At the beginning of my freshman year in high school, the teachers were on strike for about a month, so we had pretty much anyone filling in. One of the scabs was a correction officer. Another was an out-of-work pilot. Finally, we had one substitute teacher who dressed like a call girl. We found out from one of the city detectives that she was actually a go-go dancer. Ironically, the Board of Education kept her on as a Physical Education teacher.🤣🤣🤣
When that kid said the assignment was already done, Doug should've been like then do it again. If u have a problem take it up with your teacher. I don't make the rules.
Coolest substitute teacher I ever had was back in 6/7th grade. He brought his own yugioh deck and battled the other kids in class. We put a piece of paper to cover the door windows so the dean of principal didn’t see
[Doug answers the phone] Doug: Hello... Mhm?... Oh, hold on a second, let me get him... Arthur! Phone! Arthur: Who is it? Doug : It's Louis Di Robertis from some law firm. Arthur: Tell him to drop dead! Doug: Okay, I am not going to tell him to drop dead. Arthur : Then tell him to go to hell! Doug : Not telling him that either. Arthur : THEN YOU GO TO HELL! Doug : YOU GO TO HELL! Arthur Spooner : DROP DEAD! Doug Heffernan : Sorry, wrong number. 😂😂😂 they are a hot mess y'all 🤣🤣
Those kids were just plain rude and disrespectful. I am a teacher & will not tolerate this kind of behaviour from my teenage students. The kid lying about doing the assignment yesterday, I would have given him 0%, he is old enough to know he is responsible for his education and his grades.
Sometimes, it's not the kids that are rude. Some adults should NEVER become teachers or should ever be allowed around children. From Kindergarten to 5th Grade (1970-76), I went to a Catholic school, where we had this nun named Sister Thecla. She believed in corporal punishment, smacking students' hands with rulers, heads against chalkboards, etc. She was a step below Brother Constance, from the 1986 movie "Heaven Help Us." Our teacher in 1st grade, left because of illness before the second semester. Sister Thecla would always yell at our class, saying, "YOU'RE THE CLASS THAT KILLED SISTER JOSEPH!!!!!" Who the hell says crap like that to 8, 9, 10 year old children???🙄😱🤦🏿♂️😠 Ironically, Sister Joseph lived for another 10+ years.
@@niagara6015most of the time when I was in school, the sub would really assign the same exact assignment that we did the last class period. Idk if it was teacher laziness or what. But I think that was the joke in this bit, because it happens often, at least for me anyway.
@That..Guy.. Hey, did the sub ever pass around the attendance sheet? We had 35 students in my English class during my Senior year in high school, but there were over 55 different names on the list. Here are the usual suspects: 1.) Dick Hertz. 2.) Lou Bricator 3.) Jim Nasium 4.) Mike Hunt 5.) I.P. Daily. 6.) I.P. Standing 7.) Dicky Moe. 8.) One Hung Low 9.) Seymour Butts. 10.) Seymour Hyman Fun and Truthful Fact: I went to William Paterson College (now University from 1983-84), and the college president's name was Seymour Hyman.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Arthur : Douglas, would you please pass me the catsup? Doug : The what? Arthur Spooner : The catsup. Doug: Did you mean the ketchup? Arthur : Highly educated people pronounce it catsup. Doug : Not if they want me to pass it to them.😂😂 Arthur: If that's the way you're gonna be I'll do without. Arthur: My burger is getting cold, just pass me the catsup! Doug: Ok it's pronounced ketchup, say it and you can have it. Say it. Arthur: NO! Doug: Say it! Arthur: No I will not say it, I'd rather die before I say it 😂😂😂😂😂
He actually tried to give them a good session and didn't do so bad, considering that he'd gotten no briefing or any pedagogical expertise and that the US public school system is a battlefield compared to the standards of other first-world countries.
Wow! When I was in high school, when we had a substitute teacher, if someone said, "We already read that", then the sub would say, "Well, your teacher wants you to read it again, so please read it again". Boom! Problem solved! It's probably different nowadays, but it was easy back then. We also had substitute teachers who had it easy, and were just told to make us watch a movie like Coco or something.
This one and Kyle & Peele both played substitute teacher. But they played it complete different way. But I think the way Kyle & Peele did better. This one was funny, but Kyle & peele was more funnier. Who else agree?
They’re both funny in their own way. In the King of Queens, the humor is with Doug being clueless. In Key and Peele, it’s from Mr Garvey’s no nonsense attitude.
