Imagine being a goon for one of these targets, you´re doing your job patroling all the time, keeping a lookout to keep your boss safe... And then one day... A bald maniac streaks by you at Mach 1, does a 1080° turn on the spot, shoves your best mate Frank into the pool - Fred insta-dies the moment his body touches the water. But then the bald guy flips a coin in your face, so everything is good and proper and nothing suspicious has happened at all. Bald coin guy zooms through the other exit, leaving a trail of coins in his wake. Also, on your next patrol you see your boss choked to death with a rubber chicken, but in the corner of the room you see another coin glinting, so it´s all okay. Such is the life in the Hitman universe.
I remember watching my husband play this game for the first time and encounter the most amazing and hilarious glitch I've ever seen. During the asylum mission my husband killed someone, then turned to leave the room, and the corpse -- horizontally -- floated up to chest-high level, zipped past him, opened the door and ran away, all while being in a frozen laying pose. We have no idea what happened to the levitating corpse because we were laughing too hard to follow him. Hopefully he found a better life somewhere.
i’m really happy that they display the name of the songs playing before the run.. sometimes it’s hard to find a song in situations like this, but shoutout to gdq for doing that. :)
Wow. I never knew about the elevator trick with the scientist on A House of Cards. That's awesome! All these years I was wasting time strangling him from above.
Blake Blake There's nothing wrong with wanting to pratice a video game. If you haven't noticed there's a lot of people who make a lot of money for being good at them.
Good for you. Follow your dreams while you're still young. There's plenty of time to be old and cynical like the old and cynical people discouraging you in this thread.
Meh, I still prefer the method where Vinnie gets run over by the FBI's limo. That's the best accident death in the game, killed by the ineptitude of his own guards. Takes an extra 8 seconds or so, but soooo worth it if you get it right XD
Thought I'd play Hitman 2, I'm pretty good....figured I'd do a speed run the first stage, see how well I could do...6 minutes...hmm let me check the speed runs online see what the pro average is...minute and a half.... 46 seconds!?! Oh well, I can't beat 1:54...
Pro is short for Professional. It's the highest difficulty level in Blood Money. SA is short for Silent Assassin, the best ranking you can get in any given level.
Props to the guy on the couch who took his headset off to cough. Thank you for having courtesy.
drtchops is such a swell dude
I didn't know it was drtchops! I watched his Skyrim speedrun it was so entertaining!
28:18 "I think its pretty easy being a hitman when all your targets die 'accidentally' and are enthralled by pocket change" LOL
You can open locked doors with gunshots? What the flying fuck. I've played this game for hundreds of hours and never known that.
Same..
Gotta have armor piercing rounds loaded.
IratePirate you played this 100s of hours? um why
Because Hitman Blood Money is one of the best video games of all time, perhaps?
IratePirate yup my Boy
Imagine being a goon for one of these targets, you´re doing your job patroling all the time, keeping a lookout to keep your boss safe... And then one day...
A bald maniac streaks by you at Mach 1, does a 1080° turn on the spot, shoves your best mate Frank into the pool - Fred insta-dies the moment his body touches the water. But then the bald guy flips a coin in your face, so everything is good and proper and nothing suspicious has happened at all. Bald coin guy zooms through the other exit, leaving a trail of coins in his wake.
Also, on your next patrol you see your boss choked to death with a rubber chicken, but in the corner of the room you see another coin glinting, so it´s all okay.
Such is the life in the Hitman universe.
"Bald coin guy zooms through the other exit, leaving a trail of coins in his wake."
Fuck, this killed me.
You mean 180 degree turn? 360 is a spin. Basic math class? :P
As directed by David Lynch.
@@user-pi8pd9wc5y A 1080's ten of those. The games depict a lot of the deaths as gunshots, but in the true lore, 47's part Beyblade.
Not only did Frank die but the magic of the pool changed his name to Fred.
This game is entertaining every run. Hilarious how broken it is.
Gggmanlives Oh hey its you, funny seeing you here
names the game huh
Love your stuff, you fucking legend!
