Miami's Most Legendary Playboy

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @BluesGetOrigin
    @BluesGetOrigin 5 лет назад +8170

    The cheesy 80’s transitions makes this so much better

  • @bilgehanmutcali
    @bilgehanmutcali 3 года назад +6628

    ''People ask me if I am on cocaine and I always answer the same question I am cocaine''

  • @treetree117
    @treetree117 4 года назад +8542

    Guy took English lessons from Stallone

  • @ImKapiN
    @ImKapiN 3 года назад +2401

    “i can only deal with one at a time.”
    “here i created a jacuzzi for 10 people”
    had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @ddvsgd9508
      @ddvsgd9508 3 года назад +40

      Editors done him dirty

    • @crystalrubydiamond
      @crystalrubydiamond 3 года назад +54

      "5 girls can shower at once" Me: whaaaaat? XD

    • @Jushwa
      @Jushwa 3 года назад +3

      Yeah credit to the editor lol 😂

    • @jrflush2157
      @jrflush2157 2 года назад

      LOL

    • @tonytiger8248
      @tonytiger8248 2 года назад

      I was crying when he contradicted himself

  • @RayonConmar
    @RayonConmar 5 лет назад +3094

    "I can only deal with one at a time."
    "In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people."

  • @nickkharati9688
    @nickkharati9688 4 года назад +13365

    This guy isn't a "playboy", he is literally a GTA protagonist.

    • @lanroom2896
      @lanroom2896 4 года назад +40

      Nick Kharati underrated 😂

    • @Santiago-ts6ko
      @Santiago-ts6ko 4 года назад +339

      He is the antagonist, who you start doing jobs for him and at the end of the Game you kill him

    • @Rockdrigo0
      @Rockdrigo0 4 года назад +90

      The Ballad of Gay Anwar

    • @duncanwatson2516
      @duncanwatson2516 4 года назад +9

      bro when in gta do you one punch out a horse

    • @cesarferrari3385
      @cesarferrari3385 4 года назад +4

      Genius!

  • @dontbearichard9723
    @dontbearichard9723 3 года назад +5809

    Could you imagine him and Sylvester Stallone in a conversation together

    • @byronco4917
      @byronco4917 3 года назад +184

      haha i was thinking the same thing, but also with arnold schwarzenegger XD

    • @awilson816aw
      @awilson816aw 3 года назад +135

      Throw Ozzy in there for good ole sake lol

    • @omega3litre
      @omega3litre 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @naheemrazwan
      @naheemrazwan 3 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the best comment on here.

    • @BigRevKev82
      @BigRevKev82 3 года назад +21

      Addddrrrrriiiiaaaaann!

  • @nabukyo4754
    @nabukyo4754 3 года назад +1191

    "Why do you think women are so attracted to you?"
    "It's because I protect them"
    Yea, protect them from being broke.

    • @Anush_Sivakumar
      @Anush_Sivakumar 3 года назад +10

      lol

    • @user-zk8ed4kd2b
      @user-zk8ed4kd2b 3 года назад +37

      Actually, he was protective of all the women he was friendly with that he was not even dating. He would make sure female friends and the friends of his female friends were always safely escorted home, by cab, if there was even the slightest threat they might not be safe; perhaps having been out partying, maybe a drink or two. He would get them a cab. He would walk them to their cars. This is without hitting on them or anything of that nature. He was a gracious gentleman. He was like this all his life…before he had money.

    • @joshuaman01
      @joshuaman01 3 года назад +5

      Gotta protect fresh pussies.

    • @bendikok6619
      @bendikok6619 2 года назад +7

      @@user-zk8ed4kd2b how do you know this

    • @tonytiger8248
      @tonytiger8248 2 года назад +1

      How do you know all this.

  • @mooseknuckle420
    @mooseknuckle420 4 года назад +8950

    "i'm not a playboy"
    "5 girls can fit in that shower"

    • @curlyhairedgamer
      @curlyhairedgamer 4 года назад +193

      i bet 15 girls can fit in it but only 5 can be showered at once lmao

    • @bobandjuric431
      @bobandjuric431 4 года назад +225

      Only a real playboy says he's not a playboy

    • @karat3p539
      @karat3p539 4 года назад +8

      666th like

    • @henry3397
      @henry3397 4 года назад +29

      @@bobandjuric431 for real this guy seems cool and believable

    • @jmstudios5294
      @jmstudios5294 4 года назад +14

      “10 people jacuzzi”

  • @x5STaRz
    @x5STaRz 5 лет назад +4228

    “I knocked out a horse” is probably the biggest flex of all time.

    • @chadbraden5444
      @chadbraden5444 5 лет назад +55

      I saw my old man knock a horse out when I was a kid (1970's). We were cross country skiing and this horse kept grabbing my backpack as it followed us. The horse finally thought it would get a piece of dads backpack. It bit dads pack and before I could blink, dad had dropped that horse. We made our way back to the truck and that horse was standing in front of the gate. We opened the gate and that bastard would not move. At that point the horse named Gordo got slowly pushed by dad as I led him out of the way. Needless to say he was at the gate before we could get it the truck. I held him while dad got the truck out and I closed the gate. I never saw ol'Gordo again.

    • @user-sm2pc6qu6z
      @user-sm2pc6qu6z 5 лет назад +3

      I just watched the original Conan with Arnold in it and this reminded me of the scene where he knocks out a camel lol.

    • @ryno9732
      @ryno9732 5 лет назад

      I had to laugh at that lol

    • @bragozan
      @bragozan 5 лет назад +4

      scrolled down to comments the moment he said this

    • @nishantdravid3089
      @nishantdravid3089 5 лет назад +1

      Im your 1000th like

  • @Movie_Games
    @Movie_Games 5 лет назад +16875

    When you have so much money, you don't have to finish your syllables.

  • @mhmtLpIt
    @mhmtLpIt 2 года назад +300

    Him: "I'm not a playboy. I can only deal with one at a time."
    Also Him: "In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people. And then I put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time."
    well played sir.

  • @martinzubero9526
    @martinzubero9526 5 лет назад +3342

    “They give me their youth. Who’s using who?” - spoken like a modern vampire. Love this guy. Lol

    • @jpauthenticmobb
      @jpauthenticmobb 5 лет назад +8

      Martin Zubero 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pauljefferson9538
      @pauljefferson9538 4 года назад +47

      Hes a fucking G

    • @BeatBoXXfreaK
      @BeatBoXXfreaK 4 года назад +6

      Hell yeah...

    • @davidsilverfield835
      @davidsilverfield835 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @robertasgar6387
      @robertasgar6387 3 года назад +67

      He's right tho all these girls will regret it later. They'll start aging at 30+ and none other man will want them. They will die alone, wasted all their youth when they could've made their own careers, found love, experience, family etc...

  • @seanrafferty9508
    @seanrafferty9508 4 года назад +3415

    “Every single era Miami went through, I lived it”
    Considering Miami was first founded 200 years ago that’s incredibly impressive.

