk tank/home with some genuin friendships made on the way with the police. Got arrested and ( not really beaten but pushed) treated really ruff in New Orleans - USA. Same in Las Vegas and in Florida. I get that crime is more serious in the states but damn. A little respect and restraint should be possible. No need to put you hand on your gun and go all Hitler shouting on me dammit. I was blind drunk and urinating on a tree not pointing an AK47 at you....
Everyone can comment if i'm Wrong +Viking88 USA, police brutality on daily basis. Norwegian, police almost never used police brutality. Swedish, same as Norway. Finnish, police, probably the same as Norway and Sweden. Denmark, to lazy to look up.....xD Germany, litle more than Sweden Norway, Finland and Denmak. If i got this all wrong, tell me. I'd like to know. Thanks
Larum Dexsterium Sounds about right, but Finnish cops are the nicest to drunken fools. And that's coming from me, a Swede. The way the US cops treated us was like if me and my friend was armed and hostile. Such pointless aggression is not needed to get two drunk guys of the street. Most of Europe ( I can add Italy, Belgium and France to my list now) has treated us just fine. A quick check to make sure we were ok and a check of our ID's and away we went. No violence, no shouting, no guns. Just some good cops doing their job. ( And to all you who might be asking why the hell I'm drunk all over the globe, me and my best friend is on a beer trip. A long and funny beer tasting trip. 228 brands/sorts tasted so far. We are aiming at 300. )
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf its CLEARLY not... and knowing where this video is from they are not allowed to also why they blur his face.... that is not a human like voice aswell.
I think you need to realize that they've anonymized his voice, in addition to blurring his face. Up here, it's not legal to show anyone's face in the media unless they consent, or they've done some *really* horrible shit.
@@josequispe8241 Yours was just one of many comments talking about his voice. I thought maybe an international audience wasn't used to the idea of protecting people's privacy, even when they're the "bad guys".
Well it works well in Norway and Finland+ Denmark. Sadly Swedish police is very much understaffed and frustrated. Especially in the big cities like Malmö and Stockholm.
@@type1life304 It's very hard to see them behind the mountain of dead bodies their fellow officers leave in their wake. Lol, defending American cops, you must be blind, deaf and otherwise cognitively impaired. But go on, lick what you like. If you love the taste of boots, who am I to judge.
Badr -eddin Other Scandinavian countries are welcoming refugees in. Usually the Arabs and Muslim ones are the ones bringing some laws with them to change these countries. It’s better to follow the law of the land that welcomes you instead of wanting to change their way of life with your way of life.
to add to this and correct the guy above. it's not Norwegian slang, although it's often used very informally in modern day, it's the old term for psychiatric hospital. the word translates literally word for word as "mental/mind" (sinn-), "sickness" (syke-), "house" (hus). the house of the mentally sick or sick minded. the usage of the word "sinnsyk" in Norwegian is equivalent to how the word "insane" is used in English.
At every stage, you could see the Police diffusing the situation and not taking his words personally. Good on you Norway for training and developing both your police as shown, and I'm sure the people
You can see that the police have compassion for their fellow countrymen, even when the guy is abusive and aggressive. Another example of how different cultures are.
@@moonliteX Yeah. In Norway ''Du er en pudding!'', directly translated to ''You are a pudding/jelly'' is correctly translated to ''You are soft'', because that is the meaning behind the sentence, when someone calls you a ''Pudding'' in Norwegian, they don't refer to that you are actually a pudding/jelly as in the desert, but it means that you are ''soft like a pudding cup'' sort of thing. Another sentence with the same meaning behind it is if you call someone, ''Du er en blautfisk'', blaut meaning something soft or wet, often refered and used in a sentence to describe something wet, but ''Blautfisk'' is refering to a ''soft fish'', something with less substance, or ''soft''.
Norway is obviously very different from US. Norway is still homogenous country with high social trust. While US is a multiracial shithole. George Floyd himself was a previously convicted felon who was high on drugs during his arrest. Police brutality is just a consequence of shitty multiracial society.
I was born in the same part of Norway this guy is from, as he's speaking with a clear Northern Norwegian accent, and Norwegians up there are (in)famous throughout the rest of Norway for their coarse language whether they're angry or not. As an example, calling someone a "Jævla hestkuk" - "Diabolical horsecock" can depending on tone of voice and body language be a grievous insult or a joyous greeting between old friends. Also there was a time where a young officer from the south was stationed up north for a couple of years and arrested a man who called him a diabolical horsecock after having been fined. In the courtroom, the man was let go (but he still had to pay his original fine) and the judge told the young officer: "If you're going to work up here, this is something you're just going to have to get used to."
