Rome Total War But I Use Guns

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @obamaprism1277
    @obamaprism1277 3 года назад +2201

    Time Traveler: “Breathes air in past timeline”
    The Timeline:

    • @kermitthecommenter6794
      @kermitthecommenter6794 3 года назад +240

      Kermit the frog here wishing you a great day

    • @obamaprism1277
      @obamaprism1277 3 года назад +79

      @@kermitthecommenter6794 Thank you!

    • @commissargab6181
      @commissargab6181 3 года назад +12

      hi kerm i watch your prn videos its intertaining thanks for spreading happiness!

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 3 года назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit Thanks Spiff for making these videos

    • @capitanrexofsparta3261
      @capitanrexofsparta3261 3 года назад +7

      @@commissargab6181 Wait what????

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +2768

    If the Romans wanted to conquer Scotland, why did they not simply create AK-47s? Curious

    • @commandcoded
      @commandcoded 3 года назад +161

      They didn’t have enough tea.

    • @alasdairwhyte6616
      @alasdairwhyte6616 3 года назад +61

      they did not have access to modding tools?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +12

      E

    • @mariuszsz5986
      @mariuszsz5986 3 года назад +44

      ... because they are Italian, not Russian... Duh 🙄

    • @maycontainnuts3127
      @maycontainnuts3127 3 года назад +53

      @@mariuszsz5986 of course, they'd be making Fiat-Revelli Modello 1914s and L3/33s instead

  • @cristianescamilla8673
    @cristianescamilla8673 3 года назад +2516

    all I can think of is that meme of a knight with a pistol saying "parry this you filthy casual"

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +37

      @@thespiffingbrit Tea

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 года назад +20

      @@EEEEEEEE tea sums everything up.

    • @imperialguard9246
      @imperialguard9246 3 года назад +5

      Meme lord

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 3 года назад +13

      “Parry this thou filthy peasant”

    • @instathrill8845
      @instathrill8845 2 года назад +7

      Which in turn reminds me of Indiana Jones, Pistol trumps Sword. lol

  • @leondavis1093
    @leondavis1093 2 года назад +1308

    The Romans really thought they had a chance once they got into melee range, but they underestimated the deadliness of a group of lads with knives from London.

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 2 года назад +52

      Toss a knife, save a life
      ::laughs in American::

    • @jigmedradulthinley4406
      @jigmedradulthinley4406 2 года назад +18

      @@grtwhtbnr
      *Laughs in Vietnam*

    • @Joe-xf5ot
      @Joe-xf5ot 2 года назад +3

      @@grtwhtbnr Yea things look like they're going great and you can all definitely be trusted with guns

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 2 года назад +12

      @@Joe-xf5ot I could give you a solid breakdown of gun violence in the USA. From community issues, mental health issues, gang/drugs/human trafficking, etc. But you're just trolling and you wouldn't appreciate it

    • @grtwhtbnr
      @grtwhtbnr 2 года назад

      @@jigmedradulthinley4406 bro EVERYTHING in Vietnam wants to kill everything and everything in Vietnam is ready to die at a moments notice. How do you beat that?

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 года назад +463

    "You vandals!"
    "No we're british!"
    "What?"

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c 3 года назад +28

      Now that's a Hun of a Pun!...and Spiff's a Son of a Gun!

  • @ItsBofu
    @ItsBofu 3 года назад +245

    "The British Secret Service will come to your house and force you to drink tea"
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

  • @jelledonders6557
    @jelledonders6557 3 года назад +1019

    I really love mods like these that add to the historical accuracy.

  • @xolotlnephthys
    @xolotlnephthys 3 года назад +712

    "Here we have Camulodunon. Not quite London, not quite Cambridge."
    It's worse, it's Colchester.

    • @spwicks1980
      @spwicks1980 3 года назад +21

      A true Essex shithole :D

    • @kari8327
      @kari8327 3 года назад +25

      As someone who lives in Colchester…you’re not wrong 🤦‍♂️

    • @Karagianis
      @Karagianis 3 года назад +22

      It's never been the same since Boudica and the Iceni burned it to the ground.

    • @rlauder7210
      @rlauder7210 3 года назад +29

      @@Karagianis Being burnt to the ground is probably the best thing that could happen to Colchester TBH.

