Samus lays on the floor, beaten and bloody, her armour destroyed. Her Zero Suit is torn along the stomach, three diagonal gashes in her gut from just one swing of the dragon's claws. She's barely breathing. She weakly holds herself up on her hands, looking up at the beastly space pirate she called Ridley. Samus: "H-How...? How could you get...this s-strong...?" The ruthless purple beast loomed over her, lowering himself down until his face was inches from hers, his razor-sharp teeth bared. He granted his arch-nemesis her last question, answering with a low growl in his voice. Ridley: "I drink Smash Milk."
"'Go meat your parents' says ridley. that was a little mean actually." That's actually something ridley would say too! in the manga, ridley says, the first time he fights samus, "I had to eat the corpses to survive on that space colony. I used their cells to replace my own. So you could say that your parents are still a part of me!" ridley points to his elbow "Is your mother here?" points to leg "Or is she right here?!" ridley is an absolute sadist. and I love him for that.
Um actually, this game uses a matchup spread more than a proper tier list as its more balanced, even so Ridley is pretty awful if against anything with a fast aerial and has 2 practically useless moves in down air down b, he is combo food for all and a recovery that is pretty poor, side b should not work from ledge as it's easily avoided.
@@OneHellofaDragon I said they are practically useless, not bad. They can be used at times but rarely. If I say they are bad moves, that apparently makes me a bad Ridley but it also makes you a bad player if you get hit by these highly telegraphed laggy moves.
@@sersmiles1635 Ridley has good recovery. Fuck that, Ridley's recovery is reeealy good, and as long as you keep your distance and don't do anything stupid, he is a good character. However, a lot of his moves are punishable if you miss. The point I'm trying to get at is Ridley is a good character as long as you know how to play safe and play smart. Also, its fun to watch people get tilted from his edge guarding XD
Ganondorf is *pure power* with a zone of influence you don't want to enter without a plan. While Ridley has powerful moves and the speed to back it up.
"I'm a walking graveyard of everyone you ever knew and loved! Just pay your last respects!" (Probably botched on my part) actual quote from Ridley from this one backstory manga Nintendo released forever ago. The only time Ridley as we know him ever had dialogue and I've always wanted more since
@@Sean_Bird yeah, with all the clips where turv does something incredible against alpha, that they have gathered for the past few years and kept in secret
The struggle is that 9/10 times my voice is exactly like his. I discovered this channel because a buddy of mine told me I sounded like Alpharad, so I watched the Slap City playlist, and I was like H O L Y S H I T I D O S O U N D L I K E H I M
A Spastic Fucking Dweeb Sounding like Alpharad is the most terrifying of all curses. Once you find that out there’s no hope of living a normal life. It truly is a problem facing much of humanity today. Did you know sounding like Alpharad is the leading cause of r/woosh?
that was a moral victory, nothing like the disrespectful grab confirm into SD to get into the mind of your opponent "i dont need this game to 3-1 you best of 5"
It's called, as he would say it, "Winning in the eyes of the people". Also if he tried to hide it he could easily edit in and remove the stocks w/ editing software.
@@shaphier7057 No like, Metroid: Other M Unless you mean it should never have been mentioned then I agree, but atleast it had a damn effective Ridley incarnation, not emotionally but fight-wise
I'm surprised you were able to fit this big video in RUclips Wait does that thumbnail confirm that Ridley is actually Sans Undertale 2:40 hey you lost that game Alpha you're not slipping that past me 9:13 oh I love this video now It has Robobot music
Dear Alpharad: I am writing you this comment to inquire the whereabouts of Vincent in your Super Smash Bros. Ultimate videos. Has he gone back to the mountaintops to train? Is he leisurely spending his time painting his rivals? I am concerned for his disappearance as he is the only being powerful enough to stop the level 9 CPU invasion. Please respond at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
As am I although I believe Ridley is one of the worst characters in the game, fun but bad, Is like a smash 4 game and watch where you have good tools and options but glaring weaknesses
One time I saved a teammate online with Ridley, they got spiked, and I up b-ed downwards at an angle to hit him and it sent him upward, but I proceeded to lose my last stock, and we lost in the end, but I was happy to do such an awesome save.
