YO ALBERT so basically me and my friends have been investigating "romk store" and we have a thingy idk • there is a switch by the 2nd door (the one that needs the 0071 code) and inside the switch's power box are some spots for what seems like batteries. we have been searching for lil over a hour but we couldnt find anything. • if u go down the stairs, there is a vault. we suspect you need a phrase or code to get into the vault. we had a exploiter in the server and he said there is nothing behind the vault. so we think that whatever is behind the vault spawns after you say the phrase/code. or it might lead u to a different game (which is unlikely since ROMK_MAN doesnt have any other games) • there seems to be 2 vaults (if u look at ROMK_MAN's inventory, and go to creations, there are two vault models, both with spam/keyboard smash names). we thought that they were encoded in base64 etc but apparently not (so basically i overthinked this one lol, the 2nd model is for the fall) • if ur not aware the two known codes are 0073 for the first door in the lobby and 0071 for the one by the switch • in the desc of the romk game it says "sunday best day to get romk but any day is good too!!" so on sundays maybe something happens • The Fall has chat enabled, even tho the servers are singleplayer. this might mean you need to say a phrase/code to unlock a door or the vault next time ur with them could u ask them about the batteries and the vault, thank you and stay safe
@@meemosteeno5121 Correct even if it grows older it won't kill anyone it has no intentions of doing it Scp-999 is safe and it always will be It wont kill anything or anyone It will blind the scps with kindness and light even the darkest of souls Scp-999 will defeat them with his light and will become everybodys friend.
Idea: Host a event on your main account and join the event on an alt, mess around on the alt account and tell the fans that the event is canceled because of the alt
The Sensitive Beauty The second word in your name fits you also when being rude make sure to spell correctly and also make sure to actually use words that fit together in the same sentence I’m not defending her cuz she was really rude in the first place even though she couldn’t have an idea like that
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture. Like so Albert can see
“ Scp “ stands for “ Secure. Contain. Protect. “ The SCP foundation captures supernatural beings and objects that humanity cannot handle, and hides them! It’s like Area 51 owo
@KitCatDev are you talking about yourself because that is you your trash any need to be thrown away and that means your account too I'm sorry that I'm rude just I'm done with you you're calling thing on everyone's comments and I'm sure people here agree with me tho my behavior should not be excused
I don't know how you got more than 3 likes on this comment, because you misspelled basically everything. Also, 999 wasn't "found" by the *SCP* Foundation, the Foundation either made it or they were there when it was born, depending on which canon you follow.
"What does SCP stand for?" Everyone else: "secure, contain and protect. duh." Albert: "yOu FoOlS. ThAtS wHaT tHeY wAnT yOu To BeLiEvE. it really stands for..... *SCARY COUGH PARTIES.*
Simply touching SCP-999’s surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999, and lasts long after separation from the creature. Subject’s favorite activity is "tickle-wrestling", often by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and tickling them until asked to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request). Though injuries may occur, SCP-999 has never been found to purposefully attempt to harm others, and will immediately back away and contract its body into a quivering mound while gurgling in a matter similar to a whimpering dog, seemingly "apologizing" for hurting someone on accident. While the creature will interact with anyone, it seems to have a special interest in those who are unhappy or hurt in any way. Persons suffering from crippling depression or PTSD, for example, have reported having a far more positive outlook on life after multiple interactions with SCP-999. The possibility of manufacturing antidepressants from SCP-999's slime is currently being discussed.
"Well call it the cough cough" "Thats what SCP stands for..Scary..Cough..Parties." *"Dude did you hear that jerry got the cough cough? "* *"How?"* *"I think he went to an SCP"*
So here’s a message I’ve been wanting to say for a few years now, so for all the flamingo haters out there,only bcs flamingo rages on camera doesn’t mean he’s a horrible person he’s clearly nice and supportive so if u don’t support ur missing out cuz he’s has a heart too,he doesn’t deserve hate,in the game ragdoll ppl are like “flamingo sucks” but I tell them that only cuz u see him raging a lot doesn’t mean,that he’s mean so if ur a flamingo hater seriously just don’t even speak no one wants any hater to speak when someone’s so nice and supportive,so yeah,remember Albert there’s more fans then haters we all love u and will support u forever we all love u,ur very nice and don’t listen to haters their just jealous that u have a whole bunch of support from us. {Sorry if u lost brain cells reading this I suck at making paragraphs :^]}
@@pand4sked That is also a good response, but I think Torcher Official didn't mean this to people who hate Albert's videos, I think they were trying to say this not to the people who just hate watching Albert, but the people who spread hate to his channel.
@@pand4sked People are free to have any opinion they want, but if they hate for 1 stupid reason, and spread their hate a lot (I've seen hate 'music' on Albert) it's not good. People can have opinions, and dislike someone, but they shouldn't spread it like a lot of people do.
