I don't. Can you imagine if people like Ashens, Nerd3, Totalbiscuit or CinemaSins didn't get paid for their work here? The standards would be nowhere near as high, quality would drop, videos would become much less frequent.
RenaissanceHeavy Most of the stuff he reviews these days is from Poundland (or viewer donations) anyway. if he needs ad revenue to afford that, he's got bigger problems to worry about.
Matthew Long Don't put words in my mouth, please. I was responding to a person claiming that it wouldn't be viable to produce the videos they do without ad revenue, which is nonsense. Ashens has been doing videos very much like this long before RUclips partnership was a thing and apart from changes in recording equipment (which was optional and not required), the format has remained the same.
That fake Breakfast Mess advert was creepily awesome. I wish Stuart would insert more pre-planned jokes into his videos, these days he just seems to go 100% improvised (Not that I'm complaining, because some of things he comes out with on the spot are freaking hilarious).
It's funny, but I absolutely agree and have actually never thought about that before. I've just noticed that his more recent videos are more reaction based stuff (still great) while his older videos liked to tool around with scripted comedy.
Coming back to this video in 2023. 5:50. "There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet." Aged like milk. Especially since it immediately follows an ad.
I know. I posted a comment (not related to or mentioning MLP) on a smosh video and it turned into a massive flaming chain attacking me because I hint at being a brony through my pic... so what?
It's like some cruel, insane cartoon tyrant gave our poor, beloved Brta Smipons a haircut with a handheld paper hole-punch! This insult shall not go unavenged. Shame on you, China! Shame - on - you! There, all is well again.
It's quite funny to me that RUclips has started adding commercial breaks whenever the screen fades to black in older videos, so THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET could trigger an ad.
regarding "new" and "old" on products, alot of corporations use "original recipe" or incase of coca cola (where they can not legally use original one) "classical formula" or taste or something
i have this same game-set, only mine didn't have a deformed, bart simpson on the cover, lol. but i agree that (loader/mario bros.) & (baby egg protecter)> are the 2 best-looking rip-offs, of real> (game & watch) games on this popstation-type system. even better because of the bigger screens. i also must note: that (baby egg protecter) is actally a rip-off of the (g&w) version of> donkey kong 3). it uses the same lcd character model in both (g&w) versions of (greenhouse) & (dk3), with the added (ladder-climbing ability) straight-off of the> (g&w: dk3). infact, even the screen-backgrounds of both games are an exact copy of both> g&w) games of (mario bros. aka: loader) & (donkey kong 3, aka: baby egg protector). the character known as (mr. game & watch), took alot of roles replacing/betraying other video-game characters, only in lcd format version, from arcade-games nintendo made around the same time. the very perpose of the (g&w series) was to be able to take arcade-games everywhere u go, in the palm of ur hand. it had both a built-in lcd watch, aswell as a single type of game. which is where the name> (game & watch) came from. think of (mr. g&w) as the pacman-eyed mickey-mouse from the old black & white disney cartoons. in other words, he is the first version of super-mario 2 hit store-selfs, even before they made the gameboy & nes. in which they started 2 make arcade-perfect versions of they're games by then. which is why he also played mario in the (g&w) games he was in, that were ment to mimic the arcade-games starring mario, such as> (g&w: donkey kong). in (g&w: dk3/baby egg protecter), (mr. g&w) plays as a character in> donkey kong 3, named> stanly the bug-man/exterminator. not well known, but stanly was actally the 3rd mario bros. although dk3 sucked so bad, that the game was extremely under-sold at arcades. sells were so bad 2 the point 2 where it was a huge waste of money 2 make more copies of the arcade-machines. like the fbi & aliens, dk3 was never spoken of again. although still aviable on the (wii-shop). its an ok 3rd (donkey kong) game. bout only 2 add 2 your first (donkey kong) & (donkey jr.) collection. atleast still beats (donkey kong jr. math) 100%.
I think the preloading happens in the background, sometimes it's visibly shown, but most of the time right now it just seems like the bar (in proportion to how much has been loaded) simply follows the regular marker that hits play.
