@@eranodelpum9752 "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, DID THIS BOSS REALLY ONLY USE A NEW MOVE TO KILL MY ASS BEHIND HIM WHEN I'M TRYING TO HEAL?!" any soulsborne/RPG game
That "but hey, winnable!" hits far too close to home. So many fights I would think to myself "time to play the best Elden Ring of my life" after using my last flask, and suddenly my knowledge of the dodge button evaporates into nothingness, much like my health bar.
@lividlife213 had a fight in the Elden Ring dlc where i was getting my ass kicked then all of a sudden i had a run where i somehow avoided all the moves that gave me trouble, then all of a sudden it falls over without me realizing it was almost dead already
Its funny how in ds3 i was too focused on rushing that i forgot to heal on a boss think it was dsa or friede idk but whoever it was i still won with the few estus i had
the delayed hits are the most precise thing ever, I feel like I'm in a horror movie tripping over everything as the killer just walks. But the pinball bit was gold!
The tracking on some of those is insane as well. Was goofing around with cheat-engine for fun in DS3, and Iudex Gundyr was already bonkers. His delayed overhead-slam with his halberd. I set enemy speed to 25% and during the wind-up for the move, I ran circles around him. Motherhubber was zero'd in on me the whole goddamn time.
@@Kuganurio1994 Yeah, that's how Fromsoft makes difficulty. I wish our character could turn on a dime too but naw, wouldn't want that kind of control for the player because then shizzle might actually be more fair.
@@KABLAMMATS People legitimately use that as an argument, it's so stupid xD "Yes this streamer who spent 3 whole days fighting the same boss can beat it, what's your excuse?" My exuse is...I have a life and I choose not to spend my freetime doing tedious shizzle in a videogame...
Another one is seeing a giant boss and breathing a sigh of relief, but as soon as you see a boss the size of the player you go “dear God, anything but this”
That's just Japanese game design. The boss that looks like a corrupted angel, towering over cities with sky-high flames all around? Pretty simple, actually. Some pretty boy with a sword just standing there? Welp, you're boned. Hope you can spot dodge this 20-hit combo.
Yup.. False King Allan, The Penetrator, Artorias, Gwyn, Fume Knight, Sir Alonne, Ivory King, Lost SInner, Champ Gundyr, Gael, Pontiff Sulyvahn, Sister Friede, Abyss Watchers, Soul of Cinder, Nameless King, Dragonslayer Armour, Lady Maria, Gerhman, Father Gascoigne, Orphan of Kos, most of Sekiro bosses, and many Elden ring bosses..but then we also have like Dragonrider or Deacons.. Big bosses with some exception are probably dragons, because many of their fights are epic and quite challenging, also Ludwig because he is awesome, but then you have things like diarrhea tree or bed of chaos..
"For the second phase, you'll want to mount your Armored Core, as it's the only way you will be able to keep up with the boss. If you do not have an AC, then settle in for a grueling war of attrition looking for a .04 second window of opportunity in its attacks."
Yep, cause it really subverts your expectation which is obviously great boss design. You don't wanna reward the player for learning anything prior to the second phase, you wanna punish them for it and then they'll just have to trial and error their way to memorise the new attack patterns. The game series way of doing difficulty is hella overrated.
@@beesmongeese2978 Naw, why would they change? Elden Ring and the DLC is still massively popular and is continually getting players. At this point, people are gonna eat up whatever they release
I love how the monster was going easy on you in the first half, but as soon as it got under half health it activated his boss instinct and unloaded all the weaponry he had gathered from different realms
needs a sequel where he finishes off this boss, winded but confident, then encounters some naked guy with like a beehive on his head or something and completely poops himself in terror
Oh my god, I'm crying I laughed so hard. It started out so slow and boring (literally laughing out loud as I'm writing this) and then it just kept escalating and escalating and escalating until my composure was broken down into a fine ash. I'm going to bed. Nothing tonight can top this....except maybe a rewatch.
What margit felt like for the first time, those staggered, semi-randomly timed attacks and that damn throwing knife that either misses you completely or somehow nails you mid-roll
Yup, that first phase fights always makes you lower your guard to whatever the dev's cooked for the REAL part of the fight. Great work on the video Hoot!
