I was Arrested by the US Army in Minecraft (April Fools)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • For april fools I wanted to do something special with the members and friends of the Wavetech server. So we got together and did a bit of roleplay as the US army in Minecraft where the goal was to arrest me for manufacturing weapons of mass destruction. I hope you enjoy.
    Check out the Slimestone Archive where ‪@MythicalPingu‬ published his amazing flying machine replica of an A1 Abrams Battletank:
    / discord
    For this stunt we used the Simple Animated Gun Mod for Fabric:
    www.curseforge...
    Action sequence track was Meathook composed by Mick Gordon for the Doom Eternal OST
    Wavetech Server Discord:
    / discord
    Mods that I use:
    www.mediafire....
    Second Channel where I post my Music:
    / @artism6843

Комментарии • 293

  • @infrences
    @infrences 6 месяцев назад +1116

    “Hopefully we’ll be able to get away on the Piston Bolt.”
    “He pissed on what?”
    Killed me dawg 😭

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 6 месяцев назад

      Ono

    • @aaku2684
      @aaku2684 6 месяцев назад

      same lmfao

    • @zack-the-storm-qn506
      @zack-the-storm-qn506 6 месяцев назад +6

      Cars movie reference!?

    • @JKM115
      @JKM115 6 месяцев назад +6

      Thank you!

    • @aaku2684
      @aaku2684 5 месяцев назад

      @@JKM115 youre hilarious lmao

  • @thesquid889
    @thesquid889 6 месяцев назад +478

    not the axe being named "Pnal Aenetration" 💀

  • @potatojuiceultra
    @potatojuiceultra 6 месяцев назад +103

    “And it just so happens….
    That storage tech is my passion”
    THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD LINE

  • @riddlydiddly666
    @riddlydiddly666 6 месяцев назад +293

    Live footage of the US army fighting a metric unit of measurement

    • @r2020E
      @r2020E 6 месяцев назад +22

      Cubic feet won in the end

    • @TheMasterBlaze
      @TheMasterBlaze 5 месяцев назад +25

      "What The FUCK Is A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" **Furious Automatic Gunfire**

    • @fedors3903
      @fedors3903 5 месяцев назад +2

      This comment is so underrated XD

  • @filkos1
    @filkos1 6 месяцев назад +134

    4:00 Cubicmetre always smashing it with the April 1st video 😂

  • @EmdyMC
    @EmdyMC 6 месяцев назад +54

    Best April fools video yet. It has no right being this funny. Well played cubic 😂😂

  • @NerdGlasses256
    @NerdGlasses256 5 месяцев назад +17

    JKM: "Dies in a secret desk-button boobietrap explosion"
    JKM a minute later: "He pissed on what?"
    A true 90's action movie villain never dies, and will always have a cool oneliner for his comeback XD

  • @kyleyoung2464
    @kyleyoung2464 6 месяцев назад +138

    I want to rotate it on the other axis

    • @Rippi__
      @Rippi__ 6 месяцев назад +23

      bad luck, you have to repeat this video 3 times then...

    • @deltamico
      @deltamico 6 месяцев назад

      He said axis not direction

    • @MysteriousPotatoe
      @MysteriousPotatoe 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah I like lazors

  • @Squiddo
    @Squiddo 6 месяцев назад +11

    This tutorial would've been really helpful approximately four days ago

    • @Saiyana
      @Saiyana 6 месяцев назад +1

      Just see into the future duhh

  • @AkivaB
    @AkivaB 6 месяцев назад +13

    I'm so disappointed he didn't use the Saxton hale method of careless melee combat

  • @lightesque1407
    @lightesque1407 6 месяцев назад +11

    "he pisaed on what" is hilarious

  • @infra8466
    @infra8466 5 месяцев назад +5

    Weakest australian vs US army

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 Месяц назад

      "gday mates, today we invented a new crime against humanity"

  • @slavsquatsuperstar
    @slavsquatsuperstar 5 месяцев назад +1

    “I own a TNT cannon for home defense”

  • @Slaikkarinaj
    @Slaikkarinaj 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's nice how JKM starts glowing only after the twist.

  • @SenileLuke
    @SenileLuke 6 месяцев назад +3

    This was way better than the video title implied lol. So glad it was a meme video

  • @quequahqueh1878
    @quequahqueh1878 6 месяцев назад +3

    adn that's when JKM said "it's storing time" and started storing cubicmetre full of lead

  • @GreenJab
    @GreenJab 6 месяцев назад +5

    Thanks cubic for letting me know what living in the US feels like

  • @thomasborre5669
    @thomasborre5669 6 месяцев назад +10

    Could you make an adjustable “orbital strike cannon” that launches an ender pearl to specified location on the map?

