The Man Behind The Curtain Appears I have countless hours in Skyrim since release. And for some reason all my characters ever eat or keep in stock (food) is cheese. Ever notice there not a single bathroom/toilet in Skyrim. 😂
crazy! I always start off grabbing glowing mushrooms and blisterwort straight form the go (blacksmith potions). Usually 2 of my houses/homesteads have the greenhouse wings and I load up (those 2, canis roots, snowberries for starters)
Imagine being a bandit playing dead after he watched you kill all his friends, and then you feel yourself being put down on some logs at a lumber mill, all of a sudden you’re able to see all of the provinces of Tamriel
Hey, I discovered something that I don’t think you have covered yet. When the graybeards teach you whirlwind sprint just after you learn the first word (or second word depending) if you have a dragon soul available you can quickly go into the magic menu and use the soul to unlock it. This will make it it so that when Borri gives you his knowledge of the shout he will actually teach and unlock the next word in the shout. This can also be done when Partysnacks teaches you fire breath.
As a game designer I can assume, that those logs do not disapear, but rather move to their initial location so the player can cut them again. The "move" word is quite important. Logs do not teleport there, they move with very, very high speed, and that's why they can push objects with that much of a force. I may be wrong, but I think that it would be the easiest to do it this way.
a bit late here, but yeah, objects MOVE at very very high speed, it easier that way than applying a destroy code on the object and another code to spawn another copy of that object everytime. Its "optmized" that way xD
Funny thing with J'zargo is he isn't lying. As it stand's, he's the highest level vanilla follower that you can recruit, health stands at 717 (Highest of all followers), maxed out Destruction, Restoration and Illusion skills, and oddly enough; maxed out Heavy Armor and One-Handed skills.
@@wolf9423 did you just like not read the comment at all?.. that's exactly what he fucking said... "highest level vanilla follower that you can recruit".. Are you blind? ignorant? or just really that dumb?
The reason vegetable soup let’s you infinitely power attack is because you can power attack as long as your stamina isn’t at exactly 0. Even if you have the tiniest sliver of stamina left you can still power attack. Since vegetable soup is constantly giving you stamina, you always have that tiny sliver.
Patrick Hoskin It was said the next game takes place 6 years later after the events of Skyrim in Hammerfell. And it’s likely to play the Dragonborn again in TES6, so if he woke up in Hammerfell, he’s in trouble
ElfSam I don’t think I want to play the Dragonborn again. I really didn’t like being the sole hero. But rather the man who was behind the hero. The thuum was extremely powerful. Too much so given the first shout is able to push people down often making falling damage fatal.
When it comes to essential npcs, I always loved how they handled it back in Morrowind. "Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created." Such a great line.
I believe the change that started in Oblivion was because of essential NPCs being killed by bandits or animals when traveling between towns instead of only the PC being able to kill them. If they're being killed by a troll on the other side of the map reloading probably wouldn't change anything.
@@danielhart5242 That's what the protected function in skyrim is for. NPCs that can be downed by npcs but only killed by the player. Its a good idea and it even (usually) works.
I’ve been playing this game for years and I never realized that You just don’t eat food much in vanilla. I never even bothered with food until I tried survival
@@teacup4561 I grab all the food I see every time I play, and just visit a cooking fire every time I see one. It's basically free health potions. I've never tried survival.
@Jokester my man have you heard of Arthmoor's alternate start mod? Its basically needed unless you want to bore yourself by playing the intro scene again. Bore yourself quicker than normal that is
Can I just say, the guy who voiced Orthorn did a great job conveying the feeling of going from, "I'm saved!" to "Did I just get sold to someone as a test subject in exchange for some books?"
You tell me, that I can paralyze someone for years and eventually catapult them in the heavens?! I guess Nazeem would see the *real* Cloud District on my next playthrough . Edit: This is ALOTTA LIKES! More than my stock of Sweetrolls
I used to say that to random strangers, usually at a place gamers might gather, just to see their reactions. That quote gives me whiplash though back to when i used to do DB quests
I was just playing Skyrim yesterday, and I had my new favorite random encounter story. I was approached by a student, who wanted help practicing to enter the college of Winterhold. I agreed to help, and he asked me to cast ward so he could practice casting. Sure, why not? I cast ward, and he started casting. He was doing fine, and then Serana shivs him. He died instantly.
I love the Fortify Alchemy Enchant loop. I use it in tandem with the mod that lets you grow any plant in your hearthfire garden, get a bunch of Jarrin root, and make the deadliest poison known to Tamriel - enough to kill any enemy in the game with one hit.
IF YOU use fortify alchemy potions to create enchanted items to increase alchemy, you can also create enchanted gear with high smithing engancement stats, and create gear that does one hit kills without any poison... I learned this early on. My swords and bows and armor basically do one hit kills without poison... The weapons are already powerful, but add the enchantment to armor that increases damage, and the damage is super high.
@@methyou6622 yeah I always just made 3 items with the looped enchantments potion. A fortify alchemy, carry weight, an smithing. With those 3 things you've basically break the game, especially carry weight and smithing
@@methyou6622 I broke one of my play throughs using the loop. All the jacked up stats remained on the Dragonborn no matter what gear I put on him. Plain fur armor had a 1 gazillion armor rating. I could one shot anything with and iron sword. I could blacksmith an iron sword, sell it for infinite gold and level speech from 15 to 100 instantly. Legend speech. Sell another sword. Repeat. I did that to level 170 or so then deleted that playthrough because it was just ridiculous. I learned it’s no fun being Godlike.
just a small correction to something Nate said: the perk for Master level destruction spells isn't required for J'zargo's unique dialogue option. you need the Master *or* Expert perk
There’s a spell in the apocalypse mod called entomb which lets you “capture” a single npc. Essentially it stores that npc underground. Next time you cast it, they’re released where you are. I entombed Maven, went as far out to sea as possible, released her then hit her with the super paralysis potion. To this day she’s still a frozen statue somewhere out in the ocean.
