Spicy Chicken: *Shits their pants at the sight of the ability to make a reference to a shitty dead overused meme* Also them: “Allow me to introduce myself” Even them again: *Violently shitting their pants at mach 5 shit speed, their pooping power rivaling other shitty youtube commenters*
@@clbbarle9903 its just a figure of speech "I CANT" essentially a term of Internet slang when someone is laughing and something happenes and they stop what they're doing hard to explain and understand I know.
I've seen a lot of rage quitting but Poofesure is by far my favorite rage quitter of all time. His maniacal laughters, cursing, yelling, and screaming just makes my day everyday. Keep up the good work, man.
*Poofesure’s neighbors:* *poofesure: demon screeches, laughter, and a loud thud can be heard* Husband: shit. There he goes again. Wife: bet he’s playing wii party U again? H: yep! And by what I can tell, he ran out of luck yet again. W: And there goes another toad wii remote with extra motion plus that’s probably shattered somewhere. I wonder how many wii remotes he’s destroyed? H: there’s probably too many to even count. He’s used so many that I’m surprised there’s still any of those toad wii remotes left.
8:53 it makes me so happy to know that somewhere there is a grown man that is yelling at a computer controlled women about weighing different types of fruit.
17:45 bruh check out the fucking gymnastics that last dice is doing- it totally landed on 5, but decided it had to be a 2 because alfonso wasnt allowed to win.
When he said “I’m gonna have to go with the giraffe” I died laughing because my brain took me to the first time he picked the giraffe and it floppy coced him 😂😂😂☠️
That Ostrich clearly despises blue(the main player), hates red, dislikes green, and LOVES yellow! And guess who’s the one in yellow? The only girl, f*cking ANNE!
i hope this video isn't cursed like the last two
Can i get 4k by 2022? ❤️
Those noises killed my eardrums
Probably is ngl
too bas
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Stages of anger:
1. Loud talking
2. Screaming
3. Every single swear ever
4. Blaming Party Phil
5. Chittering
6. Demonic laughing
7. Silence
8.Killing the toad wii remote with motion plus INSIDE
9. Breaking the TV
@@hazel_nut28 true true
10: Gife up
Give
11. Talk about craping everywhere
12. Restarting on last second
13:25 when your dog hears the doorbell
😂😭 I thought the same
your right
The doorbell is "BIRD" too.
GAYO-GAYAYAYAYSYAYYASHA!
Stupid me was looking for cursed audio bits saw this and had to see what this was about. Yes, that’s accurate
15:34 the silence before a complete mental implosion is the loudest silence ever heard by man
Are you still tired
@@somemorecoldwater5879 yes, very.
Dang
Shattered
Broken
Beaten
And silent
Omg I turned down my volume so bad I was sure waiting for him to scream
This makes my night even better and I’m gonna brace myself for the loud random nosie
TURNING DOWN MY VOLUME NOW
Yurr me too
As you should
PLS i’m scared to watch someone tell me IS THERE A DEMON NOISE??
@@northecoolest69 there's no scary noises.
Anne was seducing party Phil and paying the ostrich with golden apples
I dont think they were golden apples I think they were something in the shape of an apple
😂 lololololololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Poof: Gets a Good Roll
-10 space: Allow me to introduce myself
-10: i’m about to end this mans whole career
Wii Toad Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside: Objective: Survive
More like
Party phil:wait that's illegal
Spicy Chicken: *Shits their pants at the sight of the ability to make a reference to a shitty dead overused meme*
Also them: “Allow me to introduce myself”
Even them again: *Violently shitting their pants at mach 5 shit speed, their pooping power rivaling other shitty youtube commenters*
@@YesNo-mi8ke ...what
The ostrich part took me tf out. It went straight for him 😂😂
we’re gonna be in for a ride again. we’re gonna hear a man lose his shit AND a haunting noise.
just waiting for it to scare the shit out of me while im trying to sleep
Luckily there wasnt
There wasn’t a haunting noise, I’m sad.
"This is my dog he's friendly I promise"
The dog: 13:26
I died at that part😂
I usually don’t watch a grown man yell when it’s midnight, but I’ll make an exception.
Midnight for you? I'm an hour behind you, then.
ikr lol The dude is always a sore loser 😂but it's so freaking funny
EST gang
Oh my nickname and same
@@monkeystuff661 I mean.. did you even watch the video though? The game was completely fucking him over. Can't blame him lol
13:26 My dog when an Amazon worker comes up to the door
Erick looks like that one creepy guy from high-school who thought he was a "nice guy" but actually harassed the girls.
Literally a “where my hug at?” Kind of guy
@@teethbeans9994 that is scary accurate
Life tip 506: If someone calls themselves nice, they are most likely the biggest arsehole in the room.
You mean Jeffery Dahmer?
@@walnutmermaid4646 Wasn't Jeffrey secretly gay?
13:26 he's becoming the ostrich himself
NO WAY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Im scared that there will be demon noises
Update me. Any noises?
