As ruled by a judge, Bollocks is NOT. a swear word. It is a very old word, being used for at least 3 centuries. It’s original meaning refered to something badly done or a mistake. The ferernce to male genitals came much later.
I found this when I was close to tears, feeling really down... By the time the song had got halfway through I was crying... Tears of laughter! Everything these guys do just rocks! Check out Yorkshire airlines too!
Finally this made its way to RUclips😂 I remember watching this back in the day as a kid. And it was hilarious to me. So hilarious that I remembered it!
I remember watching this as a child and laughing. Now I used to sing that to myself a lot but because I was told not to swear as a child I changed the Bollocks to Bother.
Accidents will happen Sometimes things go wrong You need a word to express yourself Something good and strong So when you hit your thumb with a hammer And ouch will just not do When you drop that bowling ball on your foot This is the word for you Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks is a handy word. Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks is a handy word In the English language It is my favourite word It may come as a shock to you But it's used all over the world. In Sweden Skolbocks Wales BLLLLCKS A word of international fame In Japan it's Borrocks Switzerland Rolex Linford Christie's middle name We hope you have enjoyed Hale and Pace But now we have to go There is one thing that we got to ask of you Tell me did you enjoy the show You'll say bollocks Bollocks Bollocks .. What a lovely thing to say It's a load of bollocks Bollocks You've really made our day If this is your opinion of everything you've seen and heard It's obvious that you agree with us that Bollocks Bollocks Is a handy word
So, Swedish is Skolbocks, Welish is Bllllcks, Japan is BORROCKS! and the swiss say Rolex. This is one foreign language lesson I actually paid attention to.
I just finished a game on FIFA 19. I dominated possession and shots and lose to a bull crap free kick at the end. This song sums up my feelings about that game.
Sunday evening used to be great, Spitting Image back when it roasted everybody and was funny for it, and then Hale and Pace, cutting it very close to the knuckles.
fucking hell i had forgot about this one! best part of the hale and pace show! look for the chas and dave piss take, they sing about drugs its fucking amazing!
Now I loved this song when I was a child and I wanted to sing it but I was always told not to swear and I did not want to swear and/or get into trouble so I changed the bollocks to bother instead.
Never will you find a funnier pair and I don’t mean bollcks unless your looking at mine magic😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
Hale and Pace were the dog's bollocks. I remember watching thier shows and loving them.
Their harmonies are on point :D And this was actually ahead of its time, since science now backs up that swearing actually helps manage pain :p
Flashback of Brian Blessed with his hand in freezing water. "Bollocks...bollocks...BOLLOCKS!"
As ruled by a judge, Bollocks is NOT. a swear word. It is a very old word, being used for at least 3 centuries. It’s original meaning refered to something badly done or a mistake. The ferernce to male genitals came much later.
Who needs an era or a scientist to tell you when to swear when you've just hurt yourself
I found this when I was close to tears, feeling really down... By the time the song had got halfway through I was crying... Tears of laughter! Everything these guys do just rocks! Check out Yorkshire airlines too!
FKN awesome stuff, peace.
The Yorkshire airlines one is ass cheeks
I first watched this as a child and I laughed my head off and I still do.
i love the BORROCKS! ever since she heard it my mums started sayig it!
funny as always.
I ve seen these guys LIVE at the Bow Theatre in East London in the late 80`s,...to me they are the BOLLOCKS!
Definitely an international handy word to spit out
Finally this made its way to RUclips😂 I remember watching this back in the day as a kid. And it was hilarious to me. So hilarious that I remembered it!
What a load of bollocks!!!! Hale & Pace were hilarious! Bring them back!!!!!!!
decided to give these a go...think little Britain,and many other comedians have borrowed alot from them!! so underrated
The best song ever written.
I love the bit when Gareth shouts "BORROCKS!" I've noticed that Japanese and Chinese say R's instead of L's.
1:46 best bit
Oh I love british dark/offensive humor XD unlike america always being polite and has happy ending everytime they do comedy
The absolute best humour
That is ironic when in America you can buy a gun very easily.
@@hankslandoftomfoolery What do you mean?
@@eleanorhogan8643 re read the comment I’m an idiot carry on
@@hankslandoftomfoolery No, it is because your reply was not very clear and made no sense.
I just love the choir bit.
Brilliant 👍
i have a hale and pace vhs with all there great hits on it i brought over 15yrs ago
I remember watching this as a child and laughing. Now I used to sing that to myself a lot but because I was told not to swear as a child I changed the Bollocks to Bother.
Accidents will happen
Sometimes things go wrong
You need a word to express yourself
Something good and strong
So when you hit your thumb with a hammer
And ouch will just not do
When you drop that bowling ball on your foot
This is the word for you
Bollocks
Bollocks
Bollocks is a handy word.
Bollocks
Bollocks
Bollocks is a handy word
In the English language
It is my favourite word
It may come as a shock to you
But it's used all over the world.