Every time you think “heys, winnable”, somehow all the skill that supported your prior dodges/parries that carried you up to this point, will always somehow magically disappear, leaving you helpless as you stare at yourself get pummeled by the boss.
Ah, so relatable. Especially the 27-second-long telegraph for a 0.01 microsecond attack animation. Just to let you tire yourself out with guess-the-timing dodge rolls before he finally splats you on one of the landings. And then with the lasers and miniguns.
Reminds me of how I beat Elden Ring twice thinking I just had to dodge through, avoid, or out-heal every single attack because I thought shields were dumb. In my current playthrough I’m using both a shield and incantations and I have no damn clue how I survived without them.
That's interesting because I took the opposite route: shield, heavy armor, and healing spells on my first playthrough, then dodge roll everything on my second.
@@DestroyDEI Hey if you don’t need a shield then that’ll just free up your off hand, but I can’t deny that completely negating physical damage is pretty damn nice.
*God, dark lord of all creation* Kills god. *God, darker lord of all lords of all creations* Ok. Second phase. Fair enough. Kills God again. *God, darkest lord of all darker lords of all lords of all creations* Ah, must be the final boss. Anyway. Kills God a third time. *Dog* Ah fuck. Guess I'll die.
When you've almost killed a gargoyle and a second one blindsides you, knocking you off of a cliff... I laughed the most when it pulled out a minigun _after_ killing him.
Malikith, who goes from being a dog in a coat to unveiling DEATH ITSELF as a weapon and backflipping off pillars while using Virgil's judgement cut in his second phase: "I'm feeling personally attacked right now."
"Simple tarnished one, always so fool hardy. You didn't expect a 6 phase boss with rotary machine guns and a hellfire rocket pod... as the TUTORIAL BOSS FIGHT!" - Margot, the slightly irritated
I just got into Elden ring and I feel exactly like this video, every time I fight a boss it’s so unpredictable to dodge their attacks because they are so slow to build up lol
0:53 Half health straight into the most utterly terrifying sprint towards the camera filled me with a sense of dread known only to the most ancient of ancestors - now reawakened inside me. Shitting out my entire spine almost instantly seems as appropriate a reaction as UNGU BUNGA TUNGA
0:15 really hate when enemies/bosses slowly rising and like : "I'm gonna drop now! Right now, riiiighhht abooooout now... Or am I? Have you consider to....? BOOOOM!"
OMG, bro the contact and impact animations are on another level. I tried to do something like this using cascader and blender, but what you did with sfm is lit as f**k.
And then you get people who somehow managed to find cheeses like “just make it to half health, bait for a jump attack, use a stun spell, and then use a skill on it to throw it off the bridge to insta kill it”
long may the sun shine!
bhahahahaha
Edit: I'm streaming Elden Ring tomorrow here on youtube for first time. Check community posts for more info ✅
hahahaha
Not until this Boss is defeated
"Old Friend ahead therefore try Onion"
Lol
😂👍👍
If only I could be so grossly incandescent \[T]/
I forgot when the boss started to build level three sentries and then went invisible.
It was in phase e
Then it summoned 2 medics with uber and kritz when under 10% hp.
And he was a fucking slug
And your telling me that was only phase 2? What happens in phase 3?!
@@Omensecurity We don't talk about phase 3, to traumatic.
"IT'S A SECOND PHASE." Spoken like some dreaded realization in a movie. I love it.
"Retreat the second phase is active!"
dancing lion
Ah fuck, SECOND PHASE, HERE IT FUCKING COMES
First time?
This is now a horror movie, with you cast in the role of the *victim.*
I love the detail of it continuing to use moves you haven't seen after you die
😂👍
Best part for sure lmao
Soooo real, like, they start making stuff only to make fun of you like they saying "i only start whit you lil bro"
@@eranodelpum9752
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, DID THIS BOSS REALLY ONLY USE A NEW MOVE TO KILL MY ASS BEHIND HIM WHEN I'M TRYING TO HEAL?!"
any soulsborne/RPG game
Honestly, it's my favorite bit as well.😂
Every souls player has a: "Dormamu, I've come to bargain." moment lmao.
