You Should Adopt A Middle Aged Guy. Dave Konig - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • You should adopt a middle aged guy, or at least thats the advice Dave Konig would give in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this full special Dave talks about everything from having 4 children in New York City to stupid people working in customer service. Whether you're someone who is considering adopting, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full length comedy special from Dave Konig is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Комментарии • 101

  • @CarlGorn
    @CarlGorn 11 месяцев назад +10

    Since I write for a living and my wife _hates_ writing, I banged out vows for both of us in a half-hour, a feat which caused her to look up from reading them and say, "You suck. It's not fair how this comes so easy for you!" 😂
    Which reminds me: Part of finding someone who will put up with you is finding someone who sucks at all the stuff you're good at. Because for the rest of your life together, she'll love that she doesn't have to look like as yutz every time that chore comes up, she just farms it out to you. And if you're really blessed, it works both ways, she's good at the stuff you suck at.
    👍♥👍

  • @MrsABC7997
    @MrsABC7997 11 месяцев назад +16

    This guy is awesome! Loved the marriage jokes!😂😂😂

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +1

      No, YOU'RE awesome! Okay, we're both awesome. thank you.

  • @beverlykrause7015
    @beverlykrause7015 11 месяцев назад +21

    Dave i enjoyed your show. Thanks for the laughs.

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you Beverly!

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 11 месяцев назад +27

    I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's The reincarnation of Moe from Three stooges or possibly his grandson

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад

      I think I give off more of a Shemp vibe, but okay...

  • @VesnaVK
    @VesnaVK 11 месяцев назад +7

    Comedy stylings from the Catskills circa 1956, plus time travel references to Wikipedia and the Apple Store. Like a warm blanket, but funny. Thanks for the laughs, Dave!

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you Vesna!

  • @tomarnold7284
    @tomarnold7284 11 месяцев назад +29

    When I was little we only had one channel - Dad's channel

    • @markjones2349
      @markjones2349 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yep same here and that's why I've NEVER sat in the same room with my dad for pretty much my whole life and I'm 43. All I've ever wanted was to be close to my dad but that will never happen.

    • @erinadell1692
      @erinadell1692 11 месяцев назад +3

      My dad would take the remote out of my hand when he walked in. He changed it to his channel and never spoke one word. I sat on the sofa day after day, year after year, hoping he would speak to me. I’m 50 and still yearn for a relationship with him that will never be.

    • @SuenosDeLaNoche
      @SuenosDeLaNoche 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@markjones2349Fathers are fallible humans. I hope you heal. Blessed Be Mark.

    • @SuenosDeLaNoche
      @SuenosDeLaNoche 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@erinadell1692I hope you will heal❤. It takes time but it's worth it. Blessed Be Erin.

    • @juliayoung1639
      @juliayoung1639 11 месяцев назад +1

      My mother was the same way. Ignored the whole family our entire lives for her precious t.v.

  • @karenrhoads1598
    @karenrhoads1598 11 месяцев назад +11

    that ending was unexpected 😂😂

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks!

  • @jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245
    @jovoorheescollinsmphbsnbch6245 3 месяца назад

    One of my new favorites 😍
    I totally feel all of this 👌❤️

  • @dianecollins2343
    @dianecollins2343 11 месяцев назад +8

    I love and watch comedians every day! Watching, on Netflix, Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee’ for the third time.. once a year for 3 years now! I enjoyed your show very much! Heard some new and unique stuff from you, Dave!

    • @juliayoung1639
      @juliayoung1639 11 месяцев назад

      That show was extremely boring to me.

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks Diane, very much appreciated!

  • @Mianlos
    @Mianlos 11 месяцев назад +17

    Loved this show. Very funny guy. 😂

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +1

      THANK YOU!

  • @RazyrDiarmait
    @RazyrDiarmait 11 месяцев назад +45

    To be fair, current "social media" is antisocial media.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 4 месяца назад

    My father and grandfather walked to school barefoot in the snow ❄️ uphill both ways

  • @pennyb2245
    @pennyb2245 10 месяцев назад +1

    Funny. I fixed my iPhone the same way! 😂

  • @isymfs
    @isymfs 11 месяцев назад +1

    The title alone has me cracking up🤣

    • @hiphopraisedme949
      @hiphopraisedme949 10 месяцев назад

      Lol 😂 That's a fact. That title is funny. Peep my skits. Those joints are hilarious.

