the audio and link to the voice actor's twitter account : cooldisks101/stat... cooldisks101?s=09 my patreon for any generous people out there : / spineapples
if i see a child walking around as tricky and i tell them "nice madness combat costume" and they reply with a "it's from friday night funkin" i'm gonna commit a hank moment
The whole point of the game is basically Boyfriend tries to have s3x with girlfriend but then a whole ass of people disagrees and starts rap battling you
You see a kid and you think “oh he is using his green sheets to be a green ghost” and then they turn around to reveal that they have a paper plate on their face Yeah that sounds like a nightmare
Pro tip: Dress up as Daddy Dearest, and if you find a Boyfriend cosplay, proceed to kick the shit out of them. It's much more fun than using rocket launcher, and it's also canon too!
The "shoot annoying children" joke is a bit overplayed at this point, but the line "moats are definitely festive this time of year" absolutely floored me, this was beautiful.
Nono, he would be THE winner of the purge. Not only does squidward have no friends, he does anything he can to get yellow annoying sponges away from him. The true Sigma Squidward Grindset
We live in an age where kids thinks saying boop while wearing a costume whose whole adjective is to get laid is the coolest thing to do during Halloween. Let that sink in
You just walk up to his house after getting through the gauntlet and when the door opens a giant healthbar appears with the words “Squidward the Reflector of children”
As for the weapon, i can only suggest Direct Hit due to it's increased damage upon a direct hit with the projectile. Although you cannot take out entire groups with a single explosion, The DH is excellent for taking the pests from a bigger distance, more reliably. Hell, bonus points if you manage to scare them off into your horrible neightbour's household!
@@dehydrated1 Although stock is a plausible option, it's a bad idea to use it because it will send the victims in the air, making it harder to deliver the fatal blow. Further, it's dangerous because they might escape and seek vengeance next year
I'm making what is essentially a mix of a wendigo and a skinwalker for my costume this year, if I see a child dressed as a FNF character, I will not hesitate to charge at it.
This year will be far more scary than a normal Halloween. Is there anything worse than seeing a 12 year old dressed as Pico doing to spooky dance while rapping? Nope didn’t think so.
Boy it'd be so cute to see some kids dressing up as characters from one of my favorite games! I love to see them happy. Then again I'm not a cynical internet troll who's never seen sunlight.
Thank you squidward for this amazing tutorial, I was terrified that my house would become a nesting site for this parasitic gathering. I certainly wouldn't want to transform into Some 12 year old with a gun! 5/5 stars.
I should do this next Halloween in case I'm not going Trick or Treating. I'm just gonna set up the loudspeakers that put Jason Derulo's Wiggle on a bit quieter volume so my neighbors don't get *too* inconvenienced, but also for 24/7 so at least the groups of children, a lava moat with minecraft ghasts around it to incinerate the swarms of children, and of course multiply galling guns around my home. There are also other features however. For example I need to set up the beehives, cement mixers, security cameras, more cement mixers, the projectors with body horror on them, even more cement mixers, some horrifying grafitti, a lot more cement mixers, realistic eyes on the walls, and *one* more cement mixer just for good measure (oh and robo arms for each cement mixer). For this to work I'm gonna have to break into Jeff Bezo's house, *and* I will need to steal someone's identity so I don't get arrested. Now I'll be right back I need to call someone who works at Amazon.
Speaking as a grown adult in the FNF fandom (and thus, considering the people who made it and the subject matter, seemingly the target audience), I'd give the kids props. The second they start rapping, though, the door's getting slammed.
I honestly dont care if the kids dress as FNF characters (the designs are cute and i like the game) Its only when they start to “BEEP BOOP BOP” at my doorway…in that case they get endless raisins
A fair, fair point. Also you just brought up something I haven't even thought of yet (the kids going as fnf characters) Just the thought is enough to petrify the soul down to it's very core, and even worse, so little have yet to realize Friday Night Funkin' is an INNUENDO FOR SE- I mean- reproductive intercourse (though the intent of such reproduction is usually the exact opposite goal and desire for most ongoers of such a common activity these days)
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The fact that it is a possibility we will be seeing little kids rapping each other with fnf costumes is the one thing that keeps me up at night
Same
Fuck that.
Why is it that parents can’t seem to keep their kids underraps
The hell is wrong with that? They’re kids. Let them do what they want to do, cringe or not.
@@GuyWhoPlaysWarhammer ever heard of a joke
What’s funny about this is that this is incredibly in-character for squidward, i’m honestly surprised this isn’t official lol
I hope Nickelodeon copyright claims this so that it will become canon
@@MetalSonic1994 Honestly same.