2:28 Ah, I see that you killed him by comboing the "Skyrim Special" into a stage spike. Nothing sends a message quite like the "Skyrim Special." (Really though, his up-air pose looks exactly like the Skyrim logo.)
Heres a spirit combo for ridley mains. Nightmare (lifesteal) Shine Sprite (Special move power up) Rock Mario or Labrador Retriever (physical attack up) I checked. Ridley`s final smash kills at *zero* in a 1v1
Thanos comes from the name, Thanatos, the God of Death. Ridley is known as the Cunning God of Death. So Thanos Dragon is actually quite appropriate.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY BOI
lol who calls him that, his groupies?
@@befirefly7 on the boxing stage in ultimate, if someone plays as ridley, it shows his nickname as "Cunning God of Death"
@@TyranttheIndominusRex ohh neat, thanks :)
@Ironwolf 1 Ridley Scott, yes, he's also loosely based on the Xenomorph from the Alien series, another fun fact
When he takes a second sip of Smash Milk, and Alpharad actually gets confused and concerned
l i e k a g a m e r
The milk is too epic to handle.
I mean I would just try to down then bottle and pass out, ‘cause that’s what I do when handed mysterious liquids by my friends
That alone cemented their relationship. He is now the one in charge.
I need some of that right now
"how do you feel?"
"like a gamer"
Stolen?
@@diego_lemus551 yep, only one person is allowed to make a unique comment per video.
Like a cunning god of death
Yeah that’s what he said
I feel like liking this comment but it’s has 69 and I can’t ruin it
"What did they feed that dragon?!"
Samus' parents
Oof.
Says Ridley
He drank that omnipotent smash milk
Yikes
If I'm not mistaken that's literally what happened lul
Before Smash Mlik: Betarad
AFTER SMASH MILK: A L P H A R A D
My guy, that was such an insparational comment, so much so that it has created a paradox in the ultinium reflection. 🤣
ALPHA-CHAD
@Daijah Jones N O
You mean: A L P H A C H A D
XD but has
He ever done XD skip in Mario Odyssey? Prob not but that comment was funny
Travis: “What did they feed that dragon?”
Alpha: “Smash milk.”
Steroids
Don't forget about Samus parents.
Samus lays on the floor, beaten and bloody, her armour destroyed. Her Zero Suit is torn along the stomach, three diagonal gashes in her gut from just one swing of the dragon's claws. She's barely breathing. She weakly holds herself up on her hands, looking up at the beastly space pirate she called Ridley.
Samus: "H-How...? How could you get...this s-strong...?"
The ruthless purple beast loomed over her, lowering himself down until his face was inches from hers, his razor-sharp teeth bared. He granted his arch-nemesis her last question, answering with a low growl in his voice.
Ridley: "I drink Smash Milk."
Dimension Defender
Yes.
Smash milk lore confirmed
So smash milk is actually Canon?
@@danielmedinadouriet805 Of course! It is the ultimate key to become an epic gamer
Best fanfiction
People say that Ridley is too big for Smash but 1:40 proves that Ridley was actually too small for Smash
The world may never know
StickMaster500 Lol true. Also, nice to see you.
StickMaster500 u genius
Why do I see you so often? I've seen you in I think 3 other videos from different youtubers.
At least it's close to big chungus's appearance.
"'Go meat your parents' says ridley. that was a little mean actually."
That's actually something ridley would say too!
in the manga, ridley says, the first time he fights samus, "I had to eat the corpses to survive on that space colony. I used their cells to replace my own. So you could say that your parents are still a part of me!" ridley points to his elbow "Is your mother here?" points to leg "Or is she right here?!"
ridley is an absolute sadist. and I love him for that.
Yeah Ridley's so fucked up. "Too big" is the least of all the reasons he shouldn't be allowed in smash bros.
@Shan Jeofry ...fuck
You know you can edit the comment after it’s made right? So if you wanted to you could change the meat to meet
@@arianeg.2649 why change perfection
@@arianeg.2649 at this point I'm keeping it out of spite.
Pro players:Ridley is mid-tier
Alpharad:Hold my smash milk
Um actually, this game uses a matchup spread more than a proper tier list as its more balanced, even so Ridley is pretty awful if against anything with a fast aerial and has 2 practically useless moves in down air down b, he is combo food for all and a recovery that is pretty poor, side b should not work from ledge as it's easily avoided.
