Far Cry 2 - All Weapons Breaks/Explosions

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  • @peternehemiah1606
    @peternehemiah1606 6 лет назад +13934

    Golden AK breaks
    Throws away

    • @bimply7952
      @bimply7952 6 лет назад +508

      What the hell are you going to do with it. You can't fix it so you would throw it away

    • @dani1o25
      @dani1o25 6 лет назад +1078

      @@bimply7952 gold in it is for losers, right?

    • @dinidusamaranayake3266
      @dinidusamaranayake3266 6 лет назад +187

      @Son Of Wok but how do you know

    • @huitzilopochtli2840
      @huitzilopochtli2840 6 лет назад +363

      Damnit there goes the rest of the budget for far cry five

    • @dinidusamaranayake3266
      @dinidusamaranayake3266 6 лет назад +29

      @@huitzilopochtli2840 rip

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 5 лет назад +2254

    Rifle: * Breaks *
    Barrel: *aight ima boutta head out*

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 5 лет назад +5

      Bruh

    • @fartrocket988
      @fartrocket988 5 лет назад +41

      Shotgun: *breaks*
      Pump: aight ima boutta head out

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 5 лет назад +3

      @@fartrocket988 ye

    • @kareemkiller3640
      @kareemkiller3640 4 года назад +8

      Flamethrower: *breaks*
      The thing that holds it together: *aight ama boutta head out*

    • @avi8aviate
      @avi8aviate 3 года назад

      For whatever reason, auto rifle barrels break off instead of exploding. Wouldn't explosions be much more common?

  • @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner
    @KarabinerKarabinerKarabiner 4 года назад +593

    This is just a good definition of:
    "Oh no"
    "Anyway"

    • @dripstone9065
      @dripstone9065 3 года назад +4

      XD right

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 3 года назад

      Oh no, my AK broke down...
      ANYWAY. (Picks up a Deagle off the ground)

  • @saikousan....
    @saikousan.... 6 лет назад +4176

    *Flamethrower breaks*
    Dude probably wet himself

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 6 лет назад +170

      Yeah, I would wet myself if I was next to a potential explosion.

    • @baguetteboy5466
      @baguetteboy5466 5 лет назад +126

      He fuckin pulled out a bar that he was impaled by and walked it off as if he scraped his knee.

    • @despacitospider6538
      @despacitospider6538 5 лет назад +20

      Ho Lee fuck

    • @Mmat2016
      @Mmat2016 5 лет назад +5

      I'm your 666 like

    • @mranderson380
      @mranderson380 4 года назад +46

      we are talking about the same dude who punched a granade laucher and did auto-surgery

  • @mrbrickbattleihatethisname1730
    @mrbrickbattleihatethisname1730 4 года назад +4434

    0:18 shotgun: breaks
    Doomguy: I M M P O S S I B L E

  • @cjtallio
    @cjtallio 4 года назад +1749

    0:41 I love how he just pulled apart the gun

    • @Goofyahh1337
      @Goofyahh1337 3 года назад +26

      It’s not.... whatever

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +11

      @@Goofyahh1337 what?

    • @Goofyahh1337
      @Goofyahh1337 3 года назад +66

      @@lvbboi9 he didn’t pull it apart because it just fell apart

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 года назад +77

      @@Goofyahh1337 hey buddy, *I T S A F U C K I NG J O K E.*

    • @PhoenixAUST
      @PhoenixAUST 3 года назад +42

      @@Skipsenberg hey buddy, *Y O U ' R E C R I N G E*

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 4 года назад +915

    When i saw the mortar break, all i could think was,
    *RUN! RUN!*

    • @silkenemperor
      @silkenemperor 4 года назад +50

      Glad we have self preservation instincts that increase the thrill of gaming.

  • @leviAckermann77
    @leviAckermann77 5 лет назад +3904

    0:05 Captain Price Want to Know Your Location

    • @WanderePlaysGames
      @WanderePlaysGames 5 лет назад +148

      Well, that escalated real quick

    • @tnolentin
      @tnolentin 5 лет назад +162

      Soap's dead!!

    • @StarliahC
      @StarliahC 5 лет назад +63

      Jerome Tolentino soooap noooooooooo

    • @snakeoil7089
      @snakeoil7089 5 лет назад +142

      Soap trusted you, I thought I could too, so why in the bloody hell does Makarov know you!?