Considering that in the stop motion halloween episode he attacks kids with giant garlics
Then yes, completely in character
No way he was WAYYY too happy lmao
420 likes... *nice*
There is little more I enjoy than seeing Squidward smiling and genuinely happy.
Of course, at the expense of other innocent people
"shoot annoying children" is best enjoy Halloween
Wether you love him or hate him, you gotta admit…
He’s got style
who tf would hate him bro 😭😭😭😭
@@woomythewoomyml3768 sweet and innocent kids and also spoiled kids that still do not understand real world
@@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho9842 gOoD pOiNt
@@woomythewoomyml3768 oh well but unfortunately reality is going after them one day in a cruel way
@@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho9842 indeed
This is definitely what squidward does whenever he sees spongebob and patrick
Good
Can we get an Adult Swim spinoff movie of SpongeBob
Fax
@@Breakaway-ic5gj Well actually if it was on MTV or Comedy Central
And if that doesn't work he goes to crazy dave
"Setting up traps, so FNF kids know, in no uncertain terms, to *GO AWAY!"*
okay...
Reference to that one Christmas special I see
if i see a child walking around as tricky and i tell them "nice madness combat costume" and they reply with a "it's from friday night funkin" i'm gonna commit a hank moment
Ima dress up as auditor. If not, I'll do spamton.
@@nightmaresans7588 See a Trickster from the Funk community, just say “YOU’RE A REAL [BIG SHEEYUT]”
@@nightmaresans7588 now that's 2 costume choices any [big shot] would do
Of they want war, we'll give em war!
You could also just show them MC. Is this community allergic to doing something rational?
A year later and this still makes sense.
The worst part about kids dressing up as fnf characters is that the game comes from a community thats adult themed
Yes .___.
And people get mad because it's not a kid game
Parents: "wHy dIz gAyM hAz aDuLT thEeMz? HoW dEr dEy iNsUlT mA kIdZ?"
"Perhaps they suck at parenting" moment right there
The whole point of the game is basically Boyfriend tries to have s3x with girlfriend but then a whole ass of people disagrees and starts rap battling you
Anyways, more fandoms, have a same criteria.
I’m not even joking I was just thinking about squidward and then I got this notification 💀
damn, you are a psychic
Why the spine apples were you thinking about squidward
Yknow just thinking about squidward, as we all do on a daily basis.
@@Boyo-real why wouldn’t he be thinking about squidward
I've been bout -bees- Squidward
This is why we need more squidward happy moments, he is very helpful
Squidward actually seems like a pretty nice guy
you noticed this now?
The costume I'll be dreading is how many kids will dress as Dream
Hahahahhaah….yeah oh that’s gonna be really bad
Same
and fnf characters
OH I COMMENTED BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO SHIT
You see a kid and you think “oh he is using his green sheets to be a green ghost” and then they turn around to reveal that they have a paper plate on their face
Yeah that sounds like a nightmare
Pro tip: Dress up as Daddy Dearest, and if you find a Boyfriend cosplay, proceed to kick the shit out of them.
It's much more fun than using rocket launcher, and it's also canon too!
“Daddy Dearest, Everyone Fearest.”
That’s something dd would actually do
@@severalcakes3267 “hehehe that is me”
"it's canon!" lmao
@@severalcakes3267 r/Cursedcomments
Wow, thanks Squidward!
Now I know to carry actual weapons for my “Quiet Kid” costume!
:D
It's funny because I'm seeing this on my recommended again in October a year after this was posted.
The "shoot annoying children" joke is a bit overplayed at this point, but the line "moats are definitely festive this time of year" absolutely floored me, this was beautiful.
If there was a weapon designed specifically to destroy children, it would be called the "Baby Boomer"
@@omarpikm2101 omg that’s great
@@omarpikm2101 GENIUS
@@omarpikm2101 L O L
@@omarpikm2101 haha
The reason why Squidward would survive the purge.
Nono, he would be THE winner of the purge. Not only does squidward have no friends, he does anything he can to get yellow annoying sponges away from him. The true Sigma Squidward Grindset
scout?
The reason why he would survive the purge is because he lives underwater, not America
@@tonygomez_72 lean guy?
Yeah that’s right!
Well, Squidward always was one bad day away from becoming a villain. Can’t say this surprises me.
