People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.
I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle. My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry) when it was empty.
i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.
What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.
As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.
I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL
Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.
'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached
33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.
I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.
As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.
The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget
Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.
1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.
im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft
the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious
16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.
24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!
That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.
alright, I have to pause at 1:03 and comment. That is a shoe from the Krewe of Muses, which is their signature throw, hand decorated by the members and passed off the floats to friends and family. They can actually be valuable.
Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.
Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit
13:22 how the hell did you get an aircraft fuselage from? Tbf, I'd totally build my own private jet with that, if I'm given the knowledge and the parts to do so....
13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi. Why someone would create this, I have no idea
37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.
My whole thing about the change of the branding is about the reason why and it isn't because of racism like the greedy bastards want you to believe. Its so they could stop paying the royalties to Nancy Green's (the eponymous "Aunt Jemima") family for the use of her likeness on the bottles and advertising. Something that pulled her family out of poverty. To me, the dishonesty comes off as more racist than keeping using the character. Because her descendants were still getting paid millions until 2020 when they ended use of the character. Now if they REALLY wanted to be genuine about that what they could have done is take those millions they were paying Green's family, put it into a charity fund and have it be turned into grants for black female entrepreneurs to start businesses and brands as a form of reparations. But I don't see the Pearl Milling Company doing that.
1:30 I had a similar idea to replace most of the furniture in my bedroom like this but made out of high quality wood with the desk being below the bed and the end not against the walls being bookshelves built into it to still have all my furniture but increasing the useable space in my fairly small bedroom, it most definitely would not look like the work of a mad plumber though
11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib
All the narrators should do a video together
I wonder how many times people have asked for this to happen
Yess
I do agree my good sir
@Kevin Klunder i was trying to help people suggest it
@Kevin Klunder real
As a torontonian, i apologize for the bacon grease and vinegar guys
not forgiven as i am going to help make it worse for views
For the people asking the narrators to do a episode together. All the compilations are them doing it together without being together.
That is true
@Rach , I know right
18:28 looks like that dudes ass had a Vietnam war
@@geeksofaviation. Bros in a whole different league of conversations
@@horrorrake5389 oh I didn’t know I was replying
2:39 "I know what I've got." Yes. So does Poison Control. It's called "botulism".
People laughing at the stove/washer combo, but as someone who lives in a very old apartment with no washer and no space for one, and who doesn't have time to cook (in part because what are meal-prep days to many people are laundromat days for me), I can't imagine anything more beautiful.
I still have a older version of the Aunt Jemima bottle.
My dad never discarded it as it still had a use as a syrup bottle. He just refilled it with the massive jugs of syrup that we store in our basement (In a well kept pantry)
when it was empty.
are you by chance.... Canadian?
@@Techpaw-wc Yep. Right on the money.
@@Creatorsan knew it lol
i actually had a bunk bed like one at 1:19 but my dad actually built it properly, with steps leading up to the bed instead of a ladder and it was made from wood. it did have a desk area under it, and a bookshelf style headboard.
It's called a loft bed.
What kind of fu$@ed up monster turns their dead dog into a carpet? We need a special machine that fires terrible people into the sun at a high rate of speed.
As someone into video games and the Xbox 360, I can tell you that's actually a fairly normal price for NCAA Football 14. It was the last NCAA game, and there's a really popular mod for it that people like to use that updates the rosters and uniforms for the current year. Even places like Goodwill sell 'em for $100+. Normal online places sell 'em for $300-400 easily.
I don't know why I thought this was the best video I could eat a meal to, but I have regrets
Also, apparently you can just buy walk-through metal detectors online. New ones go for around 2000-4000 bucks, so that two for 1000 is a DEAL
perks of having insomnia is seeing emkay posts early :D
:D
Or you can live in another timezone :D
For me its perks of summer break (i live in a timezone where it posts during school)
@@1EmuFan watch (or lesson during class
@@bitten2up i dont have a phone yet so idk how to bring an ipad to school
1:00:16 That's a cropped picture of Michelangelo's _Creation of Adam_ , the painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
That Yoda doll is ripped. “Lift, bro, do you even?”
It's so funny the part where there's an actual person looking for a crackhead
Note to anyone: Please don't burn furniture (or anything except aged firewood). The plastics, glues, pressure-treated lumber, etc etc etc in furniture can cause health issues for people within wind-range of you, not to mention those chemicals are often carcinogenic when burned. The range for the smoke is often quite a bit farther than you think, I'm talking thousands of feet, if not miles.
While I would never buy food on Craigslist, I love seeing people list food on Craigslist.