The scp you chose are first is the kindest scp. SCP-999, also known as "The Tickle Monster", is a Safe-class SCP under the SCP Foundation's containment. It is known for its adorable appearance and friendly attitude. It is one of the most friendly SCP's in the Foundation.
Funny thing is that when I saw the video I saw 096 (Shy Guy) And the other funny thing is that Albert dose not know what SCP stands for even though it stands for ''Secure, Contain, Protect''
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i know this is a generic comment, but albert is just one of those people that could never be canceled cause he has some offensive but really funny humor, but is also just a really good person, keep up the good work man
SCP999 is a friendly SCP where it has the power to heal depression in one touch. It loves to play with Class-D and makes them happy. Edit: I will not say thank you for giving me lots of likes
Admin idea: say “don’t touch my tail” and if someone comes up to you and says “*touches tail*” kill them in many ways over and over until the say “*lets go of tail*”
“I wanna kill people!” **becomes peanut butter SCP** Edit: DEAR GOD, PEOPLE SAYING “IT’S NOT PEANUT BUTTER” I SWEAR YOU MISS JOKES LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD TRYING TO GET A BASKETBALL IN A HOOP. IT’S A JOKE. I KNOW IT ISN’T PEANUT BUTTER.
Alright. Suggestion. Go in adopt and raise and when people go to “bed” in roleplays teleport them to a creepy world, call it a “bad dream” and make these dreams come true. LIKE THIS SO ALBERT CAN SEEEE
Flamingo: "ahhh im stuck in here" *girl opens door for him* Flamingo: "that was actually sweet of you" SEE! he can be nice, just because he rages on camera doesn't mean he's a mean person off camera
hey albert, i know you probably aren’t gonna see this comment but i just wanted to say that when you posted this video, i was having a panic attack so i couldn’t watch it, but after i calmed down a bit, i watched this video and somehow felt better immediately. i’ve been watching your videos for a couple years now, and you never hesitate to make me feel better no matter how bad i’ve been feeling. i know you’re getting a lot of hate and i just want you to know that no matter what some idiot noobs think of you, you are amazing and there are millions of people who love you and are so grateful for you. but anyways, i just wanted to remind you that we will still love you and support you no matter what. you’re awesome buster. never let them get to you
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. Subject is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.
my dog that i’ve had since i was 2 years old passed away earlier this month. i’ve been very sad about it lately, and watching your videos has helped me feel happier. thanks for being the funny genuine silly person you are edit:thanks for all the kind replies it means a lot to me🥺❤️
Whenever Albert screams my parents are always like "Who the heck are you watching, a crazy person?" Tbh they're not wrong, he is pretty crazy- (but in a good way obviously lol)
@@FlippinEgg His nature is questionable though, even though he is classified as a safe object. There are times where he would indirectly kill agents but brush it off.
RUclips is weird, it says 12 likes but then you click on view reply it says 103. It also says it only has 1 reply but then you click on it there’s more :/
Me: Hey mom? Do u know Flamingo? the person I watch??? My mom: The guy who screams alot? yea what about him? Me: I- uh- uhm- 😢 Btw this actually happend-
Has anyone else been around long enough to remember Yo tengo,his decpacito remix,and even Albertstuff? Times were so much easier when he was shoving his mouse down the toilet. Good times...
![Blox Fruits Dragon Rework Update [Full Stream]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqDAp8udhm0/mqdefault.jpg)
YO ALBERT
so basically me and my friends have been investigating "romk store" and we have a thingy idk
• there is a switch by the 2nd door (the one that needs the 0071 code) and inside the switch's power box are some spots for what seems like batteries. we have been searching for lil over a hour but we couldnt find anything.
• if u go down the stairs, there is a vault. we suspect you need a phrase or code to get into the vault. we had a exploiter in the server and he said there is nothing behind the vault. so we think that whatever is behind the vault spawns after you say the phrase/code. or it might lead u to a different game (which is unlikely since ROMK_MAN doesnt have any other games)
• there seems to be 2 vaults (if u look at ROMK_MAN's inventory, and go to creations, there are two vault models, both with spam/keyboard smash names). we thought that they were encoded in base64 etc but apparently not (so basically i overthinked this one lol, the 2nd model is for the fall)
• if ur not aware the two known codes are 0073 for the first door in the lobby and 0071 for the one by the switch
• in the desc of the romk game it says "sunday best day to get romk but any day is good too!!" so on sundays maybe something happens
• The Fall has chat enabled, even tho the servers are singleplayer. this might mean you need to say a phrase/code to unlock a door or the vault
next time ur with them could u ask them about the batteries and the vault, thank you and stay safe
What
whoa just wow bootaful
Everybody spam the like cuz albert can see
Ohhh
Ok
Albert; *buys the most innocent scp*
People who know what that SCP does: aww
Also Albert: WHY IS NOT KILLING
that scp can destroy the whole world if it gets older that is only the size of the baby
LoL😂😂
Well when 999 grows older it/he/she will kill the scarlet king so it should be able to kill. Somehow.
