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  • @eiscreme3116
    @eiscreme3116 Год назад +421

    I just love that saying Trump is like Jesus is literally just blasphemy which you would go to hell for

    • @erinmalone2669
      @erinmalone2669 Год назад +14

      So very well said

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie Год назад +35

      If God was omnipresent he would strike people down for calling Jesus so irrevocably ugly as to look like that cheesepuff

    • @erinmalone2669
      @erinmalone2669 Год назад +13

      @Ambipie if there was a God he never would have allowed trumptruck to exist

    • @jadethenidoran
      @jadethenidoran Год назад

      IIRC Trump matches a lot of details about the antichrist lol

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 9 месяцев назад

      He has a scary amount of similarities to the biblical Antichrist
      Someone made a joke site dedicated to pointing them out over his tenure as president, but he kept having to expand it and now it isn't funny anymore
      Also Trumpist and other false and delusional Christians 100% would crucify the real Jesus if he did come back for being "woke" and a "communist"

  • @greenshirt2077
    @greenshirt2077 Год назад +143

    “Where is my existence ending space rock?”
    Is SUCH a good line.

    • @barrytooth4306
      @barrytooth4306 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yea and is it random or a thing or can u summon it even though you die, would be soo dope, like in a 5v1 situation and they would beat my ass and I just say hold up, and lift my hand up and suddenly a fucking meteor from space hurls itself into their direction, would be priceless

    • @nikks_2365
      @nikks_2365 4 месяца назад

      Saw this the moment he said it

  • @tergish1
    @tergish1 Год назад +646

    Imagine thinking that pleasing your wife and enjoying her company physically is perverse and sinful.

    • @RealChloFii
      @RealChloFii Год назад +41

      More of a self own than anything

    • @HandsomePutin
      @HandsomePutin Год назад +39

      Satisfying sexual desire is one of the two main purposes of marriage in Islam," said Abdul Wahid Asimi, the director of Herat's department of haj and religious affairs. "When a man deprives his wife of sexual intercourse, he will have to answer to Allah for his actions."

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII Год назад +38

      I alway found that so funny. Men that believe women getting pleasurable during physical intimacy is sinful are the ones say women need to save themselves so it will feel good.

    • @luxgh
      @luxgh Год назад

      1:Father, I have sinned
      2:What did you do my child?
      1:Made my wife climax before I even had breakfast this morning
      2:uh no, no, no, *smh* terrible, you'll join the gays after that one.

    • @Jess-du3hc
      @Jess-du3hc Год назад +9

      Literally. Like, it's called love, Sharon

  • @cheesuschrist4473
    @cheesuschrist4473 Год назад +193

    Im honestly really dissapointed that the guy who made the "go get pregnant and have an abortion right now" comic isnt being satire. That comic is 100% serious, somehow.

    • @skrzypczakfranciszek7339
      @skrzypczakfranciszek7339 Год назад +16

      holy shit it's jesus' brother.
      But yeah, disapointment might be too weak of a word to describe that feeling

    • @STRANGER0243
      @STRANGER0243 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@skrzypczakfranciszek7339agreed, disappointment is a weak word for it

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 7 месяцев назад

      Timestamp?

  • @paxlash
    @paxlash Год назад +173

    I feel like people forget that the bible wasn’t sent down by god, it was written by a bunch of guys over a really long time.

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald Год назад +39

      Some of them intentionally ignore that, some genuinely believe it was (ghost) written by some sky daddy. Source: I was raised Christian, and it was hell.

    • @ProtoBlueGaming
      @ProtoBlueGaming Год назад +11

      Oh dear lord.@@sleepy-emerald

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald Год назад +6

      ​@@ProtoBlueGamingOh dear lord is right.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Год назад +13

      No, no, you see it is protected by the power of word so that it's incorruptible. Well, *my* translation is, at least. Those other translations and interpretations are wrong.

    • @MusketeerTigershark1822
      @MusketeerTigershark1822 Год назад

      ​@@ProtoBlueGamingi found another of your comments

  • @darkstarr984
    @darkstarr984 Год назад +74

    24:52 I don’t think this person understands that “kawaii” actually started as teenage girls rebelling against societal norms that women have to be dignified and obedient to men, choosing instead to enjoy being a girl through their teens by embracing a cute aesthetic and doing things “incorrectly” in a cute way. Kawaii is popular in Japanese pop culture but it’s not really as widespread as he’s imagining (unless he just means petite women with young faces… in which case he’s clearly failing to look around, there’s women all over the world like that), since Japan has an intensely conservative culture already with very strict gender roles.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 Год назад +9

      I don't think he understands anything really.

  • @luxgh
    @luxgh Год назад +915

    As someone who have read the bible about 12 times I love to using it as an argument against pro lifers

    • @MockImagesReal
      @MockImagesReal Год назад +61

      What’s ur favorite bible moment to use against people

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 Год назад +114

      me too! i’m not a christian but i love to study the bible because it’s genuinely a great piece of literature and christian’s tend to be very surprised when they figure out i’ve studied their scripture more than them.

    • @luxgh
      @luxgh Год назад +188

      @@MockImagesReal ah there is a lot, like the instructions on how to perform an abortion, the flood, that one time God wanted to blow a whole fucking city where there were definitely innocent children that didn't sin, that one time where God allowed the devil to kill a man's whole fucking family because the one who knows everything didn't knew the guy would still praise him even if he was nothing more than a homeless man with a pretty bad skin decease, the bears incident because some bald man couldn't handle being mocked by literal children, the plagues from Egypt and the list goes on and on.

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 Год назад +169

      @@MockImagesRealmine is John 1 4:20. it basically says “if you claim to love god but hate your brother, you’re a liar. you can’t claim to love a being you can’t perceive while hating the people who you can”. i like to use this against racist/homophobic/sexist people. i also like to point out that evolution does exist in the bible too!

