Master Chief teaches you how to do taxes
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Very helpful master chief, thank you
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I don't care who the ONI sends. I'm not paying my taxes.
Not even Locke?
@@nucrios NO
*big words for someone in sound-gun range..*
@@nucriosif Locke comes I’ll beat him up in a slow drawn out cutscene
Not even the master chief?
"Go out there and make me proud, spartan."
ANYTHING FOR YOU, CHIEF 😭😭😭
_S U C C_
TAX EVASION IS AN OBLIGATION
SAME LOL
You lying and the the government already have you thinking long
this actually feels like an effective way to teach the newer generation as more people look up to game characters now
That’s literally the only reason I watched this. Because it’s the fucking chief
@@rejectscorner9939Bro I actually find this shit helpful wish schools taught it rather than being like "Nah we will teach you math you don't need instead"
newer generation... Halo is a franchise for boomers at this point, kids are playing Fortnite, most Halo fans are in their 30's or at least late 20's
@@----x----- I know a lot of teens and younger kids who absolutely adore halo. Problem is it's an Xbox exclusive which dims it and bungie is gone. Most kids who know halo prefer the old ones lol not "For boomers" as one may have attempted to state.
@@darkalexander9158 dude it's on PC, I got the MCC for cheap on Steam
i doubt master chief would pay his taxes he’s a fucking chad
Nothing beats Batman lecturing You to avoid p*rn
How lucky are we to go onto RUclips and see this
I would do literally anything if it's master chief coercing me into it 🤣
This picture goes hard
Saving this for future me
thank you sir
oddly educational. Thanks
I now know how to do my taxes
Wait was this also written by AI? Cause that would be extra impressive
all of my videos are written by AI for the most part
Needed this😭🙌
“Alright Government what do I owe you?”
“We’re not the Government, and how the fuck should I know?”
“You’re not th- wait what do you mean you don’t know?”
“Yeah I don’t really know what you owe me, I’ll just guess and you can fix it later down the line, just don’t fuck up.”
“Why do I hav-“
“You ever hear of Al Capone? Guy killed men and the FBI couldn’t even touch him… until I stepped in.”
okay but a spartan without armor...
when do they poop?
"The IRS will come after you like the Flood"
That's honestly terrifying and an understatement
If u owe them
No one fucks with the irs
@@thegermanpotato5405even the government gets fucked by the IRS 😂
THEY GOTTA GO 🤣🙏
@@thegermanpotato5405not even the joker
@@barebonesjonesgovernment does what it wants. Government is YEAT
We need a series of life education videos voiced by Master Chief
Yes yes we do
Sir yes sir
This, or some valve character like Glados.
Sex ed vhs tape
@@thecpmr6276 Dr Wallace Breen voicing science.
“The IRS will be on you like the Flood” is probably the most apt comparison 😂
Ikr they’ll both sap away your life and inflict as much pain and agony on you as they want.
Comparing the IRS to the Flood is an insult to the Flood.
@@hewhobattles8869 Comparing the IRS to the Flood is an _understatement._
The IRS is an entire agency entirely consisting of Jackal Snipers on Legendary.
*The library soundtrack music kicks in
@@hewhobattles8869 It's an insult to the IRS, The IRS is MUCH worse than the flood
i like how he is deeply respectful of both single and married people. didn’t realize till now how rare that is.
Very tiring for people to act like something is wrong with you if you're not in a relationship
@@slamislife74 Exactly!
@@slamislife74relationships are typically polygamous nowadays anyways with cheating and all kinds of sickness. No point anymore
@@Kova-ow2en No need to act all salty about it and looking like you're coping lmfao, a lot of us genuinely just want our time all to ourselves and/or are aware we need to learn to take care of ourselves before we even think about commiting to a serious relationship.
@@Kova-ow2encope
"Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing at that desk?"
"Sir, finishing this audit."
