Can/Should I Save this $1900 BMW 645CI??? (Hooptie Rescue Mission)

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @blurglide
    @blurglide 3 года назад +1942

    I agree with Ninja: the warning lights are probably burn out from overuse.

    • @stlswagger
      @stlswagger 3 года назад +45

      More like fuses pulled

    • @chictown
      @chictown 3 года назад +29

      At least do a scan on it and find out the other things that are wrong with it.

    • @rexe3139
      @rexe3139 3 года назад +21

      Warnings shows up in iDrive not just the cluster.

    • @Rock-Bottem1982
      @Rock-Bottem1982 3 года назад +32

      No, you saw them light up when Hoovie started the car up in the begining of the video

    • @Rock-Bottem1982
      @Rock-Bottem1982 3 года назад +26

      @@stlswagger No, it doesnt work like that. These cars are quite advanced, and you just cant pull fuses to turn of warning lights

  • @criticaljim1
    @criticaljim1 3 года назад +253

    The BMW logo must fade after 7 years, so the owners know their car has fully depreciated and needs replacement. It's the same technology as they use in toothbrushes

    • @SuperMohd1985
      @SuperMohd1985 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TheCobruhAlienat0r
      @TheCobruhAlienat0r 3 года назад

      There must not be a fix to the issue because Ford and KIA have the same issue with the paint on their badges fading away.

    • @SlawcioD
      @SlawcioD 3 года назад +1

      XD You made my day XD

    • @SlawcioD
      @SlawcioD 3 года назад +1

      @@TheCobruhAlienat0r in KIA it is not a bug but it is a feature. KIA have 7y guaranty so You know when its over even You no looking in to papers ;)

    • @gbekkema
      @gbekkema 3 года назад

      Hahaha

  • @grunthostheflatulent9649
    @grunthostheflatulent9649 3 года назад +552

    Hoovie - "It's going to cost more than I paid?"
    Johnny - "Oh yeah"

    • @kerrylewis2581
      @kerrylewis2581 3 года назад +17

      Oh Yeah with a big Ninja smile

    • @stevemonkey6666
      @stevemonkey6666 3 года назад +9

      And he cannot even go to Weezard for a second opinion. 😁

    • @iBcPirate
      @iBcPirate 3 года назад

      Johnny: 10:51

    • @murrayberg254
      @murrayberg254 3 года назад +1

      That goes without saying. The real question is will it cost more to repair than the cost of a similar one in good condition.

    • @BA-ue8lh
      @BA-ue8lh 3 года назад

      Yeah… not the wisest thing to say to a mechanic/businessman, IF you care about your money. Hoovie’s making enough dough not to worry about piddly $5k.

  • @AnonyMous-jf4lc
    @AnonyMous-jf4lc 3 года назад +32

    The 4.4 is a very easy engine to work on. It’s not hard to pull these motors and reseal them. I buy these all the time. I plan on pulling the engine and replacing the valve stem seal, timing chain guides (maybe the chain), coolant pipe, timing cover gaskets, valve cover gaskets, and alternator bracket seal for every one I pick up. It’s a weekend job at an easy pace.

    • @603adventures9
      @603adventures9 10 месяцев назад

      I'll pay you to fix mine lol pay flight to NH need my seals done 650 i

    • @AnonyMous-jf4lc
      @AnonyMous-jf4lc 10 месяцев назад

      @@603adventures9 I doubt you have all the tools I have and organized in the same way I do.

    • @ROmaniac21
      @ROmaniac21 10 месяцев назад

      is the same on the 4.8 thats on the 650's?

    • @AnonyMous-jf4lc
      @AnonyMous-jf4lc 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@ROmaniac21 yes, the n62b48 has the same issues

    • @midway2k718
      @midway2k718 7 месяцев назад

      @anonymous-jf4lc do u have a channel doing these jobs? Im looking to pick up a 650i and would love to do this preventative maintenance

  • @M539Restorations
    @M539Restorations 3 года назад +2205

    I hope you hit 1.3 million! If not, send it to Germany, I know a guy who knows a thing or three about these neglected turds.

    • @dgschindele
      @dgschindele 3 года назад +56

      I'm pulling for you!

    • @dgschindele
      @dgschindele 3 года назад +10

      But would you want it?

    • @kevinbarry71
      @kevinbarry71 3 года назад +37

      Love your channel, but please don't touch this thing

    • @thekongu100
      @thekongu100 3 года назад +35

      Now that is something i'd like to see!

    • @houseofno
      @houseofno 3 года назад +17

      Favorite neglected turds are either of your E32s or that E21.

  • @RazorFlix
    @RazorFlix 3 года назад +181

    Go for it! Jeremy Clarkson described the styling of this very car, like the artist was drawing a line and then all of a sudden died in the middle of the stroke. That's a good enough reason alone!

    • @fernandoroberts3591
      @fernandoroberts3591 3 года назад +1

      🤣😂

    • @adamk9652
      @adamk9652 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jordanseay216
      @jordanseay216 3 года назад +5

      I have to agree it isn’t much of a looker in my opinion.

    • @DrT1250
      @DrT1250 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ianmacdonald4163
      @ianmacdonald4163 3 года назад +3

      @SamtheCarGuy 06 you are under arrest by the grammar police

  • @forfluf
    @forfluf 3 года назад +354

    The rear of the car is perfectly designed, so that when it breaks down you a good grip when pushing it. :P

    • @MarcsGarage
      @MarcsGarage 3 года назад

      😂

    • @douglasvieira9338
      @douglasvieira9338 3 года назад

      😂

    • @cayman9873
      @cayman9873 3 года назад +4

      And push it you shall.