And if she does come out of it, she has quite the swim ahead of her. Once back and if she tries to hire the assassins guild to take care of you, it would be a great video of her finding you run it now, lol.
I think Apocalypse is the mod that has one of my favorite spells... a Banish spell that works on NPCs. I used it to send Nazeem to one of the Daedric Hells.
Always played this game story wise. Straight forward. Never knew there’s so many features I missed in Skyrim. Kinda cool to follow random people and just see there usual life. Makes the game way more immersive than I originally thought
“People usually join the college of Winterhold very early in the game.” Me, a two handed heavy warrior who didn’t join until level 52: well yes, but actually no
What a dumb fucking way to use a dumb fucking meme... you arent funny, pal and definitely the farthest thing from clever. Did you think that if you wrote some dumb comment meme shit that the 10 year old tards would be like "lolsorandum hurrhurrdydurr he said the thing! Like like like. Meemee are funny" ..fuckin hell... all your comments on this channel are the same too. All you know how to do is write meme comments.. what a sad sad life.
Timothy Trex3 You really took the time to write an essay attacking a month old comment I took probably 10 seconds to post and then said I’m the one who has a sad life? I wasn’t trying to be funny ever heard of shitposting? Do you have nothing better to do?
For the lumber mill thing, it’s called Part Caching. The basic principle is instead of creating & destroying objects, you simply send it off into the distant realm to be recycled later. Bullet hell games do this & a lot of open world games too. It’s more performance friendly to move the object away and Re use it than to create and destroy instances. It’s pretty cool to see it in action via dead bodies
And Nazeem. I'd probably move his body around afterwards. Place him inside the Skyforge. Or in a chair at Baalgrufs "house". Hell, why not put him on the roof or something. Giving him a real taste of the cloud district once he wakes up again.
The thing about sawmills that always got me was watching a single person pick up one of these huge logs and set it on the cutting boards with no effort whatsoever. For me it's one of the biggest 'suspension of disbelief' breakers in the game.
That already happens in my game without my help. I've had Dragon skeletons seemingly drop out of the sky upon entering walled cities, other people and animals falling out of the air wandering around Skyrim.
The amount of flying mammoths I've seen is stupid. Not to mention dragon skeletons love to fall on my head. The funniest is when I watched a giant LAUNCH a bandit, and then I saw him land about 7 mins later. My follower did that dialogue every character does "what happened here?" "there's been a murder". The skyrim space program is a truly magnificent thing indeed.
@@lacytaylor1501 Still though imagine chopping wood in front of your house, and you see some dude flying through the sky... even worse imagine if it landed near you... that would be one hell of a mess... imagine how much blood and viscera there would be. Not to mention the funeral.... try explaining how some dude killed someone put him on top of some lumber and he just gets thrown in to the stratosphere.
Nate : there’s something else you can do at the wood mill. Me : please say “run on the water wheel like a hamster!!! Nate : when the wood is cut.... Me : *disapointment
What's really fun is when you start and they want you to go talk to the Jarl, don't. Wander off. Go do something else. Zero dragons entire game. Get to super high level then go do it and get swarmed with dragons. It's fun lol
I recall one time I was in Sovengard, just before the fight with Alduin, I managed to fling the three Nordic heroes off into the sea. About ten seconds later, the three of them reemerged from the mead hall, but they were frozen in a T-pose, and face down on the ground. It was quite odd, seeing them glide along the ground to their positions, turn their bodies around to each other for their speaking parts, and then shout into the floor for the remainder of the actual fight. Sadly, I couldn't get Tsun to join them on the ground. Oh well.
yeah it does, TheSpiffingBrit has a series about making insanely powerful weapons out of wooden swords, forks and knifes and then using them on enemies
Use them on boots to increase carrying capacity, you never will run out of space ever again. Same can be done with a necklace of health, ring of magic or even stamina. You become God!
If you leave orthorn entirely and finish the rest of the college quests, he just randomly shows back up at the college sometime in between. I just noticed that and don’t know why. Maybe it’s a glitch, or you’re really “supposed” to free him even though it says optional.
Correction about J'Zargo's thing, you only need to have the Expert Destruction perk to get J'Zargo's extra line of dialogue, not the Master perk, I've done it before
About corpses and lumbermill : If you put a corpse perpendicular to a wood log and activate the lumbermill, you can actually impale the corpse on the lumbermill
BRO! I HAD MY SKYRIM LOADING SCREEN UP WHILE I WATCHED THIS, AND IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE THAT MY MUSIC, AND THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OF THE VIDEO WAS IN SYNC!
Something sick I found out, if you are a high elf and have thalmore wizard clothing, you can walk past most of the guards in the Diplomatic immunity quest, you can even talk to the guards. Once you get into the second building however, the one you’re not supposed to be in, they will Agro so start sneaking from there.
Clearing out War Camps was always a good way to level up your Werewolf and Vampire Lord perk trees. But the constant self reviving Captain was always an annoyance
Nate, I'm not sure if you still do these, but I just found some tiny details that might be interesting. After Stormcloaks win the civil war, killing Penitus Occulotus isn't illegal, and if you lure Commander Marro out of the P.O. outpost, Stormcloak guards at Dragons Bridge will come to your rescue. Next, if you go to the Thalmor Embassy in a Penitus Occulotus uniform after completing the main quest, Thalmor do not attack you. They may make snide remarks, but they will not attack you unless you attack them. However, even if you change back to any other clothes/armor before going anywhere, any location with Stormcloak troops will attack you, as if word traveled that you're a traitor. These details suggest the writers intended the Empire really was powerlessly subservient to the Dominion, and these happen even if you complete the alternative quest "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" instead of joining them.