Bit of a stretch for that joke BUT I fucking love it
@@randyx007 ok thanks for your input
@@randyx007ok thanks for your input
This genuinely helped me learn how to do taxes I’m not even kidding
Same
Same xD
Same
Same
I was about to comment on weather it helped anyone.
I love how this is genuinely just a tutorial on how to file your taxes and not just some meme about tax fraud, like wow props to you I legit learned something, thanks chief.
"Master Chief. You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?"
"Sir! Finishing my taxes!"
The real plot of halo 5 was chief was evading taxes and Locke was an irs employee
You've become the very thing you swore to destroy!
Oh shit it all clicks now.
That's actually a storyline that makes more sense than the actual plot to Halo 5.
I would've LOVED Halo 5 if that was the actual plot.
LMAOOOOOK
Thanks chief now I can stop evading my taxes
If this is real pls find help, the irs is no joke
@@jezuscrust7458nah it’s a joke but I do respect your concern cause if the joker ain’t fuckin with the IRS than like hell imma try
Never stop evading taxes.
Same 😭
Don't ask me why, but hearing Master Chief telling me how to file my taxes actually got me to file my taxes in about 20 mins. Been putting it off for a while, just somehow hearing his voice got me inspired to just do it.
Thank you, AI generated Master Chief
I am surprised you did it in short amount to time. I thought it would take like a good few days or a week to do it but I think it depends on how you do it.
You finished the fight, Spartan.
If you are a dependent college student, you can get it done in half an hour. A married father with a house, now that will take a lot of times
The father we needed but never had
@@kurokun07 literally 1984 fr fr no cap on god.
Master Chief teaches you to do taxes better than schools do.
Schools teach taxes? Woah they never did that with me!
@@That_1_Bohemian bruh get outta here, yall would slept through that like yall slept thru the rest of it
@@seanjenkins6947 I had a 4.1 GPA in school and had all A’s and B’s. I focused in class.
They need to teach important adult stuff for the sake of the kids who did pay attention.
@@thenelsonbruhs722 That's not what it's meant to be for though. It teaches basic job skills and then gives you a surface level coverage of different careers to see what you're interested in.
Then all the stupid life shit comes in college and university.
I got taught about the UK election process before I entered my teens and I don't know jack shit about it now.
I tick a box and leave, that's it.
@@safebox36 no, the stupid life shit doesn’t come in University, at least not here in America.
In America you either work towards an actually meaningful field where all your education is geared towards that specific field, or you waste your life and money away on a meaningless degree like gender studies.
comparing the IRS to the Flood has given me the biggest chills I've ever felt
hahhahahah
Next up mister chief: how to evade taxes
You gotta avoid any way to backtrack you like you would avoid a sniper jackal in New Mombasa.
Arbiter 100%
@@dillduvee7040 Considering the war crimes the arbiter committed while serving the covenant. Yeah seeing him get away with tax evasion would be small potatoes. Also for anyone wondering what I'm talking about. I'm talking about how the arbiter had a direct role in the genocide of billions of human civilians.
@@gamerdudejake3092 that's what I was thinking lol
@@dillduvee7040 Also Arbiter voice actor is b- *gets cancelled*
The fact that I'm genuinely learning makes me want to keep watching these over and over because I haven't even got a driver's license yet and this would be a massive help later down the line
It's pretty straightforward just don't panic behind the wheel, and pay attention in class 👍
*random 11 year old try’s doing a fucking Tokyo drift*
@@agent8399 LMFAO
@@agent8399 GAS GAS GAS
“Drive it like ya stole it”
Thank you Master Chief for teaching me how to do taxes. The IRS will not come after me.
Their lust for your wallet knows no bounds
@@Kova-ow2en and your flesh
I kind of want an audiobook narrated by Master Chief now. His voice is pretty calming when you're not slaughtering entire armies.
Well I got some news for you, Chiefs Voice actor has read many audio books, including halo ones with his chief voice, your best place to find these is in Audible!
Halo: Shadows of Reach is narrated by Steve Downes, Master Chief's voice actor, and it's probably not the only audio book he narrated either. A quick search on Audible showed 9 non-Halo book narrated by him.