They should make a flash game for ashens. Press "a" for overview of the box, press "s" for funny puns, press "d" for references of old movies, "f" for a picture of the sad onion, "w" for a rant on the crappy product, and "e" to chuck the system against the wall add more if you want haha
@Tsteve08 Actually, this model came from an import store in Dallas; there's a street in Dallas lined with such stores. There are other models available in chain stores like Tuesday Morning and Family dollar, and I saw a version for sale in K-Mart a week ago. They're not in TRU...yet. --darkdriver, the donator of the item and head of the Cult of Lain
Wow, I clicked to explore a different tab of my internet browser when all of a sudden the Breakfast Mess ad came on. Let me just say...my heart skipped a beat. Creepy shit.
@pufixas It's an actual controller that plugs into the back of the device for 2-player simultaneous play. However, since the first player will be holding the device to play it, the second player would be at a bit of a disadvantage. :D --darkdriver, the donator of the device and head of the Cult of Lain
It was greenhouse. I'd actually kind of like one of these things, that Mario Bros. one could be fun with one person on each side controlling a different person. (That's how we played it back in Daycare, on my old GBC) actually I still have my GBC... never mind.
"THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET"
Oh 2010 i do miss you...
+Danny Stevenson there are no ads on twitch i think I have adblock so i don't know
+Thomas Pavlick Twitch has a pre video ad (regardless of partnership) and ads can be run whenever the streamer chooses.
4 years ahead of you m8
Danny Stevenson was watching on RUclips mobile and the ad played right when that appears
Flora Sterling Same.
"Join me after the break", "THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET" [advert about some bollocks]
charly88888888 Breakfast mess
Breakfast mess
It's the one we love the best
I got an ad for thousand Island dressing by Kraft
Once upon a time RUclips actually didn't have commercials 😢 (yes I'm sure you already knew that)
"There are no advertisements breaks,this is the internet"
*Gets an ad right as that part ends*
"There are no advertisement breaks this is the internet"
Ah if only he knew..
Hilarious in Hindsight, is it not?
OneOkChris best bit is legit as that faded out I got an ad break
Armedthedude465 Same
I think he does know since the ad is placed right there
Only if u knew u would turn out 2 be a prick
'There are no ad breaks this is the internet' Eh i wish that was true now a days xD
I don't. Can you imagine if people like Ashens, Nerd3, Totalbiscuit or CinemaSins didn't get paid for their work here? The standards would be nowhere near as high, quality would drop, videos would become much less frequent.
RenaissanceHeavy Most of the stuff he reviews these days is from Poundland (or viewer donations) anyway. if he needs ad revenue to afford that, he's got bigger problems to worry about.
That's simply not true.
Matthew Long Do tell.
Matthew Long Don't put words in my mouth, please. I was responding to a person claiming that it wouldn't be viable to produce the videos they do without ad revenue, which is nonsense. Ashens has been doing videos very much like this long before RUclips partnership was a thing and apart from changes in recording equipment (which was optional and not required), the format has remained the same.
That fake Breakfast Mess advert was creepily awesome. I wish Stuart would insert more pre-planned jokes into his videos, these days he just seems to go 100% improvised (Not that I'm complaining, because some of things he comes out with on the spot are freaking hilarious).
It's funny, but I absolutely agree and have actually never thought about that before. I've just noticed that his more recent videos are more reaction based stuff (still great) while his older videos liked to tool around with scripted comedy.
2:13 Looks like the secret love child of Bart and the Cheesestring man
5:54 The new youtube ad system would like to disagree.
+nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 I've had adblock installed for so long that I completely forgot RUclips has ads!
2024 it's worse...
"It's full of oats and things, and it's probably not poisonous at all!"
NOT A GUARANTEE!
By the way, "Breakfast Mess" has now been re-branded as "Hot Mess". It's not just for breakfast anymore! Cheers!
An Excellent Hot Mess!
How about Flamin Hot Mess?
"I've told you before, don't make sweeping statements about my purchasing habits!"
"Sorry father..."
