Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @arczealdesigns9512
    @arczealdesigns9512 6 лет назад +2781

    Too bad the people of Pompeii didn't have this info.

    • @buzaldrin8086
      @buzaldrin8086 6 лет назад +126

      Instead of flash cooked, they would have been slow baked.

    • @thevorpalsword
      @thevorpalsword 6 лет назад +51

      Duck and cover under your toga.

    • @elisadavids1619
      @elisadavids1619 5 лет назад +16

      Interested in hearing the facts or want me to laugh?

    • @1rickslater
      @1rickslater 5 лет назад +34

      chewie frey they're still hiding safely under those tables today!

    • @jenniferwasheree
      @jenniferwasheree 5 лет назад

      chewie frey smh 😤

  • @dedede5586
    @dedede5586 5 лет назад +3564

    "what are you supposed to do when you see the flash?"
    *when* you see the flash.
    not if.
    *_when._*

    • @danieltsiprun8080
      @danieltsiprun8080 5 лет назад +175

      I love this detail.

    • @90chestnut
      @90chestnut 4 года назад +171

      This should be understandable for children from a young age on. No "if it so happens it might could have been useful to know..." bullshit. They use "might" and other words sometimes so the film as a whole doesn't say there will be a bomb. But this should go directly into muscle and association memory. Thats why they have a cartoon character, a waky song at the end and repeat the statement all the time. You can't be alert all the time, so the more you heard it and played through it, the more likely you will remember quick enough to try to act on it.

    • @fernminus
      @fernminus 4 года назад +20

      didn't you know that everyone in the 50's had precognitive abilities?

    • @theradioman5182
      @theradioman5182 4 года назад +65

      Ah yes, the 1950's. Blunt, but optimistic.

    • @stass5917
      @stass5917 4 года назад +7

      I thought you were quoting john mulaney for a second

  • @parasaur2
    @parasaur2 6 лет назад +2579

    Who would win:
    The most destructive weapon known to man kind vs. one ducking boi

  • @nickdtv9401
    @nickdtv9401 2 года назад +434

    I love how the civil defense worker, completely unscathed, Helps the little kid get on the bike and send him on his way as if nothing happened

    • @undeadban2742
      @undeadban2742 2 года назад +21

      That is one responsible civil defense worker lol

    • @mightymax9948
      @mightymax9948 2 года назад +2

      Imagine still believing in nukes in 2022

    • @2kDVI
      @2kDVI Год назад +27

      @@mightymax9948 excuse me what

    • @technophant
      @technophant Год назад +9

      He has a helmet. It’s +10 radiation protection

    • @lrcavalli290
      @lrcavalli290 Год назад +4

      Just another day on the job

  • @LeeGordonSeebach
    @LeeGordonSeebach 5 лет назад +4366

    When I watched this film in grade school in the 50s, I believed I'd soon be dead, crispy-fried. I just watched again here and laughed so hard I couldn't finish. :-)

    • @franklintangelo3456
      @franklintangelo3456 5 лет назад +149

      Lee Gordon Seebach I’m now concerned whether to laughing at this at not.

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 5 лет назад +12

      Fred Garvin Man, get out of here

    • @jzadams5818
      @jzadams5818 5 лет назад +18

      boomer

    • @zoop2132
      @zoop2132 5 лет назад +20

      Showing something like this to kids today would be tantamount to child abuse .

    • @InsaneGold
      @InsaneGold 5 лет назад +70

      @@jzadams5818 He seems really nice tho

  • @noturnachoo2245
    @noturnachoo2245 3 года назад +921

    I like how when the sirens go off the kids walk in like it’s a minor inconvenience

    • @emmaexist8502
      @emmaexist8502 3 года назад +27

      I mean maybe they’re showing it like this cuz it’s like a bomb drill? Like how when lockdown drills happen students treat it as a minor inconvenience and that’s what the school wants them to do so they don’t panic as bad if a real one happens (but honestly that’s not gonna happen, when I was still in school, I graduated this year, I already had hiding places for it a shooting was to happen) idk maybe they’re showing it like this so kids aren’t as freaked out. Imagine showing a clip where all the kids are screaming and crying and running inside when the siren went off, it would scare the kids they’re showing the video too.

    • @snowgroomer600
      @snowgroomer600 3 года назад +5

      Because with warning, you have couple of minutes to get inside

    • @purplepikmin3533
      @purplepikmin3533 2 года назад +2

      @@snowgroomer600 I would still expect them to be scared as hell.

    • @zakelwe
      @zakelwe 2 года назад +1

      They are too busy looking at the flash from an AR-15 shooting off rounds from an overly large magazine in 2022.....

    • @ilikeliving688
      @ilikeliving688 Год назад +2

      @@emmaexist8502 In my school, everyone is literally running to the closet during a lockdown

  • @linkmaster484
    @linkmaster484 5 лет назад +2364

    Why are people building bomb shelters out of stone and metal? Just surround yourself with school desks and your survival is pratically guranteed. 👍

    • @shalasalazar4930
      @shalasalazar4930 5 лет назад +96

      Don't forget to fill in the spaces with newspaper and you're good to go!

    • @Cosmoron
      @Cosmoron 5 лет назад +41

      Don't forget stay away to the Windows. You don't want to newspaper cut !

    • @90chestnut
      @90chestnut 4 года назад +20

      I take the strong concussion from a piece of concrete falling onto the coffee table and then -much slower- my head, over my head being smashed in straight away.

    • @Raptorcdxx
      @Raptorcdxx 4 года назад

      linkmaster484 hahaha what a waste of money, idiots!

    • @lynnk78
      @lynnk78 4 года назад +11

      Desks could reduce injury, depending on where ground zero was and if there wasn't enough advance warning

  • @The00CJ
    @The00CJ 9 месяцев назад +295

    My teacher is playing this next week. The PTSD from Shipwrecked is not ready for hearing that song in school.

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 7 месяцев назад +13

      My condolences, im here bc of shipwrecked

    • @crasher2595
      @crasher2595 6 месяцев назад

      No way, same here.

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro 6 месяцев назад

      @@L0rdOfThePieswhat’s shipwrecked? Is that a movie?

    • @SonicdoesnotlikeIllinois
      @SonicdoesnotlikeIllinois 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@tnaoroan ARG that uses this song. Should play it. Also watch The Monument Mythos, it also uses this song in the Trinity Desk Project.

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 5 месяцев назад +7

      by all logic and reason a nuclear explosion should be more scary than being hunted by some unholy abomination from the depths of your worst nightmares
      if you're being hunted, you can run, fight, hide... if a nuclear bomb goes off, you have no options. You can't fight, you can't escape, and even if you survive, the fallout is likely to kill you slowly afterwards.
      Though, if you think about it, that might be why the monster is more frightening. Fear is an emotion meant to keep us safe from danger.
      There's no point being scared of a nuclear explosion.

  • @stephenthomson3120
    @stephenthomson3120 5 лет назад +964

    "Cover the back of your neck with your face." Can we see a demonstration of this?

    • @angorahm4640
      @angorahm4640 5 лет назад +53

      Face AND back of the neck

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад +83

      I saw something like this on the Exorcist.

    • @stevencasey
      @stevencasey 5 лет назад +15

      @@angorahm4640 Truthfully none of this would help. If you were at Ground Zero....

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis 4 года назад +3

      i think it meant "with" like "i went with him" rather than "with this do that"

    • @ramO-jp8tp
      @ramO-jp8tp 4 года назад

      Look right at it

  • @michaeldebethencourt984
    @michaeldebethencourt984 5 лет назад +2195

    Would love to see the version of this the USSR put out for their children.

    • @georggroeg6014
      @georggroeg6014 5 лет назад +317

      Dцск аиd соvег, сука блять

    • @aleksmonoxide2910
      @aleksmonoxide2910 4 года назад +72

      Opa bratan. Cheeki breeki i v damke

    • @collecticus
      @collecticus 4 года назад +260

      They were just told to go to the underground shelter. Such shelters are all around the city.

