history of the entire world, i guess but its clean (No swearing, for schools and teachers! )

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  • @headstrongsrk
    @headstrongsrk 2 года назад +1315

    this video is fucking useless if you dont actually censor things properly.

    • @Nuttybartony
      @Nuttybartony  2 года назад +376

      honestly i have no idea why i made this 5 years ago

    • @22oreos
      @22oreos 2 года назад +16

      @@Nuttybartony sup

    • @_Lillypad
      @_Lillypad 2 года назад +48

      At this point I'm numb to swearing, so I might as well watch the original 🤠👍

    • @legendgames128
      @legendgames128 2 года назад +13

      @@Nuttybartony You are the same guy who made "Smash Ultimate Characters and their Criminal Offenses" two years later in 2019.

    • @SlurpySoup.
      @SlurpySoup. Год назад +8

      Nice amount of likes bro

  • @pinkm3ds
    @pinkm3ds 4 года назад +5552

    Funny thing is that this one is blocked at my school and not the original-

  • @Jokai.thinks
    @Jokai.thinks 5 лет назад +5249

    This is great to show for in
    1. History class
    2. Science class
    3. *M U S I C CLASS*

    • @tsg7official
      @tsg7official 4 года назад +232

      1: Art class because this is art

    • @carolthedimented
      @carolthedimented 4 года назад +26

      43rd subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments

    • @HyperFanboy
      @HyperFanboy 4 года назад +15

      44th subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments.

    • @bighugeweiner
      @bighugeweiner 4 года назад +11

      45th subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments.

    • @jessicaharrison9595
      @jessicaharrison9595 4 года назад +11

      46th subscriber, good luck on your journ-eye to 100 subscribers from comments.

  • @caio5851
    @caio5851 6 лет назад +3099

    Dad: Hey son, let's go to the park!
    Me: *NO*
    Dad: Why?
    Me: *THE SUN IT'S A DEADLY LAZER*

  • @Noah_Obama
    @Noah_Obama 4 года назад +263

    Me: *takes out a pack of gum at school*
    The rest of the class: 16:26

    • @Memedumpsplatoon
      @Memedumpsplatoon 4 года назад +5

      the Arabs revolt and Britain helps

    • @afrini
      @afrini 3 года назад

      This made me laugh, thank you

    • @midnightshadow8687
      @midnightshadow8687 2 года назад

      i find this comment funny cuz it perfectly goes "Communism" at 16:26, is very funny

    • @Loygee123
      @Loygee123 2 года назад +3

      *our* gum

    • @MicJam9999
      @MicJam9999 6 месяцев назад

      so true bro

  • @esf9827
    @esf9827 7 лет назад +8002

    *you can make a religion out of this*

  • @seraphenic5775
    @seraphenic5775 7 лет назад +6640

    I would love to be the weird teacher that shows this kinda stuff in lessons lol

    • @pixelsilzavon77
      @pixelsilzavon77 7 лет назад +173

      Kaitlin Read I remember my old 7th grade social studies teacher always showed Horrible Histories and other stuff like this in class. I wish this was around when I was in that class.

    • @Nepix24
      @Nepix24 7 лет назад +126

      Kaitlin Read my 9th grade history teacher showed the class this video, with the cursing

    • @caroline-gw1zq
      @caroline-gw1zq 7 лет назад +15

      army?

    • @seraphenic5775
      @seraphenic5775 7 лет назад +3

      Yep! x

    • @caroline-gw1zq
      @caroline-gw1zq 7 лет назад +7

      Kaitlin Read yay :)

  • @connerscott7096
    @connerscott7096 7 лет назад +5786

    Rip 8 seconds of swearing.

    • @swaymj6792
      @swaymj6792 7 лет назад +26

      Conner Scott OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL AND THE ROUNDTABLE SHOUTTED YOU OUT

    • @thehellbredsatan6717
      @thehellbredsatan6717 7 лет назад +75

      Conner Scott yah Ima call you out for using a fake channel to promote yours

    • @Mugenri
      @Mugenri 7 лет назад +79

      That feel when you love their channel with 2 videos

    • @hanisch4336
      @hanisch4336 7 лет назад +22

      I can just see the tear on your face

    • @jadaliu3661
      @jadaliu3661 7 лет назад +11

      Conner Scott FUCK now I can't show this to my teacher.

  • @idogplayz990
    @idogplayz990 3 года назад +21

    I wonder how teachers gonna react to
    “Hey can we go on land”
    “NO”
    “Why?”
    “The sun is a deadly lazer”

    • @emo_star7151
      @emo_star7151 Год назад

      It’s spelt like “Laser”, not “Lazer”

    • @roxanasanz675
      @roxanasanz675 Месяц назад

      🎵not anymore there's a blanket!🎵

  • @LRexx
    @LRexx 4 года назад +2372

    When you’re playing the google dinosaur game but the WiFi comes back on:
    3:51

  • @OwO-
    @OwO- 7 лет назад +2174

    "New just got made"

    • @traceyroyal
      @traceyroyal 7 лет назад +7

      LOL

    • @carterplays8165
      @carterplays8165 7 лет назад +3

      Zendinna it shoudlve been just got made

    • @carterplays8165
      @carterplays8165 7 лет назад +5

      so it would kinda like a star just got made

    • @neveyya
      @neveyya 7 лет назад +7

      ~star dust~

    • @simonlindner693
      @simonlindner693 7 лет назад +21

      "Now you can buy your way out of hell!" "That's, this whole thing is cam the church, here's 95 reasons why"

  • @alicered4198
    @alicered4198 6 лет назад +1590

    I feel like the "It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the Seljuk turks" is a highly underrated part of this video.

