Wesley Snipes Blade 2 Is So Good You'll Never Pay Taxes Again - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- The Wesley Snipes masterpiece vampire movie Blade 2 is known as such an incredible achievement in art, that the IRS has no authority over anyone who stars in it or anyone who's ever seen it. It's an awesome movie and paying taxes is for suckers anyways.
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Can you do Requiem for a Dream, Universal Soldier, Equilibrium, Jurassic Park.. PPLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEE!!!
no taxes ?! so you mean blade 2 is comunism !
Hey! Don’t clown my dude Ron Pearlman bro! That’s my guy.
pls do steve seagall "Lawman"
How have you not done The Matrix yet? The matrix, is the Keanu Reeves movie where nothing is real, so fuck it.
"We've just hit the minimum amount of story to legally be called a movie". And that was a a rare treat in early 2000s action cinema.
Who needs story when you have explosions?
Can we discuss that swordfight/squaredance? It wasn't touched upon adequately.
A lot of 2000s movies usually suffered from exposition dumps lol
just the way we liked it...
@@JamusChristusright?! The first CGI fight that actually looked (semi) real/weighted.
As Czech, I can confirm our postal service is no fcking joke and random ninjas are the least scary part of it.
❤
👍👍!!!
Yes, it makes sense that ninjas deliver our mail, bcs i havent seen a mailman for a long time....
Dont know why that was the joke to make me lol but it was.🤷♂️😂
All the f-ery involved with Space Ice, aal his vids and fans...! 🤣🤣🤣 Best thing ever.
As a Brit I'd like to formally apologize for what we tried to do to Wesley Snipes in this documentary
Real talk
He knew the risks!
Don't worry. He got you back
It is okay you guys gave us Red Dwarf and British motorcycles plus London dry gin
We'll accept your apology if you just stop talking about the f*peep*ing royal family.
Steven Seagal makes it into every movie, doesn't he.
Don't forget about his infinite amount of body doubles as well.
And the Jean Claude Van Damme dance scene
Won't be a Space Ice vid without a Steven Seagal name drop.
Seagal is just that big...
Fraid so.
Blade 2 is an absolutely incredible movie, one of the best sequels ever. Who ever thought of crossing Guillermo del Toro with Wesley Snipes was a genius
Wait, did Guilherme del Toro directed it? Holy shit, 20 years later and learning things.
And Ron Perlman. Now I get Hellboy 2. Bros lead in it too.
BLADE movie was the genesis of the entire MCU movie franchise.
Snipes was so badass on screen BUT a GIGAD!CK IRL.
Wish it wasn't so. Would have loved for SNIPES'S 'BLADE' to have been a part of the MCU.
HE ROCKS...BUT sucks. Damn.
@yeahnaaa292 snipes rules irl too
I'd like to think Demolition Man was a precursor for Snipes
"Vampire Hunters hunting vampire vampires with vampire hunting vampire hunters"
Man i love this channel
Literally the only comment I was looking for 😂😂😂
Spot on!
“Gal Ghetto” is the best thing I’ve heard all week!
Lol, I didn't get it until this comment.
Calling Donny Yen "the poor man's Jackie Chan" made me spit my drink out.
So much wrong with that line though 😂
You saved me the comment.
Donnie is the gourmet people's Jackie Chan.
The "we have Jackie Chan at home" guy, lmao
They're both pretty great if you're into martial arts movies.
@@crushertnot even close lol donnie is a drug abuser and a womanizer
Donnie is a treasure and ironically one of the few HK movie stars that never copy Jackies approach to make it.
Both legends for different reasons!
Every video is a non-stop assault on Seagal's looks, personality, and acting skills. And I love it.
And he deserved it.
Also his running style. Precious!!!
Kinda like an all you can eat buffet.
I always laughed how all other vampires die screaming horribly in sunlight but what's her face just kind of beautifully flakes away
Blade can evade blades, guns, stakes, sunlight ... but can't evade the IRS
Who can?😂
I don't know why we never just send them after vampires.
That's why he had to get that stripping job in london. He had to pay off his irs debt.
Even The Joker fears the IRS 😂
They owed him money and he was actually not in the wrong on that. Whoops.
As a Brit I can confirm that we cant refuse Marmite body spray
I hate it..
@@markyishere1i love it..
Apparently they're the only 2 correct answers
@@isfbuster6733
Meh, I'm in the middle. HERESY!
@@skylined5534 😂 😂
Nomak was a great villain, was really rooting for him
He was to powerful
Same. I really wanted him to somehow make it out alive.
