@@liguowI don't know if English is your first language but you surly ain't speaking it because I'm not sure if you can speak it properly because you must also have the stupidity of a rock
Sami Yami The same thing happened at my school, my friend was sleeping on someone elses bed then his friend came to tell him a story and he syptraight up told him, he was sleeping..
0:29 scp-1230 (a hero is born) That scp is actually a wholesome scp that will try it best to make your dream the best out of your imagination and wish while in sleep
@@zaidsdkjifasdifsdfadfsdfv8078 It’s not a game it’s just a wiki character. Item #: SCP-1230 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1230 is to be kept in a secure storage locker at Site-12. Access requires minimum Clearance 2 with authorization and supervision by Clearance 3 research and security staff respectively. Supervising personnel are not to view SCP-1230's contents. Personnel accessing SCP-1230 are required to submit written accounts of dreams experienced within 48 hours of access. (See Addendum-1230-A) SCP-1230 has been relocated to a secure storage locker behind the desk of Site-12's main library. Access is available to Clearance 2 personnel deemed to be in satisfactory psychological condition by site psychiatric staff. Personnel accessing SCP-1230 must submit written accounts of their dreams within 48 hours of access and submit to follow-up psychological examination. Description: SCP-1230 is an unlabeled, green hardcover book with no apparent exceptional qualities. When SCP-1230 is opened, it displays the phrase “A hero is born” on the first page viewed, while all other pages will be blank, "resetting" once the book is closed. This has no obvious effects at first, but upon falling asleep, the reader will dream of a fantasy world where they are the protagonist of a troubled land. Dreamers are completely aware and all senses work just as well as when awake. Results vary depending on the imagination of the reader and are mostly attuned to fantasies of adventure that the reader would enjoy. In the mind of the reader, these dreams have been documented to last anywhere from 45 seconds (see Experiment 1230-3) to 200 years (see Experiment 1230-5) but in reality, the reader will usually never be asleep longer than they would normally. Upon awaking, the reader is able to remember every aspect of their dream in detail. In SCP-1230-induced dreams, there is always a character called the “Book Keeper” (SCP-1230-1) appearing as a bearded man in a green cloak who claims to be the personification of SCP-1230 himself. SCP-1230-1 has been reported to be very amicable and helpful towards dreamers. It has stated that it enjoys creating these “fantasy-scapes” and always tries to shape them in such a way that the dreamer garners the most entertainment out of it. It has expressed sorrow when the dream comes to an end and asks the dreamer to “please visit again soon”. Discovery: In a small bookstore located [DATA EXPUNGED] the shopkeeper had no recollection of owning the unlabeled book but attempted to sell a story to local newspapers about a “magical dream book”. The Foundation was able to dispel the story as a hoax and SCP-1230 was confiscated. Experiment-1230-01: Dr. F███████, in an attempt to test its effective range, opened SCP-1230 and boarded a flight to his hometown of [REDACTED] where he spent the night at a hotel. Upon his return, Dr. F███████ reported that SCP-1230-1 appeared in his dreams and explained that once you read ‘A hero is born’, the dream is immediately implanted in your subconscious, after which SCP-1230-1 is able to manipulate it remotely. Dr. F███████ expressed his appreciation for SCP-1230-1’s cooperation. Experiment-1230-02: A camera was set-up above SCP-1230 and, using a mechanical “arm”, the book was opened. All pages were revealed to be blank. It seems SCP-1230 is only effective when opened by beings that are able to have dreams. SCP-1230-1 explained to a subsequent dreamer that it is actually only able to affect beings “with an imagination” and that most creatures such as animals would not be affected. Experiment-1230-03: One (1) D-class was instructed to open the book and (after much reassurance that his experiences would only be dreams) ordered to immediately find a way to kill himself in the dream. The subject was asleep for merely 45 seconds before he awoke with a start in a nervous sweat. He reported being at the summit of a volcano called “The Ashen Spire” on a quest for “Caladius, the Blessed Blade”. When asked how the subject knew the names, he stated, “It’s like I knew them all along”. He apparently leapt into the volcano and “felt an intense heat” before awakening. D-class requested permission to "give it another go". Request was denied. Experiment-1230-04: One (1) D-class was instructed to open the book and attempt to non-fatally injure himself in his dream. After 6 hours, the D-class awoke and reported that he was able to feel a “numbed” sort of pain where it was never so intense as to be unbearable. He also reported meeting an elderly, cloaked man who asked him why he was harming himself, but thanked him for not immediately killing himself “like that other rude fellow”. Experiment-1230-05: Professor B████ filed a request for access to SCP-1230 and was quickly permitted, given his Level 4 clearance. Staff members recalled that Professor B████ was almost “visibly shaking with excitement” and some reported that Professor B████ was an avid fan of tabletop and role-playing games. Surveillance shows that Professor B████ opened the book, read the phrase, sat down beside the desk and promptly fell asleep. Staff members were alarmed when Professor B████ did not awake after 15 hours and alerted security. The on-site medical staff were able to confirm that Professor B████ was still alive and in good health. After approximately 24 hours since falling asleep, Professor B████ began to move, reported to have "slowly raised his head and looked around the room, appearing deeply confused". Security entered the room to ensure he was alright, to which he replied, “Where am I?”