Trying To Find Love In OBLIVION

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
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  • @countcapricorn
    @countcapricorn 6 лет назад +309

    "I'll give all I have. 100 gold."
    "What. That's ALL you have?!"
    Nothing more romantic than greed.

    • @diasavia246
      @diasavia246 3 года назад

      I thought he was gonna say he felt bad for her lmaooo

  • @madkeypad9108
    @madkeypad9108 6 лет назад +231

    What says Valentine's day than tracking down a group of women who rob men and promise a good time, lol.

  • @northumbriabushcraft1208
    @northumbriabushcraft1208 3 года назад +13

    The fact she's called Signy Home-Wrecker is just perfect. Made me laugh when i saw it, i've never done this quest before and i've put days into oblivion.

    • @VaatiOfDarkness
      @VaatiOfDarkness 2 года назад +3

      Makes me wonder just how that clan name came about. Is there a whole legacy of Home-Wreckers back in Skyrim?

  • @warrioroflight6872
    @warrioroflight6872 6 лет назад +22

    Faustina had an artifact dagger: Witsplinter. It drains Magicka. A fine prize for that fight!

  • @uber21
    @uber21 4 года назад +148

    I love how the guy that got robbed calls the women harlots when they didn't even put out

    • @jacksmith4530
      @jacksmith4530 3 года назад +15

      Total beta male

    • @mimmikibilly
      @mimmikibilly 3 года назад +2

      Could you please tell me what "put out" means? English isn't my first language. I'm definitely of age to imagine what it can mean but I can't pinpoint it.

    • @uber21
      @uber21 3 года назад +3

      @@mimmikibilly put out means to offer or despense sex or sexual favors c:

    • @mimmikibilly
      @mimmikibilly 3 года назад +1

      @@uber21 Thanks :)

  • @Notchella1
    @Notchella1 6 лет назад +12

    Mate if the marriage system was in Oblivion it would of been amazing!

  • @soupit32
    @soupit32 6 лет назад +140

    Missed one gold coin on the shelf in the basement ugh pretty annoying lol

    • @kevinpereira6417
      @kevinpereira6417 6 лет назад +11

      soupit32 i was thinking the same thing

    • @JedForge
      @JedForge 5 лет назад +12

      Yep, me too! I was like "Grab that last gold piece now!"

    • @MrDingez
      @MrDingez 4 года назад +3

      it would be to suspicious

    • @R33fth3b33f
      @R33fth3b33f 4 года назад +6

      Spoken like a true imperial

    • @rileywilliams9799
      @rileywilliams9799 3 года назад

      If anyone sees Ernest, tell him I took his best shirt. Finders keepers, hah!

  • @natebush8217
    @natebush8217 5 лет назад +143

    "You're a man and I'm a women with certain desires. You figure out the rest."
    "So pong!"
    I'm dieing! XD

  • @dolalmoth
    @dolalmoth 5 лет назад +9

    "Gogan you're an idiot" haha cracked me up

  • @GodsReaperMan
    @GodsReaperMan 6 лет назад +9

    Oh and of COURSE "I don't need to take my clothes off to play pong!!" LMFAO, dude you are seriously to damn funny!

  • @Patrick-ig2tg
    @Patrick-ig2tg 6 лет назад +27

    Just found your channel yesterday and binge watched all your oblivion videos. Super excited to see a new one! :D

    • @Criminal_Turtle
      @Criminal_Turtle 6 лет назад

      Hawke Didn't expect to find Hawke under an Elder Scrolls Video. Lol

  • @maisaltyleftnut8138
    @maisaltyleftnut8138 4 года назад +9

    "I had no choice but to kill them"
    "A shame it had to end with so much violence"
    but that was the best part

  • @maggiejohnson3696
    @maggiejohnson3696 6 лет назад +32

    lol the lusty argonian maid, of course they'd have that

  • @akila7296
    @akila7296 6 лет назад +89

    Oblivion: Trapped in the freindzone

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 4 года назад +2

      one of the most depressing planes of Oblivion

  • @MMDTrxsh
    @MMDTrxsh 5 лет назад +38

    What would happen if you literally go into this quest naked and with nothing in your inventory? Do they just skip to the killing part???

