The cutest bit was when you hid and he realises you're gone. So sweet the way he bolted back to find you, then kept looking back to make sure you were coming along. He loves you. ❤
Go to a video called 'excuse me sir do you hav time for a quick pet' I was just crying kind of the noises the dog makes when he gets pet is just so adorable
Not 582 iq 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ⁿ⁰000000000000000000000000000000ⁿ⁰000000000000000000000000000ⁿ⁰00000000000 iq
Original title: Max's spicy meme collection EDIT: For when the title gets edited. EDIT 2: The title was edited. It was without the caps on the last 2 words.
I saw a few Halo references. Max falling through the snow had a song from Halo 3 (I believe it was Never Forget) and when Max's IQ was measured it used the Halo font. Well done fren!
I just love how a lot of the songs associated with shibes are from Super Mario 64 this really sets off my sense of Nostalgia, this is why I love shibes, they’re so cute and such a meme.
The cate looks like he's in a fight position, but his face is all like, "Max. We do this like every three days. Can't you just chill out? I'm not here to steal your Bepis or whatever."
So I got the news earlier this week my grandmother was losing her mind, I have been struggling to sleep and barely eating, and I now caught a nasty cold. This video literally made me forget about everything for 11 minutes and 34 seconds and smile again. I don't really make these kinds of comments, but this is the third video I've seen of Max (first being the bath and the second about can't swim). You have a new subscriber, and I believe you'll see me coming back a lot from now on.
Video: RECALCULATING BLAH BLAH BLAH What I hear at some point, through all this madness: “in nine meters, commit genocide*.” *genocide means “killing everything except you that you see”.
You don't even need to take him for a walk, he'll run a mile in just 5 feet.
Gandoan huh
*like genocide*
Jaime the metric system can’t convert into football fields
Jaime so was my reply LMAO. r/woooosh
@@aerospacecade overused comment
At the start...
oh no... not again...
IN 9 METERS COMMIT GENOCIDE
@k & b that's the same thing backwards. did u know that?
Chara: first time?
@Tatsuki Shine nobody cares
Stolen comment
@@MsIcey Its not stolen if I dont know it existed
0:17
In 9 meters commit genocide
Doggo: *FAST*
oy
Area 51
California San Diego
*S P E E N*
Pakistan
The cutest bit was when you hid and he realises you're gone. So sweet the way he bolted back to find you, then kept looking back to make sure you were coming along. He loves you. ❤
Max: *Attempts to stand ground from cate.*
Cate: - *visibly unamused.*
Max: _"What is my purpose?"_
Me: _"To do you best and you're absolutely killing it! ❤"_
@@AxxLAfriku I'm pretty sure the robot said genocide, so yeah
@@crawdaddy7667 Beat me to it. The comment, that is. Not the genocide.
You pass butter.
@@DMAGAEscober oh my god!!
Your*
*In nine meters, commit genocide*
*Area 51*
*What is my purpose*
Headshot
*S a n D i e g o*
California
U forgot sandy ago
@@Omba820 santiago
Max must be one of the Doggo memelords next to Doge, Cheems, Gabe and Walter
the four dogemen of the apocalypse has gain new barker
M
F
He already is one of the doggo memelords
I think you mean THE meme lord
0:17 "in nine meters commit genocide"
Me: *Spits my tea * wAiT wHaT?
Haha
Chara... What did u do to Max!!!
I KNOW I HEARD THAT LOL
I thought it meant HOMICIDE.
Also “Area 51, Tesco, Pakistan and California Santiago in the clitter clatter
4:04 saddest thing in doggo history
F
F
No it’s not, the saddest thing in doggo history is if max dies.
He survive tho :)
Please explain why I laughed.
Cate: exists
Max: So you have chosen death.
Max: you have forfeited ur lif pivleges
Antonio Barron *cate*
Max: exists
Me: So you have chosen death
King Soul stfu
Nathan Rist cate
This Doggo is Roronoa Zoro's Spirit Animal
omg yes
Hellll yeaaaaaaa
Agree
Angry over issues no matter how small or big
@@astupidmidge oh i thought abt how both of them have absolutely no sense of direction
In the first one, I heard "commit genocide' somewhere in the chaos, and I died lol
0:17
m
same
x
I was like what did you say🥲
Recalculating...
Area 51
Recalculating....
Pakistan
Recalculating...
San Diego, California.
Talk about a sight seeing tour!
3:45
dude, that sound...
I was literally crying... I miss these days
I feel you bro
Go to a video called 'excuse me sir do you hav time for a quick pet' I was just crying kind of the noises the dog makes when he gets pet is just so adorable
Same
*''this is the most wholesome video on this platform. prove me wrong.''*
U can’t be proven wrong
*true*
Pretty sure I heard something about genocide in there, but I'm probably trippin. Probably.