. He was sent to Medical where staff explained where and who he was. Several minutes later, Professor B████ appeared to have regained his memory and excused himself to the restroom. When 15 minutes passed and Professor B████ had not exited, a nurse entered to find he had hanged himself with his belt. A scribbled message on the wall revealed his last words: “I can’t go back to this”. Dr. F███████ went to ask SCP-1230-1 what had happened, but upon opening SCP-1230, all its pages were soaking wet with the same message on every page: “I’m so sorry. I never intended for this to happen. I just wanted to make people happy.” repeated over and over. SCP-1230 remained in this state for three weeks and its desk had to be wiped dry biweekly. In an attempt to communicate, Dr. F███████ placed a sticky note inside SCP-1230 with the statement, “I’d like to talk to you, if that’s alright”. The next morning, Dr. F███████ filed a report about a dream he had concerning SCP-1230-1. + Report-1230-14 Shortly after the report was filed, surveillance showed Dr. F███████ slipping another small paper into SCP-1230. A few days later, SCP-1230 began showing its usual “A hero is born” greeting once again. When asked what the note said, Dr. F███████ declined to give detailed comment, simply stating that he "just gave it some friendly advice". Addendum-1230-A: During initial testing, SCP-1230-1 asked dreaming personnel if it could be relocated to an area with many books (preferably fiction) so that it could think of even better ways to construct its “fantasy-scapes”. After numerous experiments were performed to ensure that SCP-1230 posed no threat, the request was accepted and SCP-1230 has been relocated to Site-12's library
how to ban people supported the game : 1: Follow a guy that has 3x sprint gamepass 2: Jail them. 3: Ask them how did you get speed without looking if they bought the gamepass 4: other guy: Exploiting
roblox admins are the worst dudes in the games they are not gives u single minute to explain what u do or what u *doesnt* do but they like bans u permamently and sucks up ur all gaming fun dumps
0:28 man, the guy is a champ, he's showing you scp-1230, probably one of the most wholesome and fun scp's out there! Just thinking about scp-1230-1 makes me wanna smile, he's such a good guy
I remember this, even when it was something he did like a year or two ago. And I don’t rewatch his old videos because I like the ones with his face in it.
"Idiotic admin" no she just made an assumption you would've done the same I have no idea what that game's goal is but there is no reason to be talking shit without knowing anything yare yare.
@Seungsomi He might of. But I've realized that everyone the smiles family is friends with soft of have a connection. Remember at the end of Alberts last video about the smiles where where at the end that guy took the kids. That's "DanStickman". That's the uncle of "HannahMcCain" who becomes "Clair smiles" best friend. And the mom "Nancy smiles" (I don't remember if this was mentioned before). friends with the whole smiles family. That's the mom. Nancy is the mom. But I don't know. But I think that each friend of the smiles have an connection. But maybe I'm wrong
@@hoth010-y9n I have a feeling your right your pretty smart and can remember a lot of things I think we should look more into the smile's friends and ppl they know with Nancy smile's and leo smile's they probably have a interesting story for sure...
Albert: "We bought game pass" Admin: "No. Exploiters." Well that's just ignorant, isn't it? Imagine putting an add on purchasable in your game and then accusing people who buy it of cheating and banning them? That's the scummiest thing you can do as an owner/admin. Tbh that deserves a report. xD Unintentionally scamming people because they're assuming everyone's cheating. Get a new admin or take down the game. Or at the very least, apologize. This is half serious and half a joke.
Loganslog Pringlepug Dude so what? Why do fortnite haters gotta be so toxic? If you can’t respect a fellow member of the flamingo club your not a true chill boi
You and your channel have really helped me few the past months as I've been in some dark places. I lost my grandad and nearly lost my best friend. But everyday since quarantine I would wake up and start watching your videos because they make me smile and make my day happier. you've truly been someone I have loved to watch and even though you probably don't know it, you've helped me through some mutual deaths and nearly a suicide. You are the best and keep smiling BROTHER! love Lily (possibly one of you biggest fans) xxxxxxx
0:24 The 05 Council shall be informed by that. Congratulations Albert for destroying a big part of that man's career. 0:30 Oooh, haven't read that one yet but I heard it was a sad one!!! 0:34 You will be missed. 1:42 Your 1 month of service is done. [[TIME TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN]] 2:14 SCP-343.... 4:50 Wait is that the one that traps a person inside of a crystal or am I thinking of SCP-009? 6:21 The foundation's ways on treating D-Class is highly unethical and inhumane but, can you really blame them? No, Alpha-1 will hunt us down. 6:50 Is there an 05 keycard perhaps? Haha!! 8:19 Foundation guards, researchers, MTF units and 05 Command(?) in the same room. *WHAT THE ACTUAL [[REDACTED]]* 9:19 Containment breach? A raid? The UIU begging the foundation to give them funding? What is it?? 10:44 *YOU TEASED A GODDAMN MTF MEMBER?!!!!!! GOOD LORD HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!!!!! THOSE GUYS ARS NOTHING BUT SAVAGE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!* 11:14 Your 1 month of service is over. 11:51 Oh god even the site director is involved now-- 12:29 Where is Dr. Gears...? He's supposed to be monitoring The Clockworks Machine... 13:15 *sips coffee* Just a regular Tuesday. 13:40 Where's that orange euphoria blob? I really need him. 14:04 SCP-006-J, SCP-001, SCP-4666, SCP-3999, SCP-5000, SCP-729-J and much more: Are we a joke to you? Closing remarks: Albert, Kaden, *WHAT THE ACTUAL [[REDACTED]]* YOU BOTH ARE WORSE THAN DR. SHAW, DR. CLEF AND DR. KONDRAKI IN THE SAME ROOM!!!!!