    • @arthurchan9983
      @arthurchan9983 4 года назад +56

      ruclips.net/video/DLcCOKvdmmw/видео.html
      I'm not so sure if that meets your demands, but hope it helps

    • @CanadaMatt
      @CanadaMatt 4 года назад +111

      In Soviet Russia, bomb ducks from YOU!

  • @theradioman5182
    @theradioman5182 4 года назад +2436

    People make fun of these old civil defense films, but you have to remember, a lot of these, especially this one would be shown in schools. They were made for children. They had to make sure that they didn't scare the children. If you walked up to a 7 year old and just told them, "Alright kid, the bomb's gonna' drop, there's nothing you can do, you're as good as dead" then you're going to scare them. You instead give them a blunt but optimistic approach, saying "Alright kid, the bomb's gonna' drop there's nothing you can do to stop that, but here's tips for getting less injured" then the child won't be as worried. And that's the other things. Of course hiding under a desk won't keep you safe, but it's better than standing up. If you are outside the immediate blast radius, then the duck and cover could be at least stop falling debris from hitting your head. Sorry this is a long comment, but I felt like this had to be said.

    • @kingtimmy23
      @kingtimmy23 3 года назад +37

      👍

    • @ifirmlydislikeeverything412
      @ifirmlydislikeeverything412 3 года назад +24

      @@kingtimmy23 seconded

    • @doobeehowser5543
      @doobeehowser5543 3 года назад +24

      Thanks, Captain Obvious

    • @MrAwawe
      @MrAwawe 3 года назад +142

      Duck and cover would also significantly decrease the number of people with severe sunburn-like injuries or head trauma in the event of an atomic explosion. Especially early on in the cold war, nuclear attacks were not seen as game over, just a terrible act of war. About two thirds of the populations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki survived the bombings.

    • @angelhernandezvega6064
      @angelhernandezvega6064 3 года назад +17

      Thanks Ian, nice explanation

  • @tylerbadua4921
    @tylerbadua4921 2 года назад +167

    Due to recent events I’ve decided to give myself a bit of a refresher.

    • @SneezyMango
      @SneezyMango 2 года назад +6

      Are you alright?

    • @jackalopebob
      @jackalopebob 8 месяцев назад +2

      most likely a good idea for us all now a days

    • @proconqueror
      @proconqueror 8 месяцев назад +2

      Considering we are closer to doomsday than ever before?

    • @lanalovesjesus3143
      @lanalovesjesus3143 5 месяцев назад +3

      IVE COME TO MY SENSES. NOW I NEED THE REFRESHER

    • @lanalovesjesus3143
      @lanalovesjesus3143 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol the refresher is still good 😆

  • @robertmatthews5504
    @robertmatthews5504 8 лет назад +667

    you can almost tell that the narrator is trying to give the kids hope even though he knows once you here the sirens or see a flash its already too late

    • @robertmatthews5504
      @robertmatthews5504 8 лет назад +5

      *hear

    • @Muzek99
      @Muzek99 8 лет назад +28

      Yep. That was the point.

    • @johnmacrae2006
      @johnmacrae2006 6 лет назад +5

      +Robert Matthews
      Thanks to the narrator, we're all alive and well.

    • @anarchynz
      @anarchynz 6 лет назад +32

      Different if you're out of the blast zone

    • @PhirePhlame
      @PhirePhlame 6 лет назад +26

      Though useless in a direct hit, ducking and covering could help in the more likely scenario of getting clipped or near-missed.

  • @violetgaunt4140
    @violetgaunt4140 5 лет назад +750

    My teacher played this today and she has maybe 100 students, there were 100 kids flinging themselves against lockers today. It was amazing. And yes I was one of them.

    • @itz_not_kayla8203
      @itz_not_kayla8203 4 года назад +4

      Violet Slytherin That sounds evil 😂

    • @itz_not_kayla8203
      @itz_not_kayla8203 4 года назад +24

      Swagger Studios My teacher showed me this video too. It shows us what they thought you should do. My teacher actually did explain to us tho that by the time the flash hits, you would be dead.

    • @diekritischestimme
      @diekritischestimme 4 года назад +17

      @@itz_not_kayla8203 It also IS the maximum you can still do, if you see the lightning in the sky. It might not be helping much, but there is nothing better to do and in the end many people who are far away from ground zero can be safed by following this guideline. Consider the glass flying around and people looking out of their windows out of curiosity when they see such a bright light.
      From the Beirut explosion some days ago you find videos of people standing next to smashed windows trying to look at the burning harbour. If they had known about the risk of an explosion they might have had better chances not to be injured.

    • @demoniack81
      @demoniack81 4 года назад +19

      @Swagger Studios The risk of nuclear war didn't magically disappear along with the soviet union. We like to think it did, but it didn't. There are still thousands of nuclear warheads ready to launch at a moment's notice.

    • @AntonDogg
      @AntonDogg 3 года назад +3

      You're lying.

  • @chicanochrist
    @chicanochrist 8 лет назад +491

    I actually watched this when I was in High School, but first learned of the technique in Elementary School. The fact that this was a normal thing during the Cold War, is disturbing in retrospect.

    • @cantpopdismolly
      @cantpopdismolly 5 лет назад +13

      I also watched this in high school, in my history class in 11th grade! We were laughing and making fun of how corny it was, and talking about how “Oh I’m so glad we don’t have to worry about that kind of stuff anymore!” This was back in 2011-2012, so we had no idea what the future would hold hahaha

    • @arcen3169
      @arcen3169 5 лет назад +7

      We watched it in my 9th grade Physics class while learning about Beta Decay O_o

    • @yvessntlt
      @yvessntlt 5 лет назад +2

      Hell, I watched this in 5th grade

    • @Macrotodon
      @Macrotodon 2 года назад

      "retrospect"
      It will be interesting to see what people say in 30 years' time when the background to the plandemic has been uncovered and the middlemen have been convicted.

    • @TheFergarfergar
      @TheFergarfergar 2 года назад

      Try again! NATO is still a thing

  • @ezrakirkpatrick5365
    @ezrakirkpatrick5365 2 года назад +467

    While your chances of surviving a nuclear weapon are slim, duck and cover is still by far your best shot at survival. (When it shows up unexpectedly.)

    • @petitio_principii
      @petitio_principii 2 года назад +33

      There's a lot of radius, obviously it does nothing or maybe even worse if one's in some certain-death-zone, but for less unlucky people sufficiently farther it may indeed help reducing potential injuries.

    • @mrwolf84
      @mrwolf84 2 года назад

      so you can die horribly from radiation within a week!
      better play all-in and run in a basement, subway or shelter as said the USSR videos

    • @josephburchanowski4636
      @josephburchanowski4636 2 года назад +33

      @@mrwolf84 Aren't you aware that after duck and cover, you go to a shelter. Duck and cover is for when you didn't get much warning before detonation. It is for surviving the immediate thermal pulse and the blast wave. You aren't going to get a lethal dose of prompt radiation from a large nuke (as its fireball is about as large as its lethal prompt radiation distance). Meanwhile fallout takes a while to fall; it is only something you worry about after you survive the immediate affects of the detonation.
      If you watch the video; you'll see they recommend going to a shelter when you have a warning. (4:33)

    • @Macrotodon
      @Macrotodon 2 года назад +13

      Alternative suggestion:
      you put your feet up on the table, take your favorite whisky and listen to a nice song.
      Of course, you can also write a haiku.
      Or take the trash outside.
      You shouldn't die untidy.

    • @TestECull
      @TestECull 2 года назад +3

      @@Macrotodon pop some Ink Spots on since you forgot to Prepare for the Future and didn't secure space in your local Vault Tec facility. Who knows maybe you'll just ghoulify and get semi-immortality? Eh maybe not, but at least the radio you turned on will be playing the Ink Spots 200 years later when some enterprising wanderer starts making moves in the wastes.

