Bert's Birthday On A Private Jet - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- It was Bert Kreischer's birthday again which means Tom Segura had to get him an outrageous gift that tops the jet ski Bert got Tom. So naturally Tom decided to charter him a private jet for the weekend.
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When Ole Tommy breaks the "4th wall" and tells all us poor folks "fuck you get your rent covered" I Laughed so fking hard I damn near choked. Some of the funniest guys to ever live!
An instant certified hood classic.
Ole Tommy boy and Barrette Krashner are the best. I hope Bran Krishnaw doesn’t get any backlash for this one, lord knows Brunt Klieaschner doesn’t need any more controversy..
I’m going to fucking shit myself so fucking funny
It was gold. He got a point. They both worked hard for them to afford sh*t. Let them have it.
I always watch them but I rarely laugh
It's a compulsive form of amusement but I don't class it as comedy
Bert should get tom an all access/ backstage access tickets to a Garth Brooks show. See if he can get a picture before getting ejected.
Tom won’t make it out alive.
That's where Garth selects his victims, Tom should probably get self defense lessons from his friend Steven first
@@lenny6485 hire Seagal as a bodyguard for the Garth Brooks show :D
I almost spit out my soup. That's funny!
Why doesn’t this have more likes 💀
"anti aircraft carrier gun" lol thats a big gun to take down a whole ship lol
That’s a long way to say torpedo
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed he misspoke. It's funnier that way though.
Lmao I know right haha I was just gonna comment that same thing, and good luck getting that thing into California lmao
Typical Brent
You beat me to it
"Anti-air craft carrier gun" wow. Just incredible.
Man, I’m a day late 😂😂
I think Bert said an anti carrier gun at one point. That's gotta be one big ass gun.
I'm piss poor and this is funny as hell. Two hard working guys splashing the cash on each other, two fuming wives.
Love from the 🇬🇧
The best part is that it's money they earned together and there wives really can't say shit. Haha
@@BenderTheBoiler exactly, don't know how anyone could hate about it. Pair of Legends.
He didn't make his money off of other people's labor, like CEOs or billionaires
are you kidding me. these morons, lol, are saving them a fortune
10:07 thanks, Tom. For a moment there i nearly forgot how shit my life was imagining private jets with surround sound and unlimited salmon.
Tom's going to end up getting like a used helicopter from Bert 😂
Used helicopters are really cheap as you have to change most parts at 1200hours of use
used!!? for 100k try one blade! ... helicopters are in the millions
There are actually cool Turbine helicopters called Mosquito XET for like 50k 🤣
@@GG-jq9hb you crying luaghing over that? the single pilot and his bag need to be under 247lbs... bert nor tom are riding in the xet... its a toy not a real machine 1.2 -15 mil for a basic helicopter ... only goes up from there
@@badtostada6123 who tf are you and why are you leaving a comment to me
You do realise my comment was directed at the main comment above and was simply me stating there are actually helicopters out there for under 100k
Omg at the end.. "u poor people just let us have our fun".. by far the most i laughed in a long time hahah much love from IRELAND ☘☘☘☘
This conversation is so relatable...
Private hand to hand combat training by Steven Seagal for Tom. That would be the most epic gift.
$100k wouldn't even cover the craft services and Just For Men costs.
That would be great. Tom would choke him out then we could see him shit himself on the podcast.
i fucking love tom staying grounded 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was too good! lol
They should consider doing demotivational speeches. “Fuck you, get your rent covered.” Would make a great finishing quote at the end.
Bert needs to pay the $100k for a private Garth brooks concert at Toms house where he makes eye contact the whole concert then Tom shows Garth his torture dungeon and they get to talk shop.
Who’s bert? You mean Brandt? Otherwise known as Bernt Krearshaw?
“Talk shop” made me die laughing
Waaaay more than $100k for a private Garth concert.