"There are no ad breaks..."
*immediently goes to an ad break*
ah how times change
This was the very first Ashens video I watched.
My life changed immensely at that point.
Lmao "I'm pretty sure it was called green house, in fact it was. Stop going on about it" love your channel! Stu Ashens you are a genius!
"There are no advertisement breaks, this is the internet"
Then I get a T Mobile ad.
"There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet" ... If only :(
If you're using Firefox, install AdBlocker. I haven't had adverts on youtube since I installed that.
I want some Breakfast Mess
I'm going to go have some Breakfast Mess now. If I don't return then consider me dead.
you never came back so I guess you are dead
Coming back to this video in 2023. 5:50. "There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet." Aged like milk. Especially since it immediately follows an ad.
I'm watching this in 2017 and there was indeed an ad break right after, "there are no ad breaks, this is the internet". Glorious
Breakfast mess, breakfast mess, it's the one we love the best...
Watch the whole video.
***** When did I mention MLP or bronies?
I know. I posted a comment (not related to or mentioning MLP) on a smosh video and it turned into a massive flaming chain attacking me because I hint at being a brony through my pic... so what?
*****
* _sad trumpet_ *
* sad trombone *
Breakfast mess,breakfast mess XD
its the one we love the best
Surely we're not ones to jest
***** Totally safe to ingest
Once you swallow it'll hurt your chest
***** We are; and don't call me Shirley. :p
It will give you indigest...ion... i guess...
There ARE commercial breaks now, Ashens.
What WinVisten said.
He certainly knows now. Four years ago it was true. Honest.
***** This I know.
Dark times upon us.
Pop station is the reincarnation of tiger games
please keep making more videos (and more often too) u actually make my day with all your intelligent and random jokes! :DDDD All Hail Ashens
"Ooh! Clack, Clack, Ting! A bit of an upgrade." You are a genius of comedy, Mr. Ashens.
When you finally have the game handle, what should you do ? Through it on the wall ! Exactly !
“THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET”
that aged poorly
Looking back at the joke at 6 mins in, how little did we know 3 years ago about what the future had in store.
5:55 Sadly even on the internet now there are advertisement breaks
can't sleep...breakfast mess commercial will eat me...can't sleep...breakfast mess commercial will eat me...
I know how you feel, scared the shit out of me!
It's like some cruel, insane cartoon tyrant gave our poor, beloved Brta Smipons a haircut with a handheld paper hole-punch! This insult shall not go unavenged.
Shame on you, China! Shame - on - you!
There, all is well again.
Bart Simpson*
Bart Simpson*
Treehouse of horror V.2
Moot Tho Sompsons: Homor, Morgo, Bort, Loso ond Moggoo
I like how he put the ads just before his message of, "the are no advertisement breaks, this is the internet".
5:56
Ironic watching this three, four years later.
Eight years now.
It's 10 years later now!
@@Drew791 and a month.
Gonna make the best pop station. And I tell you. It's gonna be YUGE
You gonna make the Chinese pay for it?
+Ninjamohawk racist
kah junn That's the joke. Donald Trump is racist.
doyouhaveasinglefacttobackthatup.jpg
He wants a moratorium on Muslims, and he wants to keep Mexican aliens from crossing over. Racist.
I would watch a Lovecraftian Simpsons episode. I would watch the hell out of it.
"Breakfast Mess, Breakfast Mess, It's the one we love the best!"
"There are no advertisement breaks. This is the internet."
Alas, this is no longer true...
It's quite funny to me that RUclips has started adding commercial breaks whenever the screen fades to black in older videos, so THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET could trigger an ad.
Breakfast mess, Grab a bite of the stuff nightmares are made off!
This was 4 years ago already? damn, I feel like it appeared in my subscriptions just this morning! Where does time go?!
Uh what the heck was that? That ad thing with the puppet and the devil? that was weird and scary
Tell me about it, it's creepy...
+cutemimi25 did you see it to or I'm I crazy?
RAINBOW DASH IS COOLER PAST 20% Oh I saw it and if you're crazy then I'm crazy too.