5 Things you probably didn't know you could do, Episode 1: You can blend in with the Aldmeri by playing as a High Elf! Episode 21: You can break the game!
He's already talked about most of these. He's like a subreddit. Posts something, then waits a few months, maybe a year and then says it again with the excuse "Oh i said this like a year ago so I'll say it again."
Something strange with Orthorn, on my latest play through I decided to rescue him. Then several in game days later I was at the college and he was following me around with a scornful look. After a while be charged, saying "I'm sick of you!', and attacked. It happened so quickly I barely caught it...my follower was very efficient in dispatching the danger.
There are several items with the vegetable soup effect, for example Crab Bisque. There is also a MUCH quicker and better fortify enchanting loop in the game. Create a potion of fortify restoration (while you have some items equipped to improve alchemy). Drink the potion, unequip and re-equip the items and repeat. This will strengthen the items alchemy improvement. each time you do it, they get stronger. After only a handful of repeats of this process you will be able to create IMMENSELY powerful potions for anything. A few days ago I created some Fortify Alchemy potions so powerful that drinking just one took me from level 16 to level 100 alchemy (after I'd made it legendary to take it back down to 16), earning several perk points in the process! Be careful though, this will spoil your game by making everything far too easy. Nice to play with though and you can always simply stop using the super potions and items you create this way and simply return to your normal game.
Haha, got to love the alchemy-enchanting loop. I confess, I used that in conjunction with console-commanding in some jarrin root. Let's just say "One Hit Kill" became a thing swiftly.
On the Xbox 360 if you hold a torch and CLICK the sprint button you can keep running even when you’re you’re out of stamina. But it can get a little glitchy like not letting you turn a certain way while you’re running or keeping you locked in sprint until you jump (theirs more to get out but jumping is the easiest) and if you don’t have a Xbox 360 still give it a try and see if it works unless you play on an Xbox one or higher that doesn’t work
Loved the tip about vegetable soup, reminded me of sprinting "exploit?" Where you use etherial shout and then sprint with out draining stamina. Had to mention it.
I've had the same character for most of my skyrim life... he's a khajit Male, "solid" dark gray fur, blue eyes, and (with a mod) daedric armor of a blue glow instead of red. His name is J'Karr and is level 157. I am very proud of this.
i saw someone with a "few" mods for skyrim, one of those many increased shout range by a shit ton, another gave a few extra shouts, one of which paralyzed everything in a radius. and somewhere he had that paralysis set to be permanent like you have here... anyway he basically just wiped everyone in whiterun. none killed but they couldn't move. and when he went to showcase how to get an unlimited shout build that gave you no cooldown on shouts he had to use commands to remove and re add the npc's he needed for the quest line that gave him access to the required gear he needed.
Imagine being paralysed for years, unmoving, unsavable, fully conscious. Internally screaming, begging for death. Not even the fall from being catapulted into orbit by the woodcutting machine can save you.
I have made hundreds of characters and only main quest line 4 times. Beat dragonborn dlc once and have never fully beaten dawnguard on either side. Dont plan on that staying unbeaten for long
Had to chuckle at the fortify enchanting loop section cus i jus imagine Spiffingbrit watching from the background and being like 'yes yes perfectly balanced just as todd intended' while sipping his yorkshire gold.
I purposely make it and have have only used it a 3 times for a real reason. I also rarely use shouts as well feel a little overpowered with them. I am not complaining though ice form really helpful to stop from getting one shot by a marauder on expert. I am level 23 and have 140 health. Also I fall about 12 feet and get killed WT****
i usally never replay a game after im done with it but skyrim is one of those where i keep coming back and starting anew ive replYed this game 3 times and im currently doing my 4th playthrough i know 4 playthroughs is proobably rookie numbers for most fans but i have never in my life replayed a game even once so 4 for me is a world record
Did you know that Aela is an essential NPC, but you can still sacrifice her at the altar of Boethiah? But some time after I did that, I had a random encounter of the Companions fighting a Mamoth, and Aela was alive again. But then she was bugged.
“Convince the dovakiin to eat a little bit healthier” *my dovakiin who hasn’t eaten a single thing since release day: T.T
Sameeee
Yea but cheese
I ate a sweet roll
The Man Behind The Curtain Appears
I have countless hours in Skyrim since release. And for some reason all my characters ever eat or keep in stock (food) is cheese. Ever notice there not a single bathroom/toilet in Skyrim. 😂
Who needs food with max Restoration?
I put at least 400hours into this game
Might have crafted like 5 potions that whole time
pff, 400 hours? noob
crazy! I always start off grabbing glowing mushrooms and blisterwort straight form the go (blacksmith potions). Usually 2 of my houses/homesteads have the greenhouse wings and I load up (those 2, canis roots, snowberries for starters)
Literally same... But for some reason I still collect every single alchemy ingredient I come across 🤦♀️
Alchemy trader: *So, you’re an alchemist then.*
Brenton: *No I just wanna get rid of all these pointless ingredients*
@@TrickyTalon23 ha ha ha I keep EVERYTHING stashed in the bag right next to the alchemy table in my homestead, like hundreds bc I make so many potions
Imagine being a bandit playing dead after he watched you kill all his friends, and then you feel yourself being put down on some logs at a lumber mill, all of a sudden you’re able to see all of the provinces of Tamriel
Imagine being paralyzed for years and forced to fly like a dragon.
@@Atrophy yeah, even better way to take out essentials. Paralyze for 50+ hours, and drag over to a mill. Let loose!