    • @henry3397
      @henry3397 4 года назад +151

      I think he was just talking about the eras that mattered, 1960-2020

    • @iceluck7410
      @iceluck7410 3 года назад +80

      he looks like he lived 200 Years

    • @twentytwo138
      @twentytwo138 3 года назад +42

      ''Fifty thousand people used to snort cocaine. Now it's bath salts...''

    • @Matt_from_Florida
      @Matt_from_Florida 3 года назад +18

      OK. Miami was officially incorporated as a city on July 28, 1896, with a population of just over 300. But in my opinion, Miami really got started via the 1920's Florida land boom. That was the first time Miami became "known" to most Americans and the population increased exponentially for the first time.

    • @signity5540
      @signity5540 3 года назад +3

      Miami is only 200 years old?

  • @keenanmeyer5511
    @keenanmeyer5511 5 лет назад +1165

    Him:"Im not a play boy."
    Vice: "Miami's Most Legendary Playboy"

    • @Luke44668
      @Luke44668 5 лет назад +8

      He is miami

    • @sanjivsingh9939
      @sanjivsingh9939 5 лет назад +9

      He built Miami the city for him

    • @marCEmpire
      @marCEmpire 5 лет назад +17

      Him "i can only handle on girl at a time"
      *scene Transition*
      Him "heres the jacuzzi i built for 10 people, and heres the shower where 5 girls can shower at one time"

    • @alexbohatch3503
      @alexbohatch3503 5 лет назад

      jarrod horrol That’s my exact same thought.

    • @trailblazer3889
      @trailblazer3889 5 лет назад +1

      He is a playboy. Can't you see the number of girls with him?

  • @kingsmustrise
    @kingsmustrise 3 года назад +862

    those transitions complete it

  • @MRG978
    @MRG978 5 лет назад +761

    If Tony Montana dodged that shotgun at the end of scarface

    • @barlosxantana734
      @barlosxantana734 5 лет назад +1

      Matty Gauthier omfg 😭😭

    • @Ironmike2233
      @Ironmike2233 5 лет назад

      He would be fat he would have big tit that needs a bra - scarface quote

    • @123321590
      @123321590 5 лет назад

      The suit lol

    • @pocari2736
      @pocari2736 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah... It doesnt seem like he dodged it.

    • @teakey
      @teakey 5 лет назад +2

      Hey whoa spoilers

  • @rickyrick5586
    @rickyrick5586 5 лет назад +17110

    Dude definitely made most of his money moving cocaine in speedboats .

  • @Mattthijssss
    @Mattthijssss 5 лет назад +2346

    I wish i was able to choose him as an character in GTA vice

  • @epresley8324
    @epresley8324 3 года назад +121

    I respect the hell out of him for his alcohol/boat policy… “they can remember the good day”.

  • @spicts1671
    @spicts1671 5 лет назад +1274

    "I am not a playboy, you know?"
    "And here I built a shower for 5 girls"

    • @SantaClaus-so2ot
      @SantaClaus-so2ot 5 лет назад +6

      He's been a badd boi. no gifts for him this year

    • @kev9108
      @kev9108 5 лет назад

      10 lmao

    • @nox6274
      @nox6274 5 лет назад

      Force jacuzzi for ten, shower head for 5.

    • @56kflyingtoaster
      @56kflyingtoaster 4 года назад

      He also said only one at a time. So did he get them to line up and wait their turn? 🤣

  • @prasun911
    @prasun911 3 года назад +1900

    Can't even hate this guy, you're supposed to be like this in Miami

    • @JohnnyPork82
      @JohnnyPork82 3 года назад +9

      he dead

    • @Sonny2299
      @Sonny2299 3 года назад +3

      @@JohnnyPork82 he dead

    • @_edoyt
      @_edoyt 3 года назад +1

      @@JohnnyPork82 really?

    • @JohnnyPork82
      @JohnnyPork82 3 года назад +2

      @@_edoyt si patrona

    • @konami1979
      @konami1979 3 года назад

      @@_edoyt He died last year.

  • @gusbirkbeck5814
    @gusbirkbeck5814 5 лет назад +1452

    and I knocked a horse out, enough Miami for one day

    • @cmh9932
      @cmh9932 5 лет назад +9

      When I gave this comment a thumbs-up it had 305 likes..... What r the odds lol.

    • @OppenChad
      @OppenChad 5 лет назад +1

      Miami man

    • @jesusbarucramosromero2898
      @jesusbarucramosromero2898 5 лет назад

      haaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @cdx873v
      @cdx873v 5 лет назад +1

      Pure legend

    • @smokum0
      @smokum0 5 лет назад +1

      Florida man strikes again

  • @dailamoc
    @dailamoc 3 года назад +247

    He's not a billionaire but he absolutely knows how to enjoy life.
    RIP, Mr. Miami.

    • @ks9825
      @ks9825 3 года назад +3

      Did he recently pass?

    • @tamimhasan3084
      @tamimhasan3084 2 года назад +3

      @Prime Minister Blackface So who got all his rich and property?

    • @KOMODO_7
      @KOMODO_7 2 года назад +1

      @@flouncy301nanny *with Shrek's Face

  • @MadEastern
    @MadEastern 5 лет назад +4959

    He's not even 60 but talks like a 100 year old man

    • @superb3at
      @superb3at 5 лет назад +263

      But he did enjoyed that 60 im sure

    • @1000-r3g
      @1000-r3g 5 лет назад +64

      Thats because you would give 100 of your years for just a day of his years ;oPP

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 5 лет назад +119

      1000
      You want to be him? Let me punch you in the mouth, at least you will start talking like him 😂

    • @1000-r3g
      @1000-r3g 5 лет назад +4

      @@margaritam.9118 *Lol*

    • @chargermopar
      @chargermopar 5 лет назад +39

      That's what cigarettes do to you. Well along with all the other substances...

  • @zack50fiftyfree75
    @zack50fiftyfree75 4 года назад +1222

    When they have to put English subtitles over someone speaking English

  • @paco9831
    @paco9831 5 лет назад +6068

    This man is 30% cocaine
    20% botox
    10% sugar daddy
    5% stroke
    25% criminal past
    and 300% flex

    • @Jitterboi_
      @Jitterboi_ 4 года назад +23

      Francisco Bernal Sanguino I wanna be him!

    • @gregoryambres1897
      @gregoryambres1897 4 года назад +42

      His ears are enormous.

    • @rikibarman9137
      @rikibarman9137 4 года назад +41

      @@gregoryambres1897 thats for overhearing conversations xD

    • @ara292005
      @ara292005 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @uiv2323
      @uiv2323 4 года назад +4

      hahaha hahaha so fucking funny

  • @sameerhinduja7357
    @sameerhinduja7357 3 года назад +67

    He is such a helpful man, uplifting struggling college students wanting to make ends meet.