    • @Bootystank99659
      @Bootystank99659 2 года назад +1

      Love ur pfp!!!!!

    • @striker8961
      @striker8961 2 года назад +1

      I wish taking your stuff off was an option

    • @MMDTrxsh
      @MMDTrxsh 2 года назад

      @@Bootystank99659 I love him too!

  • @roffels11-gamingandhistory69
    @roffels11-gamingandhistory69 3 года назад +4

    Cantina: "... no quest involving love in Oblivion."
    me: "Is the Nightmother's love a joke to you?" :0

  • @davinci451
    @davinci451 2 года назад +3

    Classic. Love was there all along and you ignored it. "You've got some nimble fingers," guy is sitting somewhere alone wishing he had someone special in his life.

  • @haleydavis4896
    @haleydavis4896 6 лет назад +6

    "Took care of those stupid boars" and he hadn't even met up with the gang yet.

  • @GoldenValleyPictures
    @GoldenValleyPictures 5 лет назад +10

    "Any friend of mine..." "Yea shut up" XD

  • @michaelsalvador2106
    @michaelsalvador2106 6 лет назад +13

    “A man that they didn’t know was married... huh.” The commentary is too funny, keep it up

  • @Keonversity
    @Keonversity 6 лет назад +81

    I really love your content bro keep doing what you do and trust me you will reach 100k or higher!!!

  • @BinguDingus
    @BinguDingus 6 лет назад +79

    Mathieu Bellamont is best waifu. Just look at how he treats women. Lovely!

    • @tyler-vz7rj
      @tyler-vz7rj 4 года назад +7

      what would compel you to write this. It has tortured my soul for weeks, and now I have to come back to view this comment once again.

  • @buhbuhjaychampagne1706
    @buhbuhjaychampagne1706 4 года назад +3

    The siren’s had an enchanted sword/dagger on one of them.

  • @GodsReaperMan
    @GodsReaperMan 6 лет назад +12

    "So we are going to play Pong all night long? That sounds pretty boring" I swear, I laughed SO DAMN HARD at that part more then the whole video here, great job on this man lol!!!

  • @LordofDaggerfall
    @LordofDaggerfall 4 года назад +20

    "You're a man and I'm a woman with a certain desire...."
    "So....pong."
    Why does this describe my love life. Lol.

  • @bahkbar5615
    @bahkbar5615 5 лет назад +16

    All he wanted to do was play some damn pong

  • @BoboZimbabwe
    @BoboZimbabwe 3 года назад +1

    The sun is down, the moons are up and all I wanna do is FUC... Play PONG!

  • @Criminal_Turtle
    @Criminal_Turtle 6 лет назад +7

    Fun fact: If your Character is female the women are going to ask you to join their group. Of course you can't.

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 2 года назад

      I know it’s a late reply, but it would’ve made for an interesting quest-line

  • @daedalusfredrickson5911
    @daedalusfredrickson5911 6 лет назад +5

    The commentary is spot on! Keep it up dude!

  • @villemmclure9056
    @villemmclure9056 5 лет назад +15

    "..and i'm a woman with certain desire. You figure out the rest."
    "Russian Roulett?"

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 лет назад +1

      Villem MCLure Death is involved, yes

  • @FJMM1861
    @FJMM1861 6 лет назад +4

    these videos are amazing please keep doing them! Youre awesome!

  • @xCoffeeNWeedx
    @xCoffeeNWeedx 3 года назад +2

    *looking for love in oblivion*
    Some weird guy : you've got some nimble fingers. Why dont you...."
    Cantina: Ya, no thanks.