@@Lexysssss n-no it doesnt, scp 999 is listed as safe, it has no intent on hurting anything
@@meemosteeno5121 Correct even if it grows older it won't kill anyone it has no intentions of doing it
Scp-999 is safe and it always will be
It wont kill anything or anyone
It will blind the scps with kindness and light
even the darkest of souls
Scp-999 will defeat them with his light and will become everybodys friend.
Idea: Host a event on your main account and join the event on an alt, mess around on the alt account and tell the fans that the event is canceled because of the alt
omg i wish i could pin comments so i can use them later like this
@KitCatDev DISCUSTING BEING SHUSH NO ONE WANTS YOUR HATE SO JUST STOP
The Sensitive Beauty The second word in your name fits you also when being rude make sure to spell correctly and also make sure to actually use words that fit together in the same sentence I’m not defending her cuz she was really rude in the first place even though she couldn’t have an idea like that
KitCatDev bro stfu roblox pfp ur like 8 stop it.
That’s a really good idea we need flamingo to see this
I love how Albert wanted to kill people as an SCP, but his first choice is the friendliest one.
He did not know that scp was friendly
Fck i was just gonna say that
Same lol
Yeah that scp makes the staff happy
Not only is 999 the friendliest one, it's said to be the one that's going to stop the end of the world using kindness
Albert: How do I kill people?!
Also albert: Is literally the most harmless SCP ever
Yeah idk why he plays these games when he doesn’t like the lore lol
Lol he can’t kill he’s 999
Like he’s the only scp allowed in public places sometimes
Lmao this guy trying to kill as SCP 999
well hes not the most harmless scp the most harmless scp is scp 1370
"How do i kill people"
Also him: becomes SCP-999, An SCP that only hugs.
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
Huggeth to deatheth
Idk I’m just trying to sound fancy
Noni
i was going to say this
@FlyingSauce you still gave him the view lmao
Albert: “remember everyone’s life is a sad story”
“Mines just the saddest”
that hit different
yeah
Zukon you were faster than me
THEefault i have a pretty sad life to my dog died and my house went on fire
@@mountainpuma1383 that sucks and I give you my best wishes and remember even when life knocks you down all ways get back up 🥺
@@retropup oh
Albert: "it's really an unfortunate case for the D Class."
But the D Class are death row inmates.
i mean d class literally means disposable class meaning their life is not worth anything basically.
Admin idea: make a portal that people will walk into which leads them to a copy of the map but change a few parts to red. Make another portal in a different area of the copied map leading you to an even weirder map and repeat the process until the world is completely distorted. Once the player is there, tell them “There is no escape.” And then put them through endless torture.
Like so Albert can see
This is really epic
omg that's the best idea I've ever heard
Stop
good idea
Yas dude i like it!
"Hmm which SCP should I be?"
"SCP-999"
"How do I kill?"
You picked the one which is friendly and is aloud to roam the facility
allowed*
One of the few who wouldn’t hurt a fly
@ehab uossef timmy
@ehab uossef was we supposed to laugh?
@ehab uossef ...
Albert: *chooses to be a safe class scp*
Also him: WHY CAN'T I KILLLL
‘safe class’ refers to how easy they are to contain, not how dangerous they are. some safe class scps can still kill.
@@angryrussian6949 agreed
@K00lanimations :3 really?!
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Goof
“ Scp “ stands for “ Secure. Contain. Protect. “ The SCP foundation captures supernatural beings and objects that humanity cannot handle, and hides them! It’s like Area 51 owo
I dunno if it would be “ hides “, “ protects “ or something else? owo
It stands for so cool place
No it stands for Super Cool Place.
It isn't even real, brah
Incorrect. SCP stands for ‘Special Containment Procedures’. Secure Contain Protect is the motto
Old flamingo pronounce SCP: So cool place
Flamingo now: Scary cough parties
Sponge Carousel Police
It Albertstuff
Gacha Tom no it’s special containment procedures
Súper Carl Partners
him,sounds like a knock off mario
SCARY COOKIE PARTY
Albert thinks scp 999 can kill:
Everyone in the scp fandom: just smile
just smile and wave...
Hi spinel i a fan of spinel to
u know 999 will kill the scarlet king right ?
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
@@coach4813 spammer
SCP stands for: Secure, contain, protect.
What Albert says it stands for: Scary Cough Party.