    • @StarliahC
      @StarliahC 5 лет назад +27

      I don't know how in the bloody hell does a dead man know me

  • @sharpshooter13ify
    @sharpshooter13ify 4 года назад +822

    It’s a generalization but the question of how these weapons are breaking are simple, the real question is what parts broke first that caused the guns to blow up. Now the guns with the obvious exceptions all break cause the internal workings of the guns especially around the firing chambers are so worn they can no longer withstand the forces of the explosion from the round shot, for the specifics;
    The pistols: while the internal workings do vary from pistol to pistol the part that fails first is the slide and its workings, they are so unbelievably worn down they blow off.
    Uzi and mac: the first failure is in the firing mechanism, but the follow up is where the forces of the explosion can escape in this case the magazines are blown off.
    Craftsman, m79 and flare pistol: the hinges and locks that would hold the gun locked in place are worn and are blown off by sheer force.
    G3, FAL and MP5: the barrels are the trouble spot obviously, the screws that hold them to the trigger section can’t stand the forces.
    AKs: the forces have worn out the entire section above the firing chamber as well as the magwell.
    MGL: the stock has worn to the point the bolt holding it on can’t withstand its own recoil
    Homeland, silenced and spas: the pumps act as a built in magazine, when the chamber fails it transmits the force through this section hence blowing off the pump.
    Usas: like the automatics the barrels screws are worn out.
    M1903: the bolt has been worn down to the point it just blows off backwards.
    SVD and AS50: once again barrel anchor points are worn causing it to blow off.
    Pkm and M249: the belt tensioner hinge is worn out.
    Dart rifle: just a bad c02 blowout somewhere in the gun
    Flamethrower: it would seem the straps holding it together just gave out.
    RPG: in this case the entire trigger assembly comes off by recoil.
    Carl: it’s breach guard hinge is busted when touched.
    Crossbow: the arms are so bad when the trigger is pulled they can’t transmit the force to launch the arrow in the normal way causing them to break.
    Mortar: it would seem the force just broke the mortars legs.

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 4 года назад +26

      I wanna know why they show the star with a fixed barrel. I own a star like that chambered in .45, that barrel is almost exactly like a 1911 barrel. It comes off with the slide

    • @jloki01
      @jloki01 4 года назад +1

      Ok I think I could have pieced that together but ok

    • @donovan7469
      @donovan7469 4 года назад +2

      Thank you I really want to know😁👌🏿

    • @RenMetalMus1c
      @RenMetalMus1c 3 года назад

      Pp

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 3 года назад +11

      Are you the same guy that analyze the jamming animation of far cry 2's weapons

  • @ygorschuma3059
    @ygorschuma3059 6 лет назад +2655

    0:42 "Waaah get this thing away from me"

  • @saber-sam2352
    @saber-sam2352 5 лет назад +5127

    *AK47* *breaks*
    Russians: W a i t t h a t s I l e g a l

  • @PoleLease
    @PoleLease 3 года назад +1085

    1:02 imagine that mag fell on your foot

  • @bounty123
    @bounty123 4 года назад +2688

    Theory: These Guns Are From Amazon

  • @jenniferjacobs5540
    @jenniferjacobs5540 5 лет назад +579

    0:40 this is the best part:)

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap 4 года назад +6

      *”What Makes Me A Good Demoman?”*

    • @thecarl4085
      @thecarl4085 4 года назад +7

      If I were a bad demoman, I WOULDNT BE SITTIN’ HERE discussing it with ya, now would I?

    • @monyet3770
      @monyet3770 4 года назад

      @@thecarl4085 Let's do it!!!!

    • @DeanNitro1
      @DeanNitro1 3 года назад

      Not one of you gonna survive this!

  • @andreww1212
    @andreww1212 4 года назад +733

    Man this game was so advanced for the time. I remember playing it for the first time back in 2008 and the graphics were stunning. I loved the weapon degradation. I wish they would bring this back in the new Far Cry!

    • @elperrodelautumo7511
      @elperrodelautumo7511 3 года назад +33

      Maybe this feature should be included only if fun cleaning and conditioning is added. Sort of like red dead redemption 2. Like if you don’t clean or condition your firearms, then it jams and or breaks and explodes.

    • @namefamily2748
      @namefamily2748 3 года назад +8

      @@elperrodelautumo7511 same with ammo
      Good ammo are more accurate and don't explode

    • @TheArcticFoxxo
      @TheArcticFoxxo 3 года назад +4

      degradation uwu

    • @commiebuster2071
      @commiebuster2071 3 года назад +8

      They really watered down the far cry games over the years. It's been made to be more simplistic.

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 2 года назад

      yeah, time for bed, ya old bastard

  • @dominikkunavar8423
    @dominikkunavar8423 5 лет назад +755

    Far cry 2:Exists
    Far cry 4: we have birds that attack you...

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 5 лет назад +36

      Dominik Kunavar Guns jamming and breaking and Far Cry 2 still has way less annoyances than Far Cry 4’s animal attacks

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 5 лет назад +16

      Eagle! Eagle!

