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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Today we discover the meaning of "girl dinner". I roast my subscribers' attempts at cooking. This is rate my plate. Subscribe for girl dinner.
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i love how the comment section is always split from “thank you james you saved my life” to “you make my day a living hell”
lmao
i love how as soon as someone posts a video, people start commenting on the video without watching it
POV: it's the same person
@@stephanie794yep he makes my life a living hell
@@xoeyofficial ay we gotta remind him we hate/love him.
James’s girl dinner is going to be the souls of the innocent
*poor
The innocent, the poor, furries, cringe people, and people with shit taste in music.
gurl DILLAAAA
*diller
Wait no that’s mine 😔
i love how much james's audience has changed over the past like 3 years
You mean hasn’t changed 💀 we’re all still children at heart
@@Clown_cos not what they were talking about
Yeah, into the worst shit ever
We havent changed one bit😭
@@Malbert.real💀
If you’re wondering, Conchas are actually just a type of sweet bread topped with a little layer of sugar to look like a little clam hence the name it’s honestly my favorite pan dulce
This, the thing is that in different hispanic countries words are use different, and in Chile we have like 100 words for penis or pussy, and concha is one of those
@@limejuice6564so like.. which of the 100 words do you use?? can you just pick and choose? is there a contextual aspect or do you just wake up and decide to call it a certain one…?😭
@@starboy.x so, theres a lot of different aspects that can affect the way a person says it, including his social circle and even his social class
It also affects with what jokes they grow up with, for example, someone who grow up with "Tula jokes" (joke that came from a video recorded by students) would use more the word "tula" than other one to refer to the dick.
And the context also affects, depending of the person than you are talking and the entonation, if you are talking fast you are gonna use shorter words, and if you are telling someone you are gonna have a sexual encounter with their mother you would probably use "pico" but im not sure why is that the most use in that situation.
When teaching body parts to kids or in a conversation with your grandma is mostly use "pilin" or just the biologically right term "pene" (literal translation, right word).
And always, and i mean ALWAYS when someone is using a synonymous of dick in another context (so such as ""pico" dulce" an argentinian candy or "el pico de la montaña" peak of the mountain) someone is gonna loudly laugh
And theres a lot of others example that i can give if you want
(ps:I don´t have the best english, srry c:)
@@limejuice6564 This was genuinely super interesting lmao
In Argentina "conchas" it means pussy xd
james' girl dinner is going to be the tears of his audience
maybe otto or his uti as dessert
@@helluvamlp with a side of half the country of mexico perhaps?
Concha is genuinely a type of mexican sweet bread
The beauty of there being so many different spanish dialects is that an innocuous word in one dialect means something very sexual in another
i remember my non-mexican latin friends used to make fun of me for saying i loved them and i had no idea why until i asked my older sister 😭
@@jennifervasquez Exactly and I absolutely love that, where I live (Argentina) when we use the word "pico" to us it means beak, like the beak of a bird, but in other latin american countries it just means penis lmao
The Chocotorta is incredible. For those of you who don’t know, dulce de Leche is basically caramel (but better), so the cake is a mix of chocolate, the top and bottom of Argentinian cookies, kinda like Oreos but not really, and it ends up kind of like a mousse in the middle. Must try!
James not knowing about baby corn is hilarious bro
james plate is always 1000/10
That chocotorta look absolutely scrumptious. Delicia Argentina 10/10
Chocotorta my beloved, que cosa más rica 😍😍😍
As a croatian,i was so very surprised to see ćevapi lmao
agreed, but the actual cevapi looked so unseasoned :(((
@@Purge_Boy honestly yeah,they also look a bit dry😭😭(btw i love your miles pfp
same but those chevapis 💀 were so unseasoned and undercooked so
Također
been cut off from the world for the last week as I had no service. Rate my plate 1 has been the only video I had downloaded so I’ve watched it a total of 23 times this week
James Marriott viewers are so funny, I love how two of us used the same trick and it worked both times❤️❤️
a man who isn't afraid to call youtuber products shit
This is exactly what I need to watch when I'm too sick and can't eat
4:33 sorry for the headache bestie xx can confirm it did slap
everytime i see your videos i just think about how worse my days about to get tyyy
We have put this man through hell
Jack Manichristmascookie is a masterpiece James, idk what u talking abt
How does James have the least subscriber's of the EBOYS he's hilarious
always eat when watching james, feel incredibly called out rn. Anyone else??
YESSSSS NEW JAMES MARRIOTT VIDEO
Can't wait to ruin my day with this
not the tangled earphones 😭
food in the thumbnail looks so incredible bro
scared and confused for james
Thanks for everything 🎉🎉
3:59 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES (i was so scared he wouldn't like Chocotorta)
1:41 I watched this last night and agreed with James because I was looking at the nuggets and thought the chips/fries (sorry I'm American) were green beans
NOT THE IANTHONY CAKE FOR ONE SECOND
I think it’s kinda crazy that the reason I found James Marriott is because I saw my mum watching him and now she doesn’t anymore but I do
I mean I just eat potato stars and chicken nuggets, gotta love when the potato and chicken are the same colour of beige
WHY ARE YOU SEEING PO** AGAIN?? lmaoo this video was hilarious. I scrannn!!!