    • @jerodTSI
      @jerodTSI 3 года назад +1

      04 750Li with the liquid cooled alternator I worked on cost $1015 our cost in 2010.who design’s this stuff

    • @actuallypaulstanley
      @actuallypaulstanley 3 года назад +8

      We used to say similar about Skoda's prior to their VW buyout.
      Why does a Skoda have a heated rear screen? To keep your hands warm when you push it!

  • @rebeltvr6046
    @rebeltvr6046 3 года назад +182

    When your BMW mechanic says "Why?" that's not a good sign.

    • @mrbungle112loser5
      @mrbungle112loser5 2 года назад +1

      If the ninja only works on Asian import cars!
      He was like only oil change and basic maintenance
      I can’t pay rent
      I’ll sick with Germans cars

  • @urbanjungle9600
    @urbanjungle9600 3 года назад +129

    When your mechanic greats you with the word “Why”? You know you’ve royally screwed up! 🤣

    • @BenDeSwert666
      @BenDeSwert666 3 года назад +7

      I know right? His reaction is priceless! 😁

    • @Bicketybam68
      @Bicketybam68 3 года назад +7

      When the person that literally makes money off your bad choices questions your choices, you know you have a problem.

  • @beezalbub7325
    @beezalbub7325 3 года назад +78

    I'm of the opinion that the emblems are designed to fade intentionally, since the cars fall apart quickly BMW doesn't want people recognizing the brand when hoopdied.

    • @organiccold
      @organiccold 3 года назад +1

      In the 80s BMW bought millions of those emblems nd they still have stock that they use.

    • @derekbenedict5297
      @derekbenedict5297 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @jshlst
      @jshlst 3 года назад

      Clever lol I would never have thought of that

    • @andrewgarcia3136
      @andrewgarcia3136 3 года назад

      they have a nice patina when they hit the 20 year mark

  • @tombolin7168
    @tombolin7168 3 года назад +79

    Part it out . The one in Ninja’s shop needs a top . Sell the 3 remaining rims for 600 and the cats for 2 grand and give the money away.

    • @Teuchteronabike
      @Teuchteronabike 3 года назад

      You read my mind sir.

    • @montestu5502
      @montestu5502 3 года назад +1

      L&R cats on RockAuto are $1500 total…..

    • @robert039
      @robert039 3 года назад +3

      @@montestu5502 don’t be a prick. He was off by 500

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 3 года назад +65

    Person: "Why do you keep working on these cars?!"
    Ninja: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college"

  • @TMILP
    @TMILP 3 года назад +414

    Hoovie: Ninjaaa
    Ninja: WHY.
    I enjoyed that for some reason

    • @ZeroBlackfire
      @ZeroBlackfire 3 года назад +17

      Ninja *K N O W S*

    • @electi0neering
      @electi0neering 3 года назад +7

      I mean it’s a damn good question, of all the cars in the world, beater BMW’s….

    • @LMacNeill
      @LMacNeill 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, you know you're in trouble when your mechanic just shakes his head and asks, "Why?" when you pull up in a newly-purchased car. LOL! That made me laugh too hard, probably.

  • @TacticalOwl7
    @TacticalOwl7 3 года назад +268

    I watch this channel to hear Hoovie say: “Urination-Bob”

    • @blubb7711
      @blubb7711 3 года назад +17

      I always hear urination and not euro asian. xD

    • @phillipgardner5836
      @phillipgardner5836 3 года назад +7

      I'm always so confused when he pronounces it that way

    • @applelover98
      @applelover98 3 года назад +2

      @@blubb7711 Same here.

    • @mattrobinson5099
      @mattrobinson5099 3 года назад +14

      @@blubb7711 I didn't even realize it was Euro Asian, I thought it was Euro Nation.

    • @blubb7711
      @blubb7711 3 года назад +3

      @@mattrobinson5099 or is it Euro nation? Idk

  • @eaauto6182
    @eaauto6182 3 года назад +204

    I like to see Hoovie going back to his roots of buying the cheapest, crappiest used luxury cars and dumping tons of money into them for our entertainment.

  • @rcampbell4967
    @rcampbell4967 3 года назад +24

    I'm currently between cars. I totaled my Ghibli a couple months ago. A pillar of the community with a promising future stole a car and ran a red light going 80. It tore the front nose of my car completely off and broke both front axles. A witness to the accident told her husband to not stop and help because no one could have possibly survived that crash. Needless to say, I did with relatively few injuries. After the crash, I was able to simply open the door and get out. Yay to Maserati for designing a safe car! Unfortunately the pillar of the community with a promising future who ran a red light in his stolen car needed the jaws of life to extricate him. Immediately after the crash when I was able to think straight I checked on him. He wasn't wearing a seat belt and it was bad. I'll never unsee that.

    • @bobcervante3801
      @bobcervante3801 3 года назад +7

      Karma is a cruel mistress sometimes

    • @rcampbell4967
      @rcampbell4967 3 года назад +11

      @@bobcervante3801 Indeed. This happened in LA, though. He likely is out stealing cars at this very moment. LA doesn't protect law abiding citicizens from animals.

    • @JGL98
      @JGL98 2 года назад

      @@rcampbell4967 i feel bad for you 1, because no one deserves to get their called totalled by a thief and 2 you are in the shi*hole called LA

    • @ego8667
      @ego8667 Год назад

      What’s this have to do with the bmw being repaired?

    • @rcampbell4967
      @rcampbell4967 Год назад

      @ego8 LOL. Fair enough. Either I commented on the wrong video or something in the video sparked my comment. Not going to watch the video again to see. Thanks for asking!

  • @300DBenz
    @300DBenz 3 года назад +415

    Hoovie: “I’ll fix the car if I get 1.3 million subscribers by next week.”
    Me: *unsubscribes* “I’m doing this for your own good, Hoovie!”