I feel like Fun Facts with Squidward should be a series
The ending where squidward asks everyone to stay safe and have a happy Halloween is pretty wholesome and nice
Still doesn't detract from the pure cynicism given by the rest of the video
@@extrapathos That kinda makes it better.
me who just leaves the lights off: years of academy training wasted!
I’ve learned so much stuff from this video this is life changing
this is why i'm going as america's #1 rated salesman 1997
Well you must be a [BIG SHOT] before you lose your [kromer]
Nice and [[Extremely Unusual]] and original [Big Shot] costume choice
I'm going as the goose from goose game
Thank you squidward, I needed this for Halloween because I don’t wanna be the next FNF mod..
wouldnt it be funny someone made a fnf mod out of pure spite
I found you Junior
I doubt you even have a chance of becoming a mod with that subscriber count- lets not kid ourselves
@@trypomaniac6198 Everyone can become an fnf mod nowadays. Nobody is insured. Nobody.
@@trypomaniac6198 wow thanks, our lives sure are enriched thanks to you saying that
on the next episode:
“fun facts with squidward before your trial”
"First, unlike many western civilisations, the United States still employs the death penalty for people who feed little children to sharks."
@CanOfSpam “this is america we’re talking about” let’s just ignore the 6 other continents.
We live in an age where kids thinks saying boop while wearing a costume whose whole adjective is to get laid is the coolest thing to do during Halloween.
Let that sink in
Jesus christ, and the kids don't know?
@@Zach-ATTACK Kids are stupid, I think that got established a loooong time ago.
Kids dressed up as squid game characters
**you under estimate my power**
This is exactly in character for squidward
Squidward continues to be relatable, he's based xD
*Brsed swidgerb*
U either die a SpongeBob or u live long enough to become a squidward
@@TheMadDoc49 *spomglebog never dies*
@@THE_YURINATOR spinterbonk is an unknowable evil. You can only avoid it, for killing it is impossible
i bet on jesus christ that somebody will make a mod about this
These weren’t really even facts, but they were sure fun.
You just walk up to his house after getting through the gauntlet and when the door opens a giant healthbar appears with the words “Squidward the Reflector of children”
Had me fucking tears🤣
This comment is hilarious. I normally get annoyed when people say this, but this is an underrated comment.
Instantly spared if not wearing costume
@@mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac however
If you want the loot you are gonna have to wear a costume to fight him
@@son1c_gamer yeah true, I think it depends on the costume
This is so in character for squidward, Nickelodeon will copyright this any day now 💀
*Remember, if this gets copyrighted, it's canon*
*One year ago*
And this still proves why octopuses are smart
🤣😭 This was hilarious and I definitely got in touch with Squidward’s feelings toward trick or treaters! Great video, animation, and visuals!
As for the weapon, i can only suggest Direct Hit due to it's increased damage upon a direct hit with the projectile. Although you cannot take out entire groups with a single explosion, The DH is excellent for taking the pests from a bigger distance, more reliably. Hell, bonus points if you manage to scare them off into your horrible neightbour's household!
Stock is good
@@dehydrated1 Although stock is a plausible option, it's a bad idea to use it because it will send the victims in the air, making it harder to deliver the fatal blow. Further, it's dangerous because they might escape and seek vengeance next year
@@Noapplicab man to bad I’m “to old for Halloween” because I would totally cosplay as medic
I would recommend the BFG if you have it, in case of Satanist kids
Can i use the phlog as well?
Tankman himself helped Squidward pick out his choice of weapon.
but!1!1!1!1 he is hloding the rockt lawnchair from tf2!!!!
Kids: tankman from fnf?
squidward then has a mental breakdown for 12 minutes 57 seconds
Ummmmmmmmmmm :/// sorry sweatie, that's the rocket launcher from TF2 🤣🤣😂😂🤭🤭🤨🤨😑😑😒😒😒
@@ziqrsx O NO, EVERYTHING BUT NOT THE LAWN CHAIR FROM TF2!!
I just suddenly realized that little kids will be dressing up as Huggy Wuggy this year 😳
Horrifying
oh dear god no
started as a game for mature people and loved by everyone
ended up as kid's food and youtuber's farm.
damn.
Yep
As does everything. FNF is no different to, say, undertale, or fortnite.
The curse has already affected Squidward, soon the entire world will be FNF, im really worried about the future.
If that does happen he will be the last to turn
We must fight back I'll get the trumpets
Beep boop beep beep bop
@@Blue-fg8vt what should i use the quad barrel shotgun or the rpg?