    • @spwicks1980
      @spwicks1980 3 года назад +3

      @@kari8327 Halstead boy here. I cant talk too much shit :P

  • @timothybartlett5493
    @timothybartlett5493 3 года назад +591

    *gets time machine*
    Spiff: "Hold my tea--I'm going to spice up the Ancient Britons."

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear tim

  • @mikfhan
    @mikfhan 3 года назад +609

    "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but RPGs will kill you."
    -- Hastati veteran, retired, 45 AD

    • @jasonnewman7554
      @jasonnewman7554 3 года назад +25

      I immediately read this as “but roleplaying games will kill you.”

    • @samorniv7911
      @samorniv7911 3 года назад +5

      I mean, it ain't wrong.../hj

    • @Dong_Harvey
      @Dong_Harvey 3 года назад +13

      That was no veteran, they all died

    • @timetotalk2023
      @timetotalk2023 3 года назад

      fk rpgs get the fatmans

    • @weizhao7349
      @weizhao7349 3 года назад +4

      Well, there are no veterans, but survivors XD

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 3 года назад +74

    Spiff: Explodes Rome into submission
    Rome: Desperately tries to make peace
    Spiff: *[PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION]*

  • @romainfr2981
    @romainfr2981 3 года назад +128

    "A very high level spear unit"
    The spear unit: vigiles 😂😂😂

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 3 года назад +554

    "Can you beat Total War: Rome 2 with guns?"
    Honestly, I would think losing when you have guns should be pretty difficult...

    • @thedodorex7612
      @thedodorex7612 3 года назад +37

      @Kyle Banister let them figure it out, worst case scenario we get Julius Cesar beating the Gauls to the death with an M16.

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 года назад +9

      Eh, depends on how many guns, bullets, and enemies you have. But thats why they make bayonettes.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 года назад

      How to lose: more gun

    • @MrMarineBro
      @MrMarineBro 2 года назад +1

      Like playing FoTS for shogun 2. Cannon and rifle beats bow and yari ashigaru.

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Год назад +2

      @@robert.7230 Or more people. Ancient armies could get absolutely enormous, so if you're the Britons fighting the entire force of the conquering Roman army, you're probably still losing unless you have the military infrastructure for more than just guns.
      The reason the Scots were never conquered by the Romans is because their lands were so hard to get though with Roman chariots and horses and the Scots knew how to take advantage of that.

  • @pinkbunchan9258
    @pinkbunchan9258 3 года назад +392

    It’s not “civilian casualties,” it’s denial of potential enemy recruits

    • @notasimp976
      @notasimp976 3 года назад +22

      It's not a cannibalism, it's an among us reference

    • @gen169
      @gen169 3 года назад +15

      @@notasimp976 it's not cannibalism it's the denial of food to their mouth and into mine

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +9

      @@gen169 (can't process shit anymore)

  • @monokuma316
    @monokuma316 3 года назад +359

    “Oh no they are t-posing in the water”
    I thought I will never hear those words

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +14

      ‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 3 года назад +9

      @@thespiffingbrit Tea

    • @Zero_Chill_Gaming
      @Zero_Chill_Gaming 3 года назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit also how they are born

    • @KK-cp4bh
      @KK-cp4bh 3 года назад +4

      It reminds me of one of the best sayings i heard in gta
      Look at that shark eating a cheeseburger

    • @q.parablesque5610
      @q.parablesque5610 3 года назад +14

      I love those little historical easter eggs. The Romans were pretty famous for using the T-pose as a form of capital pumishment.

  • @MrDragonheart1996
    @MrDragonheart1996 3 года назад +488

    Just imagine how happy Spiff gets, if he remembers that the game plays 1950 Years before the Geniever Convention

  • @DanGer-re8dh
    @DanGer-re8dh 3 года назад +231

    "We have to invade them. Can't let the Welsh manage their own gold mines, no. We have to do that for them". Speaking as a Welshman, sounds pretty historically accurate.

    • @robtoe10
      @robtoe10 3 года назад +12

      It's ironic - the ancient Britons *were* essentially Welsh lol

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад

      @@robtoe10 yeah, where did the modern Briton came from really???

    • @kavky
      @kavky 3 года назад +10

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 Saxony and Normandy.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад

      @@kavky I only thought they are derived from the Normans but the Saxons???

    • @kavky
      @kavky 3 года назад +9

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 Anglo-Saxons migrated to Britain before the Normands.