    • @williamr3840
      @williamr3840 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, I'm going to do that too! IT'S THE BMW EFFECT! :0)

    • @glassvial
      @glassvial 3 года назад +5

      I thought I was already subscribed to Hoovie (oops) - welp, I'm not gonna start now! 🤣

    • @hmorris
      @hmorris 3 года назад

      Seriously that’s what I’m gonna do

    • @scottcol23
      @scottcol23 3 года назад +3

      "well the people spoke I lost 200K subscribers" lol

    • @natesquestyouknowthatsrigh8269
      @natesquestyouknowthatsrigh8269 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha

  • @300DBenz
    @300DBenz 3 года назад +309

    Hoovie: “It was $1900!”
    The look on Car Ninja’s face: “For a damn good reason!”

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 3 года назад +6

      Car ninja: "ya $1900 too much" 😂

    • @JREwing78
      @JREwing78 3 года назад +4

      Also: "Damn, I don't get paid enough for this!"

    • @myownsite
      @myownsite 3 года назад +2

      Hey, ninja should get to browse yachts too!

  • @ReverendNaughty
    @ReverendNaughty 3 года назад +146

    Scrap it, Hoov. That thing will be more of a curse than anything else for you, the person you give it to, the person they give it to, and the junkyard that scraps it in the long run.

    • @donmynack
      @donmynack 3 года назад +7

      It's getting scrapped soon no matter what, don't curse an innocent person with this money pit.

    • @johnchurch4705
      @johnchurch4705 3 года назад +3

      Give it to Samcrac or legit street cars ..

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels 3 года назад +1

      @@donmynack Endless money pit 🐴

    • @teamvideo1000
      @teamvideo1000 3 года назад

      You guys must all be Prius lovers!

    • @johnchurch4705
      @johnchurch4705 3 года назад

      @@teamvideo1000 😂😂😂

  • @melton6967
    @melton6967 3 года назад +2

    Got a beemer 2 yrs ago oil and tyre levels perfect drives like a dream.service regularly and will go forever

  • @wbrian507
    @wbrian507 3 года назад +326

    “Cut the cats out and sell the rest for scrap”…. Hoovie’s bank account

    • @moetarded7757
      @moetarded7757 3 года назад +5

      Go electric ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

    • @robertbeirne9813
      @robertbeirne9813 3 года назад +12

      Sell the top to that guy in Ninja’s shop.

    • @sergeantspeed5941
      @sergeantspeed5941 3 года назад +7

      @@moetarded7757 electric is boring.

    • @mr_canoehead
      @mr_canoehead 3 года назад +4

      How good are those cats in a car that burns that much oil? Probably clogged.

    • @blubb7711
      @blubb7711 3 года назад +7

      @@moetarded7757 Only your moms toys are electric.

  • @jm100368
    @jm100368 3 года назад +11

    Th fading emblem is a "timed" feature built in. By 100,000 miles, when the car has fallen apart and is blowing smoke they don't want others to be able to tell what kind of car it is.

    • @ekscalybur
      @ekscalybur 3 года назад

      Adjusted for inflation, this is a well above 6 figure car. Falling to pieces by the time it hits 100K on the clock is criminal.

  • @pppaybackkk
    @pppaybackkk 3 года назад +57

    "The Bangle Butt gave you something to hold onto" yes, while you pushed it to the next service station.

  • @douglashart2195
    @douglashart2195 3 года назад +20

    I never understood the freakout over this car's styling, I like them. Look great in my driveway!

    • @zsb707
      @zsb707 2 года назад +5

      Some say it's gorgeous, others that it's ugly as sin 😊. I own a 2010 E63 630i coupé and love it.

    • @johnjeffers1524
      @johnjeffers1524 Год назад +2

      i like them too. They are awesome

  • @OB928
    @OB928 3 года назад +88

    A flagship with built-in torpedoes that, when fired, circle back to itself.

  • @janelleallison3866
    @janelleallison3866 3 года назад +84

    Tyler: The rims are in great shape
    Ninja: I’ve never seen a rim with five cracks…

  • @theunpretentiousvegan8593
    @theunpretentiousvegan8593 3 года назад +87

    The faded badges are to let you know your BMW is expired and needs to be replaced.

    • @yambo59
      @yambo59 3 года назад +3

      Kind of like the battery life indicators on some AA batteries-lol

  • @prostreetimports
    @prostreetimports 2 года назад +2

    This may sound bad, but, I used engine oil stop leak for one complete oil service of about 5k miles. My hope was to expand the valve seals enough for it to stop smoking. I haven't ran the stop leak since and the smoking stopped. A friend of mine tried it and it also stopped the smoking. It doesn't cost much to try it.

  • @PaddyBoy644
    @PaddyBoy644 3 года назад +70

    2:57 people don’t realise that BMW actual designed that rear and with BMW reliability in mind so you hands would fit perfectly for pushing your broken down BMW to the side of the road.

    • @HumbleAlpha
      @HumbleAlpha 2 года назад +2

      Hahahhaha this one cracked me up 😂

  • @timwynn6079
    @timwynn6079 3 года назад +57

    Ninja's also only a few Hoovie's BMW mistakes away from getting his own yatch.

    • @johancoetzer2165
      @johancoetzer2165 3 года назад +4

      And a yacht as well

    • @odwatchguy
      @odwatchguy 3 года назад +3

      Car Wizard is up to 3 yachts, Ninja needs to get started with his fleet.

  • @johnfrei9057
    @johnfrei9057 3 года назад +30

    I never thought BMW’s would ever look worse than the Bangle era, but BMW said “Hold my beer”.

  • @Nissanboiii
    @Nissanboiii 3 года назад +40

    I always liked this body style.. I can’t be the only one!

    • @mpazs
      @mpazs 3 года назад +2

      Nope.