This just gave me an idea… use 1000 netch jelly to paralyze yourself on the log pile, and fling yourself across Skyrim
@@Dewelwield1010 now I wanna try that
Might even be able to see Akavir
Delphine: Kill Paarthunax
Dragonborn with paralysis poisoned sword: You are no longer ‘essential’
Screw the Blades
😂😂😭 couldn't agree more
Delphine can kiss my dragon born butt for killing partysnacks
I killed him for the lulz
@@jolinkarrick8532 you have committed a crime against Skyrim and her people COME ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES
Hey, I discovered something that I don’t think you have covered yet. When the graybeards teach you whirlwind sprint just after you learn the first word (or second word depending) if you have a dragon soul available you can quickly go into the magic menu and use the soul to unlock it. This will make it it so that when Borri gives you his knowledge of the shout he will actually teach and unlock the next word in the shout. This can also be done when Partysnacks teaches you fire breath.
PARTYSNACKS LMAO
Damn wish I knew this earlier
My favorite Npc is partysnacks
Fuck
Partysnacks
As a game designer I can assume, that those logs do not disapear, but rather move to their initial location so the player can cut them again. The "move" word is quite important. Logs do not teleport there, they move with very, very high speed, and that's why they can push objects with that much of a force. I may be wrong, but I think that it would be the easiest to do it this way.
a bit late here, but yeah, objects MOVE at very very high speed, it easier that way than applying a destroy code on the object and another code to spawn another copy of that object everytime. Its "optmized" that way xD
Considering the launch, yeah
@@robertoferraz5282 what if you stand on the logs?
@@DaveCrowley depending on the game physics you could be launched in the air hahaha
Funny thing with J'zargo is he isn't lying. As it stand's, he's the highest level vanilla follower that you can recruit, health stands at 717 (Highest of all followers), maxed out Destruction, Restoration and Illusion skills, and oddly enough; maxed out Heavy Armor and One-Handed skills.
I don't know if he does it since the beginning, but when he's practicing he also uses paralyze, an expert alteration spell.
He's actually a follower, after some missions you can help him with his scrolls and then when you test them he can join you and he's so op
He also levels indefinitely with the character if I remember correctly.
@@wolf9423 did you just like not read the comment at all?.. that's exactly what he fucking said... "highest level vanilla follower that you can recruit"..
Are you blind? ignorant? or just really that dumb?
@@trod146 holy shit why are you so angry. like who took a pee pee in your cereal o.0
Orthorn: "You could, you know, let me out of this cage now."
Dovahkiin: *leaves*
Orthorn: "All right, then."
Yep. Thats what happened.
@@grilledleeks6514 Indeed!
Emil Stoltz
He was useless anyways
@@neko281 HIS BODY WAS WEAK!!!
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The reason vegetable soup let’s you infinitely power attack is because you can power attack as long as your stamina isn’t at exactly 0. Even if you have the tiniest sliver of stamina left you can still power attack. Since vegetable soup is constantly giving you stamina, you always have that tiny sliver.
"Hey, you. You're finally awake. The dragonborn hit you with a fork 5 years ago and you've been paralyzed ever since."
Patrick Hoskin
It was said the next game takes place 6 years later after the events of Skyrim in Hammerfell. And it’s likely to play the Dragonborn again in TES6, so if he woke up in Hammerfell, he’s in trouble
Plot twist: this is the beginning of the next game. You wake up in prison probably too.
"Same as us. And that Theft over there."
I knew that dragonborn was looking forky
ElfSam
I don’t think I want to play the Dragonborn again. I really didn’t like being the sole hero. But rather the man who was behind the hero.
The thuum was extremely powerful. Too much so given the first shout is able to push people down often making falling damage fatal.
When it comes to essential npcs, I always loved how they handled it back in Morrowind. "Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created." Such a great line.
What happens if you keep playing though
@@okalright3941 The main quest can't be completed. You can still do other quests that don't involve that npc.
@kitschy.critter Oh yeah, it does. I think it forces a reload though and wont let you continue with a failed main quest.
I believe the change that started in Oblivion was because of essential NPCs being killed by bandits or animals when traveling between towns instead of only the PC being able to kill them. If they're being killed by a troll on the other side of the map reloading probably wouldn't change anything.
@@danielhart5242 That's what the protected function in skyrim is for. NPCs that can be downed by npcs but only killed by the player. Its a good idea and it even (usually) works.
Btw the vegetable soup stacks. If you eat a lot of them, the stamina regenerates faster than you can lose it.
I’ve been playing this game for years and I never realized that
You just don’t eat food much in vanilla. I never even bothered with food until I tried survival
@@teacup4561 I grab all the food I see every time I play, and just visit a cooking fire every time I see one. It's basically free health potions. I've never tried survival.
Person: (Feels like they have done everything possible in the Elder scrolls 5 skyrim)
Nate: Hold my Cyrodilic Brandy
Jokester you can do smth like that with mods
Cyrodillic*
@Jokester yeah my guy you can do so many things like that with mods, not the mods in game but on nexus mods
@@metetural9140 Thanks for the correction
@Jokester my man have you heard of Arthmoor's alternate start mod? Its basically needed unless you want to bore yourself by playing the intro scene again. Bore yourself quicker than normal that is
Can I just say, the guy who voiced Orthorn did a great job conveying the feeling of going from, "I'm saved!" to "Did I just get sold to someone as a test subject in exchange for some books?"
Correction: To put Jzargo in his place you only need the Expert Destruction Perk, not Master.
Correction: to put Jzargo in his place you really only need your fists
You tell me, that I can paralyze someone for years and eventually catapult them in the heavens?!
I guess Nazeem would see the *real* Cloud District on my next playthrough .
Edit: This is ALOTTA LIKES! More than my stock of Sweetrolls
That's evil.. *I love it!*
Good Good... let the hate flow through you.
😂😂 perfect!
Perfect comments don't e.....
I dunno if it works when they are alive
*"Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis."*
IM SECRETLY A MORAG TONG ASSASSIN! I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU LIKE THE NIGHT MO- Where's that guar, those boots are ruined.