@@TheFastPack no
I think it was one at the beginning there is a really loud ah
@@ash_acid4846 that was just him
@@DemarcusCousins_III oh ok lol
Me trying to talk after I get my wisdom teeth removed:
13:26
man spoke enchanting table
I just got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, all 4 actually, and my dumb ass still can’t speak.
Erick looks like the kind of guy that you would find selling homemade depressants in the alleyway behind a Jimmy John’s.
🤣🤣🤣
Lol the dude is always raging 🤣in wii sports and in games yoo
Is it wierd that while I was reading this comment about jimmy johns I was eating jimmy johns
WTF LMFAOOO.
Homemade DEPRESSANTS
15:50 him being so quiet kinda scared me
And the slow zoom
Can't wait for the haunted part of the video.
Update. There was no scary noise. T_T
@@Superrabs YAAAAAAAAY
Thank god. It was annoying af
@@Superrabs nooo it was funny af
@@twiffygames2093 I was hoping for it aswell 😔
At 17:50 after examining a wild bear, Poofesure concludes that it is another small one, resulting in him being mauled to death.
He then screams at the cameraman while getting mauled to death, and also insults the bear.
17:57
😳
I feel bad for his neighbors that have to listen to this everyday.
We don’t
Im sure he has soundproofing in the room he records in for better recording quality
He probably has sound proofing and it’s Florida his neighbors are probably blasting music anyway
13:10 Poofesure watching Dora like:
Swiper
@@Alfieohanlon1 no swiping
@@lefrenchaiden3868you're too late!
Aw man
4:13
Poof: Runs TOWARDS the punch
Also Poof: WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD!
16:05 my ears: *brace for impact*
13:20 as soon as he found out who won he turned into a dog 😂
Alfonso's luck stat is so low the value just looped back to the highest number
Lmao
Erick looks like a combination of a nerd and a adult experiencing a mid life crisis
"How old are you?"
"Either 6 or 60 idk"
You look like the combination of an unfunny person and somebody who doesn’t know when to use “an”
@@durnglesnurf5851 hot damn, you killed him, bravissimo
@@durnglesnurf5851 my man , english isnt my first languange
“If this is advanced then what’s master” I sense foreshadowing
17:54 THE SCREAM GOT CUT OFF BY A SUBWAY AD I CANT OMFG 😭🤚
Half the time advertisers have to choose the funking worst time to promote their shitty little mobile game.
You can’t what? Can you finish you damn sentence
@@clbbarle9903 its just a figure of speech "I CANT" essentially a term of Internet slang when someone is laughing and something happenes and they stop what they're doing hard to explain and understand I know.
@@Umb19 I don’t care it’s annoying as hell like bruh shut up
@@clbbarle9903 what r u being so hostile for my guy?
One cannot describe the absolute terror one feels when poof goes silent
I've seen a lot of rage quitting but Poofesure is by far my favorite rage quitter of all time. His maniacal laughters, cursing, yelling, and screaming just makes my day everyday. Keep up the good work, man.
Just making note of the wholesome moment when Alphonso wins the first person he hi-fives is Dudey Dude.
4:17 When your little brother beats you in a rap battle
LMAOOO
"there's no way we don't at least get a 35 roll"
_checks timestamp_
*nervous sweating intensifies*
13:26 mans started speaking enchantment table
im so traumatized from the last videos i don’t trust this one
Erik looks like he’d give me “candy” behind a Wendy’s
Nah just a frosty
Or drugs
@@Gregg5422 cocaine but liquid coming out of a long piece if candy
I know a guy named Eric, who gave me candy in a van
kinda hurt. I bled.
14:40 poofesure just pulled a secretarian
is nobody going to talk about that perfect cut around 10:29? it was perfect
13:07
This is why I love this youtuber, just keep listening ohhhh I’m crying right now
13:46 is my new favorite poof quote
3:16 Karens when they get back their ancestry results and find out they’re %1 Canadian
I love it
Watched the time stamp on a loop between laughing like 8 times that was really funny
Underrated comment XD
Damn youre unfunny
@@edwardblom4217 I'd like to see you make a joke and have someone laugh then.
Alt title: grown man screems at family friendly video game at midnight gone wrong
Ikr
7:17 “confuckled is now my new favorite word lmao
As a representative of all Ericks, we are ment to intimidate our enemies with our mustaches.
I have a friend named Ericka and we all call her Erick, should she grow a moustache?
@@SpairM yes
@@mathais6538 ah of course, I’ll go inform her at once
i havent watched this man in months and i was definitely NOT prepared for the screaming
Me checking the comments for any time frames so I can be prepared for my soul to jump out of my body.
*Poofesure’s neighbors:*
*poofesure: demon screeches, laughter, and a loud thud can be heard*
Husband: shit. There he goes again.
Wife: bet he’s playing wii party U again?
H: yep! And by what I can tell, he ran out of luck yet again.
W: And there goes another toad wii remote with extra motion plus that’s probably shattered somewhere. I wonder how many wii remotes he’s destroyed?