And it's always, always with a phased boss.
Exactly how it went when I fought Messmer
for me it was ceaseless discharge in DS1.... i didn't know. i beat it fair and square when its weakest attack did 80% of my hp bar.
@@0Sirenn Mesmer went down easily for me. The final boss of the DLC though was a major case of repeated "press x to enter fog".
Before I knew it, I was having full-on conversations with Mohg. I came to know the three-prongs of his trident quite intimately!
I keep seeing you. And you're getting fatter. I am terrified!
Harmless Gobber to Ceaseless Despair at half health... damn...
Ceaseless Despair of the Shallow Ladder
you forgot to mention it heals to full health at the second phase
@@DestraightBtw there's more than 2 phases
@@10THPROPHET f******************k....
"but hey, winnable!"
[turns into an Armored Core 6 boss]
becomes CEL-240
Literally changes franchise just to spite you.
If FromSoft decides to put a AC Boss into a souls-like game. 💀
@@cireoath336wich is funny bcs promised Consort Even if is fast it's still a Lot slower in mobility compared to many AC6 bosses so we can go faster
That "but hey, winnable!" hits far too close to home. So many fights I would think to myself "time to play the best Elden Ring of my life" after using my last flask, and suddenly my knowledge of the dodge button evaporates into nothingness, much like my health bar.
But it's always the run where you get it that you use like 2 flasks out of your 50
Or you somehow almost get him the first time and then proceed to just get shat on the next like four times.
@@xenogorwraithblade2538
ONLY the next 4?
I mean yeah, that happened to me, just four more tries.
@lividlife213 had a fight in the Elden Ring dlc where i was getting my ass kicked then all of a sudden i had a run where i somehow avoided all the moves that gave me trouble, then all of a sudden it falls over without me realizing it was almost dead already
Its funny how in ds3 i was too focused on rushing that i forgot to heal on a boss think it was dsa or friede idk but whoever it was i still won with the few estus i had
0:15 literally how every delayed attack feels
the delayed hits are the most precise thing ever, I feel like I'm in a horror movie tripping over everything as the killer just walks.
But the pinball bit was gold!
The tracking on some of those is insane as well. Was goofing around with cheat-engine for fun in DS3, and Iudex Gundyr was already bonkers. His delayed overhead-slam with his halberd. I set enemy speed to 25% and during the wind-up for the move, I ran circles around him. Motherhubber was zero'd in on me the whole goddamn time.
@@Kuganurio1994 Yeah, that's how Fromsoft makes difficulty. I wish our character could turn on a dime too but naw, wouldn't want that kind of control for the player because then shizzle might actually be more fair.
@@Yorikoification there are people out there who beat the Malenia without anything except R1, so yeah its fair 🗿
@@KABLAMMATS People legitimately use that as an argument, it's so stupid xD
"Yes this streamer who spent 3 whole days fighting the same boss can beat it, what's your excuse?"
My exuse is...I have a life and I choose not to spend my freetime doing tedious shizzle in a videogame...
@@Yorikoification Then why do they choose to play games meant for elite players?
Whats worse than a boss?
A boss with a minigun.
and lazers
And missles
How about two miniguns?
Yes, Indeed.
So basically Armored Core
0:48 I love how it swapped from "Harmless Goober Of The Deep Bridge" to "Ceaseless Despair Of The Deep Bridge"
Noticed that too huh? 😂
0:14 the 1 frame delayed attack is crazy
Oh it hits re-
It's quite fun to lure the opponent to a false sense of security and ego inflation.
Then you hit them with phase 2.
I thought it was supposed to be a warmup.
either way, still not dead yet lol
Then you hitem with the second health bar.
This man definitely played elden ring with that delayed attack lmao. I feel you man
Is that you Miquella? 😂
What about phase 3?
Another one is seeing a giant boss and breathing a sigh of relief, but as soon as you see a boss the size of the player you go “dear God, anything but this”
That's just Japanese game design. The boss that looks like a corrupted angel, towering over cities with sky-high flames all around? Pretty simple, actually. Some pretty boy with a sword just standing there? Welp, you're boned. Hope you can spot dodge this 20-hit combo.
