History Memes that make you want to conquer China

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  • @sgtspartan5104
    @sgtspartan5104 3 года назад +120

    Fun fact : the reason vases can sometimes be called “fine China” is cause the second something goes wrong it breaks into a thousand pieces

  • @user-jy8fn4hh1b
    @user-jy8fn4hh1b 4 года назад +496

    🎵China is whole again...🎵
    🎵Then it broke again...🎵

  • @pedrolara6362
    @pedrolara6362 4 года назад +56

    1:57 lmao he really called him hepatitis 😂😂😂

  • @georgerousch9326
    @georgerousch9326 3 года назад +27

    “The ISS is the most ambitious crossover event in history”.
    The Boxer Rebellion: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @aliveyetundead
    @aliveyetundead 4 года назад +135

    The problem with Drew's vids is the fact they end. lol

  • @raphl8026
    @raphl8026 4 года назад +90

    Portugal put it all in on Brezil, how impressive
    The belgian Congo lasting till the 1960s: Am I a joke to you?

    • @DonMadruga72
      @DonMadruga72 4 года назад +3

      @Master Yoda Loss to other Europeans, Congo was a region rich with multilayered human hands, how could they lose such a valuable resource?

    • @raphl8026
      @raphl8026 4 года назад +3

      @Master Yoda Lmao,at first Belgium got it to act as a buffer state, but then everyone else wanted it, Belgium was just smart and started budying up with Germany when Britain tried taking the Congo.

    • @ishandey6061
      @ishandey6061 4 года назад +3

      You're all wrong. Belgium got Congo because Leopold II promised to make Congo civilised and good, and all the other European countries agreed that Congo should be Leopold II's private property during the Berlin conference (forming the Congo free state). Later, it became a Belgian territory rather than just Leopold's backyard

    • @ishandey6061
      @ishandey6061 4 года назад +1

      @Master Yoda that he definitely didn't. Leopold just said that he would.

  • @collinvs6572
    @collinvs6572 4 года назад +16

    3:38 this meme is made better when you live in a place nicknamed Wheat Heart, and it has a skyscraper sized building for simply storing wheat, and only wheat.

  • @alwarado
    @alwarado 4 года назад +80

    3:00
    USSR: Blue
    US: Red
    No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game!

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 4 года назад +4

      Like how in US the colour of the conservative party is red while it is for the socialists in much of Europe.

    • @uroslukac
      @uroslukac 3 года назад +1

      Like how it It is in Cyrillic script

  • @rohandas5873
    @rohandas5873 4 года назад +123

    Last time I was this early Hagia Sophia was under construction.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +137

    There goes Buddhism, traveling up the silk road. I wonder if it'll reach China before it collapses again

  • @ilanchezhiantypeunknown4096
    @ilanchezhiantypeunknown4096 4 года назад +69

    Mmm, spicy bruh moment

  • @notmyrealname8110
    @notmyrealname8110 4 года назад +29

    I'm from Germany and Im really surprised of how well he managed to say "guten Tag" people not native from Germany mostly have really bad accents

    • @ralfdwerlkotte5619
      @ralfdwerlkotte5619 4 года назад +7

      Und dann kam der Flammenwerfer.

    • @joze838
      @joze838 4 года назад +4

      @@ralfdwerlkotte5619 ja klang ein bisschen als würde er uns eine Waffel backen.

    • @ralfdwerlkotte5619
      @ralfdwerlkotte5619 4 года назад

      @@joze838 XD

    • @fireflylife2549
      @fireflylife2549 4 года назад +2

      @@ralfdwerlkotte5619 Ich musste so hard lachen oh man

    • @rookie_odst2560
      @rookie_odst2560 3 года назад

      that's how most people say Guten Tag

  • @harbuggley
    @harbuggley 4 года назад +147

    I love how you pronounced mum exactly how it's spelt in America. 'Mom'. That's a U Sandra

    • @jamiehaan6285
      @jamiehaan6285 3 года назад +3

      Americans * YOUR WRONG*

    • @gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97
      @gavinthegreatgavinthegreat97 3 года назад +2

      In Canada we also use mom

    • @mr.ketchup88
      @mr.ketchup88 3 года назад +2

      I love how you smack talk Americans when America and the United Kingdom, (Not for long after Scotland and Northern Ireland Leave), are closest allies.