What I think it’s stands for: Super Complicated Place
@KitCatDev Okay but your reply is trash. :)
@KitCatDev YOUR THE TRASH
KitCatDev Stop bullying people
@KitCatDev are you talking about yourself because that is you your trash any need to be thrown away and that means your account too I'm sorry that I'm rude just I'm done with you you're calling thing on everyone's comments and I'm sure people here agree with me tho my behavior should not be excused
@KitCatDev cringe
spc 999 is the friendlyst spc ever found by the foundation
albert:how do i kill people?
Ah yes, friendlyst
*friendlyst*
LYST
I don’t wanna be that guy who corrects grammar but it’s SCP not SPC
I don't know how you got more than 3 likes on this comment, because you misspelled basically everything.
Also, 999 wasn't "found" by the *SCP* Foundation, the Foundation either made it or they were there when it was born, depending on which canon you follow.
"What does SCP stand for?"
Everyone else: "secure, contain and protect. duh."
Albert: "yOu FoOlS. ThAtS wHaT tHeY wAnT yOu To BeLiEvE. it really stands for.....
*SCARY COUGH PARTIES.*
Scary cookie party
it can also stand for Starbucks CreepyPasta
@@skilerketchum6633 yes. I wanna go read a starbucks creepypasta now-
@@marapines the Starbucks employee 😼
salty cookie poop
Quote of the century:
"I truly didn't mean to... if you can believe that."
Ill use this quote when im pleading for innocence after I commited Manslaughter
@@Ihaveararehandle I will too... You're a smart man along with albert
“could you dont?” *perfect English*
edit: holy- how’d this get 935 likes- tysm!
hiii
1:10
I read this and right after I read it flamingo said that
LOL I READ THIS COMMENT JUST AS HE SAID THAT
Ah yes, "could you don't" , the best quote in history
Simply touching SCP-999’s surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999, and lasts long after separation from the creature. Subject’s favorite activity is "tickle-wrestling", often by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and tickling them until asked to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request). Though injuries may occur, SCP-999 has never been found to purposefully attempt to harm others, and will immediately back away and contract its body into a quivering mound while gurgling in a matter similar to a whimpering dog, seemingly "apologizing" for hurting someone on accident.
While the creature will interact with anyone, it seems to have a special interest in those who are unhappy or hurt in any way. Persons suffering from crippling depression or PTSD, for example, have reported having a far more positive outlook on life after multiple interactions with SCP-999. The possibility of manufacturing antidepressants from SCP-999's slime is currently being discussed.
"Well call it the cough cough"
"Thats what SCP stands for..Scary..Cough..Parties."
*"Dude did you hear that jerry got the cough cough? "*
*"How?"*
*"I think he went to an SCP"*
P be lttijgyu
This be bb bb a dog 🐶 my dog to the typing this.s
Hjojo surgery gevi we could tevtiyegv
Not a scp
Safiye Sonmez what
“Class d’s are the good guys”
Class D’s are also death row inmates
@Fresh Sans ,also they become Chaos Insurgencies when they escape.
Fresh Sans....*FRESH SANS WATCHES FLAMINGO!!!*
@Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B No, you are the best
@@R0DBS2 Don't go to his channel , he'll get free views.
Are you telling me that these brainless sunscreen eaters are mass murderers
RUclips: gets triggered when u say COVID
Also YT; want to know more about COVID?
lol
RUclips accept some youtubers to say the (C-word) in there videos...
I think RUclips is a bunch of karens
I still say cronoa instead of Covid
As a administrator in this game I approve.
Ok
Ok
Ok
Liar
@@The_Aces1986 furry kid
Albert: Talks about merch
Me: *cries in not having enough money for chicken nugget*
dam lol but same
Omg
*cries in not enough money for v-buck ;C*
I wanna get it but I’m not sure if I wanna ask my mom because the one I like is 30.dollars.
Same
I looked up “Russian guy throws coasters at mom” and it recommended me your channel
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
Abdurahman O what happed
Wait u just figured out he exists?
@Mr duck. You really want views? Hmm. That won’t work on me. 😾
I'm not worried about that I am worried about why the hecc you looked that u xD
So here’s a message I’ve been wanting to say for a few years now, so for all the flamingo haters out there,only bcs flamingo rages on camera doesn’t mean he’s a horrible person he’s clearly nice and supportive so if u don’t support ur missing out cuz he’s has a heart too,he doesn’t deserve hate,in the game ragdoll ppl are like “flamingo sucks” but I tell them that only cuz u see him raging a lot doesn’t mean,that he’s mean so if ur a flamingo hater seriously just don’t even speak no one wants any hater to speak when someone’s so nice and supportive,so yeah,remember Albert there’s more fans then haters we all love u and will support u forever we all love u,ur very nice and don’t listen to haters their just jealous that u have a whole bunch of support from us. {Sorry if u lost brain cells reading this I suck at making paragraphs :^]}
Thank you for wring this albert is a good guy and he so sweet
@@pand4sked That is also a good response, but I think Torcher Official didn't mean this to people who hate Albert's videos, I think they were trying to say this not to the people who just hate watching Albert, but the people who spread hate to his channel.
