Star Wars Porkins Death
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- Опубликовано: 12 янв 2022
- Fat shaming in a Galaxy Far, Far Away.
Jek Porkins is one of the most overlooked members of the Rebel Alliance and the cover he provided to Red 3 at the Battle of Yavin was vital to the destruction of the Death Star. Witness his greatness in this iconic clip. RIP Jek Porkins, you're a hero.
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I can't wait for the Porkins Disney+ spinoff miniseries.
With Kevin James😂
"Somehow, Porkins returned"
"Human v. Galactic Food"
the truth would not surprise me
Not diverse enough
Apparently Porkins was supposed to be a pig type alien, but they ran out of time on getting the makeup ready, and they already cast a guy with the “right physique” so this is what we got.
Thats so harsh 💀
Now why does that description remind me of a certain Starfox character? 🤔
Should’ve just made him a twi’lek since apparently they associate being fat with success for whatever reason
Wouldn't surprise me at this point cuz next video shows Darth Vader as Luke's father.
Whoops I meant film.
really?…nobody’s gonna say it?…alright…they named the fat guy PORKINS??
Hahahaha my though exactly
His nickname was Slim.
And then porkins became bacon
Yes We were laughing about that in 1977 when we saw this as kids
@@B17Fortthat’s amazing
I'm not alright
Damn how you survive the Death Star explosion
@@DiegoRamirez-sv4pbhe’s him
@@DiegoRamirez-sv4pb dude has a stronger gravitational field than the Death Star
@@gabrielcastillo9745Damn you did my boy bad bro 😂
Somehow, Porkins returned.
“I CANT HOLD IT AHHHH!!!!”
Me driving home from White Castle
more like taco bell
Pull up!
@@Starwarsfan1253Everyone wears “Pull-Ups” if they want to survive the ‘Castle
@@BathSaltShaman Gotta get those giant size pull ups instead of the small ones.
You were gone a long time. How many White Castles did you have?
The noise he makes when he dies then the harsh cut to explosion always makes me laugh
No I'm alrigh- dah! Dip dahhh!!
''Darrrrrrrrrrrrrr''.....
It's like if Chris Farley was in that cockpit
“BLARRRA”
At least it wasn't the Wilhelm Scream 😂😂
“Use the fork, Porkins”
😂
classic
Nice 😂👌
Brilliant!
That's not how the fork works...
Poor Porkins. Without his sacrifice to the rebel cause, the galaxy would have lived under imperial rule until the end of days
but this was just death star one... he served practically no purpose to dying
@@SlavicUnionGamingwell the second one was never completed so jek is truly a hero
You're completely right! If he wouldn't have done that maneuver perfectly, then everything the rebels worked, and sacrificed, so hard for would've been in veign. The Porkins Maneuver.
@@SlavicUnionGaming was the Death Star 2 ever even operational? I always thought it was like halfway through and still being built when it got blown up?
Like it's something bad.
I love how the older an action movie gets, the death of extras becomes some of the best comedic relief.
See, when he said "I can hold it," what he meant was he could hold his steering column AND his bacon double cheeseburger.
He dropped it tho.... And the spacecraft exploded... Rip, porkenbacon 😢
Even when things were going out of control, he was still claiming that everything was alright
So Porkins was a politician?
@@NoriKassidy no he was just the best pilot they had to offer, always calm in the worst situations, he was taken from us too soon..
@@blehh_mae Ah, what a poor soul.
A optimist to the bitter end and a better man than any of us
he's a dad.
Episode IX - Somehow Porkins survived)
Lol
That sounds incredible, I’d watch it lmao
Thanks for the laugh. My last few months have sucked. I needed that. 😂
And he changed his name to CaseOh 🐷.
That actually would have been a better twist than what we got.
"Cover me, Porkins!"
"My name is Richard..."
😂😂😂
"Porkins is dead."
"Well, that's it then, we're screwed."
"But maybe the rest of the squadron can-"
"No you don't understand, we're SCREWED"
It was always about Porkins, the rebellion was just a vessel.
Porkin’s death was especially unlucky, he should’ve been fine but when the turbolaser grazed his X-wing one of his internal fuel tanks caught fire. R5 only realized this when the internal temperature warning went off due to a faulty sensor not reporting the hit on the hull. “I got a problem here” was R5 telling him the internal temperature on his lower fuel tank was rising rapidly and could set off his Proton Torpedos. If his X-wing was new or better maintained they would’ve gotten the message of a hit and damage to the fuel tank with enough time to save the craft. “No I’m alright” porkins said as R5 dumped the fuel into space hoping to stop whatever internal fire was raging, but it was too late, the reserve proton torpedos exploded internally, cutting the life of an ace pilot short all due to rebel technicians slacking on the job.