8:42 gurl DILLAAAAAA 💅💅💅
This was one of the videos he posted before he passed ❤ rest well, we’ll always remember this video 🕊️
There is a cremation ad below this video and idk what to make of that 😭
Bro I love ur content, thank u for posting so often🙏🙏💖💖💖✨✨✨✨
The joy of seeing a Chocotorta at 3:46 Vamos Argentina!!
the way james pronounced Ćevapi lmao ❤
THIS MAD AND BROKE MY DAY. THX
petition to re-title this scran or ban
last thing I’m watching before I go to school, fml
GURRLL DINNERRR GURLLL DINNER GIRL DINNER
8:52 🤓☝️
Concha is a bread from Mexico is the bread for excellence when you gonna drink some café de olla or atole (another drink from here),is the best selection for a breakfast
That bread is G O D
Is the best bread that you can eat e v e r
And have distinct flavors
Concha de chocolate,concha de fresa,concha de vainilla and more
James I haven’t eaten in 3 days please let me out of the basement
THERE WAS NOODLES IN THE RAMEN!!! 9:35 I made it would know, they’re under the sheer amount of everything else 😂 Also , pak-Choi is so good Wtf do you mean James , that broke my heart
Who’s been cooking your guys food bc it’s so good when cooked right 😭
Accidently had my volume full and didn't realize. Its 5 am pls
James is my discomfort streamer :D
3:47 teaching british pleople what a good dessert is 🚬🚬🚬
more james content yayyy
thank god he's back
You need to call this scran or ban
OMG BASED
James looks so good and skin looks so good beautiful man
James was so real for the bok Choy thing like omfg it’s so overrated I hate it sm it tastes like ass somehow even tho it’s just water. I cannot describe the physical pain it brings me when I’m eating a good ramen and I just bite into that absolute piss. Like it’s chewy for no reason and it tastes so bad omfg I canttttttt
Girl dinnerrrrr
Okay but i actually loved James's fit in this stream
MY SMOSH GAKE MADE IT IN !!!!
YEAAAHH JAMES!!
r u pan?
@@BobDUBSZ Yes I am
@@LoveChupieTV sameee
@@BobDUBSZ a fellow pan :D
You’re welcome for the thumbnail
New stream idea:
Scran or ban. Viewers send in the things they have made recently, if it’s a scran, they stay, if not, ban
3:18 JAMES THAT’S A CHICKEN WING
got so hungry watching this video i had to pause it, go to the shops and get stuff to cook a feed
That thumbnail is so real, my tummy currently hurts even though I ate a yummy girl dinner :(
ALSO JAMES SAUSAGE RAMEN IS VALID I DONT LIKE NORMAL GAMMON OR CHICKEN, I have it w vegan nuggets or sausage 😭
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@tglzrFRRRR, I’m drinking peppermint tea to try and fix it omg :(((
@@googoogaga7986 i will send you the cure via magic, whooooosh
The bravest thing anyone can do is survive a tummy ache
@@RealHampterreal 😭
this video woke me up from coma thanks james
James uploading on my birthday and ruined my day
James the Fries in that second image genuinely are Green
my indian arse wants to cry looking at that ‘chai latte’😭😭
Haha the smosh cake just got me😂😂
YALL WHILE I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO the girl I liked texted me and told me that she likes me and we are now dating?? This is crazy y’all. I just thought it was funny it happened while watching JAMES Mister marriot
valid takes
In All seriousness, you can’t watch a james video with out laughing at lest once even if your trying to not laugh your going to at lest one time. HES ACTUALLY SO FUNNY
BIG MAZZAAAA
Rate my plate name idea, "Scran or Ban: the hardcore Rate my Plate."
james you cannot say that about otto this man is insane lmao
this man ate his entire ass cat
I've been wondering when this would come out.
Hi I love ur videos! I’m SO subscribed ✨
I can’t tell if James’s audience loves or hates him
Girl dinner in thumbnail is goated
Watching this on the toilet cuz i got loose motion 😃
James, I wasn’t Subscribed and you just reminded me to subscribe!
completely random but i swear i saw you at a pantomime as a pirate trying to get a girls heart that turns out to be gay but i was too scared to ask
I was just punching a wall and i miss clicked on this video and this pissed me off even more to the point i punched an actual hole in my wall. Anyway i'll still watch this but i just quite literally punched a hole in my wall.
I feel this comment on a spiritual level
I DIDNT GET A NOTIFICATION FOR YOUR LIVE EARLIER WHAT
Just a gamer eating a girl dinner
how does someone have the exact same food opinions as me
except for the bean thing
James not knowing these Hispanic dishes ignorantly culturally hurts me 😭
Marriott dinner
i introduced james marriot to my uncle
i love having my girl dinner its so good (its just tomatoes drowned in salt)
Ahh my first time in stream watching you, and you banned me, but used the clip!!! 😂 harsh.
9:10 just so y'all know, the meaning of concha depends where your from
jack manibald
hi marriot man
My scrunkly poo
Argentina siempre presente 💪🏻💪🏻
Concha actually mean "shell" but on other parts like spain concha well yeah mean pussy but on Mexico we use to call "concha" a type specifically of more like bread and it's because it's look like a shell that's why it is call "concha"
OMG LEO AND SCAR GOT IN THE STREAM HELL YAH
7:47 trauma twins tbh bc same
I don't really like chocotorta but...OID MORTALES EL GRITO SAGRAAAADO 🇦🇷🇦🇷
Mr beast ✨why did he say it like taht 😭 1:07