It's a cider, an early morning beer. I love the fact that like actual thought was put into what beer to serve in the morning, that's a great hotel 😁
Which is odd cause I do not think of Cider beers when i'm trying to decide what beer to drink in the morning.
I mean it's a Four Seasons, lol
I loved when Tom was looking at me, thanks for the acknowledgement
These guys are the bomb!
Yes, have your fucking fun boys. We only live once. Don't regret these fun times the 2 of you have. Y'all are so hilarious, uplifting and fun to listen and watch y'all's podcasts and y'all's specials on Netflix 🤣😂♥️
Y’all heard??
Y’all already know what the fuck goin on
Send Tom to Space!!! The added bonus of Tom ending every argument with I've been to space. Then walking away would be great.
'Fuck you guys, this jet is costing me a hundred thousand dollars.' Genius
7:55 the hat in the front with 2B1C and Tom slamming omg that’s genius and hilarious 🤣
I'm currently living with my dad because I can't afford rent where I live and the last minute of this clip made me laugh so hard I had to take a shit afterwards 😂😂
I’m literally struggling to pay rent, and laughing my ass off at the last minute and a half of this vid.. quit being so sensitive people!! 🤣🤣
Damn man same. Gotta laugh though
"Ayyy, fuck you too, Tom" 😂
You can still afford internet so your not that broke.
@@dannygreen5477 that's a pretty r-worded take in 2021.
It’s a Cider, an early morning beer 🤣🤣🤣
Lol "anti air craft carrier gun"
These dudes are comedic gold 😂😂😂
"Tell better jokes and you could live like this too" with Tom's dead pan. Lmao. Thanks for the content. Most of this world is horse shit. You guys are rad.
I was just thinking this is rich people problems and Tom looked right at me and said Fuck Off! Love you guys!
The Ariel Atom starts at 79k and is as close to a street legal F1 style car as you can get. The most fun Ive ever had in a car.
FART CHRYSLER pleas buy Tommy Jean Segal an ariel atom. Sitting shot gun I felt my face melt off. I wanna see Racist Bert shirtless at 110mph with every force of physics moving his stomach into millions of directions.
Def think the new Corvette would a great option aswell
Honestly tom would love the ariel atom, bert should def consider it
Yes it's a great choice for Tom, but let's not rob the English gentlemen of their chance to recommend this to him at premo rates. Good day to you, cheerio old chap.
Except Tom would have to cut like 50 lbs to fit in it.
When I see Tom and Bert do stuff like this I just sing that Rob & Big song “let me tell you bout my beeeeeeestfrieeeeeeeend!!!”
That last squeeze of air from Burts lungs before “scene” was the funniest noise I’ve heard in my life.
Happy Birthday Birt Kreitzler!!!, Alles Gute.
Trying to figure out how to get my kids Christmas but glad you and bert are living your best life 😆 🤣
WTF?? These guys h
Worked
the ending is legendary!
“Everyone was like, ‘This is great, Tom.’ Shut the fuck up.”
I don't give a shit if you hate barts comedy , tom and birth have the funnest friendship. So wholesome .
Bert's a hundred percent saying "a hundred percent" in the thumbnail 🤣🤣
This is one of those 'mo money mo problems' situations lol y'all are awesome tho
Bert’s Australian British accent is 10/10
Hilarious. I ain't mad at you. Live it up boys! We all would.
2 of the best pals.
Screw the haters. Express your man love with reckless spending.
haha, that was funny as hell 😂😂
the ending was the best lol
The fucking grade A cackle from the crew in the back round is what makes it
Isn’t it fun to see people that worked their asses being able to do awesome & fun stuff for their friends? I think so🤘
I can't imagine how fun it would be to watch this live as a crew member 🤣
6:00 the fucking crew dying 🤣💀 that would definitely be me if I worked for these dudes. Just constantly cracking tf up
Hey yo, this has gotta be coming up soon again😂😂😂
Love you guys! 😅😅😂😂
"f you and get your rent covered". Best. Advice. Ever.