    • @ChipsDubbo06
      @ChipsDubbo06 Год назад +44

      I ate a few bibles

  • @jamesnelson6656
    @jamesnelson6656 Год назад +259

    just because you're lactose intolerant doesn't mean I can't have ice cream

    • @Jess-du3hc
      @Jess-du3hc Год назад +11

      This >>>

    • @FlushedTTV
      @FlushedTTV Год назад +12

      Insanely underrated comment

    • @mandelamoth
      @mandelamoth Год назад +4

      perfect way to describe the people in this video

    • @ThatIsALakeSir
      @ThatIsALakeSir 9 месяцев назад +5

      just because you believe in god doesn’t mean I can’t believe scientifically proven facts

  • @AurizenDarkstar
    @AurizenDarkstar Год назад +95

    The biggest reasoning behind why so many religious types hated Carl Sagan was that he explained how so many things about the creation of the universe, the Earth, and life on Earth came about without a deity, and explained it in a way that any layman could understand it. He also was someone who believed in questioning everything, and hated those who fell to mysticism to try and explain things they didn't understand. The worst thing about the pictures, is that the second picture was taken when he was suffering from cancer (of which he died from), that had absolutely nothing to do with atheism.

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 7 месяцев назад

      Timestamp?

    • @madsfiedler3884
      @madsfiedler3884 5 месяцев назад

      tbf, most christian sects agree with modern science on how shit happened, you just gotta put god at the beginning of it. god poked Nothing, and from Nothing came Everything etc yada yada

  • @chuckmcluckin6082
    @chuckmcluckin6082 Год назад +54

    'No, you're not an icon. You're not a "slay queen" or an "e-boy". You're a sinner."
    That sounds like a dril tweet and without knowing the subreddit I'd have assumed it was a joke

  • @okay5652
    @okay5652 Год назад +436

    I wonder how many religious people who try ban books because they’re “not appropriate” have actually read the bible

    • @sleepy-emerald
      @sleepy-emerald Год назад +59

      Most Christians have never actually read it. I was raised Christian and I only know what it actually says because they tend to expect little kids to be able to sit still and listen to some old guy for an hour at least.

    • @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy
      @Jeffrey_LOL-vi9wy Год назад +11

      The only solution is to edge to the Bible

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian Год назад +23

      Yeah, like how God gave his blessing to an incest couple... Despite saying that incest is never okay.

    • @LloydTheZephyrian
      @LloydTheZephyrian Год назад +7

      @@p-__ You're less worthwhile than Yamcha.

    • @blablup1214
      @blablup1214 Год назад +15

      Because it makes no sense.
      Just take famous stories.
      Moses has written the 10 laws. One is you should not steal
      Afterwards they wander arround come to some area and think "This land is our land now" and steal it from the people already living there. 😂

  • @zakuraRabbit
    @zakuraRabbit Год назад +119

    I gotta ask...if the stadium getting flooded months after "mocking God" a sign from him...what does that mean for the church that burned down during service?

    • @Musiclover-tm5es
      @Musiclover-tm5es Год назад +3

      😂

    • @Musiclover-tm5es
      @Musiclover-tm5es Год назад +3

      Right?

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Год назад +6

      Also, a couple months really doesn't feel like a related time period. Do they just assumed this literally any time a building hosts an event they call blasphemous or suffers from a natural disaster?

    • @zakuraRabbit
      @zakuraRabbit Год назад

      @@hmnhntr Yes. Your house burned down with your whole Family inside? Well it was OBVIOUSLY because the previous owner was doing satanic rituals in there in the 60s. You should have known better than to live there.
      Meanwhile a single bible among probably hundreds survives inside a burning church and that's clearly a sign from god... Or the non-flammable gold cross in the Notre Dame... there were probably several unharmed iron screws in there too... what does that mean? That God told you to screw off maybe?
      What would they think if someone were to hide an unharmed copy of the Dungeons and Dragons Manual in the wreckage of a burned down church?

    • @archamedies616
      @archamedies616 Год назад +3

      playing on the gymnastics those christians are gonna make before they can, prolly satan and god having a playground smack fight or something idk

  • @ImYourCherryBomb
    @ImYourCherryBomb Год назад +77

    9:43….that poor woman. 7 kids? Seriously? Get off her dude, use protection. And try not to go Dugger family.

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 11 месяцев назад +3

      If they won't stop, they'll become the Guinness World Record for the most fertile family.

    • @STRANGER0243
      @STRANGER0243 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@johannsanchocuevas7854yea, and probably won't stop so that they can weaponize more children against gay people and lesbians.

