"Be A Man!" | Russell Peters

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2016
  • Chinese people will never give you a bargain... Here's a clip from my 2004 "Comedy Now" set.
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  • @theunderrated86
    @theunderrated86 4 года назад +1113

    "I sell you thirty today, tomorrow you come I close down." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eunhyuekpark6159
    @eunhyuekpark6159 5 лет назад +2141

    The reason why people don't hate on Russell for doing accents is because he does them so damn well and genuinely Respect.

    • @marklloyd4087
      @marklloyd4087 4 года назад +30

      Just started watching Russell, can't get enough, makes you laugh at yourself, wish I could do the Chinese accent, live the Indian pearant????? Somebody going to ger hurt!!!! 😉 😂 🇬🇧

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai 4 года назад +51

      His crowd is really diverse. The key is he makes fun of everybody, including himself.

    • @justs_
      @justs_ 4 года назад +15

      @hireshi-azu
      You must be really fun at parties

    • @incineratorium
      @incineratorium 4 года назад +7

      @hireshi-azu it doesn't really work that way. As long as you're funny, you can make fun of anybody.

    • @some1350
      @some1350 4 года назад +1

      It's not just that he seems like a nice guy as well.

  • @OQblablaQO
    @OQblablaQO 7 лет назад +3455

    Im a chinese and Ive never laugh so hard in recent years

    • @Tipticklerrr
      @Tipticklerrr 5 лет назад +20

      @Buddy laughed**

    • @harmeetsbhatia
      @harmeetsbhatia 5 лет назад +29

      When he used to be good

    • @MJ-mo3in
      @MJ-mo3in 5 лет назад +2

      the hell u are

    • @aeyvan
      @aeyvan 5 лет назад +12

      @@tajwarjamil6186
      Rmfao**

    • @PalmBaiReader
      @PalmBaiReader 5 лет назад +10

      So glad you have a sense of humour too many softies these days. Just laugh its very funny

  • @nadeemshaikh7077
    @nadeemshaikh7077 6 лет назад +1172

    Honestly this is the best anyone can go near to mimicking Chinese accent 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @skylovermc2146
      @skylovermc2146 4 года назад +1

      Infinite Being How do you know?

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 4 года назад +2

      what about a Korean or Japanese mimicking Chinese accent ?
      I know these 3 languages are vastly different, but they share the same phonetics, L = R, B = V, and even the accent etc....

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 4 года назад

      @Infinite Being his name is Muslim and middle eastern, and his skin is not black, so he's from the middle east, north Africa, or Central Asia.

    • @just4therecord
      @just4therecord 3 года назад

      Hongkie accent

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 3 года назад

      Check out Godfrey. He also does a good Chinese impersonation.

  • @budhainme
    @budhainme 5 лет назад +1739

    Today we were discussing a business contract between an Indian company and a Chinese company, it took us 10 hours, we've signed it 1:30 AM A freaking M! So i had to show them this video, even though it was a very formal meeting. Needless to say the whole conference room was laughing like crazy, especially after our 10 hour negotiation!=)

    • @nkumar3331
      @nkumar3331 5 лет назад +12

      Владимир Бадалян 😂😂

    • @09lz90
      @09lz90 5 лет назад +115

      hahaha, what a perfect time to show this! Hopefully there will be more cooperation and business between the two countries in future.

    • @tryingmybest7659
      @tryingmybest7659 5 лет назад +26

      What a smart move 😂👏🏻

    • @vane2149
      @vane2149 5 лет назад +30

      N Kumar I swear I read this exactly at 1:30 AM

    • @user-rs2zy6fi9z
      @user-rs2zy6fi9z 4 года назад +7

      Мощный ход бро 🖒😃

  • @jaleesatrevelyan1510
    @jaleesatrevelyan1510 7 лет назад +1065

    "BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING!!" LMAOO!

  • @pearl0938
    @pearl0938 3 года назад +241

    50 years from now, this bit by Russell will still be legendary.

  • @vishnudakshin5800
    @vishnudakshin5800 7 лет назад +1514

    I would go around my whole life with that accent if I could.

    • @amoschan9531
      @amoschan9531 6 лет назад +20

      Vishnu Dakshin I can

    • @amirmordechai1806
      @amirmordechai1806 6 лет назад +5

      Amos chan lol

    • @derpyflash6737
      @derpyflash6737 6 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 6 лет назад +7

      HAHA me too! So I'm at work just sitting at my desk doing as little as possible, when all of a sudden I hear Russell Peters in my head doing his Chinese accent! I figured that I am either going (or have gone) crazy or it's my internal telling me to watch some Russell Peters because I need a good laugh or I really will go crazy.