  • @ResonantRTS
    @ResonantRTS 3 года назад +1113

    Flashbacks intensify

    • @ishowhalal
      @ishowhalal 3 года назад +22

      how many bruhs can i get off this comment .
      1st bruh : Bruh

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 3 года назад +33

      @@ishowhalal i say brother, i believe the word you are looking for is "tea"

    • @megaming371
      @megaming371 3 года назад +23

      @@ishowhalal tea

    • @limjingheng186
      @limjingheng186 3 года назад +21

      @@ishowhalal tea

    • @ishowhalal
      @ishowhalal 3 года назад +3

      but i first need bruhs to drink tea with :(

  • @ZoobiePlayz
    @ZoobiePlayz 3 года назад +818

    When Todd Howard made this game, this is exactly what he had in mind!

    • @orjetshkodra614
      @orjetshkodra614 3 года назад +12

      @@thespiffingbrit Very!

    • @CapitalTeeth
      @CapitalTeeth 3 года назад +20

      All of it, it just _works._

    • @joehemmann1156
      @joehemmann1156 3 года назад +21

      @@thespiffingbrit was that a typo of canon, or did you mean you have cannons vs bows and swords? lol

    • @davidodonovan1699
      @davidodonovan1699 3 года назад +5

      It just works

    • @julianolima3500
      @julianolima3500 3 года назад +6

      @@joehemmann1156 That's the joke.

  • @jay_deadeye4274
    @jay_deadeye4274 3 года назад +60

    "We're weaponizing the druids" never thought I'd hear that in my life.

  • @rifflerunderhill7006
    @rifflerunderhill7006 3 года назад +105

    The brits actually had amazing food before coal. Unfortunately, the advent of coal changed how the very pots and stoves were designed to avoid you know, making a mess and killing anyone, and subsequently most things had to be baked or boiled in closed containers to avoid being covered in soot. Victorian Farms does a lovely piece exploring how much effect coal had on the food industry, among other incredible changes throughout British history. Thank you Ruth!

    • @the_retag
      @the_retag 3 года назад

      Victorian farms? Couldnt find it on RUclips

    • @christianZaal
      @christianZaal 3 года назад +8

      Hadn't thought of how much coal would change indoor life - but now that you mention it, of course it would. Thanks for sharing

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +507

    Rome wasn't patched in a day.

    • @tardvandecluntproductions1278
      @tardvandecluntproductions1278 3 года назад +9

      Couldn't even start it for 2 weeks and it took myself doing a registry cleanup.
      Faulty firewall rules.

    • @richardhicks5031
      @richardhicks5031 3 года назад +2

      @@tardvandecluntproductions1278 I still have a bricked PC just to lazy to fix

  • @CM-wr6zn
    @CM-wr6zn 3 года назад +626

    If anyone is wondering, he’s using a mod called Supreme Range

    • @KayEhny
      @KayEhny 3 года назад +46

      I was wondering how he was doing it. Does it add the explosive effects as well?

    • @maxwellheenan458
      @maxwellheenan458 3 года назад +136

      This is no mod. This is the power the British get when they drink yorkshire tea

    • @greenleaper3791
      @greenleaper3791 3 года назад +76

      @@KayEhny I think the explosive effects are mods too. I played as Briton once and I certainly don't remember the slingy boys armed with explosive rounds. I don't know what kind of mod is that but my God, I'd love to install it as well lol.

    • @kinokos8980
      @kinokos8980 3 года назад +9

      Nonsense. He used TEA

    • @robocop1279
      @robocop1279 3 года назад +3

      Oh great (just dont tell the british their is magic helping them)

  • @SuperMichael996
    @SuperMichael996 2 года назад +49

    Lesson learned, always trust the court mage when he comes with a cart full of strange green coconut-like objects and says you should use them in the battlefield.

  • @lawpiecla1
    @lawpiecla1 2 года назад +50

    Legend has it Steven is still waiting atop the gate of Rome for Spiff to help him down.

  • @haydensmith859
    @haydensmith859 3 года назад +94

    Imagine the Gauls come to sack Rome and find that it's already occupied by Brits wielding rpgs lamo XD

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis 3 года назад +101

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*
    "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of Yorkshire Gold tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵 🇬🇧"

  • @soupwizard
    @soupwizard 3 года назад +43

    7:47 Sacking Rome in 243 BC isn't revenge since they won't invade Britain for another 286 years - it's prevenge!