R.I.P. Porkins, the rebellion was never the same.
In the x wing comic series when you eject you have a force field with oxygen inside
Why does the wiki say he was shot down by turbolaser fire then?
@@SPM0717
Because it’s technically correct as his ship’s malfunction is a result of turbo laser fire.
Is this established in the EU somewhere?
One of the X-Wing series books I could have sworn mentioned something about the inertial compensation in the ships (effectively to reduce G-Forces) could be adjusted and while most pilots used some compensation they would never max it out to lose "feel" of G-Forces, but it was mentioned Porkins usually cranked his way up and it caused him to get disoriented and crash. I may not be remembering the exact details correctly, but it was something along those lines. I'm not combing through 9 books to find the citation lol.
Don't worry, everyone. He survived at the end in Phineas and Ferb Star Wars.
Damn. That's exactly what i will say. You were faster than me.
Porkins is more memorable than any character in the sequel trilogy
Fun fact: The reason why the Death Star could not fly directly to the rebel base was because Porkin's gravitational pool was so strong that it slowed them down just by being there.
Ohhhh so THAT explains the massive (black) plot hole at the center of this galaxy far far away. And don't ger me started on who shot first!
"gravitational pool" 🤣👍
Porkins also played Major Eaton in raiders of the lost ark. Somehow I think the actor must have enjoyed playing characters that referenced his weight.
It's a niche...
And let's not forget arguably his best role lieutenant Eckhardt, in Batman 89. His first name is supposed to be Max, which kind of fits. And personally Eckhardt being hard edge in German sure did fit the character
He also played an overweight friar in an episode of Blackadder, in the UK.
@@stevekaczynski3793 God bless Mr B at Christmas time?
@@stevekaczynski3793that’s Ronald Lacey, who’s also in Raiders of the Lost Ark!
A world without Porkins is not a world i want to be in
0:20 - “Does anyone smell bacon?”
The Angry Birds Movie 2 reference? 🤣🤣🤣
Holy Jesus!
Well I'm breaking out the butter I'm making toast
@@AdmiralRamirez7 I'm having coffee
I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.
Did George really have to name him Porkins? Poor bastard caught hell at the academy.
"You gotta have a fat guy in your squad to die first going "Bwuauaagh" it's a rite of passage."
Damn rip in piece CaseOh
💀
He wasn't even that fat, he was 70's chubby.
I remember watching an I Love Lucy episode where the women were like 130 pounds and saying they needed to lose weight.
He is not that fat for american standards but for us rest of the world he is fat
@@darthjarjarthewise8051 Just an FYI...The U.S. is actually NOT the 'fattest nation'. Plus, we have guns, so we don't NEED to be slim to avoid machete attacks. 😎
plus most fat kids get schoolshooterd before they make it to adulthood huh @@mikeytee6821
@@darthjarjarthewise8051scrawny asses smh my head
I will never, ever get tired of watching this.
To this day I have never watched A New Hope on home media without rewinding to see the trench run twice. It's simply how the movie was meant to be experienced.
Arguably the best thing I own is my Lego X-Wing with Porkins mini figure. My boy Porkins is a hero!! Both for giving his life for the Rebellion and for showing us big boys that we could be heroes too.
Full lyrics:
"Watch yourself, there's a lot of fire coming from the right side of that deflection tower."
"I'm on it!"
"I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins."
"I'm right with you, Red Three."
*pew pew pew*
*BOOM*
*BOOM BOOM*
*Pewww*
*pew pew*
"I've got a problem here..."
*pew pew, pew pew*
"Eject!"
"I can hold it!"
"PULL UP!"
"No, I'm all ri---BGAWWWHHH GAHHHWW!!!"
*Boooooommm...*
"The Rebel--"
R.I.P Williams Hootkins
He was a great voice actor too on my favorite video game, Eternal Darkness as Maximillian Roivas, especially on his autopsy journal narration
I feel like he was saying “no I’m alright” and then he got hit and he was trying to say “I’m alright” loudly but then was destroyed. Porkins, at the end, you deserved better. I hope we learn more about you in the Disney+ universe and you get the respect you deserve
LOL. Are you really caring this much about some fat Rebel pilot? I'd rather a series from a TIE Pilot's perspective.
you don't understand.@@helghast1149
@@helghast1149Says the scout trooper-
Yes. @@rafaelmartinez9259
just like the simulations@@rafaelmartinez9259
00:19 When I'm alerted to Red Squadron taking damage in Empire at War
Ikr xd
When "Porkins somehow came back." gave me chills!