    • @bryanabrego610
      @bryanabrego610 5 лет назад +3

      Not in America

  • @chuchuchuchia
    @chuchuchuchia 6 лет назад +934

    I'll never get tired of this it's too relatable and hilarious

  • @haoming3430
    @haoming3430 7 лет назад +2296

    he acted really chinese -- cantonese part of china

    • @jenniferyu2828
      @jenniferyu2828 5 лет назад +20

      tru northern chinese ppl r much chiller lol

    • @SM-dt3xo
      @SM-dt3xo 5 лет назад +53

      @@jenniferyu2828 is it because it's colder in the north? Lol

    • @hybrid4117
      @hybrid4117 5 лет назад +7

      Theo McDowell ba dum tss

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 5 лет назад

      @@SM-dt3xo is it? 🤔😆

  • @sankranti7687
    @sankranti7687 7 лет назад +493

    he did the accent thing pretty amazing 😂😂

  • @CashCatMoney
    @CashCatMoney 4 года назад +224

    My dad is Chinese, and he says his accent is perfect!

    • @vanhalen4life1
      @vanhalen4life1 4 года назад +2

      So ur dad is Chinese
      And that's make u....

    • @lakshmendiratta1289
      @lakshmendiratta1289 3 года назад +11

      @@vanhalen4life1 Korean

    • @stevehangzo7159
      @stevehangzo7159 3 года назад +3

      your dad is Chinese but you ain't????????????????

    • @stevehangzo7159
      @stevehangzo7159 2 года назад

      @Harsh Rana Rajput of course captain obvious Sherlock Holmes

  • @changjiang3152
    @changjiang3152 4 года назад +87

    As a Cantonese Chinese who lives in the States, this sounds legit!!!!!

  • @BryanCasella
    @BryanCasella 4 года назад +451

    You're the best Russell lol.

  • @gavinchan4627
    @gavinchan4627 7 лет назад +616

    In china, bargaining is most common things in a deal no matter how big it is.
    Seems Indians also like to bargain, they do better...:)

    • @advait9253
      @advait9253 6 лет назад +1

      Justin chan ahahahaahha

    • @adityadwibedi617
      @adityadwibedi617 6 лет назад

      is that u justin?

    • @just4therecord
      @just4therecord 5 лет назад +7

      yes in China but in Hong Kong, they probably tell you to "do the right thing" too....haha

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 года назад +11

      The chinese and indians regularly try to out jew eachother.

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 4 года назад +1

      @Infinite Being" Doooooo the right Thing!! "

  • @muscleandmath2910
    @muscleandmath2910 7 лет назад +100

    how.... how does this never get old?

    • @TommyViny
      @TommyViny 7 лет назад +10

      muscleandmath
      Because people never change 😂😂

  • @davmon1202
    @davmon1202 3 года назад +105

    Being half chinese, I still gotta say, man, your jokes are hilarious even if I've heard them 20 times, you are legendary and whenever I get stressed in life, your vids cheer me up.
    Big thanks for being a legend!

  • @rranjan08
    @rranjan08 3 года назад +65

    This is my all time favourite Russell Peters mimicry. Cannot get ever tired of this piece of highest level of creativity, perfection, and comic performance.

  • @MithunOnTheNet
    @MithunOnTheNet 7 лет назад +446

    Absolute classic!

  • @kplee9861
    @kplee9861 6 лет назад +338

    For a thing of 10 dollars, the Chinese will price it at 1000 dollars first and, if you bargain, they will offer you a discounted price at 500 dollars :D

    • @BhaskarSinhaRZ
      @BhaskarSinhaRZ 6 лет назад +13

      I've been there. I've asked the price for a counterfeit Football jersey, which normally costs 95-100$ (including shipping charges), but that guy said 200$

    • @BhaskarSinhaRZ
      @BhaskarSinhaRZ 6 лет назад +12

      I said, "Brother, are you serious? I can instead buy the original for 95$"

    • @B-Man-69
      @B-Man-69 5 лет назад

      :D

    • @vincentxu8217
      @vincentxu8217 5 лет назад +3

      It's unfornately very true. Most merchant would offer you a 50% off themselves if you just start to walk away. 😂

    • @alexandertan8592
      @alexandertan8592 4 года назад +3

      @@BhaskarSinhaRZ They will reply: " then u go buy the original lo". XD

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent 7 лет назад +125

    lol oh man, he's so good with accents

  • @crossocean5663
    @crossocean5663 5 лет назад +34

    Saw it 100 times and still legendary.

