Joey's Advice

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  • @gutterwaif
    @gutterwaif 4 месяца назад +390

    Eight year old Kaiba had some damn good ideas tbh

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 месяца назад +4

      *like for myself in my 8s, when I thinked money was everything since I could do anything with it, better than me in my 80s and I don't think I can ever reach that age*

    • @johnlucas2838
      @johnlucas2838 4 месяца назад +23

      I mean, Kaiba is listening to his Eighty year old self anyways. Think about it, Eighty year Kaiba would be like, "Yeah, go and build it Kaiba, you know Eight year old you thought it was inefficient but he still thought about it which means he must have wanted one, build that jet."

    • @chompythebeast
      @chompythebeast 3 месяца назад +1

      "Against the fundamentals of capitalism!"
      "That sounds sweet..."

  • @guardiannorth
    @guardiannorth 4 месяца назад +410

    “Yet dragons can fly” sent me

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 месяца назад +7

      *I mean, he had Osiris, or iSlaiFeR as we all call him*

    • @PennyDreadfulllXIII
      @PennyDreadfulllXIII 4 месяца назад +1

      The delivery

  • @thetheory6159
    @thetheory6159 4 месяца назад +64

    Live your life according to TWO people, Kaiba. Not just your 8 year old self.

  • @planetbob6703
    @planetbob6703 4 месяца назад +154

    You gotta live your life based on the approval of two people.
    Yugi and Kaiba. If your decision pleases both of them it means you're a great duelist!

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl 4 месяца назад +32

    Years later when Kaiba travels back in time to duel the pharaoh one last time before he dies , he will think to himself
    “Shit was Joey right!?!”

  • @iansynge7656
    @iansynge7656 4 месяца назад +92

    ...I was legimately expecting Yugi to hear Kaiba's opinion on Joey's advice, and then take the OPPOSITE viewpoint of whatever that opinion was.

  • @MatvaNabor
    @MatvaNabor 4 месяца назад +176

    I should outsource my judgement for the day more often

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 месяца назад +3

      *I will not be alive at my 80s, and at my 8s I wanted money more than anything since it can buy anything, today I would just want a reality warping power of avoiding consequences of ALL of my actions without any repercussion, so even if I killed someone I would not even need to dispose myself from the bodies*

    • @thomashowe1583
      @thomashowe1583 4 месяца назад +5

      Lots of people do. Tell me, how many people base their opinions of things they haven't seen off of reaction videos/reviews?

    • @jcs3146
      @jcs3146 4 месяца назад

      @@GAarcher what the hell archer?? Go fight in another war or something!

  • @lpcaiser
    @lpcaiser 4 месяца назад +92

    "My name is not Kelba." On a side tangent, the fact that Seals are Good are into Star Wars as well as Yu-Gi-Oh! is a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 4 месяца назад +299

    I seriously wonder what “seals are good” have for education, because it appears like a deep dive of social studies, philosophy, ethics, politics and psychology. Then he choose to use these to make silly videos on the internet and I think that’s really admirable

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 месяца назад +23

      *Like...Dragon's can fly because Kaiba has enough money...and the pharao already saw it happening in his age but with magic*

    • @gamechimp
      @gamechimp 4 месяца назад +5

      *She

    • @laststrike4411
      @laststrike4411 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@gamechimpHe**

    • @Melonposting
      @Melonposting 4 месяца назад

      @@laststrike4411***Xe

    • @shiningstar737
      @shiningstar737 4 месяца назад +3

      @@laststrike4411 they***

  • @KINGD353
    @KINGD353 26 дней назад +1

    Your advice was great Joey.

  • @DuelingCharisma
    @DuelingCharisma 4 месяца назад +5

    “We’re all going to reach a point where we have more days behind us than in front of us” damn that hits hard…

  • @digitalparker
    @digitalparker 4 месяца назад +42

    Casting pearls before swine it looks like

    • @burgerlord7530
      @burgerlord7530 3 месяца назад

      I dunno they brought up a good point about dragons being able to fly

  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 4 месяца назад +45

    I love how 8 year old Kaiba had more common sense than present Kaiba about the Bkue Eyes jet.

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 4 месяца назад +12

      Dragons fly and jets fly, so why wouldn't you make a dragon jet yourself if you owned billions of dollars?

    • @kay_faraday
      @kay_faraday 4 месяца назад +5

      yeah bit it looks frickin sweet

  • @hwaryun7042
    @hwaryun7042 4 месяца назад +63

    A laughable sum

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, taxes would wipe out that money in his life time.

    • @KeterMalkuth
      @KeterMalkuth 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Mikewee777 If properly leveraged, that sum would pay less in taxes proportionately than 100K, at least in many U.S. states

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 4 месяца назад +16

    How am I supposed to know how I would think at 80 years old?!

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 4 месяца назад +2

      Ask your parents , oh wait.
      Kaiba is adopted !
      Kaiba became everything he hated about his adopted father .

    • @Riftrender
      @Riftrender 4 месяца назад +5

      If at 80 you look back and your feelings of satisfaction outweigh your regrets.

