7 Subtle Signs You Are MORE Attractive Than You Think

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @alexcharchenko3877
    @alexcharchenko3877 5 лет назад +4366

    Bold of you to assume my mom thinks I’m handsome

    • @Treepoly
      @Treepoly 5 лет назад +18

      😂

    • @angeligraceacedera3387
      @angeligraceacedera3387 5 лет назад +7

      HAHAHA

    • @clowncat8464
      @clowncat8464 5 лет назад +18

      My mother's dead.. but when she was alive.. even her like other women.. told me that my looks didn't matter... basically.. you ugly but you a good man.. pfft.

    • @davidweng4712
      @davidweng4712 5 лет назад +2

      @paradox dammit, beat me to it

    • @Luka-cu8ep
      @Luka-cu8ep 5 лет назад +2

      Damn you must be ugly

  • @amalaugustine8711
    @amalaugustine8711 5 лет назад +3265

    Bang!!! I am ugly

    • @MrJUICEPro
      @MrJUICEPro 5 лет назад +63

      No you're not. I bet you are beautiful.

    • @akaakaakaak5779
      @akaakaakaak5779 5 лет назад +88

      @@MrJUICEPro based on what? You've never seen them

    • @xMisterT
      @xMisterT 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @trilo_boy
      @trilo_boy 5 лет назад +56

      buy titan gel
      *BANG!* BIG NIGGA COCK

    • @sidsri7147
      @sidsri7147 5 лет назад +1

      I'm the same bro

  • @Tbone3471
    @Tbone3471 5 лет назад +411

    People also have a tendency to stare at train wrecks and car crashes , so there’s that 👍🏻

    • @Ngtx711
      @Ngtx711 5 лет назад +1

      TonyRogo exactly

    • @alexgeier7326
      @alexgeier7326 5 лет назад +4

      Fuck me just had a proper burst of laughter at this hahahaha

    • @youngbahss3220
      @youngbahss3220 5 лет назад +9

      BANG THERE IT IS. YOURE HOTTER THAN A TRAIN WRECK! THERE IS PROOF THAT TOURE EVEN MOOOREE ATTRACTIVE THAN WHAT MARGARET SOMERSBY FROM THE GAS STATION TELLS YOU WHEN YOU BUY GAS THERE!! A STUDY FROM ALPHAMALESAREALPHA.UK SAID THAT MEN WHO ARE HOTTER THAN A CAR WRECK ARE PERCEIVED AS MOOOORRREE ATTRACTIVE THAN THOSE WHO DONT. BANG!!!! NOW YOU KNOW YOUR'E EEVVENN HOTTER THAN WHAT STEPHANIE TELLS YOU YOU ARE AT THE LIBRARY WHEN YOU CHECK OUT WITH YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!

  • @jackmaday3708
    @jackmaday3708 5 лет назад +663

    Alpha’s product plugging game is still top-tier.

    • @DontCareFax
      @DontCareFax 5 лет назад +3

      Agreeed

    • @javiermoragastelum8298
      @javiermoragastelum8298 5 лет назад +7

      I didn't know the fbi watched alpha m

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 5 лет назад +1

      Not better than Infographics lol

    • @21MilesAhead
      @21MilesAhead 5 лет назад +2

      Not only do you watch me through my front camera but you also watch alpha!
      In fact you are probably watching me watching alpha, now that's mind blowing!

    • @charlybrador6871
      @charlybrador6871 5 лет назад

      He sold the shit outta that electric shaver

  • @titlespree
    @titlespree 5 лет назад +1368

    Even if you are attractive, it doesn't matter if you don't believe that you are! All your confidence goes out.. 👎

    • @YungPac
      @YungPac 5 лет назад +38

      Mindprovement
      Even if you don’t know it bitches do. And trust me it makes it about 100x easier. Stop spewing your “just believe in yourself bro” bullshit and get with reality 🤣

    • @Real_Uncle_Ruckus
      @Real_Uncle_Ruckus 5 лет назад +19

      Mindprovement were all sexy motha fuckers

    • @Eboy299
      @Eboy299 5 лет назад +23

      Yung Pac just cause u ugly doesn’t mean everyone else is

    • @YungPac
      @YungPac 5 лет назад +15

      Elijah Keen
      At what point in my comment did I say I was ugly?

