To me it's still random, but yeah, like 30% HILARIOUS, 50% FUNNY, and 20% DUDS. This one in between hilarious and funny to me. But I'm sure he could be better and become solid hilarious in the bear future.
@@ScottieD813 There are a LOT of hilarious ones, but on top of my head (the ones I often rewatch and still LoL) are Dennis Regan, Brad Upton, Eric O'Shea, Danny Johnson, Bone Hampton, Kellen Erskine... And yeah Josh Sneed is one of them too... 🤣 For me anyone who has self deprecating jokes, sarcasm, good observation and allegories are also funny... And I'm still searching the comedian who did this bear jokes: "...black bear...bear of colors..." I would like to watch that again, but unfortunately I forgot the name...
...but always cuck to their wife. In a real marriage between a man and a women [the ONLY real marriage], in which the two are themselves stable - the man is the head REGARDLESS, yet they share duties to their strengths: Both are needed. Strength is needed. Strong women marry strong men...
@@RetroMMA , not all of them are, but I agree. Most male comedians pander too much to the fragile egos of women. That is the entire reason for feminist rantings about "white male rage" when the raunchy feminist celebrities and their comedy/shows/movies crash and burn. "Has to be a man's fault".. not.."hmm..maybe I should grow up?".
This wasn't funny to me, it sounds whiny, like he got turned into a passive soft male if he wasn't one going into the marriage. My neighbor told me married men see a significant drop in testosterone, that sounds scary, or somebody is doing something wrong.
When my sister was young she would pull a temper tantrum, and throw herself on the floor of the supermarket, my mum cured it, mum just got down with her, and copied her she never did it again lol. Whish I was the oldest cos I missed that
@@AndyBeningo Oh, you are so welcome! You are awesome dude! And Yes, you are *adorable* too. I'd like to see you in a movie! Your wife is lucky to have you, lol. I can actually picture the two of you together. You have to be such a fresh air of relief, in stressful times. ❤
Awee Andy was really funny! I love the bit about the Winking. 😉 He has an excellent presentation of his jokes and I laughed my butt off. Thank you for posting this video 💙 **5 stars**
i always remind the expectant couples in the family to consider two aspects of any names they give their child: 1) this kid will spend 4 LONG years in high school with the name you give, and 2) ponder the initials of said names, ie: HIV, STD, LSD (a really nice girl named Linda, tortured into dropping out), etc. edit: my own experience. Dean. not the first name to have in a college environment. a real date-repellant introduction. i went by my middle: Frank!
My last child's middle name is Dean. My dad's name was Bobby Dean. And we LOVED the name Samuel. So we gotta Sammy Dean... and can't escape the Supernatural references no matter what! LOL... but it's cute NOW. Hopefully it won't give him many issues growing up!
@@goudagirl6095 YES!! There is a beautiful little girl in my son's 1st grade and I swear her mom just wanted to use ALL the letters. It's Xzanniyahva. Pronounced Zah-neye-eva
Ooh I need to get some. Also Oreos and Lays. I'm single too. But...but...my elderly parents would sulk if I don't give them some, and they're no longer allowed to eat such food... I need to eat it in the bathroom... 🤣😭
Funny guy! I hope he'll be successful soon, so he can make his family more happy... I know he exaggerated it, but the big headed kid bit is hilarious for me and also the story about the name Freddy Baningo. 🤣🤣🤣
someone that I know, spent 4 years in university to become a teacher; when she went to do her practicum, she found out that she was terrified of the kids, and had no idea what to say to them, so she became the secretary at the small business that I worked at. While she was in school, she felt great, but when first meeting the kids [gr.3], she stared at them, and they stared right back; not a good time had by all.
Susan Mercurio: I got caught lying to my dog! I told him “all gone”, after sharing part of my sandwich with him, but after he left, he came right back and caught me stuffing my face! Felt bad, an fed him the rest of it just to save face with a 3-pound chihuahua!
Bubba is a common Nick name in the south. It took me many years to figure out that bubba is the name a child calls his "brother" when he can't say brother. Parents will also tell their small children to call their brother "Bubba". Some boys carry the name for the rest of their lives.
Their hand comes under the door like a cat. That's my cat! I've no idea why this is a thing but any time I use my downstairs bathroom, my cat Eddie, tries desperately to reach out to me under the door!