  • @ivobarreiros6537
    @ivobarreiros6537 5 лет назад +1473

    He doesn't snort cocaine, HE IS COCAINE... "80's cheesy transition again"

  • @bunny.thebest9103
    @bunny.thebest9103 5 лет назад +2273

    He sounds like a lost brother of Sylvester Stallone

  • @MiniMotoAlliance
    @MiniMotoAlliance 5 лет назад +1241

    “They give me their youth. Excuse me, who’s using who?”
    Play on player.

    • @pickypuck9486
      @pickypuck9486 5 лет назад +6

      drowninginnothingnes just like every other play boy don’t claim they are playboy

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 5 лет назад +16

      Doesnt everyone involved gets what they want Here?

    • @DooRstoper
      @DooRstoper 5 лет назад

      That's hilarious

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 5 лет назад +38

      @Carlos Rodriguez unfortunately, all his sloppy seconds will get older and realize they are trash now and how all the good & real guys are taken; so they'll go 100mph trying to find someone before they die. Which ends up being some beta incel to reproduce with and then it starts all over again.
      Circle of life.

    • @joemomma707
      @joemomma707 5 лет назад +6

      Carlos Rodriguez well, he is paying for it so fuck it. He isn’t forcing anyone.

  • @kyoukushinkaiacc5873
    @kyoukushinkaiacc5873 3 года назад +138

    "Hundred Thousand here, Hundred thousand there, It's pockey money. In return they give me their youth. Excuse me? Who's using who?"
    What an absolute Chad

  • @suchhun
    @suchhun 3 года назад +2778

    Such a humble guy letting homeless girl stay with him. 😍 bless him

  • @vpmotors9529
    @vpmotors9529 5 лет назад +1574

    "How much coke do you snort per day?"
    "Yees"

    • @okalsdi
      @okalsdi 5 лет назад +31

      "Half as much as in the night" xD

    • @Lemarick28
      @Lemarick28 5 лет назад +5

      All day every day🤣 it was the 80's😤😤

    • @007Variable
      @007Variable 5 лет назад

      okalsdi lulz

    • @johansamazon3949
      @johansamazon3949 5 лет назад

      All of them

    • @jadan8434
      @jadan8434 4 года назад

      Well...i think he dous a bit hehhehe😛

  • @donshahzam
    @donshahzam 4 года назад +2026

    "I can only deal with one at a time"
    Literally, the very next line was
    "I created a jacuzzi for 10 people"
    wut

    • @argiebaslot521
      @argiebaslot521 4 года назад +68

      "And here's a shower which can fill 5 girls"

    • @noahjacobs5039
      @noahjacobs5039 4 года назад +1

      Gavin Simon what’s your point

    • @maniacreigns5929
      @maniacreigns5929 4 года назад +1

      And a shower for 5

    • @onee
      @onee 3 года назад +1

      @@noahjacobs5039 That it's bs.

  • @sikespiegel9583
    @sikespiegel9583 3 года назад +152

    Normally I wouldn't listen to people bragging about their lives but this guy, I'd pay to hear his stories. RIP Anwar Zayden.

    • @amenyonas3865
      @amenyonas3865 3 года назад +5

      When did he die

    • @amenyonas3865
      @amenyonas3865 2 года назад +2

      @Mark Salvatore tnx bro

    • @fromzerotospyro
      @fromzerotospyro 2 года назад +1

      @Prime Minister Blackface you can tell he had many health issues since in the video he said he is 60 and looked like 80

    • @JohnSmith-dm1wo
      @JohnSmith-dm1wo Год назад +1

      How do you know all this

  • @Chad.greenwood9
    @Chad.greenwood9 5 лет назад +671

    He lost me me at at "the horse was hitting him with it's CLAWS "

    • @sm8645
      @sm8645 5 лет назад +16

      Chad Greenwood so he punched it and knock the HORSE out

    • @andychauhan6544
      @andychauhan6544 5 лет назад +9

      This guys Rambo.

    • @damontan4749
      @damontan4749 5 лет назад +1

      And somehow he is more successful than your worthless self lol

    • @chadtalon
      @chadtalon 5 лет назад +4

      @@damontan4749 cool story bro 🤦‍♂️

    • @george4407
      @george4407 5 лет назад

      Stutter there boi

  • @GhostkillerPlaysMC
    @GhostkillerPlaysMC 4 года назад +4487

    Lol something about this dude running an “art” business in the 80s in Miami sounds off to me hahah

    • @852internationalconnect
      @852internationalconnect 4 года назад +462

      Let me tell how he got rich and all the fame you see he played a very simple game. Cause every single picture frame he send was filled up with cocaine

    • @GhostkillerPlaysMC
      @GhostkillerPlaysMC 4 года назад +139

      @@852internationalconnect Yeah I was thinking something along those lines

    • @levhdv2117
      @levhdv2117 4 года назад +61

      ghost no pun intended

    • @giovannygallardo692
      @giovannygallardo692 4 года назад +4

      🤫😂

    • @iruquoi88
      @iruquoi88 4 года назад +146

      No, explained how he made his money and maintained his influence/power. I GUANTEE you that house is/was filled with cameras/microphones recording all major people of influence with women and some maybe underage girls. He even shows you his safe where he “protects the pictures of royalty”

  • @Maxxroad
    @Maxxroad 4 года назад +6924

    He looks like he's snorted half of Bolivia.

    • @emeraldsquare
      @emeraldsquare 4 года назад +106

      He has definitely done.

    • @ddagat9953
      @ddagat9953 4 года назад +30

      was that a gta IV reference?

    • @donharry20
      @donharry20 4 года назад +25

      @@ddagat9953 No. I think that should be a Ghost Recon - WIldland reference.

    • @jackbuena9983
      @jackbuena9983 4 года назад +42

      and half of Colombia.

    • @bananaempijama
      @bananaempijama 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @lavaunjohns7796
    @lavaunjohns7796 3 года назад +156

    Although this man is not someone I could likely tolerate for more than a day, I like the fact he understands he's buying the young girls who hang around him. No illusions that he's actually attractive to them. He's a little boy who never wants to grow up and there's nothing wrong with that. But I'll take a man with substance over money any day. In my 20's and 30's, I had several very wealthy men ask me to marry them. I didn't love them. I ended up falling in love and marrying my mechanic at age 34 and have no regrets. Even though we both must work to live it is a life worth living.

    • @oscar1081
      @oscar1081 3 года назад +13

      Respect

    • @asain_kidevil2441
      @asain_kidevil2441 3 года назад +3

      That's why your poor lol
      I mean I am aswell

    • @troll2637
      @troll2637 3 года назад +17

      @@asain_kidevil2441 better be poor than living a life full of regrets. Especially if that regret involves others. That sucks.

    • @lavaunjohns7796
      @lavaunjohns7796 3 года назад +11

      @@asain_kidevil2441 Ah, but I'm not poor. My parents taught me at a young age that I didn't need a man to be financially comfortable. If I wanted a million dollars I could make it myself and I listened.

