I might do a part two to this video, I'm actually doing one where it's in Gmod and...... well you'll just have to see. #gaming #funny #meme #halflife #halflife2
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Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
2 things 1. Npc_create npc_blob my beloved 2. Theres a guide on half life source called how to make the game look terrible with commands that works in hl2, end result is what we call hell
@@skarano nope, there's commands related to the blob to change the model, it can be an error, a skull or a watermelon, there may be another one but idk
the breencast with kleiner was a setup for breen to eventually arrest gordon for surviving through black mesa, barney is stalling and trying to distract gordon from the truth by telling him of how 'they're always departing' and the ghosts of combine soldiers are knocking still after death. barney is presumably not barney and has killed the real barney calhoun and is wearing his face as a mask (i cannot explain how in lore the eyes would be of his face but just go with it) and after some sort of sudden rupture of events everyone reverts to half life 1 polycounts
@@butstough I'm planning on doing that because I am waiting on people to do stuff for the other projects and I need help with voice cloning so I will definitely be making a part 2.
you are going to waste too much space using CBR. it should only really be used when streaming. use CRF rate mode and test values between 15-23. lower value means better quality, but also more bit rate depending on how complex the scene is. i also recommend using a GPU encoder to reduce FPS dropping in the game.
I must say I have seen people kill Dr Breen in the teleportation sequence, but haven’t seen anyone kill the gman in the first cutscene. We are breaking new ground.
@@Coldtea25 most likely he was, kind of like how the security guards and half-life 1 made the beeping sounds from their mouths whenever they interacted with doors.
Gotta love console commands. I miss when games used to let you screw around like this. Games had built-in cheats, some even had extra "fun" cheats (big heads, flying taxis, evil cars, dancing pedestrians, etc.), and some had an entire developer console to mess with. They need to bring this stuff back in video games. Speaking of, would you mind showing us the list of commands you've been using?
@@JackFoxtrotEDM yeah they need to bring that stuff back to video games, I can link you to a guide instead but the ones that I used were npc_kill npc_speakall or npcspeakall.
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@@republicofspongebob I only used gmod for the thumbnail, the command list is in this video ruclips.net/video/GCBcpjJtir0/видео.htmlsi=1V2tl63huiXDGebT
@@WinterGamesYT I don't remember actually, I think it was something involving npc_ I was just going through trying random commands, I wish I could be more helpful.
@@RoProReal I messed with the physics push force and to screw with that I would just type phys into the console And you should find it, and the kill command is npc_kill.
What third transfer this year does to people:
Hello here is a subscriber
This what happens when you drink the water
1:23
"I didn't see you get o- gah!" - Male 01
Isn’t that male_03?
*_meaty whack_*
@@4bad2u nope, that's Male 01, they look similar to each other
@@4bad2u if you think thats confusing, the gasmask citizens on the beta (from what i know i might be wrong or not) are called male_17
1:03 "no one is more deserving of a rest than me"
Bro has the lambda in his name, blud think he freeman
@@ambi_cc8464i AM gordon freeman 😈😈😈
"no one gets on but they are always departing" - everyone in city17
"Don't drink the water. They've put something in it to make you trip balls."
Famous last words "Rise"
-G-Man
@@depoka1420 "This is my third transfer this year"
@@mrawesome2847 and the ones that do arrive they never leave
Gordon said “FALL”
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Lol
…This is my third transfer this year
Gah!
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
2:49 his combine neuralink turned back on mid sentence
I laughed way to hard at this. 🤣🤣
The water made him forget
3:43. Suddenly experiences significant loss in polygons. "Always working up the nerve to go on"
@@SeanKula yeah 😂
What is the name of that command so that my PC doesn't run it like GTA 5 but it's a cool graphics mod?
@@Elcheemsproduction r_lod 5
jesus christ barney and kleiner looks like they got taxidermied
i wonder how a taxidermied alyx would've looked like tho 👀👀
@@another-stat7726Bro felt freaky
@@another-stat7726 nuh uh
@@another-stat7726 hedgehog
Imagine an alternate reality where Gordon can kill anyone with the death stare.
This is an alternate reality where Gordon drinks the water
1:54 That was instant karma right there.
6:00 i am in middle of critical plastic surgery!