No wonder the americans are so famously smart. What kind of history book is that? It looks like propaganda. "A Dream Realised." :) Even we had less blatant propaganda and I grew up during communism.
WE LOVE COMMUNISM!!! You had a worker's paradise! The collectivization of agriculture was genius!! And the KGB wanted to put your mom into Gulag? I'm sure they had a good reason.
Ya these kids will swallow you whole if you show weakness
The kid raising his hand is TURTLE!
Student: "Are you even a Real Teacher?"
Doug: "Yes im Mr. Heffernan"
At the beginning of my freshman year in high school, the teachers were on strike for about a month, so we had pretty much anyone filling in. One of the scabs was a correction officer. Another was an out-of-work pilot. Finally, we had one substitute teacher who dressed like a call girl. We found out from one of the city detectives that she was actually a go-go dancer. Ironically, the Board of Education kept her on as a Physical Education teacher.🤣🤣🤣
They way he said A dream realized killed me for some reason 😂😂😂
These 3 episodes of Doug being on strike was absolutely gold
“Strike Out” was the best
Absolutely!!!!😂
You mean playing catch n grillling?
Mr. H ends up getting suspended, permanently 😂
with a backstab from his sister + a walk of shame through the hallway with all the kids laughing at him ...
I couldn’t be a teacher. I give it to Doug for at least trying.
I'm a teacher and sometimes I cry in the car while driving home from work.
that was a pretty well behaved class
Being a teacher in the morally, intellectually and spiritually bankrupt West is indeed a task.
"EddducaaSHEEEON!" Good Day SIRRRRR!"
When that kid said the assignment was already done, Doug should've been like then do it again. If u have a problem take it up with your teacher. I don't make the rules.
A real teacher knows that you learn on the job, Doug did a good job, considering every new teacher goes through this in the very very beginning 😂
Good thing teachers are dumb AF so nobody cares.
I love This show
I love this episode 🤣
You get a 0 for the day! lol
MR HEFFERNAn
Coolest substitute teacher I ever had was back in 6/7th grade. He brought his own yugioh deck and battled the other kids in class. We put a piece of paper to cover the door windows so the dean of principal didn’t see
Carrie could have really helped him out by scaring the kids.
That kid was Joe Proctor! Lol
3:22 *Otis when he gets mad at Freddy for eating Peck😂😂🩵❤️*
*I love the movie Barnyard😂😂*
3:18 oh I’m a clown well laugh at this u just earned urself a week suspension
Are you even a real teacher? Yes, I'm, I'm Mr Heffernan 😂😂😂
Turtle, causing trouble.
[Doug answers the phone]
Doug:
Hello... Mhm?... Oh, hold on a second, let me get him... Arthur! Phone!
Arthur: Who is it?
Doug :
It's Louis Di Robertis from some law firm.
Arthur: Tell him to drop dead!
Doug:
Okay, I am not going to tell him to drop dead.
Arthur :
Then tell him to go to hell!
Doug :
Not telling him that either.
Arthur :
THEN YOU GO TO HELL!
Doug :
YOU GO TO HELL!
Arthur Spooner :
DROP DEAD!
Doug Heffernan : Sorry, wrong number.
😂😂😂
they are a hot mess y'all 🤣🤣
Wrong video.
@@Gameboy-Unboxings
I know, just quoting some of my favs 😂
@@monroe4574 ah, ok. Sorry about that. 👍
If they ask me if I was real teacher I’ll ask her is she a real student 😅
3:07
hey its turtle from Entourage!!
Are you even a real teacher?
Yes I'm Mr. Heffernan.
Ha, good one, thanks for sharing.
Doug is trying to talk down to High School or Jr. High School students like they were in Kindergarten or Romper Room.
Kinda like what Kamala Harris does everyday to the American people.
Those kids were just plain rude and disrespectful. I am a teacher & will not tolerate this kind of behaviour from my teenage students. The kid lying about doing the assignment yesterday, I would have given him 0%, he is old enough to know he is responsible for his education and his grades.
Sometimes, it's not the kids that are rude. Some adults should NEVER become teachers or should ever be allowed around children. From Kindergarten to 5th Grade (1970-76), I went to a Catholic school, where we had this nun named Sister Thecla. She believed in corporal punishment, smacking students' hands with rulers, heads against chalkboards, etc. She was a step below Brother Constance, from the 1986 movie "Heaven Help Us."