    • @Beebeepbooboop
      @Beebeepbooboop 5 лет назад +1

      @@Eboy299 We were all ugly/uglier at one point

  • @christar331
    @christar331 5 лет назад +1445

    1:07 Buddy, if a dog is ever caught humping your leg it's not because your attractive, it's because they're dominating you. Don't ever let a dog hump your leg! I've had that happen to me once before and once the dog got done humping my leg, I humped it back to gain my dominance. People thought it was weird but I thought it was necessary. I'm not going to be dominated by a dog, just saying.✋😕🤚

  • @mason7787
    @mason7787 5 лет назад +1406

    Make a video about what to do while you're standing still! Please!

  • @user-yp7ke4et7o
    @user-yp7ke4et7o 5 лет назад +735

    1:00 this explains why my 56 years old uncle was staring at me with a smirk.

    • @xoruk7451
      @xoruk7451 5 лет назад +26

      Things are about to get steamy

    • @jadonplayz6398
      @jadonplayz6398 5 лет назад +31

      Alabama?

    • @Shredsgg
      @Shredsgg 5 лет назад +3

      Yo naruto can u teach me sage mode

    • @Goldensphinx
      @Goldensphinx 5 лет назад

      Naruto Uzumaki 🤣 you actually made me laugh out loud. This is a severely underrated comment 😂

    • @quantumsurvyt3020
      @quantumsurvyt3020 5 лет назад

      OMG that actually soooo funny

  • @justinroberts2323
    @justinroberts2323 5 лет назад +226

    AlphaM: *snorts line*
    “GAAAAAH ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS VIDEO”

  • @alexcharchenko3877
    @alexcharchenko3877 5 лет назад +1779

    “Dog humps my leg, I’m flattered!” 😂👍🏼

  • @osse1n
    @osse1n 5 лет назад +354

    *hey, you acknowledged my wish. Keep them dating videos coming.*

  • @dk-sky3820
    @dk-sky3820 5 лет назад +52

    2:06
    That was the smoothest fusion of ad into the context of the video in the history of RUclips.

  • @TheGoat-4
    @TheGoat-4 5 лет назад +151

    Bro I love how this guy pronounces the word "because".

  • @osse1n
    @osse1n 5 лет назад +259

    *Do a video on how to not get attached too fast. That would be great.*

    • @stephenpacheco7
      @stephenpacheco7 5 лет назад +14

      That would be a great video

    • @nitin7coorg
      @nitin7coorg 5 лет назад

      @@demarcusjones8163 😂😂

    • @DreErdna
      @DreErdna 5 лет назад +6

      Nitin KL hes right. U gotta havea. Variety of women

    • @hfdd3664
      @hfdd3664 5 лет назад +2

      it’s more of a chemical, personality, and upbringing can affect why u get attached. this being said in my experience it took me 2 heartbreaks to turn me into a beast

    • @demitri7303
      @demitri7303 5 лет назад

      Watch Tom Leykis!

  • @BassdropTheory
    @BassdropTheory 5 лет назад +13

    dude youre so spot on with your analysis of social interactions. youve got such an incredible grasp on the human pysche from both a male and female perspective, and i honestly think anyone who strives to be an "alpha male" should really dig deep into your channel - and most importantly actually put your suggestions into work. much love and thanks for all the great advice

  • @benjinixon1636
    @benjinixon1636 5 лет назад +75

    Alpha, you're freaking amazing. Your videos are incredible, keep doing what you're doing!

    • @kingpanda8390
      @kingpanda8390 5 лет назад +1

      Your DP too.