  • @skozzking6849
    @skozzking6849 6 лет назад +3

    Man I love your videos keep them up never stop please

  • @heymansupman1595
    @heymansupman1595 6 лет назад +8

    "Is there a back way in?" ;^)

  • @sthn8758
    @sthn8758 4 года назад +2

    I’m 2 years late but this video was done on my birthday.

  • @dreezy-qi7wj
    @dreezy-qi7wj 4 года назад +3

    “yeah you better bet I do” 😏😏

  • @Jake_Ro_X
    @Jake_Ro_X 3 года назад +1

    Maelona: *"When Gogan was, uh... with the women, they took something quite valuable from him. No... it's not what you're thinking."*
    I can't stop laughing... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mannenyuki
    @Mannenyuki 6 лет назад +51

    I like how your character suddenly wants to play pong so much, anyways I hope you don't get that frickin yellow dollar sign because of this frickin quest.

    • @TheCantinaChannel
      @TheCantinaChannel  6 лет назад +11

      Honestly I can never predict when I get those signs.

    • @diasavia246
      @diasavia246 3 года назад

      I think u mean exclamation point lmao

  • @toothpicksinurtoes1598
    @toothpicksinurtoes1598 5 лет назад +53

    I have a girl character and they tried to recruit me into the group

  • @shamrock7456
    @shamrock7456 6 лет назад

    Yet another great video, Great Job man!

  • @glorygunz1358
    @glorygunz1358 6 лет назад +25

    what is love? baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me no more

  • @Warbooze
    @Warbooze 6 лет назад +27

    6:07. Faustina is probably the most gorgeous Imperial and NPC in the whole game. After I complete the quest I would use the console to spawn her in my house as my girl. Since her quest line is over, she just stands there.

  • @iceasmr5818
    @iceasmr5818 5 лет назад +2

    When maciona said no it's not what your thinking, I was thinking whaaaat it wasn't the lusty argonian series?

  • @emodaddy3217
    @emodaddy3217 6 лет назад +1

    This is what I need to survive my valentines day break up, thanks bro

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 5 лет назад +13

    So technically you’re actually Maeva’s boyfriend since she paid you her own marriage dowry. Good on you.

  • @topjimmy7325
    @topjimmy7325 6 лет назад +1

    great content i get stoked when i see an upload my dude

  • @Ratfink820
    @Ratfink820 5 лет назад +8

    I’ve literally seen M’aiq like 3 times in the past week.

  • @anthony99900
    @anthony99900 Год назад

    I love this guy. The Cantina is hilarious

  • @EtaYorius
    @EtaYorius 6 лет назад +3

    LOL Boars! defenders of Anvil! those things slew the shit out of those Daedra LOLOLOLOL!!

  • @drunkengenius9913
    @drunkengenius9913 6 лет назад +14

    This erotic Oblivion quest, i've never played it, and i never will.

    • @wuxiagamescentral
      @wuxiagamescentral 6 лет назад

      __Derpy not really missing much in the way of loot

  • @RepKyle95
    @RepKyle95 3 года назад

    The best part of this quest imo is all the stuff you find in the cellar. You get to see who was tricked, like the hunter who helps you kill the mountain lions in the first Fighter's Guild quest.

  • @littlesongbird1
    @littlesongbird1 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact: this quest can start the dark brotherhood quest line

  • @andrewbladerunner
    @andrewbladerunner 2 года назад

    I love your commentary in these videos!

  • @tristencox5914
    @tristencox5914 3 года назад

    I love how he starts talking and they interrupt him. It's funny

  • @haydenwalsh8417
    @haydenwalsh8417 4 года назад

    "Thats all you have? All you have is 100 gold?!....sure why not."

  • @Leonsieh
    @Leonsieh 5 лет назад

    The only way I will ever find love is through deception. Good to see someone else using the same tactics

  • @peterrogers194
    @peterrogers194 3 года назад +1

    This video has the best thumbnail I have ever seen!

  • @leoferwer1813
    @leoferwer1813 3 года назад +1

    Siren's Deception is probably the most x rated TES quest of all time...

