Half Hillbilly, Half Puerto Rican, Whole Lot Of Funny. Juanita Lolita - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июл 2024
  • Juanita Lolita is half hilbilly, half Puerto Rican and a whole lot of funny in here first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special Juanita talks about everything from her parental heritage, warning labels and getting older. Whether you're someone who is half Puerto Rican or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full special from Junaita Lolita is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @OllieDoodsChan
    @OllieDoodsChan 8 месяцев назад +125

    From heavy Latin accent to "I don't talk like that yall". I was hooked!

  • @bkwwilkes
    @bkwwilkes 8 месяцев назад +81

    She had me Laughing all the way she is so funny and so right

  • @lauralowery9303
    @lauralowery9303 8 месяцев назад +109

    She's great! Sorry she didn't have a more receptive audience.
    Ireally enjoyed it!
    👏🎶🎵🤣😂💖🙏🏼
    I especially love that she gives God the glory! 😄💖

    • @atphoenix2020
      @atphoenix2020 8 месяцев назад +1

      She's in Provo - it's the audience - all Mormon

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 8 месяцев назад +2

      Maybe it's just me but the audience seemed to love her.

    • @LiamLightwolf
      @LiamLightwolf 2 месяца назад

      AMEN!

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 8 месяцев назад +36

    “Cheap undie pop-n-lock” 😂
    Her transitions are fantastic! They flow like the stream-of-consciousness chat between friends.

  • @iwanttobelieve5970
    @iwanttobelieve5970 8 месяцев назад +197

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 She deserves a better audience. She was funny but they were pretty dead.

    • @Earthy9025
      @Earthy9025 8 месяцев назад +14

      🌷 I noticed that too

    • @drivebyquipper
      @drivebyquipper 8 месяцев назад +7

      She had to follow other comics. That's why I don't like comedy clubs that much. By the time the third or fourth comedian takes the stage I'm saturated ... laughed out.

    • @lauralowery9303
      @lauralowery9303 8 месяцев назад +15

      Well, it was a very young group. They don't seem to have a sense of humor these days.
      I loved her act! Excellent!💖

    • @johnafamasaga9310
      @johnafamasaga9310 8 месяцев назад +4

      Walking dead actually 😂

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 8 месяцев назад +1

      Funny

  • @qjhwegwnapn880
    @qjhwegwnapn880 8 месяцев назад +43

    Omg, she's wonderful! Totally killed it (and not her husband 😂)

  • @adegbenroagoro5180
    @adegbenroagoro5180 8 месяцев назад +57

    I really like the way she segued from one topic to another. Seamlessly.

  • @nikkojones2784
    @nikkojones2784 8 месяцев назад +54

    Killer Set !!
    Timeless material, very engaging with the audience, start to finish.
    Excellent clean Entertainment.

  • @JOMOPressureWash
    @JOMOPressureWash 8 месяцев назад +86

    I gotta hand it to you. That intro was fire.

  • @nenaelliott8058
    @nenaelliott8058 8 месяцев назад +60

    She's hilarious. Great from start to finish. 👍👍❤

  • @lucymagee3654
    @lucymagee3654 8 месяцев назад +31

    Lol she is so funny! That intro was hilarious 😂 would love to hear more from her especially about her parent’s relationship!

  • @wayneyadams
    @wayneyadams 8 месяцев назад +44

    3:48 A very funny comedian named Don McMillan who was a computer engineer was talking about the flip side of statistics and he said "45% of all marriages end in divorce, which means 55 % of all marriages end in death."