@@pand4sked People are free to have any opinion they want, but if they hate for 1 stupid reason, and spread their hate a lot (I've seen hate 'music' on Albert) it's not good. People can have opinions, and dislike someone, but they shouldn't spread it like a lot of people do.
You just can say he's good not bad I don't wanna read all that :(
Torcher Official *cough* *cough* opinions *cough*
Albert: wants to kill people as an scp
Also Albert: unknowingly chooses one of the least threatening scp’s ever
albert: this is what scp means
me: *flashbacks to “ugly scp tato”*
😂😂
Ugly scp tato
Ugly scp tato
lol
but i heared something albert say he he he hell i think something is wrong
Ugly scp tato
Albert: WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME
also Albert: *crosses the red line*
He has more subs than you anyways buster :/
I love u flamingo
@@lowkeyjujusacct so?...
@KitCatDev don't be rude!
so true idot
admin command: you should give people death note books and see what they do
Day2night animations can you don't
That’s actually a good idea
Bruh that was my idea and i got no likes
@Poop Dealer what the hell...
Noob Stuffz oh that’s sad
The scp you chose are first is the kindest scp. SCP-999, also known as "The Tickle Monster", is a Safe-class SCP under the SCP Foundation's containment. It is known for its adorable appearance and friendly attitude. It is one of the most friendly SCP's in the Foundation.
_”good thing this guy has sunscreen on, he wont catch on fire, he wont burn”_
~Wise words of wisdom with Albert
Little did Albert know he is one of the most friendly SCP’s, SCP-999
Class- safe
Im gay
UGLY
He will now be unable to kill people
@@R3gularman13 excuse me
“If I could, I would.”
-Albert 2020
@@arcticuss1528 HAHAHAAH TREUUU
6:57
@Į Àm ĶÊVÏŇ B 5 oh I already hated you for spamming things, I wouldn't be going to ur stupid video for views.
Don’t give him what he wants
0-0
Funny thing is that when I saw the video I saw 096 (Shy Guy) And the other funny thing is that Albert dose not know what SCP stands for even though it stands for ''Secure, Contain, Protect''
*Little did Albert know, SCP-999 was a SAFE scp.*
No you shut up
Rude
Why people being so toxic to this dude he didn’t even do anything
SCP 999 is actually a thauminal SCP, if you k ew the truth you would know.
😂
Flamingo: Scp stands for scary cough partys.
The Noob: Yay! I luv partys.
Little did those Noob knows,there gonna get a free sample of Covid-chan.
Daxondelly teehee
@@cloudxzplayz1734 lol
scp means :
SO
COOL
PLACE
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B not this bot again
UGH i HATE IT when bullies make me get eaten by demons it’s SOOOO annoying and it happens ALL the time >:(
omg- EXCUSE ME WHAT KIND OF CRAP DO YOU KNOW CAUSE I DON'T THINK BEING EATEN BY DEMONS IS NORMAL- XD
SO 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Then dont become maximum security inmates, and then sign up to become a Class-D fo an exchange of freedom after 1 month.
So then what does the scp foundation do with the kids in your basement?
KitCatDev bro can you stop like nobody asked
i know this is a generic comment, but albert is just one of those people that could never be canceled cause he has some offensive but really funny humor, but is also just a really good person, keep up the good work man
“I feel like a ferret smoothie would not taste good. Even without the hair”
Me: *drinks ferret smoothie* “I beg to differ” *pulls hair out of mouth*
Ew-
Oh no
@@boba._wolf8705 whoooosh
@@boba._wolf8705 r/whoooosh
๑ Cherry ๑ yes I do
Albert: "I wanna kill people"
Also Albert: becomes moast harmless and nice scp there is
Also the god who will kill scarlet king
“Moast”
Moast
yes
my dad hates me the moast in the family
"How do I kill people"
Scp fans: stoopid that's scp 999 the most friendliest scp ever
Lol
;-;
senior scp fans: stoopid thats scp 999, son of the scarlet king, the future ruler of the multiverse
scp 999 is so not dangerous that they sometime left him explore the facility
Don’t put 999 in the upgrade machine 999 will murder
"can your lips taste the kiss of death?" by DARLING
“My”
@@springbnnie4455 bi
@@springbnnie4455 shy
@@springbnnie4455 guy
@@springbnnie4455 rie
SCP999 is a friendly SCP where it has the power to heal depression in one touch. It loves to play with Class-D and makes them happy.
Edit: I will not say thank you for giving me lots of likes
The best scp.