Fritch, TX, one stop light in the whole town as well. maybe like 1500-2000 people. Sandford, TX 10 miles away, one stop sign and a bunch of yields (they're stop signs but No PD means nobody stops at any of them but the one 4-way) like 400 people lol
1:39 Mandela Effect! He said "we're gonna need a bigger boat" When the movie actually now says "You're gonna need a bigger boat." 11:54 He said "Luke, I am your father" when Darth Vader now says "No, I am your father"
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My husband spent about $260 on my engagement ring, and $80 for BOTH our wedding bands. I wouldn't ask for more, they're absolutely perfect. 😊
I've never watched a comedian at Dry Bar that wasn't at least a little good; I've never been disappointed
I always read your comment s.
I read “Never been THIS disappointed” and I was like..
Huh?
To me it's still random, but yeah, like 30% HILARIOUS, 50% FUNNY, and 20% DUDS. This one in between hilarious and funny to me. But I'm sure he could be better and become solid hilarious in the bear future.
@@LadyVoldemort I'd say Shayne Smith and Brandon Vestal are probably my favorites. It's hard to pick. Josh Sneed is really good, too
@@ScottieD813
There are a LOT of hilarious ones, but on top of my head (the ones I often rewatch and still LoL) are Dennis Regan, Brad Upton, Eric O'Shea, Danny Johnson, Bone Hampton, Kellen Erskine... And yeah Josh Sneed is one of them too... 🤣 For me anyone who has self deprecating jokes, sarcasm, good observation and allegories are also funny... And I'm still searching the comedian who did this bear jokes: "...black bear...bear of colors..." I would like to watch that again, but unfortunately I forgot the name...
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🌟 - blank expression
🌟🌟 - smiled
🌟🌟🌟 - chuckled
🌟🌟🌟🌟 - laughed
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 - in stitches
🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠 - comic genius
Hey I like your ranking system do you mind if I use it?
@@9oom706 go for it. No copyright 😆
Andy is very funny. He kept me smiling. Thank you!
So funny!!!! My favorite had to be about naming the kiddo!
His wife winking is soooo funny I'm falling out my chair laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like every married comedian has a part in their show where they just flex the fact that they're married😂
...but always cuck to their wife. In a real marriage between a man and a women [the ONLY real marriage], in which the two are themselves stable - the man is the head REGARDLESS, yet they share duties to their strengths: Both are needed. Strength is needed. Strong women marry strong men...
@@RetroMMA , not all of them are, but I agree. Most male comedians pander too much to the fragile egos of women. That is the entire reason for feminist rantings about "white male rage" when the raunchy feminist celebrities and their comedy/shows/movies crash and burn. "Has to be a man's fault".. not.."hmm..maybe I should grow up?".
Because, (material.) Marriage definitely gives you that.
This wasn't funny to me, it sounds whiny, like he got turned into a passive soft male if he wasn't one going into the marriage. My neighbor told me married men see a significant drop in testosterone, that sounds scary, or somebody is doing something wrong.
@@mscir I'm guessing that you are not married. 😆
He's really natural and personal. He's a good story teller type of comedian
I think he's really really brilliant, one of the best, awesome jokes! Love it!!!!
Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it!
When my sister was young she would pull a temper tantrum, and throw herself on the floor of the supermarket, my mum cured it, mum just got down with her, and copied her she never did it again lol. Whish I was the oldest cos I missed that
Hahahaha! That is fantastic!
Started out not knowing if I was gon'a like him but he just kept getting better and better . Big thumbs up !
I had same reaction!!
I really like this guy. He was very entertaining. 👍
Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the show!
@@AndyBeningo You are very welcome! You were awesome! 😉👍
@@AndyBeningo Oh, you are so welcome! You are awesome dude! And Yes, you are *adorable* too. I'd like to see you in a movie! Your wife is lucky to have you, lol. I can actually picture the two of you together. You have to be such a fresh air of relief, in stressful times. ❤
He's funny AND looks like John Belushi. What a treat!
Awee Andy was really funny! I love the bit about the Winking. 😉 He has an excellent presentation of his jokes and I laughed my butt off. Thank you for posting this video 💙
**5 stars**
I lost it at the winking bit 😂 7:11
One of my favorite Dry Bar specials. Such a cool guy. So relatable.
Thanks for your message- that really made my day! Glad you enjoyed it!
i always remind the expectant couples in the family to consider two aspects of any names they give their child: 1) this kid will spend 4 LONG years in high school with the name you give, and 2) ponder the initials of said names, ie: HIV, STD, LSD (a really nice girl named Linda, tortured into dropping out), etc. edit: my own experience. Dean. not the first name to have in a college environment. a real date-repellant introduction. i went by my middle: Frank!
I feel like a girl's receptiveness to dating someone named Dean is probably directly related to how much they've watched of Gilmore Girls
Not to mention in BUSINESS. Some names are so off the wall, its like, "What the--? Shanonnajuanna?"