She knows it exists, she just had to check because people were reporting Albert for exploits. She was testing speeds to see if he was too fast, but he left before she could free him.
she copied other people's clothing too but she doesn't sell them.She prob copies them and wears them.She also has a bio that is trying to be motivational
How can you have admin on a game and not even know of a gamepass feature on there to a point where you plan on banning the person with the gamepass smh
Hey Albert I know another scp game that’s good (and for trolling a game pass is a pistol for class d it doesn’t go away ever ) so yeah MORE CONTENT also the Omni keycard is best
SCP 914 is infact not an SCP converter, and is very useful. You can use it to get a beginner's keycard (low), a keycard of lower value (mid-low), a card of the same value (midway), a keycard of higher value (mid-high), and [REDACTED] (high). Using the toggle on the main part of the machine, you can choosewhich one you want to have. Redacted means the information should not be shared to the public. I hope this helps! :)
Dear Albert you got this scp completely wrong! 12:25 This is Scp 914 otherwise know as The Clockworks 914 is a machine that changed objects, its hard to explain what it does but its easier to explain what it is. It's a machine that has three compartments, the scp has every piece of technology or hardware (I don't know if that's the right word) inside of it. The scp changes things when it's put on a setting, say you put a sheep in and put it on "Rough" the sheep will go through the machine and come out all meat and guts, say you put metal in it say a slab of iron or steel and but it on "Easy" it will come out little iron bits. I know you probably won't read this all but this is to whoever watching the videos again and reads the comments. This is just an explanation on what Scp 914 (The clockwork machine) does!
Hey Albert, I recommend you play SCP:Secret Laboratory. It's a great game and Is on steam, also SCP:Containment Breach is a horror game and really fun.
4:00 albert: "Everybodys over here" Kaden: A̸͓̋̿Ä̵̺A̴̡͊A̵̛͓A̷̲̟̐A̸̖͓͠ and then even better... 10:01 Albert: "he, he go, THE, *robux*, Hey tyl! Ṛ̵͂̒O̵̮͝B̷̯̔U̸̪̻̐X̴̪̅̃
Class D: *breathes*
Roblox SCP admins: wait. that's illegal.
Class D : stands
Roblox scp admins: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL!!!
game admins in a nutshell
How to make roux:
1. Make expensive and stupid gamepasses.
2. Add it to your game.
3. Wait for Albert to play it.
BOOM.
noice
Yup.
Roux
yo yo - *-ROUX-*
@@maximiliannn yes
Albert: HEY THAT'S ADMIN ABUSE!
Also Albert: *Grabs ban hammer* BOTHER
UGLY SCP TATO
yea true lol
Albert : buys speed gamepass*
Admins: hey could you stop giving us money?
Ana bacigalupe ok this is the one funny meme about that girl.
Lol they don't deserve it
@@jackiematanza2791 Admins don't get paid for people buying things
Yes. True.
the admins are to old to remember what gamepass they sold.
We should complaint that the admin called albert a hacker and jailed him for using a gamepass.
It's site 17 don't worry about it
yes
Yes
@@girthycrusader2153 Oh hey sollux
Ann _ Nicola oh hi ann
“STOP”
“IM”
Top 10 Anime cliffhangers
Im a goofy goober
@@InfamousOneBallin YEAH
Anb
D E A D
1K Subs With No Uploads Challenge can you shout me out?
Exploiter: **Exploits**
Admins: **bans**
Regular guy: **buys speed gamepass**
Admins: *" s t o p "*
Girl admins dum xD
@@nickynick4588 not all of them are so i think you should delete that s and rephrase it
@@qqaa0 Girls who started roblox: bad doggo
Giros who have admin and are good with robux: *good doggo*
@@liguowI don't know if English is your first language but you surly ain't speaking it because I'm not sure if you can speak it properly because you must also have the stupidity of a rock
Random Duck Wearing A Top Hat And A Monocle what did ido
Imagine being Admin and not knowing about the gamepass.
BIG SAD
big noob admin
Big noob girl
get noob
Ew
“When your friend is telling a story and you haven’t been paying attention” 😂😂😂 Paige is the best
Sami Yami The same thing happened at my school, my friend was sleeping on someone elses bed then his friend came to tell him a story and he syptraight up told him, he was sleeping..
and Adam too lol
@@cherrienyu best editor out there
Buys game pass for 1,000 robux
Admins: *THIS DESERVES A PERM BAN*
Edit: just remembered I made this comment because of reply notifications
Product*
[GD] TheRealLoukas shut up nerd
[GD] TheRealLoukas shut it you noob
Why are you guys fighting?
[GD] TheRealLoukas no it’s game pass u booty hole
Hey Albert. There's a new myth you should investigate. His name is SaturnsVoyager
Scp tato ugly yes
Oi I've seen this dude
@UCdy0kfB3ztI2luln6a6DbKQ
Shut the noob thats a totall scam B(
Why dose robux scams on RUclips have to have a random woman
Just because you are in your bikini dose not mean that I will fall for your scam
@Brooke Davis *Commit Scp ugly tato*
0:29 scp-1230 (a hero is born)
That scp is actually a wholesome scp that will try it best to make your dream the best out of your imagination and wish while in sleep
what game???
@@zaidsdkjifasdifsdfadfsdfv8078 It’s not a game it’s just a wiki character.
Item #: SCP-1230
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1230 is to be kept in a secure storage locker at Site-12. Access requires minimum Clearance 2 with authorization and supervision by Clearance 3 research and security staff respectively. Supervising personnel are not to view SCP-1230's contents. Personnel accessing SCP-1230 are required to submit written accounts of dreams experienced within 48 hours of access. (See Addendum-1230-A) SCP-1230 has been relocated to a secure storage locker behind the desk of Site-12's main library. Access is available to Clearance 2 personnel deemed to be in satisfactory psychological condition by site psychiatric staff. Personnel accessing SCP-1230 must submit written accounts of their dreams within 48 hours of access and submit to follow-up psychological examination.