  • @GYakobian
    @GYakobian 11 месяцев назад +1

    This guy looks like a young Theodore Bikel 😂 - great material too

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think even a young Theodore Bikel was ever told he looked like a young Theodore Bikel - but thanks!

    • @GYakobian
      @GYakobian 11 месяцев назад

      @@davekonig 😂😂 - there’s a compliment in there somewhere I promise

  • @alizafuchs4867
    @alizafuchs4867 11 месяцев назад +1

    SO FUNNY and so CLEAN. EXCELLENT comedian

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад

      THANK YOU Aliza!

  • @hughesgong9408
    @hughesgong9408 10 месяцев назад

    I thought I was the only one with multiple glasses after I got a pair from the eye doctor.😂

  • @thebeastoffeasterpark
    @thebeastoffeasterpark 11 месяцев назад +5

    NICE! I was born and raised in Hoboken! 😂

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад +1

      Quit bragging. Thanks!

  • @Jason7-e6q
    @Jason7-e6q 10 месяцев назад

    I met Dave at a cruise! He is funny!

  • @anagarcia1767
    @anagarcia1767 11 месяцев назад

    This is hilarious!

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 11 месяцев назад +6

    Good stuff!

  • @charleskadletc2431
    @charleskadletc2431 11 месяцев назад

    This guy is funny❤hope he comes to Northen Ill.

  • @ramonazteca
    @ramonazteca 11 месяцев назад +3

    re: @ 5:10.
    when i was kid we had one channel. it came on at 4pm, went off-air at 10pm. and it wasn't even worth watching.

  • @zachkatgaming6121
    @zachkatgaming6121 10 месяцев назад

    I CAN RELATE TO HIS SCHOOL SITUATION SO MUCH T-T

    • @hiphopraisedme949
      @hiphopraisedme949 10 месяцев назад

      This guy is a legend. He's like a nice Joe Pesci. Give my skits a gander. They're gonna have you rolling.😂

  • @kendranicholson1473
    @kendranicholson1473 11 месяцев назад +2

    ahhh drybar is just putting up replays....

  • @sheilaludwig6558
    @sheilaludwig6558 11 месяцев назад +4

    Hilarious 😂❤

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад

      thank you Sheila!

  • @jaxabe3925
    @jaxabe3925 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m available to be adopted.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 4 месяца назад

    1st of all my parents had 3 of us and they didn't feel outnumbered, 2nd of all if I would have told one of my parents to clean my room, they would have been cleaning up a crime scene before CSI got there

  • @divergentone7491
    @divergentone7491 11 месяцев назад

    Only 24 years, lol. You gotta a long way to go.

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 11 месяцев назад +15

    Video killed the radio star. And internet killed television.

    • @michellejohnsen912
      @michellejohnsen912 11 месяцев назад +4

      And AI is going to kill alot of humans, sorry that's kinda dark 😬

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@michellejohnsen912 as a fan of sci-fi movies, I get it.

  • @sammuelkain
    @sammuelkain 10 месяцев назад

    I saw some ppl here that they didn't laugh or like at all, I can't comprehend it but I think they were either paid by his comedy nemesis or they had a long marriage & this guy just told them how they'll gonna die 🤭😂😇... He is hilarious & has some great jokes! ✌️😎🔪

  • @roxielabelle2513
    @roxielabelle2513 11 месяцев назад +3

    Yahoo! First! Kingsville Ontario Canada

  • @debbeasher-k4764
    @debbeasher-k4764 11 месяцев назад +1

    Funny

    • @davekonig
      @davekonig 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks deb!

  • @lucillewalton4987
    @lucillewalton4987 11 месяцев назад +1

    😂

  • @MarinoTarot
    @MarinoTarot 11 месяцев назад +2

    He is right: my parents are married 60 years in 2023 and I expect that they will die together.