This show basically has a laugh track
I hate the cackling dorks.
It does
At this point their wives don't even bother trying anymore. They've stepped out of the boys birthday pissing match. XD
Yeah F the haters bro, you work hard you play hard!, Right 💯✌️
He should buy Tom a trailer park. Make him a slum lord...lol
lol Bert doing an english accent sounds exactly like Tom Hardy playing Alfie in Peaky Blinders
I luv you guys, thanks for the laughs 🇦🇺🦘✌️🐶🌄🐾
damn Tom i hadn't even thought about it till you told me how poor i am lmao
Love this, can’t live it, but I do love it. Hope that some day I can fly my buddy to wherever in a private jet, just because he/she would love it. Live large!
I love that Bert thinks a cockney accented guy is posh.
Well, guess cars were not off the table lol. 2 Bears Racing baby.
A wallet.
🤣
Anti aircraft carrier gun!! Now that is a gun lol
It’d be so awesome to have enough $ to spend 100k on an outlandish present for my best friend. You guys are awesome.
Just like Brett: "well, Legendary had a plane with a bedroom in it..."
Love the friendship. It's fun to watch Tom watch Bert do his thing. We all enjoy it. Cheers.
“Fuck you..get your rent covered “…,Hahahaha
Nice to have something like this that people can relate to.
Does everything have to relate to your own experiences?
Bert should take one of Tom's cars to a shop. Could easily spend less than 100k.
I love their freindship
Don't ever fire Nadav.
Like when he laughs,omg,it's wonderful and fun. Him laughing at Bert's antics and when Tom gives the camera that "Look".
Part of the reason I watch 2 bears is to hear Nadav laughing at the 2of you😂
Lol, his laugh always sounds so derisive and condescending to me.
Relatable content
What a thoughtful gift
Why does it look like Burnt is about to say “ A HUNDRED PERCENT” in the thumbnail 😂
Happy birthday Bert!
Anti-aircraft carrier gun. Bert has such a way with words.
They'll get to a point where they'll have to get expensive, but immensely funny gifts to top it, they can only escalate the price for so long
A fucking wallet!?!?! Divorce her.... 😂
Anti-Aircraft Carrier gun…….priceless Bert.
I can not wait for The Machine movie
This would be the best buddy comedy movie starring these two
Hilarious 😂😂😂
the guys cackling in the back are the killer part of this show lol
I saw the trailer for bert hosting a new show and I got so happy
Bart in the sky, on a plane? Dig it
When Tom said "struggling to pay rent" I felt that.
Haha we all did bruh
Somehow nadav is still their biggest fan … lol his laughter in the background is legendary
I hate his laugh, which somehow makes it funnier 😂
@@patrick6213 absolutely hahaha 🤣
Leather helmets, goggles, flowing silk scarves... Bert's big hairy back. Water balloon bombing runs on targets in the desert! Huh?!! You know it sounds like sick fun!
Why was the concierge British 😂❤️
Give the laughing guy a raise.
A Wallet?............. Oh Lee Ann,what a clever omen for Divorce.
9:10 Bert: “Everyone is in the jet enjoying it. They like thanks Tom. I’m like f you guys this jet costing a 100 000$ (at tom next birthday)”
what the heck is with all the laughter in the background?
I'm never going to recover from this
who is shaming them for spending their money? If anything I want to see how far they'll go.
Amen
Bert needs to get him an elephants
"Nobody in breaking into my house if I have a anti-aircraft carrier gun." --Burnt Chrysler
Anti-Aircraft carrier? Those called torpedo's.
Ram TRX for Tom’s house in Austin. You’re welcome Bert!
I feel personally attacked.
happy birthday blitz kreig!
I know Tim and Bart have hit it big, but I'm not sure they can afford to continue one-upping these gifts for each other every year.