Description: SCP-1230 is an unlabeled, green hardcover book with no apparent exceptional qualities. When SCP-1230 is opened, it displays the phrase “A hero is born” on the first page viewed, while all other pages will be blank, "resetting" once the book is closed. This has no obvious effects at first, but upon falling asleep, the reader will dream of a fantasy world where they are the protagonist of a troubled land. Dreamers are completely aware and all senses work just as well as when awake. Results vary depending on the imagination of the reader and are mostly attuned to fantasies of adventure that the reader would enjoy. In the mind of the reader, these dreams have been documented to last anywhere from 45 seconds (see Experiment 1230-3) to 200 years (see Experiment 1230-5) but in reality, the reader will usually never be asleep longer than they would normally. Upon awaking, the reader is able to remember every aspect of their dream in detail. In SCP-1230-induced dreams, there is always a character called the “Book Keeper” (SCP-1230-1) appearing as a bearded man in a green cloak who claims to be the personification of SCP-1230 himself. SCP-1230-1 has been reported to be very amicable and helpful towards dreamers. It has stated that it enjoys creating these “fantasy-scapes” and always tries to shape them in such a way that the dreamer garners the most entertainment out of it. It has expressed sorrow when the dream comes to an end and asks the dreamer to “please visit again soon”.
Discovery: In a small bookstore located [DATA EXPUNGED] the shopkeeper had no recollection of owning the unlabeled book but attempted to sell a story to local newspapers about a “magical dream book”. The Foundation was able to dispel the story as a hoax and SCP-1230 was confiscated.
Experiment-1230-01: Dr. F███████, in an attempt to test its effective range, opened SCP-1230 and boarded a flight to his hometown of [REDACTED] where he spent the night at a hotel. Upon his return, Dr. F███████ reported that SCP-1230-1 appeared in his dreams and explained that once you read ‘A hero is born’, the dream is immediately implanted in your subconscious, after which SCP-1230-1 is able to manipulate it remotely. Dr. F███████ expressed his appreciation for SCP-1230-1’s cooperation.
Experiment-1230-02: A camera was set-up above SCP-1230 and, using a mechanical “arm”, the book was opened. All pages were revealed to be blank. It seems SCP-1230 is only effective when opened by beings that are able to have dreams. SCP-1230-1 explained to a subsequent dreamer that it is actually only able to affect beings “with an imagination” and that most creatures such as animals would not be affected.
Experiment-1230-03: One (1) D-class was instructed to open the book and (after much reassurance that his experiences would only be dreams) ordered to immediately find a way to kill himself in the dream. The subject was asleep for merely 45 seconds before he awoke with a start in a nervous sweat. He reported being at the summit of a volcano called “The Ashen Spire” on a quest for “Caladius, the Blessed Blade”. When asked how the subject knew the names, he stated, “It’s like I knew them all along”. He apparently leapt into the volcano and “felt an intense heat” before awakening. D-class requested permission to "give it another go". Request was denied.
Experiment-1230-04: One (1) D-class was instructed to open the book and attempt to non-fatally injure himself in his dream. After 6 hours, the D-class awoke and reported that he was able to feel a “numbed” sort of pain where it was never so intense as to be unbearable. He also reported meeting an elderly, cloaked man who asked him why he was harming himself, but thanked him for not immediately killing himself “like that other rude fellow”.
Experiment-1230-05: Professor B████ filed a request for access to SCP-1230 and was quickly permitted, given his Level 4 clearance. Staff members recalled that Professor B████ was almost “visibly shaking with excitement” and some reported that Professor B████ was an avid fan of tabletop and role-playing games. Surveillance shows that Professor B████ opened the book, read the phrase, sat down beside the desk and promptly fell asleep. Staff members were alarmed when Professor B████ did not awake after 15 hours and alerted security. The on-site medical staff were able to confirm that Professor B████ was still alive and in good health. After approximately 24 hours since falling asleep, Professor B████ began to move, reported to have "slowly raised his head and looked around the room, appearing deeply confused". Security entered the room to ensure he was alright, to which he replied, “Where am I?”. He was sent to Medical where staff explained where and who he was. Several minutes later, Professor B████ appeared to have regained his memory and excused himself to the restroom. When 15 minutes passed and Professor B████ had not exited, a nurse entered to find he had hanged himself with his belt. A scribbled message on the wall revealed his last words: “I can’t go back to this”. Dr. F███████ went to ask SCP-1230-1 what had happened, but upon opening SCP-1230, all its pages were soaking wet with the same message on every page: “I’m so sorry. I never intended for this to happen. I just wanted to make people happy.” repeated over and over. SCP-1230 remained in this state for three weeks and its desk had to be wiped dry biweekly. In an attempt to communicate, Dr. F███████ placed a sticky note inside SCP-1230 with the statement, “I’d like to talk to you, if that’s alright”. The next morning, Dr. F███████ filed a report about a dream he had concerning SCP-1230-1.
+ Report-1230-14
Shortly after the report was filed, surveillance showed Dr. F███████ slipping another small paper into SCP-1230. A few days later, SCP-1230 began showing its usual “A hero is born” greeting once again. When asked what the note said, Dr. F███████ declined to give detailed comment, simply stating that he "just gave it some friendly advice".
Addendum-1230-A: During initial testing, SCP-1230-1 asked dreaming personnel if it could be relocated to an area with many books (preferably fiction) so that it could think of even better ways to construct its “fantasy-scapes”. After numerous experiments were performed to ensure that SCP-1230 posed no threat, the request was accepted and SCP-1230 has been relocated to Site-12's library
@@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX i know, i’m just asking what the game in the video is.
@@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX holy, you didn't have to put the whole document in there.
not really
how to ban people supported the game :
1: Follow a guy that has 3x sprint gamepass
2: Jail them.