    • @heavygaming1167
      @heavygaming1167 6 месяцев назад +1

      like arrows, ender pearls cannot have a cannon made for them that works in a similar way to the osc

    • @thomasborre5669
      @thomasborre5669 6 месяцев назад

      As far as I know it only shoots the pearl to one location. If you used osc technology could you make it so you could choose where the pearl end up?

    • @enkvadrat_
      @enkvadrat_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thomasborre5669 ender pearl cannons was a thing in 1.12 where you could chunk load with simple redstone dust. If mojang made pearls load chunks you would be able to build them in never versions. That is sadly not the case.

    • @cubicmetre
      @cubicmetre  6 месяцев назад +5

      The most ironic thing is that projectiles do literally load chunks as they raycast to their destination, its just that those chunks will only be loaded in a border state and entities cannot tick in those chunks. There would literally be no performance difference if they made the chunks entity processing.

    • @sus4750
      @sus4750 11 дней назад

      ​@@cubicmetreis it possible in this case to make a more expensive version that will consistently throw pearls into each chunk along the way?​

  • @TrollDude3
    @TrollDude3 5 месяцев назад

    4:00 oh my god!!! It's just like when Morbius said it's Morbin' time!!!!

  • @gaimnbro9337
    @gaimnbro9337 6 месяцев назад +26

    Minecraft: The War and Crimes Update

  • @zirobie1016
    @zirobie1016 20 дней назад

    the sever is so develop to the point they started to develop guns

  • @Chase92488
    @Chase92488 Месяц назад +1

    pov: you are saddam hussein, circa 2003

  • @cosmo_7
    @cosmo_7 4 месяца назад +1

    4:03 I don't remeber that sequence in doom

  • @GOKpot
    @GOKpot 6 месяцев назад +5

    Came here for the cannon
    Stay for the plot

  • @sonicmeerkat
    @sonicmeerkat 6 месяцев назад +16

    man went from technoblade to doomguy

  • @NotQoowpe
    @NotQoowpe 4 месяца назад

    Actually, we really need a video about how to rotate an Orbital Strike cannon cubic.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 месяцев назад

    entirely unrealistic, the US would never dare to interfere with an arms manufacturer.

  • @GluttonyDevourerOfVideos
    @GluttonyDevourerOfVideos 6 месяцев назад +2

    probably the coolest minecraft video I have seen. Love it

  • @4547466
    @4547466 5 месяцев назад

    Thank you Mr. Meter for showing us how to efficiently rotate the Orbital Strike Cannon.

  • @wahoobidy4912
    @wahoobidy4912 6 месяцев назад

    Honestly I hope this story continues lol. Can't wait for you to make a orbital strike cannon a literal nuke in the next chapter. Maybe pull a Iron man and sell your illegal weapons

  • @jane5886
    @jane5886 6 месяцев назад +1

    I loaded that gun mod into my modern industrialization world, set up a bunch of production lines for bullets and weapons and went dungeoning. Something about two shulkers full of LMG ammo hits different lol

    • @matthewpwnz
      @matthewpwnz 6 месяцев назад +1

      How can i find this mod? 😊

  • @harrypotter-gw7hn
    @harrypotter-gw7hn 4 месяца назад

    Hey, I was really interested with your orbital strike cannon machine. And I was wondering if there was something that you could do similar. But just with an ender pearl. So you can do like instantaneous transport to anywhere you want

  • @Zera1928
    @Zera1928 6 месяцев назад

    Cubic really bustin out the choppa in Minecraft

  • @funfish2412
    @funfish2412 6 месяцев назад +4

    What was this Fever Dream?

  • @calmite
    @calmite 6 месяцев назад +1

    Blockheed Martin is absolute gold

  • @captheobbyist6434
    @captheobbyist6434 6 месяцев назад +2

    i thought he was gonna rotate the orbital strike cannon and destroy the main miilitary base with it

  • @TheTurtleyOne
    @TheTurtleyOne 6 месяцев назад +1

    Better acting than most SMPs

  • @Cheese-zd1tw
    @Cheese-zd1tw 5 месяцев назад

    "Storage tech is my passion" xD

  • @xinshengbing5743
    @xinshengbing5743 6 месяцев назад +4

    Someone give JKM an Oscar.

  • @SF124-gy7hk
    @SF124-gy7hk 6 месяцев назад +1

    For the entire first half I was wondering weather or not this was an april fools day video

  • @SpaceBear1987
    @SpaceBear1987 4 месяца назад

    I think the only thing missing from your catalogue of weapons, would be some kind of anti air defense.