    • @SpennyBoi
      @SpennyBoi 3 года назад

      @@mr.ketchup88 mate who wouldn’t wanna be kids with the alpha male who wastes all their non existent money (you guys in debt like 40b) and get protection

    • @SpennyBoi
      @SpennyBoi 3 года назад

      In Australia we spell it the correct way. Mum... WHO THE F SAYS HEY MOM I ALWAYS HEAR EVEN FROM AMERICANS MUM. Drew is just wrong

  • @MinecraftMasterNo1
    @MinecraftMasterNo1 4 года назад +66

    At least those Balkan babies will have -10% damage reduction

  • @darthxader1112
    @darthxader1112 4 года назад +11

    Cleopatra the seventh was Greek and incredibly inbreed
    And everyone forgets that

  • @AnComZharptitza
    @AnComZharptitza 3 года назад +9

    2:59
    Drew: sees "СССР" (Союз Советских Социалистических Республик)
    Drew: reads "CCCP" (C C C P)
    (Note: "СССР" is the russian abbreviation for the USSR)

  • @matiasmarcos3804
    @matiasmarcos3804 3 года назад +21

    Spain: sells luisiana to France
    France: sells luisiana for $4
    Spain: Im a joke to you

  • @عبدالرزاقاليحيى-ذ8ي
    @عبدالرزاقاليحيى-ذ8ي 4 года назад +120

    Day 23 of asking drew to make a united middle east in age of civilizations 2.
    Thank you guys for 65 likes, never thought that would happen. :)

  • @ZekeDidNothingWrong
    @ZekeDidNothingWrong 4 года назад +71

    "Wrote mum so you know he's British"
    *Stares at the camera in New Zealand English*
    (Which is, to be fair, British English, but c'mon man)

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 4 года назад +4

      Welp, time to learn 6 new forms of English on top of my German-

    • @thymicere3911
      @thymicere3911 4 года назад

      As if we give a shit about Britain. They’re slowly turning towards communism.

    • @perorin615
      @perorin615 4 года назад

      omg new zealand we're so unique and cool plz notice me australia

    • @DonMadruga72
      @DonMadruga72 4 года назад +2

      @@thymicere3911 Yes, I'm sad for New Zealand, the way things are going the government will probably try to leave the Commonwealth in the next years. I hope that doesn't happen.

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 4 года назад

      @@thymicere3911 ....PARDON????? THEY'RE WHAT?!?

  • @dr.pepper9893
    @dr.pepper9893 3 года назад +3

    5:54 As long as you go to a place called bariloche in Argentina you'll be fine
    This is because bariloche became a haven for Nazi war criminals after World War II

  • @jovicamateric7756
    @jovicamateric7756 3 года назад +6

    Drew:
    Does not recognizing CCCP as Soviet Union but in Russian.
    Russians:
    Sad Slavic noises.

  • @nesfan8
    @nesfan8 4 года назад +19

    4:01 "let me try my kennedy accent" *continues with exactly same voice as always

  • @krisakrisa2007
    @krisakrisa2007 4 года назад +2

    4:03 Drew: "I'm not that good at this ,but it doesn'T matter"

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +15

    The Ottoman baby one is a reference to Devshirme, they forcibly recruited soldiers using that method

  • @timothyhhh3485
    @timothyhhh3485 4 года назад +14

    Flammenwerfer-It werfs flammen- pronounced flam-men-verf-fur, it's not that hard drew!

  • @jhp1045
    @jhp1045 4 года назад +30

    Drew: The ISS is the bigest Crosover event in History
    The UN: Are you sure about that.

  • @SussyAmogusImpostor
    @SussyAmogusImpostor 3 года назад +2

    The Austrian army on their way to... (4:44)
    You got some lore DLC or something?

