As a 💯 Puertorican lady 🇵🇷 I confirm that this is correct. I'm worser than the FBI and CIA combined. Those agencies ain't got nothing on my investigation skills!
Im so glad my GF and I decided to see you at the improv when you came. We wanted to do something different and you happened to be the comedy show we went to!!
@@familyandfriends3519what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
@@familyandfriends3519 Actually is about the language. Our first language is Spanish and Latino means we speak a language that comes from latin while living in the American continent.
If she's white American that means she knows nothing about the world. She'd be stunned and flabbergasted to find out there's millions of Caucasians in Latin America.@@cactaceous
I am PRAYING my hubby buys me tickets to see you in Houston in January*(fixed it lol). I would be elated. Honestly. I'm a Brooklyn/staten island girl with an ex mafia dad, living in Texas🤣😂🤣😂 and sometimes I miss home so I watch you & Sal. But to watch in person would be EVERYTHING
@AarsethTroxler sorry yea I got the date AND place confused 😂 it's January in Houston. Lmaoo. Bill burr will be in Austin in a couple weeks Dec. 16th I believe. I was looking up all my favorite comedians at the same time
Lol this guy needs to see all the blue eyed mexicans and people from Argentina lol. Go to spain also 😂😂😂 what is white? Lol i dont know anymore... Im of a Nicaraguan mother but was born in cali. Am i white although i have brown eyes and hair? Lol noooooooooo lol
Repeating white replacement conspiracies and referring to Ukraine incorrectly with an accent does not comedy make. I got bored and stopped watching after that point. 🗑️ I guess this one is not for me
I'M COMING TO YOUR CITY BABE!
CHRISDCOMEDY.COM FOR TICKYS!!!!
Austin Texas? Where u at?!
Come to Puerto Rico 🇵🇷
@@Linda235-z1b is that a threat?
😊 threat of a good time in Puerto Rico
Nobody knows how to use a voice crack like Chrissy chaos
And nobody knows how to use the vice crack like Hunt@ B1den!
I think he had laryngitis.
His voice always cracks its steroids
As a 💯 Puertorican lady 🇵🇷 I confirm that this is correct. I'm worser than the FBI and CIA combined. Those agencies ain't got nothing on my investigation skills!
I just sent this video to all my Puerto Rican family members & half white & half Puerto Rican friend's, especially from Brooklyn. Hilarious! Hahaha
As soon as he said, “my wife is Puerto Rican” me as a Puerto Rican said “my heart goes out to you” 😂
“She has microphones in my shoelaces” I am crying 😭
LETS GO CHRISSY!!!!!!
Im so glad my GF and I decided to see you at the improv when you came. We wanted to do something different and you happened to be the comedy show we went to!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m laughing so much!! Vieeeneee 😂 my fiancé is gringo (I’m 🇵🇷) and I swear you two think the same way. And he swears he is Puertorrican now 😂
Puerto Rican aren't Spanish and Hispanic and Latino until given back to Spain your are gringos
@@familyandfriends3519what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
@@familyandfriends3519 there are many white ricans but you can't call the brown ones gringo lol
@@familyandfriends3519
Actually is about the language. Our first language is Spanish and Latino means we speak a language that comes from latin while living in the American continent.
@@smartspinach7303 no your USA colony
Love this man. I'm Puerto Rican.
Cheers from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 love this
Hehehe!!! Lol!! Those kids are going places. 👍🇵🇷
The CIA should be ran by Puerto Rican women 😂😂
So true They find everything
How I met my baby mama!!! SPESHY WESHY 🙌 yaaaassss
I meeeeean. The facts have entered the chat. 😂😂😂😂
He can definitely pass for a Puerto Rican, 😂😂
No he doesn’t
@@bertlenny5571Why not? I was born in Puerto Rico, am much whiter than DiStefano, have green eyes and am 6 feet 3.
@@cactaceous So, is that supposed to make you better or something? Why you bragging?
@@bertlenny5571 Go see a therapist Ozzy.