I absolutely love the scene where they're about to exsanguinate Novak in the 'clinic' and he's 'crying' only to reveal he's revelling in what he's about to do to them 😂
@@lyndonfair9850Villains are almost always overpowered so the victory is greater.
@@theelder4797Unless they meet Rey Palpatine.
@@andrewleah1983 Oh, she's from trilogy of bad fan fiction movies, huh?
"All Snipes can think about is that incredible Kool-Aid!"
Took me out!! 😂😂😂😂
*Never gonna see that scene the same again* 😭😭
"All hopped up on cherry goodness."
Oh, YEAH!
And Ron Pearlman, who somehow found a way to be even uglier. That line had me rolling.
Ron Perlman has never been a sexbomb. But he has found the kind of role where he not only doesn't have to be sexy, his unique look makes it only better.
I've heard Ron Pearlman smells much worse than he looks. So that's saying something.
When Perlman played a caveman in Quest for Fire, they didn't do any costumes, makeup, or hair/wigs for him. That's just his regular, everyday appearance.
The movie is awesome, it has Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Dixon, Hellboy, the singer from Bros, Donnie Yen, the dude from Underworld Evolution ( playing again a vampire), Vince from F&F , frikin` Fegelein from Downfall AKA the Hitler Rants movie and is directed by Guillermo del Toro.
P.S. You didn´t just call Donnie mothafakkin´Yen a "poor man´s Jackie Chan", like for real?!
I was just going to say that, no way is Donnie Yen a poor man's Jackie Chan!
I'd like to think Space Ice is well aware that's Donnie Yen and called him "Poor Man's Jackie Chan" just to piss us off LOL.
Space Ice can call Bruce Lee a poor man's Jackie Chan. Cos he's Space Ice.😂😂😂😂
@@itrorevif folk don't like getting iced by the Ice man. They are Steven Seagal fans.😂😂😂😂😂
No one is safe 😂
"Gal Ghetto" snuck up on me and made me actually laugh out loud.
Right? I almost missed it. Really clever.
My sides are still hurting from laughing at that one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
I bet now Snipes knows not to cheat the train fare anymore.
Was looking for someone to catch it
By far, the best of the Blade trilogy right here.
By far? It's great but it will always be behind the original masterpiece. The sequel baddie is weak whereas Deacon Frost is an all time great foe and Stephen Dorff played it perfectly.
The first one is better
“Hoarding all the tasty moo-cow”
Yeah, that was the one right there😂😂😂😂
4:33 calling Reedus Murphy and not just Daryl shows that Space Ice is a man of movie culture =)
"Bro has a rare form of Being British that's contagious" actually made me laugh so hard I choked a little.
This must be caused by the NHS
"They need to find out why Snipes does so well in the sun" LOL
I mean, I've always understood this was a movie about fighting back against British stamp tax, but I never realized the subtle vampire side-plot the movie had until now
My guy, you listen to your fans, and thats why, you're a legend in my book? I saw it in Cinema, and this took over the cinema for 2 weeks straight.
I re-watched Blade 2 so many times, I lost count, and that after it came out on VHS. Legendary action film.
VHS???? Damn this movie is old but not that old. 😂
@@christopherjakel1049 in my country, it was on VHS and DVD. I used to watch it every day on VHS before going to work for 7am. Until the tape got stretched. That how you know every line, in every scene, like I do.
10/10. Would avoid taxes.
Avoidance and evasion are two different things.
The slappercut is the ultimate finishing move
Who would have thought that paying the IRS with "I owe you" notes wasn't the proper way to submit your 1040 or amended return?
Those vampires are never happy
State don't play with taxes
Actually they owed him money and he was never in the wrong. Whoops.
@@TaddiestMasonWell I'm sure one of the next presidents can pardon him in time for the film 'The Expendables: 10 - Expired'.
I watched this movies in theaters, and it was awesome back then and is still awesome now.
“So good, you’ll never pay your taxes again” … Damn bro! The only thing better than Blade II, is that tagline!! 🤣
that kool-aid line at 9 minutes took me out! 🤣🤣🤣
"Gal Ghetto" is the one that finally made me comment. Hillarious.
In Sons of Anarchy, Ron pearlman and Danny Trejo were on screen together just 1 time... the show got a ton of hate mail because of how traumatizing it was to have that much ugly on screen at once.
Lol you wild
“Unga bunga”
Hahahah wtf omg funniest comment
See, that is the issue. They need to be fighting monsters together.
It's always the low-key medical minutiae knowledge that Space Ice just drops that always gets me.