  • @ashflowers8016
    @ashflowers8016 5 лет назад +550

    I don’t know why but it felt really ominous when the guy said “we must OBEY the civil defense worker”

    • @proud2bpagan
      @proud2bpagan 5 лет назад +23

      My first thought is 'what if he tells us to play good touch/bad touch?' isn't saying you must obey the civil defense worker and leaving it at that a gray area you could drive a mac truck through?

    • @mauer594
      @mauer594 5 лет назад +20

      @@proud2bpagan It was the 50s, times were diferent and it could be confusing to say otherwise to young children

    • @refinedcigarette9103
      @refinedcigarette9103 4 года назад +1

      Ash Flowers Consume and Obey

    • @vlonecat4352
      @vlonecat4352 4 года назад

      Ash Flowers FAX

    • @MechanicaDyadica
      @MechanicaDyadica 4 года назад +10

      “Wear the mask, it will save your life. OBEY.” vs. “Duck and cover in an atomic blast, it will save your life. OBEY.”
      Some things never change.

  • @themoon8783
    @themoon8783 9 лет назад +1273

    4:14
    *hears horrifying siren signalling atomic bomb*
    *walks inside casually*

    • @mossdavid5053
      @mossdavid5053 9 лет назад +92

      +Jet the Squeaker
      He looked so disappointed as he just dropped his football. X'DD

    • @PaleoPassion
      @PaleoPassion 9 лет назад +6

      Lmao

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 9 лет назад +36

      +Saleen Kipps I was about score a FUCKING GOAL! XD

    • @mossdavid5053
      @mossdavid5053 9 лет назад +5

      Craig Thomas
      X"DD
      MY POINT EXACTLY.

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 9 лет назад +5

      +Saleen Kipps overhead goal to being splattered on a wall by an atomic blast... HE FUCKING DIVED! XD

  • @tachikoma747
    @tachikoma747 9 лет назад +8168

    Don't worry. Your cafeteria table will protect you from 7,000 degree heat, 760 mph winds and ionized radiation.

    • @SuperMegaDudeguy
      @SuperMegaDudeguy 9 лет назад +529

      tachikoma747 Don't forget, even a thin cloth helps

    • @markkelly6259
      @markkelly6259 9 лет назад +389

      tachikoma747 I guess nobody ever taught you about the inverse square relation over distance. At ground zero, you and everything else will be vaporized into radioactive fallout. Even a few miles away, the temperature and winds will be greatly reduced by the square of the distance. That is where most of the casualties will be from broken glass and objects flying through the air. Since the Iranians will have nuclear weapons soon, this is no longer a theoretical consideration.

    • @tachikoma747
      @tachikoma747 9 лет назад +140

      Mark Kelly Sarcasm my friend.

    • @BlisterOfSerotonin
      @BlisterOfSerotonin 9 лет назад +111

      Then you can go outside to the playground and MELT

    • @casbah1982
      @casbah1982 9 лет назад +22

      tachikoma747 best comment ever!!!!

  • @alifakbar4232
    @alifakbar4232 2 года назад +78

    WHAT YOU SEE HERE
    WHAT YOU DO HERE
    WHAT YOU HEAR HERE
    WHEN YOU LEAVE HERE
    *LET IT STAY HERE*

  • @ravenkoshi724
    @ravenkoshi724 4 года назад +1370

    Lightning storms must’ve been entertaining in the 50s
    Lightning: *flashes*
    Everybody: *everybody do the flop*

    • @jokerj2004
      @jokerj2004 4 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 4 года назад +2

      Kermit Da Frog Oof nope

    • @AnglicanFish
      @AnglicanFish 4 года назад +24

      Oh my god I could totally see this

    • @maximum_axiom
      @maximum_axiom 3 года назад +5

      @Alec Luna we both are lmao

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 3 года назад +11

      Even funnier in the 80s and 90s with all the 'nam vets still around.

  • @maxkronader5225
    @maxkronader5225 3 года назад +213

    I am old enough to have done duck and cover drills. I once thought them preposterous, given the power of nuclear weapons. But then i realized; duck and cover drills were never meant to save people a mile from ground zero; they were intended to save people 20 miles+ from ground zero.

    • @thedogeyoreo5708
      @thedogeyoreo5708 Год назад +24

      Of course, having the bomb dropped on you would instantly vaporize you in a matter of milliseconds. This PSA was definitely meant to give those were at least not too close or far enough away to at least give them the best chance of survival or save them

    • @a64738
      @a64738 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes... Also being behind cover protect you from the radiated heat, but if you see the flash and feel the heat it might be to late to seek cover.... But for the hydrogen bombs the flash and heat can last up to a half a minute or even longer.

    • @kevinlong7244
      @kevinlong7244 2 месяца назад

      Very true Shelter distance time if far enough away

  • @lilsuzq32
    @lilsuzq32 7 лет назад +184

    I was born in 1954, and we did "duck and cover" drills in grade school.

    • @koolaid1220
      @koolaid1220 5 лет назад +7

      LiLSuzQ32 u went to grade school at age 1?

    • @saraha767
      @saraha767 5 лет назад +35

      KoolAid the Cold War lasted till 1989 so they were still showing this film throughout those years

    • @bengalsbengals4224
      @bengalsbengals4224 5 лет назад +3

      @@saraha767 my History teacher told us that they only did this through the 60s because they realized there was no point since it bomb was so powerful and she didn't know that until her dad told her and she said that her dad was born in 1956

    • @shalasalazar4930
      @shalasalazar4930 5 лет назад

      @@bengalsbengals4224 Maybe some school districts woke up but not Ohio's! I was born in 1975 and I remember participating in such drills complete with similar films throughout most of my elementary school years. In fact they were quite similar to our tornado drills.

    • @JoJo-rs3oh
      @JoJo-rs3oh 5 лет назад +3

      honestly i don't think duck and cover will work?

  • @PG23
    @PG23 10 месяцев назад +618

    WE MAKIN IT TO LAYER 4 WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

    • @AcidMonster64
      @AcidMonster64 9 месяцев назад +39

      Shipwrecked 64 moment

    • @snarkatryta
      @snarkatryta 9 месяцев назад +32

      We be hiding in a bin with this one 🗑️🔥🔥

    • @JosiahTheRoach
      @JosiahTheRoach 9 месяцев назад +18

      we aint makin it out 💥💥💥💥

    • @bendydragon4476
      @bendydragon4476 9 месяцев назад +20

      WE HIDING FROM A OTTER WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @lunabruce1804
      @lunabruce1804 8 месяцев назад +8

      DUCK, AND COVER

  • @Aquapod9
    @Aquapod9 5 лет назад +491

    Somehow, the singing at the end makes this infinitely more terrifying

    • @brianv5112
      @brianv5112 5 лет назад +2

      Joshua I love your pic

    • @giannagreen5044
      @giannagreen5044 4 года назад +19

      Made me tear up it was so creepy

    • @JamesQMurphy
      @JamesQMurphy 3 года назад +3

      Yeah… kind of like something you’d see in Bioshock

  • @ulluubloo
    @ulluubloo 9 лет назад +1302

    Whats worse than a sunburn?
    A bad sunburn.
    Whats worse than a bad sunburn?
    The atom bomb.
    Whats worse than the atom bomb?
    A worse sunburn.

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 9 лет назад +20

      what's better... a small loan of a million dollars! XD

    • @lancesmith8790
      @lancesmith8790 8 лет назад +5

      +Craig Thomas A million dollar LOAN (not a paycheck) is very, very small for a business. Trump had to make a million dollars by himself in order to pay back that loan...

    • @austinlittle6154
      @austinlittle6154 8 лет назад +8

      What Lance Smith is saying is.... when Donald Trump is elected.... refer to this video... duck and cover.

    • @fluffythedespoiler3395
      @fluffythedespoiler3395 8 лет назад +4

      +ulluubloo Whats worse than a worse sunburn? Radiation burns.

    • @johnburt7935
      @johnburt7935 8 лет назад +1

      Jones NotReal Sunburn is a radiation burn.

  • @danwepp798
    @danwepp798 8 лет назад +123

    This message is brought to u in part by Vault Tec, prepare for the future!