It's one of the things I dislike about Norway, there are different laws to different regions. As a person from the south I can't call the police anything, but a person from the north can call a police a horse cock and it's ok. Likhet for loven, sier jeg.
@@OriginalPuro egentlig e d bare at alle vi oppe i nord e jævli chill, å ofte har god kommunikasjon med politi (spesiellt på plassa der d ikke e store byer)
It's a psychological trick,the victim will feel ashamed if he does it, and honored if he doesn't. The "promise me" part is Important, it doesn't even matter if he says yes.
@ yeah, cause every cop that got ahold of me put a round or two in me. Nah lets be real. I've have encountered cops and never have they been violent or mean. Its called co-operation and respect. Police are only being demonized and that's all people learn to see. I'm assuming you're not from America?
Because his face is blurred out I imagine him as a massive bearded viking man who traveled through time and is trying to get used to modern culture and customs
Theres a show called beforigners, you just made a pretty accurate description of the show.
That was before we saw his poorly-developed legs.
Excellent comment!
I did not know Vikings had to deal with detached ducks
His ancestors were Bersekers. 100%
The way he speaks is how I imagine a Viking would speak.
They speak more viking-ish on Iceland, but I've never seen an Icelander angry, so :)
@@jeschinstad you forgot to tell him about the incestial low population.
I dont think they have as much violet crime as the US.
I had a DNA check. My Y chromosome is Norwegian origin . It came to UK via North France Normandy invasions in 1066.
Hagar the Horrible
Here we can see the two types of Norwegians: The happy little mountain elves, and the death metal singers.
Black metal
Basically or the third one, immigrant children with identity crises
This is such a funny comment! Happy little mountain elves....lololol thank you I am laughing so much right now!!
This made me laugh quite a good bit. xD
@@elmstreet2036 stop being weird
Those policemen are simply lovely. Not all men can deal with an angry toddler without loosing calmness and kindness. Especially when the toddler is fully grown, drunk and angry.
Shut the fack up, its funny to drink and get high!
An angry toddler who's angry?
I like how they’re so calm and light hearted while arresting Satan
even the dark lord needs some kindsness to remind him what he stands for from time to time :3
Best comment!😂😂😂
Anonymous Annie 😂😂Fantastic 🤣
Oh sweetheart Satan is no more
Satan? He's just a drunk
"I HAVE BEEN IN JAIL 22 TIMES!"
"this will be the 23rd time" 😂
Xdd
As drunk as he was, it was kind of funny
that his memory was so sharp. 😄
You meant to say, "the 23th time."
@@ragnarrothbard3418 um...you're the wrong one. It's twenty-third, not twenty-thirth.
@@hmr0470 This has got to be the funniest example of somebody not getting a joke ever. BTW, only a douche starts a sentence, "ummm..." It's douchey When you speak like that. Doing it in written form... WOOF!
3:53 I love how genuinely confused he sounds about the doctor not wanting to be kicked in the ass
The doctor is a coward
@@zerkku7916 username definitely says it all lmao
@@zerkku7916 no he's a jelly
Lmao
That made me LOL too haahaha
“Dude the American police are scary, they’ll intimidate you”
“That’s nothing man, the Norwegians are scarier...... they’ll laugh at you, nonstop”
🤯
It was quite fun
This wasn't an arrest, they were performing an exorcism.
I am giving u 1 1/2 million likes thats a perfect comment :)))
True. Too funny!!!
😂🤣😭
Lmao 😂 I can’t lol 😂🤣
Bruh he clearly sounds like a really viking
Their tools were kindness and laughter lol I died when he took his pants off!
Police : "You're gonna come to the station to sleep off the intoxication"
Man : "Alone?!"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yeah, but he could bring all his body parts.
@Gbenga Oladipupo if it hangs on
The genuine puzzlement in his voice as he asks "he don't like a foot in his ass?" is just glorious.
The whispering when heart-dead patient walks in was super wholesome.
du lever?
@@axxy6879 Lever och frodas. Jag är faktiskt väldigt aktiv i kommentarsfälten.
What does heart-dead mean? Is it like dead inside or something?
@@catboy_official "Hjertedød" (literally heart-dead) is the cessation of blood circulation, breathing and brain activity, also knows as "clinical death".
@@knugenavswarje734 Thank you
"You have awful temper"
"YES!!"
So proud
He's from Lofoten that's why!
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan probably somewhere in Norway
@brother uncle Haha no. Its a beautiful place, look it up.
@brother uncle , we from the northern part of the country have a fresh vocabulary. At times a lot of swearing XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
I see why he has been arrested 22 times cops are having too much fun arresting him xD
Its like playing gta to him but in real life
It was
@Tuco Salamanca it was
Sorry, coming from the U.S. that's pretty hilarious.