    • @jfreshh330
      @jfreshh330 5 лет назад +1

      Ayy goku is that u

    • @benjinixon1636
      @benjinixon1636 5 лет назад +1

      @@jfreshh330 it's me. Gotta keep up with my training by watching Alpha's videos

    • @kingpanda8390
      @kingpanda8390 5 лет назад

      @@benjinixon1636 😄😄

  • @austin4586
    @austin4586 5 лет назад +310

    Idk if it’s because I’m high rn but when you said they’ll give you a discount like this and then linked and promoted your stuff that was so smooth 😂😂😂

    • @Shockwave829
      @Shockwave829 5 лет назад +4

      I thought the same thing high😂

    • @MrJUICEPro
      @MrJUICEPro 5 лет назад +2

      You're not high so shut up just trying to act tough

    • @jamiesnow9168
      @jamiesnow9168 5 лет назад +20

      @@MrJUICEPro Stfu dude, you're annoying as shit

    • @tothakos9968
      @tothakos9968 5 лет назад +11

      It was as smooth as your skin after applying Tiege Hanley, now 20% off

    • @Chris-iq5pr
      @Chris-iq5pr 5 лет назад +3

      Gicbe how is that trying to act “tough”

  • @theelelan
    @theelelan 5 лет назад +62

    “Don’t do that”
    “Don’t give me hope”

  • @mahdisekri9021
    @mahdisekri9021 5 лет назад +2233

    10% of the video: signs
    90% of the video: advertising

    • @MrJUICEPro
      @MrJUICEPro 5 лет назад +39

      Nah more like 1% signs 99% advertising

    • @mahdisekri9021
      @mahdisekri9021 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrJUICEPro agree

    • @nonest9238
      @nonest9238 5 лет назад +13

      You gotta make money

    • @gojosatoru7156
      @gojosatoru7156 5 лет назад +3

      How to earn perhaps

    • @icwhy4366
      @icwhy4366 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah these videos have been going downhill with this shit, he keeps on going and going on about the fucking clippers who the hell cares... I might unsubscribe because its giving me a bad taste in my mouth.

  • @ahussein151
    @ahussein151 5 лет назад +2133

    Im black so the looks i get may not always mean im good lookin😬

  • @im1who84u
    @im1who84u 5 лет назад +1035

    Just an F.Y.I. here for you if you want to save a few minutes.
    2:57 Commercial starts.
    5:00 Commercial ends.
    You can thank me later.

    • @unotrr
      @unotrr 5 лет назад +11

      Thank you bruh

    • @1985mgraber
      @1985mgraber 5 лет назад +12

      Soon as I saw this comment I went straight to the 5 minute mark. Thanks.

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 5 лет назад +4

      @@1985mgraber Glad I could help.

    • @guevara7E
      @guevara7E 5 лет назад +5

      May God bless you. Thank you sir.

    • @toxicahmad
      @toxicahmad 5 лет назад +2

      HEY THAT YOU SO MUCH BRO....

  • @jakeyboii4997
    @jakeyboii4997 5 лет назад +56

    My dude always has a way to tell you about the sponsor smooth real smooth 😎

  • @yashar4705
    @yashar4705 5 лет назад +343

    But I can't grow a beard :-(
    .
    .
    .
    o thank god it was advertisement :-)

  • @charlosbarlos
    @charlosbarlos 5 лет назад

    This man has so much fucking energy it’s contagious.

  • @plokoon964
    @plokoon964 5 лет назад +244

    No wonder that dude in mirror keeps staring 🤔..thanks Alpha 👍

    • @hi5_centipedes874
      @hi5_centipedes874 5 лет назад +4

      Hey man, go fuck yourself.

    • @hi5_centipedes874
      @hi5_centipedes874 5 лет назад +3

      @@nicemax9310 It was a joke man. Because he finds himself attractive lol

    • @nicemax9310
      @nicemax9310 5 лет назад +1

      @@hi5_centipedes874 Very funny joke, you made us all laugh. Congrats.

    • @fakebirds5189
      @fakebirds5189 5 лет назад +2

      @@hi5_centipedes874 lol took me a while to get it

  • @ottomontgomery4298
    @ottomontgomery4298 5 лет назад +6

    Thank you so much Aaron! I am 13 years old, and I have been watching your videos for a couple of months now. I decided to turn my life around, and focus on my presentation and appearance, and I just asked out my crush to a date, and now I am not a single man! I owe it all to you.