  • @jair7231
    @jair7231 6 лет назад +180

    "Be a man! Do the right thing!"

    • @BhaskarSinhaRZ
      @BhaskarSinhaRZ 6 лет назад +2

      actually, he was helping the customer. He was warning the customer that he might increase the price for his behavior.

  • @trevorhering8856
    @trevorhering8856 7 лет назад +511

    I need to go see one of these shows! Russell Peters is the best comedian.

    • @Immortalized1
      @Immortalized1 6 лет назад +4

      Trevor Hering ...I don't know about the "best" my man, He's funny for sure, but Dave Chappelle is the best these days*

    • @MrSami-tv6vl
      @MrSami-tv6vl 6 лет назад

      Immortalized1 can you give a link of his best video .I don't know him.

    • @problem9577
      @problem9577 5 лет назад

      Nope. Harith Izkandar is the best

    • @Vistresian1941
      @Vistresian1941 5 лет назад +1

      Burr, Peters, and Chappelle are all great.

    • @Kemet3.0
      @Kemet3.0 5 лет назад

      Immortalized1 Yes, you are correct. However, Jamie Foxx is the total entertainer and performer. He can do all the voices and celebrities. Then he will add playing the piano and sing.
      Also, he can Mimic the singers .

  • @FeFe500
    @FeFe500 5 лет назад +71

    That mall he describes is 20 minutes from where i live, Totaly ACCURATE!!!

  • @crystinamarie1
    @crystinamarie1 3 года назад +36

    I'll never forget the first time my Chinese friend told me about this skit. First time I ever heard Russell and been a fan ever since. Still hilarious!

  • @troisxa
    @troisxa 4 года назад +9

    This is my fave Russel Peter's clip

  • @Barkotina
    @Barkotina 5 лет назад +41

    He nailed the freaking accent so well.

  • @airforce9872
    @airforce9872 3 года назад +23

    Still the best skit he's ever done, I come back to this video often lol

    • @faderhead
      @faderhead 3 года назад

      BE A MAN, DO THE RIGHT THING is something I randomly say all the time. Nobody gets its tho

  • @pec1739
    @pec1739 7 лет назад +322

    i am a chinese ethnic and i find this true + funny

  • @abhinavaggarwal5488
    @abhinavaggarwal5488 5 лет назад +15

    His impressions are so perfect..

  • @kookyanmol3443
    @kookyanmol3443 6 лет назад +124

    I seen this video for 4 times just to laught at his mimicry of chinese accent.

    • @kinkane5566
      @kinkane5566 4 года назад

      Similar to Việt also...

  • @user-lv1fk6xw7z
    @user-lv1fk6xw7z 5 лет назад +29

    Still hilarious as hell as 12 years ago

  • @shih-hsuanyu2940
    @shih-hsuanyu2940 4 года назад +12

    In 2010 I watched this first time and laughed like crazy. In 2019 I am watching this again maybe 100 times, BEST COMEDIAN OF THE AGE!

    • @SabreGamer
      @SabreGamer 4 года назад

      Yeah i grew up watching him

  • @AnandDharan-tf1jo
    @AnandDharan-tf1jo Месяц назад +2

    I first saw a video of Russell Peters’ Comedy Now show 20 years ago when I was in college. Yesterday I made a purchase somewhere that happened to come out to $34.50, and I couldn’t stop chuckling to myself as I was paying.

  • @eversunnyguy
    @eversunnyguy 6 лет назад +44

    This is hilarious. Anyone can relate to this. His mannerisms are sensational.

  • @yash1one556
    @yash1one556 5 лет назад +31

    I've watched this over 100 times I never stopped laughing 😂

  • @ArmadusMalaysia
    @ArmadusMalaysia 7 лет назад +103

    Still the best joke he made.