Hold guards just got a whole lot darker
I used to say that to random strangers, usually at a place gamers might gather, just to see their reactions. That quote gives me whiplash though back to when i used to do DB quests
Nazeem: “Do you visit the Cloud District very often”
1 Hour Later*
Me: Pulling Nazeems body onto logpile
Noice
Do it with a paralyze potion that has him waking up just as he gets launched into the air. *satisfaction complete*
Sending him to the real cloud district
My toughts in these comments but all together: he wakes up 5 years later in the real cloud district
Yes I've been there once do to a giant would you like to see it it's sead to be on another level
Ever since the perma-paralyze loop was discovered, Nazeem became just a little more worried in every single players’ playthrough
Just put one person in each town asleep forever and you'll have a consistent supply of blood to drink
Master pickpocket and place it on them in their sleep with the place poisons in inventory perk achieved. No bounty for doing it either
That’s horrific and brilliant.
There is no Sleeping potion or enchantment unfortunately
I was just playing Skyrim yesterday, and I had my new favorite random encounter story. I was approached by a student, who wanted help practicing to enter the college of Winterhold. I agreed to help, and he asked me to cast ward so he could practice casting. Sure, why not? I cast ward, and he started casting. He was doing fine, and then Serana shivs him. He died instantly.
This has happened to me but it was Lydia instead
I love the Fortify Alchemy Enchant loop. I use it in tandem with the mod that lets you grow any plant in your hearthfire garden, get a bunch of Jarrin root, and make the deadliest poison known to Tamriel - enough to kill any enemy in the game with one hit.
Doesn’t Jarrin Root already let you do that?
IF YOU use fortify alchemy potions to create enchanted items to increase alchemy, you can also create enchanted gear with high smithing engancement stats, and create gear that does one hit kills without any poison... I learned this early on. My swords and bows and armor basically do one hit kills without poison... The weapons are already powerful, but add the enchantment to armor that increases damage, and the damage is super high.
@@methyou6622 yeah I always just made 3 items with the looped enchantments potion. A fortify alchemy, carry weight, an smithing. With those 3 things you've basically break the game, especially carry weight and smithing
@@methyou6622 with heavy armor perks you can just be one-punch man
@@methyou6622 I broke one of my play throughs using the loop. All the jacked up stats remained on the Dragonborn no matter what gear I put on him. Plain fur armor had a 1 gazillion armor rating. I could one shot anything with and iron sword. I could blacksmith an iron sword, sell it for infinite gold and level speech from 15 to 100 instantly. Legend speech. Sell another sword. Repeat. I did that to level 170 or so then deleted that playthrough because it was just ridiculous.
I learned it’s no fun being Godlike.
"Lydia wait on those logs over there"
Why Lydia tho? Hire some random follower and get them to wait on the log. Lydia is nice
Yeah Lydia sucks use her XD
I always hire some random mercenary and have them head to the log.
I use lydia to watch my kids I cant kill her
Hehe "Death to the babysitter"
“Do you get to the cloud...” *super powerful paralysis potion* See you in 3 years, Nazeem.
Why on earth did the devs create that comment?
Amy J. Easy......to fuel hate for a character
light years
Likely for a quest that never got to see the light of day.
i did the same thing.. its beautiful!
just a small correction to something Nate said:
the perk for Master level destruction spells isn't required for J'zargo's unique dialogue option. you need the Master *or* Expert perk
New build: the sadist.
Combat style: paralyzes everyone in Skyrim
no, that is the masochist!
Christoph Steininger masochists get pleasure from their own pain, not others pain.
@@MrChristophSteininge what Vaughn said
Too many people get those terms mixed up. It's annoying
Two enchantments:
Paralyze
Damage 1 health per second for 35 years.
Let's just call this the dagger of eternal suffering.
Just recently, I had one of the people I paralyzed, “wake up” after 3 years of playing that character 😂
NO WAY HAHA
doubt
“3 years ago, tye Dragonborn out me in a paralyses hell..now, it’s time to hunt them down and kill them”
@@hyhena-gaming9986 Yet the real problem will be getting past the Dragonborn’s two and a half bonemen
Veg Soup is also epic for Vampires who don't regen health in the sun. Not for combat, but for recovery afterwards if you're not doing heal spells.
There’s a spell in the apocalypse mod called entomb which lets you “capture” a single npc. Essentially it stores that npc underground. Next time you cast it, they’re released where you are.
I entombed Maven, went as far out to sea as possible, released her then hit her with the super paralysis potion.
To this day she’s still a frozen statue somewhere out in the ocean.
And if she does come out of it, she has quite the swim ahead of her. Once back and if she tries to hire the assassins guild to take care of you, it would be a great video of her finding you run it now, lol.
whats the actual name of the mod, imma send nazeem to the real cloud district
@@Palivox Apocalypse - Magic of Skyrim
I think Apocalypse is the mod that has one of my favorite spells... a Banish spell that works on NPCs. I used it to send Nazeem to one of the Daedric Hells.
Woulda done it to Aerin, but i wanted him to watch mw f**k Mjoll, so i did it to Mjoll.
everyone who plays stealth archers: "What's a 'stamina'?"
And what is this "stamina" potion I keep finding - sells, sells, sells.
Pretty much
If you are on Legendary, it's used to slow time and load enemies with arrows and poison.
Slow time when arrow is drawn perk exists
As a stealth archer thats where most of my stats end up. More loot and better sniping.
Always played this game story wise. Straight forward. Never knew there’s so many features I missed in Skyrim. Kinda cool to follow random people and just see there usual life. Makes the game way more immersive than I originally thought
“Without it you can’t sprint,” Laughs in jumping and sprinting while in the air.
Laughs in power attack sheath shifting
laughs in stepup in...wait....wrong mod, wrong game.