    • @myslymshyri3940
      @myslymshyri3940 5 лет назад

      Otto Montgomery your 13 ahahaha "Single man“ hahahahahah

    • @phutton88
      @phutton88 5 лет назад

      Enjoy! Don't make any babies until your late 20s! This will all change by the time you graduate high school!

  • @shivampunia
    @shivampunia 5 лет назад +35

    I thought I was decent looking but after watching this video I realized I don't have any of the signs. Now I'm ugly!!
    Thanks Man!!

  • @diegojaviergonzalezhermosa686
    @diegojaviergonzalezhermosa686 5 лет назад +203

    Sheila, Brenda, Janice, weird Uncle Barry. With these characters you can make a Netflix series

  • @bhamjacob
    @bhamjacob 5 лет назад +8

    Dude you changed my life ab a year ago, found my confidence

  • @HidefVince
    @HidefVince 5 лет назад +1

    Dude. I know time has passed since you posted this video but. Man your ears are perfect mirrors of one another. Good for you bra. They look really dialed in.

  • @junecoke357
    @junecoke357 5 лет назад +851

    WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???!!!

    • @jibjib1388
      @jibjib1388 5 лет назад +16

      Jax Yuchengco this comment is under rated 😂

    • @rva496
      @rva496 5 лет назад +39

      BeCouSe ItMAKES YOU AN ALFA MALEEE

    • @rva496
      @rva496 5 лет назад +21

      It MakEs You AtTraCtIve

    • @oyi6399
      @oyi6399 5 лет назад +7

      IT MAKES YOU FABULOUS😂

    • @samuelplaysguitar8048
      @samuelplaysguitar8048 5 лет назад +13

      *E N E R G Y*

  • @sal3845
    @sal3845 5 лет назад +7

    Alpha is an absolute genius with how easily he injects advertising in his videos.

  • @wasilqayyum
    @wasilqayyum 5 лет назад +62

    No one complements me. Guess I must be smokin’ hot...

  • @rwxrw
    @rwxrw 5 лет назад +20

    BRo THAT BRIO PLUG WAS ACTUALLY GENIUS

  • @dankmcspankle7323
    @dankmcspankle7323 5 лет назад +412

    Leaving a like for just how smart that ad was 😂

    • @switowsky90
      @switowsky90 5 лет назад +2

      Am I dreaming? Doom guy finally say something!

    • @Chris-iq5pr
      @Chris-iq5pr 5 лет назад

      switowsky90 😆

  • @brownjovi
    @brownjovi 5 лет назад +713

    7 subtle signs that you snort way too much cocaine. Good video. Yelling is fun.

    • @shafinhabib9771
      @shafinhabib9771 5 лет назад +2

      @L D Lmao 😂

    • @Ezcobarr
      @Ezcobarr 5 лет назад

      @andrew a whats wrong with people like you? sharing is caring. Like some random guy told a joke from a comedian in the eightys. Someone like you comes around buawaawaa you stole it buwawawa. But if he wouldnt have "stolen" it only the people from the eightys knowing this joke would know this joke! Somehow like this: "If a meme is dank a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so"

  • @tatowilliams5572
    @tatowilliams5572 5 лет назад +305

    2:44 Still figuring out how alfa can keep his pinky bent while extending the other four fingers

  • @Slapdatknee
    @Slapdatknee 5 лет назад +773

    It feels weird watching the vid as a girl😂😂👌🏻

    • @smileyattitude6807
      @smileyattitude6807 5 лет назад +38

      Haha I do the same but I like his voice and he's cute so...

    • @rstheg
      @rstheg 5 лет назад +42

      So are his points valid?

    • @smileyattitude6807
      @smileyattitude6807 5 лет назад +37

      @@rstheg I'd say so

    • @rstheg
      @rstheg 5 лет назад +21

      @@smileyattitude6807 thanks

    • @youtheme8035
      @youtheme8035 5 лет назад +12

      @@smileyattitude6807 ok then, thats...ok (im a guy, so imma leave now).

  • @dereckbritt1969
    @dereckbritt1969 5 лет назад +3

    Oh wow! Thanks Alpa. I always wonder why I get no compliments, when I thought I looked super fantastic that day. Maybe you’re right!