+cutemimi25 really we both crazy then
RAINBOW DASH IS COOLER PAST 20% I guess you're right.
“THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENTS BREAK”
_gets 2 ads_
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
"Figure blood can resist the attack of 255 points."
That's pretty dang good. I mean, my figure blood can only tank like, 175 points, tops.
on the Breakfast Mess Advert the voice sounds a lot like Eddie Hitler from Bottom
I enjoy these videos very much. Keep em coming.
I happen to be a _big_ fan of dull text.
regarding "new" and "old" on products, alot of corporations use "original recipe" or incase of coca cola (where they can not legally use original one) "classical formula" or taste or something
can't believe its been 4 years already
Hey! What are you doing here?! You're banned from life! Get out!!!
SUPERTRIP™ I cant believe its been 8 years already
10 years
I used to eat Breakfast Mess for years, and I only got E.coli a couple of times. It was great!
I wonder when someone will make a pop station emulator; I'd download it.
Popstation Emulator for the PSP. Strange Paradox...
well it would be hard to emulate a dot matrix lcd screen, but i would love to see one/
If one could make an emulator using the assembly language I would even pay for it. (Hell, I'd even make it if I could)
I've being tempted to fire up Game Maker 8 & recreate Submarine Invasion.
Knuxfan24
Do it. And make the graphics reminiscent of the lcd display.
"It's so massive i can barley fit it in the camera" -Ashens -2010
I Can Has Breakfast Mess?
Breakfast Mess, Breakfast Mess. It's the one we love the best...
i have this same game-set, only mine didn't have a deformed, bart simpson on the cover, lol. but i agree that (loader/mario bros.) & (baby egg protecter)> are the 2 best-looking rip-offs, of real> (game & watch) games on this popstation-type system. even better because of the bigger screens. i also must note: that (baby egg protecter) is actally a rip-off of the (g&w) version of> donkey kong 3). it uses the same lcd character model in both (g&w) versions of (greenhouse) & (dk3), with the added (ladder-climbing ability) straight-off of the> (g&w: dk3). infact, even the screen-backgrounds of both games are an exact copy of both> g&w) games of (mario bros. aka: loader) & (donkey kong 3, aka: baby egg protector). the character known as (mr. game & watch), took alot of roles replacing/betraying other video-game characters, only in lcd format version, from arcade-games nintendo made around the same time. the very perpose of the (g&w series) was to be able to take arcade-games everywhere u go, in the palm of ur hand. it had both a built-in lcd watch, aswell as a single type of game. which is where the name> (game & watch) came from. think of (mr. g&w) as the pacman-eyed mickey-mouse from the old black & white disney cartoons. in other words, he is the first version of super-mario 2 hit store-selfs, even before they made the gameboy & nes. in which they started 2 make arcade-perfect versions of they're games by then. which is why he also played mario in the (g&w) games he was in, that were ment to mimic the arcade-games starring mario, such as> (g&w: donkey kong). in (g&w: dk3/baby egg protecter), (mr. g&w) plays as a character in> donkey kong 3, named> stanly the bug-man/exterminator. not well known, but stanly was actally the 3rd mario bros. although dk3 sucked so bad, that the game was extremely under-sold at arcades. sells were so bad 2 the point 2 where it was a huge waste of money 2 make more copies of the arcade-machines. like the fbi & aliens, dk3 was never spoken of again. although still aviable on the (wii-shop). its an ok 3rd (donkey kong) game. bout only 2 add 2 your first (donkey kong) & (donkey jr.) collection. atleast still beats (donkey kong jr. math) 100%.
I'm pretty sure the Simpsons would cross over with the Cthulu Mythos for a Treehouse of Horror episode if they could get away with it.
I feel raped after that "ad"
"there are no advertisement breaks"
*ad plays*
Oh my god, that Bart Simpson thing. I lost it at the past where he said "be dammed for all eternity." if he touches it.
I like how an ad played during the brake.