Laughs in actually sprinting indefinitely.
If you take 8 or so vegetable soup, you can indeed sprint indefinitely. Don't ask why
@@saraine7985 it literally says why it works in the video
Sara masic why
“People usually join the college of Winterhold very early in the game.”
Me, a two handed heavy warrior who didn’t join until level 52: well yes, but actually no
Spaceraptor I didn’t enter Winterhold until the Dragonborn dlc brought me there and I cleared it awfully quick.
I just want to get it out of the way
I play with frostfall enabled so i dont get to dawnstar or winterhold until late 20th to early 30th levels
What a dumb fucking way to use a dumb fucking meme... you arent funny, pal and definitely the farthest thing from clever.
Did you think that if you wrote some dumb comment meme shit that the 10 year old tards would be like "lolsorandum hurrhurrdydurr he said the thing! Like like like. Meemee are funny" ..fuckin hell... all your comments on this channel are the same too. All you know how to do is write meme comments.. what a sad sad life.
Timothy Trex3 You really took the time to write an essay attacking a month old comment I took probably 10 seconds to post and then said I’m the one who has a sad life? I wasn’t trying to be funny ever heard of shitposting? Do you have nothing better to do?
Ahem, and I quote "MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!"end quote.
I like how these evolve from “here’s a fun way to one up this cat” to “would you like to play god?” In like 3 minutes
Great show of the variety in Bethesda bugs
For the lumber mill thing, it’s called Part Caching. The basic principle is instead of creating & destroying objects, you simply send it off into the distant realm to be recycled later. Bullet hell games do this & a lot of open world games too. It’s more performance friendly to move the object away and Re use it than to create and destroy instances. It’s pretty cool to see it in action via dead bodies
If I remember correctly, Skyrim actually has an instanced area that stores corpses before deleting them.
Nate: uploads this video
Literally Everyone: runs to paralize Delphine for the next million years.
And Nazeem. I'd probably move his body around afterwards. Place him inside the Skyforge. Or in a chair at Baalgrufs "house". Hell, why not put him on the roof or something. Giving him a real taste of the cloud district once he wakes up again.
SKB Artistry nah use the log glitch and send him to the REAL cloud district
The thing about sawmills that always got me was watching a single person pick up one of these huge logs and set it on the cutting boards with no effort whatsoever. For me it's one of the biggest 'suspension of disbelief' breakers in the game.
you realize there are loggers in real l8ife, right??
@@LeigonX Yes, but a logger doesn't lift tree trunks weighing hundreds if not thousands of pounds with just their two bare hands.
People in skyrim just built different
As a result of the first one, I can just imagine corpses falling from the sky at completely random locations all over Skyrim!
That sounds like it would get very messy, very quickly. That would scare the crap out of me...
That already happens in my game without my help. I've had Dragon skeletons seemingly drop out of the sky upon entering walled cities, other people and animals falling out of the air wandering around Skyrim.
I imagine bodies falling from the sky as *Hallelujah it's raining men* playing
The amount of flying mammoths I've seen is stupid. Not to mention dragon skeletons love to fall on my head. The funniest is when I watched a giant LAUNCH a bandit, and then I saw him land about 7 mins later. My follower did that dialogue every character does "what happened here?" "there's been a murder". The skyrim space program is a truly magnificent thing indeed.
@@lacytaylor1501 Still though imagine chopping wood in front of your house, and you see some dude flying through the sky... even worse imagine if it landed near you... that would be one hell of a mess... imagine how much blood and viscera there would be. Not to mention the funeral.... try explaining how some dude killed someone put him on top of some lumber and he just gets thrown in to the stratosphere.
“You can offer to give the woman Orthorn in exchange for the books, resulting in this hilarious scene:”
Ad for Mike Bloomberg.
Lol. I fucking hate these political ads.
Taxes
Sara Thul “raid shadow legends”
To be fair he’s just as stupid
Mine was Budweiser lol
J'zargo asked me If I was new to the college when I was already the Arch-Mage. What a fool.
Nate : there’s something else you can do at the wood mill.
Me : please say “run on the water wheel like a hamster!!!
Nate : when the wood is cut....
Me : *disapointment
HAHAHA
Yo I literally had the same idea🤣😂
ruclips.net/video/Pn6MFya3dIE/видео.html
5:14 “Resulting in this hilarious scene.... RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!!!”
Hahaha Imagine having ads
Civil War Commanders: Go into a paralyzing coma for years
*wakes up
“How long was I-
Wait why is everyone a rotting corpse?”
Dragonborn comes back "Oh, my bad. Let me clean up after myself" Raises them.
"Hey, you. You're finally awake."
More like a skeleton because I’m pretty sure that if you kill something it will become a skeleton in a year or so
Not including plants
missingindy Skyrim is typically cold location. Cold slows decay.
____________ o ye I forgot
I’m a simple man. I see Khajiit with wares, I suddenly has coin.
Your pic fits this comment so damn well!
you perfectly recreate the skyrim vibe man, watching your videos just makes me want to load up a new game 2 years since ive played😂
"but if you put something on the pile" and I was thinking oh maybe a cabbage or a potatoes or something.
Nate: put a corpse on top.
What's really fun is when you start and they want you to go talk to the Jarl, don't. Wander off. Go do something else. Zero dragons entire game. Get to super high level then go do it and get swarmed with dragons. It's fun lol
My favorite detail is how when the greybears except for arngeir speaks, the entire building of high hrothgar shakes
I agree. and they whisper too.
Who’s the greybears
@@commanderstorm8874 the gray beards chad fraternity
@@commanderstorm8874 high hrothgar
And how arngeirs shouts have no cool downs and hes literall 150, 10 levels away from double what the player can max at
I recall one time I was in Sovengard, just before the fight with Alduin, I managed to fling the three Nordic heroes off into the sea. About ten seconds later, the three of them reemerged from the mead hall, but they were frozen in a T-pose, and face down on the ground. It was quite odd, seeing them glide along the ground to their positions, turn their bodies around to each other for their speaking parts, and then shout into the floor for the remainder of the actual fight. Sadly, I couldn't get Tsun to join them on the ground. Oh well.