Tuco Salamanca
You’re right. It wasn’t funny. *It was hilarious!* 😂😂😂
They are so polite. "Sorry for laughing." More cops need to have that sense of humor when dealing with the mental or idiodic.
Or in this case drunk idiots
ngl. That's probably the best way to deal with someone like that. Just make them realise that you aren't scared and you just find them funny.
@@LongLiver I think it's more to do with the fact that the cop approaches the guy as if he's worthy of respect. Once he feels respected, he notices it feels good, and so he returns that respect back. The guy who didn't do that gets kicked.
"I am so f-cking pissed now" "Yes, we've figured this out". LOL :)
"Dont kick me"
"Omg, are you a coward?"
"No, but--"
"COWARD!!!"
"I'm not a coward"
"your a f***ing jelly"
If this isn't every 4th grader argument ever
LMAO
Ein pudding 😂
95% is exactly the same tone = attitude of language where a drunk Slovak guy can ever use on some police. But the insults is way worst and totally uncivilized!! Like 1st grade stupid student. I liked to see (a Norwegian drunk guy vs a Slovak drunk guy).
This guy even drunk have humor!
I liked the police at the end of video, their laughs!
The correct translation is pudding, he called the cop a pudding😂 These cops are having the time of their life.
Weird translation for jelly lol. He actually said “pudding”
Norwegian police: "excuse me for laughing"
US police: "shit I'm all out of warning shots"
And by warning shots you mean center mass shots?
norwegian police arrested an drunk us "veteran officer" :)
"Yeah, captain said we don't do warning shots..."
@@thomasstuhr7243 It's a warning to everyone else
@@fenrirunshackled4319 lmao, good point.
These two guys are totally huggable. Besides, I can't help smiling when I hear a Norwegian speak. 💖
As a teen one of my favorite humans ever was my supervisor at work. A Norwegian woman with daughters a bit older than me. I adored her. She called me Vendy. When we were busy she'd go a little nuts. Bea 💕
-Police: You don't need to take off your pants.
-Devil: I'll do it anyway.
He’s putting him in the car like a father would a child - “now I want you to promise you’re not going to kick me, ok?” Lol
European cops are usually like that. The society's fathers
He says his prays and goes to sleep 😂
I love how he kicks them and they just lay him down gently, they even protected his head, and wait till he is calm enough to go to the car with them. Plus the invitation of him being able to take all his body parts is just fucking hilarious!
Norwegian police officers are not armed. They only carry hand cuffs. And brains.....
They're trained to stay calm and collected in situations like this.
Using common sense to reason with drunks and other minor offendors.
Yelling back using brute force, rarely if ever has a wanted effect
on anyone being arrested.....
Wether drunk or sober.
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
They have been armed in Oslo for a while now. We know because they keep having negligent discharges. It's kind of embarassing to be honest.
@@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 They have been armed in Oslo for months. I think u need to carry ur eyes with u
@@postyloner2317 Oslo isnt the only place in Norway, also the situation is oslo is an exeption to the norm
@@halfcool5014 Ok but I was talking about Oslo and I never said that there isn’t any other places were the cops arent armed
It's nice to see how the police are having a dialogue with him, they're good at de-escalating. Doesn't matter if someone screams and swear a lot, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone, he's probably calmer once he has slept the drunkeness away.
Can anyone here imagine a US cop saying those words during an arrest? "No kicking now, promise me that?" No way! 😂
This is the result of actually having a Police University College with a bachelor's and master's degree, not a police academy with like 8 weeks of training.
It takes almost the same tho, two yrs there two yrs there
They also get a lot more respect also a higher loan so they arent pissed the hohle day.
@@ergosum5755
yes respect a lot of it. When i see a police officer im literally pretending to be the most perfect citizen in their eyes and im not even doing anything bad or illigal lol
@@answers_for_all4379 I not meant us police, i mean the northern eu state police. In austria they arent that calm so i aint got respect for this diabolic horsecooks. ^^
@@ergosum5755 yes i know whachu mean, but im actually agreeing with police however they want to take things. Why should they be gentle with someone who is out to hurt them and others or not safe for society in general?
This is 10 times better when you actually know Norwegian
How do you know when you don´t not know norwegian?
@@korny19989 bitch I am Norwegian
korny19989 I lost 20 brain cells reading that.
@@titangig er norsk jeg og. tror ikke du skjønte det.
Ikr
You can see that despite joking around, they were prepared for something to happen. Did you see the reaction from that cop to him kicking?
lightningspeed reaction...beside the humour, that actually impressed me :)
Nearly a decade later and I still laugh along with those good cops.