If she's white American that means she knows nothing about the world. She'd be stunned and flabbergasted to find out there's millions of Caucasians in Latin America.@@cactaceous
I'm Puerto Rican an I've seen Chris on the Bad Friends Episode an I never would of thought that.
I mean he can def pass as a Puerto Rican man lol
No he doesn’t, Puerto Ricans are always worshipping whites lol.
0:24 a peek behind the curtain at Ol' Teleprompter DiStefano.
i love how you can hear homeless pimp laughing
Killer bit! LOL
Italian is technically Latin, lmao, I'm married to an I.A., he's funny too, lol
I saw somewhere when he was on steve-o right before I found this that he was drunk during this and that just makes it better 😂😂
I was born in Puerto Rico and I’m whiter than DiStefano.
Glad you went with Speshy Weshy as the title. Good call Sal - Shout Out Hey Babes. If you're watching .. and we know that you are.
YASSSSSS
shout out babes!
@@homelesspimp it's Homeless Pimp.. when are y'all coming to Texas?!
As A Puerto Rican man...
I nearly clicked Analyze to begin.
I give this man a 15/10. El payaso de la década 😂
Lmfao only other person to successfully do this is Gary Owen
Love you Chrissy ! Keep pushing !
Respect.
OMG PAPI LOVE U
Kung Fu Pander lmfao. That was a masterclass.
00:24 teleprompter?? Lol
Specials that are taped are dine very different than a love performance
this guy is fucking off his rocker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who wants ticky-qickys in Houston.
I can't make the show.
I am PRAYING my hubby buys me tickets to see you in Houston in January*(fixed it lol). I would be elated. Honestly. I'm a Brooklyn/staten island girl with an ex mafia dad, living in Texas🤣😂🤣😂 and sometimes I miss home so I watch you & Sal. But to watch in person would be EVERYTHING
Hey girl if he don't buy um for you I will and we can go together! 🙌🙌
@@Timeless.1111 omg you're so sweet! I'd love to go with you. I'll pay for parking & tolls! Lol 💜💜
Where did you see him having a show in Austin?
@AarsethTroxler I think it was Austin. Let me go check. I live in cstat so I looked in both Houston and Austin so I might have gotten confused. Brb.
@AarsethTroxler sorry yea I got the date AND place confused 😂 it's January in Houston. Lmaoo.
Bill burr will be in Austin in a couple weeks
Dec. 16th I believe. I was looking up all my favorite comedians at the same time
So funny. Great job.
OOOHH 😂😂😂😂
Excuse me where's the pod
Big country little city podcast. Checki it out Ricans!
Love Chrissy, but his Netflix special was too tame imo. I wanted the full chaos experience.
Brilliant 😂🤣👏🤗💙
Listen!.. def married to a few ricans. Any one else cAtch kamalla harris laughing in The audience?
You're great =)
First comment! Chrissy Comments FM 😊❤️
Im Boricua, & i dont have a tattoo on my breast or tattoo's 😅
Great looking flag.
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Click Analyze to begin.
Click Analyze to begin, baby.
WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, Italians are Latin. Just like the Spaniards. 🤷♂️
😂👌💖
Lol this guy needs to see all the blue eyed mexicans and people from Argentina lol. Go to spain also 😂😂😂 what is white? Lol i dont know anymore... Im of a Nicaraguan mother but was born in cali. Am i white although i have brown eyes and hair? Lol noooooooooo lol
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I know it’s funny but Latina is not a race. That’s why some look Mediterranean, some look white and some black.
this is what brenden shuabb attempted but faild at mainly because hes not funny
Spanish people are white
Latin is not a race
Black
White
Asian only
So edgy talking about white people! Wow man, you really went for it Chris!
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Repeating white replacement conspiracies and referring to Ukraine incorrectly with an accent does not comedy make. I got bored and stopped watching after that point. 🗑️
I guess this one is not for me
sempapi chrissy chan 😂
My unit is a nice piece. Decent length but very wide. My sisters friends used to call me “Girth
WTF is this aspect ratio ??????????????