  • @notornados3790
    @notornados3790 5 лет назад +6

    that staring thing is so relatable

  • @ben_sheldonmusic
    @ben_sheldonmusic 5 лет назад +19

    Aside from the great tips, it’s always quite amusing to see how he slips in the sponsorship each time

  • @thisismyotheraccount1863
    @thisismyotheraccount1863 5 лет назад

    I’m reading some of your comments, and people are finding bad things to say about you and/or your videos. But for what it’s worth, your enthusiasm and talking style make you a good and fun youtuber to watch.

  • @aaronho2482
    @aaronho2482 5 лет назад +5

    You're so optimistic Alpha now I understand why I rarely get compliments👍

    • @theslavicimmigrant4795
      @theslavicimmigrant4795 5 лет назад

      you rarely get compliments because you're not as good looking as his videos made you believe.
      He's a good salesman, but this particular video is so bullshit.

  • @BM-ww1pz
    @BM-ww1pz 5 лет назад +162

    “Dog Humps my leg, I’m flattered”😂😂

  • @rip_water5741
    @rip_water5741 5 лет назад

    Bro dat energy and charisma is so clean

  • @jacobshenouda993
    @jacobshenouda993 5 лет назад +4

    My Saturday has become a bit better ! Thanks alpha

    • @belikeay8861
      @belikeay8861 5 лет назад +1

      Well i am sure you are 10/10 my friend ! . keep iit up and be happy

    • @jacobshenouda993
      @jacobshenouda993 5 лет назад +1

      BeLike Ay thank you my dude hope your doing well if your not let’s turn that around right now

    • @belikeay8861
      @belikeay8861 5 лет назад +1

      Haha thanks buddy i am ♡

  • @deejaydfc
    @deejaydfc 5 лет назад +352

    I NEVER get compliments I must be Brad Pitt's twin.
    😂😂😂

    • @CurtisB12
      @CurtisB12 4 года назад +4

      Brad is ugly.

    • @animecutie.
      @animecutie. 4 года назад +2

      You’re an amazing human being who’s perfect just the way you are! There ya go a compliment:p

    • @CurtisB12
      @CurtisB12 4 года назад +1

      @@animecutie. - Actually these days someone can genuinely state a fact about someone WITHOUT the suspicion that the speaker is looking for validation. I wasn’t looking for a compliment..... just making a true statement. I win!

    • @jayg.2066
      @jayg.2066 4 года назад +1

      @@animecutie. You don’t even know the guy ffs

  • @telaniianoai568
    @telaniianoai568 5 лет назад +1

    Just bought one of the grooming kits last month.....best shave I've had in a long time

  • @dr.lecter8818
    @dr.lecter8818 5 лет назад +12

    Thank you for this video Alpha. I’m rarely given compliments even though I know I’m perceived as attractive and it always made me feel insecure. This advice helps out a lot to be more secure with myself and my appearance =]

  • @m.krishna2297
    @m.krishna2297 5 лет назад +10

    It suits for introverts like us . Thank you alpha m.

  • @billkrol
    @billkrol 2 года назад

    "success is the incremental progression toward a worthy ideal"

  • @prakharsharma7543
    @prakharsharma7543 5 лет назад +91

    0:37 to 0:50
    Believe me its the best part of this video 😄😄

    • @trappagralph6574
      @trappagralph6574 5 лет назад

      Prakhar Sharma 🤣🤣 I always get shocked like his example

    • @DavO_666
      @DavO_666 3 года назад

      BOoOm!!!!! BaanG 😂😂

  • @evandeboer2079
    @evandeboer2079 5 лет назад +6

    I just love when alpha uses random names to make a point it’s hilarious

  • @truetimor
    @truetimor 5 лет назад +1

    Alpha, now I know how to show products. Keep going!

  • @thebajanlover
    @thebajanlover 5 лет назад +4

    Alpha, I'm from Barbados, thank you for this vid..we love you!!!

  • @Melay6969
    @Melay6969 5 лет назад +5

    The part when he said. “You always seem to get caught staring at ppl”. Is so true! I was thinking that to myself recently and I was right!