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 6 лет назад +22

      Alice Red That's literally my second favorite part after the intermission :)

    • @thanoshock8432
      @thanoshock8432 6 лет назад +11

      I love the Aaa

    • @D-S-G.
      @D-S-G. 6 лет назад +9

      Aah! Said the byzantine empire

    • @Leeanicorn
      @Leeanicorn 6 лет назад +4

      Time stamp?

    • @ddotkaan
      @ddotkaan 6 лет назад +3

      It's as bayrakları

  • @graysonschweitzer
    @graysonschweitzer 3 года назад +37

    No one:
    Me in the shower:
    🎶Not any more there's a blanket🎶

  • @micheleshelbourne2577
    @micheleshelbourne2577 7 лет назад +2158

    how to study for every single history test ever

    • @landonclark4827
      @landonclark4827 7 лет назад +1

      benjisadickhead true

    • @certifiednimrod8041
      @certifiednimrod8041 7 лет назад +4

      What do you think im doing watching this?

    • @fleshhive5269
      @fleshhive5269 7 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @allyspeedruns
      @allyspeedruns 7 лет назад +2

      Untrue unfortunatley ;-;

    • @_GatoradeMeBitch
      @_GatoradeMeBitch 7 лет назад +5

      lack of detail makes it so fucking hard tho, like we currently have the dutch revolt and im supposed to remember that when a king of france dies the entirity of low countries now is in control of austria. somehow. fuck.

  • @gage9064
    @gage9064 6 лет назад +1132

    Police- Sir, we believe there is a dead body in the car with you.
    Me- 3:05

  • @mochip9665
    @mochip9665 5 лет назад +1150

    Commercial: Tired of living in the bottom of the ocean?
    SpongeBob: oh yes!!!
    Commercial: Now you can eat sunlight!!!

    • @monsters691
      @monsters691 5 лет назад +26

      "Taste the sun"

    • @bakedgoldfish45
      @bakedgoldfish45 5 лет назад +9

      Taste the S U U U U U U N

    • @bernian4
      @bernian4 5 лет назад +8

      Using a revolutionary technique you can convert sunlight into food
      Jingle: *Taste the S U N N N*

    • @Mel-wu8cz
      @Mel-wu8cz 4 года назад

      Ethan cho u mean Ariel from the little mermaid

    • @cream2406
      @cream2406 4 года назад +1

      169...
      69
      N I C E

  • @ianimatebadly3715
    @ianimatebadly3715 4 года назад +113

    Cop: You're under arrest.
    Me: Wh- What, why?!
    Cop: There's literally a corpse on the floor behind you
    Me: 3:05

    • @cybrgtz
      @cybrgtz 3 года назад +2

      underrated comment

    • @ianimatebadly3715
      @ianimatebadly3715 3 года назад +2

      @@cybrgtz thank u but I stole it for likes

    • @cybrgtz
      @cybrgtz 3 года назад +2

      @@ianimatebadly3715 damn😔

    • @cibinthomas4007
      @cibinthomas4007 3 года назад

      @@ianimatebadly3715 What is the joke here?

    • @ianimatebadly3715
      @ianimatebadly3715 3 года назад

      @@cibinthomas4007 what joke-?

  • @ash6074
    @ash6074 6 лет назад +1626

    You could make a religion out of- NO DONT

    • @kidspartan
      @kidspartan 5 лет назад +5

      You could make a religion out of this

    • @invizible624
      @invizible624 5 лет назад +2

      kidspartan 1111 you could make. A religion out of this

    • @invizible624
      @invizible624 5 лет назад +1

      No dont

    • @Leeanicorn
      @Leeanicorn 5 лет назад

      Time stamp??

    • @lizzybeth6377
      @lizzybeth6377 5 лет назад +2

      How 'bout I do - anyway.

  • @Blox4Bob
    @Blox4Bob 7 лет назад +2738

    Taste the *SUN*

    • @royal5824
      @royal5824 7 лет назад +1

      ROBOTIK MCPE mfl

    • @arw1969
      @arw1969 7 лет назад +14

      ROBOTIK MCPE taste the deadly laser

    • @tjz98_61
      @tjz98_61 7 лет назад +5

      I was at this part when i read this...

    • @tensta1633
      @tensta1633 7 лет назад +2

      PLasma-Rocket League same wtf

    • @ProTupper
      @ProTupper 7 лет назад +12

      No, praise the sun

  • @ax6527
    @ax6527 6 лет назад +336

    "Let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off
    wow you could make a reli- *no don't*

  • @manosemnomealgum
    @manosemnomealgum 2 года назад +85

    "Hey, can we go to surface now?"
    "NO"
    "Why?"
    "The sun is a deadly lazer"
    "Oh alr"
    *Exactly 2 seconds later*
    "nvm theres a Blaaanket"
    "Oh ok then lets go to surface"
    bro i love this part

    • @Lilpumpkin13
      @Lilpumpkin13 5 месяцев назад

      Everyone Has heard this (Probably) And for me It's still good😂

    • @Lamp_cillplayz
      @Lamp_cillplayz 4 месяца назад +1

      That’s how the meme started

  • @shannonocelot7670
    @shannonocelot7670 6 лет назад +983

    Teacher still wouldn't let me show this cause there were still 'hidden' swears. I'm sad

    • @InTheGarden12.24
      @InTheGarden12.24 6 лет назад +5

      ShannonOcelot where

    • @odyssey1282
      @odyssey1282 6 лет назад +22

      Ernie Gang 1:38

    • @hxneygore567
      @hxneygore567 6 лет назад +10

      Lol we watched stranger things in math last year

    • @deathwounds3604
      @deathwounds3604 6 лет назад +1

      xXPookxX RBLX g

    • @joanneliu9835
      @joanneliu9835 6 лет назад +4

      Bowserfighter5000 wow, you're lucky. I wish my teachers were that nice.