    • @erikbudrow1255
      @erikbudrow1255 3 года назад +4

      Good to hear there's women out there that are for real. It's honestly really hard for me to trust women, so your comment means a lot. Thanks.

  • @politicos2182
    @politicos2182 4 года назад +1514

    Are we just going to ignore the fact he said that the horse had “claws”?

    • @inahaze8737
      @inahaze8737 4 года назад +57

      Chris Pomeroy and that he knocked it out cold

    • @Eire-
      @Eire- 4 года назад +21

      It was a Horse Bear ffs

    • @DreamMoneyGang
      @DreamMoneyGang 4 года назад +8

      and then the transition

    • @jetoler7379
      @jetoler7379 4 года назад +9

      How about the fact that he knocked out the horse?

    • @nickizcool20
      @nickizcool20 4 года назад +10

      It was a true story. It’s in the book.

  • @lindseysloan8735
    @lindseysloan8735 5 лет назад +689

    He is the human equivalent of Miami. He is a walking Miami.

    • @Distant_Static
      @Distant_Static 5 лет назад +5

      Of the Miami stereotype maybe.

    • @hypebeast1232
      @hypebeast1232 4 года назад +2

      Lindsey Sloan well he said ”I’am miami” so i geuss so

    • @GeneralCondom
      @GeneralCondom 4 года назад +1

      Well Miami is a shit hole so I see the resemblance

    • @777jones
      @777jones 2 года назад +1

      He Miami’d life to the fullest.

    • @hushni
      @hushni 2 года назад

      he is miami.. he saif that already

  • @Jacob-r4w
    @Jacob-r4w 5 лет назад +880

    "It's going to make me look like a playboy"
    "I'm really not, you know?"
    "I can only deal with one at a time."
    ~~Scene 1 second after~~
    "In here I created a jacuzzi for 10 people."

    • @beyonceknowles3996
      @beyonceknowles3996 5 лет назад +34

      HLNinja ‚and here 5 girls can shower at one time‘

    • @melvinleechenglee
      @melvinleechenglee 5 лет назад +3

      He’s sense of humour 😂

    • @miriamschiro1773
      @miriamschiro1773 5 лет назад

      He could only have one at a time or so he says but keeps showing pictures of himself and showing himself with more than 2 woman at a time 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @archangelz558
      @archangelz558 5 лет назад

      Exactly what i was thinking, i headed for the comments right after that statement to see who commented it

    • @I.Odnamra
      @I.Odnamra 5 лет назад

      @@miriamschiro1773 he meant in the bedroom.

  • @johnnyrocket6588
    @johnnyrocket6588 3 года назад +79

    “Hundred thousand dollars here, hundred thousands dollars there….you know it’s pocket money”

    • @Bombclizzy
      @Bombclizzy 3 года назад +5

      “You know what I get in return?.. their youth...”
      -Lestat from the movie “Interview with a Vampire”

  • @reggyreptinall9598
    @reggyreptinall9598 5 лет назад +1354

    Sounds like he no longer has any sinuses. Wonder why

    • @adrianmorales252
      @adrianmorales252 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @JonathanoQo
      @JonathanoQo 5 лет назад +24

      Lmao 🤣 I was thinking it was the Miami weather , I was wondering about his inability to move his jaw 🤔

    • @Leo1239150
      @Leo1239150 5 лет назад +4

      Jon Noodles botox maybe

    • @eastbayivxx510
      @eastbayivxx510 5 лет назад +1

      👃👃👃👃👃

    • @ITRIEDEL
      @ITRIEDEL 5 лет назад

      Corn Holeium yea no shit... who wouldn’t?

  • @codebebop
    @codebebop 5 лет назад +210

    “They give me their youth. Who’s using who?” Truer words have never been so on point. Lol 😂

    • @miriamschiro1773
      @miriamschiro1773 5 лет назад +1

      codebebop actually they using each other

    • @ussishkingang7194
      @ussishkingang7194 5 лет назад

      codebebop both are wrong

    • @challow90221
      @challow90221 5 лет назад

      Lavender Honey wow, when you put it like that...money is.

    • @faraqkul
      @faraqkul 5 лет назад +2

      @Jeff B shutt the fk up

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 5 лет назад

      Lavender Honey
      Protective behaviour? It’s money, you idiot.
      He was super hot in the 80s, though. so women would fuck him even penniless.

  • @IrvinTime1989
    @IrvinTime1989 4 года назад +584

    "100k here, 100k there, that's nothing, it's pocket money. You know what the girls give me? Their youths.... Excuse me, who's using who?! "
    Damn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @albertparish1729
      @albertparish1729 4 года назад +7

      He's such a dickhead being so flippant about his money when there are people less fortunate than him that are literally starving as he speaks though.

    • @smilespergallon4642
      @smilespergallon4642 4 года назад +32

      Albert Parish so then why are you watching it? So you can make an ignorant comment like this? This guy is just chilling, why don’t you get a second job and help the needy.

    • @albertparish1729
      @albertparish1729 4 года назад +10

      @@smilespergallon4642 you don't know a second thing about me. and my comment is not ignorant. there are people starving out in the world so it should be considered disgusting and selfish to own that much money and use it on richass bullshit instead of doing good with it, let alone proudly brag about it online for the whole world to see

    • @smilespergallon4642
      @smilespergallon4642 4 года назад +24

      Albert Parish I see this is all new to you so I’ll tread with caution. Firstly, I never said I knew you. And whilst there are people/areas out there that need aid. I personally, can’t believe athletes get payed more than doctors. However, for you to feel a type of way watching this video, is just unjust on your part. What you said isn’t wrong, but maybe just the wrong place. For example, Canada Goose and Nestle, they have so much backlash but yet they continue to grow as a companies. They could cut world out world hunger together alone, but yet...? If you’re looking for saving, watching videos about Miami Vice is not where it’s at.

    • @sonnycalzone7784
      @sonnycalzone7784 4 года назад +6

      Albert Parish boo fucking hoooooo ...being rich isn’t a crime you bozo ! Wahhh wahhhh he has too much money there’s poor ppl who should get some of his with none of the work

  • @allaboutjapan-q7j
    @allaboutjapan-q7j Год назад +7

    When girls see a 50+ year old man working a 9-5 job with 20+ year old they saw eeew. But when it’s a 50 year old billionaire they suddenly say “your so lucky I wish I was in that boat”. Oh what a world. I’m glad this man is living his life without regrets and he’s full of life!

  • @kyngchalah8550
    @kyngchalah8550 4 года назад +981

    "They give me their youth" powerful statement

    • @Fivessssss
      @Fivessssss 4 года назад +82

      Kyng Chalah “who’s using who?” Was powerful statement as well

    • @kitkat3479
      @kitkat3479 4 года назад +56

      Yes, that’s why they say the youth is wasted on the young. We don’t know the value of it. To him it’s priceless.