@@justaflyingskelatonwithatr3859 il get the M1 abrams
I'm making what is essentially a mix of a wendigo and a skinwalker for my costume this year, if I see a child dressed as a FNF character, I will not hesitate to charge at it.
(insert left 4 dead horde theme with skinwalker screeches and screaming children)
I’m scared how confused the FNF kids’ parents will be. Fear comes with a gift card for even more Fear, I always say.
Could you maybe post a video showing it off on your channel? I really wanna see it!
Thank you Squidward, your a true hero!
I'm Watching this before Easter and it is still completely hilarious
I forgot that FNF is about to be a year old now.
OH NO
I’m glad it could emulate a digital baby in its first year. Specifically it’s fandom.
Yeh
Jokes on you, Squidy. I have no fucking halloween in my country.
same lol
@Dead Dawn Ukraine, baby
hahahah relateable
Sae :D
Same
GF has a beard meaning that is infact an adult, *which is even more terrifying*
This was a helpful tutorial! Thank you Squidward!
Squidward continues to be the most relatable character ever
"Those little kids are the only people I know who can rap Friday Night Funkin' music... FOR TWELVE HOURS!!"
the irony of this being added to spongebob parodies is hilarious
Snotty boy: Dresses up as skid/pump in their fnf design
Titan: Dresses up as skid/pump in their sr pelo design
Snotty boy glow up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
?
Titan would actually dress as a guy with dragons in his fingers,many snakes in their legs and wings
Oh wait, you are talking about megamind titan
I tried this and "accidentally" killed the whole cast of Friday night funkin
Good
friday what now is no more
Good
Good to qnow
You deserve a medal
This year will be far more scary than a normal Halloween. Is there anything worse than seeing a 12 year old dressed as Pico doing to spooky dance while rapping? Nope didn’t think so.
I know what’s worse. A group of 9 year olds pretending to be Dream and his friends.
@@oof4077 why is everyone saying this, dream fans are all 14 year old girls who don't do halloween because they don't leave their bedrooms
@@oof4077 That happened to me last Halloween saw a kid dressed up as dream and I never cringed that hard in my life
@@plantgum because they wanna be fucked by the Christmas lights they hung along their walls
Boy it'd be so cute to see some kids dressing up as characters from one of my favorite games! I love to see them happy.
Then again I'm not a cynical internet troll who's never seen sunlight.
“And if all else fails, be sure to carry weapon on you at all times”
Me and the fellow engie from the local 2fort: “it’s showtime”
Bro I’m handing out candy this timing is perfect
I’m more confused on the implications Squidward owning a shark has on Spongebob lore than the fact he has a rocket launcher.
How would godzilla interact with the spongebob characters?
@@cupcaketf223 Probably like the giant monster in Monster’s Inc. People just casually greet him as he passes by and he roars back.
@@conquestanddeath4406 Yeah.
Slaves
I mean, there’s also underwater lakes animals get caught in so the shark could’ve got caught in the lake by squidward tricking it to fall in
Squidward looks like he gonna survive the Squid game.
Well duh
Why do you think its called the *squid* game?
He runs the games
I can confirm this
@@10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 FACTS
Nobody could have expected squid game to pull out the rug this Halloween
the way this just puts the cherry on top of the original video. like u just completed every joke with the right sound/visual, it's so perfect
With all these fandoms it's gonna be like the purge this halloween
well i guess me and my little brother will be in the deltarune part of that.
Oh well time to get some materials for spamton ig
@@nightmaresans7588 that's very [[BIG SHOT]] of you
Dunno where y'all live but I've never seen a single kid in my neighborhood dress up as a popular game character or internet celebrity in my life.
Thank you squidward for this amazing tutorial, I was terrified that my house would become a nesting site for this parasitic gathering. I certainly wouldn't want to transform into Some 12 year old with a gun! 5/5 stars.
Damn, that kid dressed as the FNF guy got blown up so hard the ground beneath him turned from blank white void into grass.
This is a true Halloween survival guide
Geez man squidwards voice is still so smooth even tho hes say something about death
This actually feels like a Spongebob plot episode
I'll watch all the Boyfriend cosplayers and the Squid game pink guards duke it out in the confort of my house, thank you.
10/10 squidwards methods worked perfectly! Would recommend!
Squidward is cultured. I never thought I'd say it
this is why i live in a country where we don’t celebrate Halloween
Same
Thank you Squidward. Now I can do whatever I want to these kids on Halloween.
Squidward is probably the best character to state this fact. Thank you.
Hey SpongeBob look at my clarinet solo!