I mean, he beats up Turv on a regular basis in almost every single video, that really any indicator of his skill at this point?
@@sersmiles1635 Saying down B and down air are bad is the hallmark of a bad Ridley player. The word you mean is situational.
@@OneHellofaDragon I said they are practically useless, not bad. They can be used at times but rarely. If I say they are bad moves, that apparently makes me a bad Ridley but it also makes you a bad player if you get hit by these highly telegraphed laggy moves.
@@sersmiles1635 Ridley has good recovery. Fuck that, Ridley's recovery is reeealy good, and as long as you keep your distance and don't do anything stupid, he is a good character. However, a lot of his moves are punishable if you miss. The point I'm trying to get at is Ridley is a good character as long as you know how to play safe and play smart. Also, its fun to watch people get tilted from his edge guarding XD
9:46
Fourth wall breaking at its smashest
They know too much
Turvis knows the drill by this point.
I wouldn't call that a wall break, they literally clipped through the wall
The perfect formula for a 'The Best' video:
1) Turvis getting rekt
2) Alpha saying "no man, [character] is bad"
Exactly.
Don't forget 3 disrespecting Travis along the way
Thanos Dragon beats all.
4) smash milk
“Your little falcon boy is useless against my Thanos dragon.”
-Alpharad 2019
😂😂😂😂😂
Yugioh in a nutshell
Stop modding the game, the day Ridley gets into Smash is the day Cloud or Joker gets in, never going to happen
Yeah Piranha Plant too like omg
Heck if that actually happens they gonna add Brave to it.
And King K Rool
Tbh Joker wasn't really that unexpected
__Muyo__ I do know that is is a joke. But I actually main Ridley XD
Wow he's a real trooper taking a second sip of that smash milk. I think everyone was a bit concerned in that situation.
What a champ he was
Wut a gamer he wuz
Trans pfp pog
the remote wasn't even on
Trans pog
The smash milk trailer is funny, but I’m more laughing at Travis’ surprisingly good stage presence.
He’d make a good skit actor imo
Damn, that's not real lmao
It’s also stolen from always sunny in Philadelphia
I mean he is just coping Charlie Day.
Smash milk is G A M E R C U M
Guys I get that it’s a Sunny reference.
I’m not saying it’s an original idea, I’m saying Travis performed well in front of a camera.
God tier "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" sketch
"I saw MY life flash before YOUR eyes."
-Travis, 2019
Whenever I play with my friends, we always refer to Ridley as a winged Ganon and Ganon as a wingless Ridley.
They play completely differently though
Lol
@@OneHellofaDragon c e a s e
Ganondorf is *pure power* with a zone of influence you don't want to enter without a plan. While Ridley has powerful moves and the speed to back it up.
@@OneHellofaDragon Well yeah. Cuz one is a winged Ganon and the other is a wingless Ridley
"Go meet your parents." Says Ridley.
*Ouch.*
I'm saving "time for a family reunion" for if I ever play a samus as ridley
That was my favorite quote from anyone ever
"I'm a walking graveyard of everyone you ever knew and loved! Just pay your last respects!"
(Probably botched on my part) actual quote from Ridley from this one backstory manga Nintendo released forever ago. The only time Ridley as we know him ever had dialogue and I've always wanted more since
Little z and choctupus basically copy the joke
Ridleys my favorite character in fiction right next to waluigi cough wah for smash cough
“Like a gamer”
He has ascended.
pichu: im better then pikachu
Pikachu: *drinks smash milk*
pichu: I met my match
ok this is epic
Smash milk levels you up from a lvl 1 crook to a lvl 50 mafia boss
"finally, a worthy Challenger, our battle will be glorious"
Everyone is the best, but when will Alpha give us "Turv the worst?"
I'm waiting for Turvis the Best.
@@Sean_Bird yeah, with all the clips where turv does something incredible against alpha, that they have gathered for the past few years and kept in secret
2:39
Note to self: Don't lunge grab kill as Ridley while on 1 stock.
