Goblinstein Jumpscare - 0:00 Depressive Goblinstein - 1:01 Goblinstein Getting Crazy - 1:18 Blind People Be Like - 1:33 Goblinstein Flexing - 1:41 Goblinstein Ass Review - 5:48 Goblinstein Saying Something Intelligent for the First Time - 6:23 Goblinstein Lying - 6:39 Stop Touching Me - 7:35 Police Outside - 7:45 First Interaction of Goblinstein with Real Person - 8:14 Goblinstein on Drugs - 10:03 Please Stop the ASMR (Goblinstein) - 10:37 Italian Goblinstein - 10:53 Goblinstein Lying Again - 14:16 Goblinstein Fucking Dies - 14:21
Ken, when you pass in a car accident on August 24, 2034, at 10:35 AM can I use your mustache to complete my costume as Freddy Mercury for the then upcoming Halloween?
Ken all jokes aside and stuff. I've been watching you since this channel were on like 40.000 subs. And I watched KFC to. Your videos give a little break in all the stuff throughout the day. So keep it up and keep uploading. Also, the fan made outro song "subscribe to ken" is a banger and you should start using it again.
0:01 Royal chef naively thinking he will not be abused by ken before the "YET", crushing his last hopes and dreams of evading the inevitable upcoming abuse
July 18th, 2028. A car runs a red light, going over the limit by ten. Crashes into the shoulder, flipping the car, and within the blink of an eye, there was no more Ken.
Ken isn’t real He’s dead. He prerecorded these in 2016. He coded in every single update predicting this game to be able to make early form content. It was nice knowing you while it lasted. Fly high baby Kenny Wenny. I have commented for 31 days in a row for him to play my deck and still have gone unnoticed. It even has freeze. Freeze Balloon Evo ice spirit Evo musketeer Ice golem Zap Cannon Bats
Ken's the kinda guy to sing "Skibidi, skibidi, hawk tuah hawk Skibidi king who gives out blumpkins Edging and gooning and learning to munt Dripping cheese all over my lunch Skibidi, skibidi, hawk tuah hawk Skibidi boom or skibidi doom Edging and gooning in Ohio Square Stinky back shot air..." For christmas
My experience in australia was less than pleasant so maybe I’m biased but I did feel like the people were pretty negative overall. Glad you’re happy in Scotland, Kennth.
10:28 Here ken says “But i have level sixteen mega knight to protect me”. Notice how he says “Mega knight” and not “Evolved Mega knight”. That is because the mega knight isn’t evolved. Hope this helps
Ken already re-using the end screen “khef”, previously used in the video titled “royal chef” posted merely 5 days ago. despicable lack of effort poured in this channel. one of the highlights of my day is guessing what ken puts at the end of the video and the utter shock on my face seeing a duplicate so soon was heartbreaking.
Day 3 Ken woke up earlier than usual, around 10 AM, but not because he wanted to. His stomach churned painfully, a reminder that all he’d consumed yesterday was pizza and beer. He dragged himself off the couch, stumbling into the kitchen to search for something edible. The fridge, as always, was nearly empty. He grabbed the carton of expired milk, sniffed it, and immediately gagged. “Guess it’s beer for breakfast,” he muttered, cracking open a can. He glanced at the stack of unopened bills on the counter and felt a familiar wave of dread. Rent was overdue, and his phone bill wasn’t far behind. Ken sat down on the couch and opened Clash Royale. His phone was at 15%, but he didn’t care. A notification lit up the screen: “Clash Royale Championship Tournament: Watch Tugg Speedman Live Tonight!” His chest tightened. The name alone was enough to ruin his morning. Tugg Speedman wasn’t just better than him in every way-he was a constant reminder of how far Ken had fallen. Tugg’s life was perfect: shredded physique, brilliant mind, and unmatched skill in the game. Meanwhile, Ken couldn’t even string together two wins in a row. He queued for a match, determined to focus on the game instead of Speedman. His opponent’s username was TowerTaker, and the match started off rough. Ken fumbled his opening move, placing his Baby Dragon too far back, giving his opponent time to build an Elixir advantage. The match ended in another humiliating defeat. TowerTaker spammed the crying emote, and Ken closed the app in frustration. Around noon, his stomach forced him to get dressed and head to the nearest convenience store. He bought a pack of instant noodles and a cheap loaf of