My mother's dead.. but when she was alive.. even her like other women.. told me that my looks didn't matter... basically.. you ugly but you a good man.. pfft.
BANG THERE IT IS. YOURE HOTTER THAN A TRAIN WRECK! THERE IS PROOF THAT TOURE EVEN MOOOREE ATTRACTIVE THAN WHAT MARGARET SOMERSBY FROM THE GAS STATION TELLS YOU WHEN YOU BUY GAS THERE!! A STUDY FROM ALPHAMALESAREALPHA.UK SAID THAT MEN WHO ARE HOTTER THAN A CAR WRECK ARE PERCEIVED AS MOOOORRREE ATTRACTIVE THAN THOSE WHO DONT. BANG!!!! NOW YOU KNOW YOUR'E EEVVENN HOTTER THAN WHAT STEPHANIE TELLS YOU YOU ARE AT THE LIBRARY WHEN YOU CHECK OUT WITH YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!
Not only do you watch me through my front camera but you also watch alpha! In fact you are probably watching me watching alpha, now that's mind blowing!
Mindprovement Even if you don’t know it bitches do. And trust me it makes it about 100x easier. Stop spewing your “just believe in yourself bro” bullshit and get with reality 🤣
1:07 Buddy, if a dog is ever caught humping your leg it's not because your attractive, it's because they're dominating you. Don't ever let a dog hump your leg! I've had that happen to me once before and once the dog got done humping my leg, I humped it back to gain my dominance. People thought it was weird but I thought it was necessary. I'm not going to be dominated by a dog, just saying.✋😕🤚
it’s more of a chemical, personality, and upbringing can affect why u get attached. this being said in my experience it took me 2 heartbreaks to turn me into a beast
dude youre so spot on with your analysis of social interactions. youve got such an incredible grasp on the human pysche from both a male and female perspective, and i honestly think anyone who strives to be an "alpha male" should really dig deep into your channel - and most importantly actually put your suggestions into work. much love and thanks for all the great advice
Yeah these videos have been going downhill with this shit, he keeps on going and going on about the fucking clippers who the hell cares... I might unsubscribe because its giving me a bad taste in my mouth.
Thank you so much Aaron! I am 13 years old, and I have been watching your videos for a couple of months now. I decided to turn my life around, and focus on my presentation and appearance, and I just asked out my crush to a date, and now I am not a single man! I owe it all to you.
Dude. I know time has passed since you posted this video but. Man your ears are perfect mirrors of one another. Good for you bra. They look really dialed in.
@andrew a whats wrong with people like you? sharing is caring. Like some random guy told a joke from a comedian in the eightys. Someone like you comes around buawaawaa you stole it buwawawa. But if he wouldnt have "stolen" it only the people from the eightys knowing this joke would know this joke! Somehow like this: "If a meme is dank a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so"
I’m reading some of your comments, and people are finding bad things to say about you and/or your videos. But for what it’s worth, your enthusiasm and talking style make you a good and fun youtuber to watch.
you rarely get compliments because you're not as good looking as his videos made you believe. He's a good salesman, but this particular video is so bullshit.
@@animecutie. - Actually these days someone can genuinely state a fact about someone WITHOUT the suspicion that the speaker is looking for validation. I wasn’t looking for a compliment..... just making a true statement. I win!
Thank you for this video Alpha. I’m rarely given compliments even though I know I’m perceived as attractive and it always made me feel insecure. This advice helps out a lot to be more secure with myself and my appearance =]
On #2, you also have to distinguish the line between not getting compliments because you ARE good looking, and not getting compliments because you AREN'T good looking.
Hey Alpha! I'm an alpha teen, I recently struggled with this accepting the fact that I am attractive. I'm currently a senior in high school, and I am now just concluding as 2 days ago 2 girls I had crushes on told me they had a thing for me for the longest, and I realized if I just realized how attractive I am I could have gotten them both. and looking back at my senorita conquest throughout highschool, I should have realized sooner. I now officially accept that I am a hot muchacho! Thanks alpha I love your vids!