They nerfed the Gannon-like-Cides :(
Ridley is unique in that he can let go (by pressing b again) and he goes up, and the enemy doesn't
@@bumpb7753 the opponent *does* get thrown up, usually in range for a full hop fair
@Aidan Cross Or you can just yeet them into the underside of the stage.
@@dimensiondefender6785 ye. Pretty fun to do
I swear to god that smash milk is a reference to something
I just cant put my finger on it
Babi Rusa always sunny
The food item has milk and it says smash milk on it.
Its a reference to fight milk from a movie called "its always sunny in Philadelphia."
Fight milk. It's alwats sunny in Philadelphia
Young Link down taunt
Ridley ain’t fat, he’s just big boned.
Nah, he a half giant.
How to properly clean your metal computer how do I clean my metal computer properly... I have been looking for a nice tutorial
You are the best reference maker
Why do I se you everywhere?!
How do you keep getting top comment for me
1:43 when you press shift while in caps lock
How do you feel?
Like a gamer.
I feel like an epic gamer.
@@TheShadow1347 looking at your profile pic does that mean I got gonmed
@@wolf-16_Adept
Probably
TheShadow1347 oh hello me old chum
9:00 Yeah Alpha...i understand the struggles of having a serious sounding voice...it just sucks
The struggle is that 9/10 times my voice is exactly like his. I discovered this channel because a buddy of mine told me I sounded like Alpharad, so I watched the Slap City playlist, and I was like H O L Y S H I T I D O S O U N D L I K E H I M
I expect to find the both on you on r/iamverysmart talking about how your intelligence is a curse
@@dw33b61 I'm just saying it sucks at times. I'm not blowing it out of proportion here
A Spastic Fucking Dweeb
Sounding like Alpharad is the most terrifying of all curses. Once you find that out there’s no hope of living a normal life. It truly is a problem facing much of humanity today.
Did you know sounding like Alpharad is the leading cause of r/woosh?
I feel attacked
"Your little falcon boy is no match for my Thanos Dragon.”
You did not just say that
Is that why Turvis tweeted about fight milk?
Also the sketch was spot on
woAH when did he cut his hair
I want alpha to do a video called "Turv the Worst" where he picks random each match and bodies turvis with tons of characters
S1lv3r1 I second this
I third this
And then alpha gets pac-man on random and he pause the game and quit the battle
@@youtubewanderer3347 It wouldn't matter...
ALPHA
THE BEST
Ridley *is about to kill Samus*
Ridley: "go meet you parents"
That's just the ending of Die Hard 3.
Isn't today National Milk day? Gonna need some Smash Milk.
It is actually national milk day
I wonder how many people didn’t understand Smash Milk is an It’s Always Sunny reference, and therefore not being able to appreciate it fully
to be fair, you'd have to have a pretty high iq to understand that
I’m glad I could appreciate it
Well, I can say for certain that that number is at LEAST one.
Well played, good sir
Ridley vs belmont EdGeGaUrD
And it already happened
Thanks a lot Alpharad. Ridley will forever be known as "Thanos Dragon."
2:39 Alpha trying to hide him totally SDing with Barney
that was a moral victory, nothing like the disrespectful grab confirm into SD to get into the mind of your opponent "i dont need this game to 3-1 you best of 5"
It's called, as he would say it, "Winning in the eyes of the people".
Also if he tried to hide it he could easily edit in and remove the stocks w/ editing software.
2:39
"You're really dead!"
**looks at stocks**
It's not about winning. It's about sending a message.
@@alpha_tier, you beat me by 9 months.
thedingboat you almost had him, chin up king
I seriously thought there was a fly on my screen for a second.
“They gave him a male costume” -Turvis 2019
I'd understand if it was Corrin, but who prefers Female Robin?
@@andrewt329 who doesn't?
@@RoyGuyManDude
People who actually played Awakening I guess.
@@RoyGuyManDude everyone
Plot twist: Both versions of Robin are male. One is a trap.
Ridley should have a reflector and it should be samus parents
Or maybe his armorskin from other m
@@shatterIguess838 that game doesnt exist
@@shaphier7057
No like, Metroid: Other M
Unless you mean it should never have been mentioned then I agree, but atleast it had a damn effective Ridley incarnation, not emotionally but fight-wise
@@shatterIguess838 yes I was talking about that which shant be named
@@shaphier7057
Ah. I gotcha
Alpharad: Ridley's N-air is like Luigi's, but bigger.