    • @dersaegefisch
      @dersaegefisch 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@RiftrenderMeaning the advice is absolutely useless until then. Kelba was right!

  • @Dante_YL
    @Dante_YL 4 месяца назад +38

    I have no idea what that is or what the original scene is like
    But
    This is great

    • @ChildofChrist1983
      @ChildofChrist1983 2 месяца назад +1

      If memory serves me correctly, the original scene was screencapped from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters episode "Battle For The Bronze: Part 1"

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 4 месяца назад +45

    0:35
    Well damn.

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 месяца назад

      *Pharao never lived in a age where woman could speak, he is....I mean those where sure to be the good old times*

  • @dracosmith7781
    @dracosmith7781 4 месяца назад +2

    Joey is the only one in character yet it's pretty funny

  • @davidshain8673
    @davidshain8673 4 месяца назад +86

    It's actually not bad for the pharaoh to judge that particular piece of advice on Kaiba's reaction.
    Because, yourself at 8 and yourself at 80, doesn't mean as much to a guy who's 5000 years old.

    • @GAarcher
      @GAarcher 4 месяца назад

      *I mean, he is the pharao, he saw the dragons flying and had a million kilograms of money in his ass all day*

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 4 месяца назад +5

      Because Yu-Gi learned nothing , even when a elderly Kaiba went back in time to humiliate the pharoah in person .

  • @Strichea
    @Strichea 4 месяца назад +3

    “I agree with Koiba”
    “My name is not ‘Koiba’”

  • @SSNNPBCC
    @SSNNPBCC 4 месяца назад +3

    Unironically that's good advice just change 80 to 70 so it's more realistic.

  • @gofriskyourself-truepacife6025
    @gofriskyourself-truepacife6025 4 месяца назад +24

    I like to imagine someone gave him this advice and he just wanted to sh#@ on the idea in the best way possible

  • @samoilenko3887
    @samoilenko3887 4 месяца назад +1

    That’s so funny, i’m loosing it. Please, keep going, your channel will be in World Heritage list one day

  • @germanvisitor2
    @germanvisitor2 4 месяца назад +4

    Everyone not being voiced by LittleKuriboh feels weird.

  • @Raymond-gr3bd
    @Raymond-gr3bd 4 месяца назад +1

    Poor pharaoh. Realizing how psychotic kaiba is 😂

  • @CygnusLaboratorys2056
    @CygnusLaboratorys2056 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't even know what's happening I'm still entertained

  • @BobbityBob
    @BobbityBob 4 месяца назад +9

    I agree with Koiba

  • @Ashadar_Resouley
    @Ashadar_Resouley 3 дня назад +1

    how in hell am i meant to make my 80 year old self happy when my 80 year old self likely wont ever exist because i don't want to live that long being 80 sounds boring as fuck

  • @vantablackecho
    @vantablackecho 4 месяца назад +1

    Yugi’s sass is on point, especially when compared to abridged 😂😭☠️

  • @puppetseducer
    @puppetseducer 4 месяца назад +1

    I know it's not relevant here, but I freaking love your mello and Near/Matt videos. Mello was my favorite character from Death Note. They just crack me up. 🤣

  • @Draco137YT
    @Draco137YT 4 месяца назад +2

    Dear Joey,
    You say my decision to let Kaiba be the judge of your advice is arbitrary, yet judging your advice myself would also be arbitrary.
    Curious.
    -Yugi Mutou
    Founder, Turning Point Battle City

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako 4 месяца назад +1

    Kaibas speech was lowkey genius

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 4 месяца назад +2

    80 year old me is telling me I should care more about the age of retirement, because he'll probably still working in this global economy.

  • @cookies23z
    @cookies23z 4 месяца назад +2

    I mean, the only reason that isnt good advice is because its supposed to be 7 and 77
    then you can put the ages together to get 777 and be lucky your whole life

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate 4 месяца назад +2

    I outsourced my judgement to Lord Baphomet the other day, and now I'm stu--I mean, blessed--with a warehouse full of grass seed.

  • @Darth_Xionn
    @Darth_Xionn 4 месяца назад +1

    So true, Koiba.

  • @williamfarley3794
    @williamfarley3794 4 месяца назад +1

    Damn I forgot how much yugiho theme slaps

  • @Jacob-WD40
    @Jacob-WD40 4 месяца назад +2

    This is pretty great ngl.

  • @LordAxiomVaro
    @LordAxiomVaro 4 месяца назад +1

    Exactly what kiaba of would say

  • @ohmygod419
    @ohmygod419 4 месяца назад +3

    SEALS ARE GOOD

  • @EpslionBear
    @EpslionBear 4 месяца назад +1

    1:26 ▲ for yugi

  • @gamervet4760
    @gamervet4760 4 месяца назад +1

    1:29 Just because he said that doesn't mean it was true. Kaiba is a bender. A bender of the truth. An avatar if you will.