Right. The man must have been in the field. Its hilarious
This is the only RUclips channel that I literally get excited about when I get a notification for a new video!! I've been subbed since you had 4k subs and I swear you just get better and better!! Thanks for always coming with consistent badass hilarious content!!
I feel exactly the same way. When I get a notification I rarely check it, unless its Space Ice. Space Ice always puts out quality content.
i agree. i even start laughing without having pressed play 😅
@@XVlTreyme too lol
He is gets better and better with every video he puts up. Comedy Gold.
The clip title got me hollering 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣😭😭
I remember watching this as a child, being confused by how the villain was defeated. Rewatching it today, it's a really strong moment. He was a great villain/anti-hero.
So he gave up his job as a fire marshal before the sequel?
The fire marshal thing was too funny. Should have done it in this one too.
Already one of my favorite movies. Now, I got the urge to watch it all night after work. Sorry, daughter. The FNAF movie can wait! We are watching Blade 2 then watching Space Ice!
Edit: just got to the end and realized the reason behind the IRS jokes. Laughed out loud in realization.
Father of the Year .😊
Who cares about a Fnaf movie, unless it starrs Nicolas Cage as a part-time janitor who beats the shit out of all the animatronics.
Not even a minute in and Seagal takes a stray. 😂😂😂 I love it!
You are seriously the main reason I look forward to Friday. The weekend is a very distant second. So it's like you're my JCVD and the weekend is Seagal. And I agree about everything you have said so far, but that comment about Donnie Yen might have been taking it a little too far lol.
If JCVD is friday, weekend would be at least Nic Cage.
This review is so necessary because I had forgotten why I had forgotten about Snipes and the Blade series. It started out so great but inevitably, Hollywood's lack of writer talent, ruined it.
I haven't sent this movie in many years but I can confirm this is a perfect encapsulation of the story.
That vampire vampire line was pure gold 😂
2:32 "...His buddy Boondocks..."
😂😂😂😂
This is quite possibly the greatest video title I have ever seen for a video!!!!
God, I haven't watched the first couple films in so long, really need to see them again. Thanks for another great video, Ice.
I saw Blade 2 in the theatre. I was a little bit let down that it didn't stand up to the original but totally redeemed itself with the sick ass wrestling moves at the end.
Mega blockbuster hit movie
Where he showed the world...
"But your honor, Space Ice swore I'd never have to pay taxes again!"
"Poor man's Jackie Chan". Low blow Space lol
And somehow Steven Seagull lost 25 points
I can't wait for your to review the third one. It's going to be brutal
The Jay Moore line made laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Cracked up with the title, keep up the good work!
The blade movies were such cool ass unapologetic movies. Marvel will never make something so bold again
But they're making so many great movies now... Oh wait, no. You're right 😂
_You are the best commentator this planet has ever known in the history of Mankind going all the way back to the time humans crawled out of the Primordial Goo!_
No movie will ever beat Bladonna (watching the first Blade in-sync with Madonna’s first 3 albums)
We need a Space Ice video on Dog Soldiers, The Objective, Daywatch & Nightwatch !
Blade 2 is actually so good anyone with a modicum of love for rated R action would rank it S tier.
I would rate it R, for radical!
Less than 30 seconds in and we're hit with an absolutely ruthless "Bros" joke.
This channel deserves every success it gets.
My man did not just call Donnie Yen “A poor man’s Jackie Chan!” 😂 I respect that
This headline should win an award. It’s too damn funny.
For about 2 years i would play this movie during every single one if my kickbacks. People enjoyed and expected it to be put on at some point during the night. Lol
El Duce, broke it for me 😂. Couldnt hold it.
This guy here is pure, raw, true and just the fuckin hilarious 🤣
Been here from early times.
Space Ice goes hard 👌🏽
Greets my man...never stop 🤞🏽
I’ve seen this film more than 5 times, it’s amazing.
Where he showed the world
I was watching Blade 2 and Kris Kristofferson was crapping on about the stake gun that he made which fires silver stakes at vampires at 2000 feet per second. This in itself is same as the .220 Swift bullet first manufactured by Winchester in 1934. The major point of difference though is that the .220 weighs in at a total of 3 grams. Judging by the size of the stake I would say that it was about 15cm long. Silver has a weight of about 10.49 grams per cm^2, I would estimate the radius of the stake to be only 1cm, which gives us a volume of around 47.12cm which equates to a projectile weighing in at about 490 grams - which to me feels about right for the weight of a silver stake. This gets a lot more interesting when we multiply out the bullet velocity (.5 x mass x velocity^2/ stopping distance; which we are setting to zero for the sake of this discussion; i.e. point blank range) as it paints a drastically different picture. Human skin requires only about 6 newtons of force to puncture whereas the human skull requires about 520 newtons of force to crush and the average dude off the street can output about 400 newtons in force. Now the .220 Swift hits with about 667 newtons - 111 times what is required to break human skin. The 490 gram stake travelling at 2000 foot per second outputs 108,997 newtons of force - 18,166 times what is requires to penetrate human skin and over 209 times what is required to crush a human skull. I have questions:
1. How on earth did he make a weapon this powerful yet this compact?
2. Why does he need a weapon this powerful in the first place when vampires turn to dust if you stab them with a silver toothpick? Hitting anything made of flesh and bone with this would of force would red mist everything in its wake.
3. I understand that my grasp of materials technology is not what it needs to be to adequately appreciate how powerful this is as to convert to to "it would break X" as you would need to convert newtons into psi and then you still have the problem of materials such as tungsten which is v strong but is also v brittle. How would you conceptualise this amount of force? It may be capable of levelling buildings.
4. Firing any ballistic projectile at this force from any hand held weapon would likely turn the user into red mist as well. If it was mounted, it would also destory its mounting point. What is the purpose of a weapon this powerful? I understand shitty writing, but this is a bit too far fetched - even for me.
5. How is my maths?
6. Have I missed anything other then the bullet stopping distance which I set to zero?
7. Please let me know your thoughts.
Sleep well.
Nobody in the comment could do what you just did bro..good job very interesting to read
If I ever feel down and just a little bit depressed, I watch something from the legendary space ice and just like that, everything is great again. Thank you sir. You always outdo yourself
Man, I didn't know who Donnie Yen was back when Blade 2 came out, so I didn't realize until now that he's in it!
It's weird to think that he's already 40 in this.
That dive into a front flip stab was pretty dope
CAN'T WAIT FOR BLADE 3 !!!!!!
I like how they use the proper measurement for crossbow bolts as feet per second, but have it going over 4000mph. PLAID SPEED ENGAGED!!!
good old muzzle velocity jokes
"It spits out a silver stake at 6000 feet per second."
Jesus Christ, what kind of propellant are they using to launch a silver stake at hypersonic speeds? The recoil alone would probably take your arm off.
Its wild that these old vampires exclusively rely on 100% fear a 0% fighting ability.
That title, *chef's kiss, spicy
Hadn't even clicked and the title has me rolling.
Space Ice, you've done it again.
Thanks for mentioning HIPAA. Cuz, you know, that matters. Your ability to identify every subtle nuance is what separates you from the rest of humanity. Kudos to you, Space Ice. And kudos again!
One of the not so many sequels that surpassed the original
I genuinely can't think of many. This, Terminator 2 and Lotus Turbo Challenge II... Ok, that last one was a game.
@@skylined5534 Aliens, Star Trek 2
Nothing better than waking up on a Saturday morning to the weekly Space Ice review.
Man, I love Blade 1 and 2 with a passion. Truly awesome movies. I really loled at your interpretation though, great stuff!
Blade ll was criminal underrated 💯
Its actually the most rated blade part
One of your best vids ever bro. Keep killing it.
I used to work near Piccadilly circus and I would frequent these places hoping to see Wesley Snipes. I never did see him though :(
"The mail service in the Czech Republic is no f*cking joke"
🤣
I'm addicted to this channel... WHICH
U SHOWED THE WORLD... !!!!
IRS: Well I guess it's a good thing your a day walker... *puts lock on mansion door and drives off on Blade's motorcycle*
“Peace talks break down… for mysterious reasons”. Perfect.
Showing some comment appreciation, lurked and binged a few of the videos on the channel, cheers dude nice one
For context, 6000 feet per second equates to roughly 4090 miles per hour. The sound barrier at sea level is roughly 770 miles per hour! So that spear gun is traveling over 5 times the speed of sound!
Blade 1&2 certified classics..
The Bros joke was cold blooded!!!! 🤣😂
Cool seeing a young Norman Reedus on this.
"The postal service in the Czech Republic is no joke." Yes, it is well-known that the Czech postal service is at a very high level. That's why, as we say in France, "les Tchèques postent haut". (sorry, stupid French joke)
I loved this movie! The first one was great but the sequel? Chefs kiss.
Lost it at ''drain his oil'' LMAO, Space Ice, you're a saint.
I love how you always say MAYGUH!
Who is here in 2024 after seeing Wesley Snipes blade in Deadpool and Wolverine?
The guys from Bros. line was fucking epic😂😂😂😂