Correction it loves to play with _everyone_
Can I be friends with scp 999?
Cracker cutest*
It also makes a chemical in your brain i forgot what exactly but it happens the more your with scp999 and eventually there is so much you die
Everybody: flamingo is for kids!
Flamingo: *Roblox bullies fed me to the demons.*
haha funny thing is nobody ever said flamingo is for kids
He's family friendly, not just for kids
Also flamingo: *STOP EATING SUNSCREEN*
XD
@@tokatokatoka yes lots of people in the dollhouse game when I was dressed as cleetus
Admin idea: say “don’t touch my tail” and if someone comes up to you and says “*touches tail*” kill them in many ways over and over until the say “*lets go of tail*”
Yos
Dh Playz yessssss
Good idea
YESSSSSS😂
O k
I love how alberts first thought of a girl name is tsunade, a true naruto fan
“I wanna kill people!”
**becomes peanut butter SCP**
Edit: DEAR GOD, PEOPLE SAYING “IT’S NOT PEANUT BUTTER” I SWEAR YOU MISS JOKES LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD TRYING TO GET A BASKETBALL IN A HOOP. IT’S A JOKE. I KNOW IT ISN’T PEANUT BUTTER.
THE MOST PEACEFUL SCP
lol
@@Fn50a I
No
it’s not peanut butter
Alright. Suggestion. Go in adopt and raise and when people go to “bed” in roleplays teleport them to a creepy world, call it a “bad dream” and make these dreams come true. LIKE THIS SO ALBERT CAN SEEEE
so albert can seeeed
I already liked this
Spread the word
Seed- I cant
@@willieserranojr3165 wow your so cool😎😎👍 I wish I already did
Yessir
1:09
Albert: “PICK IT”
Also Albert: “Can u don’t”
@ Yeah but he said to pick one so he chose the fire one and said "can u don't" even though he said to chose any
@ But I get what you mean so it's fine
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
The likes tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@coach4813 now you you're just trying to get clout
It’s funny how everytime Albert coughs my internet goes bad
Flamingo: "ahhh im stuck in here"
*girl opens door for him*
Flamingo: "that was actually sweet of you"
SEE! he can be nice, just because he rages on camera doesn't mean he's a mean person off camera
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
Hello?
𝙾𝚠𝚘
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
Time stamp?
Albert: *Posts*
Everyone: tO tHE 1% oF PEOple ThAt sEe tHIs hAvE a GReat daY!
This is facts
Accurate.
WHO EVER IS READING THIS HOPE U HAVE A TERRIFIC DAY
Imma end this whole scam spams career
Fax😃
“Roblox bullies fed me to the demons”
Me: *that sounds like something you would do to the noobs, Albert-*
Lol
Oml-i u are so rightt omggg yess lol
You mean too online daters too
Mong Teng Pasue Yang lol yea
PinkMonsterDuck_PlayzRBLX hoi
“Dude I’ve been wanting to kill an animal for a while”
-Albert 2020
Flamingo: *sees people burning*... this is fine
Natalie White Shut up
@Natalie White Are you committing treason?
Natalie White thx this worked
Natalie White poop
Natalie White just stop your not fooling anybody
The massive shade Albert threw on those tiktokers 😂 i'm here for it.
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B never😌
@Mats Waijers NOT THE TINKYTOKEYAREES
Yesss! I’m here for it too lmao 😂
He's a bad b
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B ITS A BOT
THE SHADE TO THE HYPE HOUSE. I'M SO HERE FOR IT. LMFAOOOO.
SCP means secure, contain, and protect because they’re dangerous creatures
Except scp 999 I think that’s te safe one still contained
Nobody:
Albert as soon as the video starts: Why is everyone dying!?
Wherever he goes, danger lingers not too far behind.
- That he probably made.
@KitCatDev And???
I'll wait...
Albert: this is basically hell for u at this point-
Me: sis agrees
{Cl_vt} wanna know what rhymes? shut up please
it’s a joke ok if you get mad good 4 u 😗☺️
what
@@robertotoribio5585 dose chu not get the flamingo language-? o-o
Just to let you know:
Scp 999 is really friendly
Yes, he is vewy nice.
ikr !!
SCP-999 can cure depression and when it met the shy guy the one in the thumbnail it was actually happy with something
Aww he is so cute
MiniToon has his own SCP game I recommend it
@@ihatepurplehats I’m not talking about piggy, he made a scp game before piggy and it’s rlly good
Ik
@@nerd_that_likes_rap IM NOT TALKING TO YOU
@@Sir_Mortal what is it
@@mtfe1149 it’s called containment breach
Oh god-I was eating a smoothie when he said a “ ferret smoothie would not taste good” and I looked at my RED smoothie and almost puked 🤢
LOL-
eat ferret smoothie. ferret smoothies. smoothie ferret. e.