Alpha m you are the boom love your enthusiasm but I love the fact you want help I am converted! I have been through a horrible marriage breakdown and I am hurting bad but your videos have been such a positive thanks bro! Don’t stop don’t lose your enthusiasm 🧔🏻
1. People staring at me (Because I actually have dirt on my face) 2. I rarely get compliments ("I... Yeah... about that... you look 'GREAT'") 3. People give me things/exceptions (Because of pity) 4. Facial Hair (I look like a black-bearded Santa Claus) 5. Constantly Smiling (To Hide My Internal Screams) 6. I am adventurous (I go out to let my dog shit on my neighbor's lawn) 7. I am successful (I succesfully fail at my life uwu) Seven Subtle Signs That I Am Soon Going Suicidal
didn't really watch the video, just came by to drop a like. I really had some confidence issues, and your videos helped me get through that. I guess, now that I'm through that stint - I haven't really watched your videos - I think its because of your over the top energy, not quite my style. but I wanted to drop by and say thanks, YOU really helped me out a lot.
Bold of you to assume my mom thinks I’m handsome
😂
HAHAHA
My mother's dead.. but when she was alive.. even her like other women.. told me that my looks didn't matter... basically.. you ugly but you a good man.. pfft.
@paradox dammit, beat me to it
Damn you must be ugly
Bang!!! I am ugly
No you're not. I bet you are beautiful.
@@MrJUICEPro based on what? You've never seen them
Same
buy titan gel
*BANG!* BIG NIGGA COCK
I'm the same bro
People also have a tendency to stare at train wrecks and car crashes , so there’s that 👍🏻
TonyRogo exactly
Fuck me just had a proper burst of laughter at this hahahaha
BANG THERE IT IS. YOURE HOTTER THAN A TRAIN WRECK! THERE IS PROOF THAT TOURE EVEN MOOOREE ATTRACTIVE THAN WHAT MARGARET SOMERSBY FROM THE GAS STATION TELLS YOU WHEN YOU BUY GAS THERE!! A STUDY FROM ALPHAMALESAREALPHA.UK SAID THAT MEN WHO ARE HOTTER THAN A CAR WRECK ARE PERCEIVED AS MOOOORRREE ATTRACTIVE THAN THOSE WHO DONT. BANG!!!! NOW YOU KNOW YOUR'E EEVVENN HOTTER THAN WHAT STEPHANIE TELLS YOU YOU ARE AT THE LIBRARY WHEN YOU CHECK OUT WITH YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!
Alpha’s product plugging game is still top-tier.
Agreeed
I didn't know the fbi watched alpha m
Not better than Infographics lol
Not only do you watch me through my front camera but you also watch alpha!
In fact you are probably watching me watching alpha, now that's mind blowing!
He sold the shit outta that electric shaver
Even if you are attractive, it doesn't matter if you don't believe that you are! All your confidence goes out.. 👎
Mindprovement
Even if you don’t know it bitches do. And trust me it makes it about 100x easier. Stop spewing your “just believe in yourself bro” bullshit and get with reality 🤣
Mindprovement were all sexy motha fuckers
Yung Pac just cause u ugly doesn’t mean everyone else is
Elijah Keen
At what point in my comment did I say I was ugly?
@@Eboy299 We were all ugly/uglier at one point
1:07 Buddy, if a dog is ever caught humping your leg it's not because your attractive, it's because they're dominating you. Don't ever let a dog hump your leg! I've had that happen to me once before and once the dog got done humping my leg, I humped it back to gain my dominance. People thought it was weird but I thought it was necessary. I'm not going to be dominated by a dog, just saying.✋😕🤚
oookay
💀
christar331 lol. Facts
Noice
😂😂
Make a video about what to do while you're standing still! Please!
Hump the air and eye contact
Other than play on your phone
I never knew I wanted that video 😂
Mason tapdance and wave
Scratch your balls
1:00 this explains why my 56 years old uncle was staring at me with a smirk.
Things are about to get steamy
Alabama?
Yo naruto can u teach me sage mode
Naruto Uzumaki 🤣 you actually made me laugh out loud. This is a severely underrated comment 😂
OMG that actually soooo funny
AlphaM: *snorts line*
“GAAAAAH ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS VIDEO”
More like a brick of coke and slammed down 100 Red Bull’s
Lmao!
“Dog humps my leg, I’m flattered!” 😂👍🏼
That's a good joke buddy
Alex Charchenko sir you have just won the RUclips comment games. Lmao.
William Farmer haha
Yes
Haha!