  • @cypresspuz
    @cypresspuz 7 лет назад +27

    This is spot fuckin on!!! chinese here

  • @akshittuli1211
    @akshittuli1211 6 лет назад +11

    This is one of his best performances !!!😂😂

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 года назад +7

    "Furty-fie dohlazz" 😂

  • @kanshityadav2841
    @kanshityadav2841 5 лет назад +16

    On point chinese logic & accent! Ahey🤣🤣🤣

  • @COSCOSBEATS
    @COSCOSBEATS 4 года назад +16

    I started watching this then thought, ‘ahh, I’ve seen this one.’ Still watched it & laughed though

  • @bae_arthur
    @bae_arthur 5 лет назад +87

    "Firty-five dowlahss"

  • @Payin_Attention
    @Payin_Attention 4 года назад +2

    Russell Peters' *Comedy Now* set is one of the all time best stand up comedy sets - ever. I've watched it at least a couple dozen times, and it kills me every time. This popped up in my suggestions and I HAD to stop what I was doing and watch this bit once more. And crack up laughing - once more. "Noooooo!" 😂😂😂 👍👍👍

  • @Ash-qp3sw
    @Ash-qp3sw 3 года назад +10

    When a unstoppable force meets a immovable object

  • @mojojocal8940
    @mojojocal8940 7 лет назад +40

    one of the best

  • @jacktheripper4731
    @jacktheripper4731 4 года назад +10

    That was one of the best Impressions I've ever seen! ^_~

  • @linkcubuspark
    @linkcubuspark Месяц назад +2

    I've watched this several times and still laughing my ass out! :D

  • @lordzson2700
    @lordzson2700 3 года назад +6

    i have watched this for over 50 times still laugh

  • @akuma4u
    @akuma4u 4 года назад +13

    I go to pacific mall all the time and ive been in this situation so many times and it always reminds me of this bit. Im also indian too which makes it funnier.

  • @alleycat2297
    @alleycat2297 5 лет назад +5

    This is still funny in 2018. This is actually the bit where I discovered Russel Peters. There was this kid in my school who was a big fan, and he impersonated him for a class activity, did the bit and had us all cackling. Memories. :')

  • @casperchristensen8354
    @casperchristensen8354 4 года назад +22

    "Be a man, doooooo the right Thing."

  • @nomispace5348
    @nomispace5348 4 года назад +1

    this is literally the BEST SHOW ever. I watched it 15 years ago and still cant get over this...

  • @rupkumarmurmu4840
    @rupkumarmurmu4840 6 лет назад +45

    26 people didn't do the right thing... BE A MAN! 🤗🤗

  • @doomane
    @doomane 4 года назад +10

    "todayyoucometomrrow i close down"" i lost it

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 5 лет назад +9

    Even his facial expressions turned like a Chinese person. This dude is extra talented!

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад

      *Lady Voldemort* I guess he practises a lot by doing voices and facial expressions of certain races. This why he’s so good at it. Practice makes perfect!😉

  • @jorgegaytan3012
    @jorgegaytan3012 7 лет назад +368

    347 people didn't do the right thing

  • @anupamsingh25
    @anupamsingh25 Год назад +1

    Even after watching this gig 50 times...i break out at ' hey, be a man!!'

  • @qazimax7637
    @qazimax7637 Год назад +2

    This is one of his best, watched 20 years ago, still very funny

  • @jenniferyu2828
    @jenniferyu2828 5 лет назад +37

    as chinese i certified this is so tru and funny omg i was exposed

  • @nekcobryant3958
    @nekcobryant3958 Год назад +1

    This just popped in my head from years ago 😂😂😂

  • @ElianeCristinaSusin
    @ElianeCristinaSusin 3 года назад +5

    I can't stop watching this. I laugh so much every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cyl0118
    @cyl0118 5 лет назад +10

    His accents are the bests

  • @elizabethjoseph1620
    @elizabethjoseph1620 5 лет назад +5

    That's the best of Russell Peters 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
      @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад

      Elizabeth Joseph (“This is) the best (from) Russell Peters!”😊

  • @farhadmiah8968
    @farhadmiah8968 3 года назад +1

    Absolutely one of my favorite of all time

  • @MrLeetwe
    @MrLeetwe 3 года назад

    I have watched Russell comedy for years and never get bored, he is the only comedian I am following

  • @jeromejoz5935
    @jeromejoz5935 7 лет назад +137

    This just happened to my mom last friday! Hilarious haha we're Chinese-Filipino by the way. The pain in my mother's eyes when she couldn't even get the price to budge - priceless. HAHAHA
    I think asians in general are cheap LOL Hahaha
    *You give me 30 dollars, I close down.*

    • @audioamateur
      @audioamateur 7 лет назад +2

      Jerome Joz *you give me 30 dollars, I close down

    • @jeromejoz5935
      @jeromejoz5935 7 лет назад

      I give you [the price] of 30 dollars, I close down.