  • @darkonyx6995
    @darkonyx6995 Год назад +97

    26:22 As a dinosaur nerd, this is actually quite interesting to explain!
    First tho, i wanna ask this person if she believes that Elephants, Kangaroos and Crocodiles aren't real, i mean, the Elephant on top would crush the one on the bottom if they did the thingy, and Kangaroos and non-avian Reptiles do have a big tail on the way of the bottom gate, how can they do sex?? Wouldn't Giraffes tip over if they had sex? Wouldn't Porcupines and Hedgehogs get hurt by their prickles? I dunno, maybe because animals are not toys and they can get around??
    But responding to the dino furnication question, there are many ways they could have copulated. The more simple and direct way is that many species could have a prehensile penis, similar to the ones found in ducks, or they would have done a cloacal kiss like many birds do today, since they could simply, y'now, just get around the tail of the partner and copulate laterally.
    For sauropods ( long-necked dinosaurs ) it's a bit more interesting, since they were HUGE, many times bigger than the biggest elephant alive today.
    We know that EVERY sauropod was able to rear up on their back legs due to calculations on their body anatomy, musculature and center of mass. Of course, the ammount of time a sauropod could rear on it's legs would depend on it's species.
    Sauropods like Brachiosaurus and Sauroposeidon could barely hold their weight on their back legs, since their arms were significantly longer than their legs, but due to their anatomy, they were possibly the only sauropods who didn't need to rear up to fornicate, due to the aforementioned smaller back legs and the small tail.
    Other sauropods, such as Titanosaurs like Dreadnoughtus and Dicraeosaurs like Bajadasaurus, would have a much better time rearing on their back legs to copulate.
    Diplodocid dinosaurs in specific, such as Diplodocus and Brontosaurus, were, in fact, specially good at rearing on their back legs due to their long tails, which gave them a stable center of mass, so it's quite unfortunate that they used the sauropods that were the best at sexing in the "anti-dinosaur" pic.
    Another cool thing to analyse here are the Stegosaurus. Unlike most other dinosaurs, Stegosaurids, such as Stegosaurus, Kentrosaurus and Miragaia, had spiky backs that would hurt a mate if they tried to copulate from above, so instead, it is thought that Stegosaurs did the unthinkable, something animals COULD NEVER DO: Lay down to have sex.
    The same is also true for sail-back dinosaurs, such as Spinosaurus and Ouranosaurus ( which, by the way, they didn't had humps to support the weight of their partner, it's actually quite fascinating to learn how osteology works, i recommend checking it out! )

    • @charlie8779
      @charlie8779 Год назад +15

      Nice explination on dino boneing. Very informative and clears things up. 10/10 would read again.

    • @therealgeeber
      @therealgeeber Год назад +19

      Thank you for writing 5+ paragraphs about dinosaur sex.

    • @gratuitouslurking8610
      @gratuitouslurking8610 Год назад +11

      The scalies are sitting in the back writing notes, thanks.

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 Год назад +9

      this is just beautiful. thank you for this juicy information (:

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol Год назад +12

      you learn the most random and intriguing things in the youtube comment section i swear to god. anyways that was a 10/10 very short essay that had me interested through the entire thing

  • @Ann-Abel
    @Ann-Abel Год назад +28

    I’m not an atheist but I am agnostic. My personal policy is that as long as you’re not hurting yourself or anyone around you then you should live your life how you want. Don’t live your life in a way that will ensure a good afterlife that none of us are certain is real

    • @electricheartpony
      @electricheartpony Год назад

      Most agnostics like myself simply call ourselves atheists to help the religious understand where we stand. I believe there could be a god, just there's yet to be any evidence of any higher power.

  • @kiwid3628
    @kiwid3628 Год назад +72

    I'm sick in bed with the flu right now, but Emkay videos never fail to entertain. Christian bullshit is one of my favorite things to laugh at. Perfect timing, you guys. Love your content

    • @EllaUmbrella111
      @EllaUmbrella111 Год назад +7

      hope u feel better. the flu is awful

    • @HAMMER-DOWN-NU7
      @HAMMER-DOWN-NU7 Год назад +3

      Get better soon

    • @Infotainment-cb6cy
      @Infotainment-cb6cy 11 месяцев назад +1

      And one day you realize the entire world is populate by irrational idiots and then... you became cynical like me

  • @justagirlwearingglasses
    @justagirlwearingglasses Год назад +44

    23:50 I just hope the cartoon lady can give birth safely because that baby is facing all the wrong directions

    • @carbs_r_delish
      @carbs_r_delish Год назад +11

      Lmao, I was thinking the same thing. I was like ‘Uhmm….is anyone going to help her out or what?” Cause, that lady def gon have a sucky time giving birth to that mf

  • @randomhistorystuff165
    @randomhistorystuff165 Год назад +14

    Robin I also grew up Mormon, I wasn't forced to go to church, but I felt like I had to, I'm glad you shared this with us, we love you.

  • @TwilightGummi1118
    @TwilightGummi1118 Год назад +229

    I’m a Christian myself, and those people are just insane. They do not speak for us. (Not the narrators, I love those guys and gal)

    • @BoBoles-gp9mi
      @BoBoles-gp9mi Год назад +13

      wait, i know this was like, 99.9 percent chance yiu didn’t mean this, but if you did, i love how you also said gals for lexi (trans women), if you meant that, even if that is a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent chance of that

    • @TwilightGummi1118
      @TwilightGummi1118 Год назад +63

      @@BoBoles-gp9mi I did mean it. Trans women are real women and vice versa.

    • @ProtoBlueGaming
      @ProtoBlueGaming Год назад +15

      @@TwilightGummi1118 Based

    • @TwilightGummi1118
      @TwilightGummi1118 Год назад +25

      I’m also trans

    • @BoBoles-gp9mi
      @BoBoles-gp9mi Год назад +9

      @@TwilightGummi1118 OMFGGGG YOUR AMAZINGG

  • @Abcabcabc554
    @Abcabcabc554 Год назад +46

    29:39 I believe that this picture is indeed a picture of the Bible but the lines connecting the chapters are each and every time the Bible has contradicted itself if I remember correctly, don’t remember what the white lines underneath represent

    • @andreswidmer2906
      @andreswidmer2906 Год назад +11

      The white lines represent how often that passage is referenced somewhere else in the bible. Without joking, the bible is truly a hyperlinked book. Jordan B. Peterson goes in great detail of this in his biblical series, without being preachy. (Please leave the discussion about Peterson be, it's just from where I know of this)

    • @OzonialLayering
      @OzonialLayering Год назад +2

      Tell me what the longest line of it is. It seems to be used a lot.