I’d buy some food from Craigslist then sell it again to see if anyone is stupid enough to buy it again
"Grandfather clock without the clock"
My tiny peanut brain: heehoo grandfather
'Vintage Toilet From Macdonalds 1965 Vietnam War' looks like the spicy new sneek peek to a new howtobasic video
also how can you not laugh at a title like that and the image attached
33:00 The Brief Jerky was a joke item made by Mixed Species, a group of rad guys who are comics, artists, musicians, and just really good, creative dudes. I've known them for...holy cow, FIFTEEN years, now. I did some laundry this morning that included my Mixed Species "Radicool" shirt because, yes, I still wear it. Do check out these awesome and very nice guys.
I tried googling them and nothing came up. Do they have a website or RUclips channel etc?
17:28 yeah that is snake shed. You can use it to make cool necklaces though.
I bought 10lbs of jelly belly jelly beans once. I was high af and couldn't decide so i bought like 3 lbs of the ones i liked and a lb of others. Was kinda crazy. I still find old jelly bellys in the back of my closet.
This video is essentially "Bruh" at everything people are selling online
12:36 I love the censor on the dog in this one
19:16 actual respect for this dude
As someone from the Hoosier state....there's an awful lot coming from here. I'd ask wtf is wrong with people, but I stopped questioning the sanity of those around me in this state a long time ago.
6:21 it’s actually not bad my school served it once and it tasted like an enchilada
Another awesome emkay video!
Edit: why thank you kind kind John M. Emkay for thy heart
Video 8 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
6:30 this shit caught me off guard
It's a new level of broke when your offering to sell ypur dead sisters smelly used knickers. That had me laughing so hard.
“I want to hear you fart from the front” is some of the wildest shit I’ve ever read😭
I can only guess it's a kid who's only heard schoolboy rumors of what goes on with girls *down there* and he thinks he's being edgy and naughty.
24:49 Not gonna lie, I _adore_ the evil-looking goat. One Baphomet goat, please lmao
The Cheetos ordeal is from when Cheetos did this thing where you send them unique Cheetos shapes that anyone finds and a winner would be chosen for a prize that I forget
"Mac and cheese comes out of a box" is the most American take 😂
This lucky bastard here starts T today!
Congratulations!!!
"I know I'm gay and can't do math but" 😂😂😂 this is a great quote and a great video from great channel
Did that person not realize 2$ bills are a thing? People blow my mind, ive also heard of 2 separate occasions where people have had cops called and where arrested for using counterfeit money because the person working the cash register never heard of a 2$ bill. The one was a poor girl trying to pay for luch at school.
It is crazy to me that people have never heard of $2 notes
21:39 Fun fact: If your Ferrari is in the shop, some shops in Eurpoe will give you a custom Fiat 500 with Ferrari badges as a courtesy car.
1:13 Actually not that bad pvc is quite strong plumbing code often requires filling drain stacks to the top with water. Considering the price of that pvc pipe is like $3/foot and each of those fittings cost anywhere from $5-10. Plus pvc is used in commercial buildings because it's fire resistant.
im just here to point out the description says r/comedyheaven instead of r/crackheadcraigslist, i will now return to listening to emkay compilations as background noise and playing minecraft
Yo I'm playing Minecraft too
@@JoyOfCreativeService ayo
the image at 7:00 i saw about half a year ago, and it was simply titled "воскресло" which is a pun in russian that features the word itself which translates to "revived" and synonyms of it? and the second word is "кресло" which is a word for a chair or a chair with pillow padding and the first time i saw it, it was hilarious
Idiot doesn't know that 2$ bills are a real currency. They're rare, but they're still money.
To be fair... that is a PERFECT Dorito.
This is the sub that makes me laugh hysterically
1:20 That is literally every Lego Technic set.
I was going to study until I saw this, I'm going to watch every emkay video now. This is better than studying.
no shit anything is
chill emkay videos to study/relax to
16:02 That’s not bad. Back when everyone still had landlines (so like late 90’s - early 2000’s), I was planning to move into this loft with exposed brick and thought a pay phone would be a cool piece of kitsch for my landline, but they were ridiculously expensive. I don’t think I saw one listed below $300 as a starting bid.
There is a quote that describes my sentiment to the 🦍 gorilla. “I doubt that you can, but intrigued that you might.”
the PBC pipe bed would actually be strong coming to think about it
The r/crackheadcraigslist compilation has come and I like it. I like things like r/crackheadcraigslist. Please make more videos like this.
i'm just crying over the dog carpet, wth... my week is more ruined than I ever imagined it could
You should do another accidental racism one. That was really funny and there aren’t enough videos about it.
0:48 Jesus Christ! That's WAY too creepy to be art 😨
i'm starting wonder if some people create these just for the meme. . .like the "tell" is when they say "no lowballs, i know what i have"
Anyone who still makes mac'n cheese out of a box must be at least younger than 15.
You know we all want that Victorian baby yeet machine
24:41 1) it’s way too low to be a coffee table; 2) it’s too small to be a coffee table, 3) it’s not industrial, it’s just homemade with crappy parts, 4) it doesn’t have a diameter at all - it’s a triangle!