@@Raresh789 brb "acquiring" Shadows of Reach audiobook rq
@@tausiftaha12 hehe
Steve Downes was a Chicago radio personality before he was cast as John 117.
Someone should get Steve Downes to recite this over on Cameo lol
AI Chief teaching Steve how to do taxes
Would b funny but doubt he would. many VA’s hate voice ai, for good reason. Negates their entire job.
@@zachbooker2002 He might read this script if they pay him
@@zachbooker2002 Which is exactly why someone should pay him to read this.
On it boss
It’s a little frustrating how kind and soothing I find master chief’s voice to be- I just want him to walk me through all the difficult tasks in life 😭
Sameee i wonder what software they used
"Any idea how much that armor costs, son?"
"No idea, but it's a write-off."
Yeah, So is the warthog he drives (business expense) and the guns and ammo (tax deductibles)
Fuckin lol
What even is a write off?
@@Meowblivion An expense to reduce your taxable income.
@@Meowblivion Let's say you make Gaming PCs as a side hustle. It takes 400 dollars for parts. CPU, GPU, RAM, etc. But you sell the PC for 1000$. You don't owe a 1000$ worth of taxes. You owe 600$ worth. You only pay taxes on the profit you make and write off the 400 dollars it costs you to build it.
It saves you a lot of money if you keep track on what you can write off.
Master Chief doing more for teaching kids to properly file their taxes than the United States
The AI is incredibly good with the VA.
Do you know what AI it is?
@@asinglebladeofgrass3194 elevenlabs
@@asinglebladeofgrass3194 It’s probably Eleven Labs or something. It’s gotten pretty popular lately
I like how the ai image managed to get the halo 4-5 MC chest plate more in line with how it should actually look with the unsc's angular design motifs.
Master Chief looks legitimately good in this image and better than anything he looked like in halo 4 and 5.
@@romeodavis1052 it's funny because when the ai art stuff started I said that it wouldn't replace competent designers and artists, it would just obsolete incompetent ones. And this demonstrates it. This ai made a better design than 343s, but it's still nowhere near as good as something Isaac Hannaford could come up with, the biggest issue being that the ai struggles with restraint, yet even then this design is more restrained than the 4-5 arts style hahaha, which really shows how bad so many designs from then were
this is an AI image?
yes you can tell it’s AI because of the hands
@@christopherrapczynski204 I think this is a great summary of my stances on AI. If you think your art will be done better than AI then you should look at what you rather than run away from it
I never expected AI voice programs to create things so wholesome
Aaaand lemme just save that so I don't go to prison in 3 years
This post was made by the tax man.
The government is robbing you, Spartan. Do not believe their lies.
@@zapan9643 let them come
Aye bro, it seems difficult at first but there are tax agencies that will do them for you, with a small fee of course. My place charges 35 bucks but it’s well worth it, I hated the math. Only 2 years into this bs and it’s already annoying
The fact the American government knows exactly how much you owe them, expects you to pay it exactly, but just doesn’t tell you is so wild to me😂
except the US government doesn't know exactly how much you owe them. If they suspect you of tax fraud they will have to audit you which involves them going through all of your earnings and spending's to track down every single penny you made so that they can then calculate how you owe them. Otherwise without the audit they have no fucking clue.
How do they know ? , they just get the total amount taxable income without deductions if you don’t declare tax yourself , there will be error and you may pay more taxes if you don’t know to do your tax
@@a-drewg1716 Actually they do know how much you owe but won't tell you straight off the bat
@@RedPigSpartan But there are jobs and other things in which the government won’t or cant keep track of, that means they are depending on you to be truthful, and if they suspect that you are not writing everything down, they send someone to investigate
@@themanwhodidyourwife1255 Except they have completely access to banks, investments, and other financial aspects. Ask Al Capone.
He actually inspires me to finally do my taxes
It took a Master Chief AI to teach us something that school should have taught before we turned 18 and got our first job.