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 5 лет назад +10

      And Honey Badgers

    • @sgtdanny69148
      @sgtdanny69148 5 лет назад +2

      Fuck the birds, fucking Honey Badgers man.

    • @mariuspequeno2175
      @mariuspequeno2175 5 лет назад +2

      @@sgtdanny69148 the honey badgers arent that annoying you just have to unload the cannon on one of those suckers

  • @thememebandit6767
    @thememebandit6767 4 года назад +1060

    1:11 Drop it like it’s hot literally

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 3 года назад +4

      I shat my left lung out in cringe

    • @dickvonwankle2527
      @dickvonwankle2527 3 года назад +16

      @Sultan Sahimbaev Cringe for saying cringe for saying cringe

    • @AJ-yr8ol
      @AJ-yr8ol 3 года назад +1

      @@dickvonwankle2527 gottem

    • @josephfinch653
      @josephfinch653 3 года назад +1

      Dude probably wet himself

  • @CH7MuayThai
    @CH7MuayThai 4 года назад +89

    0:29 Works As Intended - Mikhail Kalashnikov

  • @atklod2620
    @atklod2620 5 лет назад +621

    1:07 *ULTRA SNEEZ*

    • @unknownboi3824
      @unknownboi3824 4 года назад +14

      *Girl sneeze*

    • @xenon5107
      @xenon5107 3 года назад +2

      @@unknownboi3824
      1:08 Girl sneeze
      1:14 Guy sneeze

  • @senkone47
    @senkone47 5 лет назад +416

    0:59 when you have been in stealth the whole game and then you reach the last enemy

  • @technnicalvapor007
    @technnicalvapor007 4 года назад +459

    0:32
    Golden Ak: Breaks
    Player: Well thats was 250k $ To The Trash.

    • @josephfinch653
      @josephfinch653 3 года назад +8

      If there was a 2nd player
      2nd player: no shit 250k in the trash for nothin'

    • @박진숙-o4d
      @박진숙-o4d 3 года назад +5

      Not 250$?

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +2

      I WISH you could buy Golden AKs, as far as I know you only find them

    • @Chuy0219
      @Chuy0219 2 года назад

      No more like there goes 250k dollars to ground piece of junk

    • @male_1_altmer514
      @male_1_altmer514 2 года назад +3

      what's the point buying the gold AK47?
      it just makes you look cool nothing else.

  • @unojan19
    @unojan19 5 лет назад +1332

    1:17 it didnt broke he broke it...

    • @joshfuson6535
      @joshfuson6535 5 лет назад +48

      *break

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +13

      Josh Fuson no

    • @MrBark1969
      @MrBark1969 5 лет назад +22

      Who is broke

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +6

      T.N.C Shotgun no

    • @busybiscy
      @busybiscy 4 года назад +8

      You gave me a funny thought, imagine it wasnt broken and then it falls apart as soon as he pulls the launcher into frame😂

  • @ungureanurobert5038
    @ungureanurobert5038 6 лет назад +100

    Thank you for making a video about this nostalgic masterpiece

  • @paladinsam8093
    @paladinsam8093 4 года назад +57

    I really like how the guns are started from shiny and new to rusted and sometimes jams (meaning they are not taken care properly). The fact that the developers actually really put time and effort to this game. Really nice how they just detail every small little thing in this game.

  • @zegroselia2504
    @zegroselia2504 6 лет назад +567

    0:50 sneeze

  • @afterbusters134
    @afterbusters134 5 лет назад +1539

    1:18
    *fires a rocket*
    *going to reload*
    *breaks*
    Really? 😂

  • @waf.2625
    @waf.2625 4 года назад +1139

    1:07 girls when they sneeze

    • @quidlad8536
      @quidlad8536 4 года назад +214

      0:43 when dads sneeze

    • @gunterhunter9943
      @gunterhunter9943 4 года назад +119

      1:10 When I sneeze

    • @tsal5341
      @tsal5341 3 года назад +87

      0:46 when my mom sneeze

    • @tsal5341
      @tsal5341 3 года назад +67

      1:03 when my dog sneeze

    • @tsal5341
      @tsal5341 3 года назад +48

      0:41 when my grandpa sneeze

  • @FlynnJR17
    @FlynnJR17 5 лет назад +269

    0:05 "Goodbye... Captain price"

    • @muhammadazka9671
      @muhammadazka9671 4 года назад +11

      Then yuri comes in with a pistol

    • @FlynnJR17
      @FlynnJR17 4 года назад +2

      @@muhammadazka9671 yeah

    • @FlynnJR17
      @FlynnJR17 4 года назад +3

      @@slickcalf985 Triggered 7 year old spotted.