  • @prilylolz
    @prilylolz 4 года назад +5

    0:14 I like how he wrote mum so we know he’s British
    Australians: am I a joke to you

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 3 года назад

    1:35 -- Queen visiting a Fijian cultural exhibition at UEA (University of East Anglia, Norfolk, UK) in Jan 2017. The guy carrying the war club plays rugby for England now.

  • @downtowngabi
    @downtowngabi 4 года назад +7

    i was today years old when i found out that everything drew says is sarcasm

    • @thymicere3911
      @thymicere3911 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHA LE FUNNI “TODAYS YEARS OLD” EHEHEHEE NOW LAUGH.

    • @downtowngabi
      @downtowngabi 4 года назад

      @@thymicere3911 uhh im scared

  • @AIaskan_Empire
    @AIaskan_Empire 4 года назад +13

    “History memes that make you want to invade China”
    Japan: okay.

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 3 года назад

    1:34
    Skyrim battle music begins playing

  • @luftwaffle4993
    @luftwaffle4993 4 года назад +3

    8:31 me a german helping everyone and being nice: maybe i am a stereotype
    Also me who can speak perfect english without a german accent: NEVERMIND..

  • @vonpommer227
    @vonpommer227 4 года назад +9

    P.R.C. : We will watch your carrier with great interest,

  • @joaojoseazevedo872
    @joaojoseazevedo872 3 года назад +1

    Portugal says thanks

  • @AliJazzYo
    @AliJazzYo 4 года назад +2

    Great video!!

  • @indoor_vaping
    @indoor_vaping 2 года назад

    Surely the Olympics is the most ambitious crossover event in history.

  • @zlatanjusufovic1579
    @zlatanjusufovic1579 3 года назад +1

    0:45 the ottoman guys went house-to-house stole children and trained them in turkey and when they grew up they would against their own land

  • @thewingedserpent5823
    @thewingedserpent5823 4 года назад +1

    Dude, that m1 garand ping gets me every time

  • @element3233
    @element3233 4 года назад +14

    2:55 just wanted to inform you that it's not CCCP it's SSSR. You're welcome

    • @kikivonb
      @kikivonb 4 года назад +1

      Yeah...C in Cyrillic is just S and P is R

    • @fiendish9474
      @fiendish9474 4 года назад

      Triple S R

  • @haydenh6058
    @haydenh6058 4 года назад +30

    Here before 50 Comments Tickets

    • @thymicere3911
      @thymicere3911 4 года назад +1

      We don’t give a shit how early you are, bud.

    • @ZiraRisasi
      @ZiraRisasi 4 года назад

      @@thymicere3911 offended by a comment...

  • @daxtonwotb7276
    @daxtonwotb7276 4 года назад +1

    DREW, YOU NO CAP, HAVE THE BEST KENNEDY ACCENT

  • @headphones8362
    @headphones8362 3 года назад

    The vase one needed the Holy Roman Empire to be perfect

  • @FunnyAndCleverHandle
    @FunnyAndCleverHandle 3 года назад

    2:57 nobody expects the Zambian inquisition!

  • @squishyfishy3278
    @squishyfishy3278 4 года назад +7

    When is Drew going to start streaming again?

  • @backtothefutureman1
    @backtothefutureman1 4 года назад

    12:37 is Star Wats Rebels, one of the best Star Wars shows of all time.

  • @tomlirk1309
    @tomlirk1309 4 года назад +1

    5:49 happy milliton freeman noises

  • @VViIIiam
    @VViIIiam 4 года назад +17

    Who do you think formed the British Empire?
    Our immortal queen
    Long live the Queen and British Empire!
    1:29

    • @thymicere3911
      @thymicere3911 4 года назад

      Timestamps aren’t funny. We’re tired of seeing them all the time. You’re not a comedian.