  • @modularjoeba
    @modularjoeba 5 лет назад +949

    Anybody realized Bill never unpaused the universe making?

  • @amanofcultur9903
    @amanofcultur9903 7 лет назад +728

    I'll starve myself till death if the Brtish don't leave.
    *Wait that worked?*

    • @obi-wankenobi2898
      @obi-wankenobi2898 6 лет назад +7

      I read this as your profile pictures voice

    • @amanofcultur9903
      @amanofcultur9903 6 лет назад +5

      Obi-Wan Kenobi
      1-Haha
      2-Thanks for replying to this comment, I didn't even know it had this many likes.

    • @obi-wankenobi2898
      @obi-wankenobi2898 6 лет назад +2

      You're welcome congratulations on getting so many likes proud to be one of them

    • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
      @Chriscraft-ug3sz 6 лет назад

      LOL

    • @harriettoh7188
      @harriettoh7188 6 лет назад

      Uncle Bob lol

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 2 года назад +64

    The censoring is so smooth it’s like the cursing was never there

  • @Felix-gm9im
    @Felix-gm9im 7 лет назад +1074

    I watched this just to make sure the editor didn't edit any vulgarity in, just because I figured this video would be used to troll a clueless teacher

  • @TrafficaWorks
    @TrafficaWorks 7 лет назад +2406

    Going to try and show this in my school toy humanities teacher

    • @Nuttybartony
      @Nuttybartony  7 лет назад +110

      Bryan Allen awesome man!

    • @jakecolley7325
      @jakecolley7325 7 лет назад

      me too man

    • @oh6489
      @oh6489 7 лет назад +7

      King J good luck fam

    • @echo6095
      @echo6095 7 лет назад +2

      How would this humiliate them?

    • @ry_an.
      @ry_an. 7 лет назад +2

      Echo where did you see humiliate lol

  • @MegaXavier26
    @MegaXavier26 7 лет назад +1936

    History of the Entire World I guess: Christian Server Edition

    • @zachdianchrist5720
      @zachdianchrist5720 7 лет назад +50

      The Wizardknight but but but, the world is only 6,000 years old reeeeeeeeeee

    • @audreyhartman
      @audreyhartman 7 лет назад +29

      Zach Dianchrist I'm a Christian and I had no idea people thought that.

    • @purplejinxer3478
      @purplejinxer3478 7 лет назад +11

      The Wizardknight heck

    • @thefarterzler
      @thefarterzler 7 лет назад +2

      The Wizardknight toot toot

    • @thalassous
      @thalassous 7 лет назад +28

      *L E T S M A K E A R E L I G O N O U T O F T H I S*

  • @eggy2007
    @eggy2007 2 года назад +131

    I showed this to my students and they literally laughed their brains out! Epic video by the way.

    • @placefeature5329
      @placefeature5329 11 месяцев назад +3

      This is true. God made the earth.

    • @thesecondone813
      @thesecondone813 9 месяцев назад

      @@placefeature5329 I personally believe God created evolution and the big bang. The big bang couldn't have happened entirely on it's own, something had to trigger it. The trigger is God, basically. God created science.

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled 7 лет назад +603

    *T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R*
    edit: thank you for all the likes ❤️

  • @psycho2787
    @psycho2787 7 лет назад +2285

    500 Billion (Or whatever) Years ago: The floor is no longer lava...
    2017: The floor is lava

    • @tartandspoongaming1576
      @tartandspoongaming1576 7 лет назад +24

      Psycho 500 BILLION?!???!?
      The universe is only like 13 billion years. Just sayin

    • @slowduck3313
      @slowduck3313 7 лет назад +7

      Cristian Babencu the sun is 4.6 billion years old dumbass

    • @slowduck3313
      @slowduck3313 7 лет назад +3

      the sun is 4.5-4.6 billion years old.the universe is only 13 billion years old.and it takes hundreds of millions of years to form a star.the mw galaxy is 12-13 billion years old.the sun was formed by the solar nebula.

    • @slowduck3313
      @slowduck3313 7 лет назад +5

      excuse me,the earth is the oldest planet?we havent explored the whole milky way yet. and we havent done any tests on other planets so we dont know that either.

    • @scottcameron3030
      @scottcameron3030 7 лет назад +2

      Yo Mama Neither of you found the right thing. The sun is considerably older than all planets since it was around during their formations. Its thought one of the Gas Giants, like Jupiter, is the oldest. Look up Wandering Jupiters.

  • @stuffz4040
    @stuffz4040 6 лет назад +1381

    Perfect for my Christian mine craft server

  • @bacoonnwaffles0183
    @bacoonnwaffles0183 4 года назад +69

    I’m scared to blink cause I think I might miss a million years

  • @SaltedToaster
    @SaltedToaster 5 лет назад +1283

    If I was a history teacher(which, pfffffft, no. I'm terrible at history), I would play this every day to my students even if they got sick of it. By the end of the year they could quote it like a poetry teacher quotes shakespeare.

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 4 года назад +38

      I think the effect would be cooler to show this at the start when everyone knows nothing, and then in the end again when you know all the details and the connections.

    • @hannahhayes4989
      @hannahhayes4989 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 3 года назад +12

      @@mauer1
      you show it once at the beginning of the year. your students think you're pretty cool but they think the video is a complete joke. they learn stuff over the year, you let them watch the video again and they realize that it was all connected

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 3 года назад +1

      @@bruhsauce644 exactly.