    • @shebastinson7813
      @shebastinson7813 4 года назад +7

      @baggabliss correct

    • @Johnnysthunder
      @Johnnysthunder 4 года назад +11

      Vampirism is legit

    • @Boxing187
      @Boxing187 4 года назад +6

      brenden stubblefield if you had money you would do the same.. the hAte is real

  • @iRoLLeD
    @iRoLLeD 5 лет назад +1786

    He at least knows that his money is the only reason why the girls are there...

    • @richardsalzmann7946
      @richardsalzmann7946 5 лет назад +165

      Im sure it wasnt the case back then when he was young tho

    • @Oneslurps
      @Oneslurps 5 лет назад +29

      @Andrey Oliveira to bad your hair's gone though

    • @pratapsinghrana28
      @pratapsinghrana28 5 лет назад +9

      Oh yeah 😀 MONEY CAN BUY ANYTHING BUT NOT "LOVE"

    • @pratapsinghrana28
      @pratapsinghrana28 5 лет назад +3

      @@richardsalzmann7946 nope, it was his success why people ran after him

    • @liggmabawls5634
      @liggmabawls5634 4 года назад +4

      Mira Z and being broke won’t satisfy hunger or empty my balls. What’s your point

  • @letherg1235
    @letherg1235 4 года назад +616

    "Im not a playboy, I'm really not"
    literally 5 seconds later
    "I installed a shower head that can shower five girls at once"

    • @dustinsykes2671
      @dustinsykes2671 4 года назад +1

      LetherG I was looking for this comment fr tho😂😂😂

  • @The_Youtube_Winner
    @The_Youtube_Winner 3 года назад +18

    "100,000 dollars there, 100,000 dollars here, in return they give me their youth. excuse me but whos using who?" so true. this is what it must be like to be rich lmao

  • @Enkii777
    @Enkii777 5 лет назад +373

    a mix of Scarface, Sylvester Stalone and Steven Seagal

  • @hallway7095
    @hallway7095 4 года назад +1285

    “I can only handle one at a time”
    “and in here I have a shower head that can shower five girls at a time”

    • @NigelRedding
      @NigelRedding 4 года назад +6

      I didn’t want to like this comment simply because 69 likes was fitting. I am now number 70.

    • @tfvynkchang2500
      @tfvynkchang2500 4 года назад +2

      don't forget the jacuzzi for 10 people

    • @je-sonmarioalpuerto2085
      @je-sonmarioalpuerto2085 4 года назад +2

      I think all those girls will just fall in line after the first one there goes the second one

    • @sixstringbluesify
      @sixstringbluesify 4 года назад

      The beauty of Vice fooling you with their prestaged entertainment.

    • @jj70098
      @jj70098 3 года назад

      You can fit 10 girls in the jacuzzi

  • @MG-dx4dm
    @MG-dx4dm 5 лет назад +1395

    "I can only handle one at a time."
    "...shower head that can shower five girls at a time."

    • @ajproart2
      @ajproart2 5 лет назад +45

      While they take turns...

    • @bigmike1547
      @bigmike1547 5 лет назад +12

      Forreals, bathtub that can hold 10 people, fuuukoutaheerrr

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 5 лет назад +7

      @@bigmike1547 a 10 people jacuzzi makes me think a kinds of debauchery is going on vs so called one woman at a time

    • @dapurofficer7934
      @dapurofficer7934 5 лет назад +3

      He talk the talk like his good friend Mr. Trump... You can go with 5 - 6 girls on the bed... but only one shot you can hit at a time with the lucky one...

    • @GodSpeed1105
      @GodSpeed1105 5 лет назад +2

      Hoes on hoes... on hoes...
      On Hoes.

  • @edjack1993
    @edjack1993 3 года назад +56

    It is great to see someone so in love, with himself.

  • @nickizcool20
    @nickizcool20 4 года назад +1809

    “I can only deal with one woman at a time” next scene: and here, “I can shower 5 woman at once, and fit 10 woman in the jacuzzi.......” he totally gonna be in GTAV or 6. EDIT-Thanks for the likes guys! If you want to “check” my channel I’ll “check” yours back!!! I actually subscribe to all my subscribers. Hope you have a great day! -oh and I survived corona virus!

    • @synapsesuicide4372
      @synapsesuicide4372 4 года назад +7

      He IS going to be the next Gta villan he's got all the makings, he's over the top enough, flexs enough and most importantly sounds like he puts a Kilo of Bolivian Marching Powder up his nose every day 🤣🤣

    • @synapsesuicide4372
      @synapsesuicide4372 4 года назад +2

      @BDom Yacht or Shipping container size? 🤣

    • @hiatuz3512
      @hiatuz3512 4 года назад +2

      Lmao good catch I was in the trance my gate keeper was allowing it all in lol

    • @chillz2573
      @chillz2573 4 года назад +5

      GET PUMPED GTAV 6??? U know the V is 5 right?

    • @nickizcool20
      @nickizcool20 4 года назад +1

      Chillz yes bro! I put V6 because he might be in GTAV AND 6 (which is why I put V and 6) rockstar wanna milk dlc for 7 years straight...So I put V and 6 just in case! Lmao 😂

  • @dogwiththeteeth3135
    @dogwiththeteeth3135 5 лет назад +930

    Men, this is why you need to love and take care of your daughters.

    • @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050
      @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 5 лет назад +17

      We do you narsasistic basterd

    • @massacrene1
      @massacrene1 5 лет назад +18

      real talk

    • @dogwiththeteeth3135
      @dogwiththeteeth3135 5 лет назад +26

      @@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 its "Bastard" spell my name right you boomer

    • @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050
      @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 5 лет назад +9

      MidnightBastard sorry fuck face ohh did I offend your stupid snow flake feminist ideals that fight for equality but are really fighting to put men on the back foot so go fuck yourself

    • @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050
      @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 5 лет назад +6

      MidnightBastard ohh too scared to reply now I thought women were strong and equal

  • @bryan1687
    @bryan1687 3 года назад +2751

    This guy has actually lived the greatest life of all time, imagine being a playboy in Miami in the 80’s

    • @filipe977
      @filipe977 3 года назад +179

      And yet today he still looks for satisfaction ...

    • @somerandomguy8725
      @somerandomguy8725 3 года назад +22

      @Lindy T i just realized, isnt this the guy charlie harper XD

    • @kjohnson954
      @kjohnson954 3 года назад +5

      ​@The Moon I'd argue that you can have both, although it'd be a lot harder once you find yourself being driven by those "pleasures"

    • @kjohnson954
      @kjohnson954 3 года назад +7

      @The Moon Again, you can have both. I, for one, get pleasure from eating watermelon. Are you saying that being happy would preclude me from eating watermelon again?

    • @AutodidactEngineer
      @AutodidactEngineer 3 года назад

      @Kanye East shut up you freaking casual

  • @hisokamorow8388
    @hisokamorow8388 2 года назад +4

    RIP, passed away in May of 2020. Long live Mr. Miami!

  • @iloveporkandchicken4718
    @iloveporkandchicken4718 5 лет назад +667

    Say what you want about the guy, but you can't say this video isn't entertaining to watch lol!

