Jim Rome on Handshake Guy, National Handshake Day June 25, 2009
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- www.BurnMonkeyB... for more videos - To celebrate today being National Handshake Day, Rome documents "Handshake Guy".. "The Bonecrusher", "Body Blow Fakeout Guy" and "The Dead Fish".. Didn't have the time to do the last, "The Oilslick", "Always wants to shake guy" and "Cologne Overload Handshake Guy"....... check out today's show on streamlink to hear this in it's entirety.. it's worth it.
Shook hands with Adrian Peterson during his 2nd NFL season. Jesus Christ, he's the ultimate bonecrusher. It was unreasonably bonecrushing.
At least you didn't get the switch!
Jim Rome makes me laugh everyday at work.
I hardly knew Rome except through Caliendo. I have now listened to all his "guys".
Jim Rome is actually a philosopher. I am not making fun. By any rational measure, through the lens of sport and jocks, James Rome is a moralist, a thinker, a philosophy. The Roman philosophy.
I'm way late here but I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Well done.
Moralist? Rome has been reading bum smack from listeners since day 1
I'd like a take on 'Excessive small talk guy.'
this still never gets old
so funny when he says "lets do this thing!"
hey, rome, i think you're a little out of line here. don't be mad because you get beat in a fair handshake war
-regards, handshake-fakeout-to-imaginary-hairswipe guy
Noice!
guy who fakes the body blow had me rolling I do that with my friend at school I just do it as a joke
LOL "That's why he offers up that carp" at 8:49
Rrruh Rrrruh Rrruh... GOOD TA MEETCHA!!! lol
"Bone-crusher meets a dead-fish and chokes him out." LOL
Crazy funny topics... Got one even better... Bluetooth Guy
3 people are handshake guy!
rome is a character.
One of those wonderful customs created before they knew about how germs are spread, so they keep it going!
I've been in a few staring matches in my day.
My friend perfected the dead fish and would give to almost anyone who he shook hands with.
like the guy that was playing ball and has sweaty hands? or carrying a big gulp with condensation on it and doesnt want to give the we handshake?
I have this problem all the time. I’d say at least half the time, my hand gets devoured and strangled.
When’s Rome gonna do “wake up in the morning guy”?
What about hand shake guy that squeezes your fingers before you even have a chance to get a grip, I know that guy.
Skeefoo Panama
HATE that guy!
I find myself going in hard so I don't get my fingers squished.
What about handshake guy that wont let you get a good grip and squeezes your fingers. So I been just doing the Fist bump instead Aaha ha ha ha
the guy with the sweaty/greasy hand that wipes it down his pant leg right before he extends the dirty little paw at you
There was a baseball coach in High school when I tried out who was a dead fish. Just wow gross.
Yep. I've been through this, but it is a generation thing also. Older people think it's an alpha male handshake than younger person. I'm 54 years old. I always hated the bone crusher. What a pussy. He's supposed to prove to me how strong and alpha male he is by trying to crush my hand. They never crush your hand. It's like a guy who squeezes as hard as he can, then stares at you like you are supposed to size each other up. It's the kind of guy who tries to prove to you he can down more whiskey shots. Loser. Big time.
Jim Rome is always spot on with his rants (except soccer)... but he's still HILARIOUS!
dacrd not sure what which guy that is?
How about handshake guy that then converts to hug guy? That's irritating too, in most cases.
I am handshake guy.
I hate shaking hands. It's freaking disgusting.
hey babe lol
@djdavincivybz Hell yeah!!! The early squeezer... I hate that guy! I've literally made people do it over when they've early squeezed me. It's like you're an instant old-lady when someone squeezes down above the middle knucks !!!!
What about the guy that shakes your hand and puts his other hand over yours..i hate that one too
chuckchizzle The hand sandwich.
war using the bone crusher handshake when im polishing the bishop. rack me. i am them. you am them?
Add in excessively long eyecontact guy who doesn’t blink. Like staring into and robbing my body of its soul with 6 minutes and 27 seconds of continuous eye contact…
the one that bugs ME is "three fingers and thumb clamping quickly on your fingers so palms dont ever touch" guy.