    • @itsmudshrk5714
      @itsmudshrk5714 8 лет назад +2

      "They were never meant to save us..."

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 5 лет назад +1

      I want a space in Vault 76! I'd have to drive or fly, or probably walk, halfway across the country to West Virginia, because I live in Texas, but still!

    • @LordHoward
      @LordHoward 5 лет назад +1

      Lol just don’t put me in vault 111

    • @greatomegax8175
      @greatomegax8175 3 года назад

      Shiiiiit

  • @treepriest697
    @treepriest697 2 года назад +858

    perfect song to listen to while hiding inside an invisible yellow desk

    • @chubbs912
      @chubbs912 2 года назад +34

      i see your here cuz of Alex too 🤝

    • @tharinwattanayakorn5295
      @tharinwattanayakorn5295 2 года назад +22

      Gigachads

    • @stong3898
      @stong3898 2 года назад +9

      Let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8" frame the 37 inch vertical leap, the black steel that drapes down my back aka The Bulletproof Mullet, the Google prototype scopes with built in LCD LED 1080p 3D Sony technology, the Ethiopian poisonous caterpillar aka SLICK DADDY. Let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40 feet deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot, video game life style of the two time international video game superstar. Because that's what this channel's about, that's what this domain is about, that's what society is about. You are looking at the new face of Twitch and GODDAMN is Twitch lucky...

    • @TGUYALTPC
      @TGUYALTPC 2 года назад +14

      first monuments second superheros now fucking furniture

    • @Mr_Nobody2512
      @Mr_Nobody2512 2 года назад +3

      Bro, perfect clubhouse for boys only, lmao...It kinda stinks in here though

  • @SoundAuthor
    @SoundAuthor 6 лет назад +236

    4:31 "...Or, ask an older person to help you..."
    "Why why hello there! I was just smoking this pipe here and enjoying the nuclear blast!"

    • @slystonedtuna
      @slystonedtuna 4 года назад +1

      That What I Said, i was like bullshit

    • @FN_FAL_4_ever
      @FN_FAL_4_ever 4 года назад +2

      Might as well enjoy one last smoke lol

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 8 лет назад +221

    There's a great movie called "The Atomic Cafe" which is a collection of films like this. These films were government propaganda that tried to convince people that nuclear wars were easily winnable and that the effects would only be a minor inconvenience. Given what we know about nuclear weapons today, these films are both funny and horrifying to watch.

    • @Diavlow
      @Diavlow 8 лет назад +8

      If theres a nuclear war i hope i get to be a ghoul like in fallout then live for hundreds of years like the ghouls in goodneighbor

    • @RileyGRis
      @RileyGRis 8 лет назад +5

      Biological warfare is super unpredictable and quite finicky.
      I'd be more concerned about other types of warfare.
      Yes, I am a microbiologist.

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson 7 лет назад +6

      I hear the Atomic Cafe serves up some great gut bombs.

    • @donothi7905
      @donothi7905 7 лет назад

      Catzilla nice film

    • @nastypupp
      @nastypupp 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks I'm going to look for that

  • @birderjohn3396
    @birderjohn3396 5 лет назад +338

    The Japanese experience of actually being attacked with nuclear weapons, is that many people at the outside perimeter could have and did benefit from ducking and covering as best as possible.

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 4 года назад +68

      True. The tactic of "Duck and Cover" managed to save the lives of police officers in Nagasaki, Japan.

    • @P7777-u7r
      @P7777-u7r 4 года назад +53

      Remember too that atomic bombs were a lot less powerful in 1951 basically being of the same type used on Hiroshima. The big hydrogen bombs that can obliterate an entire metro area came after this was published. Also they were not delivered by missile but by airplane and there was a legitimate chance of shooting down a plane before it could drop its nuclear payload on target
      In fact theres a theory that the suburbs started as a response to the less powerful atom bombs of the 50s. By having people live outside of city centers youd reduce casualties in event of an attack.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 3 года назад +27

      @@P7777-u7r no it was basically just population expansion, and after the war everybody wanted a house with property, etc

    • @mandaoberg5387
      @mandaoberg5387 3 года назад +14

      One woman survived because she was too lazy to take off her pajama pants, and just pulled different ones on top. The 2 layers saved her

    • @Warsie
      @Warsie 3 года назад +6

      @@P7777-u7r Heinlein wrote some short story where he talked abotu the development of nuclear weapons and how one option is to either cede them to the UN or do some hardcore decentralization of U.S. cities (as in mass resettlement & building underground cities). The American government did somewhat follow this logic, they put a lot of their bases and military industry in smaller cities to make it harder for the USSR to get them all in a single strike.
      It wouldn't surprise me if some congresspeople subsidizing the suburban transportation networks were doing this somewhat for that reason (the highways were intended as a nuke resistant transportation system and a place to land bombers who had their bases eat Soviet nukes)

  • @cube_universe6749
    @cube_universe6749 2 года назад +33

    Can you see the Trinity Desk?

  • @chimmiebomb
    @chimmiebomb 8 лет назад +469

    I like how they say sunburn instead of incineration

    • @louiswalsh2762
      @louiswalsh2762 7 лет назад +43

      They're are speaking if you are out of ground zero seriously so many uneducated people .... and if you aren't directly in the fireball the dangers are 1st 2nd and 3rd degree burns as well as the blast and later radiation there's more damage than just the fireball......

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 7 лет назад +13

      Seriously. Radiant light is what causes the flashburns, similar to the way our sun can burn us. The physics are exactly the same.

    • @tomknoll5546
      @tomknoll5546 6 лет назад +19

      Still, I think if you're in the vicinity of the mushroom cloud, the best advice is to look at it. You'll only see something like that once...

    • @johncurry6260
      @johncurry6260 6 лет назад +13

      People survived in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki who didn't die of radiation poisoning, cancer or any other atomic/ radiation malady. if you are not in zone one or two you do indeed have a good chance at survival if you protect yourself from the initial explosion/ fireball/ radiation.

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 6 лет назад +3

      John Curry true, but i don't think it helps if you hide in something that will crush you(IE doorway that will be obliterated by the blast). Though getting down does help (in theory).and with bombs that we're getting bigger and bigger, I suspect by the 50s and 60s, pretty much seeing a bomb flash meant you were toast regardless

  • @intellectualmofo8956
    @intellectualmofo8956 6 лет назад +123

    It doesn't matter how old this is it still manages to give me chills, I don't know why but it must be because this was actually a serious issue back then and even though it would have done minimal help in protecting you it still gave you a sense of Hope and protection but there still are like a 90% possibility that you would die

    • @diekritischestimme
      @diekritischestimme 4 года назад +16

      Actually, this would have given you MAXIMUM help, since it is the only reasonable thing to do, unless you are in the middle of ground zero anyway. Distance is key. A few miles away from ground zero you might survive by not being hit by glass windows or other flying objects.

    • @thedogeyoreo5708
      @thedogeyoreo5708 Год назад +4

      Another thing to remember is that a nuclear blast doesn’t sweep underground (that’s if you aren’t at ground zero of course), it’s like a huge wind that only blasts the surface. Staying in a ditch or the obvious ducking and cover helps already avoid the blast and debris altogether

    • @xdani_thethinkingneko
      @xdani_thethinkingneko Год назад +1

      ​@@diekritischestimme or would would have been the maximum help, would have been us not creating something as horrifying as nuclear weapons

    • @joycefields3166
      @joycefields3166 Год назад

      1951

    • @michaelshanks6932
      @michaelshanks6932 Год назад

      Unfortunately, I was enough of a reader to know this better than most of my classmates. Sometimes ignorance really IS bliss...

  • @badreligion1231
    @badreligion1231 8 лет назад +319

    It's amazing the human race has survived this long .

    • @puttputtbj3260
      @puttputtbj3260 6 лет назад +16

      r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @prorrie
      @prorrie 2 года назад +1

      @@puttputtbj3260 based

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 2 года назад +5

      We almost didn't. There have been at least two points in human history when extinction was a real possibility. Once in our prehistoric/genetic history, and again in the atomic age.