H: there’s probably too many to even count. He’s used so many that I’m surprised there’s still any of those toad wii remotes left.
me: **makes one step into my aunt's house**
the dog: 13:27
It’s courage the cowardly dog 😂
When the screen zoomed in i got scared he was going to explode
Same here
Ahh a normal day of listening to: HhHhHhaAaaAaAaAaAA AASahhHhHhHhHhaAaaAAAAaa (slams yoshi will remote)
With motion plus inside
Hey its a toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside
@@kafarczeslaw455 true
My favorite quote: HE'S RIGHT THERE! IN YOUR POINT OF VIEW, HE'D BE CLEAR AS DAYLIGHT!!!!!
when the camera was zooming in slowly I was getting prepared for a scream if Anne won. But I still got many screams from this video.
Poofesure: “That is another little one”
Total: 34
Poofesure: AAA-
RUclips: (plays ad)
Me: trying to sleep
Some random bird right outside my window: 13:26
a few months ago: that ostrich is a good person
today: THAT IS A STUPID F*CKING BIRD
8:53 it makes me so happy to know that somewhere there is a grown man that is yelling at a computer controlled women about weighing different types of fruit.
I was dying when the ostrich game happened. "You can even fly and you're a stupid bird"
15:44 the silence is way too loud
7:29 this has to be my favorite Poofesure 's freak out ever 12:32 that Ostrich 😆
It’s good to know Poofesure doesn’t know the difference between a hippo and a rhino
17:45 bruh check out the fucking gymnastics that last dice is doing- it totally landed on 5, but decided it had to be a 2 because alfonso wasnt allowed to win.
It actually just went below the two
You knew how badly Poof wanted to stick it to Party Phil. Not only did he read the directions to a mini game, but he actually practiced for it too
13:26
This is what I would imagine owning a Chihuahua would sound like 24/7
12:50 LMFAO I LOST IT AT THIS PART
The matchup between him and Anne in the fruit game was epic! Hahaha
My sleep schedule is gonna be wrecked after this.
sammeee its nearly 2 for me and my insomnia is the reason im here rn
"This has to be a 35 roll"
*sees 5 minutes still left in the video*
*anxiously turns down volume on headphones*
13:26 my grandma having a stroke be like:
I'm just bracing myself for the haunted part of these videos now after what happened the first time involving my bathtub and my phone.
I’m sorry for your loss 😔😢
lord be with you
When you work your ass off on an art contest for school 11:09
When he said “I’m gonna have to go with the giraffe” I died laughing because my brain took me to the first time he picked the giraffe and it floppy coced him 😂😂😂☠️
DAMN FLACCID GIRAFFE
Poof:
-10: And I took that personally…
„Ahh i don‘t know about that“
*rolls a 33*
*silence*
*turns down the volume*
For today’s sound, I was expecting a BBBBBBBOOOORRRRRUHAAAAAA💨💨
Poof needs a Toad amiibo. We know he won’t break that lol
Its about time we hear a toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside in a wii video
13:25 the sped kid trying to warn the class
That’s not funny, that’s just plain insensitive. I’m a fan of dark humour, but that’s taking it too far.
@Black Baby Yoda I don’t f*cking care that’s your problem just scroll away from the comment then
@@erminmusic2004 why are you censoring yourself lmfao
@@born_to_be_sauce47 grow up crybaby 😅 thats taking it too far but you can say you have kids in your basement?
@@Skinner0527 keep it up and your gonna get more than a pie at my bakeria
Got school tomorrow but fuck that I’m trying to watch poof yell at Alfonso
and hear a demon be summoned
who isn’t man
Me too
Me too
Me too
16:06 the loudest silence I've ever heard
13:26 when my dog sees me take out the treats
17:54 AHHHHHH *ad decides to play* Its here! It’s finally here! Beautiful 🤣🤣🤣
As someone named erik, passively watching this video has made me feel scared
Well, that guy was named Erick not Erik, so you should be fine
13:26 this got me rolling into the kitchen downstairs 😂
When he practice a mini-game, you know this is serious
19:14 Brent King of Skill is watching
What can you expect from Alfonso? The burrito in his pants is smaller than Eric’s
19:40 alfonso gets a high five from dudey dude
Always good to see doody dude supporting the homies! 😎
HOLY SHIT THE GHOST IS BACK AT 13:27
That Ostrich clearly despises blue(the main player), hates red, dislikes green, and LOVES yellow! And guess who’s the one in yellow? The only girl, f*cking ANNE!
16:46 all music majors
Seems like in the end Anne got tired of Party Phil’s simping and decided to lose in the bomb minigame on purpose
4:56 when you get covid even tho your really careful when you leave the house
I love the slow zoom-in to absolute silence. Top tier editing
10:24 "It's so hard to do though. Oh my Lord we set a new world record. 275 inches!"
I wonder who said that 🤔
14:54 2022 Kentucky derby has entered the chat
13:25 - 13:37 I couldnt stop laughing my lungs hurt XDD
i listen to his videos to go to sleep and then when i wake up in the morning i actually watch it while i'm getting ready for the day
20yo Me looking at 12yo me's political compass results: 4:48
Poofesure: It's against my religion to practice
Also Poofesure: *says 50 swears in about 2 seconds*