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower and Gehrman, the First Hunter come to mind.
Sir Gideon Ofnir, THE AAALL KNOWING
Yup..
False King Allan, The Penetrator, Artorias, Gwyn, Fume Knight, Sir Alonne, Ivory King, Lost SInner, Champ Gundyr, Gael, Pontiff Sulyvahn, Sister Friede, Abyss Watchers, Soul of Cinder, Nameless King, Dragonslayer Armour, Lady Maria, Gerhman, Father Gascoigne, Orphan of Kos, most of Sekiro bosses, and many Elden ring bosses..but then we also have like Dragonrider or Deacons..
Big bosses with some exception are probably dragons, because many of their fights are epic and quite challenging, also Ludwig because he is awesome, but then you have things like diarrhea tree or bed of chaos..
Warden fucking Garcia.
Brother fucking Eli.
At some point, a boss will have a secret 4th stage where they bring out the tarnished-seeker missiles.
Or an orbital laser.
orbital laser already happened
@@oldcowbbyeah miqula sends his regards
@@مؤمنعمرو-ب7طAmygdala says hello
That dark eater midir gets close to an orbital laser too...
"For the second phase, you'll want to mount your Armored Core, as it's the only way you will be able to keep up with the boss. If you do not have an AC, then settle in for a grueling war of attrition looking for a .04 second window of opportunity in its attacks."
Watching the boss empty those guns and then pull out two blades even though it already knows it killed you is such a fromsoftware thing to see.
He offended the Boss.
Boss takes it seriously and pulls out his every move possible.
It's never the new attacks in phase 2 that truly fuck you over, it's existing attacks being changed, or combos extended
or masked by blinding light lol
Yep, cause it really subverts your expectation which is obviously great boss design. You don't wanna reward the player for learning anything prior to the second phase, you wanna punish them for it and then they'll just have to trial and error their way to memorise the new attack patterns.
The game series way of doing difficulty is hella overrated.
@@Yorikoification Seems like everyone has come to this conclusion now. Can we expect to see a major change in the next From game?
@@beesmongeese2978 Naw, why would they change? Elden Ring and the DLC is still massively popular and is continually getting players.
At this point, people are gonna eat up whatever they release
@@Yorikoification Good answer. Nice opportunity to put the controller down and enjoy some time outdoors
Harmless Goober of the Deep Bridge -> Ceaseless Despair of the Deep Bridge
i read careless whisper of the deep bridge💀
@@jenkerheartx9924
We see what we want to see.
Certainly a "Hear me out" moment.
@@jenkerheartx9924 TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD
I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD
@@jenkerheartx9924
🎵🎷🎷🎷🎵
Ceaseless Despair of the Deep Bridge ---> Unbearable Nightmare of the Deep Bridge
I love how the monster was going easy on you in the first half, but as soon as it got under half health it activated his boss instinct and unloaded all the weaponry he had gathered from different realms
what's more impressive is how much damage he endured without a single sip of estus
999 vigor,NOT 99.
Thanks for the subtitles hoot, i couldnt read the subtitles in the video so having 2 subtitles ontop of each other really made it readable
you know, when you read the title "the sword saint" you'd expect they'd use a sword instead of a customized standard issue Glock 18
Elden Ring bosses pretending that a rocket launcher is medieval weaponry:
To be fair guns WERE all the rage in that time period in Japan
Did you miss the part where he has a sword in his hand during the entirety of the fight ?
@@akechijubeimitsuhide Repeating guns like that weren't invented until the 1900s
@@Ron_Jambo_the joke flew right over your head
as a fellow souls veteran, I fucking love this video, its soo over the top. But in all fairness...yes some bosses do be like this
I like how it's a necromorph brute from dead space
>"It's a slow one"
>Blood-Starved Beast OST in the background
he was finished from the start
needs a sequel where he finishes off this boss, winded but confident, then encounters some naked guy with like a beehive on his head or something and completely poops himself in terror
Oh my god, I'm crying I laughed so hard. It started out so slow and boring (literally laughing out loud as I'm writing this) and then it just kept escalating and escalating and escalating until my composure was broken down into a fine ash.
I'm going to bed. Nothing tonight can top this....except maybe a rewatch.