Norwegian police are badass, imagine managing to jail Satan 23 times... while laughing at him 🤣
As the cop said at the end; he was adorable (han var jo herlig). How anyone could call this cutie satan is beyond me. Might be a Norwegian thing though..
@@homla8116 his voice is why people are making the joke. Because his voice is deep and cracking almost like a demon.
😂😂😂 that made be actually lol, and I scared the cat...speaking of cats, Satan clearly missed a signpost to Moscow, and the alone meant was his cat companion still roaming free?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@homla8116 What do you expect from a nation that has a town called Hell?
A viking was arrested for doing viking things.
100RAmen Ra-men!
+100RAmen Drinking, check. Screaming, check. Violent, check. Yeah that's a viking, and I say this as a Norwegian.:D
PuroYO Cant wait to see what you guys raid next. FOR ODIN!
+100RAmen hahaha that was cute and so true
+100RAmen viking with osteoporosis?
I love when he screams "I'm from Lofoten!"
I love the last shot in the car, where they look at each other and just start laughing 😂
Ladies and gentlemen, we just witnessed a civilized executive. Nobody gets shot or pepper sprayed.
Norway doesn't exactly have a gun crime problem either.
@@JimWisecrack94 They have guns at deposal in their vehicles if need to use em. but they only withdraw them if the other person wear, but 99.9% of the time the person surrenders before any gun get open fire
@@MrDalgard I know. Because they don't exactly have a gun crime problem in Norway. However somewhere like the United States where gun crime is high, it's pretty necessary for police to be on their toes.
@@JimWisecrack94 Norway has almost as much guns per capita as the US, but we are not allowed to carry them in the streets.
@@feonor26 I'm guessing those guns are hunting rifles and not assault rifles though.
"Shh shh, quiet, here comes sick people"
...
"Is she heart-dead?"
Fuck this is the best ever xD!
+Africa Starguide in danish, hjernedød/hjertedød = braindead/heartdead
It's norwegian but thank you for wanting to inform me :)
+Africa Starguide almost exactly the same thing. the nordic language is very close all around except finland wtf happened there
+cartman2dk
What happened with Finland, is that they were under Russia for some time, and have taken a bit from there too (nowadays it's more similar to the rest of Scandinavia though). :)
Tell me what windshield wiper is in Finnish, because it is in now way near vindusvisker in Norwegian... :P
Those officers are very well acquainted with the drunk man. Thanks officers for keeping him and others safe!
Let me explain why this went so good.
Police education in Norway = 3 years.
Police education in the US = Up to 6 months.
I rest my case...
You can’t fool me with that blurred face. I know this is the Cookie Monster.
😂😂😂
I was going to say Grover!
😊😊😊👍👍💜
Cookie withdrawal ain't no joke yo
Haha cookie monster's got some serious issues
“You don’t have to take your trousers off”
I do it anyway
Aberchrome that killed me
Aberchrome ppfhahah
self check for hidden weapons xD
Aberchrome
Did you see how quickly the cop closed the door when he started screaming? 😂😂😂😂
Aberchrome “DONT mess with the dark overlord wanting to be comfortable for the night”
Laughter - best describes the person.
How these guys laugh - pure humane laugh, no arrogance, no hate, no sarcasm!
Loved the video
Policeman: "I must hold your feet, so you don't kick the doctor"
Him: " *WTF* He don't like a shoe in his ass?!"
We couldn't see him saying it but we can definitely imagine him saying it with a DEAD serious face hahaha
This is why we Europeans are so shocked when we see how American police treat none violent offenders. I look at our police as approachable; as people who are there to look out for us and protect us. My local police officer ran me and my poorly dog to the vets on Xmas day, waited for me and ran me home again. That's good community policing.
Don't forget, all Americans have guns, they can shoot you in a second if you don't react fast enough. I understand the paranoia of the police there
@@papillon5839 Oh no. It's almost like it's not a good idea to have a population armed with firearms or something...
@@papillon5839 maybe they shouldt have guns then.
@@papillon5839 yeah okay thats what police are for to take control of that sitiaution and descealte as USA police officers are the most well geared in the world and dont forget they took this job and they know their life is on the line so they chose this.
@@papillon5839 there is no excuse
That’s what I call a proper police officer, to serve his people and protect them
The problem in the USA is the police education. They graduate with just 12-24 weeks worth of training...
While in Europe, most police training is 96 weeks (2 years) at a minimum...