  • @karenrhoads1598
    @karenrhoads1598 8 месяцев назад +38

    She's funny 😂 I'd watch more of her comedy

  • @nancyromero8649
    @nancyromero8649 8 месяцев назад +54

    I love her,shes cute,funny,and I love how she gives God the glory

  • @jameslipke354
    @jameslipke354 8 месяцев назад +34

    This is AWESOME!!! 🤣Several years ago, my husband and I were sitting on the couch watching a movie. Out of nowhere he said, "Hey, when you go into the kitchen, would you bring me a soda back?"
    Again, we were sitting on the SAME couch watching the SAME movie in the SAME house. 🤨
    I looked at him and said,
    "Please...Are you new? You know where the refrigerator is; so suck it up buttercup and get up and get it yourself." 😈
    Ah, yes...Victoria's Secret. Let's be honest, Victoria has no secrets! 🤣 My husband went into Victoria's Secret with me one time. He saw some skimpy want to be nighty hanging on one of the racks, smiled at me, raised his eyebrows up and down a few times, and said,
    "I wonder how you would look in this?" 😈 So, I picked it up, hanger and all, and tossed it onto the floor and said, "Does it look good to you because that’s where it will end up? Seems a little pricey for something that will be laying on the floor." The gals working in the store were laughing uncontrollably and my husband's face was beet red! I call that a WIN/WIN! 🤣 Yes ma'am!!! Always stand up for what you believe to be right, even if you're standing all alone.
    ~ APRIL LIPKE

    • @shirleycoleman1211
      @shirleycoleman1211 6 месяцев назад

      Hey please get with Jaunita Lolita & ur life has good writing materials just off same 🏡 are u new? Or knew?

    • @marisolsullivan5224
      @marisolsullivan5224 6 месяцев назад

      Wow this is so ignorant I couldn't get past minute 2:26. What puerro rican came here on a boat and who ever heard of a Puerto rican named Juanita Lolita dummy had a Mexican name trying to pass off as rican. If she's Rican she knows nothing about her race. I never heard of West Virginians standing on the shore shooting at Puerto Ricans coming on a boat.

    • @jessicacruz3342
      @jessicacruz3342 6 месяцев назад

      Yessss u go girl lmao

  • @carmonadaggy
    @carmonadaggy 7 месяцев назад +22

    As a Puerto Rican born in New York and raised in South Georgia, I was not taught Spanish because mom was the only one in the whole state who spoke it. Lol

    • @First._.Last.
      @First._.Last. 4 месяца назад

      I know so many Hispanic and Latino people who live in South Georgia! But we may be speaking of different time-frames.

  • @josephrodriguez1683
    @josephrodriguez1683 8 месяцев назад +11

    Freaking hilarious I’m the product of my mom is from West Virginia and my dad is Puerto Rican and from New York. Lol.

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 8 месяцев назад +17

    She's halarios!!! Omgoshh where have you been? You need more comedy,so I can watch more..
    100% GREAT!!!
    Thanks for sharing your talent!!❤

  • @kellyharvey5815
    @kellyharvey5815 7 месяцев назад +8

    This is the first time I’m seeing Juanita Lolita… She is hilarious. I love her.❤😂

  • @sunyydazee
    @sunyydazee 8 месяцев назад +16

    Girl you are hilarious!! The crowd sucked !! Y'all were cold.😊

  • @maurawhelan3530
    @maurawhelan3530 8 месяцев назад +21

    She’s so fresh! Love the a to z lists!

  • @ashland7858
    @ashland7858 4 месяца назад +2

    From a hillbillie, Jewish, Cuban, native American.... Get it girl.... Love this!!!

  • @debralaforest4281
    @debralaforest4281 8 месяцев назад +7

    I enjoyed her clean comedy and her sharing of her faith! 🙏

  • @minajones1635
    @minajones1635 7 месяцев назад +9

    She was so enjoyable to listen to and I loved that she gave God glory!! She was funny, but I thought the audience was not very appreciative.

  • @nathaliegelinasvandenbosch3877
    @nathaliegelinasvandenbosch3877 8 месяцев назад +21

    I think she's great!

  • @martymcmannis6581
    @martymcmannis6581 8 месяцев назад +9

    Great job sister
    God bless you and your family

  • @JonesDi77
    @JonesDi77 8 месяцев назад +10

    Hillbillarican 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jateena
    @jateena 8 месяцев назад +11

    She is great 👍 I am sharing all over the place !!! Amen!!! Absolutely my new favorite comedian ❤😂😅❤

  • @danasampson818
    @danasampson818 8 месяцев назад +15

    Funny lady. Very clever and I could totally relate to her.

  • @chantelles3641
    @chantelles3641 8 месяцев назад +10

    I hide an emergency toilet roll from the rest of the family 😅❤

  • @barrygysbers5632
    @barrygysbers5632 8 месяцев назад +6

    There are a few other women stand up artists that I admit are very funny, but it usually comes at the cost of them ALSO being mean spirited! This woman is SO good, I haven't even finished the video yet, and I have to leave a comment!
    Genuinely honest, insightful, and warmly observant about the hu man condition! TWO, big thumbs up!