  • @gamervet4760
    @gamervet4760 4 месяца назад +1

    0:36 Death has claimed me! ☠️☠️☠️

  • @josephperez2004
    @josephperez2004 4 месяца назад +1

    Bold of that advice to assume most of us will make it to 80...

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 4 месяца назад +1

      Maybe you won't, but the rest of us will. Life expectancy has increased over the years and the threat of catatostrophic climate change is comically exaggerated.

  • @mmmghool
    @mmmghool 3 месяца назад +1

    Great advice fr tho

  • @DrippyWaffler
    @DrippyWaffler 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm getting some YGOTAS vibes from this haha

  • @silly_goob
    @silly_goob 4 месяца назад +4

    I too wouldn't listen to advice of a guy with a haircut like that

  • @JustEditingFUN
    @JustEditingFUN 4 месяца назад +13

    what are the analytics for watch time on these videos? I feel like i double the time tracking back for those subtitles in just the right place

  • @SamuelGarcia-lf1sm
    @SamuelGarcia-lf1sm 4 месяца назад +1

    Yugi becomes enlightened like the Buddha like WHAAAT

  • @traur6750
    @traur6750 4 месяца назад +2

    I LOVE YUGIOH

  • @kiddbanditpro
    @kiddbanditpro 4 месяца назад +3

    I THOUGHT IT WAS THE HOLOGRAMS 😂😂😂

  • @riftvallance2087
    @riftvallance2087 4 месяца назад +1

    You're a grand prix.

  • @talancorwell
    @talancorwell 4 месяца назад +9

    "If you're done with the speech you cobbled together from rejects from fortune cookies" actually sounds like a real Kaiba line, I'm half convinced it was just ripped from the show

  • @Party0productions0
    @Party0productions0 4 месяца назад

    Togami and Kaiba need to be put in the same room together so they can just go on and on about their ridculous amounts of wealth.

  • @FakeJeep
    @FakeJeep 4 месяца назад +1

    Ok that voice sounds like Yugi... but my god thanks to your videos I'm hearing Anakin... ugh

  • @snes90
    @snes90 4 месяца назад +4

    See, I know "judgement" is the incorrect spelling of "judgment" *only because of this card game.* The card "Solemn Judgment" got reprinted because it used the wrong spelling! After learning that I've been haunted by how I want to spell it and the right way.

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 4 месяца назад +4

      Neither is wrong, they're just different spellings between the UK and the US. Those in the UK add the e, those in the US don't.

    • @zacariasdelalcazar8873
      @zacariasdelalcazar8873 4 месяца назад +3

      So judgement is correct.

  • @PennyDreadfulllXIII
    @PennyDreadfulllXIII 4 месяца назад +1

    Is joey anakin

  • @randomdude8373
    @randomdude8373 4 месяца назад

    Can you do anakin and ahsoka next

  • @42hrod42
    @42hrod42 4 месяца назад +1

    That's not even bad advice smh

  • @williamebf444
    @williamebf444 4 месяца назад +1

    Algorithm boosting comment

  • @MrZRACER
    @MrZRACER 4 месяца назад +2

    Why does they sound so angry with each line?

  • @delta2015
    @delta2015 4 месяца назад +2

    Another advice to you, Kaiba....
    ....
    Date Ishizu.

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 4 месяца назад

      She tried to take back his Obelisk and make him lose a tournament where he was going to face Yugi. That bridge isn't just burned, it was orbitally bombarded.

    • @MidnightDuckling
      @MidnightDuckling 4 часа назад

      Nah date Joey

  • @JamesEDonaldson
    @JamesEDonaldson 4 месяца назад +4

    ..........what did any of that have to do with Yugioh? XD

    • @davidshain8673
      @davidshain8673 4 месяца назад +9

      They talked for the whole episode instead of playing a card game.

    • @snes90
      @snes90 4 месяца назад +7

      This did reference real things that happened in the show/manga. Among them, young Kaiba genuinely did want to make a theme park that was free for children... but he did make though.

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 месяца назад

      I think the part about 8-year-old Kaiba thinking 8 million dollars was a lot of money, also was a thing. That and conversion rate between USD and Yen was a thing in the English version of the Manga, which was used as a joke by many comic book critics.

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 4 месяца назад +1

      Dichotomy.

  • @purplephantom2441
    @purplephantom2441 4 месяца назад

    YAY Capitalism I guess

  • @scrubbingdoubles8585
    @scrubbingdoubles8585 4 месяца назад

    Jesus loves you. There's always a reason to keep going.
    Isaiah 41:10
    Romans 3:23-24
    John 3:16-17
    Romans 8:35-39
    Luke 23:42-43

  • @ClericOfPholtus
    @ClericOfPholtus 4 месяца назад +2

    Lmao Yugi.exe

  • @idatethefatkid
    @idatethefatkid 4 месяца назад +1

    Poor Joey 😢

  • @shootingstarships
    @shootingstarships 4 месяца назад +2

    Bruh, I actually liked the Advice Joey gave. Made me have a somewhat better outlook on life. What does that say about me?🥲