    • @heyohhsss7002
      @heyohhsss7002 2 года назад

      even if they got sick of it?

  • @caryzhang9465
    @caryzhang9465 5 лет назад +327

    4:10 plz give a gneeurshk if gneeuurshk

  • @baileyd0tcom
    @baileyd0tcom 7 лет назад +1768

    this is actually some what educational

    • @baileyd0tcom
      @baileyd0tcom 7 лет назад +2

      :D

    • @iguanaman2003
      @iguanaman2003 7 лет назад +2

      Bailey Covey second time i watched this 😂

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 6 лет назад +28

      "somewhat" This summarizes every social study lesson. Other than elections.

    • @knighteix
      @knighteix 6 лет назад

      Bailey Covey ikr

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 6 лет назад +6

      Only somewhat!? This is hella educational. Unless you already knew all this stuff. In which case I guess not.

  • @TwilightDreams_
    @TwilightDreams_ 4 года назад +9

    When you need to have a project for school about the planet earth but have no time to do it yourself:

  • @ThomerTD
    @ThomerTD 7 лет назад +306

    my english teacher shown us the original for some reason, whit a ''complete the blanks'' test while watching

    • @unconsciousasuka1816
      @unconsciousasuka1816 7 лет назад +24

      English teacher?

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 лет назад +5

      Nah, it would be a be a World History teacher trying to teach the basics.

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 7 лет назад +40

      Fill in the blank: "Bigger stars burn out and die with PASSION and make some brand new way crazier ______."

    • @pink1200
      @pink1200 7 лет назад

      Robert Blanchard thing inventors

    • @george-pi5mo
      @george-pi5mo 7 лет назад

      Robert Blanchard SPACE DUSTTTT

  • @kynxi7066
    @kynxi7066 7 лет назад +1305

    Learnt more in 20 mins than in my entire school time. lol

    • @kourtneybuckmaster6220
      @kourtneybuckmaster6220 7 лет назад +4

      Ken yXl same

    • @kynxi7066
      @kynxi7066 7 лет назад +6

      TheYuccaPlant Learnt is not wrong. I looked it up. XD

    • @TheYuccaPlant
      @TheYuccaPlant 7 лет назад +4

      My bad, didn't read the sentence right

    • @kynxi7066
      @kynxi7066 7 лет назад +4

      TheYuccaPlant No problem. ;)

    • @kynxi7066
      @kynxi7066 7 лет назад +4

      yatagarasuable Ooookeeeyyy.....?

  • @blublyle22
    @blublyle22 7 лет назад +2654

    Thank you so much for this! I'm going to miss the "Damn, said Amsterdam" joke if my teachers decide to show this on class, though

    • @Nuttybartony
      @Nuttybartony  7 лет назад +63

      Daniela Harumi yeah that was a good one!

    • @HotSkeleton
      @HotSkeleton 7 лет назад +21

      Nuttybartony hey, you left some hells and bullshits and shit in there...

    • @vidyahgame3088
      @vidyahgame3088 7 лет назад +2

      Why did you even remove it?

    • @somiant5846
      @somiant5846 7 лет назад +5

      I don't remember that line...

    • @AuroraNora3
      @AuroraNora3 7 лет назад +45

      Is "damn" a swear word now? wat

  • @Ellyonmars
    @Ellyonmars 4 года назад +20

    I just sent this to my old history teacher

  • @tlshipejr
    @tlshipejr 5 лет назад +340

    "let's save the planet said everybody not knowing how." 😂

  • @yomama6261
    @yomama6261 6 лет назад +832

    *EGYYYYYYPPPPPTTT*
    *CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    *INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILIZATIOOOONNN*
    *NORTE CHICO*

  • @gabrielle8661
    @gabrielle8661 6 лет назад +772

    this is actually not censored well at all

    • @borkingmad756
      @borkingmad756 6 лет назад +25

      Such Commentation tbh that’s true

    • @alex-rf3jf
      @alex-rf3jf 6 лет назад +120

      Ik I got detention bc my teacher played it

    • @wes7802
      @wes7802 6 лет назад +1

      A little bit

    • @waffle6361
      @waffle6361 6 лет назад +56

      He's saying that the video was not censored well, not that it isn't appropriate for his age

    • @gabrielle8661
      @gabrielle8661 6 лет назад +2

      exactly good example of a person

  • @chelseaprehn1575
    @chelseaprehn1575 4 года назад +34

    OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I was thinking I was going to have to edit this entire video to show to my 8th graders, but you already did it! You're magical!!

    • @PatryceHarris
      @PatryceHarris 5 месяцев назад

      except for the goddamn between 13 and 14 minutes.

    • @F6347_VR
      @F6347_VR 4 месяца назад

      @@PatryceHarris no way you count damn as a swear. It's like saying cra

  • @cait2141
    @cait2141 6 лет назад +784

    i told my history teacher to play this. she did. i’m happy

    • @purplezombie4940
      @purplezombie4940 6 лет назад +7

      Mine said no cuz of the crack comment.😡

    • @Blurq
      @Blurq 6 лет назад +7

      There is a school where 1 teacher teaches everything. I'm gonna become that teacher and play that's for the oldest students

    • @loraverse681
      @loraverse681 6 лет назад +2

      Lol,I'm asking my history teacher to play it tommorw lol hope he does

    • @gilgameshofsumer7375
      @gilgameshofsumer7375 6 лет назад +12

      H O W D I D T H I S H A P P E N
      A long time ago Actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a where. You don't even need a when. That's how "every" it gets.