This 25 seconds is better than the entire sequel trilogy combined
You slobbered a bib-full on this one.
This 25 seconds is gold.
You can say that again!
Why do people call it the Sequel Trilogy? What is it a sequel to? Rogue One? Can't be the Original Trilogy, because those are Legends.
prequels - 1, 2 and 3 (good); main trilogy - 4, 5 and 6 (best); sequel trilogy - 7, 8 and 9 (not even worth a watch, were all insults to the star wars IP), also Rogue One sucks and I don't count it as a star wars movie, only star wars obsessed fans care about it, but I thought it was movie no-one asked for and certainly doesn't add anything to the IP@@1Medivh9DSparil9JagarTharn4
The reason he says eject is that the chairs can shoot out and form a bubble, almost an escape pop like vehicle. But that is now legends and no longer considered canon.
To be fair, thats one thing that i feel is okay to remove from canon. They can make a forcefeild strong enough to hold in a bubble of air and heat that desperately wants to spill out into the vacuum, but they can't sheild their small fighters? Sure.
Ejector seats are still canon, but I’d have to find a copy of the Rebel Starfighters Owners' Workshop Manual to see about the bubbles
@@tickledeggz According to Battlefront 2 AND Squadrons (both of which have a campaign that is canon to the disney timeline), X-Wings do actually have shields (albeit weak and intended for dogfighting.)
@@tickledeggzall rebel fighters have shields though
@@tickledeggzthey do have shields, it’s the TIE that doesn’t have shields
Porkins is in the movie less than 40 seconds and still had a character arc better than the entire sequel trilogy.
Learn English, thanks.
@@asdfasdf5695 omg chill💀
Why do people call it the Sequel Trilogy? What is it a sequel to? Rogue One? Can't be the Original Trilogy, because those are Legends.
"I can hold it." What , the whopper?
😂😂😂
The Taco Bell
0:19 footage of him not holding it.
he dropped it.
In another life he was a Star Trek officer assigned to wear a red shirt.
Porkins died a hero…he also loved a good hero. Most people don’t know this but Mr Hero…named in honor of Porkins. Jimmy, John, Jersey Mike…they didn’t fight the Empire.
I’m not joking you this kickstarted my love for Mauve-shirt characters (People who get a little bit of unique characterization before dying)
I'm surprised that X-Wing even managed to take off in the first place
Dude, not cool. Why are you being so disrespectful and rude? Did your mother raise you to be a bigot or what? Why are you doubting an X-Wing and trying to belittle it? Do you really think it can't carry that slab of pork lard? Shame on you
George knew damn well what he was doing with porkins
According to Star wars lore he was laid to rest next to his brother fatty fatty boombalaty........
Middle name: Banana-Fanna Foo-Falaty
Last Name: Fee-Fi-Fo Falaty Fatty
Porkins lived as he died, deep fried.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sad but true.
LOL yall funny
What a shitty thing to say
i cried watching this..
No. You didn't.
Porkins was very Brave at the End.
George Lucas: "So, the fat pilot, his name will be Porkins. You know, it's like poetry...it rhymes."
Never watched Star wars in its entirety, but that's William Hootkins. The audiobook of Moby Dick read by him is outstandingly good.
Let's get back to the "never saw star wars" part. How exactly were you scarred emotionally as a child?
@@dinkmartini3236 Quite the opposite, my upside-down friend: my childhood was quite blissful. When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful, a miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical. And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily, oh, joyfully, oh, playfully watching me. . . .
I remember some ten years ago watching an episode of a TV series called The Thick Of It, in which the plot of Star Wars got summarized as follows: "The one about the fucking hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego! They're all made of fucking Lego. You fucking kill all the bad guys, and you'll be able to blow up the big... the Death Star thing. Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the teddy bears."
“Having a little trouble here”
*Explodes*
Somewhere a family of cows is thanking the Empire's Finest
I felt a massive disturbance in the force after that
Somehow Porkins returned!
Cheers to all the viewers of this clip and thanks for keeping the memory of Jek alive. May the Force be with him!