Did you know the Shout Elemental Fury if you combine that with a dagger and Sprint attacking you can go super fast across the map
That is, by all means... the Epic Yeet.
off brand whilwind sprint
So, the "Fortify Alchemy/Fortify Enchanting" exploit works with any enchantment, right? Then that means I have a shot at becoming the One Punch Man!
yeah it does, TheSpiffingBrit has a series about making insanely powerful weapons out of wooden swords, forks and knifes and then using them on enemies
One-Exploit Man.
Just get the gloves that have fist enchantment.
Use them on boots to increase carrying capacity, you never will run out of space ever again. Same can be done with a necklace of health, ring of magic or even stamina. You become God!
Genius
If you leave orthorn entirely and finish the rest of the college quests, he just randomly shows back up at the college sometime in between. I just noticed that and don’t know why. Maybe it’s a glitch, or you’re really “supposed” to free him even though it says optional.
"you name it, it will fly"
*Spends the next half hour trying to fly*
Tcl
5:16 "... Resulting in this hilarious scene"
**Cuts to Sprint Ad**
Nobody:
Random sword flying through the sky at amazing speeds
Skyrim: Damn dragons
No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even Todd Howard himself:
Nate: STORTING OFF
Bold of you to assume Todd Howard has a soul
@@ZA-mb5di hence why he's separate from the "single soul" section ;)
Lmao
What a overused and unoriginal joke but nice attempt
Spartan 1337 it’s only a nice attempt cuz ur a simp. In reality those “jokes” are not funny at all.
Correction about J'Zargo's thing, you only need to have the Expert Destruction perk to get J'Zargo's extra line of dialogue, not the Master perk, I've done it before
About corpses and lumbermill :
If you put a corpse perpendicular to a wood log and activate the lumbermill, you can actually impale the corpse on the lumbermill
BRO! I HAD MY SKYRIM LOADING SCREEN UP WHILE I WATCHED THIS, AND IT TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE THAT MY MUSIC, AND THE BACKGROUND MUSIC OF THE VIDEO WAS IN SYNC!
i love thatt aww
That’s wholesome
Bro moment
@@jazharimzahtani1757 “Bro moment” is a cursed sentence
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor bro moment
Something sick I found out, if you are a high elf and have thalmore wizard clothing, you can walk past most of the guards in the Diplomatic immunity quest, you can even talk to the guards. Once you get into the second building however, the one you’re not supposed to be in, they will Agro so start sneaking from there.
Clearing out War Camps was always a good way to level up your Werewolf and Vampire Lord perk trees. But the constant self reviving Captain was always an annoyance
"Here I go again on Elder Scrolls!
Going down the long dirt roads that only Nate knows! Like a hero I was born to fight alone!"
Nate, I'm not sure if you still do these, but I just found some tiny details that might be interesting. After Stormcloaks win the civil war, killing Penitus Occulotus isn't illegal, and if you lure Commander Marro out of the P.O. outpost, Stormcloak guards at Dragons Bridge will come to your rescue. Next, if you go to the Thalmor Embassy in a Penitus Occulotus uniform after completing the main quest, Thalmor do not attack you. They may make snide remarks, but they will not attack you unless you attack them. However, even if you change back to any other clothes/armor before going anywhere, any location with Stormcloak troops will attack you, as if word traveled that you're a traitor. These details suggest the writers intended the Empire really was powerlessly subservient to the Dominion, and these happen even if you complete the alternative quest "Destroy the Dark Brotherhood" instead of joining them.
I have always preferred Morrowinds way of dealing with essential characters. Cutting the threads of fate an all that.
"The world is fucking doomed. Well done dumbass, reload a previous save."
@@metetural9140 "or continue on this doomed world for no apparent reason"
Wait. If you kill an important character, arent you just fucked? What if you dont have a recent save? Do you just have to start a new character?
@@consentDracula for no apparent reason? You just fucking killed Vivec!
@@kin-3877 Yes, that would be the case.
J'zargo is a badass. This one took him, on a Dragon hunt. J'zargo slaughtered a Legendary Dragon on his own, while this one fought giants.
5 Things you probably didn't know you could do,
Episode 1: You can blend in with the Aldmeri by playing as a High Elf!
Episode 21: You can break the game!
5:36 Hold up Nate, you're just gonna flash us your badass looking armor at her and immediately go away from it?
Being 100% paralyzed for my whole life sounds worse than death
My brother put one of the cultist on the Riverwood mill and he went flying, I is now a family joke that he flew all the way to Hammerfell
That's how it was named. Someone put a hammer on the wood and it landed in well... the land of the redguards
@@metetural9140 Some say the Dwemer threw it, I don't believe a word of it though.
@@insaincaldo why the Dwemer were the first to invent sawmills
A family joke
I'm torn whether making a Skyrim joke or telling Nate he already talked about the log glitch
He's already talked about most of these. He's like a subreddit. Posts something, then waits a few months, maybe a year and then says it again with the excuse "Oh i said this like a year ago so I'll say it again."
I mean, yeah. Imagine trying to remember everything you’ve gone over and not repeating it.
@@cherrysoda4462 yeah you'd think he would remember a sawmill that sends things flying but sure.
@@cherrysoda4462 That's why you keep record of such things
Thank you Nate. You are unapologetically and, most importantly, most epically yourself. Appreciate you.
Dammit Nate you really gonna make the old "last year" joke?
He didn't make the 'last decade' joke.
@@manjujayavalli You again... why are you following me linking to porn stars?