    • @RnWSolutions
      @RnWSolutions 3 года назад +5

      I have 2 so guess I'm with you.

    • @TheBORG580
      @TheBORG580 3 года назад +2

      E65 745i Still have one still runs and drives

    • @rudewhipz6199
      @rudewhipz6199 3 года назад +4

      I got a 645 ci with 177k miles

    • @thomasalsum2012
      @thomasalsum2012 3 года назад +1

      There is tens of us out there

  • @Shauma_llama
    @Shauma_llama 3 года назад +67

    A "gift" that should only be given to one's worst enemies.

    • @jaym9529
      @jaym9529 3 года назад

      Just ask 100%jake and his free Buick .😆

    • @MyRealName
      @MyRealName 3 года назад +4

      a trojan horse, only a hundred times worse. instead of killing you, it makes you suffer, every day

    • @jerrywilderman1569
      @jerrywilderman1569 3 года назад +1

      Just think what his "friends" get!

    • @PL-mu1cp
      @PL-mu1cp 3 года назад +1

      The gift that keeps on taking and taking and taking.....

    • @matthewdennett267
      @matthewdennett267 3 года назад

      @@jerrywilderman1569 salvage russian bentleys and "lightly grilled" ferarris😂

  • @nateavery2875
    @nateavery2875 3 года назад +77

    Sad its clearly been beat to hell. Ninja's face and expression, "why?" LOL

    • @MikeKayK
      @MikeKayK 3 года назад +4

      If it was beat to hell there would be more leaks and more issues. This thing was driven gingerly 🤣

  • @charlie1832
    @charlie1832 3 года назад +33

    Usually a bad sign when your mechanic grabs his face when he sees the car bought and asks why

    • @ArKritz84
      @ArKritz84 3 года назад +2

      A BMW mechanic seeing a BMW at that. Speaks volumes, doesn't it? 😂

  • @andreasvoss4931
    @andreasvoss4931 3 года назад +2

    I bought the same car same year plus the SMG trans with 75k miles on it last year. After A LOT of reading how they want to be taken care of(oil change 9 months or earlier and regular coolant changes) I must say after one year no issues with it......love this car....SMG is something to get used to of course....lol

  • @s.d.3236
    @s.d.3236 3 года назад +158

    Don't u dare "gift" that pile to some poor unsuspecting soul

    • @Onemoretake01
      @Onemoretake01 3 года назад +1

      Sorted pile 😆

    • @josuegranados3358
      @josuegranados3358 3 года назад +1

      😂😂👌

    • @00_rei90
      @00_rei90 3 года назад +5

      I'd take it

    • @razvanandreiparamon7762
      @razvanandreiparamon7762 3 года назад +1

      @@00_rei90 me too

    • @mikewilliams4947
      @mikewilliams4947 3 года назад +1

      I believe “unsuspecting” is key here. Otherwise I’m in. Had the big stuff taken care of. Ok. Cool car and seats 4 for short scenic drives.

  • @utdgaming1161
    @utdgaming1161 3 года назад +305

    tyler : BMW's are so bad
    also tyler : buys a BMW every week 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jw6188
      @jw6188 3 года назад +20

      Tyler: Buys a bmw for 1900 dollars.
      Also Tyler: why are these cars so bad?????

    • @lancairw867
      @lancairw867 3 года назад +5

      Once driven …always smitten 🤩

    • @fourutubez7294
      @fourutubez7294 3 года назад +1

      @@lancairw867 Once conned it's hard to back out .

    • @brandonupchurch7628
      @brandonupchurch7628 3 года назад +14

      Buying a new one every week is probably cheaper than actually fixing them

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 3 года назад +5

      His channel relies on cars breaking, to the point that sometimes he "encourages" them along.

  • @Gtrips07
    @Gtrips07 3 года назад +46

    The Bangel butt gives you a place to grab onto when mechanic is sticking it to you

  • @jeffjackson9679
    @jeffjackson9679 3 года назад +73

    I remember a time when BMWs with a straight six and a manual transmission used to be high quality and would last forever. What the hell happened to the company? Overly engineered garbage with a bunch of unnecessary tech that craps out as soon as the warranty is over.

    • @1mropz1
      @1mropz1 3 года назад +15

      Someone upstairs said, " our repair revenues are nothing compared to Chrysler, how can we improve that?"

    • @gerardmcmillan8591
      @gerardmcmillan8591 3 года назад +1

      Unnecessary tech sells. I'm old school.

    • @Drona_e30_m50
      @Drona_e30_m50 3 года назад +1

      BMW was already making crappy V8s at that time.
      M60/M62 with the timing chain guide failures etc.
      While they were making awesome M5x series straight sixes which were super reliable

    • @keithprinn720
      @keithprinn720 2 года назад +2

      same story for AMG and AUDI. Only Porsche has maintained it's reputation on sports cars and then their SUVs are rubbish too

    • @andrewvallner6926
      @andrewvallner6926 2 года назад

      The majority of that repair price is valve seals and gaskets. I'd hardly describe them as "unnecessary tech" - every car has them.

  • @egardner5978
    @egardner5978 3 года назад +80

    Fixing this would be akin to getting back with your ex. DON'T Do it.

    • @samiam5557
      @samiam5557 3 года назад +8

      He should video it being crushed and cubed.

    • @dallysinghson5569
      @dallysinghson5569 3 года назад

      But what if the ex always gave you the best rides of your life?

    • @ebutuoy4811
      @ebutuoy4811 3 года назад

      @@dallysinghson5569 Hump and dump.

  • @Koolicyde
    @Koolicyde 3 года назад +110

    That's the most expensive $1900 of all time.

    • @muskokamike127
      @muskokamike127 3 года назад +3

      If you think about it, if they are selling for $10,000 all sorted, and it will cost him $5000 to sort it, he's into it for $6900.....so he's in the black by $3100.00.

