PARODY SNIPPET My Little "Pony Star Dancing" My Darkest Day's "Porn Star Dancing" AI Generated

It's a cute I idea I had but it just wasn't working out. Basically Rainbow Dash is singing here. She is bored and wants to play but everyone is busy. She decides to go to Applejack and well, find out what happens!
I'm hoping people these days remember My Darkest Day's "Porn Star Dancing". It's about 15 years old now, but give it a listen so you'd get the parody.
And the pole in question is an apple picking pole. One gets tired of kicking trees with their back hooves all the time, don't you think?
Lyrics:
Twilight is too busy with my friend Shimmer,
Flutters won't play ball,
Trixie won't share her Starlight Glimmer,
Doesn't anypony wanna have fun at all?
Pinkie only would be driving me crazy,
Shovin' cakes and cookies down my maw,
Rarity will want me to carry her baggage,
And that spit just gets old (Hey!!!)
But I got a pony who will put on a show,
The cowboy hat is where I'll go!
She wraps those hooves around that pole
And she licks those lips and off she go
And she takes them off nice and slow
'Cause she's Apple pickin'
Today she won't play nice, I'm starting to beg,
Why she droppin' those apples on my head?
Dodging and dancing, I'm about to flee
She's too busy with her App-pale pickin'' (Squweeeee!)