  • @undecidedmiddleground5633
    @undecidedmiddleground5633 Год назад +35

    29:35 I believe this is the graphic rendition ofBible contradictions. Every line connects the two parts that contradict each other,

    • @cinnamoone3553
      @cinnamoone3553 Год назад +1

      but then why are the white lines at the bottom different lengths? i still don't understand that

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol Год назад +6

      @@cinnamoone3553 maybe a measure for how many contradictions there are in a verse? if that isn't why, then i have no clue
      _edit: scrolled down in the comment section, the lines length corresponds to how long the verse is_
      _(sorry for the second edit, im confused. people are saying its either how long the verse is, how many times it was contradicted, or how many mentions in the bible. so i have no idea)_

  • @Mernon4ym6661
    @Mernon4ym6661 Год назад +70

    6:44 the boundary between devoted Christian and a follower of adolph hitler is thinner than it seems

    • @thatmightbegoofus
      @thatmightbegoofus Год назад +1

      the whole section at 7:38 really fits that statement

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin Год назад +6

      ​@@thatmightbegoofusI find it really funny too that people think Jesus was white and Christian. He is middle Eastern and Jewish but they seem to ignore that.

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 11 месяцев назад

      Ah, I see, Christian N*zism.

  • @whyuu25
    @whyuu25 Год назад +33

    As someone with religious trauma from their childhood, I love this sub

  • @dragonseeker5474
    @dragonseeker5474 Год назад +40

    Didn’t know id wake up and learn me and my fave EmKay narrator had similar lives growing up. I was raised Mormon until around 18 and left because I was looked down on and chastised for being myself. I’m now an out and proud bisexual woman who isn’t going to have kids ever (which is seen as a sin to a lot of crazy Mormon people)
    I’m much happier now than I was growing up :)

  • @BringMayFlowers
    @BringMayFlowers Год назад +37

    The problem with thinking dinosaurs never existed is that dinosaurs still exist. They're known as birds.

    • @Monitor-t9g
      @Monitor-t9g 4 месяца назад +1

      Like HOW THE HACK DO THEY NOT GET THAT

  • @syphex8008
    @syphex8008 Год назад +212

    i have no problem with religion until you start pushing it in other peoples faces also hope you're feeling better robin

    • @unraveki
      @unraveki Год назад +15

      My exact thoughts with anything political as well as religion, believe what you want, Just don't teach it to kids.

    • @Tommorows-Dream
      @Tommorows-Dream Год назад +7

      @@p-__ Why are you everywhere lad

    • @shyguy_003
      @shyguy_003 Год назад +18

      @@unraveki I think it can be okay to teach kids stuff like religion, but it has to be open minded. I mean like teach kids about different religions. Tell them, without forcing your own opinion on them and let them choose there own believe. imo that can be okay

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 Год назад +4

      i agree, you can believe what you want, and i don't mind, but as soon as you try to force others to follow what you follow, or use it as a reason to be a a-hole, then i have a problem with it

    • @decayedfaegore
      @decayedfaegore Год назад +9

      ​@@unravekii think we should teach kids without bias and let them choose what they want to believe. ofc lets not tell 5yo's about anything s*xual, but letting them know that sometimes men like men, and thats ok.

  • @matthewfrederick1241
    @matthewfrederick1241 Год назад +16

    Being from Utah myself I've seen my fair share of religious hatred i was chased out of houses by friends parents as a kid because i wasn't Mormon. People are awful

  • @sharddawn
    @sharddawn Год назад +9

    The one thing that I will always remember from my time growing up mormon, is a single line from a nursery hymn that I think summarizes the religious superiority and toxicity that they hold: "there's a right way to be happy, and you must always choose the right" makes me feel sick every time I think back on it, and I think its pretty self explanatory on why its messed up.

  • @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789
    @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 Год назад +10

    Ppl have been saying that new music is demonic forever. Rap? Rock n Roll? Jazz? Hell, I'm willing to bet that even back when classical songs were being written some people were like "SATAN IS TRYING TO INFECT YOU THROUGH OCRESTRAS"

  • @kooskoos1234
    @kooskoos1234 Год назад +18

    "my love is unconditional as long as you follow my conditions"

  • @claveworks
    @claveworks Год назад +22

    My house burned down but, my block of titanium survived! All hail the Titanium Block!

    • @smc415
      @smc415 6 месяцев назад +4

      No, you're wrong because one half of my house burnt down, but the other half survived, all hail the other half of the house!

  • @christinamann3640
    @christinamann3640 Год назад +34

    If I see a bunch of clothes lying around, I would be watching out for the crowds of naked people running around 😂

  • @Tasuke
    @Tasuke Год назад +43

    As a Christian myself, I actually love religious memes! They're pretty funny. There are extremists on all sides and they suck so it's better to poke fun at them.

    • @Grag235
      @Grag235 Год назад +5

      As a Christian, same💀
      (My auto correct turned Christian into Christmas, am I a holiday?)

    • @coolkat3103
      @coolkat3103 Год назад +1

      Same

    • @kekevids134
      @kekevids134 11 месяцев назад

      @@coolkat3103coolkat jumpscare??????

    • @justaguywithapowerpole
      @justaguywithapowerpole 11 месяцев назад +2

      Booo rleigion

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 7 месяцев назад

      @@justaguywithapowerpoleagreed but rude

  • @jordanenby9734
    @jordanenby9734 Год назад +23

    "I think he already did! All over that rock!" I cracked up laughing.

  • @anitacrumbly
    @anitacrumbly Год назад +71

    I also have religous trauma... thank you for making this video 16 years later because of christians constant bombardment of being douchbags even after therapy i still feel a bit ( a lot) frustrated with those type of posts and especially the ones that dare to come at me in person. In youth group once they were praying for my soul because i asked to many questions (i stopped believing at 12) and i started drawing pentagrams with my fingers as we held hands those girls faces were hilarious.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +12

      I unconverted from Christianity when I was a kid/preteen too. Converted on my own decisions to Buddhism around 12, but I'm still not very religious.
      Props to feeling better currently; that must've been really tough, I'm happy you got out of there.