U probablt are
@@user-vx6nc5wr5v you did heard something about geno. its in the captions
"was I a good boy?"
"no..
I was told you were the best."
and you truly are a best boy
I was told you were the best
Literally in 3:48: *Kills his owner*
@@currentlygaming9686 yyyggyt
@@nothappeningyet Fellow g o o s e
@@nothappeningyet le where
Man i remember Max being the hardest boss in the dark souls series
Ok
69th like
Someone ruin it.
No I think Cate is hardest I'm currently farming max for exp
Which part fighting him or killing him
1:52 my last two brain cells when taking a test
Lawson The Speedy Boy noice
Same
Think squared
G jhbhj,ju,jug,j,iu*jub,jgu,
björk
2:19 "When you finally finish reading that high school dictionary"
**Max ignores banans and eats wooden board instead**
*Intelligence 100*
IQ level 582.
2:44 “Max has an intelligence of 582 IQ, which is 5x more than the average human”
Not 582 iq 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000ⁿ⁰000000000000000000000000000000ⁿ⁰000000000000000000000000000ⁿ⁰00000000000 iq
@@hamstur931 No it stated 582
@@doug.1926 ur uQ 0
IQ*
@@hm9610 Says the person who couldn’t spell IQ properly
"Calculating"
"Turn left"
"Turn right"
*"commit genocide"*
3:18 I internally jumped out of my chair
oof
*_M L E M_*
r/ihadastroke r/badgrammar
0:55 "Ohh? you're approaching meee?"
Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
Then come as close as you like
What's the next line?
"I can't beat the s**t out of you without getting closer."
In first clip
“In 9 meters commit genocide”
“California San Diego”
“Pakistan”
“Area 51”
pakistan
Pakistan
Pakistan
Headshot
@@myarmsrgone monke
Original title: Max's spicy meme collection
EDIT: For when the title gets edited.
EDIT 2: The title was edited. It was without the caps on the last 2 words.
Ah yes B E A N S
11 minutes of Max being Max, pure gold 👌👌😎
0:00 “WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MAX”
“Genocide, Area 51, Pakistan”
Headshot
S A N D I E G O
9 1 q n
California
oswald: compromized
22 11 19 63 6.5mm.
Ascension
3:17 Max: *le sneeze* Acho
3:20 Max: *le sneeze slow* AAACCCHHHOOO *MMLLEEMM*
"in 9 meters commit genocide"
Me: haha, im in danger
Wait you CLOSE TO MAX
Good thing he recalculated
Freshman trying to find there classes: 0:02
Oof, I know that feeling.
“In 8 meters commit genocide”
@@thorn4833 9 meters
@@_________-____________________ Potato tomato.
@@_________-____________________ He’s getting closer
Muggins spins in a circle like a thousand times in front of the door before he goes out to pee... if only he had GPS...
1:09 finally a worthy opponent... cade
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
Ho?So you are approaching me?Instead of running away,you have come to agaisnt me?
cate?
Cake 🎂
I saw a few Halo references. Max falling through the snow had a song from Halo 3 (I believe it was Never Forget) and when Max's IQ was measured it used the Halo font. Well done fren!
I love how his sneeze just shatters the sound barrier thank you max
The dislikes to this video must’ve been the cate’s armys
JahtiVahti exactly there is no any doubt
Arr u cade?
Cade bad animal Doggo good animal
Yeeter Epic yeet Agreed! I am with you❤️
I like catdoggo
4:05 One of the most iconic Shiba memes ever recreated
When you dig the sand above a ravine
F
F
F... Max was a good boi.... Say hi to gabe for me me
3:23 playback speed .25x
Thank you for that..
EXCUSE ME I had headphones on
I swear I heard the scream of a lost soul, claimed by a malevolent Intellevision in ages long past.
U blessed my ears
Oh god
I just love how a lot of the songs associated with shibes are from Super Mario 64 this really sets off my sense of Nostalgia, this is why I love shibes, they’re so cute and such a meme.
Me and my chihuahua were just chilling watching this and he was smiling-
*did I just make my dog happy by spending time with him i-🥺*
The cate looks like he's in a fight position, but his face is all like, "Max. We do this like every three days. Can't you just chill out? I'm not here to steal your Bepis or whatever."
WALN Zell yeah
4:02 Un-Bork-Gotten, let us remember those good bois, who went into the howling dark... and never found their Bepis
4:27 me seeing this comment
I'll give Max all my Bepis to make a movie out of Max and Hooman
JoelitoStriker 888 yea
Yos
1:51 max: let me do a focus (this is a reference to something which should come back)
I suddenly love dogs even more despite the fact I’m at max capacity
0:25 "CALIFORNIA SANDIAGO."
