It's hilarious to go back 6 years to the beginning of his channel and see him be untainted by the likes of an English major. And yet, he uses the same taunts and tones lmao
His believes have changed. Or he just doesn't believe in friendship the same way others do but believes in a similiar version of it. Or he did it for the content.
I found someone who has a similar voicerange and laugh and video editing style as techno called Reddoons, Its a bit comforting for me. Hope you can find some comfort too
Tommy should've read Techno's friendship policy first. "will i add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. i am very serious about this. it has been in the description of my videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about my answer to this question. i will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei."-Techno, start of time-2020ad
"I dont believe in friendship" "Its not a religion" "It is, we just told ourselves its real so the cog of society can change but its not. The only real thing in this world, Tommy, is CASH"
Tommy: *Says he lose nothing* Also Tommy: *Lose 500 fragments that isn't worth 6.9m at all ans didn't get Techno's friendship approval* Tommy: "I see this as a win!"
"- I don't believe in friendship, Tommy. - Friendship isn't some religion, Techno! - It really is. We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn, but the only thing that's real in this world, Tommy, is CASH." - Technoblade.
Sarcastic Cat You see it was probably Techno’s crystal met* addiction that drove me to making the essay. You may also be wondering why I am in a different account, but don’t worry about it I have a total of 3 accounts. I also deleted my comment since it seemed way too serious for this original comment we are replying to. (It probably was way too serious.) I planned to delete it then you commented, but I deleted it anyways then made a response then deleted the response and now I am making another too actually keep. You can probably tell I don’t want to be cyber bullied by a million people saying it is a joke so I delete many things
It's fun to see how they were before they know each other to how they were now... Times change fast ( rest in peace techno) and keep going on tommy ( just rewatched) 🧡
11:50 does he not realize that he could just go to the hub and see how much a stack is then multiply the price by how many stacks he has and then sell that to the blade
@@masterternimus6684 Actually a lot of prices are scuffed on hypixel, technoblade explained some of the tom fuckery players don't seem to realize in one of the potato vids
As a after thought, Tommy paid his credibility in exchange for items from his fans/other players, I am 100% sure that Tommy cannot "beg for items" too many times (in a short period of time). For the 6.9 mil coins, the same thing as well. So, in the end, Tommy used his fan's loyalty to power Techno's potato war machine.
When Tommy uploads more about Techno than Techno himself
I know u from rockedsolid
It's the same with Skeppy 😂
fax do
T h a n o s f i s h
Yea yea i knoe
techno to tommy : "i don't believe in friendship"
techno to jschlatt, philza, wilbur, and skeppy : "yeay friendship"
Not really skep
tommy is scummy what u expect lmao
@@wakandanknuckles7335 yes, skep is his friend
Wakandan Knuckles Skeppy is the only channel he features on RUclips and they have collaborated several times so I’d say they are good friends
^
Techno with Skeppy: "It's because we're best friends"
Techno with Tommy: "I dont believe in friendship"
The skeppy and techno pvp vid
Technobalde said ''hello best freind'' to Tommy but it isn't this video
Frands ferdinand?
yea Techno ain't much of a friend with Tommy
but with skeppy things are great lol
@@lancetheking7524 theyre friends, its just for fun because their personas are kinda like rivals like in smpearth
I live for the fact that Techno occasionally spits out English major villain philosophy
l live for the fact that Techno occasionally spits out English major villain philosophh
I live for the fact that Techno occasionally spits out English major villain philosophy
I love for the fact that Techno occasionally spit out English major villain philosophy’s
I love for the fact that Techno occasionally spit out English major villain philosophy’s
he dead
“Why does he want crystal frags”
Little did he know, his donation was a prime factor in the great potato war
tommy knew that
“Why does he want crystal frags” Little did he know, his donation was a prime factor in the great potato war
@@Theunicorn2012 MY DUDE..
“We tell ourself it’s real so the cogs of society can turn” techno never lets us forget that he’s an English major
ok furry
*was
this says alot about our society
It's hilarious to go back 6 years to the beginning of his channel and see him be untainted by the likes of an English major. And yet, he uses the same taunts and tones lmao
Nugcon And yet, we live in one.
"I don't believe in friendship"
-techno from the beginning to the end
brody cisterna he said that once a while ago
He DID add Philza to his friends list though. He mentioned it in his Goon video
It’s why he didn’t accept my friend request
you fool, that's been his catch phrase since the beginning of his channel. dont be so silly smh
"l don't believe in friendship"
-techno from the beginning to the end
i can now see why techno saying “me and tommy are
best friends” in the mc championship meant so much to you
haha
Clip?
Links?
Sauce?
Apples?
I don't think he realizes that techno just got all those fragments for free
How?
Did he jot pay for it?