    • @vickypedia1308
      @vickypedia1308 6 лет назад +5

      I kinda wanna know her reaction (and the ones of the students) XD

  • @suspiciousdonut3960
    @suspiciousdonut3960 6 лет назад +230

    Pffffffttt we watched the un-clean version in my class

  • @sunchipslol_
    @sunchipslol_ 7 лет назад +797

    I love reading these comments that complain that there's still swearing you can hear and see.
    *SPOILERS*
    It's a meme channel.

    • @RianReview123
      @RianReview123 7 лет назад

      kevin lanchipa I

    • @kyleturner7309
      @kyleturner7309 7 лет назад +1

      kevin lanchipa Memes are cancer.

    • @lilsmokey5553
      @lilsmokey5553 7 лет назад +2

      So?

    • @chriscatalano1457
      @chriscatalano1457 7 лет назад

      kevin lanchipa m

    • @wampa318
      @wampa318 7 лет назад +21

      Meme God So he fucks with people and wants them to show it to their class not knowing that there is swearing in it.
      God, people are so retarded.

  • @112amy1
    @112amy1 2 года назад +40

    Imagine if your teacher actually played this in class?

    • @gormaaustria
      @gormaaustria Год назад +1

      It still has cuss words in it so they probably would not. If they did then they are stupid and they will get fired.

    • @ScottyCrawford-td7po
      @ScottyCrawford-td7po 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@gormaaustriamine puts on swearing stuff sometimes

    • @Your_mum2008
      @Your_mum2008 3 месяца назад

      literally today. Told us to finish it at home. Our teacher is cool ig.

  • @biscoot7436
    @biscoot7436 6 лет назад +718

    'I can't get from here to there without buying a boat' shows a plane fly across the Atlantic, Makes sense right?

  • @LucasWills
    @LucasWills 7 лет назад +856

    One frame of "fuck it" at 4:24

    • @iamunabletochangemyprofile6067
      @iamunabletochangemyprofile6067 7 лет назад +68

      K

    • @temix3904
      @temix3904 7 лет назад +33

      Lucas Wills it also said "crazy shit" somewhere I'm too lazy to find time

    • @iluvnumberstations
      @iluvnumberstations 7 лет назад +33

      At 6:52 it's says will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants. It's not bad but school are sensitive so whatever.

    • @jcp100
      @jcp100 7 лет назад +4

      Lemonade Bear he did give them 500 elephants

    • @2003mi
      @2003mi 7 лет назад

      Lucas Wills i

  • @virtualdotshelf
    @virtualdotshelf 7 лет назад +500

    In my school, hell and damn aren't even curse words. Also, we're allowed to watch stuff with a few curse words.. I'm guessing this is for young kids? Even so, it's not well censored.

    • @twelvefeetdeepp6767
      @twelvefeetdeepp6767 7 лет назад +15

      virtual shelf my school is religious so I got told off for just saying dam 😂

    • @chineseslavery
      @chineseslavery 7 лет назад +2

      virtual shelf its a meme channel

    • @RamdomRando
      @RamdomRando 7 лет назад +3

      virtual shelf if it is for young children, they probably don't understand most of the terminology

    • @celea7785
      @celea7785 7 лет назад

      virtual shelf no it's for my mom

    • @eikomi
      @eikomi 7 лет назад +6

      virtual shelf not everything revolves around you, not all schools are like yours

  • @iaMexIstiNgTerribly
    @iaMexIstiNgTerribly 3 года назад +4

    "Potato why did you stop blinking you're crying"
    "If I blink I might miss a few couple hundred years:("

  • @legendarydonut2449
    @legendarydonut2449 5 лет назад +206

    Gamers mind when their parents tell them to go outside
    3:03

  • @devinthompson4566
    @devinthompson4566 6 лет назад +251

    Me: Can we watch this video about the history of the earth?
    Teacher: no
    Me:Why?
    Teacher:ThE sUn Is A dEaDlY lAsEr
    Me:AYYY

    • @OlekOkularnik
      @OlekOkularnik 5 лет назад +14

      you should have said: Not anymore there's a blanket!

    • @skatetheway2115
      @skatetheway2115 4 года назад +5

      Olek Okularnik yeah it could have gone like me: not anymore there’s a blanket

  • @huesvein8156
    @huesvein8156 6 лет назад +518

    4:12 everything was good until then

    • @nischay4760
      @nischay4760 6 лет назад +6

      Haha

    • @opacit.e5186
      @opacit.e5186 6 лет назад +3

      Femenist

    • @opacit.e5186
      @opacit.e5186 6 лет назад +3

      @@Set_Tings2900 damn my bad 😓😓

    • @alovelydeadfish
      @alovelydeadfish 6 лет назад +1

      @@opacit.e5186 ????????

    • @TheGr0nch
      @TheGr0nch 5 лет назад +5

      Lucky Grenade I don't like him either but America
      won World War 2 for everyone so...

  • @xenophanessonic821
    @xenophanessonic821 2 года назад +15

    I remember my 7th grade history teacher playing this at the end of the year. It was awesome

  • @LoadedDuke1
    @LoadedDuke1 6 лет назад +173

    Police: There's a dead body in your trunk
    Me: 3:05

  • @kRilLikk
    @kRilLikk 7 лет назад +78

    tbh, there was no point censoring the word rape in this cuz apparently it was historically called 'the rape of Africa'

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 7 лет назад +4

      I wonder if primary sources called it that or the political correctness police tried to get us to stop calling it that.