3: Ask them how did you get speed without looking if they bought the gamepass
4: other guy: Exploiting
Happen to me before, until I told them to check the god damn store.
GG poor arma
hello we are roblox admins and we have permisson to do whatever we want but this is not fair
TeenJa that was actual admin abuse tho, it’s stupid
roblox admins are the worst dudes in the games they are not gives u single minute to explain what u do or what u *doesnt* do but they like bans u permamently and sucks up ur all gaming fun dumps
Has a game pass 3x speed
"THEY'RE HACKING!"
So what's the point if you buy it
They just had to make sure cause it was pretty fast
Nova Wolf lol so does that mean they've never saw anyone buying it and speeding
also the teleport pass is useless for prisoners because they just get killed the second they’re seen
Shayan Patel ikr and it’s so dumb cause if u abuse it’s removed and all that robux is wasted
Lol
0:28 man, the guy is a champ, he's showing you scp-1230, probably one of the most wholesome and fun scp's out there! Just thinking about scp-1230-1 makes me wanna smile, he's such a good guy
Ya I luv the green book it's my favorite
this game: sells guns, +plus walkspeed and L5 Cards
someone: has bought all of them with robux
7 year old admin: sToP hAckInG
Hmm idk why I think I remember this :/
* Flashback *
*uGLy sCp tAtO*
@Jazza007 Yasss queen
SAME
I remember this, even when it was something he did like a year or two ago. And I don’t rewatch his old videos because I like the ones with his face in it.
the ":v" makes it unfunny.
@Jazza007 neopet is trash
Albert: oooo scary ghosts
Me:*starts having a heart attack*
Me: THOSES ARE SCPS NOT GHOSTS
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaq
Same dude same
You are and mum
No they are scary ghost
The is and epic
Albert: literally is playing the game
idiotic admin: they hacking
Hacker in the Same Game: *it’s free real-estate*
"Idiotic admin" no she just made an assumption you would've done the same I have no idea what that game's goal is but there is no reason to be talking shit without knowing anything yare yare.
Yellow Sellow “you would have done the same thing”
That’s called an “assumption.”
So maybe you talking trash without knowing anything.
@@zuzafunstuff I know the story, I don't really understand what you are saying.
Yellow Sellow I’m not talking about the video, stop trying to further the argument.
@@zuzafunstuff Then dont start it
nobody:
albert:SHE JAILED US AND SHE SAID: robux
lol albert was fooling around you can probably tell. Its her stupidity that she literally admin abused and took albert and kadens gamepass.
ROUX LOL
رو
Am I the only one who wants to pet Alberts hair? It's so fluffy
Edit: Sorry Albert,I hate life
that’s not creepy at all
*ur not the only one who wants to pet Alberts hair buster*
I do
UwU
I want to eat him and commit date albert because he would not accept me if he was alive
Right when I read "SCP" I was like "UglY scP tAtO"
Same
omg same
same omg same
omg omg omg
Same UGLY SCP TATO
Investigate Clerince. He's friends with Seth smiles. He's games just interest me. He might have connection with the smiles family.
I'm not certain but I think Albert has visited his games in a video before. He hasn't really "investigated" his myth since then though
SuperGiancarloBros .
@Seungsomi He might of. But I've realized that everyone the smiles family is friends with soft of have a connection. Remember at the end of Alberts last video about the smiles where where at the end that guy took the kids. That's "DanStickman". That's the uncle of "HannahMcCain" who becomes "Clair smiles" best friend. And the mom "Nancy smiles" (I don't remember if this was mentioned before). friends with the whole smiles family. That's the mom. Nancy is the mom. But I don't know. But I think that each friend of the smiles have an connection. But maybe I'm wrong
@@hoth010-y9n I have a feeling your right your pretty smart and can remember a lot of things I think we should look more into the smile's friends and ppl they know with Nancy smile's and leo smile's they probably have a interesting story for sure...
SuperGiancarloBros dude my. Name. Is Giancarlo too!
Imagine the creator watched this and take her admin away
XD ikr
Thats gonna be karma XD
Even worse: Shes a Class-D
@@gen2587 and she is put in the femur breaker
I would feel very nice.
Admin: yo bro, there were these 2 speed hackers claiming to have bought a “speed gamepass”
Owner: uh- that is an actual gamepass-
Admin: what
admin: _w h a t_
*gets banned*
Albert: idiot noob get noob robux ROUX
I’m yobro...
Yobro 559 ITS YOBRO HIMSELF
*well be right back meme*
Albert: "We bought game pass"
Admin: "No. Exploiters."
Well that's just ignorant, isn't it? Imagine putting an add on purchasable in your game and then accusing people who buy it of cheating and banning them?
That's the scummiest thing you can do as an owner/admin. Tbh that deserves a report. xD Unintentionally scamming people because they're assuming everyone's cheating. Get a new admin or take down the game. Or at the very least, apologize.
This is half serious and half a joke.
Just burn everything including the People just burn it all
Yes finally someone english is normal
that mod was stupiddddd
The reason for that is....
You can buy admin
Exactly! I feel really bad for Albert and his other friend tbh
When you look at scp 096
You: Oh what the...
Scp 096: REEEEEEEEEEEE
Hi DRUNK mouse
Dermot Chester - Sorry If I sound smart, but, SCP-096 kills you in two minutes or less. What triggers him to kill you is looking at his face. Oop
@@maximiliannn I know, I have looked into the SCP Foundation myself, but im just trying to get some laughs in.
When pls?
Idk when he saw him
everyone who edits albert's videos need a raise everytime they have to hear albert SCREAMING into their ears
Who immediately thought:
*Ugly SCP Tato*
After reading the title?