My last child's middle name is Dean. My dad's name was Bobby Dean. And we LOVED the name Samuel. So we gotta Sammy Dean... and can't escape the Supernatural references no matter what! LOL... but it's cute NOW. Hopefully it won't give him many issues growing up!
@@1umbreon4life or Supernatural!
@@goudagirl6095 YES!! There is a beautiful little girl in my son's 1st grade and I swear her mom just wanted to use ALL the letters. It's Xzanniyahva. Pronounced Zah-neye-eva
Watched the cookie part while eating Chips Ahoy (yeah, I'm single and loving it)
Ooh I need to get some. Also Oreos and Lays. I'm single too. But...but...my elderly parents would sulk if I don't give them some, and they're no longer allowed to eat such food...
I need to eat it in the bathroom... 🤣😭
I remember, when single, eatiung a 2lb package of fudge sandwich cookies dipping them in a pint-size mug of hot chocolate! No more of that. . . :(
@@LadyVoldemortGood of you to be considerate, &still get your jones in! :D
The chines line I died! 🤣🤣 love this guy! I listen to Dry Bar a lot especially while I'm working! I'm a vendor but this makes my day!
Thanks so much! Glad you had some laughs!
Sept/2020 .. this guy was great .. ! Friendly even to hecklers lol .. love the drybar series .. !!
Very funny well done thank you.
good stuff my man. kept on cracking up all through. especialy the 90's jokes
Thank you for the laughs! 😂 I nearly pissed myself! 😆
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it!
Great job Andy ! Laughed all the way through !!!
Thank you so much! I'm happy to hear you had some laughs!
Did anyone notice behind him on the board it says:Mr Pauper Hat Emporium?
Thanks!
Freddy Baningo... the most mafia kid ever
Frankie
I was going to reply the same thing until i looked at the replies. Lol
Freddy (The memory mega mind) Beningo
🤣
Who salts their McDonald’s?
Me: well actually, I salt my fries 🙈 🙈🙈
Ditto
Lmaoo he's hilarious... probably single now after his wife seen this haha
Plot Twist: She writes 3/4 of his material! :D
@@NatandGeorge Hahahaha!
This guy is hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂
This was excellent! Thank you!
So good, Love you chilled out style.
Funny guy! I hope he'll be successful soon, so he can make his family more happy... I know he exaggerated it, but the big headed kid bit is hilarious for me and also the story about the name Freddy Baningo. 🤣🤣🤣
Funniest standup I've seen in a while 😂👍👍
Please note: it doesn't get better. My kid is months away from their driver's license and STILL eats my snacks.
My youngest is 33 and he still eats my snacks when he comes over 😂
@@MrJstepp somehow they beeline for whatever you specifically set aside for a special moment, eh?
my oldest just had my 1st grandbaby, and she STILL eats my snacks too......don't mind the fact, that I give them to her....lol
Can confirm. I’d get into my Grandmom’s chocolate stash well into my 20’s.
Secret service 1: Fat eagle is stuck in the tub.
Secret service 2: What code is that?
Ohhh... he’s STUCK IN THE TUB.
Me: 😂
POTUS' codename: Walking Eagle (when an eagle is so full of sh*t it can't fly, it must walk. . .)
someone that I know, spent 4 years in university to become a teacher; when she went to do her practicum, she found out that she was terrified of the kids, and had no idea what to say to them, so she became the secretary at the small business that I worked at. While she was in school, she felt great, but when first meeting the kids [gr.3], she stared at them, and they stared right back; not a good time had by all.
Flounder from Animal House!! That's what I was thinking before he said it! :) Great stuff Andy, from a fellow middle child!
My son is named Luke for almost the same exact reason or the same exact reason. The wife just doesn't know why lol.
He’s probably one of the funniest on Dry Bar and I’ve done my research 🔬 I’ve never laughed so hard and so consistently! Hilarious 🤣
He's adorable!
Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you had some laughs!
Absolutely hilarious
I wish I could make myself a tuna sandwich without fighting off my cats
I hate cats!
I used to pour out the oil into a saucer for mine. . . but she had to wait silently, or no oil. . .
Susan Mercurio: I got caught lying to my dog! I told him “all gone”, after sharing part of my sandwich with him, but after he left, he came right back and caught me stuffing my face! Felt bad, an fed him the rest of it just to save face with a 3-pound chihuahua!
lmao.. Frankie was too mafia, so they went with Joey?!? xD Fuggetaboutit..
Exactly! "How you doin'" Joey 😂
He says, I eat too much junk food, and I'm like, oh, I have a chocolate chip muffin in the kitchen
really funny! A pleasure to watch :))
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it!