In Sweden Skolbocks
Wales BLLLLCKS
A word of international fame
In Japan it's Borrocks
Switzerland Rolex
Linford Christie's middle name
We hope you have enjoyed Hale and Pace
But now we have to go
There is one thing that we got to ask of you
Tell me did you enjoy the show
You'll say bollocks
Bollocks
Bollocks ..
What a lovely thing to say
It's a load of bollocks
Bollocks
You've really made our day
If this is your opinion of everything you've seen and heard
It's obvious that you agree with us that
Bollocks
Bollocks
Is a handy word
TWO pints of lager and a packet of crisps please!!!!!
Loved these two lunatics
Love it!!!!
Hale and Pace were the best.....Bring them back!!
So, Swedish is Skolbocks, Welish is Bllllcks, Japan is BORROCKS! and the swiss say Rolex. This is one foreign language lesson I actually paid attention to.
what a load of skolbocks! Lol this is ace, lovin it
This video made me smile again :) thankYou and BOLLOCKS ...(in Italian = Coglioni or Palle)
I’ve noticed they have Rolex’s in Switzerland.
❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 greetings from Hamburg Germany 👍😃😅
I agree, absolute legends!!! why did they get dropped from the tv :(
They didn't. They had done all they wanted, and didn't want to outstay their welcome, and decided to quit.
Well done !!
+ HalfBritWings72 It's a load of bollocks!!!
I forgets how good these guys were great upload by the way iamdres84 :~)
Rofl. a great one would be "in america it's starbocks" :)
Thank you! 🙏💖
I was in work last week when a mate of mine cut hIs finger and said bolloks 😂😂. Flashback and I showed him this. Brilliant.
Yup - This explains my life lately :-)
My favourite word! What's the chords? Now where's my ukulele...?
BOLLOCKS is my most favourite word.
omg!! Thank you Thank you !!!!! hahahahah!! miss em terribly such a legend!!!!
I really want to know what Bollocks is in French and German.
bollocksssss is a handy word!
In the words of the great Eric Morecambe..What do you think off it so far.? Rubbish.
Or Bollocks.
C'mon be honest.
Their harmonies are great.
Classic!
some people have a bollocks sense of humour.
Skolboks! Miss these guys.
"BORROCKS!"
I just finished a game on FIFA 19. I dominated possession and shots and lose to a bull crap free kick at the end. This song sums up my feelings about that game.
That camel would be in the great camel desert in the sky by now.
better than a lot of the rubbish about today
In sweden Skolbocks? Ah well, close enough i think. :)
Actually, if you use google translate, the swedish word for Bollocks is the same as ours, but the b is lowercase
I'm listening to this bollocks
Bollocks is one of the most diverse words out there
In Cork, it's You Langer!
Ahh yes comedy, I remember that, peace
Sunday evening used to be great, Spitting Image back when it roasted everybody and was funny for it, and then Hale and Pace, cutting it very close to the knuckles.
When you're watching this and your mum phones you...
Bollocks!
fucking hell i had forgot about this one! best part of the hale and pace show! look for the chas and dave piss take, they sing about drugs its fucking amazing!
classic
Is it me or was this video removed and then brought back up?
hilarious!
@wertermanby
be a bit hard to come across a video player soon
Hey they got that right, it si the handiest word!!!
Same
Bollocks!
UTTER BOLLOX!
borrocks
THAT'S BLOODY BOLLOCKS
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Bollocks!!!!!!
Now I loved this song when I was a child and I wanted to sing it but I was always told not to swear and I did not want to swear and/or get into trouble so I changed the bollocks to bother instead.
@English4You78 there is one.
this song is the bollocks
oooo look a hammer *smash, crack* AHHH bollocks!
Absaloute Bollocks!
Does anyone know the chords for this?
i don't how but somehow this is
BOLLOCKS
YES FUCKING
BOLLOCKS
BOLLOCKS!!!!
who remembers the sketch Bollocks The New Name For Golf
Portable Bollocks.
LOL
Never will you find a funnier pair and I don’t mean bollcks unless your looking at mine magic😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
This song is bollocks.
1 person is a guy with no bollocks
BOLLOCKS, they must have a spliff to think of these..
This is bollocks
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Bollocks is anglo saxon.
Complete load of Bollocks 🤣🤣
3 people are BOLLOCKS
how they don't make em like they used to! legends!
SKOLBOCKS🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺
3 pints of lager and a packet of crisps anyone?
The switch to BBC was the demise of Hale and Pace….what a pity. Aunty beeb has been the stumbling block of lots of comics.
@ChinesaanjoRJ I don't think they could make Classics like this nowadays.
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bollocks!
Mushtash guy can actually sing
^^bollock^^ lool
never
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anyone remember Europe - ''final countdown''? should be - ''fucking bollocks'' instead...
LOL
5 people have no sense of humour