    • @gkjay07
      @gkjay07 5 лет назад +1

      Facts when he said that it hit me like oh shit it actually makes sense

  • @VincentLloydM
    @VincentLloydM 5 лет назад +1

    Bold for RUclips recommendations to recommend this to me.

  • @marcspect
    @marcspect 5 лет назад +16

    *He believed in me when no one else did*

  • @stanholl2316
    @stanholl2316 5 лет назад +88

    This video just stomped my self esteem :)

  • @793Force
    @793Force 5 лет назад

    Just uncovered this guy, he is doing some holy work. Stay fire bro.

  • @tntsickthugzwlf2472
    @tntsickthugzwlf2472 5 лет назад +8

    Alphas attitude and charm are so perfect I would like him to be my best man in the future when I get married 💯

  • @Sally-uu3yt
    @Sally-uu3yt 5 лет назад +22

    I clicked on this cause i desperately need a confidence boost...

  • @jtheman110
    @jtheman110 5 лет назад

    Alpha M. I really appreciate the videos you make. I'm a newly single guy and I've been out the game for so long. Your videos have taught so much!

  • @truthsoldier1969
    @truthsoldier1969 5 лет назад +44

    He reminds me of the “oxyclean” commercials

  • @fabiopalma4429
    @fabiopalma4429 5 лет назад +17

    It's impressive how searching for game of thrones videos sent me on buying 20 grooming tools

  • @mikeymontano1904
    @mikeymontano1904 5 лет назад +1

    Yours videos are awesome, helped me out being a groomsman, last week. All about being confident in yourself...

  • @cd1788
    @cd1788 5 лет назад +14

    1:07 "Dog humps my leg, I'm flattered." Such a positive attitude.

  • @khalidgrs
    @khalidgrs 5 лет назад +11

    saw your shark tank video ... my respect for you is now above the roof top

  • @Zzz-hr5mo
    @Zzz-hr5mo 5 лет назад

    Success is not about money I do agree but man when you said that I could not stop thinking about your 3 minutes of BUY BUY BUY THIS PRODUCT.

  • @jamesgonzales2285
    @jamesgonzales2285 5 лет назад +4

    On #2, you also have to distinguish the line between not getting compliments because you ARE good looking, and not getting compliments because you AREN'T good looking.

  • @Strongandcouragous
    @Strongandcouragous 5 лет назад +150

    4:23 was that a brofist?
    Alpha for meme review?

  • @adibahmed9724
    @adibahmed9724 5 лет назад +3

    I laugh each and every freaking time i watch his videos! Love you man❤️

  • @housseinhamar4503
    @housseinhamar4503 5 лет назад +27

    Aquí aprendiendo ingles mientras veo Alpha m💯💪

  • @jakeworkman3900
    @jakeworkman3900 5 лет назад

    The god of smooth ad transitions with content

  • @esau9521
    @esau9521 5 лет назад +4

    Hey Alpha! I'm an alpha teen, I recently struggled with this accepting the fact that I am attractive. I'm currently a senior in high school, and I am now just concluding as 2 days ago 2 girls I had crushes on told me they had a thing for me for the longest, and I realized if I just realized how attractive I am I could have gotten them both. and looking back at my senorita conquest throughout highschool, I should have realized sooner. I now officially accept that I am a hot muchacho! Thanks alpha I love your vids!

  • @hishark7082
    @hishark7082 5 лет назад +151

    8. When you use *Tiege Hanley*

  • @KaiValentino-r5w
    @KaiValentino-r5w 4 года назад +1

    0:40 This guy has me crying in tears ...Fckn Love it

  • @SamuraiAtlas
    @SamuraiAtlas 5 лет назад +42

    Again this man can sell meat to a vegan holy crap was that good selling skills

  • @KillipsiS
    @KillipsiS 5 лет назад +7

    sponsor starts at 03:00 and ends at 04:25

  • @meguenioussamameftah7410
    @meguenioussamameftah7410 5 лет назад +1

    Best vid Aaron ever did thanks brother

  • @rishabhkashyap9579
    @rishabhkashyap9579 5 лет назад +7

    Alpha m you are best comedian also with great fashion and self development knowledge.✌️

  • @mackstertube
    @mackstertube 5 лет назад +6

    "I'm to sexy for this video",
    Wow, that went to my head quick!