bread with the last $8 in his wallet. As he left, he saw a group of fit young men jogging past. For a split second, he thought he saw Tugg Speedman among them, his perfect stride and broad shoulders unmistakable. Of course, it wasn’t him-why would someone like Tugg ever set foot in Ken’s run-down neighborhood? Still, the thought lingered, gnawing at him. Back home, Ken microwaved the noodles and scarfed them down while watching a replay of one of his recent Clash Royale matches. He analyzed his mistakes but felt no closer to improving. His deck was weak, his strategy worse, and his reflexes dulled by years of drinking and late nights. By 6 PM, he logged back into the game, more out of habit than enjoyment. His phone buzzed with a notification: “Tugg Speedman’s Match Starts in 30 Minutes-Tune In!” Ken hesitated. He didn’t want to watch, but curiosity got the better of him. The livestream was as painful as he expected. Tugg’s face filled the screen, his confident smile exuding charisma. He chatted with fans as he demolished one opponent after another, explaining every move with clarity and precision. Ken watched silently, his fists clenched. Tugg made it all look so easy, and the thousands of viewers in the chat showered him with praise. “One day at a time,” Tugg said during a break between matches. “Focus on improving just a little bit every day, and you’ll be unstoppable.” Ken closed the stream, unable to bear it anymore. He opened Clash Royale and queued for another match, determined to prove something-though he wasn’t sure what or to whom. But it was another loss. His opponent destroyed his towers within two minutes, and Ken threw his phone onto the couch in frustration. By 9 PM, he was back at the liquor store, buying another six-pack on credit. The clerk raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Back home, Ken sat on the couch, cracked open a beer, and stared at his phone. He opened Clash Royale one last time, his vision slightly blurred. For a moment, he thought about deleting the app. But then a notification popped up: “Tugg Speedman Reaches Top 3 Global!” Ken shook his head and took another swig of beer. “Tomorrow,” he whispered. “I’ll get it together tomorrow.” But deep down, he wasn’t so sure.
They should make it so the pancake doesn’t go to spawnable units or maybe like 1/10’th of the pancake bar per spawnable unit (the bar has to fill up again for another pancake).
I think the way this tower troop will be used is for chip damage because if in double time, you can, say, get your hog up 1 level, it will be just that much harder to defend and might get a hit
I see most people letting their elixir build up while their Chef bar is maxed. Drop a unit, get the upgraded level, and then your chef bar will begin refilling. That's how you get max upgrades.
Dear Ken, You are the rooster to my morning, the sun to my sunflower, the marijuana to my blunt, dare I say the goblin in my barrel. Thank you for the slop, Yours sincerely, 2ainn
Heres an idea ken to get more levels on a unit, use a deck with 2 buildings and triple spell, and the rest are either tanks like pekka/mega knight, and spirits
Buy yourself a beer
He is gonna buy children from this money
this is gonna get donated in the AA meeting
Ken is the type of guy to scream, “This isn’t the last of me, Tugg!” when he gets defeated
Ken:you may have won the fight but you haven’t won the war!
Dragging
I’m new to the channel and all his videos I keep seeing tug speed man in the comments . Who the hell is that😂
@@justisparedes9654god
Kennedy's the type of guy to say "Curse you Tugg The Speedman." When he loses
Goblinstein Jumpscare - 0:00
Depressive Goblinstein - 1:01
Goblinstein Getting Crazy - 1:18
Blind People Be Like - 1:33
Goblinstein Flexing - 1:41
Goblinstein Ass Review - 5:48
Goblinstein Saying Something Intelligent for the First Time - 6:23
Goblinstein Lying - 6:39
Stop Touching Me - 7:35
Police Outside - 7:45
First Interaction of Goblinstein with Real Person - 8:14
Goblinstein on Drugs - 10:03
Please Stop the ASMR (Goblinstein) - 10:37
Italian Goblinstein - 10:53
Goblinstein Lying Again - 14:16
Goblinstein Fucking Dies - 14:21
Godtier comment
i kept rewatching 5:48
this truly is a comment of all time
Bro here writing Goblinstein's biography
Ken the type of guy to hang around with his friends and say "ahh... I needed this..."
"alcohol"
u sure his friends aren't hanging on him with that quote?
