Top 5 BEST pet reptiles you can ACTUALLY OWN!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @LEZORDZ
    @LEZORDZ Год назад +12064

    Steve has seen some shit lmao

  • @coolaydan1786
    @coolaydan1786 Год назад +1949

    I feel like the "Literal Rattlesnake" was just a rattlesnake that wandered into his house

    • @vice-grip
      @vice-grip 3 месяца назад +6

      Lmao

    • @aazhieryakes884
      @aazhieryakes884 2 месяца назад +6

      He is just going to see himself out, tyvm xD

    • @KnightGravy
      @KnightGravy Месяц назад +6

      That snake wandered in and was like, “what fresh hell is this”

  • @Grootatron
    @Grootatron Год назад +3407

    I love how raptor seems to be the only one who has free roam of the place.

    • @michaelpressley8040
      @michaelpressley8040 Год назад +340

      Well I doubt that having a sand viper a rattlesnake or Steve would be good free roam pets

    • @Grootatron
      @Grootatron Год назад +50

      @@michaelpressley8040 I know, it's just funny

    • @michaelpressley8040
      @michaelpressley8040 Год назад +20

      @@Grootatron ye

    • @link2g715
      @link2g715 Год назад +108

      @@michaelpressley8040 Steve is obviously very polite. Anyone with the name steve is a great guy

    • @1994AustinSmith
      @1994AustinSmith Год назад +47

      That rattle snake appears to be free roaming.

  • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
    @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Год назад +1864

    Of the medically significant snakes I'd argue rattlesnakes are inarguably among the most polite.

    • @ExhaustedScarf
      @ExhaustedScarf Год назад +125

      Brand new sentence.

    • @marsar1775
      @marsar1775 Год назад +355

      id have to agree. they even announce their presence when scared so you got one last chance to back off

    • @ExhaustedScarf
      @ExhaustedScarf Год назад +339

      @@marsar1775
      Rattlesnakes also often give dry bites
      About 1 out of every 3 Rattlesnake bites inject to venom. The bite may still need medical attention, but it won’t envenomate and kill you.
      Even when they fight, they offer a chance to live. Rattlers really just want to be left alone, and I respect that

    • @sillyperson1610
      @sillyperson1610 Год назад +54

      very polite snake

    • @eliotb.1219
      @eliotb.1219 Год назад +86

      @@ExhaustedScarf omg that’s honestly really cool. Where I live, rattlesnakes are the only venomous snake (various species) you would come across in nature. There’s a field/hiking trail a few min walk away from my apartment that I like but I know for a fact rattlesnakes live there because I can literally hear them sometimes
      Because of that I avoid going there as often as I’d honestly like to. But the new info I just learned from you encourages me to go for it, especially since it’s so close to home in case of an emergency
      Side note I am not afraid of snakes, I literally have a corn snake and a ball python lol, but I am afraid of venomous snakes especially wild ones
      Also I love biology and learning new things and fun facts so thank you!

  • @Mr.SlappyTF2
    @Mr.SlappyTF2 Год назад +7209

    i like the angry shoelace. does it need an aglet for when its too angry?

    • @Dodgemod
      @Dodgemod Год назад +156

      It needs string.

    • @Mr.SlappyTF2
      @Mr.SlappyTF2 Год назад +25

      lol

    • @jaybonn5973
      @jaybonn5973 Год назад +18

      Are you 23

    • @Mr.SlappyTF2
      @Mr.SlappyTF2 Год назад +27

      24 as of 2 days ago

    • @jaybonn5973
      @jaybonn5973 Год назад +58

      @Jordan Lemke happy belated birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉
      Now for a serenade:
      Through the eye of a needle
      Time to loosen your tongue
      Got a tip how to make ends meet 🎶

  • @glitchknight409
    @glitchknight409 Год назад +3347

    "Hes just steve"
    Steve: *vietnam fladhbacks and visible PTSD*
    Edit: due to a singular request, I put it back to the original with a spelling mistake

    • @menmar1238
      @menmar1238 Год назад +20

      fladhbacks

    • @glitchknight409
      @glitchknight409 Год назад +22

      ​@@menmar1238yes, fladhbacks

    • @Boomsnipz
      @Boomsnipz Год назад +12

      *Paranoid: By Black Sabbath intensifies*

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 Год назад +2

      ​@@Boomsnipz "finished with my woman..."