They took "Blood Money" far more seriously than the developers intended.
Lmao
I remember watching my husband play this game for the first time and encounter the most amazing and hilarious glitch I've ever seen. During the asylum mission my husband killed someone, then turned to leave the room, and the corpse -- horizontally -- floated up to chest-high level, zipped past him, opened the door and ran away, all while being in a frozen laying pose.
We have no idea what happened to the levitating corpse because we were laughing too hard to follow him. Hopefully he found a better life somewhere.
It happens, rarely! You can stop them by taking them as human shields.
I'm crying reading this. Hahaha. That's so funny. My sides hurt hahahahaha.
I love crazy model spasm glitches.
This is a really funny run. I like this guy a lot.
Security Guard [dragging corpse]: "Not again... every day... friggin' hitmen are all over the place these days"
Lost it at that part
20:51 cleanest headshot ever. He just fell straight back, no jerky animations or anything
I like how the silenced pistol is apparently literally silent and not even people in the same room as agent 47 can hear it fire
lol Ikr? Game mechanics are something else. Realism be damned.
And they changed that in the 2 new ones if I remember correctly. Too op.
33:50 that little binocular sequence was hilarious.
That majestic hypnotizing coin..
"That never happens before," what a lovely tradition we have.
the coin broke a glass ceiling
what.
there's a life metaphor there if you think about it
Lee That's why the game is called Blood Money.
Lee No wonder feminists complain about a wage gap.
agent 47 has a mad throwing arm, thats all.
spaghetti mkay Ayyyy
This brings back so many memories. Never realized how easy this game could be...
so many tragic accidental deaths
"The dog is a witness, I have to kill him" lolol
Hes not joking because it alerts the guards and it counts against you in the final score as a witness
"Accidents don't count"....What the heck? You mean I could've been shoving random people off of and into stuff for the whole game??
One of the funniest run from this year's AGDQ
i’m really happy that they display the name of the songs playing before the run.. sometimes it’s hard to find a song in situations like this, but shoutout to gdq for doing that. :)
I had no idea how powerful the coin is in this game.
I was speedruning this game as a kid without even knowing that speedruning was a thing. So fun even if you dont use broken mechanics and such.
This game is so fun to run or casual favorite hitman game for sure
i remember finishing this game in 60 minutes after playing this game a thousand times and i memorised every step in this game i love this game so much
Accidentman: blood coins
Wow. I never knew about the elevator trick with the scientist on A House of Cards. That's awesome! All these years I was wasting time strangling him from above.
what a tragic accident
The Coin Killer.
That is actually a badass moniker, lol
43:32 was a pretty cinematic moment
I think I've never enjoyed a speedrun so much than this one
The "it was such a tragic accident" joke was so funny the 47594th time he said it.
Son of Based God Are you Lil Lil B? Because you are the son of the Based God.
That dog was a snitch-tzu
Only the best assassins can make them look like accidents, so good job!
Shouts out to the amount of beard stroking going on in the crowd before the run
Dang coin trick breaks this game. Love it
This game was literally 90% of the childhood.
this is the best run I've seen ever. lol
51:38 Haha, I was thinking the same thing, so glad he brought that up.
Yea same here, what happened there?
25:30 I guess you could say, he "winged him"
no no go ahead and start the timer whenever you want.
Hopefully before I turn 20 I can speed run here practicing star fox adventures
ok
practice better things, not video games
Blake Blake There's nothing wrong with wanting to pratice a video game. If you haven't noticed there's a lot of people who make a lot of money for being good at them.
"a lot"
Good for you. Follow your dreams while you're still young. There's plenty of time to be old and cynical like the old and cynical people discouraging you in this thread.
everyone complaining about him stealing strategys , so every sm 64 Runner is a thief too if he makes the moves e.g. Siglemic Made ?
Meh, I still prefer the method where Vinnie gets run over by the FBI's limo. That's the best accident death in the game, killed by the ineptitude of his own guards. Takes an extra 8 seconds or so, but soooo worth it if you get it right XD
Good run. It would be fun to see a strangulation only run sometime.
