I don’t know 🤷♂️ I was just going on a break but I think I am getting a new one ☝️ is the season for a little time in the next couple weeks to see them and I will get him in and he can get it back to you he is
9:11 the dab though *dab police arrive on scene Dab police, "WHERES THE SUCKER!" Wheelbarrow, "We told you, he died." Dab police, "Oh. Well here"s a ticket anyway."
8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it, they’re just throwing apples and spuds at him. *They beat the mammoth* Dan: THEY WON! Me: Never underestimate the power of APPLES AND SPUDS!!
Dan should have posted a video today titled.."IM GOING ON TOUR... AGAIN!!!" then at the very end say.. " oh one more thing I forgot, happy April fools. BYYEEEEE!!!"
Remember this? “HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINE CART...” My dad used to hear that all the time, so he comes up to me and says dans old intro to his Minecraft video in my face and I say, “ HE DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE!” After he says that I cry and think about when Dan does Minecraft videos now and does TWO episodes of a Minecraft series and forgets it! BUT I WILL NEVER LEAVE DAN BECAUSE HE IS MY IDOL!
Dan you have changed so much i remember the dan vs jemma minecraft 1v1's been here since 800,000 subs and you have been blowing up recently i love your videos and keep it up Dan
the dude with the afro that fell of the cliff dabs which is a violation of code 82 dabbing when falling off of a cliff during a totally accurate battle simulator after pushing a wheelbarrow The Dab police
Dan I have gone trough some tough times but 6 years of watching your vids, u have made me laugh entertained me, and also your my Mc hero also thanks for making my day today with these series 🥺😊 tysm!
*My favorite lines and and things that happened* : 14:21 LOL DAN SAID "he swung *toe* hard!" 9:11 blue wheelbarrow guy: _dabs_ 10:13: red wheelbarrow guy : _one hand dabs_ 10:43 Dan: Oh... that is... quite the _spear_ you're goina throw ;-; 15:22 Dan: Good job lads, you have bundled your _hay_ *tighter* than everyone else XDDDD 18:04: When everyone just had a dance party in college:
17:16
Dan:you got this buddy!
Gets stamped by 3 mammoths, also overkilled
and gets kicked
14:57
no one is gonna talk about the one glitching on the bottom right?
18:22 "I'm flying, Jack!"
I'll never let go
I saw it
3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.”
Archer: What about me?
Archer: am I a joke to you?
*_-I noticed that-_*
Lol!
Joshua Britain dang it! I was just about to say that 😂
(Insert sad music here)
DanTDM had forgotten our hero archer
Dan: Let's try and keep it even.
Also Dan: Puts 3 berserkers on the left-hand side and 4 on the right-hand side.
I THOUGH I WAS ThE OnLY OnE
He said he would TRY to make it even
Yeah that even?
pretty even if you ask me
he didn't want to make them the same so it would be more interesting
One of my favourite intros so far.
DanTDM's intros are my favourite because it means that I will be watching a brilliant video
Unless someone is copying him
Ikr 😁
Unless it's about a video of him quitting RUclips.
@@loom2daeye2danose sad day when that happens.
"One got him square in the butt cheek!"
Dan - 2019
Brianna Dolan Lol
you made me laugh
HE TURNED INTO A HUMAN CHICKEN SHIELD!!,
Dan - idk some time ago
I don’t know 🤷♂️ I was just going on a break but I think I am getting a new one ☝️ is the season for a little time in the next couple weeks to see them and I will get him in and he can get it back to you he is
Heh
“The Afros collide”
-DanTDM 2019
Lol in the chat
Fortnite season 6 should've been called Afros collide XD
@Adial Lopez lol
Wait he read a comment
@@usmanjan5750 omg
“Heurgh!” “Herg! Herah! Welcome back to tolly battle simulator
Nice pfp
Lol
6a ,a
Tolly battle simulator
Lol
"I'm gonna try to make it EVEN"
-adds 4 berserkers on the blue team
-adds 3 berserkers on the red team
LoL ikr
Copied comment!
@@wesly2089 huh?
@@wesly2089 wdym?
I know right?
9:11 the dab though
*dab police arrive on scene
Dab police, "WHERES THE SUCKER!"
Wheelbarrow, "We told you, he died."
Dab police, "Oh. Well here"s a ticket anyway."
[Ooooooooooof] lol
And its on the time stamp 9 11
Lol
@@lepirin7227 lol yeah what a coincidence
911 what's your emergency
Dab police here
3:46 Dan: “We’ve only got Zeus, minotaur, King left.”
Archer: Am I a joke to you?
lol that feeling when your left out
Exeret lolllllll awesome
Yea
There's always that one dude never fits in XD
He was just standing there
Dan: Oh I thought hey all killed each other
Headbutter: Don’t worry Dan, we were just taking a mid-battle nap
Now I know how mammoths went extinct. Thanks Dan
Lol
Bit morbid 😅
L bozo rateto
1:42 the blue guy: Oh I can stop now...... TWO SECONDS LATER....