    • @genoandhotshotshortz
      @genoandhotshotshortz Год назад

      And enderdragon flashback Minecraft

  • @couchblanket4404
    @couchblanket4404 Год назад +301

    I'm terrified of snakes, but I love these videos. Seeing them in such a non threatening light is kind of therapeutic.

    • @danielruud224
      @danielruud224 Год назад +24

      I feel the exact same way, im absolutely terrified of these animals, but it feels so good seeing them just be friendly with this human demon

    • @Griffin050A1t
      @Griffin050A1t Год назад +20

      I also have the intense desire to hold the angry shoelace

    • @chelmastly5802
      @chelmastly5802 Год назад +17

      I’m begging you to google snakes with hats, snakes in sweaters, and my favorite, snakes blowing bubbles in their water dishes. I know the fear of snakes is super strong and common, but pet snakes have so much personality, despite what people think! They’re good noodles I swear

    • @couchblanket4404
      @couchblanket4404 Год назад +11

      @@chelmastly5802 Those guys in sweaters were adorable, and the one with hats were hilarious (they still kind of freaked me out at times). Also, for whatever reason, those guys blowing bubbles was goofy enough that I wasn't unnerved seeing them move around. Thanks for the recommendations!
      Also, just wanna clarify, I don't dislike snakes. They scare the heck outta me, and I don't want them on me, but I know snakes are pretty chill for the most part. I live where there are a lot of them, and if they won't bother me, I don't bother them. Snakes are cool in my book, and I honestly wish I wasn't scared of them, so I could own one.

    • @rebeccawhite3731
      @rebeccawhite3731 Год назад +4

      o, try and find those videos of snakes with hands.
      someone dubbed over animal videos and gave them little arms, they did it with birds to i think.

  • @MrAfrojoe89
    @MrAfrojoe89 Год назад +583

    Me: Steve.. you alright buddy?
    Steve: gumit came and took my baaeeby!

  • @Silkie_plays2015
    @Silkie_plays2015 Год назад +561

    s t e v e.

  • @vandergrift5557
    @vandergrift5557 Год назад +244

    Steve doing a small bow in the end

  • @UrLocalAsian_2
    @UrLocalAsian_2 Год назад +126

    “This is Steve……… hes just steve” 😂💀

  • @queenbee21861
    @queenbee21861 Год назад +114

    Idk why but the name STEVE for the cobra is fitting, 😂like he looks like a steve😂

  • @_StarChild_
    @_StarChild_ Год назад +975

    I can just see the lil angry shoelace screaming "yaaaaaa" at straight up 3am if s/he could talk😭-
    Edit: what the fawk, already 700 likes?? Jesus

    • @landonsimon1266
      @landonsimon1266 Год назад +22

      Are you afraid to miss gender a snake?

    • @alissacheck4194
      @alissacheck4194 Год назад +42

      ​@@landonsimon1266 Do you confuse respect with fear a lot?

    • @zamaii_
      @zamaii_ Год назад +20

      is ketchup considered a smoothie?

    • @djackson37
      @djackson37 Год назад +9

      ​@@zamaii_ it not widely considered one, but it is

    • @deputyodeath.6316
      @deputyodeath.6316 Год назад

      The fuck is the horny demon owl doing hete

  • @nickkuiper32
    @nickkuiper32 Год назад +9

    I dig Steve for being his true self. Mad respect

  • @DinoGoofHybridHero7531
    @DinoGoofHybridHero7531 Год назад +143

    Why…do you have two of the most venomous snakes in your HOuSe?

    • @frostbite9743
      @frostbite9743 Год назад +17

      cuss cute long danger noodle

    • @DefinitivelyNotCthulhu
      @DefinitivelyNotCthulhu Год назад +20

      They’re not the most venomous but they’re still venomous. The most venomous snakes live in Australia (Australian Brown Snake and Inland Taipan) because of course they do. You can also defang or remove the venom gland of venomous snakes so they’re incapable of inject venom into you, causing them to be safe as household pets.