No
Weird how someone said the exact same thing a few minutes before you...
Possibly stolen comment?...
...no
No I just thought of the rake
me lol
Me: *Sees video title*
My brain: *uGlY sCp TaTo*
Ugly scp tato
X3
Ugly sup tato x3
Lmao same
Hi al
Banana
I remember
-nOrTh- •w• Y E S
give me my discount
Who can forget?
Kyle1st100 My name is DIMA and I am a SINGER
Albert: *puts SCP-096 in the thumbnail*
"Good job, Albert. Making him mad.
Brace yourself we are all dead"
He will find all of us and kill us now
i wanted to see scp-096 ;-;
Albert is a big so big noob like he can't move Albert:hi admin:hacker
: Albert I'm not
I wonder what that screaming is outside-
Slide 7 💀
I saw my sister in the thumbnail so I clicked
Nice sister
your sister has unbreakable bones btw
Your sister is beautiful 💫✨
Nightmare Plays you’re sister looks really nice
Get bully
Albert : *Buys 3x speed gamepass and tp gamepass*
Admin who was there when the gamepass was MADE : BANNED FOR EXPLOITING!
she didnt say "banned for exploiting" she just said how r u running so fast then albert said "gamepass" and thats when she checked the logs dummy
Mods can't ban only head mods can
Spike Mike Watch the video fully maybe?
Spike Mike relax omg
@@BunsoGaming dumb
I seriously hope the Admins watch this and realize how they got exposed and how they have *Little Roux*
site-17's admins have 1 braincell and that probably went into the interview they did to get the admin
Site-17 actually gives admin to anyone, so long as they give them money
oh that is SAD.
You should Do a raid with all your fans and we can all yell "Ugly SCP Tato"
GCheez ur a renegade no thanks
Na you play Fortnite
Don’t be rude guys
Amy Phillips ss
Loganslog Pringlepug
Dude so what? Why do fortnite haters gotta be so toxic? If you can’t respect a fellow member of the flamingo club your not a true chill boi
Hello flamingo!
Do you remember realm of the 9 portals?
Realm 3 is now out!
Me: *Buys something*
Admins & Owners: *BANNED*
XD
You and your channel have really helped me few the past months as I've been in some dark places. I lost my grandad and nearly lost my best friend. But everyday since quarantine I would wake up and start watching your videos because they make me smile and make my day happier. you've truly been someone I have loved to watch and even though you probably don't know it, you've helped me through some mutual deaths and nearly a suicide. You are the best and keep smiling BROTHER! love Lily (possibly one of you biggest fans) xxxxxxx
didnt ask
@@gnoblin7320 bruh
@Gnoblin didn't ask for ur opinion
Albert: let us know if you want us to raid more things
me: RAID AREA 51
Edit:OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKESS
OMG LOL THIS DESERVES SO MANY MORE LIKES
aliie.playz *humps car*
@@zzambles I-
r/comedycemetery
. I bet you... you have no idea what 'Area 51' is
Most admins (Even Official Roblox admins) Are just acting like kids these days.
Like u?
Exactly -_-
@@brunoVR448 LIKe yOu
dUh, ThIs iS a GoOd tHiNg tO sAy cause iT sAvAge dOi iAm sO cOoL
NintendoFnaf10 Plush, like Someone who can’t spell “you”?
Super7steve maybe they are kids?
Nobody:
Albert when get scared: -Screams like girl-
only real men scream like little girls
Miku Hatsune STOP BULLYING HIM😭😭😭😭😭
**Screams like girl**
@@jocelynlopez1589 He's not it's called ''True Story'' he does scream loudly like a girl, anyway why would you cry
@@gachagrapefruit1337 I agree with you I've almost broken one of my friends eardrum when I screamed into his ear as loudly as I can
Albert: He’s hitting me with a stick!
Baldi: I’LL BEATBOX YOU WITH A STICK!
Guys lets just all comment "YeS" in Tommorow vid;)
textingstory time!!! with me story time!! Ima do that I can’t wait it 2 times since he uploads 2 videos a day
Yes yest yes yes yes yes yes yes yrsdhttfucutfyctbyfctyfctbct SYSTEM MALFUNCTION LIKE COMMENT TO FIX
Yes
Yes Say yes for yes
One yes = YES
Yes queen
Who would win a highly trained mobile task force, or a man with ROUX
man with ROUX
Man with roux noob
Roux
Man with roux conquers all
Roux roux roux roux roux ROUX
“Are you the green one” -by Albert 2019
Vegetebles Hulk
Vegetebles hulk
Vegetbles Hulk
Vegetbles Hulk
Vegetables Hulk.
Just watched this 2 years later, he was the thing that kept me going 🛴
0:29
The door reads "a hero is born."
DEKU
oh hi its mina btw
leedle SLSKKSKSKSKSKSK MIDORIYA
Yas Hi Mina
Oh hey uwu
YEEEEEEES
leedle I hear Bakugou screaming in the background
In area 47 u can use the team's security dept, and mobile task force.
I play area 47
well play site 002 instead its a million times better
Same I used to play site 17 alot but the mods are useless and it always gets exploited so I started playing site 002
I play site 61
No one :
absolutely no one:
Kaiden *runs* kaiden: I aM lIkE sOnIc
The Avengers: We have the hulk!
Kaden: We have god.
3.1k likes flamgo is great all hail flamgo if no hail flamgo you will get real big noob
epicccc
"I'm scared"
"I'm shaking"
"I'm opening it"
XxBaby KatyxX And I’m QuaCkiNg
Welp
This sounds wrong......