  • @shananigans0117
    @shananigans0117 11 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @1bestfriend2u18
    @1bestfriend2u18 11 месяцев назад +1

    This is his big finale? That's his big finale.
    Murder, suicide joke!? 🤔🙄

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 4 месяца назад

    If you need a new transmission every oil change, quit buying Kias and hyundais and a Chevy Cruse

  • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
    @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 11 месяцев назад +2

    Funny 😊

  • @alext8828
    @alext8828 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why does this guy remind me of Jerry Lewis? Whattaya mean; Who's he?

  • @randylucas2458
    @randylucas2458 11 месяцев назад +3

    Funny guy

  • @MG-iy1oh
    @MG-iy1oh 11 месяцев назад

    Delivery a bit too fast, especially during the "transitions".

  • @isaackitone
    @isaackitone 9 месяцев назад

    Can I adopt Justin Bieber?

  • @LatimusChadimus
    @LatimusChadimus 11 месяцев назад +5

    It's not the red meat that's the problem, it's the processed foods which includes processed meats. If anything, I'll read me to plus their organs, eggs and mushrooms are probably the best things you could eat overall (in moderation of course). Your hormones matter. Eating vegan isn't healthy.

  • @RyanArcane
    @RyanArcane 11 месяцев назад +1

    1?

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 месяцев назад +1

      No you're not first, but it doesn't matter because no one really cares.

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious 11 месяцев назад +6

    Wonderful comedy - the real stuff. Boring audience.

    • @VesnaVK
      @VesnaVK 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why? They seemed to be having a great time!

  • @markjones2349
    @markjones2349 11 месяцев назад +6

    I haven't laughed once watching this one. Yet I'm hearing laughs during extremely bad jokes and it feels like a laugh track. Laugh tracks say that "you're stupid, so I'll tell you when it's funny". Only thing worse than a laugh track is when the comedian laughs at their own jokes.

    • @Dorvita
      @Dorvita 11 месяцев назад +3

      Im with ya buddy, not even smiled tbh , sending love n hugs your way xox

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 11 месяцев назад +9

      I've been watching only a few minutes and I think all his jokes are great and I am laughing a lot. Are you sure we're watching the same act?

    • @bobbieschendel3144
      @bobbieschendel3144 11 месяцев назад +2

      I laughed quite a few times,could relate to alot of what He was saying!

    • @eklectiktoni
      @eklectiktoni 11 месяцев назад +3

      If you're younger than late 30's I imagine a lot of his jokes go over your head. He was pretty funny to me though.

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 месяцев назад

      Man you're one heck of a whiner.

  • @Shantelle6253
    @Shantelle6253 8 месяцев назад

    The shiny and really ill fitted suit blending into the background is completely distracting from the actual routine.

  • @elliebellie7816
    @elliebellie7816 11 месяцев назад +2

    It's probably totally inappropriate to bring this up, but his pants are too tight.

    • @jackie1540
      @jackie1540 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why did your eyes wander?

    • @RicoCosta317
      @RicoCosta317 11 месяцев назад +2

      Only in one place that I wasn't looking at until you mentioned it 😂

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 месяцев назад

      Then why did you?

  • @porterde
    @porterde 11 месяцев назад

    Cualquier vida
    Es macho hembra
    Varón mujer(hombre)
    En todo el universo.
    --------------------------------
    Hasta los virus.
    Cof cof.
    Todo es tal.

  • @NonyaBeezznis
    @NonyaBeezznis 11 месяцев назад +1

    2ns Salem Oregon

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 11 месяцев назад

      You need to go back to school and learn to count. You're actually fourth, not that it matters because no one really cares.

  • @BS-ql9zm
    @BS-ql9zm 11 месяцев назад

    I don't think I laughed at all

  • @chylimzbydzi
    @chylimzbydzi 8 месяцев назад

    not so funny...

  • @flowerpot9869
    @flowerpot9869 11 месяцев назад +1

    Save a cow, eat a vegetarian. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

  • @Vincent-ke5zn
    @Vincent-ke5zn 4 месяца назад

    If you need a new transmission every oil change, quit buying Kias and hyundais and a Chevy Cruse

  • @cliffhall7675
    @cliffhall7675 11 месяцев назад

    not funny