  • @moongoohill4237
    @moongoohill4237 4 года назад

    Alpha m you are the boom love your enthusiasm but I love the fact you want help I am converted! I have been through a horrible marriage breakdown and I am hurting bad but your videos have been such a positive thanks bro! Don’t stop don’t lose your enthusiasm 🧔🏻

  • @TheHolyHerb
    @TheHolyHerb 5 лет назад +72

    Thanks for telling me I’m not good looking since I do get compliments 😂

  • @mainaccount3087
    @mainaccount3087 5 лет назад +702

    1. People staring at me (Because I actually have dirt on my face)
    2. I rarely get compliments ("I... Yeah... about that... you look 'GREAT'")
    3. People give me things/exceptions (Because of pity)
    4. Facial Hair (I look like a black-bearded Santa Claus)
    5. Constantly Smiling (To Hide My Internal Screams)
    6. I am adventurous (I go out to let my dog shit on my neighbor's lawn)
    7. I am successful (I succesfully fail at my life uwu)
    Seven Subtle Signs That I Am Soon Going Suicidal

  • @willpackard9502
    @willpackard9502 3 года назад

    Thanks Alpha

  • @raulsanchez3594
    @raulsanchez3594 5 лет назад +8

    I just recently subscribed. Your videos are great!

  • @yasserfouani
    @yasserfouani 5 лет назад +4

    70% ads.... 30%content CMON

  • @SanjeevMahli4970
    @SanjeevMahli4970 5 лет назад

    0:38 Banggg.... The best part of the video. I watch three times at this section of eye contact. You nailed it. That was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Jacob-pt8ws
    @Jacob-pt8ws 5 лет назад +3

    The staring thing happened to me literally 5 times from the same person yesterday

  • @oldblood_eyes
    @oldblood_eyes 5 лет назад +7

    1:07 "dog humps my leg? I'm flattered" bruh I'm dead 💀😂

  • @romadov7525
    @romadov7525 5 лет назад

    Your Ad integrations are awesome!

  • @sarthakpratik921
    @sarthakpratik921 5 лет назад +48

    sitting on their ass playing video games...
    Hol' up a minute!

    • @blakeolsen2782
      @blakeolsen2782 5 лет назад +6

      I legit stopped playin MK11 for this

    • @youtheme8035
      @youtheme8035 5 лет назад +1

      @@blakeolsen2782 Bish, i stopped playing fucking Halo Reach 4 this, i got killed by a grunt bc i wasnt paying attention to the game

    • @hfclivingston3823
      @hfclivingston3823 5 лет назад

      i stopped forza for this

    • @conjured_up_skeletons6178
      @conjured_up_skeletons6178 5 лет назад

      listening to three doors down's "loser" while watching this.

    • @Dbags-or5ul
      @Dbags-or5ul 4 года назад

      Blake Olsen me too mate drop it for the best advice there is

  • @fayazmohammed2582
    @fayazmohammed2582 5 лет назад +9

    Alpha m: if u buy thiz product it means ur good looking!!
    Me: ohhhhh...

  • @paularthurjamesfranklinkir1690
    @paularthurjamesfranklinkir1690 5 лет назад

    You made me feel better. Thanks Pal.

  • @massthiven4993
    @massthiven4993 5 лет назад +4

    No Negativity allowed in the comments!
    🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

  • @brycebuchanan5149
    @brycebuchanan5149 5 лет назад +20

    It's my birthday Alpha!!! Thanks for helping me become more of a man.

  • @thomasanderson3003
    @thomasanderson3003 5 лет назад

    didn't really watch the video, just came by to drop a like. I really had some confidence issues, and your videos helped me get through that. I guess, now that I'm through that stint - I haven't really watched your videos - I think its because of your over the top energy, not quite my style. but I wanted to drop by and say thanks, YOU really helped me out a lot.

  • @dwayne1809
    @dwayne1809 5 лет назад +14

    The first one bro😭 I thought it was me this whole time

  • @someweirdoanimationsp6693
    @someweirdoanimationsp6693 5 лет назад +15

    When people stare at me i tend to think that they think im ugly.