Tommy was contributing to the war
But he acknowledged it at the end.
And technically he got 6.7 mil for free because he just scanned his viewers for cobble😂😂😂😂
16:46 *”ALL PART OF THE MASTA PLAAAAN-“ *disconnects**
My favourite moment of the video, it's just too perfect.
Technoblade casually flexing on everyone on your island by having higher base health than anyone there.
So that's what the hearts are about. I was wondering...
Potato farming levels paying off
He only had 1 more ho then darkleonard2
Fardeen Patel still the highest
Fardeen Patel that’s like 1 farming level which could be like between 46 and 47 or something which is a lot
Techno actually won everything in this situation. He got what he wanted while paying absolutely *NOTHING*
Yup... Techno just kind of won what he wanted, while just kind of being annoyed by Tommy.. a fair trade nonetheless
True, but Tommy also didn't pay anything he just begged for crystal frags so they both got free stuff
@Phoenix
Didn’t he give up 4 crystal frags?
Phoenix they both got free stuff but technoblade got more so technoblade won
@@phxed tommy lost 4 crstal fragment and 32 catalyst so techno won tommy kinda won the fans payed for him
0:00 “I dont believe in friendship”
Imagine having friends
benjamin veen ikr
benjamin veen did this lad just time stamp the beginning of the video
?
@@elliottbenjamin9261 ok
What kind of loser has friends
Techno: "I don't believe in friendship Tommy"
Also Techno in mcc: "Tommy and I are best friends"
His believes have changed. Or he just doesn't believe in friendship the same way others do but believes in a similiar version of it. Or he did it for the content.
@@donuts564 bro obviously they are acting for content and if you see they are actually pretty good friends
111 likes
Friend is a big word to techno best friend mean lying to tommy so techno don't accept it but they are good good friend
Rewatching after Technoblade's death... trying to watch all videos he is in, and hey if you are reading this I hope you leave a good and happy life
Thanks, you have a happy and blessed life too. Still heartbroken
I found someone who has a similar voicerange and laugh and video editing style as techno called Reddoons, Its a bit comforting for me. Hope you can find some comfort too
Rewatching after Technoblade's death… trying to watch all videos he is in, and hey if you are reading this l hope you leave a good and happy life
@@Theunicorn2012 huh?
@@mingrat8866 ❤️❤️
Techno sounds like he literally just woke up behind his desk.
CallMeIsh let’s face it he prob did
And instantly knew how long he has been sleeping for after looking at his potato farm.
that is normal for techno what r u talking about???
The thing is he literally always sounds like that. It's kinda scary honestly
this is a man of
BUISNESS
friendship is not real
We all say it is so the cogs of society can turn
Tommy should've read Techno's friendship policy first.
"will i add you as a friend: no. absolutely not. under no circumstances. stop. i am very serious about this. it has been in the description of my videos for three years. there is 0 ambiguity about my answer to this question. i will now proceed to say no in 17 different languages, so that everyone is perfectly clear about the answer to this question. no. non. nein. nage. não. ne. nie. bú shì. nedda. nem. nahi. nah. nej. nann. nun. jo. nei."-Techno, start of time-2020ad
I hate to break it to you but that’s only been there for a year. A year ago it was just ‘Will i add you as a friend? no’
An example of an exception is Philza
Don't forget to mention skyward coins are more important than freinship
Wait when did techno said this? Give me a video please.
@@technoblode4604 is a link in every video from technoblade i think
Tommy: **Screws with Techno**
Techno: *Your free trial of living has expired.*
get off 4chan weeb
@@btw8356 W H O A H
@@btw8356 atleast he's not toxic so he got that on you
@@Darkerooz no
I can see techno saying that
"the blade has asended"
that EXACT line got me to rewatch tommys hypixel and smp earth videos and now dream smp HAHA-
he really has asended now
Techno to other youtubers: yooo friends and clout
Techno to tommy: *we tell ourselves friends exist so the cogs of society may turn*
the way your username literally goes off my screen........ holy
Technoblade is in more tommy videos then his own videos
Don't forget skeppy xD
Yoooo this has more likes then like all my videos combined, thanks so much! :D
ShadowSharkPVP Due to techno's dying upload schedule
@@box7230 ikr
ShadowSharkPVP bruh you stole this comment
Tommy is simping for techno right now.