    • @VViIIiam
      @VViIIiam 4 года назад

      Or people put timestamps so you can easily find the correct reference for the comment. They are not supposed to be 'funny'

  • @ПростоЧеловек-д2ч
    @ПростоЧеловек-д2ч 4 года назад +1

    2:58 oh my god CCCP

  • @MrCiko5
    @MrCiko5 3 года назад

    thx for the memes, this video really motivate me to conquer china

  • @aycoded7840
    @aycoded7840 2 года назад

    1:38, clearly a dual between the ruler of Britain and the Natives of the location.
    An epic battle ensued. It's clear who was Victorious.

  • @arposkraft3616
    @arposkraft3616 2 года назад +1

    5:40 he actually tested it on his peers in the months before reveal, anwser is; quite a bit

  • @CoreRealm
    @CoreRealm 4 года назад +1

    Finally a video that starts with the thumbnail

  • @barkthebarker429
    @barkthebarker429 4 года назад +1

    8:46 he can literally define with 2 phrases: north ireland is english and scottish.

  • @ahmethakantozlu1389
    @ahmethakantozlu1389 4 года назад

    0:46 actually some families give their childs volunteerily because they could be super rich. Almost half of the Grand Viziers of Ottomans are these Balkan childs.

  • @myst_desendant8876
    @myst_desendant8876 4 года назад +1

    7:12 Is That Scorch aka Delta 62 Aka RC-1262

  • @ishandey6061
    @ishandey6061 4 года назад

    0:12 And, as a fellow Brit, got pissed off when he said the vase like 'ei'

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 4 года назад +14

    Day 95 of asking Drew to delete the discord

  • @Ihnnv
    @Ihnnv 3 года назад

    11:31 if you are confused Drew well they did that why its a win win they join they get defence from Germany if no They can make their own Pact

  • @CorporationCorn
    @CorporationCorn 4 года назад +1

    In the thumbnail, China is divided, but Korea isn't
    Sounds like an unrealistic dream

  • @paras8te
    @paras8te 3 года назад

    Maybe the reason that the library of Alexandria was burned down because we didn't know which Alexandria it was in

  • @fitmotheyap
    @fitmotheyap 4 года назад

    0:31 the only important event is people meeting programming hell

  • @l33pyhp15
    @l33pyhp15 3 года назад

    Flammenwerfer + this guy= Flemmenworför

  • @elidavis5458
    @elidavis5458 4 года назад

    Last samurai is awesome

  • @johnathonjordon8148
    @johnathonjordon8148 2 года назад

    4:50 fun fact the reason why the Australians do that is because in the first world war they couldn’t tell New Zealanders and Australians apart so the way you could which one they were is the Australians would flip the right side of their hat up and the New Zealanders would flip the left side of their hat up lol

  • @nuk3170
    @nuk3170 4 года назад +2

    6:10 i hope he mistakes salt for sugar

  • @vaannebilim
    @vaannebilim 4 года назад

    historic notes so you can learn more about: the hats with a side flipped were made to prevent the gunpowder of muskets to burn it
    also originally the portion that was brazil was way too smaller under portugal and when the independence of spain occurred the new countries lost many grounds in some cases very stupidly

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад

    8:40
    The Pre-Celtic people of Ireland: No no. He's got a point.

  • @2boysyou2be
    @2boysyou2be 4 года назад

    5:42 Before the FDA

  • @akuma401_
    @akuma401_ 2 года назад

    Fun fact there is a micro nation in Australia called the principality of the Hutt river. And all you are recognizing the principality of sealand and not the principality of the hutt river

  • @haydenburton584
    @haydenburton584 3 года назад

    11:12 Fun fact, I learned that song in 1 week just by listening

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +1

    (6:25) Because most of Europe celebrate Christmas on the 24th December ... did the Christmas event take place on the 24th or the 25th?