@z What are you talking about Socialism for? Norway is not a socialist country and neither are the other Nordic countries beside us. We run on the Nordic model which is primarily Capitalist with a very small amount of socialist ideas, only a small amount though. Not comparable to Socialism at all and very insulting to be honest. We had to deal with both the Communists and the National Socialists a few decades back.
@@vergil5931 they are the same social democracies that Sanders refers to when he talks about 'democratic socialism' -- the term has been slightly misused, and so while the nordic countries are not communist they are certainly more socialist than the USA, if that makes any sense.
@@vergil5931 you have universal healthcare, welfare state and subsidised higher education..(also the most expensive pizza/beer combo I've ever bought in my life)
It's communist be American standards.
@@vergil5931 what you describe as "capitalism with a very small number of socialist ideas" would actually be the USA. Norway would be capitalism with lots of socialist ideas mixed in.
The Norwiegins have a reputation for being thoroughly civilised. I just loved how they handled this situation. It worked so well.☺️
I just came from a very calm Japanese cop dealing with a drunk. I think he and these two cops could share some great stories.
Also their laughs are infectious
"Ive been in jail 22 times"
"Its going to be your 23rd"
Oof
imagine being in jail 23 times
@@evanpeterson1798 i mean i wouldn't mind jail in Norway is not that bad
@@vitoscalita Prisons are the things that are usually pointed out as being opulent in Norway, jails on the other hand aren't that great. They aren't anything like solitary confinement or anything, but they are usually just very basic cells. People aren't supposed to spend a lot of time in them.
@@TheHenkalv well u know i think a normal jail cell isnt that bad after all u know in the us or brasil for example prisoners rape each other they kill each other and they do many more bad things i dont think that this happens in Norway
@@TheHenkalv i mean that often
Him being quiet when an actual sick person comes by somehow makes me think he's generally a good guy
+The Third Reichu Hence the cops treatmens. They know their usual drunks.
Yeah, he’s just a drunk. He’s not a horrible person, he just says stupid shit and kicks people who bother him. They are usually pretty calm if they haven’t been pissed off by anybody lol
General rule in Scandinavia, be more cautious if you see a sober person walking towards you in a dark alley rather than drunk.
Most people are not evil. Addicts, in most cases, self medicate due to mental issues or physical pain.
mirusvet
Guess that goes for the world in general.
Not necessarily a Scandinavian thing.
He's voice is perfect to represent badass characters from games and movies!
Well that's what I call a good attitude. The policemen didn't abuse of their position, they were patient, they were compréhensive, they were calm and did everything respectfully whatever the man said or did. That's a professional attitude at the highest point. Congratulation Norway.
For having been i. Norway for a few months I can tell you that people are very polite, helpfull and comorehensive .
Christ the man legit sounds like a viking
They use voice altering in the editing for privacy protection.
people from lofoten sound a lot like that, its not that altered
Jeg vet hvordan lofotværinger høres ut. Uansett, så er stemmen forvrengt.
ja men ikke så mye
Fu Sha Do
Straight outta Lofoten.
lol
"You have an awful temper"
"Yeah, I'm from Lofoten for fucks sake!"
Lmao
lmao
If you live in northern norway where this guy is from you’re legally allowed to call a police officer a horse cock.
The difference between North America and Europe is stunning.
You have the right to remain silent, however anything you do say will be laughed at
haha haha
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Kapalapalaneoleleakahumanu In america it would be gunshots instead
haha
Oh boy that cracked me up 😂😂
+Kapalapalaneoleleakahumanu
Why you didn't get more Likes? That's the most clever post I've seen.
Kapalapalaneoleleakahumanu excuse me for laughing
"- I must hold your feet so you don't kick the doctor.
- What, he doesn't like a shoe in his ass ?" - Im dead xD
theblackbull55 xDD
theblackbull55 he actually says "what he cant handle a d**k up his ass"
But i guess for the sake of youtube he translated it into shoes xD (I am Norwegian so i understand the whole thing which makes this waaaay more fun😂)
Veggy Vaggy He doesn’t say dick, he says ‘tupp i ræva’ which is basically the tip of his shoe in his ass, therefore a kick in his ass.
Veggy Vaggy probably sounded like kukk but he said tupp
Veggy Vaggy no he doesn’t.. I’m Norwegian too, so I know that you misheard it.
I cannot unhear an angry Viking 😂
Cop: “You don’t need to take off ur pants”
Guy: “I do it anyway”
Cop: “ok-😶”
He got quiet when he was worried the girl had a heart condition. That's sweet
Sorry for destroying the sweet moment. But the translation is incorrect. hjernedød is braindead. He thinks they have brought him to a metal institution, (often they will send addicts to a mental institution instead of locking them in a jail sell for the night) and he is asking if she is braindead. Every one that is going to the drunk tank at the police station has to be checked by a doctor at the ER before being locked up for the night.