    • @tranc3porter
      @tranc3porter 3 года назад +7

      @@muskokamike127 And it will still break down after it's all sorted.

    • @Koolicyde
      @Koolicyde 3 года назад +5

      @@muskokamike127 $5000 to sort it mechanically... but the interior was rough... paint was rough... do we know the mileage? I don't see $10k there.

    • @renetnk
      @renetnk 3 года назад

      @@muskokamike127 With this price its 100% profit. In this condiotion you cant find any under 5-6k € here in central europe.

    • @quixomega
      @quixomega 3 года назад +3

      I think this car has negative value.

  • @jimmysuperduty1484
    @jimmysuperduty1484 3 года назад +45

    When you need hooptie content a BMW is a sure thing

  • @Altair6306
    @Altair6306 3 года назад +7

    I really love the stile of the series 6 BMW. It has this more simplified vibe.

  • @lilchopin1
    @lilchopin1 3 года назад +27

    you know it’s bad when even Johnny asks ‘why’

  • @RogerM88
    @RogerM88 3 года назад +80

    Sell it for parts, or drive until the engine grenades it self.

    • @DM0407
      @DM0407 3 года назад +2

      -Subs with wife's account, one closer to 1.3m subs.
      Or suffer.

  • @yep-that-happened
    @yep-that-happened 3 года назад +40

    Hoovie should take all his BMWs and enter a demolition derby.

    • @onelyone6976
      @onelyone6976 3 года назад +1

      He should take one of his hooptie beamers to the 24h of lemons race

  • @gryfandjane
    @gryfandjane 3 года назад +78

    Ah yes, the “Bangle Butt.” If his career had taken a different path, we might be talking about “Mercedes Bunz.” ;-)
    Seriously, I think this is a nice old car that just needs some TLC. But then I can be really generous with Hoovie’s money.

    • @2kcars507
      @2kcars507 3 года назад +2

      Alfa Arse or Fiat fanny were also possibilities.

    • @mattmatthews5414
      @mattmatthews5414 3 года назад +1

      He might’ve been able to save Pontiac. And we’d have a decade of less ugly BMWs.

    • @Orcawhale1
      @Orcawhale1 3 года назад +2

      The funny thing is that it's not even designed by Chris Bangle.
      It's actully Adrian van Hooydonk, that's responsible for this and the 7 series.

    • @zsb707
      @zsb707 2 года назад +1

      @@Orcawhale1 That's true, but Chris Bangle was the head of design at the time.

    • @zsb707
      @zsb707 2 года назад

      @@mattmatthews5414 Less ugly? How about today? Plus some say that the E63 and E64 are gorgeous (there's a lot of people who think they're ugly as sin though).

  • @Michael_Lorenson
    @Michael_Lorenson 3 года назад +400

    "Only 106k miles." That's only about 30k miles beyond its useful lifespan.

    • @vuurkoning
      @vuurkoning 3 года назад +20

      nah thats about 106K miles over any BMW's usefull lufespan (with some exceptions)

    • @alfonzo9289
      @alfonzo9289 3 года назад +2

      Factsss

    • @gavinschulte3017
      @gavinschulte3017 3 года назад

      106?

    • @nsbioy
      @nsbioy 3 года назад +2

      @@vuurkoning no, BMWs are good while under warranty

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 3 года назад +1

      @@nsbioy you missed the "useful" part.

  • @jmuench420
    @jmuench420 3 года назад +367

    I'm all for these rescue missions but I'd say put this one to rest.

  • @markdaugherty6378
    @markdaugherty6378 3 года назад +15

    Always enjoy seeing Jonnies expertise at work, please let him do his magic on this one

  • @sprezzatura8755
    @sprezzatura8755 Год назад +1

    By the very same car brand new and it drove beautifully. The design of the convertible has held up beautifully. It's not a difficult engine to work on. When you consider what 70's era. BMW 2002s are going for, these cars start to make sense.

  • @matt554
    @matt554 3 года назад +53

    Start saving some old Saab's Hoovie.

    • @crz95
      @crz95 3 года назад +4

      hell yes

    • @romeoalphafoxtrot9517
      @romeoalphafoxtrot9517 3 года назад +3

      At least they are reliable.

    • @bryanmarsh9886
      @bryanmarsh9886 3 года назад +3

      And Saabs are worth saving. Let this BMW die.

    • @ironymatt
      @ironymatt 3 года назад +1

      That's just what the world doesn't know it needed, a Saab story from Hoovie!
      ... and out the door I go

    • @AxnerSaab
      @AxnerSaab 3 года назад +1

      Agreed. Quirky and amazing cars. For me, they are underrated. Reliable cars and from what I know Hoovie actually likes Saab for their quirkiness.

  • @hottubz1965
    @hottubz1965 3 года назад +91

    When Ninja facepalms as soon as he sees it...priceless!

    • @chriseaton2730
      @chriseaton2730 3 года назад +3

      Did you notice there was another one next to it in his shop?

    • @XXGunzNClipzXx
      @XXGunzNClipzXx 3 года назад +2

      Lol yeah cuz he knows he’s going to have to fix it and can’t send him away xD

  • @warrenphillips69
    @warrenphillips69 3 года назад +15

    "In the bin!" to quote mighty car mods.

  • @krazeekalvin
    @krazeekalvin 3 года назад +4

    My son was wishing he could find a deal like that and thinking how cool it would be to drive it to school, until he heard how much the repairs were going to be. He takes his driving test Tuesday. He has a lot to learn about life and hopefully avoiding deal's like this one.