ROB's N-air: Am I a joke to you?
Bowser and Cloud's nair: amateurs.
@@nexilon2476 Cloud nair is small af
God, I miss smash 4
4:12 you mean the 2 alcoholic dairy based
Smash milk is Young Link approved
Whenever you drink it you have to smack your lips and go "bleh" afterwards
Edit: whoops said smash instead of smack
so THAT'S the secret of Chateau Romani
*projectile approved
travis’ “whAT’s” are so iconic
I’m a simple man...
I see Ridley, I click.
Now, back to Smash I go.
Croca The Witch you Ridley main?
@@Shrimpfriedpee Obviously
I don’t see many
I’m calling it now, the next video is going to be “Joe the best.”
As a Joe I can confirm; Joe is OP, must nerf.
Most likely when Joker is released, because Joe will obviously have Joker down Day 1
Ken: "So, you wanna fight fire with fire, huh?"
Incineroar: "EGG."
Scrolling through RUclips Gaming's trending page:
FORTNITE, FORTNITE, FORTNITE, Alpharad, FORTNITE...
FORTNITE, APEX LEGENDS, ANTHEM SUCKS, Alpharad, TETRIS 99 IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE, ANTHEM SUCKS......
Fortnite is taking over. Put an end to it!!!!
@@KAIsibs *grabs flamethrower* KILL IT WITH FIRE!
I'm surprised you were able to fit this big video in RUclips
Wait does that thumbnail confirm that Ridley is actually Sans Undertale
2:40 hey you lost that game Alpha
you're not slipping that past me
9:13 oh I love this video now
It has Robobot music
Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon I know right?
I HAVE SEEN YOU COMMENT ON 3 OF THE VIDEOS I HAVE WATCHED AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
*megalovania starts playing in the distance*
But hey! That’s JUST A THEORY!!!!
@@leno9190 I've seen them on probably a hundred so...
2:12 ‘This has got to be the smallest boi versus the biggest boi.’ King K Rool Amiibo:
Dear Alpharad: I am writing you this comment to inquire the whereabouts of Vincent in your Super Smash Bros. Ultimate videos. Has he gone back to the mountaintops to train? Is he leisurely spending his time painting his rivals? I am concerned for his disappearance as he is the only being powerful enough to stop the level 9 CPU invasion. Please respond at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
Is it just me but the dude who's not alpha sounds like fix it felix
9:46 The Deadpool in this one is strong.
9:54 “What did they feed that dragon?!”
The parents of young children
Alpharad is an it's always Sunny in Philadelphia fan!?
Aaron Pinilla someone else who gets the reference!
WATCH YOUR PROFITS SOAR HIGH AS A CROW! FIGHT MILK
Who isn't?
Ridley mains rejoice.
I learned things
Yes
Oof
Hell yes
Howdy
"How do you feel?"
**holding back tears** "Like a gamer..."
Is that smash milk good for purging?
Good for purging your entire digestive system out of your body.
I'm surprised he didn't even ask what was in it.
Good for Purge night
BlazingBlueGhost If it’s half alcohol and you smell it, you already know what’s in it.
@@JamUsagi Yes, but he didn't know what else they put in it. I personally would've asked is all.
LEVEL 1 CPU TOURNAMENT WHEN??????
It's a pain to watch
@@mtwmnr _good_
@@atem420 it's going to be a hour long video
all deaths would be from an sd
Top 10 anime battles
Long reign to the Space Pirates!
"How do feel?"
"Like a gamer."
well that fight milk recreation sure came out of nowhere
National Milk Day
@@discipleofshaun5252 well how about that
It's always sunny in philadelphia
10:30 "Oh oh god he's actually doing it"
lmao that's great
Just play Bowser, he’s the best character in the game
Once you kill them by one stock you can easily suicide off the edge
A Person I personally think Ridleys better because he has much better recovery
Just play Ganondorf, you don’t even need to wait to get a 1 stock advantage. Just suicide with them over and over, and they’ll die first.
Awesome Fuzz Actually in this game Ganon dies first when he ganoncides. Also if his opponent is at a low percentage they can mash out.