    • @mrutunjayadhikari3587
      @mrutunjayadhikari3587 6 лет назад +6

      Asians are not cheap
      They are not fortunate enough to establish colonies like france england etc
      did.They have been sucked up dry.

  • @PriyeshDhoolab
    @PriyeshDhoolab 2 года назад +2

    We are lucky to experience your comedy. Absolute legend!

  • @thuydoan7496
    @thuydoan7496 Год назад

    Russell Peter's Chinese skit is the best. I never get bored of this skit.

  • @ashishdhakal6630
    @ashishdhakal6630 4 года назад +3

    Lights up mood everyday.

  • @kumarv4024
    @kumarv4024 Год назад

    you are the best man ... love your shows since Outsourced ...keep 'm coming

  • @nesher1eagle1
    @nesher1eagle1 5 лет назад +3

    This cracks me up so hard. This imitation is amazing 😁😁😁

  • @retf054ewte3
    @retf054ewte3 Год назад +1

    this is the best show of Russel Peters

  • @majid85
    @majid85 7 лет назад +126

    Finally you made it to RUclips.

  • @KatorAbaagu
    @KatorAbaagu 2 года назад

    Gold. Watching again in 2022!

  • @piedathemokona
    @piedathemokona 5 лет назад +40

    I'm Vietnamese Chinese Canadian and one time I was angry at a now ex friend and I went all "noooooo" in a serious way
    But seriously yeah us Chinese love to stretch the o in no. When we're angry we are angry

  • @Juckie44
    @Juckie44 3 года назад +1

    Russell jokes will never gets old. Legend there.

  • @Syed_MH
    @Syed_MH Год назад +1

    His mimicry was on Point😂👌

  • @ImanSabbahi
    @ImanSabbahi 6 лет назад

    Gotta love how he can do these many accents with such authenticity

  • @wiseman3911
    @wiseman3911 3 года назад +2

    Thanks Russell for making us laugh. Love you!

  • @pandiyanmanickam1768
    @pandiyanmanickam1768 3 года назад +1

    This is my favourite clip of Russell..be a man😂😂😂

  • @arashkordi7771
    @arashkordi7771 4 года назад +1

    This is one of the best stand ups of all time

  • @ranjitb68
    @ranjitb68 5 лет назад +1

    never gets old !

  • @thismodeleatsalot
    @thismodeleatsalot 3 года назад

    This never gets old

  • @abishekkalupahanage7549
    @abishekkalupahanage7549 3 года назад +2

    The I will have to close down tomorrow was dead ass accurate

  • @zhanarbekenova5079
    @zhanarbekenova5079 5 лет назад +1

    He is Awesome 👍👍👍

  • @rafaelhenck8169
    @rafaelhenck8169 5 лет назад +3

    That's a lifetime tagline

  • @susankande7461
    @susankande7461 7 лет назад +14

    Just hilarious!!

  • @bhaskarmothali
    @bhaskarmothali 2 года назад

    Legendary act!

  • @TheCancer833
    @TheCancer833 5 лет назад +7

    One of the funniest men in this world. 💕

  • @thisguy4397
    @thisguy4397 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣 thanks russ that brightened my day.

  • @shantelle1440
    @shantelle1440 10 месяцев назад

    Oh my goodness, still funny to this day 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 I miss when you were on tv

  • @av5084
    @av5084 3 года назад

    This is the best episode i saw.

  • @spr15
    @spr15 3 года назад

    Now that i have seen uncle rogers videos, i can vouch even more that russel is the best in getting accents right🙏🏽🙏🏽

  • @walcoman
    @walcoman 4 года назад

    That's gotta be the best impression and mannerisms of an Asian shopkeeper, unbelievable! 😂

  • @akhl9842
    @akhl9842 6 лет назад +14

    True. Indians bargain a looottt 😂😂😂

  • @jenniferyu2828
    @jenniferyu2828 5 лет назад +2

    the accent thoooooo i cried lfmaoooooooo

  • @Jameslawz
    @Jameslawz 2 года назад +1

    This is like a time capsule of good memories, anyone in University around this time knows whats up!

  • @imanjowhari601
    @imanjowhari601 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love u and bless u to make me laugh in this Shity situation ❤
    God bless u Rassel