Oh the irony of the "there are no advert breaks" screen. Especially on RUclips.
that bart picture looks like that one creepypasta of where bart jumped out of a plane
I dunno about anyone else, but directly after the "no ads" caption, I got an ad for bud light.
I will say the electronic reproduction of the SMB theme is pretty amazing... and I'm only mostly surprised the SF ripoff didn't also have it. :P
"There are no advertising breaks, this is the internet" can't tell if this aged like milk or wine.
baby egg protection... never did i imagined those words together and above all, in that order
I think the preloading happens in the background, sometimes it's visibly shown, but most of the time right now it just seems like the bar (in proportion to how much has been loaded) simply follows the regular marker that hits play.
They should make a flash game for ashens. Press "a" for overview of the box, press "s" for funny puns, press "d" for references of old movies, "f" for a picture of the sad onion, "w" for a rant on the crappy product, and "e" to chuck the system against the wall
add more if you want haha
THERE ARE NO ADVERTISEMENT BREAKS, THIS IS THE INTERNET
Ad plays
Ah, Street Fighter. Guys ripping their arms off and throwing them at each other. That will never get old.
2:16 It's Burt Sompsan. With his famous catchphrase "Don't have a sheep, mister."
@Tsteve08
Actually, this model came from an import store in Dallas; there's a street in Dallas lined with such stores. There are other models available in chain stores like Tuesday Morning and Family dollar, and I saw a version for sale in K-Mart a week ago. They're not in TRU...yet. --darkdriver, the donator of the item and head of the Cult of Lain
when you said that one time you would want a product to say "old" on it I actually did a spit take right onto my monitor!
"Goodness, gracious, potatoes."
I'm gonna start saying that.
That Breakfest Mess interlude always kills me! It's so random, but so funny!
Wow, I clicked to explore a different tab of my internet browser when all of a sudden the Breakfast Mess ad came on. Let me just say...my heart skipped a beat. Creepy shit.
50 years in the future, pop station is going to actually be like game boy.
i swear i had a nightmare very similar to the Bart simpson thing when i was young, it genuinely terrified me.
Lol, 'join me, you have no choice!' that little moment of insanity made me laugh in a way ive never laughed before :3
♫ Breakfest Mess, Breakfest Mess. It's the one we love the best ♫
Bort Sompsan is both terrifying and hilarious.
"Oh my goodness gracious potatoes." That should be the next most popular phrase said at school.
Brilliant videos! We are big fans here at Duelforce, and I am told that Alex can do an impression of you!
Homer: BART? WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR CRANIUM?
Bart:JOIN ME FATHER... YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!
Looks like bart had too many eggs because his head and hands has cracked like one lol 😂😂😂😂
that monstrous Bart Simpson terrified me. i'll be having nightmares for weeks.
Bart: I'm not Bart, I'm my original character, Bert!
Yay! "Breakfast Mess" is a classic Ashens skit!
There is an ad break after the "there's no ad breaks" part.
@pufixas It's an actual controller that plugs into the back of the device for 2-player simultaneous play. However, since the first player will be holding the device to play it, the second player would be at a bit of a disadvantage. :D --darkdriver, the donator of the device and head of the Cult of Lain
When you eat Breakfast Mess, you end up like 'Bart' there.
"There are no advertisement breaks - This is the internet" - Oh i wish that were true Ashens......I wish that was true!
"There aren't any advertisement breaks, this is the internet"
I... Friggin... Wish...
*looks at the yellow post-it note*
Oh, it's celebrity-endorced?
*Mutant Bart*
'An excellent mutation' says 'Bart Excellence'!
I know I had one of these. It was like an arcade cabinet. I loathed it with all my soul.
It was greenhouse.
I'd actually kind of like one of these things, that Mario Bros. one could be fun with one person on each side controlling a different person. (That's how we played it back in Daycare, on my old GBC)
actually I still have my GBC... never mind.
"It gous clack, when you throw it against a wall [THROW]
ooh clack, clack, ting, - that' a bit of an upgrade
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW BART AND HE MADE THE SCREAMING NOISE!
Goodness ... Gracious ... Potatoes. I see a catchphrase amongst us.