All quotes from GLaDOS in Portal 2 [1/6] [Co-op 1/3]

[@CaseyLaFalce]

"I know how humans make more humans, and, frankly, it's ridiculous."

[@PikalaxALT]

I love her quotes when you fail to catch the cube.
"Excellent work."
"Good job."
"You are doing wonderfully."
"SARCASM SELF-TEST COMPLETE."

[@golightly313]

"Without the looming concequence of death, is this even science". I love that quote.

[@freedfighter96]

"RHYMES WITH GLUE!"
LOLOLOL

[@1un4cy]

I need more science collaboration points!! They may not do or be worth anything but they make me feel accomplished!

[@MrBretowsky]

Thank you for your time.

[@Grimkral]

the only human within 1000 miles is a test ruining sociopat XD

[@Luxai]

GlaDOS, I'd like to serve you a beef. Being human can be pretty good.

[@SilverTrenchcoatGal]

"...really?"
"Blue, please note your partner's... 'Interesting' choice of favorite element."

[@mariethewerewolf]

Violently disassembled and . . . "carefully" reassembled . . .
I hereby volunteer myself for testing.

[@naeka9752]

D< Stop penalizing me.

[@EpsilonEridani_]

"i know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous."

[@Pooky1991]

Gotta love GladosXD

[@merriellenroselette5191]

"i mean basketball" FAVE PART. she's so bawss! ^^D

[@HeylinPearl]

I don't know why, but I LOVE how GLaDOS thinks that sex is ridiculous XD
And she's obsessed with neurotoxin~ But that's not news really.

[@Luxai]

Sigh... That voice never gets old.

[@xXcyanidesprinklesXx]

Why is her voice so relaxing even though she constantly threatens you with neurotoxin?

[@MyWingsFly]

GlaDOS: "Really? Okaay....."
LOL XD

[@Irishfae]

Quotes from Co-Op mode

[@Tonsoszaliron]

Omg a Garfield reference xD

[@BlueRoseLeader]

better yet I actually laughed at GLaDOD's garfield comic

[@DarkObliterator]

@MyWingsFly, Your weight variant is above or below the norm.

[@merrybrandybuck5401]

00:25 i thought she said lewis :P i'm a bluexephos fan.

[@123supernintendo]

1 person's weight variance is above or below the norm

[@TheMasterchief1997]

garfield quote around 1:03 xD

[@RyskerSein]

haha How humans make other humans is ridiculous. :D I love you GLaDOS

[@solidv2]

neurotoxin makes everything better

[@jojo110367]

1:03 isnt that garfield XD

[@MrMaleBee]

3:27

[@Legoghost14]

Go shopping?

[@UndeadSN1P3R]

I DONT WUNT TO LOSE 500 POINTS!!!!! D:

[@ikanhazw1n]

Sociopath is totally different from Psychopath. and its Psychopath not phycopath. sorry about the corection. I mean correction

[@lilacpilgrim13]

...GLaDOS is... Snape? e_o

[@Reaperlevii]

Hm?

[@Reaperlevii]

Oh fuck that was 10 years ago

[@MrBretowsky]

If you don't care about your spelling then stop trying to correct other people's spelling. Especially if you're going to fail in that.

[@MrBretowsky]

You should care about your spelling.

[@MrBretowsky]

Fail

[@HunterMarioWorld]

BLAH