  • @puntellipuna1061
    @puntellipuna1061 3 года назад +28

    All those photos of Roman soldiers with modern weapons or exiting an APC will forever be contextless gold

  • @aspopulvera9130
    @aspopulvera9130 3 года назад +111

    I hope the enemy soldier would someday say... "You aren't suppose to do that!" or "hey! That's illegal!"

  • @jamesparson1233
    @jamesparson1233 3 года назад +28

    I can just Imagine the Romans complaining about the 'British weather' while rocks from the slingers drop onto them

  • @downix
    @downix 2 года назад +103

    Fun fact: you can use slings in modern warfare.
    Grenades are the same size as a sling stone.

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Год назад +6

      Legitimately tho, it'd be simple engineering to design a sling that hooks into the pin of the grenade so it pulls it as you loose it.

    • @Alexander-cg1ey
      @Alexander-cg1ey Год назад +7

      @@hopelesslydull7588 I think you underestimate the danger of a live explosive being released as a projectile based on pressure created by centrifugal force

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Год назад +5

      @@Alexander-cg1ey if you can jump out of an airplane with grenades attached to you and you can throw a grenade with your hands after pulling the pin, you should be able to throw a grenade with a sling that pulls the pin the moment that it is loosed.

    • @wargpug6084
      @wargpug6084 Год назад

      @@hopelesslydull7588 that is a very bad idea, for one you can't cook it any longer so it might land and not explode when you need it too. and what is worse is your release could be off and you end up blowing up yourself and allied units.

    • @hopelesslydull7588
      @hopelesslydull7588 Год назад +8

      @@wargpug6084 Soldiers are already trained not to cook grenades anymore because it's a really dangerous idea with low reward but also, slings can throw things really far and trained soldiers were so accurate with slings that they were preferable to archers for a long time when both technologies overlapped for a while. It wasn't until bow designs were made better and better that they passed usefulness, and that still wasn't for accuracy on the battlefield but for lethality with enough archers or on horseback.

  • @noctisumbra3015
    @noctisumbra3015 3 года назад +43

    Utilizing "Slingers", and making them "Urchins with RPG's".
    They went from 'rock's to 'Rock'ets.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 3 года назад +25

    Poor Steven, he's on that wall alone like "God can this day get ANY worse?!"

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 3 года назад +18

    Time traveler: wears pajamas:
    the timeline: B a t t l e p a j a m a s

  • @MrFarmer110
    @MrFarmer110 3 года назад +37

    *Rule Britannia plays*
    Random Roman soldier: "Why do I suddenly hear boss music?"

  • @lordmaul7904
    @lordmaul7904 3 года назад +17

    I'm Irish. The Takeover in this Video Brought Back all My Family Tree Knowledge

  • @chrislaws4785
    @chrislaws4785 3 года назад +32

    "when you think Britain you think tea, coal, rain, depression....OH MY GOD its a death spiral." THAT is actually why TEA became so popular in Britain, the caffeine has been the ONLY thing that gets you people out of bed in the mornings and has kept you all from either hanging yourselves or just laying there in bed and dying of starvation. LMAO.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 года назад +3

      As an English person can confirm. Tea is very important for getting us out of bed

    • @twizt3d110
      @twizt3d110 9 месяцев назад

      @@robert.7230just gonna…. Skip over the rest? Okay I guess

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 9 месяцев назад

      @@twizt3d110 doesn't need confirming

  • @bobthebob5843
    @bobthebob5843 2 года назад +15

    If you gave spiff enough time he would probably break the space time continuum just by giving a Neanderthal a flintlock pistol

  • @reed00112
    @reed00112 2 года назад +27

    As a proud citizen of Exeter (Isca) i'd like to point out that we are in Devon Haha :P The roman wall in Exeter that enclosed the old city is still partially in tact and you can go on a walk around the old perimeter wall it's pretty amazing. And also lots of places in Exeter are still named Isca after the old settlement Exeter came from. There's Isca road, and lots of buildings and businesses with Isca in the name. Just some random trivia.