    • @FlynnJR17
      @FlynnJR17 4 года назад +3

      @@slickcalf985 Take a small scroll through the comments small snowflake? Do you see anyone else saying "Goodbye captain price."
      Yeah well I don't. If anything I didn't copy this. I just decided to write it a year ago.
      Ur the one who's sense of humour doesn't exist. Grow one.

    • @FlynnJR17
      @FlynnJR17 4 года назад +2

      @@slickcalf985 Ur just a triggered 7 year old who obviously is looking for an argument.

  • @GlitchedRed
    @GlitchedRed 5 лет назад +136

    Guy: *loads mortar*
    Also guy: *suddenly doesn't feel like shooting off a mortar*

  • @spaceobsessedfemboy
    @spaceobsessedfemboy 4 года назад +67

    Mortar: Breaks with a primed mortar inside, about to explode
    Him: *This is fine.*

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 5 лет назад +927

    Player: *Loads mortar with live round*
    Mortar: *Stand breaks off*
    Player: *yeets the entire mortar with the live round still in it*

    • @tommy_robin
      @tommy_robin 5 лет назад

      I get the meme

    • @onixrobot2031
      @onixrobot2031 5 лет назад +23

      I’m not crazy in thinking That the round primed itself before the tube broke right?

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +1

      It’s far cry guy what do you expect?

    • @PROhoppy
      @PROhoppy 5 лет назад +5

      Onixrobot not unless the mortar system was on trigger fire, and I believe the the round didn’t fire out, so if the firing pin was on drop fire and didn’t fire off the round, then yes the round would’ve been buzzing. However it takes a lot of pressure to crush the fuze which detonated the round. Not the safest but he probably would’ve been aight.

    • @ahmadzayidan6817
      @ahmadzayidan6817 4 года назад +2

      Lmao the way the mortar broken silently is so fucking hilarious

  • @themanguy2110
    @themanguy2110 6 лет назад +558

    0:52 when your air soft breaks

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 2 года назад +91

    I was scared when he got to the rpg

    • @xaneization
      @xaneization Год назад +3

      Nice to see you here lol

    • @drifzy67
      @drifzy67 Год назад +1

      Hey pro love your videos man🙏

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Год назад

      wassup thyexpert266

  • @screentimer
    @screentimer 4 года назад +496

    0:29 THIS IS BEGIND SCIENCE

    • @northernalpine4350
      @northernalpine4350 3 года назад +20

      russians: *"Impossible"*

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 3 года назад +9

      Indeed it is begind science

    • @makoflac
      @makoflac 3 года назад +6

      begine science

    • @immersegrafx
      @immersegrafx 3 года назад +11

      I mean, considering the game is set in a subsaharan african country, the guns are probably old and were resold and used a lot of times, and at the end of the day, even an AK without maintenance will break

    • @wooblydooblygod3857
      @wooblydooblygod3857 3 года назад

      Na its an iraqi one

  • @leniuchpolski9440
    @leniuchpolski9440 4 года назад +1081

    0:50 minecraft bow sound

  • @shoozebelstar6664
    @shoozebelstar6664 4 года назад +58

    0:18 Brings me p a i n

  • @slavvodkaman9359
    @slavvodkaman9359 6 лет назад +1043

    After Long jamming Now it is exploding
    Me: hmm, China Clone weapon *detected*

    • @minhnhat2107
      @minhnhat2107 6 лет назад +21

      Papa Stalin, should we call for the NKVD or the KGB ?

    • @slavvodkaman9359
      @slavvodkaman9359 6 лет назад +17

      @@minhnhat2107 Da We need to be investigated That Clones weapon INCLUDE OUR AK TOO

    • @ЕгорКарасик-ь5у
      @ЕгорКарасик-ь5у 6 лет назад +4

      Здравия желаю, товарищ Сталин!

    • @kanekiken5863
      @kanekiken5863 5 лет назад +2

      STFU with the old China jokes,this game takes place nowhere near there,those guns are american//Russian/and German guns all mixed together,obiously they will rust ,etc China isint always to blame you fucktard

    • @irony69
      @irony69 5 лет назад +1

      Goddammit you're everywhere

  • @ItsDatGuy969
    @ItsDatGuy969 5 лет назад +194

    Grenade launcher breaks
    *Chucks live grenades right behind him*

    • @phoebethebraixen742
      @phoebethebraixen742 5 лет назад +3

      (Ooohhhh its a joke uggghh you ruined the jokeeeee) shut the fuck up, the rounds arent primed yet.