"Alcholics Anonymous"
Ken, when you pass in a car accident on August 24, 2034, at 10:35 AM can I use your mustache to complete my costume as Freddy Mercury for the then upcoming Halloween?
Nah I called dibs first
Sorry squirt I was elected for getting his mustache to complete my Freddy fazbear costume that day, better luck next time
@@willantczak541 he looks like he could play a role in the fnaf movie tbh
Only way to settle this is with a tugg off
Does Ken even have a will yet
3:18 Ken betrayed both evil neighbor and regular neighbor with that statement
Scotland made little kennethy STRAIGHT!?
@@steady_lad Don't worry, he'll relapse after returning
1:01 Ken looses his ad revenue
I was about to say the exact same thing 😂
He's been roleplaying as an australian this whole time but is really scottish
Ken loves abusing his "royal chef"
“Royal beer getting machine”
He needs that alcohol, y'know
ken turn into asmr youtuber 💀
It’s all over the screen Ken
even though i think these comments are weird and cringe at least theyre supporting ken’s channel 🤗 #positivity
@@MarsPlaysMusic🤓☝️👅
@@MarsPlaysMusic Impossible, redemption arc? You meant well after all.
Ken all jokes aside and stuff. I've been watching you since this channel were on like 40.000 subs. And I watched KFC to. Your videos give a little break in all the stuff throughout the day. So keep it up and keep uploading. Also, the fan made outro song "subscribe to ken" is a banger and you should start using it again.
Just put the fries in the bag kenneth
Just put the gravy in the pot
he f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d hired the royal chef for that
Ken’s the kind of guy to lose and scream, 'Mark my words, Tugg! I’ll be back with a 0.1 Cycle and a dream!'
@@YesNo-gw7ey bro is in an idea drought he has to copy other ken comments
@@Ronzerss Thanks for the like on my comment.
1:59 Wet dream, goblin, log. Hello guys?
Ken wants to see the dart goblin take a log
3:15 Ken says he prefers alcoholics
0:01 Royal chef naively thinking he will not be abused by ken before the "YET", crushing his last hopes and dreams of evading the inevitable upcoming abuse
Ken is the type of guy to say “I have my eyes on you” as he gets gently touched by GigaGayCycle
July 18th, 2028. A car runs a red light, going over the limit by ten. Crashes into the shoulder, flipping the car, and within the blink of an eye, there was no more Ken.
0:11 Ken let me put it this way: elixir golem or golem
Ken the type of guy to get a ladder when he hears “Drinks are on the house”
My lord Ken, what an exquisite video. It is all over the screen
here before the hotline pops up button:
Ken isn’t real
He’s dead. He prerecorded these in 2016.
He coded in every single update predicting this game to be able to make early form content.
It was nice knowing you while it lasted.
Fly high baby Kenny Wenny.
I have commented for 31 days in a row for him to play my deck and still have gone unnoticed. It even has freeze.
Freeze
Balloon
Evo ice spirit
Evo musketeer
Ice golem
Zap
Cannon
Bats
10:24 😭what is in bro mind (wala)🤌🏻
Ken's the kinda guy to sing
"Skibidi, skibidi, hawk tuah hawk
Skibidi king who gives out blumpkins
Edging and gooning and learning to munt
Dripping cheese all over my lunch
Skibidi, skibidi, hawk tuah hawk
Skibidi boom or skibidi doom
Edging and gooning in Ohio Square
Stinky back shot air..."
For christmas
Pancaked up evolved mega knight starts yapping 0:00
Pancaked up evolved mega knight stops yapping 14:21
With each passing video Ken descends further into insanity. Prayers up for Ken 🙏
2:13 "you cant play cheap cards"
his entire deck:
Ken ASMR seems a little too good for humanity to witness
Kennedy's the type of guy to say "Curse you Tugg The Speedman." When he loses
5:38 ken is kidnapped
5:50 ken is released
9:55 kenyboo starts doing juicy asmr
13:31 And here we witness Ken finally admit what he wants to do to Tugg Speedman
Ken is the type of guy to give up all his streamer luck so he can show his lubed up suspicious bush to Tugg Speedman's miner
Ken's schizophrenia is getting worse, he thinks he has family now
Ken is the type of guy to say, “I’ll steal it! No one will ever know!” -Ken trying to steal Tugg Speedman’s 9 elixir log
1:00 the real Ken speaks momentarily
The way he has begun to shape a character is amazing - it feels authentic. Like the character is just Kenny
ken is the type of guy to say "you may of won the battle but you won't win the war"
Ken is actually squatting in the house, which is why he whispers whenever the true tenants walk by the boarded up door
My experience in australia was less than pleasant so maybe I’m biased but I did feel like the people were pretty negative overall. Glad you’re happy in Scotland, Kennth.