  • @12.7x99mm
    @12.7x99mm 3 года назад +13

    "Our leaders armed with fusees, and we with hand grenades." British Grenadiers

  • @minaly22
    @minaly22 3 года назад +11

    Spiff: "They are T-posing in the water."
    Me: "You mean, they are posing as tea leaves?"
    (leaves the room)

  • @yendrian44
    @yendrian44 Год назад +6

    Steve, Guardian of Rome's gate. The legends say he is still up there menacingly watching every person who tresspasses the gate

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil 3 года назад +25

    "T-Sauce Michael, here. And this is exactly the question I'm going to answer"
    I'm entirely okay with the stereotypical VSauce intro becoming a common thing.

  • @Yoshijosh31
    @Yoshijosh31 Год назад +4

    1:13 is perhaps the best description of Colchester I've heard

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 3 года назад +18

    Ah yes, guns vs spears. Truly the British Art of War

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 года назад +20

    18:28 "They're tea-posing in the water" -The Skiffing Brit

  • @pollishion8394
    @pollishion8394 3 года назад +27

    “I’m sure there where no civilian casualties”
    **shows destroyed village**

    • @faelirra
      @faelirra 3 года назад +2

      Can't be civilian casualties if there are no witnesses to witness civilian casualties.

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 года назад +10

    "God is on the side with better artillery."

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 3 года назад +20

    "Oh someone lived in this tiny tent? I would like them to move out, they're ruining the view"
    - The British, probably

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 3 года назад +10

    What I always ran into with RTW2 was Rome instantly implodes along with every other big name country from history and you end up being harassed by the Dofussian Tribe you never heard of as you grind your way towards victory.

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos 3 года назад

      Rome usually does okay (not the power house Empire it was, but okay). Carthage on the other hand gets wiped every time.

  • @Mhuahaha
    @Mhuahaha 3 года назад +13

    For those wondering, that thing in Rome where horses go round in circles is called Circus Maximus.

    • @adamcetinkent
      @adamcetinkent 3 года назад +4

      The one in Constantinople is the Hippodrome.

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 2 года назад

      @@adamcetinkent Wait are you saying they have horses instead of hippos in the hippodrome?

  • @vihj3645
    @vihj3645 3 года назад +20

    Can you imagine the damage of the Scythian Horse Archers with M16 assault rifles?

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 3 года назад +2

      Had the Scythians Industrialized they would have conquered Assyria, India, China, Greece, Egypt and most of Eastern Europe
      Persia, Korea and Japan wouldn't exist

  • @lucoa4282
    @lucoa4282 3 года назад +1

    Sooo @ 0:13 ... the enemies now know what it feels like to be the tea who got dumped into the water, because they're TEA-posing in the water :D

  • @johngammon6450
    @johngammon6450 3 года назад +8

    If only spiff could mod a unit to be innsanely overpowered and have him do a challenge where he only has 1 in each army

    • @josephchanley7228
      @josephchanley7228 3 года назад

      Then you have a stack of 20 separate armies reinforce one another

  • @lonewanderer1900
    @lonewanderer1900 Год назад +1

    1:45 - "We've glimpsed into the future using the incredible powers of tea."
    I can just see Spiff reading tea leaves.

  • @HD.Keem96
    @HD.Keem96 3 года назад +5

    FYI for anyone wondering the name of the mod being used is Supreme Range and yes it adds explosive damage

  • @ondank
    @ondank Год назад +1

    23:35
    Spiff : Why did you just run away?
    5 minutes earlier
    Spiff : Lets surround the city so they can't escape.

  • @The_Good_Captain
    @The_Good_Captain 3 года назад +3

    you just got to love the depiction of us celts on the battlefield, they look like a bunch of penknife wielding pajama party goers lmao not wrong.. barrring the pajamas lol

  • @KXNG_BXNZ
    @KXNG_BXNZ 2 года назад +1

    When I think of England I think of monocles, singing chimney sweeps and workers shoveling coal into furnaces with no real indication on what it is for

  • @ersetzbar.
    @ersetzbar. 3 года назад +10

    ah yes aiming throwing and grabbing the next ammonition in under 1 second very balanced

  • @Simlatio
    @Simlatio 8 месяцев назад

    11:50 Mars looking down on all this being destroyed and saying 'Feasts, sacrifices, parades... I can't stand it but BLOWING SHIT UP, I LOVE THIS!'

  • @xtz2100
    @xtz2100 3 года назад +7

    18:29 did i hear tea in the water?
    this is giving me boston flashbacks

  • @LeetleToady7
    @LeetleToady7 Год назад +1

    “We have glimpsed into the future using the power of tea“
    Me: But Britain didn’t have tea until- y’know what, spiff magic.