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe 7 лет назад +1

      And rape isn't even a swear word or even a considered bad word

    • @chienne5547
      @chienne5547 6 лет назад

      they censored it because this video is APParently good for schools. many schools (especially grade schools) would not allow some thing like that. anyways they missed a ton of swear words anyways so it does not really matter

  • @jacqueline8288
    @jacqueline8288 5 лет назад +259

    you could make a relig--
    No, don't.
    *DYING*

  • @eebadguy1564
    @eebadguy1564 3 года назад +6

    The censorship is so clean. I feels like its just part of the video.

  • @rokcris7313
    @rokcris7313 7 лет назад +227

    "brand new way crazier SPACE DUST"

  • @brainxp7734
    @brainxp7734 7 лет назад +768

    I told my teacher to play this and she did

  • @SuperstarCandy
    @SuperstarCandy 6 лет назад +1089

    *The sun is a*
    *DEADLY LAZER*

  • @willowthesumner
    @willowthesumner 2 года назад +4

    I love my social studies teacher. He showed us this video. Coolest teacher in the whole school.

  • @Vincento-san
    @Vincento-san 7 лет назад +485

    "Shit"
    "Fuck it"
    "Fuck you obey the law"
    "That's bullshit"
    "Damn"
    "(Flickfinger)"

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 7 лет назад +1

      Vincent Lumpas 😂

    • @savior-
      @savior- 7 лет назад +4

      Vincent Lumpas is that what he missed?

    • @justinemccloud7755
      @justinemccloud7755 7 лет назад +8

      yeah he missed a lot

    • @BlurredTheLines
      @BlurredTheLines 7 лет назад +13

      He also missed the line about sugar being "so goddamn profitable you might forget to not do slavery".

    • @EVVAea
      @EVVAea 7 лет назад +2

      Vincent Lumpas also hell

  • @red_milk197
    @red_milk197 7 лет назад +96

    I counted 17 cuss words even if they are frame-perfect.

  • @oiseaubleu3312
    @oiseaubleu3312 6 лет назад +557

    These are the parts of the video that I found the funniest
    3:02 The sun is a deadly laser
    6:33 Oops China just broke
    9:11 How’s India? Broken.
    10:36 It’s a bird, it’s a plane...it’s the Seljuk Turks
    11:33 Aaaaaafricaaaaa
    11:47 Whoops, half of Europe just died
    12:23 “Wait,” said Christopher Columbus, probably smoking crack
    13:56 More specifically, Ohio
    14:32 “Meeee,” said Napoleon
    15:06 So Britain threw a hissy fit
    16:26 Communism in the Soviet Union!
    16:59 He’s mad at the Jews for existing
    18:32 The Soviet union decides to relax for a little and accidentally falls apart
    18:41 Whoops, someone just attacked America

    • @whydousernamesexist9189
      @whydousernamesexist9189 6 лет назад +35

      What about “Hitler, the angry moustache model”

    • @oiseaubleu3312
      @oiseaubleu3312 6 лет назад +15

      Why Do Usernames Exist? Lmao yeah, that’s pretty good too. 100% accurate explanation of WW2

    • @K_U1314
      @K_U1314 6 лет назад +13

      What about "nice going, Genghis!"

    • @oiseaubleu3312
      @oiseaubleu3312 6 лет назад +8

      K U lol I just found it at 11:16

    • @blank-ox9sm
      @blank-ox9sm 6 лет назад

      Noice ty

  • @tombomb4451
    @tombomb4451 3 года назад +15

    1:31
    That's barely blurred

  • @knightofendor8384
    @knightofendor8384 7 лет назад +537

    Hell is argueably not a swear word(depends) but rape isn't a swear word, it is an unpleasant word but it isn't a cuss or swear, the rape of Africa was the actual event name, as was the rape of Nanking, so thereby it is historically inaccurate to censor this

    • @joeyt6503
      @joeyt6503 7 лет назад +1

      KNIGHT OF ENDOR and he didn't cancer smoking crack

    • @knightofendor8384
      @knightofendor8384 7 лет назад +8

      Joey T the hell that even mean

    • @heatherchandler1078
      @heatherchandler1078 7 лет назад +2

      KNIGHT OF ENDOR I wasn't aloud to say Hell when I was a 15 even in Church, (unless I was told to read a passage that included that word)

    • @michaelwilliams7140
      @michaelwilliams7140 7 лет назад +17

      KNIGHT OF ENDOR rape isn't swearing, it's a problem that happens. It could be offensive like 9/11 but it happened so why can't we talk about it?

    • @joshurlay
      @joshurlay 7 лет назад +6

      Heather Chandler I was allowed since age 5.

  • @williampresto1961
    @williampresto1961 7 лет назад +188

    1:08 Electron: "Can I go to your wedding?"
    Proton: *"No."*

    • @shadowforce2444
      @shadowforce2444 6 лет назад +10

      William Presto wow I thought protons were *Positive*

    • @Hadaron
      @Hadaron 6 лет назад

      William Presto
      I saw this and somehow thought this was a reference to ProtonJon telling some guy "no" on Twitter and the guy totally flipping out... am I right? Or is it just a coincidence? (Protons, ProtonJon)

    • @yalcncanturk3815
      @yalcncanturk3815 6 лет назад +2

      Electron: why
      Proton: T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R

    • @leventemolnar2569
      @leventemolnar2569 2 года назад

      the only time a proton was negative

  • @samanthap5005
    @samanthap5005 6 лет назад +869

    Mom: go outside
    Me:NO!
    Mom: Why?
    Me: The sun is a deadly laser!
    Mom: Not anymore there’s a blanket!
    Me: 😑

  • @remaea
    @remaea 4 года назад +3

    Floor: *exists*
    Pewds: We can make a religion out of this...