  • @mogalisious
    @mogalisious 4 года назад

    6:42
    the cantina: *searching for the farm*
    oblivion gate: *am gonna end this man's whole career*

  • @Jvogel-cc2bp
    @Jvogel-cc2bp 5 лет назад +4

    just tuRN THE SLIDERS ALL THE WAY UP IN DISPLAY

  • @giorgiofenu5563
    @giorgiofenu5563 6 лет назад

    I love this quest so fucking much on a game design perspective, it does something so simple (slightly changing the quest/dialog according to your chracter's sex) yet so overlooked in modern rpgs, adapting NPC reactions to the player's avatar (no just being greeted as "yo, you're the destruction spells dude, don't go on setting stuff on fire" doesn't really count).

  • @samuelrs5138
    @samuelrs5138 4 года назад +5

    Sexiest words a woman has ever spoken - "I'll mark it down on your map" So kinky. Did you give her Dawnfang or Duskfang?

  • @maiprincesse
    @maiprincesse 6 лет назад +2

    Ahh I love your Videos
    True Love

  • @mirelmoisa3918
    @mirelmoisa3918 4 года назад

    I really like playing this game. Even 14 years later is so fun to play :)

  • @ciceroflyman
    @ciceroflyman 6 лет назад +2

    After this quest Lucien Lachance appeared to me and I don’t know why...

  • @DrFranklynAnderson
    @DrFranklynAnderson 3 года назад

    4:54 “The most fetching Nord woman you’ve ever seen.”

  • @mariusandreassen6477
    @mariusandreassen6477 6 лет назад +13

    A bit late but its content

  • @MakarovFox
    @MakarovFox 4 года назад

    faustina look more like a vampire that a thief

  • @jamrolehpoleh3532
    @jamrolehpoleh3532 6 лет назад +56

    Can’t find love in real life, so I find it in oblivion. Nothing wrong with that, right?

    • @shamrock7456
      @shamrock7456 6 лет назад +10

      Only there's no love in Oblivion except for the night mother

    • @jamrolehpoleh3532
      @jamrolehpoleh3532 6 лет назад +11

      How about the adoring fan? He he

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 5 лет назад +13

      Fuck me, mate. If you can find love in Oblivion of all places, then you can most definitely find someone in real life.

    • @knightriderva1995
      @knightriderva1995 4 года назад

      I've found it in one of those two places

  • @Justanobody8472
    @Justanobody8472 3 года назад +2

    I made your character in eso. Dont thank me, hes only level 12

  • @SeanSnyder1993
    @SeanSnyder1993 6 лет назад +2

    Have you played the Morroblivion mod yet? If you haven't, I bet you'd enjoy it. If you have, I bet you enjoyed it. I'm sure your viewers wouldn't mind seeing a Let's Play of it. But, then again, maybe they would. I don't know these people.

    • @leander9323
      @leander9323 4 года назад

      An Morrowind Mod for Oblivion?

  • @ilikeoblivionanunhealthyam9851
    @ilikeoblivionanunhealthyam9851 3 года назад +2

    A skyrim sweet roll in an oblivion thumbnail. Tsk tsk tsk

  • @pugking1233
    @pugking1233 6 лет назад

    I really like how they become marriage system in Skyrim

  • @mrbrocephus3849
    @mrbrocephus3849 6 лет назад +3

    I want oblivion on the switch same with fallout 3

    • @funkmetal1234
      @funkmetal1234 6 лет назад

      Beau That won’t happen because those games are too old

  • @DarkWarrior076
    @DarkWarrior076 3 года назад +1

    Ok, I've never played this part as a female. Does anything change when you play this quest as a fem-Champ?

  • @spiritedtreasureST
    @spiritedtreasureST Год назад +1

    11:38 laughing and laughing.