@@TrondOleJensen No it isn't. He actually says "Hjertedød" not "hjernedød".
@@CyberGeekzGaming You're deaf. You probably just read the subtitles and assumed they were correct? The subtitles are wrong. He says hjernedød.
@@thomasnorb4077 Sure assume it all, usually the way to go. He pronounces a hard consonant between R-E, being T. Close your eyes and listen. However, it is interesting if people hear "N" and not a "T" being very different sounds.
@@CyberGeekzGaming I hear hjerne which is the word for brain in Norwegian, I am very certain he’s asking if she is brain dead
- "you make everyone around you scared of you"
- "are you scared?"
- "no, but i am the police"
- "who else is in there then?"
ahahahahah
Viking chad vs virgin cop
@@voodooozo3755
Strange use of the meme, but ok
This got me too 😂
"22 times I jail!" has me in tears XD
Satan: Kicks officer,
Norwegian Police: "Promise you won't kick again"
US police: "Send in the tactical Drone and a bearcat we need backup"
As a Swede who has been drunk in Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, Germany and the USA I can honestly say that every European countries cops treated me and my friend with the respect two drunken fools deserve. No violence just a quick transport to the drunk tank/home with some genuin friendships made on the way with the police. Got arrested and ( not really beaten but pushed) treated really ruff in New Orleans - USA. Same in Las Vegas and in Florida. I get that crime is more serious in the states but damn. A little respect and restraint should be possible. No need to put you hand on your gun and go all Hitler shouting on me dammit. I was blind drunk and urinating on a tree not pointing an AK47 at you....
+Viking88 The crime is the same in norway like in the usa, with gun's and all that.
Remi Andre' Pedersen But not nearly in the same scale.
+Viking88 True.
Everyone can comment if i'm Wrong
+Viking88 USA, police brutality on daily basis.
Norwegian, police almost never used police brutality.
Swedish, same as Norway.
Finnish, police, probably the same as Norway and Sweden.
Denmark, to lazy to look up.....xD
Germany, litle more than Sweden Norway, Finland and Denmak.
If i got this all wrong, tell me. I'd like to know.
Thanks
Larum Dexsterium Sounds about right, but Finnish cops are the nicest to drunken fools. And that's coming from me, a Swede.
The way the US cops treated us was like if me and my friend was armed and hostile.
Such pointless aggression is not needed to get two drunk guys of the street.
Most of Europe ( I can add Italy, Belgium and France to my list now) has treated us just fine.
A quick check to make sure we were ok and a check of our ID's and away we went.
No violence, no shouting, no guns.
Just some good cops doing their job.
( And to all you who might be asking why the hell I'm drunk all over the globe, me and my best friend is on a beer trip. A long and funny beer tasting trip. 228 brands/sorts tasted so far. We are aiming at 300. )
Rare footage of Thor getting arrested for drinking all the beers in new Asgard
Underated comment
mead*
You should watch agents of shield
I doubt Thor can get drunk Superman can't.
No, its Odin
These are police officers that people can actually respect. Calm, with common sense and well trained.
I love how he is pissed but still whispers when someone else comes in and worries about her heart😂😂😂😂
bro he can voice all the monsters/demons in any hollywood movie.
Bruh
You understand they changed his voice to keep him anonymous? when they do this it is either very high pitched or like this.
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf its CLEARLY not... and knowing where this video is from they are not allowed to also why they blur his face.... that is not a human like voice aswell.
Nah, just every fat drunk german 40 year old ever
@Spongebob Schwanzkopf Naja, hört sich find ich trotzdem so an
Ahhhhaahh.)))))..I love Norwegians. They are so heartful. Even the drunken berserks :)) Love and greetings from Kazakhstan!
norsk morro
I didn't know there was a norwegian remake of "The Exorcist"..
I think you need to realize that they've anonymized his voice, in addition to blurring his face. Up here, it's not legal to show anyone's face in the media unless they consent, or they've done some *really* horrible shit.
@@ojkolsrud1 no way sherlock!!!
@@josequispe8241 Yours was just one of many comments talking about his voice. I thought maybe an international audience wasn't used to the idea of protecting people's privacy, even when they're the "bad guys".
The police officers even excuse themselves for laughing when he calls them “horsecock” 😂
The drunk guy said this is a Psychopathic Hospital cops could stop laughing 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I feel so bad, watching this guy getting arrested by the Norwiegn police, for I can't stop laughing.
Scandinavians be like
Well, why shouldn't they? Horsecock is a funny word :P
This is the proof of healthy society: police with 0 frustration. God bless Scandinavian people.