2 things
1. Npc_create npc_blob my beloved
2. Theres a guide on half life source called how to make the game look terrible with commands that works in hl2, end result is what we call hell
@@gobbleygourdiscursed6782 yeah? I'll take a look at that thanks.
arent you supposed to get some files first to use npc blob
@@skarano nope, there's commands related to the blob to change the model, it can be an error, a skull or a watermelon, there may be another one but idk
Pretty sure you can set Any model for the blob, @replier above me
nah its an half life 3 leak
"This is my third transfer this year"
lmao I like it how the npcs start babbling schizophrenic type nonsense right before they die
"Rise And Shine. Mr- *Forgets how to live*"
@@CynCynCynCynCynCyn lol
Sorry, but I thought miss. Circle didn't watch Half-Loife.
the breencast with kleiner was a setup for breen to eventually arrest gordon for surviving through black mesa, barney is stalling and trying to distract gordon from the truth by telling him of how 'they're always departing' and the ghosts of combine soldiers are knocking still after death. barney is presumably not barney and has killed the real barney calhoun and is wearing his face as a mask (i cannot explain how in lore the eyes would be of his face but just go with it) and after some sort of sudden rupture of events everyone reverts to half life 1 polycounts
Half-Life 2: SWCC lore...
I applaud you for taking the time out of your day to come out with lore for this.
2:48 - the water controlled him again.
1:00 rise and shine... mis- *fucking faints*
1:48 Perfectly cut 😂💀
3:37, "And you never see them go, and they're always HaH-"
The speed at which the magnet crane came down made me flintch so hard i fixed my posture. (timestamp for comparison 0:15)
4:57 pov: Minecraft thorns enchantment
9:17 worst mistake of his life
“Word to the wise; keep i- *ËUGH* “
3:43 bro turned him into the half life 1 body
no mod sequel to the crack life
its my third transfer this year
Barney has BarnEyes from Black Mesa
well, Barney, what do you intend?
GAH!
The cuts are hilarious
@@iVel0_0 thanks, that is what I was going for.
dude i havent laugh so hard at a video in a while, thanks
@@username_id4644 no problem
Severely underrated video
@@Not_AnSpy thank you
@@mrawesome2847I love this content, and yes, this channel and video is very underrated.
@@mrawesome2847what are the console commands to screw half life 2 I wanna try
3:44 Screw it *P L A Y S T A T I O N 1 G R A P H I C S*
6:14
Scientist: well Barney what do you-
Gordon freeman: *kills*
Scientist: ……
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
''Rise And Shine Miss'' - G-Man
"this my third transfer this year"
YOOO THE HALF LIFE COMUNITY STILL STANDS !!!!
@@Jake-ro7im damn right
@@mrawesome2847 YOOOOOO!!!
Half life community will stay much stronger especially that half life 3 got leaked
@@Redosus1010 it did?
the start looked like how someone with dementia sees half-life
he start looked like how someone with dementia sees half-life
e start looked like how someone with dementia sees half-life
start looked like how someone with dementia sees half-life
tart looked like how someone with dementia sees half-life
art looked like how someone with dementia sees half-life
PoV: You've been cursed with absolute boss tier SBD farts
4:56 Minecraft Thorns armor
Godan is done fucking around and kills the g-man before stealing his powers and goes on a rampage
basically yes.
1:29 POV of the average league player after going outside for the first time (the stench is horrific)
@@saucer_jack I bet.
2:52 Crazy? I was crazy ones...
1:45 dude brings knockback shirt to city 18
the most awesomeist thumbnail i have ever seens
100 million zillion billion/10
@@elszrvee thank you, I try my best.
Imagine sitting down minding your own business you see a guy who kills ppl with a stare or just turns everyone into n64 graphics
@@fredsfrenzychannelreadbio5449 I mean they already had some pretty bleak circumstances to deal with but you right.
0:23 did she just moan?? 💀
Did just valve depicted hentai sound 💀?
That’s just the creaking sound from either the crane or the magnet ;)
3:40 Wow, everybody became a whole generation younger!
lobotomy life 2
It's me, Gordon! Barney from Black Mesa!
What command is used when you killed the metro cop and citizen at 1:47
@@thename1029 oh that? It's npc_kill or npckill. It's one of them I forgot.
@@thename1029 You also need to type in sv_cheats 1 and developer 1
@@mrawesome2847 thanks
@@thename1029 no problem
I love how the developer 1 console overlay is constantly freaking out.
3:43 bro downgraded
1. do part 2
2. crank that bitrate way up. like waaaay up. 8000-20000k for your OBS capture (or whatever youre using)
@@butstough I'm planning on doing that because I am waiting on people to do stuff for the other projects and I need help with voice cloning so I will definitely be making a part 2.
you are going to waste too much space using CBR. it should only really be used when streaming. use CRF rate mode and test values between 15-23. lower value means better quality, but also more bit rate depending on how complex the scene is. i also recommend using a GPU encoder to reduce FPS dropping in the game.