  • @kiazenchigeyuproductions8264
    @kiazenchigeyuproductions8264 6 лет назад +3

    The next video you do should be oblivians best traps encountered

  • @spartanq7781
    @spartanq7781 4 года назад +1

    I like that if your a female they would try to recruit you. Alas you can't comply or have lesbian fun with them.

  • @kristiankoski3908
    @kristiankoski3908 2 года назад

    11:50 You left 1 gold piece there and it's haunting me!!!!

  • @sirbradfordofhousejones
    @sirbradfordofhousejones 2 года назад

    The Cantina just got FRIENDZONED

  • @Jack-jj8xx
    @Jack-jj8xx 6 лет назад

    Bjalfi the Contemptible. I totally missed that last part of his name. This whole time I thought he was called Bjalfi the Competent, and I was like "Sad! The only word that anyone can think of when describing this guy is Competent?!" So I thought he was a decent guy doing his best, and his wife got mad bc he went to go find fortune using the mace. and then when I got back and she was like "My mace is back :D. oh my husband is dead? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " and I then I got made and killed her and kept the mace bc it's like Chillrend for Blunt/Shock weapons

  • @edgartheslayer3
    @edgartheslayer3 6 лет назад

    Faustina looks charming in the thumbnail. I'm inlove :/

  • @JAW-fq3he
    @JAW-fq3he 5 лет назад

    The lusty argonian maid? I saw part 1 act 4 in Mercer’s hidden compartments in his house in Skyrim

  • @danbo5428
    @danbo5428 5 лет назад +5

    its a waste to kill Faustina. could have a great time with her :D

  • @misanthropicanthropologist7101
    @misanthropicanthropologist7101 6 лет назад

    I kinda wanted to join the gang the first time I played that quest. I thought it was a clever way to make money.

  • @cardinalargie
    @cardinalargie 6 лет назад +2

    please turn the brightness up on your game.

  • @tylerd6194
    @tylerd6194 6 лет назад

    Meesa love dis channel

  • @fatjack905
    @fatjack905 5 лет назад

    NO TAKE THE WITHSPLINTER!
    THE DAGGER

  • @BeansInTheSink
    @BeansInTheSink 6 лет назад +1

    I don't believe you picked up the Witsplinter, a unique dagger that Faustina used against you.

  • @blueshit199
    @blueshit199 6 лет назад +1

    I hated the Sirens quest because of how you can't do it without killing them :/

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 5 лет назад

      If you have the PC version, you can use console commands to resurrect them all once the quest is over.

  • @MrROTD
    @MrROTD 4 года назад

    I was already married and divorced irl by the time I played this game so I wasnt fooled even for a second

  • @isabelcast7792
    @isabelcast7792 3 года назад

    I talked to a bandit once it was so awkward I think I persuaded him too he ended up attacking me later though

  • @drusilladraconis4535
    @drusilladraconis4535 4 года назад +14

    That whole quest was a waste of time. I was mad, The game wouldn't let me join the gang.

  • @mako4268
    @mako4268 4 года назад

    I wish Maiq The Liar could be a follower in Skyrim.

  • @inspectorlunge3887
    @inspectorlunge3887 3 года назад

    Wow that sure was a romantic conversation Marlins was having with her husband.😂

  • @RonaldMcJuicy
    @RonaldMcJuicy 6 лет назад +1

    Who DOESN'T carry vases with them wherever they go?

  • @vis_18
    @vis_18 4 года назад +1

    Dang it Faustina's hot!!
    Damn me that's just a drawing!!!

  • @Altoclefkitty
    @Altoclefkitty 3 года назад

    This quest is just as hard but satisfying (giggity) as a female.

  • @bettya.k.abetty8259
    @bettya.k.abetty8259 4 года назад

    Name a better couple than Fimmion and Sweet Roll. I'll wait

  • @mrgreatauk
    @mrgreatauk 3 года назад

    Outside: 'I don't really care, whatever'
    Inside: 'I am hurt and lonely, all I want is a nice oblivion waifu but no one will go on a date with me'
    :(