    • @nancyberkey7152
      @nancyberkey7152 2 года назад +1

      We r saved to this day by the grace of God.

    • @greycatturtle7132
      @greycatturtle7132 2 года назад

      Ye

  • @mrlongview4yearsand751
    @mrlongview4yearsand751 Год назад +56

    My parents grew up during this era and remember this film. Every time we talked about it my dad would laugh and call it "duck and kiss your ass goodbye." We'd all laugh until my mom got upset and said "we weren't stupid back then! what the hell else were we supposed to do?" That would make us stop laughing until the next time the topic came up, and my dad would say, "I remember this one film, we used to call it "duck and kiss your ass goodbye..."

  • @marchingontogether4628
    @marchingontogether4628 5 лет назад +675

    Newspaper: I’m about to end this bombs whole career

    • @anawa7edminalnass206
      @anawa7edminalnass206 3 года назад +2

      Newspaper older than TV

    • @stevenkester8422
      @stevenkester8422 2 года назад +2

      The pen is mightier than the sword but the newspaper is........... To be continued........ We all pray for Jim.

  • @2030games
    @2030games 6 лет назад +214

    This actually made me really sad that people had to live in such fear.

    • @daisykaren6584
      @daisykaren6584 2 года назад +36

      The doomsday clock is much closer to midnight than when this video was made.

    • @benjaminyoung9694
      @benjaminyoung9694 2 года назад +4

      This comment made me nostalgic. Feels bad tho.

    • @netflixfan8940
      @netflixfan8940 2 года назад

      This not only inspired me to duck and cover when danger strikes it also inspired me to make a movie called the many adventures of Bert the turtle starring Bert the turtle and all his friends

    • @gavinperch9413
      @gavinperch9413 2 года назад +13

      Considering what's going on today, I think nuclear is and should be a popular discussion once again.

    • @jacobshrum6825
      @jacobshrum6825 2 года назад +7

      And now we're back with nuclear scares in headlines. Thanks Putin!

  • @SumsarH
    @SumsarH 10 лет назад +278

    instructions not clear, ended up on the roof

    • @BenCulture
      @BenCulture 9 лет назад +7

      That's the best joke so far, either that or the huge blanket of newspaper for Japan joke. Not mine, unfortunately.

    • @Legion640
      @Legion640 9 лет назад +4

      Darkness Serpent Doesn't matter, DUCK AND COVER.

    • @ronaldlollis8895
      @ronaldlollis8895 6 лет назад +1

      “If you don’t know, ask your teacher.”-D&C

  • @nadinebopp
    @nadinebopp 2 года назад +131

    I'm always gonna carry a news paper with me from now on because this will help protect me from severe burns in the event of a nuclear blast Thank you Bert 🐢📰👍

    • @acidbubblebath77
      @acidbubblebath77 Год назад +4

      It will also protect you from any large chunks of metal, concrete, and shards of glass swirling around in the blast wave.
      Edit: I forgot that it will also protect your hearing since nuclear explosions are kind of loud, lol.

    • @nadinebopp
      @nadinebopp Год назад +2

      @@acidbubblebath77 Awesome Thanks 📰 😆

  • @ItsArven
    @ItsArven 5 лет назад +697

    Atomic bomb : explodes
    Bert : Aight imma head out

  • @fiarubold
    @fiarubold 6 лет назад +468

    Now there are nuclear weapons that got a 100 mile blast radius. Thank goodness my desk will save me.

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 5 лет назад +4

      But then we have the Yellowstone super volcano. It’s been theorized that it has a 500 mile blast radius.

    • @jameshoiby
      @jameshoiby 5 лет назад +11

      If you live 101 miles out, it just might.

    • @chewchewtrain
      @chewchewtrain 4 года назад +7

      There is no nuclear bomb was a blast radius even near that. The Tsar Bomba (only one was ever made) didn't even have near that.

    • @r.i.peperoniiiiroh9625
      @r.i.peperoniiiiroh9625 4 года назад

      chewchewtrain well in the modern day we have much bigger bombs and a lot more so the radius will be larger too

    • @chewchewtrain
      @chewchewtrain 4 года назад +1

      @@r.i.peperoniiiiroh9625 Yeah, but nowhere near 100 miles.

  • @dirac17
    @dirac17 10 лет назад +292

    Covering your head with a newspaper is the difference between life and death.

    • @jens-christianjensen7409
      @jens-christianjensen7409 10 лет назад +30

      If you're six miles away, yes. Check out the burn patterns from people in Hiroshima which was the same as the pattern on their clothes - go figure.

    • @NoahSmith-yh7vn
      @NoahSmith-yh7vn 10 лет назад +1

      And don't you forget it.

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 10 лет назад +2

      Jens-Christian Jensen
      Eh, the number of people lucky enough to live to old age would be drastically reduced.
      By 1952, fission bombs were around 330kt (based on the fact that Ivy Mike is roughly 330kt * 30 and RDS-6s is roughly 330kt * 1.2).
      The ones used in 1945 were around 20kt.

    • @vanihm
      @vanihm 10 лет назад

      manictiger wrong! The strongest fission bomb ever was 500 kt and that was 3 years later and just a test. The actual Soviet weapons in 1951 werent any stronger than 25 ky

    • @NoahSmith-yh7vn
      @NoahSmith-yh7vn 10 лет назад

      NERD. Did you look that up, make it up, or do you know it. Because that's a waste of brain cells.

  • @L1vv1_0n_Pawz-vh8fw
    @L1vv1_0n_Pawz-vh8fw 7 месяцев назад +25

    WE HIDING FROM HORRIFYING BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS IN MASCOT SUITS W THIS ONE 🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jaylee7447
    @jaylee7447 5 лет назад +262

    I’d die in a funny position so when the survivors find me at least they’ll have a good laugh

    • @asoru5573
      @asoru5573 4 года назад +2

      @@FulllNameUnknown XD

    • @hannorasmusholtiegel6044
      @hannorasmusholtiegel6044 3 года назад +35

      Sad thing is, only thing they would see is your atomic shadow

    • @joeytofil2259
      @joeytofil2259 3 года назад +24

      @@hannorasmusholtiegel6044 'Tragic, this man not only vaporized in the blast but he had a bunny for a hand'

  • @BadaBing.UCF30
    @BadaBing.UCF30 9 лет назад +618

    "We must get ready for any other dangers around us" *focuses on black kid*

    • @michaelutt6532
      @michaelutt6532 9 лет назад +11

      ***** Dude you have the same profile picture as me and I thought i said that for a second lol

    • @mr.bantman8189
      @mr.bantman8189 9 лет назад +13

      ***** wow, subtle

    • @SnowyGolem
      @SnowyGolem 7 лет назад +42

      Dauge Yo 1:33 for those who didn't hear it

    • @babw16
      @babw16 7 лет назад

      Dauge Yo YEEEE

    • @llamamech488
      @llamamech488 7 лет назад +1

      damn thats dank

  • @beccaberglie101
    @beccaberglie101 8 лет назад +247

    My history teacher showed this to us and now he randomly tells us to duck and cover

    • @kriswilson8034
      @kriswilson8034 8 лет назад +38

      Any chance this history teacher has a guillotine in the classroom?

    • @Kiyoko504
      @Kiyoko504 8 лет назад +7

      The Vice Principal still has it, likes giving Detentions a personal touch !

    • @allendrake3187
      @allendrake3187 8 лет назад +1

      He also has a time machine.

    • @dylan-yz5zu
      @dylan-yz5zu 8 лет назад +7

      he must know the future

    • @worldrallyblu
      @worldrallyblu 7 лет назад +7

      lmao mine took a picture with the flash on and made us duck

  • @SucreAmygdalum
    @SucreAmygdalum 2 года назад +272

    WHO IS TO BLAME FOR THE DEAD CHILDREN IN THE TRINITY DESK?

    • @parkercowan8648
      @parkercowan8648 2 года назад +6

      The Reds?