  • @colfhax
    @colfhax 3 года назад +114

    you know its bad when the Ninja goes "WWHYYY" Enter it in a demolition derby and put it out of its misery

    • @creamofbotulismsoup9900
      @creamofbotulismsoup9900 3 года назад +1

      What I would really like to see is a clapped out Rolls Royce in a demolition derby, it would probably be lot less pathetic to watch.
      I think a better option would be to have Aging Wheels do a destruction review on this Bavarian crap heap.

    • @thedaimlerden
      @thedaimlerden 3 года назад +1

      @@creamofbotulismsoup9900 There’s lots of Silver Shadows in demo derbys you can see here on YT

  • @MrManBuzz
    @MrManBuzz 3 года назад +23

    The Ninjas reaction at the start could've been the entire video 😂

  • @robertastk
    @robertastk 3 года назад +28

    When Ninja asks you "WHY" you know you just made a huge mistake 😀😀😀

  • @jonnyares1
    @jonnyares1 3 года назад +2

    I’ve got a 650i and have had some of these repairs done as well. The good news is there are a few aftermarket options for the valve seals that seem to sure up future issues. Been going for 18 months strong as a daily; All in all, It’s worth it

  • @birdhater7563
    @birdhater7563 3 года назад +193

    “Incredible BMW Flagship.” The only flag you will hoist on a pole for these BMWs is a white flag.

    • @nissan6541
      @nissan6541 3 года назад

      Lmao!!

    • @samuelgoodman2825
      @samuelgoodman2825 3 года назад

      Awesome,Totally Awesome

    • @jaapaap123
      @jaapaap123 3 года назад +1

      I don't know, what colour flag is normally used on a shit barge?

    • @ErnstDetailing
      @ErnstDetailing 3 года назад

      HaHAA good one

    • @8DAM
      @8DAM 3 года назад

      Or an upside down 🇺🇸

  • @JStryker7
    @JStryker7 3 года назад +21

    "It gives you something to grab onto..." smooth

  • @kevinredden
    @kevinredden 3 года назад +35

    I love when Tyler says it isn't going be cheap and the Ninja gets this huge grin and agrees it's not going to be cheap. Lmfao. Tyler I love the show as always

  • @ScuuBdoo
    @ScuuBdoo 3 года назад +14

    When the wheel is held together by the tyre its definitely a hooptie 😂

  • @FunYl
    @FunYl 3 года назад +29

    Like we say here in Brazil, nothing is more expensive than a cheap BMW.

    • @rparello
      @rparello 3 года назад +1

      Frase muito utilizada pelo grande Paulo Korn, o maior fanboy e, ao mesmo tempo, crítico da marca.

  • @fitfogey
    @fitfogey 3 года назад +50

    If there are no warning lights in that car the bulbs are out.

    • @miked5444
      @miked5444 3 года назад +6

      Or just burned out from being permanently on.

    • @rexe3139
      @rexe3139 3 года назад +4

      Warning messages show up in iDrive not just the Gauge cluster.

    • @bitrexgm
      @bitrexgm 3 года назад +5

      @@rexe3139 ^ The brains of this operation has arrived lol

    • @nslouka90
      @nslouka90 3 года назад +4

      You can see when he starts the car that all the bulbs light up.

    • @fitfogey
      @fitfogey 3 года назад +1

      @@nslouka90 You can see that but can’t see the joke.

  • @kskplayz2753
    @kskplayz2753 3 года назад +116

    Get him to 1.3 million so we can waste his 5,000 dollars lol

  • @audio-video-stereo
    @audio-video-stereo 3 года назад

    I have a 2005 645ci. It has gone through the works mechanically speaking. Just 3 months ago - alternator bracket leak, valve stem seals, timing chain cover leak, head gasket leak, new AC compressor, Oil change and new battery. They pulled the motor out and fixed everything. It was 6200 bucks at AGA in Escondido, Ca. I have rattle canned both the front and rear bumpers in the past and they look fine. Car has 140k miles on it. All these cars have the same problems. Aside from the leaks and normal wear they perform well. Or you can spend 8k on a nice used Honda.

  • @Potatofarmer1898
    @Potatofarmer1898 3 года назад +38

    Just for no CEL I’d say it’s a survivor. I’m all in! Rescue her and she’ll make a good driver!!

  • @jayammons3834
    @jayammons3834 3 года назад +63

    If this was a 90’s 8 series I’d say save it however it is not.

  • @BamaPewPew
    @BamaPewPew 3 года назад +68

    Lol I can’t subscribe more than once Tyler.

    • @tomrohlfs5538
      @tomrohlfs5538 3 года назад

      You can make more accounts lol.

    • @BamaPewPew
      @BamaPewPew 3 года назад

      @@tomrohlfs5538 lol true, I won’t be though

  • @unsigned1138
    @unsigned1138 3 года назад +1

    I just repaired the valve stem seals on my car, engine doesn’t have to come out. AGA tool gets it done a lot quicker. That said, with the awful alternator bracket leak…might as well pull it and do a full reseal.

  • @oliverwallace3211
    @oliverwallace3211 3 года назад +19

    Personally speaking I love that hoovie saves so many hoopties. There's so much waste in society and it's even nicer when he gifts them to someone deserving. The ninja benefits with income and hoovie earns some RUclips add money. What's not to like. FIX IT! FIX IT!

    • @AliG-rc6ox
      @AliG-rc6ox 3 года назад +1

      Fix a reliable car, not a piece of plastic that isn't worth a cent, and will endlessly break down on the daily.

  • @rpavlik1
    @rpavlik1 3 года назад +20

    The dripping in the side of the frame at the end is really chef-kiss level.

  • @chadpunte1731
    @chadpunte1731 3 года назад +40

    I'd like to see if this car could turn a profit from selling parts etc quickly.

    • @stevemorris270
      @stevemorris270 3 года назад +4

      Seems like someone willing to take the time to part it out could make thousands.