Of coarse Albert uploaded this while I was watching another one of his videos
Same
SAME
Same oof.
sam E
happens all the time
also not trying be that person butttttttt
course*
0:24 The 05 Council shall be informed by that. Congratulations Albert for destroying a big part of that man's career.
0:30 Oooh, haven't read that one yet but I heard it was a sad one!!!
0:34 You will be missed.
1:42 Your 1 month of service is done. [[TIME TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN]]
2:14 SCP-343....
4:50 Wait is that the one that traps a person inside of a crystal or am I thinking of SCP-009?
6:21 The foundation's ways on treating D-Class is highly unethical and inhumane but, can you really blame them? No, Alpha-1 will hunt us down.
6:50 Is there an 05 keycard perhaps? Haha!!
8:19 Foundation guards, researchers, MTF units and 05 Command(?) in the same room. *WHAT THE ACTUAL [[REDACTED]]*
9:19 Containment breach? A raid? The UIU begging the foundation to give them funding? What is it??
10:44 *YOU TEASED A GODDAMN MTF MEMBER?!!!!!! GOOD LORD HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?!!!!! THOSE GUYS ARS NOTHING BUT SAVAGE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!*
11:14 Your 1 month of service is over.
11:51 Oh god even the site director is involved now--
12:29 Where is Dr. Gears...? He's supposed to be monitoring The Clockworks Machine...
13:15 *sips coffee* Just a regular Tuesday.
13:40 Where's that orange euphoria blob? I really need him.
14:04 SCP-006-J, SCP-001, SCP-4666, SCP-3999, SCP-5000, SCP-729-J and much more: Are we a joke to you?
Closing remarks: Albert, Kaden, *WHAT THE ACTUAL [[REDACTED]]* YOU BOTH ARE WORSE THAN DR. SHAW, DR. CLEF AND DR. KONDRAKI IN THE SAME ROOM!!!!!
Doctor Shaw*
@@West_Coast_Mainline yeaaaah, sorry
I edited this comment.
WoW
She knows it exists, she just had to check because people were reporting Albert for exploits. She was testing speeds to see if he was too fast, but he left before she could free him.
@@c4ndygutz573 or shes just really dumb
Checkered Zaire how do YoU know
@@c4ndygutz573 Oh thanks :3
@Hannah Miller No stupid scammer
The name of the girl admin is swayzse LETS TELL HER TO STOP THINKING PEOPLE ARE EXPLOITING
lol she gonna get raided with follows and messages telling her she is a idiot
she copied other people's clothing too but she doesn't sell them.She prob copies them and wears them.She also has a bio that is trying to be motivational
Isaac Da Manz lol
swayse died
/e fortnite funny dance
How can you have admin on a game and not even know of a gamepass feature on there to a point where you plan on banning the person with the gamepass smh
Albert:Don't go in there because it makes you an SCP.
Me:-Face palms-It could've made you a strong buff man and you could beat people to a pulp.
Site-17,
you've chose the wrong SCP game my friend.
you know something's wrong when nine tailed fox is talking about a roblox place
Robert Kidd lmaoooo
No
site 61 sucks ass too.
It's not bad you see Albert buyed the products but he was in the department Class D- so it buyed 1 time.
flamingo/flamgo is taking over
who else thinks the same?
you see all his fans all over roblox
Vixtz he’s already taken over
Best RUclipsr out there
*/flamigo
He started taking over when he made Albertsstuff
Kaden: Were just doing an investagation on creepy krystal
Flamingo: CrEePy KrYsTaL
Hey Albert I know another scp game that’s good (and for trolling a game pass is a pistol for class d it doesn’t go away ever ) so yeah MORE CONTENT also the Omni keycard is best
"Oh yeah ill tell albert i know a game but i wont tell him what its called" ! 🙂 hkw the heck is albert gonna play ur game if ut not gonna tell him
Is it scp devolved
Scp roleplay
@@DomiHa-si4pz e
If they had a o5 card that one would be the best right? Or do they have one-
*sees vid*
My brain for .2 seconds:lets tap it
*sees title*
First thing to come to mind: *UgLy ScP tAtO
Le taps it you mean?
XD I thought the same thing OwO
@@chip-tip3771 furry
@@f.b.i3949 no
@@sansthegamecreator8369 yesh
No one:
Not a single soul:
Didnt even exist:
Me:
*UgLy ScP tAtO*
Caster Troller lol I was thinking the same thing
Vegetebles Hulk
Vegeteble hulk-2019 albert
STILL CHILL- when the chill face was super chill
UgLy ScP tAtOoooooo
Ugyl spc taot
Chill scp tato
Anyone remember when no one knew adam and everyone thought his name was CaRlItO
I remember lol
Y e s carlito
*spanish music*
YESS I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SRIGSTHRSYJAEGW
Me to
6:30
Girl realizes she made a mistake: “Carry on with your day.”
Albert: “LETS LEAVE”
SCP 914 is infact not an SCP converter, and is very useful. You can use it to get a beginner's keycard (low), a keycard of lower value (mid-low), a card of the same value (midway), a keycard of higher value (mid-high), and [REDACTED] (high). Using the toggle on the main part of the machine, you can choosewhich one you want to have. Redacted means the information should not be shared to the public. I hope this helps! :)
Albert: buys glock
Me: WaLKinG aroUNd tHE BloCk, wITh a GlOCk
This is the principle speaking can I get JULIOO to the principle office YESS IM TALKING TO YOU JULIOO
0:22 literally the definition of a CI (Chaos insurgency)
Hello random finger scrolllin through the comments,
have a fantastic rest of your day!