Bruhhh
Yummy
Sunshine Studios good puke Gacha trash
Person: What is the disease again?
Albert: Its called the "Cough"
Everybody: *uNdERstaNdBLe hAvE A GrEAT dAY.*
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B ok?
Torbule was my time
Ethereal Avery Terrible profile picture.
✌
Ethereal Avery Please, don’t start a riot, I can show support for whoever I want so yeah.
Albert: “That guy just gave me the kiss of death.”
**Darling in the Franxx flashbacks**
:O i miss Darling in the Franxx
@@tableswithoutchairs1168 same ;-;
weeb
Thinking the same thing, sadly theres no more darling in the franxx
@@IvanTube0 cant tell if thats an insult or not, but let us live a little. the whole world does not revolve around you
Albert: Isabella be worth NOTHING
Me: **cries in buster**
hey albert, i know you probably aren’t gonna see this comment but i just wanted to say that when you posted this video, i was having a panic attack so i couldn’t watch it, but after i calmed down a bit, i watched this video and somehow felt better immediately. i’ve been watching your videos for a couple years now, and you never hesitate to make me feel better no matter how bad i’ve been feeling. i know you’re getting a lot of hate and i just want you to know that no matter what some idiot noobs think of you, you are amazing and there are millions of people who love you and are so grateful for you. but anyways, i just wanted to remind you that we will still love you and support you no matter what. you’re awesome buster. never let them get to you
why is this at the bottom of the comment section
You had a panic attack because you were so happy he posted
@AceZaMace ok
sad thing is, he might not see this :/ (I SAID MIGHT)
this is so sad I'm crying
Flamingo: “Stop don’t touch me”
Me: *no no square flashbacks*
I thought that was only me
XD
Good heavens
NO NO SQUARE WILL LIVEEEE
😂 ikr
"A ferret smoothie would not taste good"
as a ferret owner, I can confirm...
they taste like rotting corpses-
what a terrible day to be able to read
and im malfoy. draco malfoy.
How would you know the taste of a rotting corpse?
@@Smokey-fy8of ...
Hol up
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-999 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to, but otherwise must stay in its pen either between 8PM-9PM for sleeping, or during emergency lockdowns for its own safety. Subject is not allowed out of its pen at night or off facility grounds at any time. Pen is to be kept clean and food replaced twice daily. All personnel are allowed inside SCP-999’s holding area, but only if they are not assigned to other tasks at the time, or if they are on break. Subject is to be played with when bored and spoken to in a calm, non-threatening tone.
Albert: name is Tsunadu and looks like a tsundere.
Me: hmmmm a man of culture.
lol for me his username reminded me of Tsunade from naruto but the user was probably taken so he did “tsunadu” instead
lol that’s what first came to my mind when I saw the name we are people of culture here:3
@@crowbones8942 Hey! Anything works my man.
@@yourlocalanimelover6665 lol
Helo I am a cat Ur reminding me of Jiraya now :(
1:09
Albert: "Yeah, can you don't?"
Me: **bows** 👏👏👏
Edit: thx for the likes! :)))
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 bjghvfh (do yall remember that XD)
um this is stupid
if yall don't like it dislike and leave yall don't gotta hate
Averyplays- Roblox and more! Yup
Yes queen 💅🏻☁🕊️
my dog that i’ve had since i was 2 years old passed away earlier this month. i’ve been very sad about it lately, and watching your videos has helped me feel happier. thanks for being the funny genuine silly person you are
edit:thanks for all the kind replies it means a lot to me🥺❤️
☹︎ sad ur dog died
Srry for you lost
Sad but at least your CHILLLLL
Is your pfp supposed to be a mourn for you dogs loss. Sorry for your loss, your dog will be watching you from the heavens, he will always be with you.
@melissa duenez nope, it isn’t a mourn for the loss. thank you for your kindness though, i really appreciate it.
Can you just pull that trigger real quick? the guy with the gun: yes *it doesn’t kill him* Flamingo: AAAAAA
Albert: Why is everyone on fire...?
Me: *Ahh Thats Hot*
*AHHH THATS HOT, THATS HOT.*
Do not read my name 👀
“AHH YEAH THATS HOT 🔭”
Flame on Hotman!!!
@@dontclickonmyprofilepictur4900 thanks for the vibe 😹😹😹
11:05 “He was overcome by evil from the mask”
Me: IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!
Everything is a JoJo reference
WATCH OUT FOR SCARY COUGH PARTIES
BZ L you
Made in heaven, reset this universe from jojo fans.