Frankly I think they didn’t introduce enough characters that are on screen for 30 seconds and die at the end. I want more.
This is why I refuse to believe Porkins was a good pilot. He was the only one to get taken out by the turrets
I think he said he had a malfunction, so it made him a sitting duck.
I think it’s entirely possible he was an excellent pilot, he just happened to be extremely unlucky, since as the other person said, the ship was malfunctioning.
@Wolf_Dominic true, but the other pilots were able to compensate
He made a bigger target.
@@Wolf_Dominicdorito fingers don't count as a malfunction 🤨
R.I.P CaseOh, his sacrifice here was so sad 😢
He couldn't hold it.
Now there’s a food surplus because of all of the food he isn’t eating.
Porkins is fast becoming the "Cap Peterson" of Star Wars YT short videos.
Cap Peterson could be found in just about every pack of Topps baseball cards in the 1960s and 70s.
porkins ship compensator was set at 90% it made it difficult for him to feel if the ship was handling different...
0:20 LOL
Porkins thought he could hold it, but he exploded.
RIP big fella. We know you'll always be right with us.
Porkins ejects… right into the Death Star
Darth Vader: bacon
I feel like I can take on the whole empire by myself.
-porkins. R.I.P.
I can't get over the fact they called him Porkins. I thought I misheard for years.
0:17 When you're trying to squeeze out a risky fart
"Here lies porkins. He covered that guy while he blew up a tower thingy on the death star."
A little wordy but basically accurate. It's gonna cost a lot to be chiseled on the grave marker.
RIP Chris P. Porkins
George: Ok I need a really fat guy to play a pilot and his name is gonna be *PORKINS*
Haha, hilarious, right, fatty? 😂
I'll bet it all that there are hundreds (maybe thousands) of pilots (maybe even today) who have been given call signs that would be considered derogatory outside the camaraderie of a close-knit fighter squadron. Most of them mean "you're different but we accept you." This concept is foreign to today's mind set.
@@dinkmartini3236yeah but his name was really Jek Porkins it was not a nickname
@@dinkmartini3236 Copy that, SchlongCocktail3236.
I wrote a fan fiction script. Space Balls 2 The Rise of Perkins. Porkins was a chubby kid living in Jabbas palace. Mom was a dancer. Porkins became gifted at the x wing simulator video game and was discovered when he became the first person to beat the game.
The X-Wing was clearly over its max gross weight.
The fact that they cast this guy and named the character Porkins is astounding.
In 1977 people had something approximating a sense of humor. Sadly this has been expunged from nearly all humans alive today.
RIP Porkins. He died for our sins
The actor who played Porkins was also Lt Eckheart in Batman 1989
Porkins should have thought about the future.
Watch Andor have him go through an heroic arc
His replacement definitely had some large flight-suits to fill.
"That's no moon. It's Pilot Porkins! Wassup, Porky Pork!"
“The rebels-“
The xwing guys always looked like George Lucas just put all his friends in the movie 😂.
“Mama Cass..cause of death; ham sandwich.”
-Austin Powers
Porkins: A Star Wars Story
Justice for my boy Porkins
I always knew this as the “pull up” scene lol
The next time they remaster this movie they should give Porkins Cartman’s voice.
Caseoh was a true hero😢 Rest In Peace king
0:22 i hear samsung
DUDE SO IT'S NOT JUST ME!??
*Best Instant Death Scene Ever!*
Porkins death scream kills me everytime.
Dude didn't Die....
He became One
with the Force!!!
0:20 "UhbadeeUhbadeeauh, that's all, folks!"
I like how the only character to resemble what your average starwars fan looks like dies in the most shit posty manner.
LMFAO 🤣
RIP in loving memory of Porkins🙏
Jack Napier: Hey, Porkins! THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
Lol, they named him "Porkins" 😂😂😂
Can’t stop thinking about that family guy version
Never forget his sacrifice
0:19
RIP
Jek Porkins
and
R5-D8
OMG his name is Porkins! Dear Lord. Well, if the Death Star didn't kill him, Darth Cholesterol would have gotten him soon after...
Harry Osborn as Bigg Darklight
Foggy Nelson as Jek Porkins
Ned Leeds as Dak Ralter
Ben Urich as Wes Janson
The rebels would have had a lot more time to engage the death star before it got in range of Yavin IV but they wasted 15 minutes in the hanger waiting for Porkins to finish his order at the nearby Wendy's.
Who let CaseOh drive an X-Wing
In Family guy 😂.