    • @chadpunte1731
      @chadpunte1731 3 года назад +1

      @@stevemorris270 yeah, but I'd like to see just much he could make in like a couple days.

    • @montestu5502
      @montestu5502 3 года назад +2

      Best idea yet.

    • @2steaksandwiches665
      @2steaksandwiches665 3 года назад +1

      I don’t know if it’s worth the time. These aren’t cars people keep anymore: they have no future collectibility either

  • @tmmurphy
    @tmmurphy 3 года назад +2

    5:33 Ahhh...that chime brings back memories. I inherited one of these and a 5 series (his daily driver) from my dad when he died. It was a beautiful car in great condition. However, his stories about the exorbitant repair bills and the many times I saw the 535i on a flatbed, plus our monthly (bonding?) trips to the mechanic spooked me. Had I kept it the car, it would have ended up like this one (in need of repairs I couldn't or wouldn't afford, so I sold it to his best friend. There is no such thing as a cheap BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar etc.

  • @10minutelessons83
    @10minutelessons83 3 года назад +19

    "Cut the cats out and scrap it" - You're killing me Smalls!

    • @warren.effting
      @warren.effting 3 года назад

      Sandlot, nice reference " you're killing me smalls" my 5 year old and I say that to each other all the time and she thinks its hilarious lol

  • @dadbodforlife
    @dadbodforlife 3 года назад +50

    Get rid of the 6-series and film the white Cabrio that’s on the hoist.

    • @Wawawalulu
      @Wawawalulu 3 года назад

      He's made video of the Sl before....

    • @richardjameswellingtoniv9682
      @richardjameswellingtoniv9682 3 года назад

      You’re late as fuck man. That’s already an old ass video

    • @dadbodforlife
      @dadbodforlife 3 года назад

      @@Wawawalulu that’s not an SI.

    • @Wawawalulu
      @Wawawalulu 3 года назад

      @@dadbodforlife oh on the hoist. Yeah, that's neither white or a convertible mate. There's one white convertible and that's a 300 Sl.

    • @dadbodforlife
      @dadbodforlife 3 года назад

      @@Wawawalulu very beginning of the video. Back left of the shop.

  • @MarkVinewood
    @MarkVinewood 3 года назад +28

    As the saying goes: If the check engine light on a BMW is not on, then the bulb is most likely broken.

  • @bodytolson7390
    @bodytolson7390 3 года назад +1

    This car is right up my alley! My E38 was in worse condition and now it's my daily and I'm almost finished with 90s Volvo. I need to find me a cheap 6-series soon

  • @Gene1969
    @Gene1969 3 года назад +10

    When the Car Ninja asks you "Why?" with a FML look, you might want to reconsider the purchase.

  • @Goatcha_M
    @Goatcha_M 3 года назад +133

    I'm starting to think his BMW obsession is just masochism.

    • @misterx3492
      @misterx3492 3 года назад +10

      No it's cheap drama for content mainly lol

    • @HappyHarryHardon
      @HappyHarryHardon 3 года назад +1

      Also sadism because he makes videos and makes us watch.

    • @Goatcha_M
      @Goatcha_M 3 года назад +4

      @@HappyHarryHardon We don't have to watch, I've skipped 3 of the last 5 BMW ones, and 2 of the last 4 SUV's.
      Not that they are bad vids; but it gets to a point where you've seen one bad BMW or oversized Toorak Tractor, you've seen them all.

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 3 года назад

      Hoovie makes money from this crap

    • @friguy4444
      @friguy4444 3 года назад +1

      @@misterx3492 Exactly. Click bait every time. Trash the Bimmer and get views.

  • @ajw828
    @ajw828 3 года назад +7

    Definitely need to uphold your reputation and go through with this! Let’s go 1.3M!!!

  • @painkiller8159
    @painkiller8159 2 года назад +2

    I missed out on one of these last summer it had 60k mikes and cost $13k. Such a good looking car. If you get it sorted out it will be a great starting point for the next owner to continue on with the maintenance and little issues that will pop up. But you would have given the car a start on its life extension. I’m interested if it becomes available. 👍

  • @scott8919
    @scott8919 3 года назад +48

    Not since Nancy Kerrigan have I heard such an iconic sounding "why???"

  • @JW-ni7gr
    @JW-ni7gr 3 года назад +147

    Hoovies continuing series on why to never own a BMW.

    • @kristians2704
      @kristians2704 3 года назад +5

      I’d love to own a BMW

    • @TEFLONDONTRUMP2024
      @TEFLONDONTRUMP2024 3 года назад +11

      They're amazing cars...
      When they work!

    • @brandonw465
      @brandonw465 3 года назад +3

      i went to look at a beautiful 2013 535i xdrive 1 owner full service history since new, car needed over 14 grand worth of work

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 3 года назад +9

      Maybe buy a decent one, and not a beat down 1900 bucks flagship, and sou get a reliable one? It isn’t that hard

    • @davidchappelle3212
      @davidchappelle3212 3 года назад +2

      From what I’ve seen on this channel BMWs are a great car to lease. Hope he doesn’t curse someone with this car.

  • @gamby16a
    @gamby16a 3 года назад +154

    Mechanically totalled at 104k is some impressively horrid engineering.
    It's worth more than $1900 in parts, but why would Hoovie recoup his money?

    • @acelectricalsecurity
      @acelectricalsecurity 3 года назад +33

      BMW's knackered after 100k miles, yet a lexus with a similar mileage is just getting started

    • @justinlangley9522
      @justinlangley9522 3 года назад +9

      @@acelectricalsecurity what about the australian Built ford falcons 104k miles for a 4 litre barra is just getting run it engines good for another 3 - 400k miles of HARD driving .

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 3 года назад +7

      Selling parts is a job though… not free money, costs time.