    • @anitacrumbly
      @anitacrumbly Год назад +3

      @@BinglesP aww thank you i hope you got to a safer happier place too :)

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol Год назад

      im sorry what
      people were in a circle, praying to bless your soul because you asked too many questions?? thats so goddamn stupid and i love seeing the stupidity of stupid people

    • @Grag235
      @Grag235 Год назад +3

      @@krasistefanovlol As a Christian, that has never happened to me, so I’m legit shocked that other people had the most strangest interactions with toxic religious people while they were religious themselves (At that time)

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol Год назад

      @@Grag235 same, but instead of being extremely negative at the toxic religious people, i just point and laugh at them because of the stupidity

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 Год назад +11

    Pascals Wager…the “what if you’re wrong” that Christian’s say to me, an atheist. They don’t realize that THEY could be wrong……worshipping the wrong god. After all, it all depends on, to whom and from where, you were born.

  • @ZeldaAce9592
    @ZeldaAce9592 Год назад +29

    To all the people who believe in Jesus and still discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community, I have but one quote for you. “This is my commandment, That you love one another, as I have loved you” John 15:12.

    • @callhimtim3188
      @callhimtim3188 8 месяцев назад +4

      They've convinced themselves that the most hateful behavior imaginable is actually loving.

    • @ZeldaAce9592
      @ZeldaAce9592 8 месяцев назад

      @@callhimtim3188 that’s confusing and not all of them

    • @ZeldaAce9592
      @ZeldaAce9592 8 месяцев назад

      @@callhimtim3188 I believe in Jesus

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ZeldaAce9592he's talking about the fundamentalist jerks who desire harm to others that are not like him, like the people on the video.

  • @JoshCottrell21
    @JoshCottrell21 Год назад +14

    0:10 I believe this is in reference to the belief that Christianity is supposed to be a relationship with Jesus and less of a “religion” with rules and whatnot. Meaning that Christians that get caught up in the religious aspects of Christianity and basically miss the entire freaking point of being a good person to others and not putting yourself on a pedestal.

  • @Scottsteaux63
    @Scottsteaux63 Год назад +15

    "But we all deserve to suffer for eternity."
    So ~ let me get this straight. God is love, and loves all God has created. However the moment you're born your default destiny is a lake of fire if you do not follow the right set of rules.
    Yeah, that's a loving God.

  • @cradlemetosleep
    @cradlemetosleep Год назад +103

    love how hypocritical some of these people are

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier Год назад +3

      I don’t

    • @Aerothedragon12
      @Aerothedragon12 Год назад

      Most christians are normal, the insane ones just are more noticed and make everyone else look bad.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Adam.FrazierMost don't. Sarcasm man.

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 Год назад +5

    This reminds me of an imgur post I saw recently. One guy representing science says "reality does not match my views, therefore my views must change" and a lady representing religion says " "reality does not match my views, therefore reality must change""

  • @Phozzix
    @Phozzix Год назад +14

    Some Christians seem to get very upset over opinions, as long as the opinion isn't THEIR opinion, then the opinion is correct. They even get upset at other Christians who have different opinions like "gay people exist", "you can have an abortion if you want", "trans people exist and god made them that way", "love everyone even if you don't agree", and those Some Christians definitely say "I don't cherry pick the bible choose what bits I want to believe" while they are definitely cherry picking the bible choosing what bits they want to believe.

    • @vinx.909
      @vinx.909 11 месяцев назад +2

      it's because a lot of christians really are just their own god.

  • @ohthatsabaseball5824
    @ohthatsabaseball5824 Год назад +23

    I just don't get these people, that force their religion on others. I am a devout Cthulhu worshipper, but I am glad for every person that doesn't have to join

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +3

      Uhhh... does cthulu offer dental by chance?

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +2

      Cuz god doesn't sooo...

    • @ohthatsabaseball5824
      @ohthatsabaseball5824 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@great-wyrmII
      If you ask the Old Ones nicely, it's not impossible. You may get some extra teeth and existencial dread, if they really like you

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ohthatsabaseball5824 nice, do they offer fangs or just regular teeth? 😂

    • @KaapoKallio
      @KaapoKallio 4 месяца назад +3

      How can i join your religion?

  • @ryuwarrior89
    @ryuwarrior89 Год назад +32

    Who says dinosaurs never went to church? Were they there? (This is intended as satire btw).

    • @EarleTKG
      @EarleTKG Год назад +8

      The dinosaurs definitely went to watering hole services on Sunday.

    • @cliffisawesome3
      @cliffisawesome3 Год назад

      Church didn't exist back then

    • @ImYourCherryBomb
      @ImYourCherryBomb Год назад +6

      @@cliffisawesome3r/woosh

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 Год назад +3

      Fun fact, we're closer in time to the day of dinosaur extinction than the first dinosaur to walk the earth was. (Common phrased as, we're closer to seeing a live Tyrannosaur than a live Stegosaur was...)

    • @EarleTKG
      @EarleTKG Год назад

      @@adrianblake8876 I get what you’re trying to say in the first part, but it comes off in a confusing way.

  • @aoihopewind
    @aoihopewind Год назад +12

    29:42 It's a chart of the *contradictions* in the bible. i.e. where one verse directly contradicts another. the bar at the bottom is the length of the corresponding verse. There's an updated version on Patheos :D

    • @Tello_Hhere
      @Tello_Hhere Год назад

      This is a grear example of either a BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Model V12 Excellence moment or a 2017 Ford F-150 Ecoboost moment.