4:28 officialy cures my depression for the cuteness and joy 😂😂
Edit: I SWEAR ITS SO CUTE AND NOW I CAME BACK TO IT.. ADORABLE
Me trying to find my phone when it’s in my hand: 0:17
"Wood tabol taste gud"
-Max the Doggo who commit genocide
*"In 9 meters, commit genocide."*
-GPS
Lol
Max: sliding backwards
Me: Visible confusion
Is the video backwards or what?
Max has more IQ than the Ultimate Lifeform. Good boye max.
8978388888343737373737277389998833376431172777883339 IQ
Kars more like 400 IQ scrub.
Henidbultamate life form. HIS POWER IS OVER 9000 :0
And thats still his normal form,
*im terrified of what powers he will have by being an ultimate life form*
This cured the depression I didn’t know I had
5:01
Max: “u okay?”
HTB: “shhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
So I got the news earlier this week my grandmother was losing her mind, I have been struggling to sleep and barely eating, and I now caught a nasty cold. This video literally made me forget about everything for 11 minutes and 34 seconds and smile again. I don't really make these kinds of comments, but this is the third video I've seen of Max (first being the bath and the second about can't swim).
You have a new subscriber, and I believe you'll see me coming back a lot from now on.
I sure would like a pup from Max & Suki!
I've thought that same thing, they are both so pretty, they would make great potats. Poor Shiro will be left heartbroken though.
0:18
"In 9 meters commit genocide."
3:41 : That port made me so hap.
this channel is a blessing
This is one of my favorite vids- this channel doesn’t got enough love 💕
The songs bring back so many memories. I wish I had a list 😭
3:46 top 10 anime betryals
3:17 just need to remember this exact moment for future reference.
Before clicking on this timestamp put headphones on and turn volume to 100
👍🏻✅perfect advice you can hear the secret message
You guys said there would be a secret message so I'll do it
Wasn't that loud
This is amazing! I inspire to be like you one day. Great videos, Max. ❤
You’re lucky to have such a good boy as max
Dogger must face his biggest fear..
A CAT!!!
Only one shall come up on top...
That one is the legendary.... DOGGER
In the first meme did you also hear
“In 9 meters commit genocide”
0:00 me when the boss starts shooting a ton of balls around himself
I have watched many meme vids but by far this is the best one I have watched
this channel basically sums up all my favorite things
turn left
turn right
*Inhales*
*RECALCULATING*
2:11 huh,, so this is what an acid trip feels like...
Probably, but you loose your IQ
Lol
2:44
Max Iq :*582*
Also wears glasses below the ear
He that much big brain
Max running backwards was the best thing I’ve ever seen
I watch Max as a coping mechanism for my depression-if he can’t cheer me up, then there’s something wrong. Keep up teh güd work, fren 😍
Me: grabs a spicy snacc these are definitely spicy memes
Nobody:
Max: 👀
"Where am I?"
"What is my purpose?"
*"Commit Genocide."*
(These were in the first one, not in order)
4:30 for those wondering the song is big yoshi’s lounge
Love the pfp dude (or dudet)
Thx
god i love your editing style
That Halo music at 4:06 gave me major nostalgia 😭
Do you know the name of the song?
@@dkn8899 i don’t, sorry. All I know is that it plays on the menu of Halo 2 or 3, I forget which one 😅 it’s been a while since I’ve played Halo.
@@Halo2glitchlover22 thanks for responding at least
@@Halo2glitchlover22 actually you were a huge help it was halo 2
@@dkn8899 np :)
when you turn on google navigate and the narrator is talking 0:03
Are you able to get max to take that famous doge position and take a pic? Plz we need it for the culture
Screenshot after a pause you daft punk.
I can't explain how many different times i tried to like the video throughout watching it.
4:08 made me cry because the halo music 😭 😭 😭
me when I wake up to go to school:
0:28
Me when I do anything
When he was cutting the apple it reminded me of howtobasic
4:37 me leaving my house after 5 months
I was going to study but this seems important
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly, he cool as hecc
7:45 oh! That is nintendogs shibe and friends
At last
Finally i have them all
Max has great taste in memes, the epic gamer shibe
Wait THIS is the re-calculating dog?!? I finally found the channel after all these years 0A0
Video: RECALCULATING BLAH BLAH BLAH
What I hear at some point, through all this madness: “in nine meters, commit genocide*.”
*genocide means “killing everything except you that you see”.
0:18 "In 9 meters commit genocide" whut?
0:30 does anyone know this music
if so plz tell me
thanncs frens ;)
It’s a noteblock version of a plane nintendo game. I’ll edit it once I find it
11 minutes of perfection🥰.
Yoo the dark souls fight cate part 🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me dying!!!!. Thanks for all these laughs!
Loooots of video game references and music here. A man of culture, I see.