    • @michaelmccarthy4615
      @michaelmccarthy4615 5 лет назад +17

      These are interesting people that we all know exist, just never had a documentary on them. Why not. They are probably much better known locally.
      Give them an international spot it...

    • @crankypipo
      @crankypipo 5 лет назад +11

      He is indeed hands down - an ALPHA. Nuff sed.

    • @FlamingoVlogs
      @FlamingoVlogs 5 лет назад

      ilovepork and chicken 🤪🤪🤪

    • @missmicheleo
      @missmicheleo 5 лет назад

      This video was not entertaining to watch

  • @TheTerminator1919
    @TheTerminator1919 4 года назад +480

    Imagine him and Sylvester Stallone having a convo

  • @Flipperwi715
    @Flipperwi715 5 лет назад +581

    I feel like I caught a STD by just watching this video.

    • @ygcmgc5320
      @ygcmgc5320 5 лет назад +5

      Yes weird women despeeate

    • @rawgab4439
      @rawgab4439 5 лет назад +2

      lol...You probably did Papi ...;)

  • @xxfannatickxx2191
    @xxfannatickxx2191 3 года назад +6

    5:23 when you're so strong that your biceps flex the other way.

  • @BrittanyRamone
    @BrittanyRamone 5 лет назад +591

    “I’m really not a PlayBoy. I can only deal with one at a time.”
    *”And in here is the jacuzzi I built for 10 people. Oh and then I put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time.”*

  • @jhh70
    @jhh70 5 лет назад +136

    I remember seeing him on TV in the late 80's, he was smart and used every contact he got. He started a framed art business and used that to get into the decorating business. He knows how to hustle.

    • @Ephizia
      @Ephizia 5 лет назад +23

      Also was conveniently based in Miami through the eighties, and had lots of power. Probably some white powder somewhere connected as well.

    • @Aaronelliott847
      @Aaronelliott847 5 лет назад +21

      Lol he was selling coke allot of it the picture frame stuff is a front

    • @JoShiestyy
      @JoShiestyy 5 лет назад +19

      You actually believe this narcissistic cokehead got all of his fortune from that framed art business horseshit? Obviously that's just a facade from his coke business

    • @jp8649
      @jp8649 5 лет назад +3

      @@Aaronelliott847 I didn't even think of that, but you're totally right! Art dealing has a HUGE problem with laundering.

    • @randyjohnson9772
      @randyjohnson9772 5 лет назад +2

      When u work for wealthy people's u get rich

  • @DRealDetective
    @DRealDetective 2 года назад +1

    "Excuse me
    Who's using who"
    I extremely loved that Lineeeee

  • @HeretiCflow
    @HeretiCflow 5 лет назад +1582

    When your plastic surgeon accidentally injects Botox into your tongue.

    • @Shoultes
      @Shoultes 5 лет назад +13

      Man thanks.lmao I couldn't figure it out and you nailed it.

    • @mao-y8w
      @mao-y8w 5 лет назад +2

      lolol

    • @puneetchauhan7164
      @puneetchauhan7164 5 лет назад +27

      Actually is cause of the excessive coke use

    • @katiepower4798
      @katiepower4798 5 лет назад +1

      lmfaoooo hahaha love it

    • @teachyou9779
      @teachyou9779 5 лет назад +1

      Now thats funny.

  • @AraaMunoz
    @AraaMunoz 5 лет назад +937

    Okay but he didn’t show us the room where he stores the coke.

    • @alyi2500
      @alyi2500 5 лет назад +28

      I like Sprite myself

    • @reggyreptinall9598
      @reggyreptinall9598 5 лет назад

      Why do u have subscribers if u dont have a channel????

    • @alyi2500
      @alyi2500 5 лет назад

      @@reggyreptinall9598 why is water wet why is the sky blue how come I can beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out after 30 years of playing

    • @reggyreptinall9598
      @reggyreptinall9598 5 лет назад +5

      @@alyi2500 water is not wet, u see blue due to the wave length of that color which is also most predominant color in the sky, and your just special

    • @alyi2500
      @alyi2500 5 лет назад +5

      @@reggyreptinall9598 you actually had me until you said water is not wet

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 3 года назад +1500

    In the end where he explains how woman misinterpret their dynamic with him, “who’s using who?,” is genius and sad at the same time.

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 3 года назад +5

      Why is it sad

    • @adrianrapier5053
      @adrianrapier5053 3 года назад +75

      @@gregh5061 because they are getting hundreds of thousands of dollars and hes just living his youth

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 года назад +8

      @@ZogTheStartrucker 🤣🤣🤣

    • @signity5540
      @signity5540 3 года назад +4

      Read that as he said it

    • @ubaidbutt9709
      @ubaidbutt9709 3 года назад +12

      @@adrianrapier5053 nope. It's an exchange. He's not living his youth he's gettin' laid

  • @MSFT81
    @MSFT81 3 года назад +1

    "I have **in my safe** pictures with royalty..they had a good time with me"
    The safe: 2:55
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timfredrickson3889
    @timfredrickson3889 4 года назад +966

    “Excuse me, who is using who” this guy is a lot smarter than he seems I think.

    • @high5compliments45
      @high5compliments45 4 года назад +73

      With this comment you look more stupid as he looks😂

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 4 года назад +47

      He basically admitted to being a douche

    • @kkrzionisten6662
      @kkrzionisten6662 3 года назад +5

      Yeah your youth you can get back, money you can.

    • @thebeast9869
      @thebeast9869 3 года назад +13

      Yeah its just his voice people expect him to stop because he's getting older but i say go ahead guy's living his best life

    • @natenate4525
      @natenate4525 3 года назад +5

      @@omairsh8 beta male

  • @josuevargas6372
    @josuevargas6372 5 лет назад +812

    "I can only handle one girl"
    " And i put a shower head that can shower five girls at a time."

    • @LucasDZurita
      @LucasDZurita 5 лет назад +22

      paused the video and scrolled down to find this comment

    • @WillyWokkel
      @WillyWokkel 5 лет назад +3

      1 girl at a time when you have 5 in a row 1 for 1 easy

    • @TylerDurden-bb8lw
      @TylerDurden-bb8lw 5 лет назад

      His selection criteria is: She who showers the sexiest!

    • @adrienmarchetti1303
      @adrienmarchetti1303 5 лет назад +4

      That’s called a funnel. 5 in a shower, only in the room at the time. So 4 are constantly waiting.

    • @lospaisasoriginal5454
      @lospaisasoriginal5454 5 лет назад +2

      @@adrienmarchetti1303
      thanks i will use that new word to describe it from now on ....

  • @aliq7280
    @aliq7280 3 года назад +448

    I laughed when he said he met Sylvester Stallone, cause he literally talks like him.

    • @daweller
      @daweller 3 года назад +12

      The creepy thing is, his speech was quick and more succinct before he met Sly...