@@awesomefuzz4008 Ganondorf always dies first and enemy can mash out of it.
@@VladDascaliuc but you know who doesn't die first?
the chromikaze
ok travis, did you know you can:
-roll/jump from ledge
-recover high
-tech on walls
just sayin
£20 says you can't tech
You forgot side b-ing as fox to recover
8:06 This foreshadowed Roy's death in the WOL Nuzlocke
That fight milk bit was gold
*S M A S H M I L K*
I come back to this video only for the
*SMASH MILK*
All of us did.
"At least we don't have Bayonetta ruining this game, We just have Pichu"
Hero: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Pythra: allow us to introduce ourselves
As a Ridley main I have already replayed this video about 80-90 times (I lost count)
This video gives me life, as a Ridley main I can agree
As am I although I believe Ridley is one of the worst characters in the game, fun but bad, Is like a smash 4 game and watch where you have good tools and options but glaring weaknesses
*furiously scribbles notes*
"They gave (Robin) a boy costume"
So we are all in agreement, right? Pink haired Robin is perfect waifu.
They said that they gave HIM a boy costume (illiterate I understand) but male Robin canon lol
"I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow!"
Watch them nerf Greninja because of this video...
They will
Card44 it needs to be done
“Thanos Dragon” - Alpharad, 2019
"What did they feed that dragon??!?"
"Samus's Parents"
“That how Ridley works”
You madman
Ridley uses down b
Says: kunai with chain
Wat is thiiiiiis?
Roadie is that you?
Alright so like does young link drink smash milk or Im I looking to deep into this
Yes he does
He is a chronic alcoholic
Wait if Ridley is a Thanos dragon and he is good
He’s powered by the infinity stones
yeah, alpharad's left and right infinity stones
Why are you playing against a CPU?
???
Thats an insult to the CPU's
CPUs are fukcign S T R O N K in this game
Boraxlı Stres Charkı I kinda feel like they were a bit better in Smash 4
@@dojacar2289 bullshit i NEVER struggled with cpus in 4 as much as i do in ultimate.
Honestly, just sponsor yourself. You don’t lose or gain anything.
Yo jo is an epic gamer for the second sip double dip holy shit
Ok, but where can I buy smash milk
W A A A L M A R T ! ? ! ? !
@@pleasenojohns3485
W A L L M A R T H*
Where is alpha saying Ridley isn’t to big 1000 times
One time I saved a teammate online with Ridley, they got spiked, and I up b-ed downwards at an angle to hit him and it sent him upward, but I proceeded to lose my last stock, and we lost in the end, but I was happy to do such an awesome save.
Alpha when do we get the sequel series to a story for glory, WE NEED IT!
Just Viewing when we get for glory
I think this should be renamed to how many ways can we kill him?
I forgot how happy this content makes me
Didn’t know you watched It’s Always Sunny lol
2:34 “oh you’re really dead now”
Doesn’t let go of link so Ridley dies first.
Nice job m8
when I clicked on this video I did not expect an always sunny parody
Is that the *critically underrated* Planet Robobot OST I hear you blessing my ears with
2:28
Ah, I see that you killed him by comboing the "Skyrim Special" into a stage spike. Nothing sends a message quite like the "Skyrim Special."
(Really though, his up-air pose looks exactly like the Skyrim logo.)
Holy shit you're right
As much as I know it wasn't, I so wanna believe that was intentional.
Heres a spirit combo for ridley mains.
Nightmare (lifesteal)
Shine Sprite (Special move power up)
Rock Mario or Labrador Retriever (physical attack up)
I checked. Ridley`s final smash kills at *zero* in a 1v1
It's always sunny in Philadelphia 2.0
Literally the only comment I’ve seen where someone knows where it’s from lol
@@angelarias3395 thank you, finally someone understands
I almost feel of my treadmill while exercising when I hear “Painus my Anus.” XD
Ridley: Cunning God of Death
Pichu: *Exists*
Ridley: My time has come
4:00 hey nice reference
"Tell me, how do you feel?"
"Like a gamer"
-the guy playing persona
“go meet ur parents”
i am YELLING
Damn Alpha wit a beard is lowkey the most badass thing ive ever seen