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 5 лет назад +8

      @Cha cha real smooth nope they have to travel a certain distance at a high speed before they prime and are able to explode

    • @bratanchik228
      @bratanchik228 5 лет назад +1

      tnt yeeter

    • @mistergameplay9766
      @mistergameplay9766 4 года назад

      @Cha cha real smooth if that the case grenade launcher shouldn't be used

  • @BigMozie
    @BigMozie 4 года назад +486

    Pov: your a chinese soldier fighting japan

  • @TheRenegadist
    @TheRenegadist 6 лет назад +50

    I love how the grenade launcher breaks and he's just like "Ah fuck it" and tosses it.

  • @doggewow3683
    @doggewow3683 5 лет назад +169

    Ak-47: *breaks* then threw it away
    russians: *inhales* BLYAAAAAATT

    • @lunerdytrenlal3
      @lunerdytrenlal3 4 года назад +4

      AK-47(gold edition) : breaks and just dumps it
      Everybody : bruh

    • @user-vn5hi3ks2p
      @user-vn5hi3ks2p 3 года назад

      Бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяя

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 3 года назад

      Boris: VADIM BLYAT

  • @justarobloxnoob2678
    @justarobloxnoob2678 4 года назад +184

    Nobody:
    When my dad sneezed: 0:19

  • @garyclarkiii730
    @garyclarkiii730 6 лет назад +441

    Pretty sure most of these malfunctions would’ve caused grievous bodily harm or death to the user

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 6 лет назад +56

      Especially the .50, launchers, and flamethrower.... I would fkin' not want to be the guy holding a MGL-40 when it exploded.

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 6 лет назад +42

      Gary Clark III this guy pul a crowbar from his stomach without clenched.
      Explosion doesn't mean anything

    • @selectlol13
      @selectlol13 5 лет назад +9

      I think the guns did damage to the player

    • @lockedine
      @lockedine 5 лет назад +2

      Grievous bodily harm 🙄

    • @Matt-ve3ql
      @Matt-ve3ql 5 лет назад +3

      None would break the barrel in half either. The receiver would break first.

  • @productivered850
    @productivered850 4 года назад +532

    how in the hell can a dart rifle explode

  • @divinecrusader4258
    @divinecrusader4258 4 года назад +5

    I like how his games definition of "breaking" isn't undercut at all,it doesn't jam, or refuse to fire or something similar, nah the whole gun just decides to disassemble itself.

  • @M4skedBoi
    @M4skedBoi 5 лет назад +63

    When your grenade launcher breaks....
    YOU GOTTA RUN.

    • @ruvel1226
      @ruvel1226 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe it wouldn't have time to let u run ..... but ....
      RUN !!!!

    • @ΑνέστηςΓαβριηλίδης
      @ΑνέστηςΓαβριηλίδης 5 лет назад

      @@ruvel1226 what

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 5 лет назад +4

      Big false they dont prime until they are fired and have traveled about 50m

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 4 года назад

      Alex Withington Not exactly. They don’t prime for a few seconds once fired, which is roughly enough time for them to travel 50 meters. That timer is still ticking even if the grenade doesn’t actually _launch._ When a grenade launcher misfires but still strikes the grenade, it basically just becomes an incredibly risky hand grenade

    • @AlexWithington
      @AlexWithington 4 года назад

      @@ClonedGamer001 depends on what type because I know of a few that use an electronic system for priming it after a set distance just so that sort of thing doesn't happen but looking at that breaking animation I would say I didn't strike hard enough to set it off

  • @myuphrid
    @myuphrid 6 лет назад +57

    "Oh darn, there goes my gun. Also my face."

  • @MikeyShey0059
    @MikeyShey0059 4 года назад +17

    The feeling of "Shit gotta find a new gun!" Is so cool in this game.

  • @notevenasinglechannel1616
    @notevenasinglechannel1616 5 лет назад +312

    0:51 broken fart gun sound

  • @TonyGaming1984
    @TonyGaming1984 6 лет назад +71

    I like how on the Carl G he tries to reload it like normal, then he just rips it off like “what the fuck? Ok guess it’s broken.”

  • @Fishmeister-xf3lc
    @Fishmeister-xf3lc 4 года назад +7

    I just love how the character just chucks them away after they explode

  • @arxo8769
    @arxo8769 4 года назад +101

    “All these weapons are bought from walmart”

    • @Mars-wq2mf
      @Mars-wq2mf 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 4 года назад +1

      *wish

    • @jloki01
      @jloki01 4 года назад

      You ever shot a Walmart shotgun? Feels like it’s gonna fall apart

  • @3xoticCrashers
    @3xoticCrashers 6 лет назад +606

    Did anyone notice the guns are rusty?

    • @joeyweaver4698
      @joeyweaver4698 6 лет назад +163

      I really like the idea of the guns getting so dirty that they just explode

    • @3xoticCrashers
      @3xoticCrashers 6 лет назад +99

      yeah because it shows how worn out they are

    • @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny
      @TomahawkGaming-uh9ny 6 лет назад +83

      RDR2 is the only other game that I know that has the mechanic of guns getting dirty and ineffective over time.