39:55
SKY FUCKING HIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!! YEAH!!
how hard do you have o throw a coin for it to shatter all that glass have they never had a hail storm
If coin is specialy dense like a carbide or ceramic, with a sharp edge it could easyly break the glass
sounds like a job for mythbusters
Anyone notice how the NPCs seem to worship coins?
OH SHIT! I LOVE SAINTMILLION'S RUNS! The Demon's Souls one was the fucking bomb!
BM and SH4 has been the only games that have been interesting to me so far.
What about MGS2:EE?
I prefer RDL2 and CRS4.5 but AAoT is good too
this game is so fun to play I don't know why more people play it
Awesome run :)
Good run, dude
>be american
>walk into a bar undressed
>get shot
Why wasn’t there an exit prompt at the end of the white house level ?
He did not kill the second target.
You can open doors by shooting them?!!!
[GAME SAVED]
Thought I'd play Hitman 2, I'm pretty good....figured I'd do a speed run the first stage, see how well I could do...6 minutes...hmm let me check the speed runs online see what the pro average is...minute and a half....
46 seconds!?!
Oh well, I can't beat 1:54...
How come he didnt have ave maria theme on the start menu?
Probably my favorite run
Love the waiting room music what is it please
ive played the first stage he shows here over a hundred times in a row and cant get the target to appear on the balcony at the beginning.
how in the hell did running past a group of people with a sniper in hand not count as any witnesses?
Detonator glitch. Holding the detonator in one hand with a weapon in the other hand causes the weapon to be invisible to NPCs.
HAHA, they just added 15 seconds because.
Pretty funny run, especially the hotel
was anyone else looking for the Statman overlay on A House of Cards?
37:34 holy crap I laughed hard
DrTChops has quickly become my favorite runner at GDQ.
Hell yeah good run
26:35 I had no idea you could do that
34:22 not cool killing that dog, but killing all those people was fine.
ozzy syd I know, im making fun of the guys who donated.
howdy dude That wasn't a dog, it was a tiny mutt!
so coins in this game are like ninja smoke bombs?
this makes me feel bad about my difficulty doing Rookie silent assassin
Whats? Pro/SA
Didn't understood his explanation
Pro is short for Professional. It's the highest difficulty level in Blood Money.
SA is short for Silent Assassin, the best ranking you can get in any given level.
Thank you
when does it start? fucking heck
What a chance to see OFP(arma1) in GDQ>
Why did you skip Death of a Showman?
Because I don't like it.
Kevin De Smet Probably because it's the tutorial level and isn't really possible to optimise that much because it's linear.
Oh Kotti please, I saw your run of the anthology, you clearly said it was your favourite level and you also stated you loooove beer.
How did he get the Dragunov to start with as a standard weapon??
WillShredForBread you can get it from the tutorial boardwalk level
13 mind waiting
The coin killer strikes again!
I love that guy who's continuously making comments at the run.
who is the runner?
And the run is over. before it even begins. Spottet and SA rating lost ;D
RMJ1984 he said he wouldnt re do any of the stages. Im sure you know that due to the nature of the game his run can take forever to get finished
shit, this is cool!
Not my favorite run on this game, but damn that is some skill. nice
I've tried some tricks, they didn't work. Is it really latest version of hitman? I think mb they patched this bugs?
the sad assasin
Check out his Ice Tea shirt :D
Hilarious dude :D
37:34 lmao
yes good.
love this game but its mechanics are really broken🛠😂 #coinstrats
*Is fine with him killing a good few people*
*Kills a Dog*
"You Monster."
horrible horrible accidents
I finished this game without doing 80% of what u can actually do😂😂😂
Just got done watching Funhaus play this. I miss the hilarious incompetence.
matrix coin
This ruined the game for me knowing that it's really this easy. Still really cool run though, no h8.
Omg, all the time lost trying to be extra stealthy and caring...
To be fair I imagine it takes longer to route a consistent speed run than it does to just play through normally.
This game is so broken