    • @DinoGoofHybridHero7531
      @DinoGoofHybridHero7531 Год назад +11

      @@frostbite9743 THOSE ARE STILL DANGER NOODLES

    • @DinoGoofHybridHero7531
      @DinoGoofHybridHero7531 Год назад +1

      @@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu oh, really? Ok ^3^

    • @frostbite9743
      @frostbite9743 Год назад +9

      @@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 yeah but who could resist booping that nose

  • @daleford8621
    @daleford8621 Год назад +16

    Raptor is by far the coolest of the bunch. His jumps are hilarious 😂

  • @gamar356
    @gamar356 Год назад +118

    Legit curious about owning a sand viper, i probably never will but like, how is caring for them? I know theyre venemous but they just seem so chill

    • @lagoya
      @lagoya 19 дней назад

      Sand boa are similarly cute and chill but non-venomous and much easier to obtain. I had one and it was the best (donated to high school science class when I had to move)

  • @Hbomb411
    @Hbomb411 Год назад +22

    That rattlesnake was too busy investigating that electrical cord looking like a "brown, angry shoelace" on the floor trying to figure out if it was friend or foe.

  • @EnlightnMe48
    @EnlightnMe48 Год назад +16

    Steve was probably bullied by the angry shoelace.

    • @goat5965
      @goat5965 3 месяца назад +1

      I am that angry shoelace when it’s hot out

    • @UniquelyKien
      @UniquelyKien 2 месяца назад

      @@goat5965Same.

  • @Mashy8722
    @Mashy8722 Год назад +39

    I love Steve. He’s jus doin Steve things…

  • @ereynoldful3974
    @ereynoldful3974 Год назад +267

    Well shit...as a 2nd generation north Floridian i can attest ..that yes thats a literal damn rattlesnake. Amd dont worry, as a southerner i promise im not here to tell you a story about a cottonmouth chasing me to my doorstep.

    • @zamzaddy8535
      @zamzaddy8535 Год назад +33

      I own a crawfish pond and live in Louisiana let me tell you these cotton mouths are ruthless I have at least a years worth of cottonmouth stories

    • @ereynoldful3974
      @ereynoldful3974 Год назад +24

      @@zamzaddy8535 I really feel like their should be a reddit thread dedicated to those stories. My closest neighbor is terrified of them but she'll stand out there and get close enough to take pics of a big fat timber rattler

    • @kitsumekat
      @kitsumekat Год назад +7

      So, are you going to drop the cottonmouth story or...?

    • @-Kurt...
      @-Kurt... Год назад +5

      What about stories involving balls of cottonmouths in the water nightmare fuel?

    • @JustARoamer
      @JustARoamer Год назад

      The cottonmouths in Mississippi are spicy bastards! Especially when big! They'll fuckin attack a car out of spite and they HOLD GRUDGES

  • @AzzureSky
    @AzzureSky Год назад +32

    I love angry shoelace! So cute and so angry!

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 Год назад +3

    Man has a fucking COBRA?! 😂 the irony of an ackie monitor, an ideal pet reptile, next to a cobra and a rattlesnake lmao

  • @ichigokurosaki8724
    @ichigokurosaki8724 Год назад +71

    Hey dude i have been wondering do you like have anti venom for all the venimis animals you have or do you have to get some at thr hospitals if you get bit

    • @chelmastly5802
      @chelmastly5802 Год назад +6

      It’d have to depend on where you live, but your best bet when keeping venomous animals not native to your area is to live within an hour of a zoo with the same nonnative species. If you got bitten by a monocled cobra and went to the general American hospital, they’d just scratch their heads at you and be like “well shit” since they sure as hell don’t see that often enough to have that stocked. Antivenom is stupid expensive per vial and expires quickly if not kept cool, so it’s also not sensible to just keep it on hand, especially for nonnative species-you also need different antivenins for different species, so there’s that. So, again, live near a zoo or larger facility with the proper antivenom on hand, and be prepared for a hell of a fine, as well as maybe losing some fingertips or toes at the least and limbs at the most while not dying from the envenomation.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Год назад +5