    • @meebious
      @meebious 6 лет назад +76

      @@3xoticCrashers it's Africa that's why

    • @rustyosprey
      @rustyosprey 6 лет назад +3

      No, im not

  • @corlimations5841
    @corlimations5841 4 года назад +178

    0:41 sounds like demomans grenade launcher

    • @millosy7467
      @millosy7467 3 года назад +12

      "No shit"
      Carl Johnson

    • @polandball8383
      @polandball8383 3 года назад +9

      "IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDNT BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING WITH YA NOW WOULD I?"

    • @corlimations5841
      @corlimations5841 3 года назад +1

      @@millosy7467 fair enough

    • @reapeater1632
      @reapeater1632 3 года назад

      True

    • @1spaces
      @1spaces 3 года назад +2

      "Im a black scottish cyclops... they got more ####### #### ############## ######"

  • @doapin6240
    @doapin6240 5 лет назад +623

    1:10 *When I see my crush*

  • @sethtaros7757
    @sethtaros7757 5 лет назад +230

    1:19 great, you broke it, it didn’t break on it’s own, you just ripped a piece off.

    • @diyarncrr_
      @diyarncrr_ 5 лет назад +10

      Dumbass...
      That is a rocket. You may not now but some rocket launchers are reloaded from back

    • @Rifin-pu2hb
      @Rifin-pu2hb 5 лет назад +20

      @@diyarncrr_ do you even read what he/she say?
      Dumbass

    • @juliet4093
      @juliet4093 5 лет назад +22

      A human being could never break that off that easily, it was broken and the reload was enough to do it

    • @frostbite6431
      @frostbite6431 5 лет назад +11

      If he did brake it.. Doesn't it mean it's fucking broken anyways?

    • @diyarncrr_
      @diyarncrr_ 5 лет назад +2

      @@Rifin-pu2hb And im trying to say that the rocket he used is reloaded from back. And you can now get a life you piece of shit

  • @mxkinist
    @mxkinist 4 года назад +29

    You can tell the animators had a ton of fun making these

  • @umbraios7523
    @umbraios7523 4 года назад +22

    Flamethrower: breaks
    Person: Hmm this is totally not going to explode ima just throw it away

  • @Bruh-bv5hy
    @Bruh-bv5hy 5 лет назад +313

    Kalashinkov never breaks
    This an american replica
    Real russian weapons never break

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 5 лет назад +48

      In Russia,weapon breaks you

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 лет назад +6

      Russian weapon can break, it also easier to repair when it explode in front of your face

    • @Bruh-bv5hy
      @Bruh-bv5hy 5 лет назад +27

      @@justnoob8141 russian weapon never breaks you are just spreading western propaganda

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 лет назад

      The Last of Us I remember that there is a video about AK-47 newly finish out of factory in russia, send to them by their only russian friend who is in the russian army, being bury in the mud and it didn't work when try to shoot with those mud on

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 лет назад +1

      The Last of Us Also, isn’t Russia western?

  • @choma568
    @choma568 4 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact: if you turn video subtitles on they will show you the year the weapons were created alongside their technical names and nationalities.

  • @connorbutters8479
    @connorbutters8479 4 года назад +11

    "bruh it's fine, i don't need to replace the rivets just yet"
    3 seconds later, this

    • @jloki01
      @jloki01 4 года назад +1

      Y no one like this?

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 5 лет назад +313

    AK47: *breaks*
    Russian: That's impossible! It can't break apart, its Russian!
    Soviet Union: That's cute.

  • @thatoneguy1574
    @thatoneguy1574 4 года назад +14

    The casual reaction of "Well, *thats* not supposed to happen" really makes it.

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 4 года назад +18

    Oh so that's what happened to my first rocket launcher. I thought for the longest time you'd throw away explosive weapons when you run out of ammo.

  • @TheBradleyClarke
    @TheBradleyClarke 5 лет назад +209

    - AK47 Breaks/Explodes
    Ah, good to know I'm in alternate world, run by Western Propaganda, because AK never breaks
    - Soviet Anthem Plays
    (Satire)

    • @devonbeede5078
      @devonbeede5078 5 лет назад

      You are wrong.

    • @thepurpleshade486
      @thepurpleshade486 5 лет назад +10

      Devon Beede satire is wrong?

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 5 лет назад +10

      Uhh the ak47 can still break and has a limited lifetime. Here’s a 900 word essay filled with insults explaining gun lifespans.
      (Satire)

    • @mehmetcaneren4042
      @mehmetcaneren4042 5 лет назад +4

      If it breaks down or doesn't launch the bullet when you pull the trigger! Its not a Kalashnikov!