Im loving this ken story arc and the way its portrait how he is slowly losing his mind
I waited for this video 3 hours.... You monster
Ken the type of guy to deploy a mega knight on his family any time they get near his door
10:28 Here ken says “But i have level sixteen mega knight to protect me”. Notice how he says “Mega knight” and not “Evolved Mega knight”. That is because the mega knight isn’t evolved. Hope this helps
Btw you can level up king tower if monk deflects the pancake. Just accidently discoveredit in my game
Ken loves abusing his "royal chef".
ngl its great to see that Ken actually loves it in Scotland and is supposedly moving here permanently
tugg speedman doesn’t need a royal chef to cook you
8:11 to the end are some of the most vile noises I’ve heard
ken when he tries to convince everybody he isnt suicidal: ooga booga
I love it when Ken balances his log so that elixir flows from both of his pumps
In this video, Ken hears the voices...
He says its people outside but we all know its just the voices in his head
Ken already re-using the end screen “khef”, previously used in the video titled “royal chef” posted merely 5 days ago. despicable lack of effort poured in this channel. one of the highlights of my day is guessing what ken puts at the end of the video and the utter shock on my face seeing a duplicate so soon was heartbreaking.
The duality of a man: the good chill side and the clash royale side
eyes dont lie ken, quit with alcohol or else...
POV I love in Scotland. Ken staying in Scotland means only 1 thing. He is staying for longer so I have more time to find him
Ken's the type of guy to put three spirits and skeletons in his deck when trying to showcase the royal chef
crazy how ken hasn’t thought to use mirror yet 🤯
Glad your enjoying Scotland! Hope your not finding the entire lack of sunlight too bad :)
0:0 bushy boy starts yapping 14:32 goblinestain stops yappyng
Ken is the type of guy to like Arnold Clark 0:01
Ken is the type of guy to salute the train passing by
ken the type of guy to say "easy peasy lemon squeezy" after abusing his bush
Day 3
Ken woke up earlier than usual, around 10 AM, but not because he wanted to. His stomach churned painfully, a reminder that all he’d consumed yesterday was pizza and beer. He dragged himself off the couch, stumbling into the kitchen to search for something edible. The fridge, as always, was nearly empty.
He grabbed the carton of expired milk, sniffed it, and immediately gagged. “Guess it’s beer for breakfast,” he muttered, cracking open a can. He glanced at the stack of unopened bills on the counter and felt a familiar wave of dread. Rent was overdue, and his phone bill wasn’t far behind.
Ken sat down on the couch and opened Clash Royale. His phone was at 15%, but he didn’t care. A notification lit up the screen: “Clash Royale Championship Tournament: Watch Tugg Speedman Live Tonight!”
His chest tightened. The name alone was enough to ruin his morning. Tugg Speedman wasn’t just better than him in every way-he was a constant reminder of how far Ken had fallen. Tugg’s life was perfect: shredded physique, brilliant mind, and unmatched skill in the game. Meanwhile, Ken couldn’t even string together two wins in a row.
He queued for a match, determined to focus on the game instead of Speedman. His opponent’s username was TowerTaker, and the match started off rough. Ken fumbled his opening move, placing his Baby Dragon too far back, giving his opponent time to build an Elixir advantage.
The match ended in another humiliating defeat. TowerTaker spammed the crying emote, and Ken closed the app in frustration.
Around noon, his stomach forced him to get dressed and head to the nearest convenience store. He bought a pack of instant noodles and a cheap loaf of bread with the last $8 in his wallet. As he left, he saw a group of fit young men jogging past. For a split second, he thought he saw Tugg Speedman among them, his perfect stride and broad shoulders unmistakable.
Of course, it wasn’t him-why would someone like Tugg ever set foot in Ken’s run-down neighborhood? Still, the thought lingered, gnawing at him.