    • @tzukan9039
      @tzukan9039 2 года назад +4

      Jajajaja te pasaste

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 2 года назад +14

      THEY HID IN THE DESK AND THE DESK HID *THEM*

    • @MROB-6720M
      @MROB-6720M 2 года назад +5

      HIDE AND SEEK GONE WRONG?

    • @skykid2095
      @skykid2095 2 года назад +4

      PARENTS SUE, CLAIMING FOUL PLAY.

  • @chloebutler8438
    @chloebutler8438 6 лет назад +97

    2:37 I like how the house on the left is destroyed but the church 100 yards away is just fine

    • @creepykidandinfinitedreams2987
      @creepykidandinfinitedreams2987 3 года назад +16

      The power of God is strong 😎

    • @adrenalinewill
      @adrenalinewill 2 года назад +1

      Remember to Splash Holy Water on you for Gods protection, and Vodka for Russians Bomb Immunity!

    • @chriswaring5565
      @chriswaring5565 2 года назад

      I. DIDN'T NOTICE THAT THE NUMBER OF TIMES IVE WATCHED IT MUST BE A STRONGLY BUILT WHEN THE BOMB DROPS SHELTER IN THE CHURCH IT WILL SURVIVE THE ATTACK

  • @belle369
    @belle369 4 года назад +273

    *atomic bomb explodes*
    Tony: Gets back on his bike and rides away

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 6 лет назад +103

    Directed by Anthony Rizzo? Maybe it should be called "Crowd the Plate" instead of "Duck and Cover".

  • @thectuelone9994
    @thectuelone9994 9 месяцев назад +55

    me when I am trapped in a suit that is meant to be a character that I voice acted for in an old n64 video game and can’t die:

    • @oddessySparkZ
      @oddessySparkZ 5 месяцев назад +4

      Me when I’m a beaver in a game, forced to hear the mamade horrors made by an establishment:

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark 8 лет назад +692

    2:14 So THAT is where ManSlayer got his audio sample

    • @roach392
      @roach392 8 лет назад +58

      I know I was just thinking that. "it looks something like this"

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 8 лет назад +9

      Thx saber

    • @martijn9729
      @martijn9729 8 лет назад +38

      Saberspark i like your ass
      YOUR LYING MORGAN

    • @mightytax
      @mightytax 7 лет назад

      EXACtLY!!!

    • @expkonel7881
      @expkonel7881 7 лет назад +7

      Oh my god, I never thought I would see you here.

  • @_Bromine_35
    @_Bromine_35 8 лет назад +175

    Remember kids, when u hear the alarm, lightly jog to a near by house or school that could easily be destroyed if a bomb went off.

    • @_Bromine_35
      @_Bromine_35 8 лет назад +19

      Also, at 8:16 that guy could have gotten his head run over by his tractor....

    • @robyng5708
      @robyng5708 8 лет назад

      Your a big meany

    • @TheDankEngineer
      @TheDankEngineer 7 лет назад +1

      The flash happens and nothing happens. He is not at blast 0

    • @accio_hufflepuff3274
      @accio_hufflepuff3274 6 лет назад

      “10/10 advice” 😂

    • @bryanzellmann6271
      @bryanzellmann6271 6 лет назад

      Most tractors and riding mowers automatically stop when you get off the seat.

  • @Desboe
    @Desboe 2 года назад +87

    I never thought I'd ever have a reason to share this video till now. What a time we're living in man

  • @fishbowljailor3841
    @fishbowljailor3841 8 месяцев назад +62

    its so funny to see the comment section descend from war recollections to "who's to blame for the dead children in the invisible desk" and finally "getting chased by twisted versions of friends because you decided to play a game from 1997"

    • @henrywilson9559
      @henrywilson9559 7 месяцев назад +5

      What game is everyone referencing??

    • @paperholders
      @paperholders 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@henrywilson9559 idk if this is late but it's Shipwrecked 64

  • @GranVlog
    @GranVlog 8 лет назад +578

    3:07 You cover the back of your neck with your face.

    • @epic1744
      @epic1744 8 лет назад +72

      +GranVlog You cover the back of your neck, (and) your face.

    • @GranVlog
      @GranVlog 8 лет назад +9

      epic1744 aah

    • @koeninja
      @koeninja 8 лет назад +76

      +GranVlog To be honest, if a nuke went off, that would probably occur.

    • @gsimon123
      @gsimon123 8 лет назад +8

      Not as easy to do as it sounds

    • @MegaSwiming
      @MegaSwiming 8 лет назад +29

      And kiss your butt good bye

  • @TopFurret
    @TopFurret 8 лет назад +121

    Now thanks to ducking and covering you'll only get 2.9 degree burns instead of third degree burns!

    • @Zawmbbeh
      @Zawmbbeh 8 лет назад +7

      +1% Chance of survival! Wow!

    • @RoyalAviator
      @RoyalAviator 8 лет назад +8

      You realise it doesn't take much to stop heat? They recommend putting something between you and the explosion which will prevent practically all radiant heat from the explosion, a brick wall will even protect you from the majority of harmful radiation.

    • @ronaldlollis8895
      @ronaldlollis8895 6 лет назад

      That’s the spirit, Tiger!

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 6 лет назад +177

    "Now we've all been to the doctor to get our chest x-rayed, right? Well, a nuclear bomb is just like that, but it's as if the doctor had to do the x-ray over . . . and over . . . and over."

    • @ronaldlollis8895
      @ronaldlollis8895 6 лет назад +8

      Catzilla - “I CAN SEE MY INSIDE PARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    • @JRobertOppenheimerVideos
      @JRobertOppenheimerVideos 6 лет назад +4

      X-Ray was a fantastic beautiful nuclear test in the 1950s. X-Ray was the name of the test shot. If that was not clear already. You can find pictures online, but it's probably better in person.
      And don't listen to Burt. He is a communist and stay away from any kind of X-rays. They are all the same. X-tra-fun and x-tra cellular mutation beyond cancer. I call it, Super Cancer.
      Burt and Super Cancer are friends. Don't let them go on teaching you that you want to x-ray a fish or your doctor or the entire standing army who watched the test and then photographed it because it's all about the memories at the end of the day. What bombs you witnessed. What sheep you sheared and then left to die. And what turtles are communist party members and how they are stealing your thoughts at night.
      Burt has got to go.

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 5 лет назад +3

      Chest x-ray? I hear thats 3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible

  • @milk-man54
    @milk-man54 10 месяцев назад +46

    Duck, and cover‼️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @ShuyaTheDark
    @ShuyaTheDark 9 лет назад +55

    This kind of videos make me sad. To think that children were seeing this in times of war.

    • @NewLife-qj5lp
      @NewLife-qj5lp 9 лет назад

      we are always seeing this kind of thing. At least they educated there generations kids about this stuff

    • @KentCCarpenter
      @KentCCarpenter 8 лет назад +2

      +Samuel Rocha García Hence, the 1960's drug culture!

    • @joegamble328
      @joegamble328 6 лет назад +1

      Go away Jeff sessions

    • @tylergabrielsen9873
      @tylergabrielsen9873 6 лет назад +1

      Samuel Rocha García just like how its sad that we have to have lock down drills because people are shooting up schools

  • @Novakid191
    @Novakid191 9 месяцев назад +50

    a certified cogware games moment

  • @Destructerator
    @Destructerator 8 лет назад +84

    Isn't this primarily to comfort people? The flash and initial blast of gamma rays come before there is any shockwave or boom. The flash is the burn, there's no time to react.

    • @TheDragonSeer
      @TheDragonSeer 8 лет назад +3

      I believe so.

    • @662wc5
      @662wc5 8 лет назад +4

      I'm sure even you can figure out how and why in reality that would depend greatly on many factors, such as how far away from the blast you were, and what was between you and the blast. There are no absolutes.

    • @信田加代子
      @信田加代子 8 лет назад +2

      it's to comfort people after freaking them out and brainwashing them into a state of inconsolable terror! ^.^

    • @chepushila1
      @chepushila1 7 лет назад +8

      There is time to react to a low yield nuclear blast and if you follow the advice in this video it can save your life in certain situations.