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 Месяц назад

      bro he made it lol

    • @SpaceBear1987
      @SpaceBear1987 Месяц назад

      @@Chase92488 BRUH WHEN-

    • @Chase92488
      @Chase92488 Месяц назад

      @@SpaceBear1987 dont remember, (it might have been a different channel) but it essentially revolves around sculk sensors detecting player movement and slamming a shit ton of tnt in the sky. if you've seen videos of iraqi anti air defense against american stealth aircraft (f117) in 2003 over baghdad its basically that

  • @tlpenguin3758
    @tlpenguin3758 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ah yes, my favourite thing: Pnal Aenetration

  • @ritmitnit
    @ritmitnit 5 месяцев назад

    they found the meth storage facility

  • @captheobbyist6434
    @captheobbyist6434 6 месяцев назад +2

    1:04 is this why you have that hole in the window in some of your videos?

  • @Idiot354
    @Idiot354 6 месяцев назад +10

    "well tell them we don't have any oil"
    genius

  • @bingus3903
    @bingus3903 6 месяцев назад

    love the tf reference of the magma blocks in the bbq desk

  • @Deepaksingh-tn8eh
    @Deepaksingh-tn8eh 5 месяцев назад +1

    Which mod do you use to auto pick item in searching for dayss

  • @Heyght
    @Heyght 6 месяцев назад +2

    I always knew JKM was a glowie! Nobody believed me!

  • @professorvatcraft
    @professorvatcraft 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hoolllyyyyyyyyy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshh!!!! Never thought JKM would hold a gun

  • @burntpancake7132
    @burntpancake7132 6 месяцев назад +1

    this vidoe taught me how to rotate the cannon, thanks

  • @JsksHsxh
    @JsksHsxh 6 месяцев назад +6

    I didn't have time to get bored!

  • @sephrosemary
    @sephrosemary 5 месяцев назад

    yess, I love the MannCO easter egg

  • @soupcangaming662
    @soupcangaming662 6 месяцев назад

    says it's being taken over by the US Army
    "These Marines are tough."

  • @somebody_JB
    @somebody_JB 6 месяцев назад

    Can’t believe they made the tanks work even though it was destroyed in 5 seconds

  • @randomviever
    @randomviever 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lets just apprieciate the name of his axe

  • @zack-the-storm-qn506
    @zack-the-storm-qn506 6 месяцев назад

    Finally, the Global Strike Cannon lore!

  • @funnydog7133
    @funnydog7133 6 месяцев назад +1

    the feds cant take my boy

  • @C.5.
    @C.5. 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ausies and Europeans experience average Tuesday in US, the video.

  • @Artem4egg_
    @Artem4egg_ 6 месяцев назад +10

    Bro i forgot it's aprils fools lmao

    • @gaimnbro9337
      @gaimnbro9337 6 месяцев назад

      same wtf i was so confused when he said it was april fools

  • @rakwiz15
    @rakwiz15 5 месяцев назад

    definitely Australian...

  • @minky_stinky9255
    @minky_stinky9255 6 месяцев назад +1

    honestly, better then Madame web

  • @Stab.a_Saurus
    @Stab.a_Saurus 6 месяцев назад +1

    isnt it april 2nd for you now?

  • @dragoni_penguin
    @dragoni_penguin 5 месяцев назад

    Breaking News: Australian indoctrinated in United States

  • @zerokun2655
    @zerokun2655 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hey cubic! I'm trying out the cannon in your world, the idea would be to build it in my server to impress my friends (and MAYBE, MAYBE, start a war)
    My question is, does it work in 1.20.4?
    Will I have problems if I use client optimization mods? (Fabulously optimized modpack) The server is vanilla hosted on Aternos
    I Will test It myself eventually but if you could answer me I'd love it
    (Also, once again, congrats on graduating :))
    Edit: Wait I just noticed that with coordinates 4300 - 4300 it gives X: 37 trim 7, Y 37 trim 7. But with the coordinates 3700 - 3700 it gives the same? Can it only fire in one direction or?

    • @cubicmetre
      @cubicmetre  6 месяцев назад

      The cannon can only fire towards a single dual of coordinates, so +X +Z or +X -Z. But you can rotate the cannon, just keep in mind for rotates of 90 and 270 degrees the X and Z settings swap places.