      ​​​@@chelmastly5802 You could also ask the hospital to store a vial for you and offer to pay for it, I've heard of people doing that as well (definitely expensive, but safer than nothing if you don't live near a zoo)
      You could also keep some at home as long as you store them with proper refrigeratoration

  • @lizillusion2318
    @lizillusion2318 Год назад +26

    Best pet reptiles… and two of them are infamous for their venom lmao.

  • @Rango_Fam
    @Rango_Fam 7 месяцев назад +2

    "This angry shoelace" im dead 💀🤣

  • @Menderino
    @Menderino Год назад +4

    The Land Flounder is like it has been caught doing something 😂

  • @sergiozeren1237
    @sergiozeren1237 Год назад +2

    The land flounder is this chilling in the pit of foam and then he says like help me but to be honest he is still cute he might be the cutest one

  • @4way.entttt
    @4way.entttt Год назад +12

    Steve had been through a lot mannn

  • @dutch_and_dimes
    @dutch_and_dimes Год назад +2

    "This is Steve. Steve likes his Personal Space. This is Lamp. Lamp also likes Steve's Personal Space."

  • @thebutler4471
    @thebutler4471 Год назад +6

    Land flounder killed me 💀

  • @Nova_Scotchxx
    @Nova_Scotchxx 9 месяцев назад +1

    Everytime I see Steve I laugh because he just wobbles 😭

  • @hatusnee
    @hatusnee Год назад +12

    I love Steve

  • @Tdkrusgs
    @Tdkrusgs Год назад +2

    Land flounder looks like hes living his best zaza life

  • @justadumbexefan
    @justadumbexefan Год назад +8

    i need an angry shoelace in my life.

  • @maxthebear7765
    @maxthebear7765 Год назад +1

    Wow this guy’s enthusiasm DEFINITELY makes me want to get one of these.

  • @reivax3734
    @reivax3734 Год назад +13

    Steve is going to have a kill count along with #5

  • @twistedgabriel4774
    @twistedgabriel4774 6 месяцев назад +2

    People: “Reptiles ain’t cute!”
    Reptiles:

  • @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677
    @SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677 Год назад +48

    Bro that's literally a cobra.

  • @jedder
    @jedder Год назад +1

    I can't imagine a cobra not being offended by being belittled to "just Steve".

  • @RandomEnclaveSoldier
    @RandomEnclaveSoldier Год назад +21

    Mmmm, s h o e l a c e

  • @overbakedbagels7362
    @overbakedbagels7362 Год назад +1

    everyone is talking about the rattlesnake when steve is a literal cobra 😦

  • @l0rdapophis
    @l0rdapophis Год назад +5

    A COBRA AND RATTLESNAKE IS ABSOLUTELY -INSANE- WILD 😭

  • @kaisongamr9228
    @kaisongamr9228 Год назад +2

    You are so underrated, I love your nope ropes/Sneks

  • @sneezeswithwolves
    @sneezeswithwolves Год назад +50

    this channel is bizarre. Venomous snakes seemingly kept in the bedroom, weird thirst traps.... this content is weird but at least it isnt "bull frog vs hornet" tier

  • @Pimpshrimpin
    @Pimpshrimpin Год назад

    The last snake was literally “How ya been keepin’, Brother?”

  • @emmagoodman1379
    @emmagoodman1379 Год назад +3

    "Number 4 we have steve....hes just steve"😂😂😂

  • @mitch5944
    @mitch5944 11 месяцев назад +1

    Steve looks like he's permanently staring into the eternal void and witnessing the endless unfathomable horrors of the infinite universe.

  • @lizardlad8620
    @lizardlad8620 Год назад +7

    Please include Bearded Dragon in one of these! My absolute favorite reptile I’ve owned so far, they are pretty low-maintenance, and if you have a chill one, you can just hold it on your shoulder while you do chores.