  • @abyssal_phoenix
    @abyssal_phoenix 4 года назад

    Dream haven’t you followed the news, tensions are so high, a war with China, us and Asia wouldn’t be too far fetched

  • @zer0themysticguardian432
    @zer0themysticguardian432 3 года назад

    They don't know the former colony wanting independence unless it's scotland lmao

  • @ironbloodxiii
    @ironbloodxiii 4 года назад +1

    The Balkan children were the Janissaries if I remember correctly

  • @pauljhon1719
    @pauljhon1719 4 года назад

    9:07 fun facts the last Samurai was french

  • @reiryghts639
    @reiryghts639 4 года назад

    I feel bad for Bismarck
    Worked so hard to unite his people
    Only for tiny mustache man to fck it up

  • @bluecup1129
    @bluecup1129 4 года назад +10

    China: were never gonna fall
    China: *FALLS*
    New China: were never gonna fall

    • @sriyasodharmma4021
      @sriyasodharmma4021 4 года назад +4

      _This reply was deleted by RUclips for violating the Community Guidelines issued by the Chinese Communist Party._

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 4 года назад +5

      China: *_never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and hurt you_*

  • @NickSkottex
    @NickSkottex 7 месяцев назад

    3:05 W zimbabwe, now we can confirm their ESC application

  • @Corgilius
    @Corgilius 4 года назад

    In 9:09 imagine you are a Samurai who’s trained their entire life to be a great warrior just to be killed by a peasant that was taught how to use a big spear and can stand in a Japanese Phalanx.

  • @MrNukey
    @MrNukey 4 года назад +1

    2:57
    Just a notice that
    The soviet space program is the blue guy
    And the american space program is the red guy

  • @kaen_tqk3918
    @kaen_tqk3918 4 года назад +1

    There was once a man named Hepatitis......

  • @i_am_sud_2721
    @i_am_sud_2721 3 года назад

    I love how you say Flammenwerfer lol

  • @ff_crafter
    @ff_crafter 4 года назад +1

    Drew really looks like Lachlan and he's also often saying poggers

  • @huntercraft1817
    @huntercraft1817 4 года назад

    Nice memes bro

  • @Rickroll692
    @Rickroll692 Год назад

    Hephaestion: exists
    Drew: you’ll be a hepatitis

  • @moisesgraciano5920
    @moisesgraciano5920 4 года назад

    1:40 KING BRADLEY

  • @fyrewire
    @fyrewire 4 года назад

    you can be cool, but youll never be the guy with the balls to be called ballin like stalin

  • @MiraPacku
    @MiraPacku 4 года назад

    8:35 widepeepoHappy

  • @xenox-cq9pb
    @xenox-cq9pb 2 года назад

    0:32 2022: there is another

  • @rookie_odst2560
    @rookie_odst2560 3 года назад

    12:00
    Brazilians got their independence because the Portuguese King didn't accept Napoleon's continental blockade and he was seen as a coward bc he abandoned Lisboa which is Portugal's capital and the King also left the Portuguese to die

  • @joaquindubini3681
    @joaquindubini3681 4 года назад +3

    8:53 the forgott the _other_ white gold in the 1700s...
    _SUGAR_

    • @brasergrazer8068
      @brasergrazer8068 4 года назад +1

      Brazil and Caribbean know what u talking about

  • @RickyBirdhouse40
    @RickyBirdhouse40 4 года назад +1

    4:04 Chinese Forrest Gump

  • @Scrimletsdad
    @Scrimletsdad 4 года назад +1

    1:55 CREWMATE there is one impostor among us.

  • @deadshirt8781
    @deadshirt8781 3 года назад

    This is my first time seeing drew in a different shirt

  • @uwuowo7718
    @uwuowo7718 4 года назад

    11:08 Louisianan: Well actually

  • @r.h4218
    @r.h4218 2 года назад +1

    0:47
    I dont think really that what happen ...
    Because ... Well
    "لا اكراه في الدين"
    We cant force someone to exept idea that he doesn't like

  • @juanpark6107
    @juanpark6107 3 года назад

    Yugoslavia phone broke in exactly 19.92 seconds

  • @manjotbali8985
    @manjotbali8985 4 года назад

    1:38 yes drew they ate swords

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 года назад

    9:11 Did anyone else read that in Tom Scott's voice?