1:02 YOU GOTTA DO SMTH LIKE THIS ARCADE THING AGAIN
ISTG ITS SO GOOD
I only realized after a second watch that the model for the "boss" is the Brute from Dead Space
GOOBER, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
GOOBER, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
GOOBER, I'VE BROUGHT JOLLY COOPERATION
Pretty funny when it started using high tech weaponry. Keep up the great work Hoot.
cheers! 🤜
What margit felt like for the first time, those staggered, semi-randomly timed attacks and that damn throwing knife that either misses you completely or somehow nails you mid-roll
Not to mention he input reads to punish you when you use a flask, same as the godskins.
They aren’t random, they can be predicted. They react to your movements
@@jazzman7842 Too bad you can't really use that to your advantage since you're completely stuck in animation with every movement you do.
@@Yorikoification you can. I do.
@@rwberger6 Oh no! How dare my enemy have the gall to interrupt my healing!!!
HOW DARE YOU JUMP WITHOUT MOVING, YOU ARE BREAKINGS THE RULES
thats the Elden ring part
Yup, that first phase fights always makes you lower your guard to whatever the dev's cooked for the REAL part of the fight. Great work on the video Hoot!
The "but hey, winnable" hit harder than I could have imagined.
Every time you think “heys, winnable”, somehow all the skill that supported your prior dodges/parries that carried you up to this point, will always somehow magically disappear, leaving you helpless as you stare at yourself get pummeled by the boss.
Bro didn't have to turn into an Armored Core boss, THEN into a Sekiro boss as a T-bag, but I'm glad he did it lmao
Ah, so relatable. Especially the 27-second-long telegraph for a 0.01 microsecond attack animation. Just to let you tire yourself out with guess-the-timing dodge rolls before he finally splats you on one of the landings.
And then with the lasers and miniguns.
Phase 2 is where the bosses just say: “Random Bullshit go!” And hurl everything they’ve got
The backflip and follow up absurd weapons barrage truly describes the Soulsbourne experience
Yes phase two. Where the laws of pyshics takes the back seat as whatever nightmare now is moving like an sr-71
I love how serious he sounds and then it’s just pure comedy afterward
Why do I get the feeling you had a lot of fun animating the monster.
CURSE YOU, BAAAAAYYYLE!!!!!!
WITH A HAIL OF HARPOOONS
I HEARBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
BEHOLD! A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH...
Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon...
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE.
Also you can't track the boss, because the camera is trash and it's either too big or too fast or both and From Software never learns.
They will never need to learn nor make it better because the fanboys will just love their games regardless.
Just play without lock on. Skill issue.
@@Yorikoification Camera is a nothing burger. Get filtered.
@@DestroyDEI Fanboy exhibit A
@@Yorikoification fr
0:56 A Dark Souls boss who turned into a Dark Sector boss.
0:56 pov you finally enter a relationship
hoot will never cease to make a perfect voice acting and such a chaotic animation... this typa stuff will be in my death flash back
Reminds me of how I beat Elden Ring twice thinking I just had to dodge through, avoid, or out-heal every single attack because I thought shields were dumb.
In my current playthrough I’m using both a shield and incantations and I have no damn clue how I survived without them.
That's interesting because I took the opposite route: shield, heavy armor, and healing spells on my first playthrough, then dodge roll everything on my second.
Me tryna bumrush everything in Golden Sun with just attacks and Psynergy, then realizing how blessedly utilitarian the little Djinn buddies are.
Never touched a shield to this day. Too good at rolling xD
@@DestroyDEI Hey if you don’t need a shield then that’ll just free up your off hand, but I can’t deny that completely negating physical damage is pretty damn nice.
When you learn what the IBIS series is truly capable of in AC6
Ibis gave me ptsd of that lake
I made a mod that doubles the Ibis’ AP, the fight feels a lot more fair, now.
My man started playing Infinity Blade there for a second at 0:35
0:19 Elden Ring 101
*God, dark lord of all creation*
Kills god.
*God, darker lord of all lords of all creations*
Ok. Second phase. Fair enough. Kills God again.
