James May Crashes Into a Barrier at the Start of a Road Trip 😳
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2023
- As The Grand Tour trio set off on their Eurocrash road trip, things get off to a bumpy start early on for James May.
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What's the most embarrassing thing you've done on a road trip? 🤔
Once we were on the highway and we thought the door didn't lock so I try to open the door and it comes flying open and we were going like 60 mph and ye I almost flew out the car 😳
I sat in a BL Mini.
You got a minute..... ok maybe a day? Was it mooning the feds & my friends following high speed chase in a parking lot?
or finding out my other friend did not in fact BUY the school bus we had filled with girls, beer, (etc...cough) & had a mobile party with a live band & stack of marshal amps (tho we owned..... most of that
I pissed in a bottle
We were on a bit of a high getting truck drivers to pull their horns, at a toll booth, one in the group said if you pull the metal, black & yellow pole with the stop sign, thing the alarm goes off, he tried but couldn't reach out the window, so me being the tallest (though have short arms, didn't know it was my legs yet), am egged on for the next toll, sticks head out the window, reaching for it but just to far to get a full grip & pull... shay my pants as a get shoes at by someone, so am sure it must happen
barrier guard - "stop right there criminal scum"
Just need Your nicked sunshine and its perfect in my opinion
“Tell that to the judge sunshine”… james in an old top gear police special
Stop, you’ve violated the law, pay the court of fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit!
"apprehend the miscreant"
"You've committed crimes against Poland and her people!"
Polish Mike is ready to break bad
EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT XD
It looks just like him!
In my mind he just moved and became a security officer who is fluent in polish. And now the Top Gear guys blew his cover!
Jeremuh, Jeremuh, you need to pay for James Pinkmay's damage Jeremuh
🤡
"We've only done 20 feet!"
The genuine shock in his voice.
The funniest thing is, he hit the barrier, he'd technically not even done 1 foot!
To me it's funny that he used imperial units rather then metric. It's like you messed up so bad America would be embarrassed for you.
@@Jondoe_04To be fair, it’s one of the British oddities (there are a lot), we use metric for most things, but weirdly use imperial measurements for distances, especially driving-wise. So we’ll often buy x kilograms of potatoes, but a 600mm wide dishwasher, but drive 10 miles! 😂
@@edsutherland8266it's so weird that even games have the option for "British" setting which was basically what you explained
So it goes like this
IMPERIAL METRIC BRITISH
Is this scripted? It's hard to tell the difference but since they script almost everything this probably is too 😂
@@beatnik6806nah it’s not scripted in that sense, it’s more loosely scripted improvisation - so like obviously various things are set up so a certain situation will play out, but there’s no learning lines or anything (although you can definitely tell the moments where they’ve been told “ok so now you’re gonna say X to introduce this” because it’s painfully obvious)
James took the name Captain Slow to a whole new level this episode
He hates the name but always picks the slowest cars
James earned his place in this race 🤣 ruclips.net/video/9p7oViNc_TU/видео.html
Okay, but how can he NOT SEE such a thing? Was his mind already in Blend? I was taught, on a bike, in a car, you must be AWARE. May was not! Scary.
He took his name and gave it to the one wiper 😂
Captain idiot always
He has one of the smallest car ever and he hits a barrier in a gap wide enough to let a truck go by, pure May
Surely it was intentionaly he hit it head height right in front of his face
@@ulvschmidt7174No it probably wasn't intentional, James just has moments like this naturally.
@@spinyslasher6586it 100% was intentional lol
@@Furko08 you never know with James May.
@@spinyslasher6586you're so clueless of how these shows are produced
"angry in polish" 😂😂😂
The whole Grand Tour team are hilarious😂😂😂
kurwa 😁
He said "Dawaj, dawaj bo będzie Polizei" which translates to Come on, come cuz there will be Polizei last word being in zie German.
no way kid@@TermlessHGW
@@PMGWYes way
The Polish: Discussing the severity of the damage.
James: "Look at me fuuny wind screen wiper"
Honestly. It’s hilarious 😂
That this Polski Security Man tried to speak GERMAN with them is Hilarius 😂
"Dwaj, bo bedzie POLIZEI!" 😂
Like every non Polish speaker has to be German 😂
James literally explained that the Crosley was 4ft wide to fit through a shops door and then manages to do this 20ft into the journey lol.