  • @Valkorion9872
    @Valkorion9872 3 года назад +11

    There’s going to coffee drinkers trying to point out that we didn’t have tea but they will never be better that the amazing Yorkshire tea drinkers

  • @gigastrike2
    @gigastrike2 2 года назад +1

    The least historically accurate part of this video is when Rome asked for peace after losing Rome.

  • @vooks319
    @vooks319 3 года назад +3

    *"It is the preenkipez!"* - The Spiffing Brit, 2021

  • @Baiswith
    @Baiswith Год назад +2

    I love that the first thing Spiff does, aside from arming the street urchins, is invade Wales xD

  • @henrytrimmer2363
    @henrytrimmer2363 3 года назад +6

    You were right about one thing master… the negotiations were short

  • @irfanfirdaus7861
    @irfanfirdaus7861 3 года назад +1

    T-posing in the water? Are you sure they aren’t just STEEPING tea? Haha I’ll see myself out

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 3 года назад +1

      I was scrolling down scanning comments and went back up to upvote this pun.

  • @nitroglycerin_3455
    @nitroglycerin_3455 3 года назад +4

    "Help I am afraid of heights" - Steven 243 B.C.

  • @knowledge.6655
    @knowledge.6655 2 года назад +2

    Those Britons are really ahead of their time, since I'm pretty sure tea wasn't popular or even existed in Europe at that time.

  • @Mr.Maverick.Hunter
    @Mr.Maverick.Hunter 2 года назад +5

    that 1st battle in a nutshell:
    It's not a warcrime
    It's denying the enemy potential recruits.

  • @koksmakrone
    @koksmakrone 3 года назад +2

    I‘d like to imagine that spiff is the reason why there are only ruins left from this time ^^

  • @shellbackbeau7021
    @shellbackbeau7021 3 года назад +5

    First thought upon seeing the title?
    "yeah, shooting your gaming rig with buckshot will definitely break the game."

  • @lohema7827
    @lohema7827 3 года назад +2

    1- Create time machine
    2- Go to the year 476
    3- Give ak-47 to romans
    4- R O M A A E T E R N A
    5- ?????
    6- Space marines in the XIX century

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 года назад +1

      Theyll be Ultramarines though...

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +1

      Make sure you do the same thing to Japan so I can hear those Samurai space marines yelling banzai

  • @AlpenSkyWatcher
    @AlpenSkyWatcher 3 года назад +4

    Add Japan as a faction. Let the JSDF wreak havoc against dragons. Then add aliens with better technology to challenge the JSDF.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад

      The jsdf??? In the time when Japan was in the yayoi period???

    • @AlpenSkyWatcher
      @AlpenSkyWatcher 3 года назад

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001
      Hehe... I was just imagining mods for the following stories.
      Gate: Thus the Japanese Self-Defense Force Fought There by Takumi Yanai
      Japan Summons (Nihonkoku Shoukan) by Minorou

    • @timothyjosephbonilla1108
      @timothyjosephbonilla1108 2 года назад

      @@AlpenSkyWatcher Haha guns are a type of magic

  • @manueljoshua175
    @manueljoshua175 Год назад

    I'm doing an apprenticeship as CNC mechanic and the company just ordered one. It's probably gonna mostly print tool holders, but we are allowed to use it for our own projects as long as we buy the filament and it gets approved by our Meister. (Teacher)
    I think teaching workshops might be very interested since you also get good customer service and that might become quite important. Also for the industry it might be big plus that it is manufactured in Europe. (Safety rules etc)

  • @tmanatee9567
    @tmanatee9567 2 года назад +3

    You know Spiff, your not really playing as the English.
    Your playing as the PROTO WELSH BABY!

  • @mw5549
    @mw5549 3 года назад +1

    Spiffing Brit should become the new King of Great Britain to see if the UK State is perfectly balanced with no exploits

  • @Kaltsit-
    @Kaltsit- 3 года назад +6

    “When you think Britain you think tea, coal, rain, depression, and self-loathing oh it’s a death spiral”
    Me: “Well, to be honest it’s mostly rain. Nothing really compares to rain (except maybe tea.)”

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 3 года назад

      When you think about it tea is simply weaponised rain.