Well it works well in Norway and Finland+ Denmark. Sadly Swedish police is very much understaffed and frustrated. Especially in the big cities like Malmö and Stockholm.
Are u basing the entire police force on 2 officers. I could show u a lot of good american police too. Theres just ALOT more of them.
@@type1life304 It's very hard to see them behind the mountain of dead bodies their fellow officers leave in their wake. Lol, defending American cops, you must be blind, deaf and otherwise cognitively impaired.
But go on, lick what you like. If you love the taste of boots, who am I to judge.
Badr -eddin Other Scandinavian countries are welcoming refugees in. Usually the Arabs and Muslim ones are the ones bringing some laws with them to change these countries. It’s better to follow the law of the land that welcomes you instead of wanting to change their way of life with your way of life.
@@type1life304 This is a good example of how 99.9% of police in Nordic countries are! They are mostly there for you and also assist and protect you.
I love how the cops are trying not to fully lose it 😂 this made my day
This flowing well in the background gives the whole thing a mush of calmness within the chaos , it's great lmao.
I like how the drunk ogre chilled out when an actual sick person was around. Shows he's a decent guy.
"fiste-fine-pussy's"... Very decent.
Yeah and he said brain dead and not heart dead like the subtitles said, but still
Norwegian guy Han sa hjerte død.
@@lw1529 stick with the English for our sake please, will ya? 😉🤔😎
"Please only speak the language I happen to speak because that suits me"
"WHO ELSE IS HERE?!"
"AT THIS PSYCHOPATHHOSPITAL"
IM DEAD LMAO
Per Sandberg you're not dead. how did you type that? Liar!
Per Sandberg unless web md diagnosed you.
A better word for word translation would be "insanity hospital" (mental hospital) - norsk slang: sinnsykehus
to add to this and correct the guy above. it's not Norwegian slang, although it's often used very informally in modern day, it's the old term for psychiatric hospital. the word translates literally word for word as "mental/mind" (sinn-), "sickness" (syke-), "house" (hus). the house of the mentally sick or sick minded.
the usage of the word "sinnsyk" in Norwegian is equivalent to how the word "insane" is used in English.
Note to people who aren’t Norwegian his voice is actually not like that they just add voice effects to hide their identity
At every stage, you could see the Police diffusing the situation and not taking his words personally. Good on you Norway for training and developing both your police as shown, and I'm sure the people
Rare footage of two skyrim guardsmen arresting alduin
Im dead 😂😂😂
Nei, Dovahkiinen bare kjedde seg.
Lmao
Hahaha
KDJFKDKKS
I love how he maintained his personality at the hospital, but still respected when the cops asked him to speak quietly
Police stalking homeless man.
@@hliter117 what
@@hliter117 Norway, dont have homeless people, its against the law. Something you Americans should look into
@@hliter117 It is virtually impossible to be homeless in Norway. Have you ever heard of *'a snow'* ?
@@Northerner-NotADoctor Police is stalking all over the world. This is their job. Sometimes helping people. Organized mafia like goverment.
Asgardian police is pretty strong for being able to apprehend drunk Thor.
Haha I love that laught at the end as he reflects back on what just happend 😂
When Thor has lost his powers, but not his attitude!
😂😂😂😂✌️
🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂
When thor gos Hitchcock
😂😂😂😂
Yes!😆😂
The police laughing was the highlight of this. They do it so non challantly.
Fun fact, Norwegian police hasnt killed anyone since 2006
Quixy Lados not true.
klevdud what? Why do you say no without even checking. I know it is true
klevdud actually it is true, I’m from Norway so I know it’s history.
+The trash can in the 'Fire' MV yeah I'm also from Norway and it is actually true..
"Yes, we have figured it out" was the funniest line.
You can see that the police have compassion for their fellow countrymen, even when the guy is abusive and aggressive. Another example of how different cultures are.
I would've laughed my ass off if we're placing someone under arrest, and they called my partner a jellyfish xD
A more accurate translation would be "pudding", which is even more hilarious imo.
@@lapp lulz that's adorably nice! Made my day haha!
@@sushimuncher282 it's an offensive term you would use for a fat and untrained person =) I think it's funny too =)
custard
Oh, yeah. And you know that name stuck. "Hey pudding, are you headed out for patrol?"