Hahaha
true
Techno the ultimate chad
Oof toasterbath • 13 years ago not anymore
700th like lol
8:25 does anyone else just think that the way that Technoblade says “Hello” it’s just absolutely hilarious
Thats how he always says hallo
Elloooo
halooooo
He sounded too friendly for my liking....
helloooo
Tommy now: Says he misses Tubbo when they havent hungout for a bit,
Tommy then: Go stand over there in the corner and dont make eye contact
18:21 When everyone but Tommy just looks up simultaneously in awe
Tommy: why does techo want crystal frags
Me, an intellectual: oh Tommy, if only you know about the great war
WAIT
sonder WAIT A MINUTE
@@feya1621 *hol' up*
@@jwyified he needs crystal fragments to create farming crystals to boost his potato farm this was explained in the first potato war
@@axcel8896 you can only have one farmin crystal tho. hes using them for catalysts.
"I dont believe in friendship"
"Its not a religion"
"It is, we just told ourselves its real so the cog of society can change but its not. The only real thing in this world, Tommy, is CASH"
no it is tax and death
Money is more of a fake construct than friendship
Congratulations, you know how to put the intro we all listened to into words!
This says a lot about our society
"It is, we just told ourselves its real so the cog of society can TURN (NOT CHANGE). The only real thing in this world, Tommy, is CASH"
Tommy: *Says he lose nothing*
Also Tommy: *Lose 500 fragments that isn't worth 6.9m at all ans didn't get Techno's friendship approval*
Tommy: "I see this as a win!"
It’s “I see this as an absolute win!”
He got The 500 fragments for free
he didnt lose the fragments because they never were his he scammed other people with cobble to get them.
He got scammed (tommy)
500 frags base on the average price is actually worth 100k so m 500x100k= 50m coins
tHIS IS THE VIDEO THAT TOMMYINNIT’S MATHS TEACHER PLAYED IN CLASS-
TRUE????
Re-watching some classic tommy n technoblade videos. I hope techno is laughing aswell in heaven as he reminisces on these memories.
hes anthiest disrespectful
I really hope he is
Tommy: **calls his fans idiots**
Also Tommy: *I ' M T H E B E S T*
The fact that he has fans
is disturbing
But that true
Xor bruh
Xor I’m not a fan of tommy but his stream is entertaining
Tommy is cool lol
The blade has asended - Tubbo 2020
ascended*
@@zlabobabil 18:30
the blade has assended
@@zlabobabil did you not watch the video?
@@zlabobabil Wuot DuO Oyu eMAn?
"- I don't believe in friendship, Tommy.
- Friendship isn't some religion, Techno!
- It really is. We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn, but the only thing that's real in this world, Tommy, is CASH." - Technoblade.
He keeps reminding us that hes an english major
this man *LITTERALY* fuelled the potato war
I like how techno is just a living legend at this point, it takes so much for him to even say he's ur friend
Why does Techno give people content, and not for himself?
He's too lazy.
'ironic. he could provide others with content, but not himself'
He guides people to a treasure he cannot possess
Editing is just a lot of work I guess
It’s self promotion :0
Who else was reading techno’s videos ideas post and was waiting for this moment
What post?
Tommy: All I want is for u to say I’m your friend
Technoblade: Immediately leaves the call
Tommy's trying the walk the fine line between completely pissing someone off and simping for them
guys remember that this is their personas and theyre actually friends lol
Techno is like Tommy’s older brother that he aspires to be and tries to please
but Techno just doesn’t care
tommyinnit is a simp for the blade
Naaaaaaa. Thats everyone.
tommy is a technoblade stan
Omegas he is also a jschlatt Stan
I would if I had things
Troll
scakjis
Why does this have only 12 likes and 2 comments(including this one)
Woooh
Heyyyyyy channelnutpig
Is RudyInnit in this video the same Rudy who does stuff with the vods channel
Better title: Techno actually scammed me
Techno's absolutely dead emotionless voice spitting out hilarious iconic lines is everything I aspire to be
techno's voice is the voice of a man deep within the potato craft
When there’s five minutes more and techno agrees to do business
Something’s wrong I can feel it
Tommy: I can't do heists and scams anymore
Also Tommy: let's upload a vid called Skyblock: The Technoblade SCAM literally 1 week after
Sarcastic Cat You see it was probably Techno’s crystal met* addiction that drove me to making the essay. You may also be wondering why I am in a different account, but don’t worry about it I have a total of 3 accounts. I also deleted my comment since it seemed way too serious for this original comment we are replying to. (It probably was way too serious.) I planned to delete it then you commented, but I deleted it anyways then made a response then deleted the response and now I am making another too actually keep. You can probably tell I don’t want to be cyber bullied by a million people saying it is a joke so I delete many things
I just realized I wrote another paragraph long comment, I am sorry it is just a habit of making long comments
Tubbo in the back ground of 12:28 is so funny
It's fun to see how they were before they know each other to how they were now... Times change fast ( rest in peace techno) and keep going on tommy ( just rewatched) 🧡
if you don't know, Tubbo has dyslexia
-TommyInnit 2020
if you've ever heard the poor guy read chat you'd know already lmao
I have too and felt that lMAOI
I’ll bet money that Techno doesn’t upload because he splits the revenue from these videos with Tommy.