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 8 месяцев назад +17

    Love these full special vids. Thanks for the excellent laughs! 🤣🤣

  • @elvenzo3884
    @elvenzo3884 8 месяцев назад +28

    She had me in the first half 😂

  • @ladytube64
    @ladytube64 8 месяцев назад +19

    This is very funny....♥♥♥♥♥

  • @alainITerz
    @alainITerz 8 месяцев назад +6

    You are the best bravo ❤

  • @SodoMojo22
    @SodoMojo22 8 месяцев назад +5

    Hah! That intro was great.

  • @7munkee
    @7munkee 8 месяцев назад +94

    Marriage can't be any worse than waking up beside the woman you've been sleeping with for the last year and find her teeth laying on the pillow.

    • @fiusionmaster3241
      @fiusionmaster3241 8 месяцев назад +19

      r/Oddlyspecific

    • @iwanttobelieve5970
      @iwanttobelieve5970 8 месяцев назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suenim263
      @suenim263 8 месяцев назад +19

      I leave wigs around - but I'll take that sucker off mid-date if it gets too hot. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

    • @lauralowery9303
      @lauralowery9303 8 месяцев назад +4

      🤣😂😁👏

    • @joscelynpease6656
      @joscelynpease6656 8 месяцев назад +14

      Marriage would be the freedom to be with someone that would love you no matter what and already accept everything about you.

  • @dr.javitamckinney8880
    @dr.javitamckinney8880 8 месяцев назад +5

    AWESOME!! SHE IS A BLESSING AND WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST FAMILY MEMBERS TO BE WITH IN HEAVEN. XOXO

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 8 месяцев назад +5

    I love this one! I’m a married woman (been that way for 22 years) and generally, don’t think women comedians are as funny as men. But this lady is a gem. She’s one of the truly funny ladies., like Lucille Ball, Roseanne Barr, Carol Burnett, and Leanne Morgan.
    To be a truly funny lady, you have to be willing to stand up there and not try and be sexy, pretty, polite, or intelligent. It comes much more naturally to men. And the irony is, that the truly funny ladies really ARE sexy, pretty, polite and intelligent, they just have to portray that they can put it on a shelf.

    • @CosmicTruthTeller
      @CosmicTruthTeller 7 месяцев назад

      I wouldn’t say that Roseanne Barr had those attributes in her comedy.

    • @nattamused9074
      @nattamused9074 7 месяцев назад

      @@CosmicTruthTeller Not everyone really understands everyone else.

    • @CosmicTruthTeller
      @CosmicTruthTeller 7 месяцев назад

      @@nattamused9074 She’s funny, but not some of the other qualities you mentioned, is all. Peace 🙏🏻

  • @grammadrm4974
    @grammadrm4974 8 месяцев назад +5

    Yes in God we need to trust and believe! She is funny. I'm enjoying her comedy!

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 8 месяцев назад +5

    Excellent Show ! Thanks for posting.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 8 месяцев назад +16

    She's not wrong about the Hallmark movies.

  • @Ednilane
    @Ednilane 8 месяцев назад +12

    Omg xD she’s so funny! She needs more audience ❤

  • @debbiewilkinson4277
    @debbiewilkinson4277 7 месяцев назад +2

    God bless you ma’am!! Thank you for standing up for our King. You are blessed and beautiful

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hysterically funny and engaging. Really funny.

  • @lanaday3557
    @lanaday3557 8 месяцев назад +8

    Very good!

  • @fabianrigan9625
    @fabianrigan9625 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love the introduction fake me so good lol 😂❤❤❤❤❤love

  • @MomentsInTrading
    @MomentsInTrading 8 месяцев назад +7

    00:44 The voice change! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @dr.javitamckinney8880
    @dr.javitamckinney8880 8 месяцев назад +9

    THE AUDIENCE MAY BE HARD OF HEARING XOXO

  • @HURRICANE_melissa5656
    @HURRICANE_melissa5656 5 месяцев назад +1

    Very funny loved laughing with you. Hope to see more of you

  • @ehealthshop
    @ehealthshop 8 месяцев назад +9

    She is funny- I don’t think we dress up just for men though. I think it’s more for competition with each other, sad to say. But she is good!