Lmao 😂 Bub bub bubba biningo
He is adorable
"Frankie Beningo...
Fahgetaboutit"
🤣
35:39 actually, it's 1:40am right now, and tacobell sounds amazing!
Ok, my youngest, now 25 did eventually grow into his head size. For any other Charlie Brown headed kids parents.
I'm 54 & mostly grown into my head size, but my head is still huge! I can't wsear a tee-shirt unless it has 2-3 buttons to expand the neck. . .
My favorite part... 7:20 😂🤣😂🤣
Good delivery..
Very animated! Fun!
I can't wink either!! Lol. When I wink, I have to open my mouth all the way and tilt my head toward the eye I chose to close. Real face battle. LoL
I’m going to use “Quiet Coyote “....🤣😂
You're hilarious 😂😅
You've got great taste! Thanks so much for the nice message, it really made my day!
The cat’s hand under the door is a scary thought.
Ted mosby has let himself go.
He also got much less funny.
omg...spot on.
Sometimes I lie to my wife about being dead and I haven't seen her in a decade or two
I love your mind!
LOLOL 😂
I'm working up to that! Should do for work, too -- my wife makes the call for me. . . (of course)
A young Jason Alexander with hair!
Hahahahahaha!
He's in Traverse City, Mich. in Feb.
Good luck trying to get this area to laugh.
My youngest sons nick name is Bubba. I like it. It’s from the Heat of the Night.
Bubba is a common Nick name in the south. It took me many years to figure out that bubba is the name a child calls his "brother" when he can't say brother. Parents will also tell their small children to call their brother "Bubba". Some boys carry the name for the rest of their lives.
@@janegambino7510 I like the Nick name and he, to me will always be called Bubba. 😄
Harrison isn’t old. He’s fine wine’d
He's been Gitmorized and executed, just like many others in Hollyweird. Evil adrenochromers 😐
Wow! A lot of things have happened to him "a couple of days ago" 😂🤣
😂🤣
fictional events may have occurred closer than they appear. . .
audience are very nice
People pretending to be happily married 🤣
tyhey ARE in public, after all, & you can't show weakness in front of the Mormons. . .
Good Job dude!!
omlll this guy is hilarious.
Hilarious 😂
I graduated from chesaning union high school in Michigan in 2012. Wow, small world..
I'm sorry? What a weird predicament.
"safety of the sofa" ...lovin' it!!
He's got great delivery, but his material is kind of weak.
It was great 👍🏼 🤣
Andy, did you happen to tell them it was the Fisher price bubble machine lawnmower?
Great laughs. Thanks!
DB
Haha thanks!
@@AndyBeningo Thanks for the inspiration, Andy !
I used to work at the Bird Park, my dad still does... 😅 🇭🇳
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN CHESANING!! There's only one chesaning in the world.
Haha.....laser pointer
omg i am from chesaning too live in ca now! love your stuff. go indians! Got any showboat jokes?
Awesome! Chesaning is the best!
So sooooo funny 🤣
Their hand comes under the door like a cat. That's my cat! I've no idea why this is a thing but any time I use my downstairs bathroom, my cat Eddie, tries desperately to reach out to me under the door!
HEYYYYY FIRE UP CHIPS 🔥👆
Fire up CHIPS!!
This guy is great. Funny and entertaining.
Fritch, TX, one stop light in the whole town as well. maybe like 1500-2000 people. Sandford, TX 10 miles away, one stop sign and a bunch of yields (they're stop signs but No PD means nobody stops at any of them but the one 4-way) like 400 people lol
Prince Charming! With a frog head!
For some reason I thought of Hey Arnold when he was talking about his son's big head 🤣
Wanna ruin a good relationship?
Get married
Taco Bell is always better going in than coming out.
chase it down with a bottle of quality red wine. . . & you'll balance out okay. . .
Hilarious!!!
i love this 😭😂😂😂
He asked people if they are into texting in 2020. That entire phone bit has been done several times before.
Awesome show,
😃✋
"Why'd you marry me"
thats her way of saying - what the heck does a girl have to do to get laid round here!
LOL
reply, "shh, roll over, & I'll show you again"
He is Stewie's dad for real!
he looks like the Pledge from Animal House!
Not a fuxking scantron 🤣🤣🤣
I wish the person adding the intro would watch more than the first few seconds of these videos
love it
Yikes. Can't all be winners, can they Drybar.
Because you're adorable lol yeah that's a keeper! Lololol
1:39 Mandela Effect! He said "we're gonna need a bigger boat" When the movie actually now says "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
11:54 He said "Luke, I am your father" when Darth Vader now says "No, I am your father"
Joey is also a mob name. Short for Guiseppe.