*hey, you acknowledged my wish. Keep them dating videos coming.*
Defenetly
@@viktorgrozdanovski9050 Definitely
2:06
That was the smoothest fusion of ad into the context of the video in the history of RUclips.
Bro I love how this guy pronounces the word "because".
*BECAAAAWWZZE*
*Do a video on how to not get attached too fast. That would be great.*
That would be a great video
@@demarcusjones8163 😂😂
Nitin KL hes right. U gotta havea. Variety of women
it’s more of a chemical, personality, and upbringing can affect why u get attached. this being said in my experience it took me 2 heartbreaks to turn me into a beast
Watch Tom Leykis!
dude youre so spot on with your analysis of social interactions. youve got such an incredible grasp on the human pysche from both a male and female perspective, and i honestly think anyone who strives to be an "alpha male" should really dig deep into your channel - and most importantly actually put your suggestions into work. much love and thanks for all the great advice
Yes they should
Alpha, you're freaking amazing. Your videos are incredible, keep doing what you're doing!
Your DP too.
Ayy goku is that u
@@jfreshh330 it's me. Gotta keep up with my training by watching Alpha's videos
@@benjinixon1636 😄😄
Idk if it’s because I’m high rn but when you said they’ll give you a discount like this and then linked and promoted your stuff that was so smooth 😂😂😂
I thought the same thing high😂
You're not high so shut up just trying to act tough
@@MrJUICEPro Stfu dude, you're annoying as shit
It was as smooth as your skin after applying Tiege Hanley, now 20% off
Gicbe how is that trying to act “tough”
“Don’t do that”
“Don’t give me hope”
10% of the video: signs
90% of the video: advertising
Nah more like 1% signs 99% advertising
@@MrJUICEPro agree
You gotta make money
How to earn perhaps
Yeah these videos have been going downhill with this shit, he keeps on going and going on about the fucking clippers who the hell cares... I might unsubscribe because its giving me a bad taste in my mouth.
Im black so the looks i get may not always mean im good lookin😬
Mada Sacker lmaoooo
Kfc
Must be because they are racist!!!! Right?
Mada Sacker it’s the pp
Its okay man Im here for u lol
Just an F.Y.I. here for you if you want to save a few minutes.
2:57 Commercial starts.
5:00 Commercial ends.
You can thank me later.
Thank you bruh
Soon as I saw this comment I went straight to the 5 minute mark. Thanks.
@@1985mgraber Glad I could help.
May God bless you. Thank you sir.
HEY THAT YOU SO MUCH BRO....
My dude always has a way to tell you about the sponsor smooth real smooth 😎
But I can't grow a beard :-(
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o thank god it was advertisement :-)
Yashar but really women like beards and I too cant grow it😅
guys look up minoxidil... scrubs lol
This man has so much fucking energy it’s contagious.
No wonder that dude in mirror keeps staring 🤔..thanks Alpha 👍
Hey man, go fuck yourself.
@@nicemax9310 It was a joke man. Because he finds himself attractive lol
@@hi5_centipedes874 Very funny joke, you made us all laugh. Congrats.
@@hi5_centipedes874 lol took me a while to get it
Thank you so much Aaron! I am 13 years old, and I have been watching your videos for a couple of months now. I decided to turn my life around, and focus on my presentation and appearance, and I just asked out my crush to a date, and now I am not a single man! I owe it all to you.
Otto Montgomery your 13 ahahaha "Single man“ hahahahahah
Enjoy! Don't make any babies until your late 20s! This will all change by the time you graduate high school!
I thought I was decent looking but after watching this video I realized I don't have any of the signs. Now I'm ugly!!
Thanks Man!!
Sheila, Brenda, Janice, weird Uncle Barry. With these characters you can make a Netflix series
Diego Javier Gonzalez all common Filipino names 🤣
Don’t forget Brian
Dude you changed my life ab a year ago, found my confidence
Dude. I know time has passed since you posted this video but. Man your ears are perfect mirrors of one another. Good for you bra. They look really dialed in.
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???!!!
Jax Yuchengco this comment is under rated 😂
BeCouSe ItMAKES YOU AN ALFA MALEEE
It MakEs You AtTraCtIve
IT MAKES YOU FABULOUS😂
*E N E R G Y*
Alpha is an absolute genius with how easily he injects advertising in his videos.