Our teacher in 1st grade, left because of illness before the second semester. Sister Thecla would always yell at our class, saying, "YOU'RE THE CLASS THAT KILLED SISTER JOSEPH!!!!!"
Who the hell says crap like that to 8, 9, 10 year old children???🙄😱🤦🏿♂️😠
Ironically, Sister Joseph lived for another 10+ years.
@@niagara6015most of the time when I was in school, the sub would really assign the same exact assignment that we did the last class period. Idk if it was teacher laziness or what. But I think that was the joke in this bit, because it happens often, at least for me anyway.
@That..Guy.. Hey, did the sub ever pass around the attendance sheet? We had 35 students in my English class during my Senior year in high school, but there were over 55 different names on the list. Here are the usual suspects:
1.) Dick Hertz. 2.) Lou Bricator
3.) Jim Nasium 4.) Mike Hunt
5.) I.P. Daily. 6.) I.P. Standing
7.) Dicky Moe. 8.) One Hung Low
9.) Seymour Butts.
10.) Seymour Hyman
Fun and Truthful Fact: I went to William Paterson College (now University from 1983-84), and the college president's name was Seymour Hyman.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Give ya 3 😂😂😂
Where's Carrie 😂 computer love huh🎉
Later in the episode, the principal tells Heffernan he doesn't have the power to do what 2 things?
Expell. Move down a grade.
@@brodyharris7631 Close. Suspend and leave someone back a year.
Arthur :
Douglas, would you please pass me the catsup?
Doug :
The what?
Arthur Spooner : The catsup.
Doug:
Did you mean the ketchup?
Arthur :
Highly educated people pronounce it catsup.
Doug :
Not if they want me to pass it to them.😂😂
Arthur: If that's the way you're gonna be I'll do without.
Arthur: My burger is getting cold, just pass me the catsup!
Doug: Ok it's pronounced ketchup, say it and you can have it.
Say it.
Arthur: NO!
Doug:
Say it!
Arthur: No I will not say it,
I'd rather die before I say it 😂😂😂😂😂
"AND THAT'S HOW WE LEARN...!"
He actually tried to give them a good session and didn't do so bad, considering that he'd gotten no briefing or any pedagogical expertise and that the US public school system is a battlefield compared to the standards of other first-world countries.
I think it's a battlefield everywhere remembering how hard we bullied our teacher not even 10 years ago ...
@@cumexolaf3276At least you learned it was wrong to do. Most of these students will never learn or learn by ruining their lives.
3:23 good day sir
I felt bad for him lmao
I teach in a school. These kids are really poorly behaved actually.
Was that kid in orange Larry Beale from Even Stevens?
"you dont have the right to suspend anyone"
Is that kid the guy that went on to be ghosts’ lawyer in power?
How can he teach, he doesn't have a certificate.
His sister said that the school was looking for ANYONE to be a substitute.
Turtle
Doug is sooo sad Mr. High school graduate
Wow! When I was in high school, when we had a substitute teacher, if someone said, "We already read that", then the sub would say, "Well, your teacher wants you to read it again, so please read it again". Boom! Problem solved! It's probably different nowadays, but it was easy back then. We also had substitute teachers who had it easy, and were just told to make us watch a movie like Coco or something.
Some of those comments are from A.I or I hope so
Why didn’t he just tell them to read and summarize chapter 5?
This one and Kyle & Peele both played substitute teacher. But they played it complete different way. But I think the way Kyle & Peele did better. This one was funny, but Kyle & peele was more funnier. Who else agree?
Jay-Kwellin! New teachers forget to be sturdy and show some teeth, thats how you get respect because these kids will test you in the beginning.
yeah@@stevendalloesingh
They’re both funny in their own way. In the King of Queens, the humor is with Doug being clueless. In Key and Peele, it’s from Mr Garvey’s no nonsense attitude.
yeah@@christophermillsap5064
true@@christophermillsap5064
I would’ve tried it right down when they asked if I was a real teacher. No discussion of where I went to school. not relevant.
just say Oxford
So stupid, teachers especially subs can’t suspend students. Give them detention, yes.
I would call their parents in for a conference
No wonder the americans are so famously smart. What kind of history book is that? It looks like propaganda.
"A Dream Realised." :)
Even we had less blatant propaganda and I grew up during communism.
WE LOVE COMMUNISM!!! You had a worker's paradise! The collectivization of agriculture was genius!! And the KGB wanted to put your mom into Gulag? I'm sure they had a good reason.