Love from a small content creator :)
That's one way to advertise you channel
It's working, I'm subscribing now
ty im just looking for this old game but i cannot find it
OMG!! I WORK AT THE SECOND SCP GAME!! I AM AN RRT! Rapid Response Team
lol
Turtleman Playz lel
the game is gay
U ugly scp tato
The game trash asf
Hey can you guys play ROBLOX "rBreach". Its like an scp game but more scary
No you have gacha life cringy game profile pic
They did.
Joao ortega does that matter? She makes vids and u dont now does that matter
Joao ortega don't be rude
@@offensivemochii9032 umm im sorry..
I love how albert played an SCP game and didn't even try to figure out what any of them did
1: I wake up
2: I go to walmart
3: I see Albert
4: I hug him
5: I cry
Now read it by 2,3,4,1,5.
Unoriginal
That’s so sad
Sorry for your lost
Sqfdj 1234 if you’re looking for originality than don’t go on RUclips
*GET NOOB*
LOL
Admin: Carry on with your day.
Albert: let’s leave
me: "who's the best Roblox RUclipsr?"
my friend: "Denis Daily"
me: *has a heart attack, three mini strokes, a seizure, and dies*
lol
He's 3rd in my list
hes the last on my list
Who TF is he?
@Krissy Rekt I miss coral
"I feel like we RUN this server" 😂 I get the joke
Dear Albert you got this scp completely wrong!
12:25
This is Scp 914 otherwise know as The Clockworks
914 is a machine that changed objects, its hard to explain what it does but its easier to explain what it is.
It's a machine that has three compartments, the scp has every piece of technology or hardware (I don't know if that's the right word) inside of it.
The scp changes things when it's put on a setting, say you put a sheep in and put it on "Rough" the sheep will go through the machine and come out all meat and guts, say you put metal in it say a slab of iron or steel and but it on "Easy" it will come out little iron bits.
I know you probably won't read this all but this is to whoever watching the videos again and reads the comments.
This is just an explanation on what Scp 914 (The clockwork machine) does!
Thank you.
6:30 Albert: They're gonna ban us
Her: You may carry on with your day
Me: buster bro
Albert(Flamingo): ~Postes a video~
Me: NOOOO IM 0000000000.6 SECONDS LATE
Wolf Fox Idc
😂😂🤣🤣
I got here first xd
. . .
Lol
Creator: Makes gampasses.
Female admins: STOP HACKER
I hope they got banned bro, they were stupid.
I hate that girl
@@atillaataarkun5741 yeah
Lol she dumb I report her
seeing albert waste so much roux makes me anxious
*robux*
Ik
Yes
You mean “roux”
You shouldn't, his net worth is over $8 Million.
u said it right in first time
Hey Albert, I recommend you play SCP:Secret Laboratory. It's a great game and Is on steam, also SCP:Containment Breach is a horror game and really fun.
i dont think he will because theres a voice chat thing and people swear on it and he wants his videos kid friendly
@@ghostlyelliot you can mute people
nobody:
guards in scp games when u spend *ROUX* on gamepasses:
skittly skidacted your *ROUX* is now redacted
[REDACTED]
I'm scared of *mumbles* "THE CHEEZ TUCH"
Only true fans will remember...
DEM WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
AHEHAHUE
Mantastick Kid ah good times
🌑Sun dark earth die 🌚
Albert: DONT go in there it makes you a SCP
Clockwork: I just wanna help ;-;
yo tengo and tifany mayumi are more recent memes from this channel- but if you remember julius cole, you are the truest of true albert fans
omg that was sooo long ago I watched that when I didn’t have a yt account
Not memes. Vines. Memes are pictures . Vines are videos.
albert: you get to infect people with a wonder disease
covid: FINALLY A NEW BODY TO INFECT
admins: they are exploiting!!!!
even tough they made a gamepass for x3 speed xd
I bet you everyone’s gonna be like: FIRST FIRST FIRST
Me: dude, ok I get it your first but chillax broskii
i meannnn
no one’s actually first
Ashley Coolz FIRST
Ashley Coolz i saw 5 firsts
Not, funny, didnt, laugh
ok But im a big fan
I Wonder Why He Never Talks About Animal Crossing But Clearly His Channel Art Is Inspired By Animal Crossing
No animal crossing copied him
@@seeble8394 yes that's totally the truth lol
But Animal crossing is lit
@@dannymantra8569 yes that's totally the joke lol
@@dannymantra8569 r/whooosh ?
Kayden: We run this server.
Albert: We don’t have any control over this sever.
Everyone else: (Gets the pun)
Me : MOM GIVE ME MONEY TO PAY FOR MARLEY THE DOGS GRAVE FROM MARLEY AND ME
Mom : ?-?
Dad: I am going to get milk
Sqfdj 1234 Dad: Doesn’t come back. Been 7 years.
@@probrobosnian lol
Sqfdj 1234 😂
Xx Dolphins2376 xX 😂
Hi Albert!! I recently found some cool games that maybe you would want to try!
-Life of an Otaku
and
-Missing (its really short)
:)
No
N o
I feel like god was just like
“..Lets just let her be early today”
Edit:omg this is my most liked comment ever! :0 tysm 💕💞💖💘
Forrestxx you gotta be early than me
@spongy Yes
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Neera Gupta no scamming!!!!!!1!!11!!1!1!
Yes i am SCAMMING,
Also im not spamming, its one comment
4:00 albert: "Everybodys over here"
Kaden: A̸͓̋̿Ä̵̺A̴̡͊A̵̛͓A̷̲̟̐A̸̖͓͠
and then even better...
10:01
Albert: "he, he go, THE, *robux*, Hey tyl! Ṛ̵͂̒O̵̮͝B̷̯̔U̸̪̻̐X̴̪̅̃