“Your a fucking jelly” a more precise translation would be “pudding” XD
A more correct one would be something like ''Your so fucking soft'', because that is the meaning behind the translation.
yes, jelly has different connotations these days 😅
@@moonliteX Yeah. In Norway ''Du er en pudding!'', directly translated to ''You are a pudding/jelly'' is correctly translated to ''You are soft'', because that is the meaning behind the sentence, when someone calls you a ''Pudding'' in Norwegian, they don't refer to that you are actually a pudding/jelly as in the desert, but it means that you are ''soft like a pudding cup'' sort of thing. Another sentence with the same meaning behind it is if you call someone, ''Du er en blautfisk'', blaut meaning something soft or wet, often refered and used in a sentence to describe something wet, but ''Blautfisk'' is refering to a ''soft fish'', something with less substance, or ''soft''.
@@moonliteX what connotations does it currently carry?
@@connormcintosh4828 for example "jealous"
The nicest policemen are those who understand what is intoxication and have been through it themselves…
Just found this. Thank you for the laugh 😂 😂 😂, I needed it today. Blessings ever from Belfast, Northern Ireland.
When 2 cops have time to baby-sit one drunk, you know it's peaceful.
Edit: Thx for the thumbs (=
Thats a good point
Elestro Air-soft He is not drunk
Laos 360 he is drunk of his feet..
Stop trolling Laos.
Elestro Air-soft Im not trolling you
"All your body parts can follow with you" I died laughing!!!
The direct translation is even better: "Everything that hangs on your body can come too"
One of the police officers is my dad 😂 so funny to read all these comments. You guys are sweet
Your Dad must be a very patient person.
Is your Dad the jelly?
@ haha yes
"Excuse me for laughing" lmao
I like how in Norway police officers are just casually arresting demons and are like "Sir, i need you to calm down haha"
Perhaps this clip can be used as a seminar for the Minneapolis Police Department....
Not just Minneapolis PD the whole friggin country needs a lesson.
Norway is obviously very different from US. Norway is still homogenous country with high social trust. While US is a multiracial shithole. George Floyd himself was a previously convicted felon who was high on drugs during his arrest.
Police brutality is just a consequence of shitty multiracial society.
@Ivan Campa how can you be so delusional
@@arseniyosipov9337 True. Nothing is healthier than a homogeneous society.
@@arseniyosipov9337 Norway is also multicultural and multiracial, that alone dont make USA a shit hole.
Its so wholesome how they are all laughing even him :D
The funnest part was the cops laughing. Cracked me up. I wish police were like this everywhere. Using humor instead of bullets.
3:24 “Is she heart-dead?”
Love how he suddenly changed for a second and sounded so genuinely concerned about the women. His voice too.
He actually said "hjernedød/braindead", but the subs are wrong.
Ama Jeg er norsk så jeg vet;)
Ama Han sa ikke hjernedød heller da hør bedre etter
Ho e no iallefal dø på en eller ana måte
What's does he say after that? The fiste fine pussy? Don't get it
I was born in the same part of Norway this guy is from, as he's speaking with a clear Northern Norwegian accent, and Norwegians up there are (in)famous throughout the rest of Norway for their coarse language whether they're angry or not. As an example, calling someone a "Jævla hestkuk" - "Diabolical horsecock" can depending on tone of voice and body language be a grievous insult or a joyous greeting between old friends. Also there was a time where a young officer from the south was stationed up north for a couple of years and arrested a man who called him a diabolical horsecock after having been fined. In the courtroom, the man was let go (but he still had to pay his original fine) and the judge told the young officer: "If you're going to work up here, this is something you're just going to have to get used to."
It's one of the things I dislike about Norway, there are different laws to different regions.
As a person from the south I can't call the police anything, but a person from the north can call a police a horse cock and it's ok.
Likhet for loven, sier jeg.
@@OriginalPuro egentlig e d bare at alle vi oppe i nord e jævli chill, å ofte har god kommunikasjon med politi (spesiellt på plassa der d ikke e store byer)
@@OriginalPuro Kulturrelativisme heter det. Er ikke vanskelig å forstå.
diabolical is a direct translation, "fucking" is a more... proper? translation.
Diabolical horsecock is the best insult I’ve ever heard
That pudding/jelly insult was top-notch tbh
American police could learn a thing or two, or- 200 from these officers.
Calm, composed, coordinated, jovial even. THIS is de-escalation.
American police already do all of that. It is usually the civilian who usually escalates stuff
2:09 - "No kicking from you, promise me that?"
The police are so courteous :)
Martin?
It's a psychological trick,the victim will feel ashamed if he does it, and honored if he doesn't. The "promise me" part is Important, it doesn't even matter if he says yes.
@ yeah, cause every cop that got ahold of me put a round or two in me. Nah lets be real. I've have encountered cops and never have they been violent or mean. Its called co-operation and respect. Police are only being demonized and that's all people learn to see. I'm assuming you're not from America?