I hate the bonecrusher... What the eff???
"GRUNT" GOOD TO MEET YA "GRUNT" lol!!
6:44? that would be Robert Deniro.
SO every guy?
Rome hates Godsmack obviously., cause Gym Guy loads his Ipod with the same thing!
"Body blow fake out guy" hahaha LOL I guess I'm closer to dead fish guy, I'm sorry if I shook your hand and was pretty limp, but I'm definitely not the "body blow fake out guy."
So much hate for the dead fish guy lol
"Easy, Mike Tyson!"
u get a computer at work??
Rome has a dead fish and has been injured by bonecrusher guy.
The guy I hate the most is fingers creeping up your arm guy.
What about the guy who tries to vice grip Steven Seagal's han...oh wait, he's already in oncoming traffic.
Great take!!!!! I hate the bonecrusher!!!! He is an ass!!! There is also grip too early guy ( Handshake cheat) who squeezes only the fingers with no hand. That guy is worse than bonecrusher!!
(In maybe an equally stupid move) I called "bonecrusher" out and told him to never ever do that again or I would knock him out. I just couldn't hold my tongue. Yes, I felt like a moron a few minutes later. The worst part is he claimed he was just giving a firm shake. No dude, you're forehead veins started pulsing.
I set them straight in an effort to "Handshake Guy" Rebuke them, correct them, instruct them! Maybe you can do a segment on "Bible Guy?!?" HA!
~Iron sharpeneth iron. so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.~
I ran into a "bonecrusher" last night and literally every single thing Rome said about him was true lol. What pisses me off about these guys is that they think they're stronger than you, because they squeezed your hand harder. If I really wanted to I could squeeze your hand really hard too but all I'm trying to do is say hello, not get in a machismo contest. I'm assuming these people have no other way of proving their worth, and are possibly related to the softball guy.
kovyiscool or likes to fight guy!!
Don Tracyzk
why the hek was this comment flagged? its awsome
Ugh... Tell me about it. Handshake Guy sucks. In all 100% complete honesty, I seriously knew a Handshake Guy just like this who was a dimwit, alcohol slugging maniac who actually committed suicide one day. Rome nailed it perfectly.
@TeenyTiny945 Hey, you sound like 'likes to fight guy.' Look it up.
The trump crusher
"ARE YOU A TRAVELING MAN?"...You need to include "FREEMASON GUY" within "Hand-shake guy"...who gives you a weird hang shake and places his thumb on your second or third knuckle.. Say, "Hey Mason bitch... Let's be "on the level' (a masonic term) do you even know you worship the devil?" He fellas, if you ever want to know if you're talking to a creepy,demonic Freemason, ask them, "Are you a traveling man?" or "Are you a widow's son?" or "Do you know Hiram"...this their little "code"...to ask if you're also a demonic devil worshipper....talk about "punk"...Lucifer's punk.
Your just mad you will never be accepted amongst brothers... Internet mason is all you are you vile low life
Eric Battle HAHAHA!!! What a JOKE! My brethren are those who are in JESUS CHRIST and we don't share a cup with devils. I sharply REBUKE you and your demonic Luciferean cult religion in the name of JESUS CHRIST! You're even throwing up the "Baphomet"... for your father...the devil... Who's your daddy?
Eric Battle That's a "Masonic Bible" bird-brain. And the in your masonic "temple" on your masonic "altar" (to Lucifer) is a counterfeit/Satanic bible. And all one has to do is read your own words and know you're no Christian, but a "son of perdition"/"son of rebellion ... Who's your daddy?
Its the kjv dumb ass
Thats the masonic bible...THE KJV. your a dumb ass like i said... THERE IS NO SECRET! We read from the bible... Everything we do is for God, worthy brothers, and our community. Thats it bro... If you think we do anything else, your dim... Like a low watt bulb...
id rather someone wipe theyre hand off before shaking mine. I dont want their ball sweat, swine flu infested sweat all over my hand. WIPE IT OFF!
Thank Dog the Covid put an end to this.