Deleted Account it’s probably a The Mask reference
"Roblox bullies fed me to demons"
Yeah, my bullies is my own inner voice and me. So, kinda can relate
Hello how yo doing
KitCatDev OH GOD
KitCatDev your mom
KitCatDev you just want attention
KitCatDev Dumb comment
imagine albert playing scp containment breach
albert: *its basically hell at this point for you*
New fans: *OMG HE SAID HELL INSTEAD OF HECK IM UNSUBBING*
Me: *ah finally he said hell once again*
Nobody rly talked about it tho so wdym
@@ashlompgamer2933 its just i feel like people would do that if there not og fans Lmao
time?
I dont care if he says hell .-.
@@luiszsz 7:20
“Good thing this guy has sunscreen on, he will not catch on fire.”
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
Mr duck no
Bruh Moment yeah! ;>
Mr duck what no shut up okay bot
@@coach4813 Hey gacha life isn't bad. It is just a game. You are a kid. Why don't you actually see what gacha life/gacha club is?
Whenever Albert screams my parents are always like "Who the heck are you watching, a crazy person?"
Tbh they're not wrong, he is pretty crazy- (but in a good way obviously lol)
I see you all the time ur my nightmare
@@giorno8773 xd
@@Ihsuga I'll make a song
never going say meh say name youll never know stupid idiot
Did you like my song
I can relate so much XD
Someone has voice over 5hrtz
Mom:HES CRAZY MUUUU---RDEERE
*trys to kill as the literal SCP-999*
Me: THAT THING IS LITERALLY HARMLESS AND IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A SAVIOR
“Fed me to the demons”
Me: ah yes, a normal Roblox video as usual
Hallelujah a Normal comment
Yes
YES SMSHFJY
XD
yes
Lmao, Albert legit chose the only real "friendly" SCP out of all of them.
Aren't there other friendly ones? (1867 for example)
@@FlippinEgg His nature is questionable though, even though he is classified as a safe object. There are times where he would indirectly kill agents but brush it off.
Gurl- if ur watching flamingo find a better name
There is alot of friendly scps like 131
@@puppywasgone9741 wha- why should theY-
Albert:*buys railgun*
Also Albert:this gun sucks it doesn’t even shoot!!
Albert 3 seconds later:wow this gun is so good it works!!
Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B owo daddy
Yes
@Ï ÃM ĶëvïÑ B
No daddy UwU
Fun Fact: “Railguns needs to charge for at least 5-10 seconds to fire a Laser that disintegrates any object”
RUclips is weird, it says 12 likes but then you click on view reply it says 103. It also says it only has 1 reply but then you click on it there’s more :/
I like how mr flap fart didn't realised that scp 999 can't kill people
“Everyone’s life is a sad story, mine is just the saddest” -Albert 2020
"Quoting people isn't original and isn't funny " - Me 2020
Lol 😂
First thing I hear, once the video starts playing:
"Everyone's on fire"
Yep, that sounds normal to me :]
Me: Hey mom? Do u know Flamingo? the person I watch???
My mom: The guy who screams alot? yea what about him?
Me: I- uh- uhm- 😢
Btw this actually happend-
WHAT DID YOU DOOOODOIJEKAJEIJ
Ramona DiMaria what did you do!
Yeahhhhh
Lol do you always watch flamingo in the kitchen or bed cause I think that's how she knew
SAME LMAO MY MOM HATES IT
Im a GPA/GamePassAdmin in that game I prayed that you were in my server while rec but sadly my dreams where crushed and I would never be happy again.
Albert: LOOK WHOS NOT BANNED HAHA---- *BAN HAMMER* game: You thought
Do not read my name 👀
Albert when the zoo didn't let him actually kill the animals: I've been waiting to kill some animals
0_0
Chill out man
I am scared....
Reroll Monotone REEEEE
XD
1:11
"Ya, can you don't?"
-Albert 2020
It's actually "Yeah, coulfnt you dont?"
I remember the old area 02 map, I'm gonna miss the old area 02 map.
Albert: **talks about covid**
RUclips: ad revenue go 🟢 to 🟡 haha
bog rabax
MaliaVerse lol 100 bobux
SovietTrout 390 no more bobux chill tobux
69 bobux
Ok
Has anyone else been around long enough to remember Yo tengo,his decpacito remix,and even Albertstuff? Times were so much easier when he was shoving his mouse down the toilet. Good times...
Exposed flamingo on my newest vid
Yo tango
@@coach4813 wow... really... stop self-advertising. times have changed, he has changed, stop it.
@@coach4813 who asked
Yea I still say yo tango to this dat
SCPF: SCP stands for Secure. Contain. Protect.
Albert: Scary. Cough. Parties.
Albert was so hot that everyone caught on fire.
@KitCatDev Stop hating. Idiot :>
@KitCatDev hi
@KitCatDev can we play roblox
@KitCatDev no it's just sad because your life is going to be horrible I can tell what happens in the future
KitCatDev why did you reply just to give hate doesn’t make sense