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 11 месяцев назад +2

      And then they say that the bible is 'all-perfect'

  • @trollhimforever
    @trollhimforever Год назад +21

    I feel bad for the relatively chill christians losing their reputation from not very chill christians

    • @vinx.909
      @vinx.909 11 месяцев назад

      @@skinnytiny5633 be careful with things like "hate the sin, not the sinner", it often used in really bad ways. if you use it for something like theft sure, but many christians use it against homosexual people. when you ask them if they consider their ability to love their partner part of them, they'll quickly shut up, signifying that they don't consider gay people as capable of loving.

    • @dylanrapp7629
      @dylanrapp7629 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, sometimes I get irrationally angry seeing this stuff and then I have to pause and remember that most of them are just people.

  • @locobrown
    @locobrown Год назад +4

    EmKay blew up to a grand scale ever since Robin came on board. He gets us. Keep doing whacha do Em....Kay. 😎

  • @Enragedpaper
    @Enragedpaper Год назад +14

    I love how Satan is now basically the cool uncle.
    Sure, he does some weird stuff but he also let's you have fun, he's pumped when you come out as gay to him, he lets you play with guns because "he knows what he's doing"

  • @solgaleo3533
    @solgaleo3533 Год назад +7

    34:05 I’m actually incredibly surprised they even read it in the first place, considering it’s about dragons, you’d think they’d automatically go “dragons=demons” and declare it satanic

  • @meinm3575
    @meinm3575 Год назад +3

    25:13 - Can I get a 'WAP WAP' !
    Also I love that her first thought, her go-to was "...some chant to the devil??..." xD

  • @alandoyle1077
    @alandoyle1077 8 месяцев назад +4

    Celtic people thousands of years ago: “let’s make a tradition we’re we dress up as different things to confuse and ward off evil spirits, then we will be safe from monsters!!”
    Some random people who failed history:
    “wAAAaAahaAaAaAaAHHh hALLowEen sCarY iTs ThE deViLs hOliDayYyY>:(((((“

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 Год назад +5

    1:26:49 my grandma said she heard and observed electricity at the same time my grandpa felt it lol they had moved into an old house when they first got married and the living room had barely any outlets. So my grandpa too a bunch of extension cords, plugged one into the outlet on one side of the room, and started connecting them around the room while stapling them down. When he got to the end, he had a lot of slack, so without unplugging ANY of the cords, he took out a big knife and cut it. Grandma said she saw a big blue ball and head a boom, then the grandpa went flying across the room. He somehow survived but was dazed. All my grandma could think while he was getting ready to cut was “he’s not that stupid. He’s not that stupid.” Then after he was flung across the room, she said out loud “wow! You really ARE that stupid!” He has NOT gotten better with age.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oof, it must've been a miracle he survived.

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@greenapple9477 he has somehow surged many things in life lol he ALMOST took himself out when he was doing some home repairs. He had taken everything but a heavy lead crystal glass vase off a shelf before he started hammering something under it. Grandma watched that vase get closer and closer to the edge, saw it lined up with his head, and asked “your life insurance is paid up, right?” That made him stop and look around. He noticed the vase, took it down, and went back to what he was doing. Grandma jokingly scolds herself for having said anything.

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +1

      Must've been Cchristian to be that dumb.

  • @denverarnold6210
    @denverarnold6210 Год назад +6

    5:12 actually, calling it a "democracy in the bedroom" is very apt. In a healthy relationship, both should agree, or nothing happens.

  • @kingofawesomeness99
    @kingofawesomeness99 Год назад +5

    What's funny is they don't even live by their own rules, that one about Donald Trump being declared perfect by God and God bowing down to him is blasphemy and it breaks the first commandment

  • @Jess-du3hc
    @Jess-du3hc Год назад +8

    34:34 :/ ...so writing a book with not-real homosexual people will make you be mercilessly thrown into the 9 layers of hell for the rest of eternity? Oh yeah sure... Makes _complete_ sense!

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +1

      And they're dragons, not even dragons can be gay bruh.

  • @BloodeyRose
    @BloodeyRose Год назад +3

    52:46 the reason we wear wedding rings is, yes, cause of old Roman tradition and,
    Fun fact, the reason it is placed on the left ring finger, is because the Romans thought it had a vein that led straight to the heart

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 11 месяцев назад +3

    Mental health services are an under appreciated aspect of society. Crazy is crazy.

  • @TylerMusgrave9
    @TylerMusgrave9 Год назад +4

    Me and my 41 friends should make fun of a bald guy in the ocean, with the protection of a sea-bear circle, just to show God who's boss.

  • @demiakumu
    @demiakumu Год назад +6

    If one standard is good, having double must be better.

  • @AmazingRoni
    @AmazingRoni Год назад +2

    jack's pained singing of "love is in bloom" at 32:49 is the funniest thing in this video

  • @mimimoomoo2902
    @mimimoomoo2902 Год назад +5

    My true heaven is when I die I just get the joy of sitting in like a classroom full of Christians being questioned by god on why they said the things they did and telling them that he didn’t say stuff that they for some reason thinks he did even tho it was never written in the Bible and how they’ve been to hard on themselves and others for making life so seem like a means to only repopulate when we really don’t need to worry about that like AT All and we show just be enjoying our live and now making it hell for others and damn sure not your own kids

  • @theantitroll
    @theantitroll Год назад +16

    Will there be more r/religiousfruitcake videos?

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Год назад +3

    1:15 I’m pretty sure that churches are adorned with a certain luesistic variety of granavorous theropod.

  • @MildlyBored
    @MildlyBored Год назад +3

    I'm so used to the metal pipe SFX that I don't even remember getting jump-scared by it at one point.