    • @zerokun2655
      @zerokun2655 5 месяцев назад

      @@cubicmetre ok ok I figured it was easy to rotate since it looked simmetrical but you know, Minecraft directionality xD

  • @indigoviolet_
    @indigoviolet_ 5 месяцев назад

    As an American citizen I can confirm that’s what its like over here

  • @DrJigglebones
    @DrJigglebones 5 месяцев назад

    RIP blockyard, he will be mist

  • @justyce_yt
    @justyce_yt 6 месяцев назад

    This is the best April Fools video ever 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @yun8616
    @yun8616 6 месяцев назад

    Storage Tech (Firearms) Is My Passion

  • @FemMushroom
    @FemMushroom 6 месяцев назад

    This is what Minecraft content is supposed to be

  • @MidnightDoom777
    @MidnightDoom777 5 месяцев назад

    average minecraft prison escape video

  • @sprites4ever482
    @sprites4ever482 5 месяцев назад

    Breaking News: US Army wages unparalleled campaign against Australian who roleplays as Saxton Hale in Minecraft, because he's Metric, and the Metric system has become too powerful!

  • @DanDrimmic
    @DanDrimmic 6 месяцев назад

    I really thought it was another tech video 😢😢😢😢
    anyways, you got me, nice one!

  • @createragegamesmc24816
    @createragegamesmc24816 6 месяцев назад

    Good one mate 🧉

  • @milesmcallister8542
    @milesmcallister8542 4 месяца назад +1

    Mann co

  • @pilhamre9182
    @pilhamre9182 6 месяцев назад

    "x was slain by cubicmetre using Pnal Aenetration"

  • @AlextheLordofFire
    @AlextheLordofFire 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ok but when is he gonna rotate the cannon?

  • @PartisDiabolica-d6d
    @PartisDiabolica-d6d 6 месяцев назад +1

    Didnt think this was gonna be a gunfight, just thought it was gonna be a good old redstone tutorial
    Oh right its april fools

  • @miniamobfighter7271
    @miniamobfighter7271 5 месяцев назад

    Noones mentioning the name of the axe at 1:38 ??

  • @tronche2cake
    @tronche2cake 6 месяцев назад +1

    > Blockheed Martin

  • @janKoloja
    @janKoloja 5 месяцев назад

    Please tell me that this mod is now officially added to the server

  • @biblebot3947
    @biblebot3947 6 месяцев назад

    What’s the music in the end gun fight?

    • @cubicmetre
      @cubicmetre  6 месяцев назад

      Meathook, part of the Doom OST

  • @juandddee
    @juandddee 6 месяцев назад

    what is jthis?
    call of duty?
    good video!

  • @quirkyperson125
    @quirkyperson125 6 месяцев назад

    I can't tell if this is also a mod showcase or not

  • @HardcoreLifeYT
    @HardcoreLifeYT 4 месяца назад

    Please give an Excel spreadsheet for Orbital Strike 2.0

  • @DanielNerd
    @DanielNerd 6 месяцев назад

    wait till he learns they unlocked all the hoppers in ms

  • @AtPurri
    @AtPurri 6 месяцев назад

    I love your content man

  • @vpexmc
    @vpexmc 6 месяцев назад

    Best RUclips title

  • @mxdndy
    @mxdndy 6 месяцев назад

    Well made actually

  • @WytheA
    @WytheA 6 месяцев назад

    I'm Sorry, but what is the name of that axe?

  • @tayty1238
    @tayty1238 6 месяцев назад

    “Pnal Anetration”

  • @RuthroAlt
    @RuthroAlt 6 месяцев назад

    man I wish I could have made it

  • @kulitpoop4827
    @kulitpoop4827 6 месяцев назад

    Bro the axe p n a l

  • @essiegamepoint8770
    @essiegamepoint8770 6 месяцев назад

    I like this style of video

  • @slowfreq
    @slowfreq 6 месяцев назад

    Wait so how do you rotate the orbital strike cannon?

  • @emersonrodriguez125
    @emersonrodriguez125 5 месяцев назад

    Awesome showcase on how to (almost) outrun the US military, but I think the whole thing could’ve been avoided if you never posted the “Why I hate PaperMC” video. You see, without that video, upon seeing working technical redstone, the US military would’ve been too shocked to respond (everyone knows government departments run PaperMC for minimum bureaucratic efficiency), giving you ample time to escape.

  • @THM_Spacecity
    @THM_Spacecity 6 месяцев назад

    This is great

  • @volynx
    @volynx 6 месяцев назад

    Finally some damn good dream smp content

  • @gabeybaby3398
    @gabeybaby3398 6 месяцев назад +1

    i am so confused

  • @ExceededTag6048
    @ExceededTag6048 6 месяцев назад

    Pnal Aenetration???

  • @NightHawk-wj9mz
    @NightHawk-wj9mz 6 месяцев назад

    I am so glad I clicked on this video 😂