Then again, knowing students for ages, they won't listen, safe for those who do.
Math is a really good way to practice taxes in how percentage work, but some people just can't grasp it.
Isn't that the parent's job
@@Mr_Mistah Well, yes, until you move out, usually anyway
Imagine not knowing how to do taxes and not having a first job at 15 😂😂😂
@@DreadedEnding Illegal in plenty of states for a 15 year old to work, nice bait though.
Learnt more about taxes from Chief than I ever did at school
my school never even gave the class I dont care if we would have fallen asleep, not everyone would have and you would still get some of the information in your head instead of leaving school with nothing at all
@@krieg7610 fr. my school never even once mentioned anything to do with taxes. the government doesn’t teach you because they don’t want a financially literate population
I AM THE 117TH LIKE OMG
Same
Did school not teach you how to add, subtract, and percentages?
Yknow schools aren’t doing something right when Master Cheif teaches you something more valuable and important in less than a fourth of a class and without tests or homework
Thank CRT and "inclusionary education" for that... 😂😂😂
I'm not sure if they even teach kids real history and reading comprehension skills anymore.
Fr
@@Clos93 They still teach us that. Just not super graphic ones.
@@projectx7453 sugarcoating history is just censorship...
@@Clos93 They don’t teach CRT nor inclusionary education. That’s as real as the bogeyman which I presume you would believe is a government psyop to get kids to go to bed.
Can you please make a longer version of this, I actually want to learn how to do taxes but cant focus for shit, most bids in it put me to sleep
I learned more from Master Chief in a minute and 30 seconds, than the entire educational system taught me in 13 years
Steve Downes' Voice is the only Voice I've heard thus far that sounds totally genuine simulated by AI, it is genuinely chilling how realistic it's getting
It probably has a lot to do with the monotone. It's easier to simulate a voice with less tonal variation, and it's also easier for our brains to ignore smaller tonal errors.
I'm sure mr. Downes hates this trend
Then you haven't listened to him talk as Chief enough or you want to ignore the obvious robot voice as much as you can. Watch his reunion with Cortana in 3 and tell me it's monotonous like this robot. Even without a comparison it's easy to hear how inhuman the AI is, and the fact people want it to replace VAs is sickening.
@@Batdude36 Uh, I don't recall saying that I want Downes replaced by an AI. I just find the progress made in this field of technology interesting, that's all.
Dagoth Ur is another one that sounds super accurate
Absolutely golden. Pure art. This one is going into my collection. Thank you for your work.
I absolutely love this, I somehow feel like I have been walked through and given a permission to achieve the great feat of filing my taxes. Like I’m about to make Master Chief proud
Master Chief's like the father I never had. I could see Chief doing amazing dad jokes and that things with kratos
How did I actually learn something from this
This was so motivating. I’m going to file my taxes and finish the fight.
You just taught me how to do taxes. I legit wasn't told any of this in school. Fucking thank you Master Chief.
random thought, but eventually couldn't chief's voice be used with AI for future games, further immortalizing the voice actor? (once the technology has been improved of course)
He'd have to sign off on that most likely, like what Bruce Willis did.
Theoretically, yes. However, that's a great way to ensure every character in your game is AI voice acted, because the VA unions would (understandably) have pretty much zero tolerance for that kind of puppetry.
James earl jones also signed off on it, so vader immortal now
I think this is uncharted territory. Know that actors can see this type of thing coming, if they have enough leverage, they could maybe get extra restrictions placed on using any sort of facsimile of their likeness or voice without prior agreement. I'm betting that institutions like SAG or other unions will probably get some kind laws passed in CA to prevent companies from doing stuff like that without the actor's consent, and then those laws could be a model for other states or the federal level.
However, at some point, I'm sure at least some animation or game studio will just wholly fabricate voices without using any actor as a source. At the very least, it could be a big boon for like random NPCs in large games, if not for main characters
@@olanmills64 You could easily make the argument that using a performer’s voice without their consent is theft. They already need permission to use likenesses.