  • @AnkaaAvarshina
    @AnkaaAvarshina 7 лет назад +862

    Poor editing. Some swears are still visible, so this is still non-presentable in schools or with iffy people.

    • @nickdeyoda6137
      @nickdeyoda6137 7 лет назад +47

      yeah but who gives a fuck about swearing

    • @amazinggaming7284
      @amazinggaming7284 7 лет назад +56

      nick deyoda my mom and school sadly :(

    • @AnkaaAvarshina
      @AnkaaAvarshina 7 лет назад +113

      Well I honestly fucking don't but, this video basically failed its own purpose is what I'm saying.

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 7 лет назад +7

      Sapphire Shard there's a better one if you look around

    • @ohno1571
      @ohno1571 7 лет назад +4

      Sapphire Shard the censorship is stupid and pointless any way

  • @elegyofemptiness7365
    @elegyofemptiness7365 7 лет назад +132

    *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • @psycholonya
    @psycholonya 7 лет назад +956

    I like how the swears are terribly edited out XD

    • @benjamincolligan
      @benjamincolligan 7 лет назад +57

      Yup, we established that Sherlock.

    • @nickymcthicky4871
      @nickymcthicky4871 7 лет назад +14

      Daniel GamingReturned they aren't that bad.

    • @voli293
      @voli293 7 лет назад +2

      AsuraWrath stop.

    • @lamedude5103
      @lamedude5103 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel GamingReturned yeah

    • @josephgurgui8686
      @josephgurgui8686 7 лет назад +9

      Daniel GamingReturned You could make a religion out of this!
      Fine I'll leave

  • @DignifiedArmenianGato
    @DignifiedArmenianGato 3 года назад +32

    Taught me more than my history teacher could teach me in a years

  • @grahamburdick
    @grahamburdick 7 лет назад +511

    Showed this to my teacher- She said there's still moments in which you can hear and see curse words. I just edited it myself

    • @TheRaptorMovies
      @TheRaptorMovies 7 лет назад +7

      I made one, It is much better than this, Check it out on my channel (No hate)

    • @boylogan1011
      @boylogan1011 7 лет назад +21

      TheRaptor Movies u lie boi, put a link

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 7 лет назад +43

      grahamburdick Can you post it on your channel?

    • @jackson12ten85
      @jackson12ten85 7 лет назад

      I only see history of Japan with no swearing.

    • @luckysocutegianna1925
      @luckysocutegianna1925 7 лет назад

      Jackson 12Ten thanks. In my school there is Japan day so this would help a lot!

  • @miamia8912
    @miamia8912 6 лет назад +225

    Best parts:
    *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*
    -china is whole again and it broke again

  • @DamanD
    @DamanD 6 лет назад +108

    "for school" we are watching the "non censored" verison in school lmao

  • @MartinOkeke-x4m
    @MartinOkeke-x4m 10 месяцев назад

    The inaccuracy and overall presentation of the 10 commandments as a rule list from your boss at work is actually killing me😂😭

  • @SemiSweetEdits
    @SemiSweetEdits 7 лет назад +101

    But you didn't even censor it, you just cut around the swear words so if anything it's even more useless for schools.

    • @SemiSweetEdits
      @SemiSweetEdits 7 лет назад +3

      +krilinc__swoopy What?

    • @jyoats7959
      @jyoats7959 7 лет назад +1

      Semi-Sweet Edits my school doesn't care about cuss words, they just leave them in.

    • @SemiSweetEdits
      @SemiSweetEdits 7 лет назад +6

      +EternallyGrateful Then this video wouldn't even be relevant to them anyway.

  • @maracazine9227
    @maracazine9227 7 лет назад +873

    RUclips recommendation are getting better and better

  • @ilikepotatoes3232
    @ilikepotatoes3232 6 лет назад +253

    Anyone else read the rules?
    They're hilarious.
    P.S. don't murder anyone.

    • @nousername1916
      @nousername1916 5 лет назад +6

      don't get too sexy

    • @dante3
      @dante3 5 лет назад +9

      Believe it or not, they actually exist but they're just phrased differently :/

    • @mmcgee0922
      @mmcgee0922 5 лет назад

      Wait u like me

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 5 лет назад

      dont get to sexy

    • @embreadiment
      @embreadiment 4 года назад

      dont want to do any of the things he just told you not to do

  • @Nuttybartony
    @Nuttybartony  4 года назад +338

    Please check out my new video! I'd appreciate it: ruclips.net/video/FOVphrz185E/видео.html&ab_channel=Nuttybartony

  • @destiny_ultimatedork675
    @destiny_ultimatedork675 5 лет назад +64

    we're gonna watch this in class monday because i finally convinced the teacher >:3

    • @snufkin13823
      @snufkin13823 4 года назад +8

      one year late but how'd it go lmao

    • @vaultedx4708
      @vaultedx4708 4 года назад +6

      @@snufkin13823 Im doing the same :P sent it to my history teacher, ill tell ya how it goes after lol

    • @jonessmith7834
      @jonessmith7834 4 года назад +1

      @@vaultedx4708And how was it? :-)

    • @vaultedx4708
      @vaultedx4708 4 года назад +1

      @@jonessmith7834 sadly, he didnt want to share it because there were still some obvious cuss words :/

    • @jackcolson4745
      @jackcolson4745 4 года назад +3

      @@vaultedx4708 you sent him this one, the "for school" one right?

