Remember those meat hammers? They were silver and heavy, felt like iron. The end of the head had short nubs of metal spikes. My grandma used one on certain kinds of beef steaks, before she cooked it. That kind of cooking implement could've been used as a lethal weapon.
This guy was brilliant. I love how he cut on windows. I love how he said if Bill Gates would have invented TV it would take 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. I like how he talked about how to shut down windows. He was spot on about it all.
Am I the only one that is amazed that a man could show a knife in his office only 30 or so years ago? I mean now, we'd call the cops and have him charged for assaulting an olive or a sponge cake!
Andy: "I haven't cracked a nut in years" Me: "I can certainly believe that! You would need to go back to the trenches of World War II for that to be true"
What in God's name was the point of any of these Andy Rooney bits? He never ever seems to have a point to anything he talked about, he just said words.
What about this video that was wrong? In this case he does have a point. Getting food from restaurants is getting so popular that why do you need those kitchen items that you hardly use?
Another gem from a hero of mine. Andy, you were and remain a legend .
"I don't like Irish Spring soap. Who wants a bunch of colors running off them when they're taking a shower"
Andy Rooney - 1977
this is the best "talking grandpa" simulator
Remember those meat hammers? They were silver and heavy, felt like iron. The end of the head had short nubs of metal spikes. My grandma used one on certain kinds of beef steaks, before she cooked it. That kind of cooking implement could've been used as a lethal weapon.
Irony is I'm seeing this on Amazon Prime day
it looks too big - *picks up an actual sword*
This guy was brilliant. I love how he cut on windows. I love how he said if Bill Gates would have invented TV it would take 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. I like how he talked about how to shut down windows. He was spot on about it all.
"It would take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes"
I nearly died laughing! That is hilarious.
^^ SAME!! HAHAHAHA!!
Lmao. Why didn’t the bees think of that.
Andy was a true Treasure
I remember this episode when it aired
Dose tgat make me old 😂
That norm MacDonald impression of Andy Rooney was spot on
Andy Rooney was essentially a RUclipsr before RUclips.
Omg the ending!!... So unexpected, much wonder! xD xD
The only segment I ever saw of his on 60 minutes can't believe it's on here.
I was going to suggest a yard sale, would have inspired him to write another segment for sure.
Andy knife is the coolest gadget. More like a sword - good for decapitating those who mess with your kitchen.
Some of those actually seem like a good idea...
1:07 "why didn't the bees think of that?"
Does this make anyone else feel slightly embarrassed?
You can never go wrong with a large knife, just sayin'.
Am I the only one that is amazed that a man could show a knife in his office only 30 or so years ago? I mean now, we'd call the cops and have him charged for assaulting an olive or a sponge cake!
Andy: "I haven't cracked a nut in years"
Me: "I can certainly believe that! You would need to go back to the trenches of World War II for that to be true"
This is torture
What in God's name was the point of any of these Andy Rooney bits? He never ever seems to have a point to anything he talked about, he just said words.
Go back in your room.
@@annek1226 but moooooom!!!
What about this video that was wrong? In this case he does have a point. Getting food from restaurants is getting so popular that why do you need those kitchen items that you hardly use?
I agree