    • @eliotb.1219
      @eliotb.1219 Год назад +4

      Same goes for leopard geckos. I had 2 (one unfortunately passed away last week. Doesn’t feel real tbh. Was very sudden. Suspected aneurysm) and both were/are obsessed with hanging out either on my shoulder facing the same direction I am, or wrapped around the skin on back of my neck since it’s so warm there lol

    • @Zoinky_ImGoneForWhileNoReply
      @Zoinky_ImGoneForWhileNoReply Год назад +2

      I hope he includes a water dragon

  • @Sal-ii9hp
    @Sal-ii9hp 4 месяца назад

    The land flounder looks like he’s in a ball pit 100/10 and the “help me” was funny

  • @Birlaps_stan._.
    @Birlaps_stan._. Год назад +8

    ahh yes. the more venomous the reptile is the better to have as pets 😌

  • @Diamondfurry
    @Diamondfurry Год назад +1

    steve literally looking at the phone saying “what this”

  • @natp3408
    @natp3408 Год назад +5

    Goannas (number 1) would patrol the grounds of my highschool. If you messed with them they would rear up and come at you on two legs haha. But otherwise they were pretty chill.

  • @BlackAssBilly
    @BlackAssBilly Год назад +1

    I don't know but I feel like Steve is having PTSD from the snake war

  • @moonman4598
    @moonman4598 Год назад +61

    What is the angry shoelace?

  • @thebigblippity5221
    @thebigblippity5221 Год назад

    “You can see just how friendly he is by his smile”- Owen Wilson

  • @Balkan_kermit
    @Balkan_kermit Год назад +8

    I dont know man steve and 5 have a bit of a kill count

  • @wesleypipesgaming19
    @wesleypipesgaming19 Год назад

    Steve always looks like he's having flashbacks😂

  • @rogueraven9083
    @rogueraven9083 Год назад +8

    I'm curious what is the species name of angry shoe lace?

  • @ethantaylor5425
    @ethantaylor5425 28 дней назад

    I adore Raptor, he's clearly not a goodboi but the bestboi! Also Steve is a mood for sure lmao

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra Год назад +11

    Steve's a cobra. Don't they have venom AND EAT other snakes?

    • @I_Had_No_Choice
      @I_Had_No_Choice Год назад +5

      Yeah, their actually really sweet pets if you don’t make them pissed or if you aren’t late to feed them, other then that their amazing, I really want one

    • @adriantepes4355
      @adriantepes4355 Год назад +1

      Yea def a good pet

    • @Butter_Dog.
      @Butter_Dog. Год назад +1

      s t e v e

  • @ObliviousWarrior
    @ObliviousWarrior Год назад +1

    The angry shoelaces match with the chuwawa to💀

  • @snekstashe
    @snekstashe Год назад +7

    Is the angry shoelace a parrot snake or a kind of vine snake? i cant tell but i am very curious

  • @turtlejeepjen314
    @turtlejeepjen314 Год назад

    I love the RattleSnake… he knows he’s been defeated by Steve’s popularity💀

  • @Aurora0009
    @Aurora0009 Год назад +6

    Steve

  • @isaacclark
    @isaacclark Год назад +1

    the blue snake: Steve you alright man
    Steve: I see dead people
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @burningemerald1203
    @burningemerald1203 Год назад +12

    Why steve? Why not STEEVE?

    • @moth3874
      @moth3874 Год назад

      THAT’S IT LADS ROCK AND STONE!

  • @KITTIGAMER167
    @KITTIGAMER167 Год назад

    The rattlesnake is gorgeous!!!!

  • @Shabutie554
    @Shabutie554 11 месяцев назад

    Steve is awesome. Such a chill King Cobra

  • @mau_rii
    @mau_rii 2 месяца назад

    His voice reminds me of those videos that talk about paranormal activity 😂 ❤

  • @Moon_kit777
    @Moon_kit777 23 дня назад

    the angry shoelace caught me off guard 😂

  • @sammaxwell7051
    @sammaxwell7051 Год назад

    That zip tie of a snake woke up and chose violence 😂

  • @amberv9424
    @amberv9424 Год назад

    I just love that angry shoelace so much. Would love to see more videos of him just chillin, or eating, or being a weirdo. Steve too!