    • @NiñoVincenFernandez
      @NiñoVincenFernandez 3 года назад +18

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @technitz
      @technitz 3 года назад +1

      @@daweller lol

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 2 года назад +4

    I can’t decide whether this man is sleazy or incredibly genuine with a sense of humour and self awareness. 50/50.

  • @Tekzoned
    @Tekzoned 5 лет назад +380

    Ok, now we want a full season of "I'm Miami"

    • @th3n04h
      @th3n04h 5 лет назад +5

      I thought this was an episode of the "Florida Man ... " series

    • @chakfungcheung3318
      @chakfungcheung3318 5 лет назад +4

      @Ahmad Sheikh-Ali If your life is only about net worth and Instagram followers, it would be pretty sad. He is enjoying his life, and that's all matters. Moreover, by partially staying out of the spotlight, he still enjoys respect and admiration from people, but would stay way from trouble like scandals and annoying paparazzi.

    • @hussein6173
      @hussein6173 5 лет назад

      Would be boring as shit tbh. This guy doesn't even seem charismatic or popular at all. He's basically a slurring old guy with 5 prostitutes around him and that's it.

    • @Tekzoned
      @Tekzoned 5 лет назад

      @@hussein6173 Not only about him, but a GTA/Vice style series with intresting characters 👍

    • @ollac3758
      @ollac3758 5 лет назад +1

      @@hussein6173 you sounds envy.
      Do it if you can

  • @joshuabrown7034
    @joshuabrown7034 4 года назад +644

    "I can only deal with one woman at a time"....." Here's a jacuzzi I invented that holds 10 ppl and this shower can fit 5 girls"

    • @nine4617
      @nine4617 3 года назад +5

      Maybe that's part of his age. In the past, he was Dr. Orgy, now, he goes one at a time in that bed.

  • @CapnCody1622
    @CapnCody1622 5 лет назад +455

    This is just a video from 40 years in the future of Dan Bilzerian.

    • @harshgautam97
      @harshgautam97 5 лет назад +15

      How young do you think Dan Bilzerian is?

    • @JohnCrichton
      @JohnCrichton 5 лет назад +29

      Honestly, I don't think Dan will live that long. Maybe I'm wrong, but he strikes me as a guy that will die in a speeding accident or a drug overdose or something.

    • @YeshuaDisciple916
      @YeshuaDisciple916 5 лет назад +8

      @@harshgautam97 I get what he meant. However, in 40 years Dan will be 78 years old. He's already 38, so it would be half of the 40 years from now

    • @henrygobblesag1815
      @henrygobblesag1815 5 лет назад +6

      Can y'all just take a joke lmao..

    • @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724
      @jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724 5 лет назад

      Right

  • @ssultan_nn
    @ssultan_nn 3 года назад +2

    "It's gonna make me look like a playboy. I'm really not, you know? I can only deal with one at a time."
    "In here i created a jacuzzi for 10 people."

  • @2treez65
    @2treez65 5 лет назад +811

    I can't hate, he's doing way better than me

    • @PersuasiveEuthanasia
      @PersuasiveEuthanasia 5 лет назад +6

      The American dream

    • @henriquept1224
      @henriquept1224 5 лет назад +53

      @Zero Cool it helps alot thought

    • @6to1
      @6to1 5 лет назад +11

      Just be born a model and move cocaine into Miami during the 80's... Boom, millionaire.

    • @MoonChild-po9du
      @MoonChild-po9du 5 лет назад

      Poor boo I want to tell you a secret
      Shhhhh just smile you are beyond beautiful you are blessed

    • @superscaredcorncutt1202
      @superscaredcorncutt1202 5 лет назад +11

      @Zero Cool There was a article about how thats bullshit and rich people are just as happy if not more, which makes sense since you have less financial worries, you can take better care of your health ie higher quality meals, time to exercise with a professional trainer and talk to mental health experts to workout any issues you have

  • @richardphysician5640
    @richardphysician5640 5 лет назад +195

    "Who's using who? They're giving me their youth." I wanna hate this guy but he's not wrong.

    • @Gorrash
      @Gorrash 5 лет назад +42

      They're getting paid, he's getting laid, everybody is happy

    • @RahulYADAV-iy8ix
      @RahulYADAV-iy8ix 5 лет назад +3

      Bingo

    • @Dakkaroni
      @Dakkaroni 5 лет назад +5

      Hate him for what?

    • @Pro-dd4dv
      @Pro-dd4dv 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao its mutual no strings attached

    • @I.Odnamra
      @I.Odnamra 5 лет назад +5

      It's not hate. It's jealousy. It is what it is.

  • @MrEazyE357
    @MrEazyE357 5 лет назад +825

    Absolutely positively nobody:
    Anwar: I knocked out a horse

    • @medicmason
      @medicmason 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah. Haha. Just a normal tuesday right

    • @Jointfreund
      @Jointfreund 5 лет назад +1

      Pretty impressive tho 😂

    • @coastalheights3574
      @coastalheights3574 5 лет назад +7

      Only thing this guy has knocked out is a bag of blow

    • @miltonmaria5085
      @miltonmaria5085 5 лет назад

      Jajajajajajajaja

    • @HokiePitcher22
      @HokiePitcher22 5 лет назад +1

      Lol. I imagine he brings that story up to random people on a daily basis.

  • @MONSTERSHINIES
    @MONSTERSHINIES 3 года назад +1

    "I'm not a play boy, I'm really not"
    "OH here I put a shower head that can shower 5 girlst at a time"
    @3:20 lol?

  • @tonygonzalez305
    @tonygonzalez305 4 года назад +289

    If Sylvester Stallone and Hugh Hefner had a son this would be him

    • @am33x
      @am33x 4 года назад

      LMFAO

    • @damienijzendoorn7276
      @damienijzendoorn7276 4 года назад +1

      :P hahahaha that's freakin funny dude

    • @hs6736
      @hs6736 4 года назад

      How are you so sure they didn't have a son 😏

    • @motojc
      @motojc 4 года назад

      Rogelio Gonzalez more like cousin

  • @alwynlouis4371
    @alwynlouis4371 4 года назад +374

    The way he sounds , I think the horse story was the other way around .

    • @lungulet
      @lungulet 4 года назад +9

      Ha ha ha! Good one! You are funny!

    • @juliuscrister
      @juliuscrister 4 года назад +10

      The boy was hitting him and the horse went in and kicked the boy unconscious?