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@@marthflores3515 I was almost annoyed that neither Clarkson nor Hammond brought that up as a joke after that.
Prigozhin working as border guard now.. that'll throw Putin for a loop.
It's him!!! 😂😂😂
that's not a border....
Beat me to it lol
@@interpl6089we know captain obvious. Thank you for your help =)
@@ConfectioneryCorner why would anyone say that's a border? It ruins the joke
James May is becoming Richard Hammond in his old age If he ever starts yelling _POWER!!,_ I think someone should call a doctor
Or maybe an exorcist
@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466i was just coming to say the same thing😂
A role reversal has happened since a Scandi Flick with Hammond and May.
I never realised you can actually see the police chatting to the angry man in the background 😂😂😂😂😂
Hammond is laughing his ass off because it's finally not him crashing for once
I’m gonna miss these guys. Good thing we all got years of episodes to look back on.
With all that electrical car I think is lucky to don't doit now the show
And no way to watch them without ads in the US. I would pay good money for old top gear. Even then, it's doubtful we would ever get the original music that was cut out. Such a shame. Again, if anyone is paying attention here, *I would pay good money*
@@alechall7082 pirate them. Search movieuniverse or movie7
@alechall7082 wire me one million British pounds and I'll send them all on poorly ripped second hand DVDs. I can't promise the video won't be terrible but the audio is all there. Be like listening to the radio.
"Po szlabanie, a ja to urwałem"🤣🤣🤣 tak wyobrażałem sobię Polskiego portowca "Dawaj Dawaj, bo będzie policaj" XD
Can’t believe James broke Prigozin’s barrier
To Gdańsk ❗ Polska ❗❗❗ prigozin nie ma wstępu do takich miast ?
@@kaziqwroTo był żart….
Lol now I can't unsee this 😂
The windshield wiper flying while all the people are standing in the back inspecting the damage to the gate is amazing.
"I've broken Prigozins barrier. Jeez I'm going to the gulag"
Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?
Think he'll be alright now :D
How the fuck did he hit that? He literally had a car’s width on his right…
The "James weve only done Twenty Feet! " killed me 😂💀
Love how you can clearly tell the form of Mr Willman in the background talking with the police.
Jeremy now beginning to look
like a real grandpa
"Po szlabanie (...) Dawaj, bo będzie polizei"
Jezyk angielski to dalej obca rzecz jak widać xD
@@paladynwiecznegostazuzkraj75 Czego ty wymagasz od zwykłego ciecia, któremu się wydaje, że jest wyżej niż kierownik burdelu, którego pilnuje?
To się tyczy wszystkich cieciów, nie tylko tego.
@@schabowyBar zdecydowanie za dużo xD
@@schabowyBarwykonuje swój zawód. Nazywanie pracującej osoby cieciem jest trochę żałosne z twojej strony
@@xSpartaninChłop kurwa pracuje jako ochroniarz na granicy i nie zna podstaw angielskiego No rzeczywiście zajebiście wykonuje swoją prace, No chyba że jest zwykłym cieciem który zaczął gwiazdorzyć jak wspomniał kolega wyżej to bym jeszcze zrozumiał
that is the calmest a polak could have been in that situation
"Angry in polish" lmfao, Love it.
He said "Police" in German, as a half-joke, as well.
Bro what is Prigozhin doing in Poland
From poland to russia to Africa back to russia, he’s quick
His fingernails must be dirty from the 6 feet of dirt he clawed through.
"Dawaj bo będzie polizai" XDDDD
I love hoe they thought the man was calling the police, when in reality he was telling them to dip out before the police gets here
So that's where the Wagner leader really works 😂
No, because you Nazisupporters killed him
S5 EP1 James crashes
S5 EP2 James crashes again except not as bad
JAMES’S WINDSCREEN WIPERS😂
Clarkson sounds like that old white guy in the neighborhood that is way too chill for his generation “naturally we thought it best to scarper before the Five-O arrived”
Hammond is just glad it’s not him for once 😂
It's amazing how much they caused trouble along the years of TG and TGT and still their show doesn't suffer anything LMAO
It's because it's entertaining and even professionals cock up like the rest of us
@@AaronCable-tf9tt I know it is (I laugh hard when it happens), it just surprises me since I was a kid watching Top Gear that they make trouble (like the Albanian episode where they robbed a bank, or even more mundane things, like destroying the Troblerone tower in a airport) and their show keep going strong. I dunno if its combined or not, but that it is suprising it is!