No one complements me. Guess I must be smokin’ hot...
Me too fam
BRo THAT BRIO PLUG WAS ACTUALLY GENIUS
Leaving a like for just how smart that ad was 😂
Am I dreaming? Doom guy finally say something!
switowsky90 😆
7 subtle signs that you snort way too much cocaine. Good video. Yelling is fun.
@L D Lmao 😂
@andrew a whats wrong with people like you? sharing is caring. Like some random guy told a joke from a comedian in the eightys. Someone like you comes around buawaawaa you stole it buwawawa. But if he wouldnt have "stolen" it only the people from the eightys knowing this joke would know this joke! Somehow like this: "If a meme is dank a man is not only right to steal it, he is obligated to do so"
2:44 Still figuring out how alfa can keep his pinky bent while extending the other four fingers
Lol it’s easy
It’s not bent all the way
Zoveirax his got small fingers lmao
It's a gay thing! 😂
It's easy
It feels weird watching the vid as a girl😂😂👌🏻
Haha I do the same but I like his voice and he's cute so...
So are his points valid?
@@rstheg I'd say so
@@smileyattitude6807 thanks
@@smileyattitude6807 ok then, thats...ok (im a guy, so imma leave now).
Oh wow! Thanks Alpa. I always wonder why I get no compliments, when I thought I looked super fantastic that day. Maybe you’re right!
that staring thing is so relatable
Aside from the great tips, it’s always quite amusing to see how he slips in the sponsorship each time
I’m reading some of your comments, and people are finding bad things to say about you and/or your videos. But for what it’s worth, your enthusiasm and talking style make you a good and fun youtuber to watch.
You're so optimistic Alpha now I understand why I rarely get compliments👍
you rarely get compliments because you're not as good looking as his videos made you believe.
He's a good salesman, but this particular video is so bullshit.
“Dog Humps my leg, I’m flattered”😂😂
Bro dat energy and charisma is so clean
My Saturday has become a bit better ! Thanks alpha
Well i am sure you are 10/10 my friend ! . keep iit up and be happy
BeLike Ay thank you my dude hope your doing well if your not let’s turn that around right now
Haha thanks buddy i am ♡
I NEVER get compliments I must be Brad Pitt's twin.
😂😂😂
Brad is ugly.
You’re an amazing human being who’s perfect just the way you are! There ya go a compliment:p
@@animecutie. - Actually these days someone can genuinely state a fact about someone WITHOUT the suspicion that the speaker is looking for validation. I wasn’t looking for a compliment..... just making a true statement. I win!
@@animecutie. You don’t even know the guy ffs
Just bought one of the grooming kits last month.....best shave I've had in a long time
Thank you for this video Alpha. I’m rarely given compliments even though I know I’m perceived as attractive and it always made me feel insecure. This advice helps out a lot to be more secure with myself and my appearance =]
Defiantly thank you
It suits for introverts like us . Thank you alpha m.
"success is the incremental progression toward a worthy ideal"
0:37 to 0:50
Believe me its the best part of this video 😄😄
Prakhar Sharma 🤣🤣 I always get shocked like his example
BOoOm!!!!! BaanG 😂😂
I just love when alpha uses random names to make a point it’s hilarious
Alpha, now I know how to show products. Keep going!
Alpha, I'm from Barbados, thank you for this vid..we love you!!!
The part when he said. “You always seem to get caught staring at ppl”. Is so true! I was thinking that to myself recently and I was right!
Facts when he said that it hit me like oh shit it actually makes sense
Bold for RUclips recommendations to recommend this to me.
*He believed in me when no one else did*
This video just stomped my self esteem :)
Same
I never had any soooo...
It should. You are probably ugly(like most guys)
Rati Mati 😂😂
@@NICKTA78 same goes for you ;)
Just uncovered this guy, he is doing some holy work. Stay fire bro.
Alphas attitude and charm are so perfect I would like him to be my best man in the future when I get married 💯
I clicked on this cause i desperately need a confidence boost...
Alpha M. I really appreciate the videos you make. I'm a newly single guy and I've been out the game for so long. Your videos have taught so much!
He reminds me of the “oxyclean” commercials
It's impressive how searching for game of thrones videos sent me on buying 20 grooming tools
Yours videos are awesome, helped me out being a groomsman, last week. All about being confident in yourself...