Back home, Ken microwaved the noodles and scarfed them down while watching a replay of one of his recent Clash Royale matches. He analyzed his mistakes but felt no closer to improving. His deck was weak, his strategy worse, and his reflexes dulled by years of drinking and late nights.
By 6 PM, he logged back into the game, more out of habit than enjoyment. His phone buzzed with a notification: “Tugg Speedman’s Match Starts in 30 Minutes-Tune In!” Ken hesitated. He didn’t want to watch, but curiosity got the better of him.
The livestream was as painful as he expected. Tugg’s face filled the screen, his confident smile exuding charisma. He chatted with fans as he demolished one opponent after another, explaining every move with clarity and precision.
Ken watched silently, his fists clenched. Tugg made it all look so easy, and the thousands of viewers in the chat showered him with praise. “One day at a time,” Tugg said during a break between matches. “Focus on improving just a little bit every day, and you’ll be unstoppable.”
Ken closed the stream, unable to bear it anymore. He opened Clash Royale and queued for another match, determined to prove something-though he wasn’t sure what or to whom.
But it was another loss. His opponent destroyed his towers within two minutes, and Ken threw his phone onto the couch in frustration.
By 9 PM, he was back at the liquor store, buying another six-pack on credit. The clerk raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Back home, Ken sat on the couch, cracked open a beer, and stared at his phone.
He opened Clash Royale one last time, his vision slightly blurred. For a moment, he thought about deleting the app. But then a notification popped up: “Tugg Speedman Reaches Top 3 Global!”
Ken shook his head and took another swig of beer. “Tomorrow,” he whispered. “I’ll get it together tomorrow.”
But deep down, he wasn’t so sure.
I bet 20 bucks Ken’s gonna have cloths on in the next video
0:00 very scary man
14:21 end of scary man
thank God, I was about to wash the dishes. at least I can hear yapper man during that
This isn’t you Ken. Stop
9:57 Ken turns to ASMR
It feels like only yesterday was August 23rd 2034 and Ken was still with us
After I watch ken every single brain cell is burning
you should try evolved goblin giant with chef so the goblins it spawns are leveled up too
i love when tugg speedman starts yapping in my dream then beats ken, like you arr just bad ken and gigagaycycle just owns you too
5:46 What a graceful exit
love it when ken pulls out his royal chef and exposes his suspicious bush then throws his ice spirit all over me.
They should make it so the pancake doesn’t go to spawnable units or maybe like 1/10’th of the pancake bar per spawnable unit (the bar has to fill up again for another pancake).
10:00 ken acknowledges the gang stalkers
Goblinstein really made Asmr halfway through the video
Bro there should be another match between Ken vs Tugg Speedman.
ASMR Ken was not on my 2024 bingo card
I think the way this tower troop will be used is for chip damage because if in double time, you can, say, get your hog up 1 level, it will be just that much harder to defend and might get a hit
Ken uploaded pretty late today. He must have been drinking a lot
he was mixing lean with goblin curse
Ken is the type of guy to open his eyes when he wakes up.
Kenneth is the type of guy putting random numbers and letters into the description and calling it a day.
*KEN REAL FANS ARE YOU HERE ?! 💖✨*
Really edging us with the video today huh kennings
Hey buddy great video, love the asmr keep up the good work
I see most people letting their elixir build up while their Chef bar is maxed.
Drop a unit, get the upgraded level, and then your chef bar will begin refilling.
That's how you get max upgrades.
Ken hates when his miner upgrades to level 18
Tuggspeedman would've played all buildings cycle with royal chef.
Thank you for your professionalism and attention to detail. Your videos are always impressive.💵🙁😸
The gameplay is as balanced as Ken when he weighs himself
gotta love the ken asmr 😭😭
Ken pretending he didn't post late because of TuggSpeedman.
This young buck really knows how to clash 😊
I will forever love this channel
Dear Ken,
You are the rooster to my morning, the sun to my sunflower, the marijuana to my blunt, dare I say the goblin in my barrel.
Thank you for the slop,
Yours sincerely,
2ainn
Heres an idea ken to get more levels on a unit, use a deck with 2 buildings and triple spell, and the rest are either tanks like pekka/mega knight, and spirits