    • @justinallen9358
      @justinallen9358 3 года назад +6

      @@justinlangley9522 It's because they're dinosaur engines, there's nothing really to go wrong. Especially since they were so underpowered in terms of power vs displacement. Big lazy engines will always last the longest, compared to overstressed small engines. Gotta love the Barra's though 😁

    • @felixf4378
      @felixf4378 3 года назад +7

      Seriously crap cars. My first car was a 2005 civic with 100K miles. I managed to get another 100K miles out of it. The only repairs I had to get done were the steering pump, blower motor, oxygen sensor, door locks, egr valve, and that was pretty much it. Did most of them myself too. The car still runs but I rarely use it nowadays.
      BMWs look great but I'm not rich enough to just throw perfectly good money away. I rather get a Lexus if I want something nice.

  • @jaykennedy7927
    @jaykennedy7927 9 месяцев назад +1

    I bought my 2005 BMW 645ci for $150.00 guy said it was a bad transmission. I put a new IVM module in and it works great. My daily driver now.

  • @blurglide
    @blurglide 3 года назад +35

    With these basketcases, you should just give 'em the Whistlin Diesel treatment. Edit: you could actually do a collaboration video and both pick up a lot of subs

    • @BlueTrane2028
      @BlueTrane2028 3 года назад

      Lemons.

    • @clarkscat9386
      @clarkscat9386 3 года назад

      Bread.

    • @BlueTrane2028
      @BlueTrane2028 3 года назад

      @@clarkscat9386 Not a shopping list, run till dead on track.

    • @ReverendNaughty
      @ReverendNaughty 3 года назад +2

      Like I don’t even care for WD, and his antics with trucks that are pretty much fine. But at least these cars don’t matter.

    • @clarkscat9386
      @clarkscat9386 3 года назад

      @@BlueTrane2028 5 Apples

  • @gerndttobias
    @gerndttobias 3 года назад +50

    Hoovie: picks out one of the cheapest most neglected bmws in the country
    Also hoovie: why are bmws so bad
    You get what you pay for, thats it

    • @PWarren4
      @PWarren4 3 года назад +5

      Yes, the shtick of buying an old ragged out, neglected and generally destroyed BMW and bitching for 15 minutes about how awful they are - is getting old.

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 года назад +2

      @@PWarren4 all old BMWs are ragged out. All of em. This channel is just a warning on meeting your heroes nowadays.

    • @blubb7711
      @blubb7711 3 года назад +3

      because they are crappy german rentals desinged for 120.000km.

    • @PWarren4
      @PWarren4 3 года назад

      @@cavalierliberty6838 yes, that’s correct and I understand. But many, if not all the auto youtubers have worn this out. I’d prefer videos about positive ownership experiences. Bashing BMW’s is a low hanging fruit dead horse.

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 года назад

      @@PWarren4 you want positive owner experiences? Find a channel that buys hondas, toyotas, chevies, or ford trucks.

  • @louisianahighballproductio6954
    @louisianahighballproductio6954 3 года назад +56

    I wouldn’t give this car to my worst enemy, total disaster.

    • @spencer9352
      @spencer9352 3 года назад +1

      @Johnny Chimpo true

    • @blackjack3355
      @blackjack3355 3 года назад +3

      @Johnny Chimpo “great condition” for maybe a day, a week at most, before everything goes to hell again and will cost 1k per part. These cars are never ending nightmares

    • @bitcoochie4093
      @bitcoochie4093 3 года назад

      @Johnny Chimpo clearly you’ve never owned a bmw 😂

    • @carlbeaver7112
      @carlbeaver7112 3 года назад

      @Johnny Chimpo Having worked at a BMW dealer... you'd be better off owning a fifty year old boat.

    • @bitcoochie4093
      @bitcoochie4093 3 года назад

      @Johnny Chimpo clearly you’re not much smarter if you can only afford to drive a 100k mile bmw

  • @toofast0253
    @toofast0253 3 года назад

    I used to buy and sell Corvettes and decided to branch out into Beemers. One of the top three mistakes in my life (the other two involved women). My epiphany came one day when I was cleaning a Vette and a Beemer that were the same year. The weathersealing around the Beemer's windshield was comng off in chunks. The Vette? Not a crack or chip anywhere.

  • @Reynolds_p1
    @Reynolds_p1 3 года назад +19

    See how many of wizard’s boats a 645 can clear whilst being jumped into a lake??

    • @grad0n
      @grad0n 3 года назад +1

      You win!

  • @ficoe39udovcic40
    @ficoe39udovcic40 3 года назад +10

    That "WHY" at the beginning was flawless 😅

  • @plonkster
    @plonkster 3 года назад +7

    Window regulators on a BMW. Reminds me of my E46 and the zip-tie reinforcement everyone did (even on a new replacement).

  • @robertdeanwhittemore6462
    @robertdeanwhittemore6462 3 года назад

    Yes u should save this BMW because u can do a sick build on like widebody, aftermarket head and rear lights, big Wang, FI exhaust, canards and diffuser for front and rear.

  • @bradcollins9647
    @bradcollins9647 3 года назад +13

    Beside from the Chris-Bangler-Styling it would be a nice car. If repaired. Price for mechanical repair sounds fair, then fix the interiour (seats etc) and voila, there is an oppulent car with lots of luxury. And then - take care of it. Most people don't do this and that's why cars like this occur in that state.

  • @Windows98R
    @Windows98R 3 года назад +14

    Now I’m convinced he gets a brand new rug every episode.

  • @tjarsun
    @tjarsun 3 года назад +38

    Sell it for parts and move on to a more interesting project!

  • @MrCams2011
    @MrCams2011 3 года назад +2

    This & the 750 have always been a dream… I always wanted one!