  • @sylviastreet
    @sylviastreet 8 месяцев назад +4

    You are right about husbands change after they’re married! I would get off the couch to head for the bathroom, and he would say While you’re up, will you make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

  • @KenzoTan1942
    @KenzoTan1942 8 месяцев назад +26

    The audience is worse than the walking dead audience

  • @yvonnealmassi8957
    @yvonnealmassi8957 Месяц назад

    Great recipe . Thank you. Love your presentations

  • @hiyapal7719
    @hiyapal7719 8 месяцев назад +13

    "In GOD we trust!!!"🙏 🇺🇲❤🇺🇲🙏

  • @M4CK7H3KN1F3
    @M4CK7H3KN1F3 8 месяцев назад +5

    My white grandmother's name was Juanita. Her sisters are Berlida and Wanda. Dust bowl homegirls.

  • @AZPATRIOT34
    @AZPATRIOT34 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks ! You were Just what I needed at this moment 👏✝️🙏♥️. You are hilarious & so refreshing 🌟🌟🌟🌟‼️

  • @Davesreborn
    @Davesreborn 6 месяцев назад +1

    I loved the beginning! I felt like her jokes puts herself down a lot though. Juanita you are a beautiful woman of God and I enjoyed looking at you from head to toe. I'm sure your husband does too. I loved both your A to Z bits too! Thanks for sharing The Gospel and God bless ✝️🙏🏽

  • @briano6115
    @briano6115 3 месяца назад

    OUTSTANDING !!!

  • @rebeccamandabach7517
    @rebeccamandabach7517 7 месяцев назад +2

    She's awesome!

  • @sharonhendrix3864
    @sharonhendrix3864 6 месяцев назад +1

    So Funny & Clever….God Bless❣️❤️❤️❤️

  • @jessicacruz3342
    @jessicacruz3342 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lmao u are good. This my 1st time coming across ur show and I love it. Hands up to u. God bless. Yesss. I'll look for more. Take care and thank you.

  • @melindamercier6811
    @melindamercier6811 8 месяцев назад +8

    What is with the audience? My goodness. Glad the women in the back were loud at least bc sheesh, you’d think the men at the front were dead.

  • @rebeccahoneycutt1434
    @rebeccahoneycutt1434 6 месяцев назад +1

    loved her comedy

  • @robertarguello1115
    @robertarguello1115 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yes indeed! … You are a very talented comedian. 😆

  • @Becktastic01
    @Becktastic01 8 месяцев назад +6

    Tough crowd!

  • @deborahoneal-rohracker5606
    @deborahoneal-rohracker5606 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you, and God bless you.

  • @historymatters8991
    @historymatters8991 7 месяцев назад +1

    I loved her!! Shes great 😂

  • @idkwhoknew908
    @idkwhoknew908 8 месяцев назад +2

    Very good I joyed.

  • @anamariaguadayol2335
    @anamariaguadayol2335 8 месяцев назад +6

    Puerto Ricans don't come in a boat, they come by plane.

    • @caracolvictoria3555
      @caracolvictoria3555 8 месяцев назад +10

      The very first Puerto Ricans came by boat. Even Rita Moreno talked about that in her auto biography and many interviews. I'm boricua by the way. Born and raised on the island.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@caracolvictoria3555 and in the song from "West Side Story".

    • @astridgalactic9336
      @astridgalactic9336 8 месяцев назад +2

      Most of the ones that I've known came by subway.

    • @anamariaguadayol2335
      @anamariaguadayol2335 8 месяцев назад

      @@caracolvictoria3555 people! That's a loooong time ago!

  • @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia
    @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia 8 месяцев назад +3

    Fire 🔥

  • @wqmanawqke3375
    @wqmanawqke3375 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love her!

  • @lelaniaorr8195
    @lelaniaorr8195 6 месяцев назад

    super good! That was amazing, I really related to you. Bravo!!