*Shoots SpongeBob with a handgun*
Uh oh that was not my clarinet!
I mean i don't mind the costume, as long as it's a good looking costume, I'll give the Best candy
The worst gets raisins
frickin legend
Cold blooded tricks
No no your doing it all wrong!
*Give them the blood flavoured jellybeans...*
the worst gets fake candy that is made of glossed polymer clay
what? I sculpt clay
edit: I have reached *fame*
Raisins are pretty good too!
The fact I got recommended this on October 1st just makes it better
Fun Fact: Squidward devours children.
For breakfast!
Ah yes, my favorite Squidward Community College's lection " Fun facts with Squidward"
I forgot there was a squidward college. where do i apply again?
@@mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac at the squidward dab location
@@MomongaOffical i see. Thank you!
That’s a really impressive Squidward Impression.
Why thank you kindly!
@@cooldisks101 did you work on this video?
@@dr.vibecheck2953 no he was the voice for squidward it was a animation of one of his videos
T'was a good impression indeed.
I should do this next Halloween in case I'm not going Trick or Treating. I'm just gonna set up the loudspeakers that put Jason Derulo's Wiggle on a bit quieter volume so my neighbors don't get *too* inconvenienced, but also for 24/7 so at least the groups of children, a lava moat with minecraft ghasts around it to incinerate the swarms of children, and of course multiply galling guns around my home. There are also other features however. For example I need to set up the beehives, cement mixers, security cameras, more cement mixers, the projectors with body horror on them, even more cement mixers, some horrifying grafitti, a lot more cement mixers, realistic eyes on the walls, and *one* more cement mixer just for good measure (oh and robo arms for each cement mixer). For this to work I'm gonna have to break into Jeff Bezo's house, *and* I will need to steal someone's identity so I don't get arrested. Now I'll be right back I need to call someone who works at Amazon.
Happy Halloween squidward!
0:52 Everybody gangsta till Squidward Starts Rocket Jumping house to house
In Christmas. He launches presents instead. *but it still explodes.*
@@cassidycaroll what is in the presents is pipe bombs
Speaking as a grown adult in the FNF fandom (and thus, considering the people who made it and the subject matter, seemingly the target audience), I'd give the kids props.
The second they start rapping, though, the door's getting slammed.
THANK you! I’ve been looking to get those kids away. The moat helped so well!
Squidward do be keeping us safe
Man the squidward energy of this short was perfect. Good job!
Squidwards giving tricks instead of treats.
Halloween is coming up again and I have once again returned to seek Squidward’s advice
squidward know's this from all his experiences from dealing with SpongeBob and Patrick
When I imagine a defense system I think of upgrading my doors to sheet metal and adding a shotgun trap for good measures, just in case they have C4.
Wow wasn’t expecting a Rust joke.
I honestly dont care if the kids dress as FNF characters (the designs are cute and i like the game)
Its only when they start to “BEEP BOOP BOP” at my doorway…in that case they get endless raisins
What is wrong with raisins :( (Algo I agree with everything else on your comment)
@@cometaHavoc Raisins are amazing!
The design isn’t cute
The have fat cheeks with no nose, a small body and big ass feet, there is nothing cute about that
@@cometaHavoc raisins aren’t candy and some people don’t like them, so you’re either fucking them over or giving them a better alternative hehe
give them toothpaste
it's that time of the year again lads
A fair, fair point.
Also you just brought up something I haven't even thought of yet (the kids going as fnf characters)
Just the thought is enough to petrify the soul down to it's very core, and even worse, so little have yet to realize Friday Night Funkin' is an INNUENDO FOR SE- I mean- reproductive intercourse (though the intent of such reproduction is usually the exact opposite goal and desire for most ongoers of such a common activity these days)
Squidward is my role model now
I also think that these precautions could also work when people dress up as dream smp people
Definitely.
Oh hell no, yeah we are doomed
@@BirdClubExplored Indeed
NO NOT THE SONG THE CRINGY SONG!
@@100element3 "I wear a mask with a smile" the kids sang in a demonic voice. "For hours at a time" They won't go away.
I may be the child, but I do fear those kind of children
Funny how this video is in my RUclips feed before Halloween starts thank you algorithm
Phew, thanks for the tips! Was getting worried the spike pits wouldn’t hold up this year
“Right that down, right that down!”- Spongebob
I don’t know why this is in my recommended, but I sure am glad.
Fun Facts with Squidward reminds me of Silly Songs with Larry the Cucumber