  • @thomasfrye6335
    @thomasfrye6335 Год назад +5

    Just on the one post, but if I remember correctly Hello was originally an abbreviated form of “Hail be to god,” making that person both wrong morally for trying to mess with people talking, and about their own “fact”

  • @erinmalone2669
    @erinmalone2669 Год назад +3

    I really wanna hear your excommunication story😂😂😂 for the record: Children are baptized by force, or rather, by not knowing what is going on, in most denominations, because it is when they are very, very little.

  • @shinerstheseagull
    @shinerstheseagull Год назад +9

    I remember (I think it was middle school) when I, a Christian (now I’m agnostic), was asked by my atheist best friend what I’d do if it was proven god wasn’t real.
    I thought for a second and simply said “have an existential crisis.”
    I still hope there’s some sort of afterlife or reincarnation because the thought of nothing continues to freak me out.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 Год назад +1

      Same.

    • @vinx.909
      @vinx.909 11 месяцев назад +2

      one thought that helps a lot of people:
      your experience after you are dead will be like your experience before you were born. existence wasn't uncomfortable before you were born, so why would you fear it coming back?

    • @shinerstheseagull
      @shinerstheseagull 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@vinx.909 That's a nice way of looking at it, and it honestly sounds like one of the most reasonable takes I've heard

  • @skootergirl22
    @skootergirl22 Год назад +5

    It's weird that Mr. Beast is similar to Jesus. Both fed the poor and healed the sick. Both had a group of friends, but so far, beast hasn't been betrayed yet but has been hung on the digital cross so many times called being cancelled

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +3

    One of the best decisions in my life was converting to Buddhism myself, based on my own thought and research, never forcing(or even suggesting) anyone to convert, and not becoming so religiously-centered that I became so stubborn as to say people(that aren't hurting anyone else in the process) should stop living their lives the way they want to.
    (Also, before anyone calls out my name for being too pretentious or hypocritical: "Praise" refers to compliments, not to prayer)

  • @NoBody-ty2er
    @NoBody-ty2er Год назад +11

    I’m surprised it wasn’t “The fruitiest of r/religiousfruitcake”

  • @_ksm0922
    @_ksm0922 Год назад +3

    "The whole world uses 'hi' and 'hello' as a form of demonic worship blah blah blah"
    Korean: ayo you in peace?
    Bonus: Goodbye is "go in peace" or "stay in peace" depending on whether the speaker is leaving or staying.

  • @NK029
    @NK029 Год назад +14

    We all need the short clip of HBomerGuy slamming the [Citation Needed] button to call out unsupported BS every fucking time it happens. Although I suspect it would be broken by the end of this video.

  • @koinking1665
    @koinking1665 Год назад +4

    10:12 I can confirm that a whole lot of the relationships education (what they used to call SE) is on being LGBTQ and I go to a Catholic school in the UK.

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah it's actually really rked up that theyvtry to force it.

  • @lindseymapouno415
    @lindseymapouno415 Год назад +5

    43:15 if I remember well, the closest and more notable thing, from that in the Bible, was an incident where demons use we/us not "they/them"pronouns.
    It was in Marc 5:9 when Jésus had to exorcise a poor soul, who was tormented by a Demonic entities... Jésus asked for their name, and they responded by "My name is legion, for WE are many"... then Jésus allow them to possess porks and they eventually jumped of a cliff and drowned.
    That's it... the owner of this post, conveniantly forget to mention, that demons use correct grammar when they are plural...

  • @firebrand7816
    @firebrand7816 Год назад +4

    I went to church for maybe two years from 7-8, we started going for my grandma because her mom had just passed but I definitely haven't been hit with a meteor lol

    • @reeree772
      @reeree772 Год назад +1

      Everytime I went to church I screamed and screamed and yet no space rock

  • @midnight4685
    @midnight4685 Год назад +2

    1:37:09 Fun fact! It's actually a great way to keep orphans alive and probably minorly contain population size. A lot of gay species in nature take care of abandoned eggs/young. It's interesting stuff if you want to know more, though I know the OP doesn't.

  • @thatlazywolfo9057
    @thatlazywolfo9057 Год назад +4

    6:40 this post is literally one of the features of Gilead in The handmaids tale. Deadass took away hello and replaced it with "praise be"

  • @TheBald5000
    @TheBald5000 11 месяцев назад +2

    “I shatted on shatterday” - Robin 1:08:36

  • @nolanasd6092
    @nolanasd6092 Год назад +3

    The death penalty thing is that he could theoretically be charged with high treason for running an insurection. A crime which has historically resulting in firing squads and gallows.

  • @osheridan
    @osheridan Год назад +3

    29:37 That is a representation of every time the Bible directly contradicts itself

  • @docternoblex
    @docternoblex Год назад +7

    The math one made me cringe so hard that I folded in half

  • @judahsmyth5398
    @judahsmyth5398 Год назад +5

    with the one at about 1:17:55, pretty sure the reason Eve was without clothes is because they saw each others bodies the same way as animals see each other, before they ate the fruit, they did not see nakedness, they simply saw each other, it was the fruit of knowing good and evil that made them actually notice their nakedness, and so became ashamed

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol Год назад +2

      also maybe eve didn't have clothes is because the actual concept of clothes didn't really exist back then

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 Год назад +1

      @@krasistefanovlol yeah, if i remember right, the first 'clothes' was a bunch of leaves god put on them before sending them out of the garden so that they cannot eat of the tree of eternal life

    • @adrianblake8876
      @adrianblake8876 Год назад +1

      ​@@judahsmyth5398Actually the leaves were Adam and Eve's idea. God gave them leather tunics (ie, stereotypical caveman clothes)...