    • @johnmacrae2006
      @johnmacrae2006 6 лет назад

      +Destructerator
      I think it's the opposite, to keep people in fear.
      You would think by now people would know that the 'nuclear threat' from North Korea is a joke, and a cruel one.

  • @JoshuaAndres
    @JoshuaAndres 2 года назад +44

    Who is to blame for the dead children in the desk?

  • @BattlegroundsFTW
    @BattlegroundsFTW 9 лет назад +529

    Sixty years ago the threat of nuclear warfare was a distinct possiblity.
    *We educated our children on what to do when they see the flash of a nuclear bomb*. Let that sink in.
    Now, sixty years later, we see this video and think of it as a joke.
    Our kids see this as a cool tie-in to a video game.

    • @gtomanga
      @gtomanga 9 лет назад +32

      +Colin G i thought this is
      a fallout origin trailer

    • @gmosphere
      @gmosphere 9 лет назад +46

      +Colin G Keep in mind this was to more to pacify the populace if anything else, I bet the WWII veterans that were stationed in Japan during the post-war occupation would probably laugh in combination of horror and disbelief if they would watch this after hearing stories of A-bomb survivors

    • @texanpatriotstrategy9135
      @texanpatriotstrategy9135 9 лет назад +23

      Now Nuclear Weapons are alot stronger. Which means well fuck..... Kids you see a blast... Ehh.. YOUR FUCKED!

    • @BattlegroundsFTW
      @BattlegroundsFTW 9 лет назад +28

      TexanPatriot Strategy
      Believe it or not, that's not true. The nukes of the 60s were far more powerful than the ones we have today. For example, the largest U.S. Nuclear warhead in the 60s was Castle Bravo, at 15 Megatons. Now, the largest warhead in the U.S. arsenal is the M83, at 1.2 megatons.

    • @texanpatriotstrategy9135
      @texanpatriotstrategy9135 9 лет назад +7

      Colin G Ya just watched a video on that.oops.

  • @xFlared
    @xFlared 9 лет назад +71

    I remember the southpark episode where they did Duck and Cover and the volcano safely passed over their heads.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 9 лет назад

      +Admiral Ackbar LOL It was perfect!

    • @BockworschtSoldier
      @BockworschtSoldier 8 лет назад +2

      +Admiral Ackbar Please don´t try this in real live. The rebellion needs you.^^

    • @eeatuu7285
      @eeatuu7285 2 года назад

      Season 1, Episode 3 “Volcano”

  • @hadoct1315
    @hadoct1315 5 лет назад +127

    10/10 would recommend. Prevented someone from taking a picture of me using this same technique.

  • @railleyandrewdeguzman196
    @railleyandrewdeguzman196 2 года назад +58

    WHAT YOU SEE HERE WHAT YOU WITNESS HERE WHAT YOU SHARE HERE IF YOU EVER WATCH ANOTHER VIDEO LEAVE THIS MEMORY HERE

    • @Dragon-Slay3r
      @Dragon-Slay3r 2 года назад

      This ant blocked me going forward with its head

    • @qtea3.149
      @qtea3.149 Год назад

      Memory!

  • @BlendedMozart
    @BlendedMozart 4 года назад +57

    My history teacher showed this in class a few months ago, just before the lockdown. He sang to the song in the beginning. The class laughed when they tossed the picnic blanket

  • @alexanderfretheim5720
    @alexanderfretheim5720 5 лет назад +31

    Thank you for sharing this classic. It represents a very different way of looking at these things, a much more proactive and thoughtful one.

    • @metsfan7376
      @metsfan7376 5 лет назад +1

      Finally a good comment in this ignorant section

  • @DioAureo
    @DioAureo 9 лет назад +61

    While we know better now, have you noticed that the desk is just some magical, indestructible thing that can protect you from everything?? What's it made of: adamantium?

    • @lajoswinkler
      @lajoswinkler 9 лет назад +10

      ***** Ever heard of blast zones? Not all of the area is destroyed to dust. Great deal of lives can be saved like this.

    • @DioAureo
      @DioAureo 9 лет назад +9

      Lajos Winkler I was merely making a jab at the desk being the ultimate protector of everything. I know it can be in certain cases.

    • @ColorFusical
      @ColorFusical 9 лет назад +1

      ***** nice reference

    • @sircastic959
      @sircastic959 7 лет назад

      Would you rather have a desk between you and whatever comes your way or nothing? A desk will protect you from debris that would kill or seriously injure you not from everything but surely more than thin air will.

    • @tomknoll5546
      @tomknoll5546 6 лет назад

      Krypton...

  • @476233
    @476233 Год назад +12

    I don’t know why, I find these old PSAs and safety and how to videos so cute. They were so innocent and pure. Especially the ones on grooming, child raising, and dating/family life from this era. It’s nice they thought to do something cartoony for kids to help them remember and not to scare them.

  • @elmoscotch6621
    @elmoscotch6621 7 лет назад +72

    if I was a kid in the 1950s I would be so scared, I would stay in my room all day!

    • @JRobertOppenheimerVideos
      @JRobertOppenheimerVideos 6 лет назад +2

      That is what Burt does.

    • @shelleysmith1779
      @shelleysmith1779 6 лет назад +4

      nah, we grew up to become hippies & to not trust anyone over 30.

    • @cripplehawk
      @cripplehawk 4 года назад +4

      Theat's what Steven Spielberg did during the Cuban Missile crisis.
      He went full "Doomsday Prepper mode" by filling all the tubs with water saying that it will be our water supply.

    • @greatomegax8175
      @greatomegax8175 3 года назад +1

      50s shit that's now that's at any time😶

  • @PrinceApollo117
    @PrinceApollo117 8 месяцев назад +31

    WE’RE HIDING FROM THE STARLINGS WITH THIS ONE

  • @anotherpersonontheweb5558
    @anotherpersonontheweb5558 7 лет назад +24

    "if there isn't any adult around, you're on your own" very helpful to know lol

  • @haja.
    @haja. 2 года назад +64

    do NOT play hide and seek in that desk. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!

    • @trilobitose
      @trilobitose 2 года назад +9

      I will play hide and seek under the desk and you can't stop me

    • @FAZBEARENTCEO
      @FAZBEARENTCEO 2 года назад +5

      Ah shit we lost another one

  • @jennysanimations4181
    @jennysanimations4181 4 года назад +41

    I love how all of these people don't rush to the shelter but they just sigh like: "Oh goddamn it not again."

  • @BradleyStegall
    @BradleyStegall 5 лет назад +184

    "How Can We Tell When The Atomic Bomb May Explode"hehe *You'll* *Know*

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, not soon enough though.

    • @charonsferryold
      @charonsferryold 5 лет назад +4

      Will you, though? I imagine if you were in the fireball area of an atomic bomb you'd have no idea before dying.

    • @takashikamiyama4607
      @takashikamiyama4607 4 года назад +10

      @@charonsferryold I think if you're that close you might not even notice that you just died.

    • @jacksonsword9787
      @jacksonsword9787 4 года назад +3

      In all seriousness if there was a great flash of light you would have no idea what was happening. You would probably try to look at it and after a couple of seconds when the second light pulse hits you would be blinded, burned, and irradiated because you did not lie down on the ground. Now that you are in pain and blind you stand little chance of getting out of the rubble. However if you knew what to do you would greatly increase your chance of survival.

  • @ness6714
    @ness6714 9 месяцев назад +47

    Anyone trapped in a barrel right now?

    • @lunarcod7187
      @lunarcod7187 9 месяцев назад +1

      Anyone trapped in the Trinity Desk rn

    • @oddessySparkZ
      @oddessySparkZ 5 месяцев назад

      Anybody beating a bin turning into a rabbit rn?

  • @thatguywhosayshi7021
    @thatguywhosayshi7021 2 года назад +23

    I sure do love playing hide and seek! I hope nothing wrong will happen if I hide in this invisible yellow desk!