    • @spacehitler4537
      @spacehitler4537 5 лет назад +5

      We're not talking normal ak47s here. We're talking ak47s maintained by sub saharan mercenaries with a congregate IQ less than that of s fucking road sign.

  • @marauderonmars7729
    @marauderonmars7729 4 года назад +2

    I love how on some of them just a few parts and pieces fall off but then on some they just spontaneously combust

  • @mr.techaky7655
    @mr.techaky7655 6 лет назад +13

    **Just casually tosses an MGL that has exploded.**

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 6 лет назад +3

      @Dylan English Lol, same.... though... I'd fuckin' leave the country if my flamethrower spontaneously self-disassembled...

    • @starkiller616
      @starkiller616 5 лет назад

      You mean lmg

  • @TheNexDude
    @TheNexDude 4 года назад +8

    I always loved the "oh well" toss he does when a gun breaks.

  • @aspect0074
    @aspect0074 4 года назад +35

    all the guns: *breaks*
    Flare Pistol: *I'm gonna explode*
    *shoots*
    Flare: *I'M FREEEE*

  • @ob6733
    @ob6733 6 лет назад +22

    “What do you mean the front fell off?”

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 года назад

      "the nose droped, the nose would drop."

  • @spongepoop3970
    @spongepoop3970 4 года назад +17

    This dude literally threw a flamethrower into the desert

    • @bathshebahubber614
      @bathshebahubber614 3 года назад

      Better than a flamethrower into the savannah during dry season... oh wait I think my character has done that a couple of times

  • @adamantium7279
    @adamantium7279 3 года назад +30

    0:41 my favorite. Also after all this how is this guy not blind

  • @jdauph039
    @jdauph039 3 года назад +5

    Mortar with live round in it: *breaks and carelessly tosses off side of building*

  • @Unknown-uk2sr
    @Unknown-uk2sr 4 года назад +36

    I wish weapon breaks were in other games, it's so boring when a weapon Is a low dur and you just can't use it anymore, I wish it were to fall apart or something so there's a reason why I can't use it anymore

  • @popebryanii7224
    @popebryanii7224 3 года назад +1

    I like how none of these pressured explosions affect the player in any way.

  • @Octi-ku4yf
    @Octi-ku4yf 4 года назад +6

    Nicolas Cage explaining the AK-47: It doesn't break, jam or overheat, it can shoot wether it's covered in sand or mud
    Far Cry 2: gun go boom

    • @avi8aviate
      @avi8aviate 3 года назад

      Well, there are those extremely rare occasions...

  • @peepeesucktv163
    @peepeesucktv163 5 лет назад +20

    0:04 this is what happens when you load 50 BMG into an old ass gun

  • @foundationgaming7038
    @foundationgaming7038 4 года назад +13

    Grenade Launcher breaks
    Me: how isn't not exploding

    • @overlordvera4014
      @overlordvera4014 4 года назад +2

      Wellllllll... Technically the explosion is from the gunpowder increasing internal pressure inside past the weapons failure point and not the grenade itself. So its possible the grenade projectile is intact still. Tho i dont think the devs really know this or care.

    • @yureschede9692
      @yureschede9692 4 года назад

      grenaed too far to explod

    • @dirt7430
      @dirt7430 3 года назад

      @@yureschede9692 what?

    • @yureschede9692
      @yureschede9692 3 года назад

      @@dirt7430 granaed too far to explod

  • @KitsuneJimmy
    @KitsuneJimmy 3 года назад +4

    I love how when the 1903 blows up, a full clip just falls from the thing rather than up to 4 just flying around.
    Makes some sense though from a development perspective. On bolt actions in games often times the clip or even loose bullets are hidden inside the model so they dont have to respawn every time the reload anim plays.

  • @dannyboy8761
    @dannyboy8761 4 года назад +212

    Far Cry 2 gun breaking compilation:
    3.8 million people: *interesting*
    EDIT: Yall I just tried making a joke you dont gotta shit on me because I'm the one you saw out of thousands:/

    • @_sp1r4L_
      @_sp1r4L_ 4 года назад

      Now its 4.1 million people.

    • @not_funny_I_didnt_laugh
      @not_funny_I_didnt_laugh 4 года назад +10

      So interestingly UNORIGINAL
      come on guys, stop commenting these man, I know you can do better,
      why do you even take the time to comment on an actual good video? and not a short video, that's the point of this joke, and now this joke isn't funny anymore :/
      Welcome to the fucking internet.