I didnt expect this to be an actual guide on how to do your taxes this is just golden lol
The only enemy the Master Chief can’t defeat: the IRS
Waiting for "Master chief teaches you to evade taxes"
He just taught me more than my parents ever did…
This is so wholesome and funny at the same time
Not American, need an explanation on something.
It seems the IRS knows how much you owe, but you still have to figure it out on your own. If you make a mistake, it's jail, and they can only know that you cheated them because they know how much you owe. Why don't they just tell people how much they owe and avoid all this bureaucratic nonsense?
I'm literally crying 😭 this made me feel like I can actually do adulting
thank you so much man
This is like when an 80s cartoon does an anti-drug psa
Bro this literally summarized a entire class I have that took over a span of a month to learn into small ass stuff but this explains it all not even within 2 mins... thank you Chief
Our heroes teaching this generation extremely important life advice is something I’m all for.
This is 100% how teaching should occur. Make it relatable and understandable for those you're teaching!
legitimately
I’ve learned more about taxes from Master Chief in 90 seconds than I have from school in 17 years.
This man taught me more in 1 minute and 30 seconds, then my school did the whole year.
For the last goddamn time I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying my taxes!!!
If someone could explain English essays like this I’d be fine
Need someone to animate this.
Why can't teachers do stuff like this, become characters people like to get their attention
Because young people are ruthless and would call them cringe for even trying
@@Nebularban yeah true but still...would be better
They do teach it on business courses. Or some in school. But people don't listen, cause it's easy to get the basics, but when you get FWT, Basic Tax, Vat, CWT and CGT, people start to sleep. And those are still the basics
Helping us all finish the fight.
Thanks Chief!!
We can always count on you.
Chief, what is a good date to file by, and when will the time limit hit zero, frying me like the Pillar of Autumn undergoing a major wild-cat explosive reaction?
I think Master Chief was a Chartered Accountant before becoming spartan 117🗿👍
Never thought someone would get 7k+ subscribers in two weeks but with chief anything is possible
Congratulations for 7.18k subscribers
Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with your W2?
he's so father figure but i'm also in love with him 😭
Why does this sounds so professional?
This is so good. Just lifted my mood
The fact that I can learn solid info about taxes from Master Chief but not from school really speaks volumes about the practically of the education system
Thanks masterchief
MY HERO! 🥲
The fact i never knew how to do taxes and this made me understood how to do it so easily is absolutely incredible.
If you have the time, I guarantee a series of the Master Chief teaching taxes would go viral
Thank you so much for this video! I very much liked that fact when he mentioned the term, he also explained what the term’s definition was, not even my family wanted to explain it to me saying, “you’ll figure it out in time” I’m 17 almost 18 a week from now and friends I know younger than me understand how to do this, I didn’t understand, thanks for this video and I’m saving it so when it’s time for me to do this myself
Thanks Chief, very cool!
now MasterChief explaining how to evade taxes
I… actually feel like I have a better grasp on taxes now. I kind of want to learn more life skills from Chief
Woah, this was actually very useful
Next lesson should be money laundering
"make me proud Spartan" is making me feel some shit
Cheif taught me at such a young age and to this day is teaching me
Comparing the IRS to the Flood is the most accurate comparison in human history.
This is literally one of my favorite videos of all time and I cannot for the life of me figure out why.
This is the real motivation I need to get my taxes done. Thanks John
Mr. Waternoose the crab boss character lol!
These teach me more than school 💀🙏⚰️
This was strangely insightful.
Thank you Master Chief!
I thought federal taxes were like sheets that come in the mail that you have to fill out or send back with the money, but it sounds like you have to go out of your way to do everything yourself, now I know why people are infuriated that they’re spending our tax money on corrupt and evil shenanigans.
Haha the worst part is that return free filing already exists but the US still makes you do all the calculations yourself and chases you down if you so much as get the math wrong by a hair.
God Bless Everyone Have Faith In Christ Amen ✝️🙏❤️