  • @LeTtRrZ
    @LeTtRrZ 8 лет назад +53

    Man, the fear at this time must have been real. They forgot to mention one thing: if a pressure wave is coming, you should be yawning when it hits. If you do, the pressure inside and outside your eardrums would equalize. If you don't, your eardrums would get blown out. I suppose it wouldn't matter though, since anyone in that area would die of radiation poisoning anyway.

    • @juliaiw3818
      @juliaiw3818 5 лет назад

      Guys just cover your ears with a newspaper dUh

    • @juliaiw3818
      @juliaiw3818 5 лет назад

      Chime Rift oh right how stupid of me that newspaper would be too much coverage

    • @juliaiw3818
      @juliaiw3818 5 лет назад

      Chime Rift oh right how stupid of me that newspaper would be too much coverage

  • @RHR199X
    @RHR199X 2 года назад +76

    the manticore sends his regards

    • @yellowbacon69
      @yellowbacon69 8 месяцев назад

      Is that where everyone is coming from?

  • @railleyandrewdeguzman196
    @railleyandrewdeguzman196 2 года назад +68

    WHO KILLED THE CHILDREN IN THE TRINITY DESK?

    • @sirarthurwesley3464
      @sirarthurwesley3464 2 года назад +7

      who knows??????????????

    • @krishagen688
      @krishagen688 2 года назад +10

      The desk behind the slaughter

    • @Yungwolfo
      @Yungwolfo 2 года назад +4

      It’s weird that it recommended me this

    • @micheal5117
      @micheal5117 2 года назад +4

      it was me actually

    • @liz3bet
      @liz3bet 2 года назад +2

      Can you pls. explain? BC I want to know what you're talking about. (I haven't watched the video yet, but plan to.)

  • @Anon-ymous-
    @Anon-ymous- 8 месяцев назад +8

    I love that Shipwreck 64 took the duck and cover of this song and implemented it with the gameplay. You had to duck.. and cover.

  • @KorvasYT
    @KorvasYT 9 месяцев назад +84

    WE RUNNING FROM THE STARLINGS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦫

  • @ScreamingScallop
    @ScreamingScallop 6 лет назад +42

    4:02 "Girls to the left, boys to the right! No mixing!"

  • @vrykyl6464
    @vrykyl6464 6 лет назад +88

    6:10 Smashes his sister into a wall.
    6:49 Then a panicked driver crosses the bridge at full speed.
    7:30 I hope that bus stops before the driver decides to duck and cover.
    7:47 Ow, it was just someone taking a photograph, my bad.

  • @fortressflashdeck4089
    @fortressflashdeck4089 10 месяцев назад +146

    me when im being swamped by distorted versions of my friends that spawns every few seconds & i am not hiding in a pipe

  • @DEADRATCVLT
    @DEADRATCVLT 2 года назад +24

    "What are you supposed to do when you see the flash?"
    get into the desk : D

  • @PkmnCosmosDev
    @PkmnCosmosDev 9 месяцев назад +14

    This is the chase theme from shipwrecked 64 ost
    OML hearing the actual thing is so scary

  • @rewritten138
    @rewritten138 8 месяцев назад +96

    WE HIDING FROM DISTORTED VERSIONS OF OUR FRIENDS IN A BARREL WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • @alexk9642
      @alexk9642 7 месяцев назад +2

      i don't get the reference and that makes it funnier

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 7 месяцев назад

      @@alexk9642😂

    • @0TTA-POP
      @0TTA-POP 7 месяцев назад

      @@alexk9642Have you heard a game called Shipwrecked 64?

    • @Cheesekthe1st
      @Cheesekthe1st 6 месяцев назад

      @@alexk9642Shipwrecked 64’s Layer 3

  • @TheBrettN
    @TheBrettN 5 лет назад +183

    4:14 *sirens go off in a terrifying way*
    Kids: Oh ok. Im going inside now kthxbye.

    • @thatonedud8325
      @thatonedud8325 4 года назад

      They where probably going into a family shelter

    • @asoru5573
      @asoru5573 4 года назад

      lol

    • @PennsylvaniaEAS
      @PennsylvaniaEAS 3 года назад +6

      They look so disappointed like it happens a lot like "oh not again, God damn it mom russia's bombing us again "

    • @saragamingroblox9030
      @saragamingroblox9030 3 года назад

      THEY DIDNT EVEN RUN 😭

    • @snowgroomer600
      @snowgroomer600 3 года назад

      @@saragamingroblox9030 Because with warning, you have a couple of minutes to get inside

  • @ToMeTheFool
    @ToMeTheFool 9 лет назад +33

    This is absolutely chilling...

  • @jasonthedragon73
    @jasonthedragon73 5 лет назад +48

    The only good of ducking and covering, is that it makes it easier to kiss one's ass goodbye.

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo 4 года назад +1

      That'w what people said back in the 60's...lol

    • @ruthannkizakavich3325
      @ruthannkizakavich3325 2 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-kz8yo I agree with you, John! You hit the nail on the head! 👍👍👍

  • @jboycasper
    @jboycasper 2 года назад +20

    I remember watching this in elementary school in the 90s and thinking" lol I'll never need this" boy was I wrong

  • @kerbalengineeringsystems7415
    @kerbalengineeringsystems7415 3 года назад +73

    I love how the narrator refers to nuclear blasts as "the atomic bomb" as if there's just one atomic bomb in existence and the Soviets would just pick a city at random to throw it at

    • @stalins_comically_large_spoon
      @stalins_comically_large_spoon 2 года назад +20

      “Comrade, the war is upon us! …Get the dartboard!”
      “Yes, comrade!” (Gets dartboard and map of the US)
      “Alright, Dmitriy, here’s the dart. Whatever city it lands on, is the city we use the atomic bomb on.”
      “Yes, sir.” **Dmitriy takes a shot of vodka and throws the dart.**

      “Flagstaff, Arizona it is! Prepare the atom bomb!”

    • @gavinperch9413
      @gavinperch9413 2 года назад +2

      Its "the Bomb, with a capital B"

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 2 года назад +9

      @@stalins_comically_large_spoon "Comrade, we missed!"
      "Oh no! What now?"
      "That was our only one, comrade."
      "I see, more vodka, then?"

  • @DJ_CARCINOGEN
    @DJ_CARCINOGEN 6 месяцев назад +30

    WE DIGGING UP BROADSIDE ENTERTAINMENTS FOUNDER AND ENFUSING HIS SOUL INTO A MASCOT SUIT MADE OF FLESH WITH THIS ONE! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐐🐐

    • @Cedar_Treess
      @Cedar_Treess 5 месяцев назад +3

      YEAHHHHH 💥💥💥

    • @Genesis-m9t1n
      @Genesis-m9t1n 5 месяцев назад +2

      Shipwrecked 64, for context.

  • @CABprods
    @CABprods 8 лет назад +252

    We watched this in history class and everyone was dying laughing...
    Even the teacher
    And the principal

    • @tausifislam4971
      @tausifislam4971 8 лет назад +2

      +CABprods we just watched it today

    • @Victoria-ju2uf
      @Victoria-ju2uf 8 лет назад +12

      Why

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 7 лет назад +31

      They shouldn't be laughing. The effects of a nuclear explosion are no joke. The video was designed to help the people who live outside of the main blast zone, where thermal burns, fallout, and overpressure are still serious threats that can injure or kill someone.
      In the 70 plus years since this video came out, there has not been one video that describes to school children just what to do in the event of the unthinkable (Though still possible even today) that can exceed this video.

    • @nik021298
      @nik021298 7 лет назад +4

      That would have been creepy af to see as an outside viewer.

    • @ExhiledGod2
      @ExhiledGod2 6 лет назад +1

      Did someone say Fallout

  • @tarzde
    @tarzde 10 месяцев назад +18

    Dang, shipwrecked 64 has this stuck in my head. It's chilling, but also really interesting

  • @ricardio1814
    @ricardio1814 8 лет назад +32

    I watch this in my US history class.