    • @ayrtonjoga
      @ayrtonjoga 4 года назад +6

      Random video: *Have millions of views*
      Unoriginal guy: cOpy aNd pAsTe

    • @cryzieee
      @cryzieee 4 года назад +4

      @@not_funny_I_didnt_laugh u must be funny at parties

    • @paveldronov8173
      @paveldronov8173 4 года назад

      5.3...

  • @MarieMeunier-c7i
    @MarieMeunier-c7i 4 месяца назад +1

    - Mom ! I want new weapons !
    - We already have weapons at home.
    Weapons at home :

  • @zort9846
    @zort9846 5 лет назад +22

    Weapon:*breaks*
    Left hand:
    *Aah shit, here we go to the face again. Worst place in the world.*

  • @sonodietrodithe4iltuoincub848
    @sonodietrodithe4iltuoincub848 5 лет назад +5

    Granade Launcher: explodes
    Also granade launcher: puf

    • @scarab2622
      @scarab2622 5 лет назад +1

      Non era un lanciagranate, era un lanciascoreggie

  • @Zelsix
    @Zelsix 3 года назад +1

    Imagine you're at middle of fight seeing your gun literally explode, then immediately reacting on this and throwing it away.

  • @purpletokyo2139
    @purpletokyo2139 3 года назад +8

    "Aw shit my gun broke"
    "Anyways"

  • @blvckstxrm
    @blvckstxrm 6 лет назад +5

    *No weapons were harmed during the making of this video.*

  • @plur5ever
    @plur5ever 3 года назад +2

    1:00
    My name is Scott, and you’re watching Kentucky Ballistics

  • @noodles609
    @noodles609 4 года назад +4

    Logic:
    Gun breaks
    Character: YEET

  • @danieldeak9141
    @danieldeak9141 5 лет назад +25

    0:29 HERESY!
    Glorious Soviet AK never breaks...
    Unless..
    If you are improperly trained WESTERN SPY!!

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 5 лет назад

      *Exploding sound from the distance*
      Russian troop: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! WHO GIVE ME THIS OLD AK-47!?!?

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 5 лет назад

      Made in China

  • @mynameberamen1779
    @mynameberamen1779 4 года назад +2

    I like how he just casually throws them to the side

  • @chincemagnet
    @chincemagnet 4 года назад +4

    This game was amazing, way ahead of its time

  • @ribasa-ulitos
    @ribasa-ulitos 5 лет назад +52

    When you bought some weapon from AliExpress

  • @guntherhermann4225
    @guntherhermann4225 4 года назад +1

    Holy fuck that Deagle. There's "rusty" and then there's "I literally fished this out of a toilet."

  • @johngun4377
    @johngun4377 4 года назад +4

    1911: *breaks*
    Me: no, my child...

  • @TheBlueLynxx
    @TheBlueLynxx 3 года назад +15

    It’s funny because if these explosions actually happened, you would be severely injured or dead, but the main character manages to do it like 50 times in a row

    • @voli6570
      @voli6570 3 года назад

      Just what I was thinking haha. I knew a kid who's dad was trying to kill a racoon with a 2-barrelled shotgun. The gun ended up misfiring and shooting shrapnel into both of them! They went to the hospital and were treated well thankfully. I actually tried playing with the kid, but he instead told me to butt chug some absinthe, then later shit it all into his boyfriends mouth while he expains how Elon Musk will revive the market in 2022. 8======🚌

    • @TheBlueLynxx
      @TheBlueLynxx 3 года назад

      @@voli6570 you lost me in the second half there bud

  • @corneliusslate
    @corneliusslate 4 года назад +1

    Everybody gansta till this man breaks his whole arsenal

  • @sprite_bag
    @sprite_bag 5 лет назад +5

    If the protagonist spoke during these, I can imagine him keep having pull out a new gun out each time one breaks like,
    Gun: *Breaks*
    Protagonist: Shit!

    • @ClonedGamer001
      @ClonedGamer001 4 года назад

      With the Carl Gustav it’s just “Reloading!..Oh...”

    • @WorldsBestStuntMan
      @WorldsBestStuntMan 4 года назад

      I feel like when the flamethrower breaks, he wouldn't even say anything. He'd just stand there in shock of how close that was to killing him

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 4 года назад +91

    POV: Your a weapon tester for guns that were made by canadian’s
    Edit: It’s at 69 likes nobody like it please

  • @whothisgamer
    @whothisgamer 2 года назад +1

    In real life if your gun does this you usually win a free trip to the emergency room.

  • @opoc_x37
    @opoc_x37 6 лет назад +23

    Spas 12 pump comes out
    Throw it away

    • @mr.techaky7655
      @mr.techaky7655 6 лет назад +10

      At the point you literally blow the pumping handle off a 12 ga. when you fire a shell, there is something horribly wrong with it and odds are you don't want to shoot it again.