@@pseudosmile I don't know how to do any of that.
@@mrawesome2847 are you using obs?
'level 3 civil privacy violator'?
3:43
9:37 project 2025 ahh citizen 💀
Man I wish project 2025 was that based.
8:12
Barney: hor *dies*
Rise and shine, Mr. Contractual Obligation, rise and shine!
rise and shin mis- CRITICAL SHIT!
I must say I have seen people kill Dr Breen in the teleportation sequence, but haven’t seen anyone kill the gman in the first cutscene. We are breaking new ground.
I love that the horn doesnt play when gmans dead which i think means that he was attached to that noise
@@Coldtea25 most likely he was, kind of like how the security guards and half-life 1 made the beeping sounds from their mouths whenever they interacted with doors.
Gotta love console commands. I miss when games used to let you screw around like this. Games had built-in cheats, some even had extra "fun" cheats (big heads, flying taxis, evil cars, dancing pedestrians, etc.), and some had an entire developer console to mess with. They need to bring this stuff back in video games.
Speaking of, would you mind showing us the list of commands you've been using?
@@JackFoxtrotEDM yeah they need to bring that stuff back to video games, I can link you to a guide instead but the ones that I used were npc_kill npc_speakall or npcspeakall.
@@JackFoxtrotEDM steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3218240316
congrats with 300 subs
@@MartinBloxOriginal thanks man, I appreciate that somebody noticed.
...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive... ...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive... ...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive... ...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive... ...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive...
This is my third transfer this year
ARGs if they were good tbh
Half Life 2 - Directed by David Lynch
9:40 lol
2:39 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GAH-
Male-07 Last Words
thank yuo for making this video
@@Xalo_ no problem
metro cops look so sad
The errors, get em! 13:16
This is my third transfer this year..
*RISE*
no one is safe in city 17
@@whackowafer4765 from me.
.,,…,)…h..AUH- this my third transfer this year
Holy crap is that a Desert in the thumbnail????? I can't particularly get the name right...
G-Man: Rise and shine mr- *dies*
I don’t use the Gmod console that much, so I’d like to ask what commands did you use? Especially the one to make all the NPCs low poly.
@@republicofspongebob I only used gmod for the thumbnail, the command list is in this video ruclips.net/video/GCBcpjJtir0/видео.htmlsi=1V2tl63huiXDGebT
@@republicofspongebob it's at the end of the video
@@republicofspongebob steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=408599399 low poly LOD command is here
@@mrawesome2847 thank you, I appreciate it
this is too underrated
@@Gordonthemutemafaka thanks
@@mrawesome2847 np
@@Gordonthemutemafaka part two is out by the way
@@mrawesome2847 oh, i'ma watch it right now
What a third transfer this year does to mfs: (im mfs)
@@ambi_cc8464 hi mfs lol.
please for the love of god use a higher bitrate when recording its so crispy
@@ohtravo997 I'm sorry but I don't know how.
rise and shine mis
I laughed more harder than I should
i did screw portal 1 with console commands
@@SilliestPikachu I might do that in the future now that you mentioned it.
@@mrawesome2847 but not killing every npc but spawning hl2 models and stuff and having impulse 101 on chamber 16
friggin funny
i do ask, what command did you use for the really low poly models, i need it for...personal reasons.
r_lod 5 npc models
@@mrawesome2847 thanks! really appreciated
how did you get the popup that tells you the npc's health and squad etc? 3:30
@@WinterGamesYT I don't remember actually, I think it was something involving npc_ I was just going through trying random commands, I wish I could be more helpful.
hilarious
@@ITS_N00DLZ thanks
What’s the command that kills the NPC and flings the ragdoll
@@RoProReal I messed with the physics push force and to screw with that I would just type phys into the console And you should find it, and the kill command is npc_kill.
Once you memorize enough commands, it can be quite fun to mess with them, cool to see someone doing just that
@@austinschmuck7814 yeah lol
this compression rate is gonna make me puke
@@darqv9358 I'm sorry I don't know how to fix that.
whats the thingy behind breen in the thumbnail?
What commands do you use?
list of funny commands you used?
@@noturbusiness941 npc_speakall npc_kill
@@mrawesome2847 thanks mr awesome
@@noturbusiness941 no problem buddy
12:50 What huh?
When a bored god plays half life 2
@@SoldiesBC basically
what’s the command to make npcs say voice lines
@@PlyrNoob2890 npc_speakall
is that flandre in the thumbnail
@@SinisterF. Yes
@@SinisterF. I made the thumbnail in Gmod because I thought it would look funny.