u dont have money lol
Mr Destroier _k_
Mr Destroier no u
@@benkruggel4593 ok weeb
Mr Destroier this isn’t anime
Everyone: Techno
Tommy: Blade
69 likes, glad i didn't break it
Techno and Tommy: *intense negotiations*
Tubbo: "ooh look grass"
17:52 the "OH-HO" would've been a perfect time to cut to the outro with the shotgunraids music still playing, but Technoblade just had to "asend"
techno's unfinished english major is coming out
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL IN THUS WORLD IS CASH -Technoblade 2020
11:50 does he not realize that he could just go to the hub and see how much a stack is then multiply the price by how many stacks he has and then sell that to the blade
Blatser 😂
isnt the price 1:10 000, that would mean that he wouldve slightly over payed if tommy's viewers didnt out bid
He tried. Technoblade is a scammer
@@masterternimus6684 Actually a lot of prices are scuffed on hypixel, technoblade explained some of the tom fuckery players don't seem to realize in one of the potato vids
Tommy and his friends are like those cartoons whenever there’s like a boss and two goofy goons
Blade: *Starts Flying to the sky*
Me: Do not question the elevated one
Tommy: no more suit, I won’t scam
Also tommy: breaks promise immediately
OMG TECHNO IN TITLE IVE NEVER SEEN THIS IN TOMMYS CHANNEL BEFORE!!!!
Rest in Peace king, we will miss you... ❤❤👑🐷
1:45: Why does he want crystal fragments anyway?
The potato war is your answer
I’ve never seen someone simp for the blade so hard before- Tommy is a legend
Techno: Let's do some business
Also Techno: *GETS DISTURBINGLY CLOSER*
Your contribution to the Potato War is greatly appreciated.
It's been 27 days, and i already miss him...
Techno sounds like a mix of Coach Mcguirk and Arthur fleck in the beginning
I don't know why but I always feel mezmorised watching tecnos Mc skin lmao
I feel this is The End of a StoryArc. Tommy finally succesfully tricked Technoblade and killed him.
Well yes, but you see...
TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIESSS
When did either of those happen
@@marmooz it was all part of technos MASTERPLAN
Since when?
Now this is stonks to the EXTREME
17:12 when deo said huh I started laughing out tears
I feel sorry for Tommy he just wanted friendship
Tommy: HAHA I scammed YOU all BOOMERS
Every Subscriber: Jokes on you!
*Unsubscribes from Tommy*
Every Subscriber: To the forums we go
@@waynequach1898 well its tommy fault not techno tommy is the guy who decided to accept the trade
@@ricoantonio1778 I never implied techno in my comment... at all
@@waynequach1898 oh sorry
@@ricoantonio1778 it's fine
He’s already your friend tommy
"hmmm, how can I copy Schlatt in the most obvious way possible?"
Ok but anyone notice Tubbo face down sulk walking in the back at 13:38?? Like jeez my man
As a after thought, Tommy paid his credibility in exchange for items from his fans/other players, I am 100% sure that Tommy cannot "beg for items" too many times (in a short period of time). For the 6.9 mil coins, the same thing as well.
So, in the end, Tommy used his fan's loyalty to power Techno's potato war machine.
Continue making Technoblade content since he won’t
"The Blade has ass ended"
-Tubbo
We shall remind Tubbo of this everytime we see him
_Tubbo being cyber-bullied by Tommy._
Tommy: You're making eye contact!
Me a year later when frags sky rocketed and now cost 100k a piece
6:03 haha has the way the mouse moves the character made me laugh so much
5 million and your friendship
Technoblade: Ima head out
"The blade has *A S C E N D E D"*
- Tubbo_
*Technoblade removed you from your friends list*
-Jazz music stops playing-
lmao tubbo sussing out in the background the entire time
"And I'd like to thank the person who taught me economics"
*Teachers*
"I'm not talking about you, sit back down"
*Tommy and Techno*
Title should have been "I CRIED on STREAM?!?!"
1:04 Nightchestire really needs to get his internet checked.
I can imagine seeing a whole class watching this while Tommy is at home himself
I love at 9:27 where tubbo is just sad in the background 🤣
Tubbo legit made me laugh so much. just sitting there in the background lol
One guy: "He owes you like 10 mil"
Tommy: EVERYBODY IS SAYING ITS WORTH 10 MIL
12:14 personal replay button
Techno: Does literally anything.
Tommy: /msg Technoblade
Everybody gangsta till the blade starts asking his friends for crack casually
tommy:me
techno:my big brother’s best friend
9:11
Broke: I have no friends
Woke: I dont believe in friendship