@poldao5464 yeah I realised what bits you meant after I sent that but the edit button wouldn't come up to edit the comment just report, can't beat top gear for good car programs the new ones good but nothing beats these three
@@AaronCable-tf9tt Especially after this Eurocrash, I remembered why I love those three so much, they can make you laugh even with the most mundane situations!😂
You realise a lot of it IS SCRIPTED right? The guy who lent them the tesla when tesla was still a small company saw a script saying IT BREAKS DOWN. They deliberately MADE IT break down
First he breaks Stalin's house, now he breaks a Polish barrier.
Bro angered mike💀
"....before the 5-0 arrived" LOL. I love it how slang goes back and forth across the pond between our countries.
How the heck did he manage to crash into an unmoving object like that. James please
For content
Intentionally, that's how
The journey of 1400 miles begins with a single insurance claim.
When this happened I knew Richard passed his curse to James 😂😂😂
These three guys such great friends ❤
That car's windscreen wiper is wagging like a happy dogs tail and it hilarious
Ok, I thought Hammy will say, " Wait, that is my department"!
Hammond's reputation for crashing is still intact 💥 ruclips.net/video/p2-ZZeV1__o/видео.html
British reputation abroad in a nutshell😂
These 3 will never be matched! TV gold
Richard with the disbelief LMAO
The cop was actually threatning about calling the cops😅😂
Angry in polish 😂
He said "come come or you want to have polizei(in deutch) here" xD
Best trio ever
Hammond: YES it wasn't me
They will never be replaced and forgotten, classic 🇹🇭🇬🇧🙏❤️😊
I don't know if there is going to be another car enthusiast trio in our lifetime that will be as fun than these three
Haha he says something like 'davai bo będzie politzei' which is a mix of Russian German and Polish
Forget this, the best thing was when Jeremy got into a car and couldn't get out because he is so obese with Hammond mocking him with no mercy. That was the best moment in this special for me.
"Gdensk" No nieźle Jeremy🤣🤣🤣
"We've only done 20 feet!" 🤣🤣🤣
Andrzej the security guard
Best windscreen wiper ever! 😂
"Ow its hot" lol
The fucking wipers sent me lmao
He may be Captain slow, but he sure was fast to crash in this special
This GT took me by surprise! Didnt get much warning for this one coming out!
He was not angry at all
James May broke Polish Prigozhin’s barrier
* Angry in Polish * 😂😂
So James is taking Hammond's position now
"he's called the 'policje'" 😂😂
Hammond and May really have switched Roles.
Ah yes.... the ONLY reason I pay for Amazon prime.
This had me in stitches laughing when I saw it.
I am polish and i didn't understand that guard
Never have I ever laughed so hard at a windscreen wiper in my life 😂😂
DAWAJ BO BĘDZIE POLICAJ 😂😂😂
The window wipers killed me off 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“James May pisses off the Wagner commander in Poland”
James: “I’ve had a crash..”
Clarkson: “James we’ve only done.. 20ft.”
You know it wasn't Richard crashing because it wasn't high speed
This is the real Top Gear
Poland is my most favorite country that I have been to. I hope that you replaced that great man's barrier.
Still one of the greatest starts to one of their road trips
I can't wait the new episode. Greatings from Hungary.
I love hammonds reaction hahah
That is Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad😂
This is the 30th time I've watched this, and it's still funny
This was an omen for the things to come...
Geez. It’s been so long since I’ve watched these guys that James May has become Richard Hammond 😂
By far best episode yet
The Polish lads in the back were actually laughing 😂
The five o arrived 😂 yes man
Even Hammond is amazed
The first time I watched this and saw those wipers, I almost passed out laughing😂
Richards face when he was told james crashed 😂😂
that polish guys behind just yelling at you👌
“Dawaj dawaj bo będzie Polizei” 🤣
the referee argues with racers😂🤣
*wheezy laughter*
Hahahaha
That little bitty ass car and all that room😂😂
Periguzhin is that you?????😮😮😮😮
" SHOUIGUUUUUUUU WHERES MY AMMUNATION???" 😂
Such a May-ism lol