Now I know what will happen when he takes me out of the basement
24:23 SPOONS!!!!!!!!!
"Bought it just dont want it anymore "😂😂😂😂
That dude that got the stolen tv that just displayed a menu more than likely is a 100% normal functioning tv with a usb drive plugged in to make ot show the menu. If he pulled out the little tumb drive it would work normally.
alright, I have to pause at 1:03 and comment. That is a shoe from the Krewe of Muses, which is their signature throw, hand decorated by the members and passed off the floats to friends and family. They can actually be valuable.
Believe it or not that right hand drive kit is used by some USPS drivers in rural areas so they don't need to get out of the vehicle. I've seen a post office worker on a midsize SUV with a setup identical to that.
Man, I wish my boss put an add out for it and I'd post it here. We have a shitty, beat up, 8 year old floor scrubber that barely runs let alone does its job. By boss told me "you know, if you think about it it's in pretty good shape all things considered". Yeah, because we had to replace all the batteries and electronics. The only thing original is the shell. And it still doesn't work for shit
The guy cleaning smoking pieces for free is a legend!!
I would buy that dorito if it comes with warranty that it does not get bitten vertically
13:22 how the hell did you get an aircraft fuselage from? Tbf, I'd totally build my own private jet with that, if I'm given the knowledge and the parts to do so....
Banana, shroom and Jesus? Take my money.
13:10 I recognize that bottle. It's an apple juice bottle. With the label removed and replaced with pepsi.
Why someone would create this, I have no idea
37:19 As someone from the Seattle-area, while a bit steep/silly, I can 100% imagine some Seahawk fans paying $3 for a pen. Not most people.... but some. Also, a bit weird that it isn't in the seahawk colors.
Have a good day emkay
Let's be very serious, we all want that bar of copper. Or at least I do!
0:53 the maternity belly button ring is for girls who already have the piercing so it doesn't close up while they're pregnant
I fell asleep with this video on and the blue jean couch was in my dreams
24:46 the brim with no Yankee
45:07 that car looks well made enough, take my money bro
the bacon grease one is a southern nightmare
18:56 I love seeing Corner Gas references in the wild!
12:43 THEY CENSORED OUT THE DOG’S FACE TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY 😭
EmKay is the reason Im the funny friend, you have blessed and cursed me thank you.
if ur using reddit jokes ur probably not funny ur just weird 😂😂😂😂
@@wirehim ok? I genuinely don’t care 💀
@@AngstyCanine u get bullied
@@wirehim I’ve been bullied once 💀
20:49 this is from a school bus, it's that little stop sign on the side that swings out.
Okay, if no one noticed that, SOMEONE LITERALLY USED FURSUIT EYE BLANKS FOR THE JESUS STATUE THAT WATCHES YOU-
That dudes ex-wife was a snake.
That’s a really funny pun
My whole thing about the change of the branding is about the reason why and it isn't because of racism like the greedy bastards want you to believe. Its so they could stop paying the royalties to Nancy Green's (the eponymous "Aunt Jemima") family for the use of her likeness on the bottles and advertising. Something that pulled her family out of poverty. To me, the dishonesty comes off as more racist than keeping using the character. Because her descendants were still getting paid millions until 2020 when they ended use of the character. Now if they REALLY wanted to be genuine about that what they could have done is take those millions they were paying Green's family, put it into a charity fund and have it be turned into grants for black female entrepreneurs to start businesses and brands as a form of reparations. But I don't see the Pearl Milling Company doing that.
1:30 I had a similar idea to replace most of the furniture in my bedroom like this but made out of high quality wood with the desk being below the bed and the end not against the walls being bookshelves built into it to still have all my furniture but increasing the useable space in my fairly small bedroom, it most definitely would not look like the work of a mad plumber though
The perfect derito made me smile ☺️☺️☺️☺️
did they censor the yorkies eyes in the stuck sofa post???
Okay but the wasp nest decoy is definitely good to help keep REAL WASPS away.
11:56 I’m actually surprised they didn’t make it a regular thing if it was really that popular. They should at least bring it around once a year like the McRib
39:38 no you can't make me
Is that ramen powder still for sale in northern utah?? My step-dad would love this.
Spit on it, pawpaw
33:42 I saw someone who was wearing a monster can mask and I had to resist the urge to question every life choice they made up until then
I'd buy that dorito just to flex on my friends.
DO IT.
3:43 where’s the grandfather? Where’s the clock? You’re the grandfather, and I’m going to hit you with a clock
i want the mask from 10:02 where do i find it??
N no need to make fun of us Americans with the southern drawl voice. We do that everyday ourselves on the world stage... keep it up! This is funny af🤣
3:04 BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭
In my country they sell a Gas Station, online
Lmao at the $2 bills fake movie money