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol Год назад +1

      @@judahsmyth5398 so its a leaf shirt? bit dumb but ok

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 Год назад

      @@adrianblake8876 ah, thanks for clarifying, it's been a long time since read the bible so i probably forgot more specifics anyway

  • @frostthefox702
    @frostthefox702 11 месяцев назад +4

    this is why i believe in a giant space turtle named steven

    • @TrulyAJ
      @TrulyAJ 4 месяца назад

      Stevenism

  • @MarceyTalks
    @MarceyTalks Год назад +2

    I love how some Christians champion the "cross references" graph. its literally all of the contradictions, it proves them wrong lmfao.

  • @crybaby7477
    @crybaby7477 Год назад +21

    i love how my family is saying gays are forcing that unto children, when they are literaly just existing, but then force their children into their religion and abuse them if they dont

  • @irisbaggins
    @irisbaggins Год назад +2

    32:51 I would genuinely love just...a whole track in this style, it's very pleasant to listen to, even with the...unpleasant context.

  • @phantomology13
    @phantomology13 Год назад +11

    2:08 if math is godly then I am a satanist

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 Год назад +6

      Well, my grades explain why I’m atheist 😂

    • @charlie8779
      @charlie8779 Год назад +2

      ​@@christinamann3640haha you're real for that

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 Год назад +1

    "Where's my existence-ending space rock?"
    He promised to stop doing that after Noah.

  • @YaBoiHyper
    @YaBoiHyper Год назад +6

    truly an emkay classic.

  • @FurretFan2424
    @FurretFan2424 Год назад +2

    Nearly 1 and 3/4 hours of this subreddit, nice

  • @kiwid3628
    @kiwid3628 Год назад +4

    I read "The Crucible" by Arthur Miller recently for my English class. This stuff just REEKS of mass hysteria.

  • @cobaltroselazuli2921
    @cobaltroselazuli2921 4 месяца назад +1

    That bit about “reject religion, follow jesus”, I have a possible explanation based on personal experience: basically, back when I was Christian, one of the churches my family went to had the pastor preach that Christianity wasn’t actually a religion, using some reasoning about how since Christianity is so “obviously” correct, it wouldn’t fall under the meaning of a belief system since you don’t need to believe in it for it to still be real. Presumably this person believes something similar - that jesus, “being an obviously real person unlike all those other religious characters that are obviously not real”, isn’t an aspect of a religion.
    Basically they’re trying to hijack what they think is the logic behind stuff like gravity, space etc, provable, observable concepts, but they do it poorly because actually learning how that’s supposed to work would likely result in the argument LOSING followers rather than reinforcing belief.

  • @lil_stuu
    @lil_stuu Год назад +7

    11:23 I have a similar story to yours, except i’m still being forced to go to church. The same religion and everything, i’m done with parents who indoctrinate their children and don’t let them leave the church or said religion.

    • @great-wyrmII
      @great-wyrmII 7 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed, it's feed up.

  • @Jahames_charged_education45
    @Jahames_charged_education45 4 месяца назад +2

    15:10 I hate the people who do this because the Bible (I’m Roman Catholic) says that if you judge you will be judged by the same standards

  • @judaspriestfan
    @judaspriestfan 10 месяцев назад +3

    imagine a world without relgion, i wish we could live in that reality

    • @imvivalamilo
      @imvivalamilo 9 месяцев назад

      Religion is the cause of almost all wars. WW2 happened because of Hitler’s hatred of Judaism.

    • @Chortle.
      @Chortle. 8 месяцев назад

      It’s a good thing but imagine if we lived in a world without people who weaponize religion. My theory is that if heaven is real. God or whoever will judge the quality of your character.

  • @xjakanton2576
    @xjakanton2576 Год назад +4

    (As an ex-christian) Why do chirstians make it so easy to like Satan? If heaven was real, I wouldn't want to be stuck up there with people like them. That would be actual hell.

  • @antifurryfoundation55
    @antifurryfoundation55 Год назад +32

    I suddenly really want to know why robin was kicked out of his church at 8.

    • @HXSKlmfao
      @HXSKlmfao Год назад +8

      cuz religion is for nerds!

    • @emadonssongs3442
      @emadonssongs3442 Год назад +1

      ​@@HXSKlmfao facts

    • @loriw2661
      @loriw2661 Год назад +7

      He probably questioned something. That’s why I was kicked out of Sunday school at 9 years old. I asked what was the difference between Santa and god. It was an honest question. They said I was a “trouble maker” & called my mom to come get me.

    • @antifurryfoundation55
      @antifurryfoundation55 Год назад

      @@loriw2661 what did your mother say?

    • @loriw2661
      @loriw2661 Год назад +3

      @@antifurryfoundation55 At first, I remember her being mad, thinking I had been rude. Then the SS teacher told her what I said. We left and mom said that it was ok to ask questions and that Santa was “different”. Lol

  • @LAPCGames
    @LAPCGames 9 месяцев назад +1

    6:51 Haaa yes, the whole world
    French: Bonjour [litteraly Good Day] Salut
    Chinese: Niaho, Haì
    Japanese: konnichiwa, yā
    Greek: Yia sas, Yia
    Congo: Mbote
    Indie: namaste
    navajo: Yá'át'ééh
    tHe WhOlE wOrLd

  • @vinx.909
    @vinx.909 11 месяцев назад +4

    i'm sorry, satan wants to destroy humanity? which side wants the world to come to an end again?

    • @imvivalamilo
      @imvivalamilo 9 месяцев назад +2

      I got a letter in the mail the other day from “god’s messenger” telling me that the world will end in 2030 and that the only way to save myself is to read the first and second amendments 200 times each and to devote my life to religion. They didn’t say what religion so I guess I’m screwed. 🤷‍♂️

    • @vinx.909
      @vinx.909 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@imvivalamilo someone forgot there are religions other then theirs lol

  • @garrettleatham7138
    @garrettleatham7138 28 дней назад +1

    29:23 is an image of a website that links every contradiction in the bible. So all the lines are linking where a chapter is contradicting another.