  • @daniellejean2131
    @daniellejean2131 6 лет назад +133

    I was eating cereal while watching the video. It took me 831 years to eat it. Started in 1126 AD, ended in 1957 AD.

    • @artsymonarch
      @artsymonarch 6 лет назад +4

      How do you know? Did u start eating when it said "1126" and finish when it said "1957"?

    • @daniellejean2131
      @daniellejean2131 6 лет назад +3

      yes, mah dude

    • @artsymonarch
      @artsymonarch 6 лет назад

      oh, ok. I guess* i didn't notice that it said those years. *get it, the title has "i guess" i it, and i put "i guess"?

    • @Blocko_Boi
      @Blocko_Boi 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Lizards-tz5de
      @Lizards-tz5de 11 месяцев назад

      I drank water from when farming was invented to 1950 AD

  • @cheez9501
    @cheez9501 5 лет назад +821

    I have a question.
    Why haven`t teachers started teaching with this.

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah they should teach with this video

    • @marlosuper
      @marlosuper 4 года назад +23

      When I become a teacher, I will teach this

    • @supercoolmunkee
      @supercoolmunkee 4 года назад +16

      @@marlosuper I hope you save this video into a playlist or something so you don't loose it. 😉

    • @gstakk3136
      @gstakk3136 4 года назад +6

      because its not meant to be serious and would make the students/pupils laugh at parts which for a serious say science lesson isnt very good, unless you're being sarcastic then i dont know how braindead you can be to think that this is the type of stuff they would play in school (no offense)

    • @boneclaimingquixote320
      @boneclaimingquixote320 4 года назад +8

      I sent this to my social studies teacher.

  • @trueffetbysyqual
    @trueffetbysyqual 2 года назад +6

    "s p a c e d u s t s s s s"
    "it's a star r r r r r"
    "it is now da mo o o o on"

  • @hotcocoa2129
    @hotcocoa2129 4 года назад +150

    My friend: What was you favorite part?
    Me: Every part auto tune was used

  • @gottalivehappy
    @gottalivehappy 5 лет назад +130

    Me: hey can we go on land?
    You: No
    Me: why?
    You: *T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A S E R*

  • @ArisaArtisan
    @ArisaArtisan 7 лет назад +183

    this is pretty badly edited. there are times you can still hear and see certain swear words.

    • @shortk4220
      @shortk4220 7 лет назад +3

      ArisaArtisan true

    • @dona.bryant3858
      @dona.bryant3858 7 лет назад

      ArisaArtisan

    • @ArisaArtisan
      @ArisaArtisan 7 лет назад

      @Don yep that's my name

    • @ArisaArtisan
      @ArisaArtisan 7 лет назад +3

      @Four4y2wo Lives
      sometimes ya just gotta leave good content as is and hope you have a super chill teacher lmao

    • @PedroHS1401
      @PedroHS1401 7 лет назад

      Four4y2wo Lives how to fix that "new stuff just got made"

  • @isabelsnyder3852
    @isabelsnyder3852 4 года назад +3

    Mum: There, food.
    Me: Can I be in a different house
    Mum: Ok. -Build a small house
    Me: Why is yours bigger?!
    Mum: I own the food >:3

  • @source225
    @source225 6 лет назад +411

    I won't mind at all to see this in class so I could yell "T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R and probably get yelled at :P

  • @loraverse681
    @loraverse681 6 лет назад +368

    I'm so showing this to my history teacher I was going to show him the other one but it had bad words and he would not approve but tomorrow I'm showing him this P.S I'm in 6th grade lmao

    • @teethdotjpeg
      @teethdotjpeg 5 лет назад +8

      Same lol (going into sixth grade in September)

    • @xplane1178
      @xplane1178 5 лет назад +4

      @@teethdotjpeg mee too

    • @sadietube6993
      @sadietube6993 5 лет назад +6

      i'm gonna send this to my 6th social studies teacher.
      i already sent this to my 5th grade teacher XD

    • @Deadpool-ri3rq
      @Deadpool-ri3rq 5 лет назад +4

      I'm showing it to my 10th grade history teacher.

    • @izzy10melendrez
      @izzy10melendrez 5 лет назад +2

      Same

  • @raredays2767
    @raredays2767 6 лет назад +329

    It's not even censored that well lol

  • @rogerhelliwell6321
    @rogerhelliwell6321 4 года назад +3

    this is not the first time watching this.... this is my favorite youtube video
    .... anyones else...?

  • @samwoolley9032
    @samwoolley9032 7 лет назад +505

    I was waiting for, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage for the hole time lol

  • @nemo1217
    @nemo1217 6 лет назад +381

    The beginning was trippy AF

    • @dpham18
      @dpham18 6 лет назад +1

      I see you're an ARMY

    • @carsondoak4795
      @carsondoak4795 6 лет назад +1

      It was trippy air freshener (AF)

    • @Will-wc9oq
      @Will-wc9oq 6 лет назад

      Kylie Arizona heh

  • @oonie
    @oonie 7 лет назад +1327

    don't change art

    • @spurdo-benisbrigade3203
      @spurdo-benisbrigade3203 7 лет назад +72

      Shunoko This don't even changing it, it's just copying it and lazily editing because normies are such pussies

    • @OniiChan1337
      @OniiChan1337 7 лет назад +66

      Yeah, I can see the 'swear' words for a split second.

    • @bradmurray1736
      @bradmurray1736 7 лет назад +10

      Shunoko the creator isn't changing it you can still view the original

    • @paulytek5663
      @paulytek5663 7 лет назад +3

      Onii-Chan how can you see swear words

    • @montinuityerror
      @montinuityerror 7 лет назад +4

      Paulyte K Legalism.