  • @Ideas795
    @Ideas795 Год назад +1

    I’m glad you got on the algorithm

  • @shovelsandrope
    @shovelsandrope Год назад

    The angry shoelace got me dead on the floor laughing-

  • @Rice_Wolf
    @Rice_Wolf Год назад +1

    Raptor the dragon just needs a root beer and a tiny couch and he’s complete

  • @INSERTNAMExHERE
    @INSERTNAMExHERE Год назад

    That rattler is gorgeous😍! If i were to own any of these of little guys, it'd definitely be raptor. Always loved those reptiles!

  • @angryfoxzd5233
    @angryfoxzd5233 Год назад +1

    This dude surrounded himself with the most venomous reptiles he could find.

  • @ScarlettVr6575
    @ScarlettVr6575 6 месяцев назад

    Raptor looks chill ngl

  • @drewskiwest5284
    @drewskiwest5284 4 месяца назад

    i love the "angry shoelace" - i don't recall if you ever said he was venomous or not but it reminds me of a typical garden snake in NC.
    i used to LOVE playing with them when i was a kid and i hardly see them anymore.
    adorable little green snakes that typically won't bite you unless you're being an absolute a-hole to it for no reason or threatening its life / children.
    which i was never bitten by one.
    i miss playing with them so much cuz they were so little and fun to play with

  • @Turret0pera
    @Turret0pera Год назад +2

    When you nickname your pokemon and can no longer remember what the actual species is called

  • @-Meelxhs_
    @-Meelxhs_ Год назад

    “ Stands up like a human “. 💀😂 got me rolling

  • @owke.o.IYIkj.go___
    @owke.o.IYIkj.go___ 6 месяцев назад

    "Angry shoelace" looks like he wants you to take the fruit from the tree.

  • @emoryrubyg9631
    @emoryrubyg9631 7 месяцев назад

    We love you, Steve! 🥹

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 Год назад +2

    Belligerent zip tie has turned into Angry Shoelace 😂😂

  • @ScarlettAlkilani
    @ScarlettAlkilani Год назад +1

    i NEED my little angry shoelace

  • @jocieValdez
    @jocieValdez Год назад

    "He's just Steve" 😂✋ this had me rolling!

  • @CatoTato
    @CatoTato Год назад

    #2 is soo cute he is the best of the best

  • @HoaHoang-vn3dn
    @HoaHoang-vn3dn 3 месяца назад

    omg steve is so cute!!

  • @Ems-k7f
    @Ems-k7f 2 месяца назад

    The angry shoe lace got me so Cute

  • @ilf2gfe
    @ilf2gfe Год назад +1

    Awwww cutey snakey ❤

  • @daisy_smores
    @daisy_smores Год назад +1

    Steve is Steve. Seems legit. Steve

  • @octotleefriends4960
    @octotleefriends4960 Год назад

    Omg the raptor the dragon and the angry shoelace are so dawm cute!!

  • @Soder_elite
    @Soder_elite Год назад

    find it funny how the shoelace is more angry than *STEVE*

  • @peopleinmybasement
    @peopleinmybasement Год назад

    You’d be the coolest kid in school if you came in one day wearing a literal snake as shoelaces

  • @britanymayes3758
    @britanymayes3758 11 месяцев назад

    the flounder be like " I've fallen and can't get up'

  • @shanebrennan9874
    @shanebrennan9874 Год назад

    I like _belligerent ziptie_ for the boomslang 😂😂

  • @ihanakaunotar2741
    @ihanakaunotar2741 Месяц назад

    Steve and showlace are my fave 😂😂😂

  • @Xander62646
    @Xander62646 28 дней назад

    i love this guys voice

  • @Mr.Polymonstrum901
    @Mr.Polymonstrum901 5 месяцев назад

    The reason why Steve is a good boy is because he doesn’t want to be stomped like he’s being assaulted by a secretary