Make Sure You Don't Drown During Your Baptism. Mutzie
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Make sure you don't drown during your baptism, or at least thats the advice that Mutzie would give in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Mutzie starts off by doing some crowd work which ultimately leads to him telling the story of when he got baptized. Whether you're someone looking to be saved, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mutzie is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I never heard of him, but definitely looking for more.. his mind is quick with his crowd work.. glad I ran into this.. thanks for posting..
Thanks my friend I appreciate it.
"My Lord and Savior does not need corrective lenses." 😂😂
My parents are both from Louisiana and I love hearing the accent. Mutzie is very funny!
I thought he was black, but he's from New Orleans. That explains a lot.
Hahaha yes it does.
@@Mutzie
You are hilarious 🤣
YEAH WE ALL.SOUND LIKE THAT DONE CHERE YA HEARD ME
What does that have to do with anything?
This guy has me in tears!
for real, right before my pastor baptized me, I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "Don't you drown me!" He was my pastor, but I knew him in his sinful flesh didn't like me! This Mutzie is VERY funny man!
A pastor being sinful? Nahhhh couldn't be 😂
Omg what a burn lol, we're in Utah😂
This is my first time hearing this man and I LOVE his jokes. Coming to New Jersey anytime soon?
he dope!!!
Miss ya Mutzie
He is hilarious! I was listening only with my phone turned down, and I swore he was black before he said something bahahah! That New Orleans accent gets me every single time!
I thought he was black too 😂
@@mbyrd6713 He might want to check his ancestry 😂
I was watching him but swore he was just a pasty black. Lol he's hilarious... he deff got some black in him that soul don't lie
Hahaha I’m from New Orleans so I’m sure there’s some black in my family history. Thanks for your kind words.
@@Mutzie Hey there, thanks for such a great show. Praying for much success in your future ❤️
Rest in Peace, Mutzie
You're journey to you Mom is now complete💜🌹💜🌹💜🌹
He was a perfect rep for NOLA.
Crowd work is great 😂
Thanks buddy I appreciate it.
That boy so southern he has me reaching for a bowl of collied greens and some sweet potato pie
Damm I wish we had those thing in the uk
He is funny. 😂
Only in Utah😮
He funny asf.
Thanks my friend.
I didnt get the last joke but the beginning was funny.
Thanks my friend.
🤣🤣🤣 I did not expect this to be so funny
Haha thanks my friend.
Hes probably creole, lots of creole people in New Orleans and they are africsn descent with light skin.
We are all mixed my friend.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats true about catholic churches
Love the accent and his comedy!
Thanks my friend I appreciate it.
U know he from neworleans, because that's the way we talk.
We need more stand up of him
Happy burfday to yeww
Before I was baptized, my pastor joked “don’t worry, nobody slipped me a $20 to hold you under or anything” lmao
hahaha!
I was with several clubs on a weekend retreat and the organizers brought this guy in for a night. Never heard of him before but he is crazy funny.
"This is my real head"
The title of his show cracked me up before he even started.
I love this guy .................
This my first time watching him I like him already laughing hard 😂😂
😂😂😂
Good to see a woman pastor!
Greetings from a Christian from Sweden!
I've always wondered, why do we always go to foreign contries to help instead of starting in out own country, it's the same here in Sweden too!.
I don't mind helping foreign countries, it's just that instead of doing both we tend to help abroad instead of at home!
The GREAT COMMISSION is to take the Gospel to the ends of the Earth. There should be a balance in both. Here and everywhere else. 😊
No, it’s really not. Electing a female pastor is the first step to destruction of most churches. Women always want to reinterpret God’s law so they don’t hurt any feelings.. Also, when is the last time you heard a woman freely apologize and admit a mistake?
God bless you! You are so right!
1 Timothy 2:12-14
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.”
While it might sound a little harsh, it is explicitly clear. Women are not to be pastors.
If you throw some of the Bible out selectively, might as well ignore the whole thing.
Edit: wrong word lol
@@KeepTheKitLow there’s differences in testaments but honestly, I don’t care about being a hypocrite.
This guy is funny af
He just became my new fav comedian
Hahahaha
I was with several clubs on a weekend retreat and the organizers brought this guy in for a night. Never heard of him before but he is crazy funny.
R I p mutzie
RIP 😞
Getting baptized in either, a Baptist church or a Pentecostal curch, you'd best be believing in speaking in tongues.
Now, don't get me wrong. I do believe things could happen. But,.. yeai.. I am still incredulous. I feel very emotional when I attend a service my tears want to pop outta nowhere. It makes me feel very awkward. I love the feeling but I can't let them emotions get the best of me. But, it does help to cry ones in a while
Let's just put it this way, I do not like crying infront of people who later that day I will have to talk to.
That woman is NOT a pastor, she is deceived & not reading God's word in spirit & truth.
Like you would know anything about spirit and Truth.
You are correct. Those who say you are wrong do not know Gods word
@@billstetler6769 You forget she could be a Children's Pastor or a Women's Pastor. She didn't say which kind. You judged based on one word. Pastor means Shepherd. So yes, biblically she can Shepherd (watch over and teach women and children).
Y'all are so quick to judge and point fingers. Remember when you point 👉 at someone..three fingers re pointing back at yourself. 😊
@Rob Mc How do you know.?
She could be a Children's Pastor a Pastor for a Women's group. Ohh my do you have your judgement gown on. Tsk Tsk.
@@peacefulwife5199 There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english dictionary, ~40k of them in a avg persons vocabulary, she couldve clarified by using a more accurate word(s), your assumption is not likely.
Gebius
Que?
How is there such a thing as a woman pastor when the Bible clearly states in multiple places that women are not permitted to speak in church?
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@@peacefulwife5199 1st Timothy 2: 11-14. As well as 1st Corinthians 11: 8-9 and 14: 34-35, Proverbs 21:9 and Ephesians 5: 22-24, and several other places. Get your husband to read it to you. It was understood as the norm for thousands of years and the reason why you women didn't have any rights until the 1960's. So keep laughing illiterate, because all you're doing is making a fool of yourself. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@peacefulwife5199 what do you have to say to that? 😂😂😂
Don't worry, I, a man, grant you permission to speak this once to reply to me, as long as you thank me for it. 🙏
She just "identifies" as a pastor. Seems to work well these days 🙃
@@mattdonalds9996 Medically speaking of course I suggest you take a nice strong laxative.....you're full of it. Constipation of the brain.
I'm sure you can find a excellent counselor/psychologist and some medication for your narcissistic, misogynistic tendencies. Have a nice day. 👍
Too much religion…I’m bailing
Bye. Don't let the door hit that big ass on your way out.
Ha! Everyone is religious! Even YOU!
That’s a sign you need it
@@declamatory
NOPE!
@@billstetler6769
NOPE!! Religion is a crutch for the weak who cannot face that we’re on our own…
OK I need to know what kind of pastor that lady is because if she’s following Jesus Christ, she shouldn’t be wearing a mask because people who follow Jesus Christ they’re not living in fear your timelines already written
Let me guess: you don't wash your hands after going №2 because you don't live in fear but the spirit.
Don't be a fool: there's no fear. She could be sick and not infecting others, or she could have a compromised immune system and need to wear one to not become ill.