  • @earthdinotime4548
    @earthdinotime4548 Год назад +1

    Patterson fire a warning shot
    Sir this is a m32 rotary grenade launcher
    A potato patota just fire a warning shot Patterson

  • @ontaka5997
    @ontaka5997 2 года назад +25

    As far as the game that you can download from Steam, I think they have removed the graphic feature with those explosions. Also, apart from the charge bonus of 3, all stats have been lowered. However, they still have a good range of 150. I didn&t notice any recent patches though.

  • @SimulationEvolve
    @SimulationEvolve 2 года назад +1

    *Plays as Brythonic tribe*
    "ok so we now have the Welsh as well as all of the Southerners subjegated"
    But all Brythonic peoples are Welsh, at least according to the Anglo-Saxons
    🤣

  • @foxcrafter9007
    @foxcrafter9007 3 года назад +4

    When friendly fire is scarier than enemy fire

  • @GambinoTheGoat
    @GambinoTheGoat 3 года назад +1

    9:00
    steven the roman: gets forgotten and turns into a fossil
    archaeologists: oh wowwwwwww

  • @p.r.1308
    @p.r.1308 2 года назад +4

    I love when diffrent centuries get mixxed together. Medieval knight with guns? Goofy and insane but yes please!

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 6 месяцев назад

      Medieval Knights with Guns is not necessarily a mix of centuries.
      The Medieval period was a pretty big chunk of history and some of it had guns.
      Samurai with Lasers though-
      Now that's just Star Wars.

  • @Lomecron
    @Lomecron 3 года назад

    This needs to be a tv show. "Mild mannered gun salesman Peter Salt is down on his luck and running out of options when suddenly, he and his shipment of military grade firearms, fall through a hole in time. Now it's up to Peter and his ragtag bang of medieval Britons to take over the roman empire."

  • @admiraltopazblue826
    @admiraltopazblue826 3 года назад +4

    The man who can make the UK look badass

  • @magosmallen2973
    @magosmallen2973 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is just what happens when the Gate anime is put into total war

  • @chookmin3888
    @chookmin3888 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for helping me with my school history project :D

  • @youvebeengreeked
    @youvebeengreeked 3 года назад

    *Girls with a time machine: "OMG I'M YOUR GREAT GRANDAUGHTER!"*
    *Boys with a time machine:*

  • @lukejones6742
    @lukejones6742 3 года назад +14

    This reminds me of the show gate where A bunch of ancient fantasy creatures try to attack modern day Japan, Japan beats them then goes through to their world and just completely fucks up their entire army

    • @erinrensburg7529
      @erinrensburg7529 3 года назад +6

      Gate is a freaking masterpiece

    • @nikypercea
      @nikypercea 2 года назад +2

      if there is gonna ever be a season to, according to the manga, there should be ship battles against the americans... because there is actually more than one gate that can open at a time :D

    • @sakib6258
      @sakib6258 2 года назад

      @@nikypercea *laughs in A10 Warthog*

    • @williamblazkowicz5587
      @williamblazkowicz5587 2 года назад

      @@nikypercea I just imagine them pulling a reverse "Day Of The Black Ships" By coming through a gate and pulling a gunship rescue, American rebels look on in surprise as the warships of the British empire get shredded by missiles missiles. Japan declares that they come to help the Americans, that they have come to change history. The episode ends with American cheers fading into a foreshadowing scene of George III receiving news of the Japanese rescue. He ends the episode with a foreboding "of course you realizise, thus means war." As it cuts to black.

  • @shaktisingh2773
    @shaktisingh2773 3 года назад +2

    This game is still top amongst my favourites, thank you for still playing this... Much tea from India, but this time we give willingly to the British! ☕

  • @TemporaryINTER135
    @TemporaryINTER135 3 года назад +4

    reminds me of Gate: thus the jsdf fought there

  • @mooham8762
    @mooham8762 Год назад +1

    Im always so impressed with how you find these exploits, insane!

  • @steventhedutchman6879
    @steventhedutchman6879 3 года назад +5

    "help im afraid of heights"
    me: XD your gonna have a horrible time

  • @Cougarz57
    @Cougarz57 3 года назад

    *entire wall gets destroyed by enemy SAM's massacering all but 1*
    Sole Survivor Steven: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

  • @dexybrd3280
    @dexybrd3280 3 года назад +4

    This video helped get my son to sleep, thanks Spiff!