    • @futureshock7425
      @futureshock7425 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @ChuckNorris-gw2wh
      @ChuckNorris-gw2wh 4 года назад

      10/10 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @robbykiller2323
      @robbykiller2323 4 года назад

      S.A.V.A.G.E .......u r a legend

  • @bigdaddy6965
    @bigdaddy6965 5 лет назад +362

    "Do you own any airplanes?"
    Turns his head to show his ears
    "I am an airplane"

    • @saulramirez6117
      @saulramirez6117 4 года назад +4

      Lmfao!!!! Underrated comment

    • @hamzamahmood9565
      @hamzamahmood9565 4 года назад +6

      That's so fucking hilarious

    • @gmm5938
      @gmm5938 4 года назад

      Yall can "bully" him as much as you want youll never be a 5fth part of what he now is and prolly die as a forgotten loser still he may have a real airplane

    • @stanhirt
      @stanhirt 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @dutchvanderlinde4492
      @dutchvanderlinde4492 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Pingaplastica
    @Pingaplastica 3 года назад +28

    He's like a dollar general version of razor ramon

  • @sheepdog1102
    @sheepdog1102 4 года назад +868

    I’ve never heard of this guy, but he is definitely in love with himself.

    • @jayrider2726
      @jayrider2726 4 года назад +11

      I thought Fabio the butter man was to much for himself, this guy must be his older brother.

    • @mrsobelek
      @mrsobelek 4 года назад +19

      Wouldn't you be? the guy has everything, he does not have a single care and he is aware of it

    • @LilSmut
      @LilSmut 4 года назад +1

      Richard Metz he’s allowed to tho

    • @kostar500
      @kostar500 4 года назад

      I hope your comment does not mean he is a narcissist

    • @hiimhunter7649
      @hiimhunter7649 3 года назад

      @BlazeTrail 1269 truthfully i don't think that's the worst thing because if you think about it the person who should get along with you the most is yourself granted thinking your amazing and everyone wants to have sex with you is narcissistic but seeing as you only want to sleep with a girl version of your self it's more selfcest

  • @gtaforevr
    @gtaforevr 5 лет назад +670

    Who is using who?
    Ngl that was a good ending.

    • @CapnCody1622
      @CapnCody1622 5 лет назад +34

      Right. At least he knows.

    • @jessyvoss8863
      @jessyvoss8863 5 лет назад +8

      Blake Masterson if he got it like that, he got it like that

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 5 лет назад +21

      Blake Masterson I don’t even know what to think about this as a woman.... I mean I suppose could say that at least he’s not in denial as to why they’re there.... he obviously has a clear arrangement with them and neither party has any illusions as to what that is. 🙄 Honesty is best I guess.

    • @Tuxy79
      @Tuxy79 5 лет назад +1

      Jen Tuesday I dig your last name.

    • @twdjt6245
      @twdjt6245 5 лет назад +2

      Sardonic Poet and it’s my real last name too 😂

  • @audrasupernova
    @audrasupernova 5 лет назад +504

    He looks like one of the hot dogs on the rollers at gas stations.

  • @RaYMannSuperFLY
    @RaYMannSuperFLY 3 года назад +9

    "They give me youth!"
    Quote of a wise man ;)

  • @enioqirko367
    @enioqirko367 5 лет назад +324

    This guy looks like the love child of Sylvester Stallone and a vampire

    • @BIGT-tg4gu
      @BIGT-tg4gu 5 лет назад +4

      He looks like a cheap wax work of de Nero

    • @abhishektripathi7586
      @abhishektripathi7586 5 лет назад +1

      Bro that's so funny

    • @BK-dv3hh
      @BK-dv3hh 5 лет назад +1

      Enio Qirko 😂😂😂😂

    • @Drtirath
      @Drtirath 5 лет назад

      Enio Qirko lollolololol

  • @harkriz415
    @harkriz415 5 лет назад +2152

    This guy's entire life has been a mid life crisis

    • @b0zay
      @b0zay 5 лет назад +6

      AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

    • @purplenemo6956
      @purplenemo6956 5 лет назад +1

      True....

    • @geraintrickards8966
      @geraintrickards8966 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GRV_93
      @GRV_93 5 лет назад +32

      I rather live his life than be out in some shitty place in a city or out in the mid west.

    • @BK-dv3hh
      @BK-dv3hh 5 лет назад +1

      harkriz415 lmfaooooo

  • @motojc
    @motojc 4 года назад +1353

    Only 60s? The guy talks and moves like he’s in his 80s. Years of cocaine plus hormone drugs will do that to you

    • @AntonioGomez-hy3oh
      @AntonioGomez-hy3oh 4 года назад +63

      motojc did you see him dong calisthenics? People that can jog at 60 are considered healthy and he is way past that. He seems to be in decent shape whether he is into drugs or not

    • @motojc
      @motojc 4 года назад +91

      Antonio Gomez no I have not. His body is jacked but I think his speech manner and movement look like a much older man. Very slow.

    • @AntonioGomez-hy3oh
      @AntonioGomez-hy3oh 4 года назад +30

      It’s just the way he talks. Have you seen Sylvester Stallone. Exactly the same

    • @motojc
      @motojc 4 года назад +24

      @@AntonioGomez-hy3oh I actually just checked out a Stallone 2019 interview. His movement was much more youthful. And SS always talked like he's been hit on the head too many times:) But this guy, I would say he's a well preserved 80s. Not a young 60s.)

    • @AntonioGomez-hy3oh
      @AntonioGomez-hy3oh 4 года назад +3

      motojc at most I’d say 70s but fair enough

  • @jerrybrown3801
    @jerrybrown3801 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yall killed it with the soundtrack at the end of the video👍👌🏿

  • @paxpolaris1134
    @paxpolaris1134 5 лет назад +331

    Nobody:
    Anwar: My house keepers shave my whole body...all of It.

    • @maketacos99centsagain
      @maketacos99centsagain 5 лет назад +2

      That's normal right?

    • @topoftheline8751
      @topoftheline8751 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂🌈🌈🌈❤❤❤😂😂😂

    • @elguerokabron
      @elguerokabron 5 лет назад +11

      The “nobody” is sneaky vice reporters that ask him stupid question then edit it out to make him sound like a nutcase all because he plays young hoes who try to play him, and this is bad because vice feminist reporters say so.

    • @raeesrajput810
      @raeesrajput810 4 года назад

      0096891586022

  • @hungrytapir
    @hungrytapir 5 лет назад +297

    Theres so much botox i couldnt understand when he talks

    • @evandoh
      @evandoh 5 лет назад +111

      Thats the decades of heavy cocaine use voice, and he smokes cigs.

    • @elsd1517
      @elsd1517 5 лет назад +13

      That's not botox, that's blowsine 👃

    • @JucoskiGetnuked
      @JucoskiGetnuked 5 лет назад +68

      bro he lived each era from miami, even the 80's, he snorted more coke than you eat sugar

    • @tronable
      @tronable 5 лет назад +3

      May I ask how many languages you speak?

    • @nonofurbusiness2001
      @nonofurbusiness2001 5 лет назад +2

      JucoskiGetnuked This is hilarious.

  • @doca8792
    @doca8792 5 лет назад +313

    “I can do everything, except think and talk”

  • @sundalongpinoy8100
    @sundalongpinoy8100 2 года назад

    Vice: What do you think of this man?
    Me: Mumble.

  • @Flared.
    @Flared. 5 лет назад +279

    He’s like Sylvester Stallone’s rough draft