1:07 "Dog humps my leg, I'm flattered." Such a positive attitude.
saw your shark tank video ... my respect for you is now above the roof top
Success is not about money I do agree but man when you said that I could not stop thinking about your 3 minutes of BUY BUY BUY THIS PRODUCT.
On #2, you also have to distinguish the line between not getting compliments because you ARE good looking, and not getting compliments because you AREN'T good looking.
4:23 was that a brofist?
Alpha for meme review?
Agreed
Aeeeeeeeeeeee
He's an alpha not an kiddo 😂
He is an alpha 9 year old
Alpha DID do a Tiger Hanley meme review a while back. So he was ahead of his game
I laugh each and every freaking time i watch his videos! Love you man❤️
Aquí aprendiendo ingles mientras veo Alpha m💯💪
Felicidades, asi podras tener "bueno hair" y andar con "sassy senoritas".
Yo hago lo mismo😂
The god of smooth ad transitions with content
Hey Alpha! I'm an alpha teen, I recently struggled with this accepting the fact that I am attractive. I'm currently a senior in high school, and I am now just concluding as 2 days ago 2 girls I had crushes on told me they had a thing for me for the longest, and I realized if I just realized how attractive I am I could have gotten them both. and looking back at my senorita conquest throughout highschool, I should have realized sooner. I now officially accept that I am a hot muchacho! Thanks alpha I love your vids!
8. When you use *Tiege Hanley*
0:40 This guy has me crying in tears ...Fckn Love it
Again this man can sell meat to a vegan holy crap was that good selling skills
sponsor starts at 03:00 and ends at 04:25
Best vid Aaron ever did thanks brother
Alpha m you are best comedian also with great fashion and self development knowledge.✌️
"I'm to sexy for this video",
Wow, that went to my head quick!
Alpha m you are the boom love your enthusiasm but I love the fact you want help I am converted! I have been through a horrible marriage breakdown and I am hurting bad but your videos have been such a positive thanks bro! Don’t stop don’t lose your enthusiasm 🧔🏻
Thanks for telling me I’m not good looking since I do get compliments 😂
1. People staring at me (Because I actually have dirt on my face)
2. I rarely get compliments ("I... Yeah... about that... you look 'GREAT'")
3. People give me things/exceptions (Because of pity)
4. Facial Hair (I look like a black-bearded Santa Claus)
5. Constantly Smiling (To Hide My Internal Screams)
6. I am adventurous (I go out to let my dog shit on my neighbor's lawn)
7. I am successful (I succesfully fail at my life uwu)
Seven Subtle Signs That I Am Soon Going Suicidal
e.v. c.s. No
That's not attrective at all
Solitude to quote alpha stop being a pansy
r/feelsbadman
@ reality and a sign of help you dumb caveman.
Thanks Alpha
I just recently subscribed. Your videos are great!
70% ads.... 30%content CMON
0:38 Banggg.... The best part of the video. I watch three times at this section of eye contact. You nailed it. That was 🔥🔥🔥
The staring thing happened to me literally 5 times from the same person yesterday
1:07 "dog humps my leg? I'm flattered" bruh I'm dead 💀😂
ok Hennydemiks
Your Ad integrations are awesome!
sitting on their ass playing video games...
Hol' up a minute!
I legit stopped playin MK11 for this
@@blakeolsen2782 Bish, i stopped playing fucking Halo Reach 4 this, i got killed by a grunt bc i wasnt paying attention to the game
i stopped forza for this
listening to three doors down's "loser" while watching this.
Blake Olsen me too mate drop it for the best advice there is
Alpha m: if u buy thiz product it means ur good looking!!
Me: ohhhhh...
You made me feel better. Thanks Pal.
No Negativity allowed in the comments!
🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
It's my birthday Alpha!!! Thanks for helping me become more of a man.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to both of you .. be later
didn't really watch the video, just came by to drop a like. I really had some confidence issues, and your videos helped me get through that. I guess, now that I'm through that stint - I haven't really watched your videos - I think its because of your over the top energy, not quite my style. but I wanted to drop by and say thanks, YOU really helped me out a lot.
The first one bro😭 I thought it was me this whole time
When people stare at me i tend to think that they think im ugly.
I think the same 😂😂
Some weirdo animations :p 😂😂😂
Same