  • @kenyaking3801
    @kenyaking3801 8 месяцев назад +5

    Her content was not for the young people in the room.. she says what everybody is thinking but won’t say out loud

  • @christinashelton1391
    @christinashelton1391 8 месяцев назад

    Amazing

  • @williambilyeu9801
    @williambilyeu9801 8 месяцев назад +3

    Juanita Lolita did a great show and had me laughing. By the way, my ex-wife was named Jecquita and her sister is named Marquita. Their parents were country people and they really wanted boys. 😊😅😂

  • @stacymatthews371
    @stacymatthews371 6 месяцев назад

    Love her😂

  • @nightedpemder4992
    @nightedpemder4992 8 месяцев назад +6

    She had me rolling! Love all the clean content! Speaking of clean, I'm divorced and one of the main things I miss about being married: after a couple months I have to wash my own underwear. Going commando only lasts so long. After a couple times getting hung up, underwear,even dirty is better. Want to see a man cry? After a couple days without underwear he'll be bawling.

  • @Mrshhh253
    @Mrshhh253 5 месяцев назад +1

    She is great 🎉

  • @mamasquatch
    @mamasquatch 6 месяцев назад

    I love her😂

  • @jamesrobinson9176
    @jamesrobinson9176 8 месяцев назад +15

    1st date take her to the water park. Answers lots of questions right away.

  • @joelaichner3025
    @joelaichner3025 6 месяцев назад

    I love the Twist

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 6 месяцев назад

    She is Awesome

  • @ruthhughes1099
    @ruthhughes1099 7 месяцев назад

    The Hallmark schpeil...HILARIOUS!

  • @oldrikky
    @oldrikky 8 месяцев назад +3

    loved her gentle humour. Smiled and laughed through the perfomance. Not to sure about the jesus thing at the end, but were all different.

  • @Kangaroocry1
    @Kangaroocry1 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh, the Christian advice was priceless 😂😂😂

  • @garytindell7994
    @garytindell7994 8 месяцев назад +7

    Ladies I've been married for 45 years now I bought my wife a leaver action rifle 3 Christmas's ago is that a good gift or not?

    • @terriwetz6077
      @terriwetz6077 8 месяцев назад

      Ummm....no.

    • @melindamercier6811
      @melindamercier6811 8 месяцев назад +3

      To a gun girl it is lol. I’d love that. If she doesn’t care about guns, it’s a terrible gift. 😂

    • @garytindell7994
      @garytindell7994 8 месяцев назад

      @@melindamercier6811 she is she's got almost more than me and she won't even sell me one that I really want . Or let me carry it ether.

    • @rickyshultz2051
      @rickyshultz2051 8 месяцев назад

      Hell ,my women will take a gun of mine and claim it as hers ! Yea I’m a little upset , but I know she’s well armed !

    • @mhzprayer
      @mhzprayer 8 месяцев назад

      It depends on if she likes cowboy movies and if you got one that's not too heavy for her to hold up. That's a great gift.

  • @rhondalong152
    @rhondalong152 6 месяцев назад +1

    She was funny. She needs a special. 24 minutes wasn't enough

  • @terriwetz6077
    @terriwetz6077 8 месяцев назад +6

    The audience was thinned out and the tables were set far apart. I wonder when this was filmed and what are they taking preventative measures against?

  • @cryptopappy6408
    @cryptopappy6408 6 месяцев назад

    brilliant

  • @alu-truthapoet
    @alu-truthapoet 5 месяцев назад

    She said oh yea well let's review the tape.
    😂 😂 😂 Victoria secret agent undies 😂😂😂😂😂😂 girl i can't shop there either it's waaaaaaay too expensive

  • @ednon80
    @ednon80 5 месяцев назад +1

    She is hilarious and Christian ❤❤❤❤

  • @lpg8518
    @lpg8518 2 месяца назад

    She is not wrong. Every relationship I've ever had has increased my weight by 10-20 pounds and once it's over, the weight also leaves LOL!!

  • @alainITerz
    @alainITerz 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you so muchI wish you all the best in life to! Happiness and pease❤️

  • @Phoenixlives27
    @Phoenixlives27 8 месяцев назад +5

    💕🔥🔥🔥

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 8 месяцев назад +2

    Unique ♡

  • @archbishopjohnjohnston1184
    @archbishopjohnjohnston1184 6 месяцев назад

    God Bless you

  • @sjent
    @sjent 8 месяцев назад +2

    She is hilarious.

  • @shewolf871
    @shewolf871 4 месяца назад

    She had me fooled for about the first minute

  • @tanabrown3449
    @tanabrown3449 8 месяцев назад +1

    YAY West Virginia girl! 💜💜