*God, darkest lord of all darker lords of all lords of all creations*
Ah, must be the final boss. Anyway. Kills God a third time.
*Dog*
Ah fuck. Guess I'll die.
It was nice of you to make this boss look fair compared to some of the real bosses now.
"I came here with a big chicken and no heals."
Had me rolling. 😂
When you've almost killed a gargoyle and a second one blindsides you, knocking you off of a cliff...
I laughed the most when it pulled out a minigun _after_ killing him.
Ceaseless Despair? Relative of Ceaseless Discharge?
da lore!
a cut off "winnable" is one of the most relatable Souls experiences
Hoot and Elden Ring, a deadly combo
Malikith, who goes from being a dog in a coat to unveiling DEATH ITSELF as a weapon and backflipping off pillars while using Virgil's judgement cut in his second phase:
"I'm feeling personally attacked right now."
He just forgot to parry
"Simple tarnished one, always so fool hardy. You didn't expect a 6 phase boss with rotary machine guns and a hellfire rocket pod... as the TUTORIAL BOSS FIGHT!"
- Margot, the slightly irritated
They're always built different fr
The fact that he still said "you're smaller than I thought" when fighting something 10 times his size is badass.
I just got into Elden ring and I feel exactly like this video, every time I fight a boss it’s so unpredictable to dodge their attacks because they are so slow to build up lol
Put these foolish ambitions to rest
You know, i was half expecting this boss to light itself on fire halfway through like most of DS3s bosses
"try finger but hole"
I love that both the boss and arena are basically exactly how you encounter these in the dead space mobile game, at least the first couple times
Dark souls rule #69: the smaller they are or the more normal they look, the harder of a boss they are (I’m looking at you Abyss watcher)
I take your Abyss Watchers and raise you one Gehrman.
@@greenhydra10I take your Gehrman and raise you one Orphan god.
Abyss Watchers is mad easy lol
Glad he got the part where the elden ring boss has a 50 move combo and takes out most your health in one hit.
them eldin ring delayed attacks man 😔
0:53 Half health straight into the most utterly terrifying sprint towards the camera filled me with a sense of dread known only to the most ancient of ancestors - now reawakened inside me.
Shitting out my entire spine almost instantly seems as appropriate a reaction as UNGU BUNGA TUNGA
He’s a hoot
*HOOT, GIVE ME MORE DARK SOULS ANIMATIONS AND MY LIFE IS YOUUUURRSSSS!!!*🗣🗣
sup hoot
"Ceaseless Despair" would actually be an amazing name for a Souls boss.
The imminent doom of a prolonged raised hand is basically the biggest mechanic added in elden ring compared to the previous games
0:15 really hate when enemies/bosses slowly rising and like :
"I'm gonna drop now! Right now, riiiighhht abooooout now... Or am I? Have you consider to....? BOOOOM!"
OMG, bro the contact and impact animations are on another level.
I tried to do something like this using cascader and blender, but what you did with sfm is lit as f**k.
He did say "Let's make it quick." He never stated how it should go.
Blood Starved Beast theme really hits that sweet spot.
The irony of bloodborne music where the phases get easier because you broke all its bones
Those Dead space monsters don't die that easily
"Parry *this* you filthy casual!"
The delivery of “it’s a second phase” got me 💀
the insane attack it always does right after you die is soooo real.
The boss: necromorph brute
The boss at half hp: necromorphic annihilator X
And then you get people who somehow managed to find cheeses like “just make it to half health, bait for a jump attack, use a stun spell, and then use a skill on it to throw it off the bridge to insta kill it”
I can confirm this is acurate after finishing the dlc earlier.
PRAISE THE SUN!
Also the minigun at the end, goddamn it that was hilarious.
me searching to the best boss to make the relatable comment:
oh wait. that's almost two thirds of them.
the boss looks like an alien necromorph on Tau Volantis from DS 3
Amazing, especially voice acting hitting all the right notes perfectly timed.
“I promise you, a thousand-year voyage guided by compassion,” is a one-liner I never would have expected to hear while fighting a god
1:13 killed me
That wasn't the 2nd phase it was just changing into the second phase.
Wow got his health full at the end :o must be the final boss for doing that
The boss was about to start spamming swift slash lol