Shawn411 ..... wat
@@fugo5464 There was a guy who linked to a porn site. I keep seeing him everywhere. I guess the comment got deleted.
Shawn411 LMAO XDD
Something strange with Orthorn, on my latest play through I decided to rescue him. Then several in game days later I was at the college and he was following me around with a scornful look. After a while be charged, saying "I'm sick of you!', and attacked. It happened so quickly I barely caught it...my follower was very efficient in dispatching the danger.
There are several items with the vegetable soup effect, for example Crab Bisque.
There is also a MUCH quicker and better fortify enchanting loop in the game. Create a potion of fortify restoration (while you have some items equipped to improve alchemy). Drink the potion, unequip and re-equip the items and repeat. This will strengthen the items alchemy improvement. each time you do it, they get stronger. After only a handful of repeats of this process you will be able to create IMMENSELY powerful potions for anything. A few days ago I created some Fortify Alchemy potions so powerful that drinking just one took me from level 16 to level 100 alchemy (after I'd made it legendary to take it back down to 16), earning several perk points in the process!
Be careful though, this will spoil your game by making everything far too easy. Nice to play with though and you can always simply stop using the super potions and items you create this way and simply return to your normal game.
Haha, got to love the alchemy-enchanting loop. I confess, I used that in conjunction with console-commanding in some jarrin root. Let's just say "One Hit Kill" became a thing swiftly.
On the Xbox 360 if you hold a torch and CLICK the sprint button you can keep running even when you’re you’re out of stamina. But it can get a little glitchy like not letting you turn a certain way while you’re running or keeping you locked in sprint until you jump (theirs more to get out but jumping is the easiest) and if you don’t have a Xbox 360 still give it a try and see if it works unless you play on an Xbox one or higher that doesn’t work
Loved the tip about vegetable soup, reminded me of sprinting "exploit?" Where you use etherial shout and then sprint with out draining stamina. Had to mention it.
The paralysis poision+Maven Blackbrirer= no theives guild quest.Yes! Finally!
I've had the same character for most of my skyrim life... he's a khajit Male, "solid" dark gray fur, blue eyes, and (with a mod) daedric armor of a blue glow instead of red. His name is J'Karr and is level 157. I am very proud of this.
awsome. my irl cats name is khajiit. she is a black panther very sneaky and fffffaaaassstttt
I usually play a khajit but I started a role-play as a imperial regular John Doe
@Thomas Houghton I've done a lot. I've also been thinking about doing an argonian play through
I’ve played probably 1000 hours and every time I watch your vids I start a new play through and enjoy every second
I wanna use the log catapult as a weapon against an enemy now... Hopefully.
Always appreciate your tidbits on what to do in Skyrim. Thanks Nate.
It's 4 am in the middle east...
And I wake up just to watch this XD and I love it
You wake up at 4am? My man I'm still awake
@@metetural9140 relatable
1. Freeze bandits with ash shell
2. Pop secret of arcana
3. Use telekinesis to throw bears traps at them until they die
Your welcome...
i saw someone with a "few" mods for skyrim, one of those many increased shout range by a shit ton, another gave a few extra shouts, one of which paralyzed everything in a radius. and somewhere he had that paralysis set to be permanent like you have here... anyway he basically just wiped everyone in whiterun. none killed but they couldn't move. and when he went to showcase how to get an unlimited shout build that gave you no cooldown on shouts he had to use commands to remove and re add the npc's he needed for the quest line that gave him access to the required gear he needed.
If the Dragonborn were to stand on those logs, would they also be launched to the cloud district?
Nope, you just get shoved to the side a few feet. Everything else gets launched into the atmosphere though.
@@basedandbinguspilled1482 That sucks. It's like being denied a roller coaster ride.
the first one is just the Skyrim Space Program.
Imagine being paralysed for years, unmoving, unsavable, fully conscious. Internally screaming, begging for death. Not even the fall from being catapulted into orbit by the woodcutting machine can save you.
The year is 2020 and we're still watching skyrim did you knows lol, thats how big it is
"It's the most fun to do with corpses!" - TheEpicNate, 2020
4,751 hours.And I've never once even been to Sovngarde or finished the game.
I have made hundreds of characters and only main quest line 4 times. Beat dragonborn dlc once and have never fully beaten dawnguard on either side. Dont plan on that staying unbeaten for long
Wtf is wrong with you people
Fallschirmjäger they play the fun part of the game
I'm not that extreme but I spend most of my time doing like everything except the main quest line
Last time I was this early, Lokir wasn't dead
The second you said "This Halarious Scene" a add for albion online popped up. Hahahahahahaha
"This probably won't change the way you play Skyrim." - Nate talking about infinite power attacks for 12 minutes by eating a soup.
Nate: "Resulting in this hilarious scene"
RUclips: *shows ad*
Had to chuckle at the fortify enchanting loop section cus i jus imagine Spiffingbrit watching from the background and being like 'yes yes perfectly balanced just as todd intended' while sipping his yorkshire gold.
Frick all the time that I've had vegetable soup on me and never ONCE used it
I purposely make it and have have only used it a 3 times for a real reason. I also rarely use shouts as well feel a little overpowered with them. I am not complaining though ice form really helpful to stop from getting one shot by a marauder on expert. I am level 23 and have 140 health. Also I fall about 12 feet and get killed WT****
i usally never replay a game after im done with it but skyrim is one of those where i keep coming back and starting anew ive replYed this game 3 times and im currently doing my 4th playthrough i know 4 playthroughs is proobably rookie numbers for most fans but i have never in my life replayed a game even once so 4 for me is a world record
Did you know that Aela is an essential NPC, but you can still sacrifice her at the altar of Boethiah? But some time after I did that, I had a random encounter of the Companions fighting a Mamoth, and Aela was alive again. But then she was bugged.