Red guy: POW!
LOL xD
R.i.p
xD
xD
Somebody once told me
9:10 Blue afro guy: I'm going out with a dab!!!
literally infront of dan
Yes
Yea
dab police!!!
Lol in the chat.
14:16 Wow, that guy really missed his chance.
8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it, they’re just throwing apples and spuds at him.
*They beat the mammoth*
Dan: THEY WON!
Me: Never underestimate the power of APPLES AND SPUDS!!
Me: those are apples dan not tomatos
I read that without even knowing XD
I think the same youl realy know if u beaten someone to death with it
Dan: They Use The Power Of Plants
Me: I Dont Think Thats A Plant
Thats A Bone, Dan.
Bone Mage = bones
R U SAYING THE BONE MAGE IS SANS'S ANCESTOR? 0A0
@Billy Westerson . . .
Dan should have posted a video today titled.."IM GOING ON TOUR... AGAIN!!!" then at the very end say.. " oh one more thing I forgot, happy April fools. BYYEEEEE!!!"
Oops I meant to say binh
X they don’t do April Fools in London.
APRIL FOOLS!!! 🤪🤩😂
So T R U E.
@@judahbrewster Oh man, Ya got me😅
“We only have zeuses, minotaurs, and kings left.”
*Sad ice archer noises
So right
:(
Peter Griffin here to explain the joke from this comment. Basically Dan could still buy ice archers but for some reason he didn't see it.
3:13
Dan: I'm going to try to make this as fair as possible.
*Puts 4 beserkers on the blue side and three on the red*
Me:
Nice try, Dan.
Finally, somebody else who noticed!
He also said "At least try to" so um no offence but are you deaf? Or have hearing problems? Again, no offence.
@@justinwashereee late but uh if you call someone deaf who isnt they probably will take offence
FinderHere I said no offense. I'm not trying to say he/she is deaf, I was only asking.
That’s what I was thinking.
18:23 when he brings him down I can just imagine Jhon Cena song playing in da background
18:12
Remember this?
“HEY GUYS DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINE CART...”
My dad used to hear that all the time, so he comes up to me and says dans old intro to his Minecraft video in my face and I say, “ HE DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE!” After he says that I cry and think about when Dan does Minecraft videos now and does TWO episodes of a Minecraft series and forgets it! BUT I WILL NEVER LEAVE DAN BECAUSE HE IS MY IDOL!
welcome BACK to another minecraft video!
CharlsHype104 Fortnite and more! Minnnnecrafft videoooo
I remember that from 2013 and the time of glory of the lab
@@Cmoncada07 i remember that its sooooooo cringey
Where today!
wheel barrow driver: dies
guy who throws tamatoes: dead'nt
ATTENTION Dab Police there has been reports of a dabbing man @ 9:12
I say it as well
See i knew it
He *protecc*
He *attacc*
But most importantly
He *bring totally accurate battle simulator bacc*
😂
Yass
Do you mean he attacc
YASSSSSS
He thicc
9:12 the wheelbarrow guy is dabbing 😂😂
10:14 too arrest Henry
i was about to type that but then i saw this
@@gabehagan1948 same but i've already did it😂
Same
GRIDLOCK PLAYZ boi i was hoping no one wrote that but you did lol he was dabbing (9:13) while staring at the camera {looking at dan}
wow everyone here replying to you feels the same way
DAN- They were zapping each other FANS- They were healing each other
Make this into a new series! I used to love these videos!☺️
Same
Yehs definitely
W8, used to?
Fuggler Funnies what is that thump nail a puppet
USE TO
Lightning didn't kill a mammoth but tomatoes did...
Eat your veggies kids!!
Ok
NO, THROUGH THEM!!!
Kill you veggies with a knife
No IF I EAT IT I WILL DIE
it da other way round, man. I aint eating things that kill me. Especially a mammoth
7:57
Dan: Zeus is a 2000 and *"HE"* can
Beat 5 of them!
Mammoth: *"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?"*
11:15 in this round Dan, FYI, Priests don't attack.
they heal.
Dan you have changed so much i remember the dan vs jemma minecraft 1v1's been here since 800,000 subs and you have been blowing up recently i love your videos and keep it up Dan
“There are literally body’s everywhere”
-Dantdm April 1st 2019
haha
Random Girl XOXO yeah I had lots of things on my mind and I type fast kinda
here lies
Red King
2019-2019
cause of death:
dEatH bY thE tOe
RIP he was strong but his toe got chopped off
RIP he was a warrior but he had one Achilles heel HIs TOE
RIP the last standing toe
It should be toe got cut off by a sword
this is the best video
11:59
Dan: Why are they zapping the catapult?
Me: The priests heal your teamates.
9:50 I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER also it ends at 10:20
Me I think 0:01 to 19:32
@@theinvincibleobsidian3543
YOU almost got me
@@theinvincibleobsidian3543 but I checked how long the video was
Haha
What do you mean
@@TALFoos oooohhhh
When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no.
What do you mean
the physic of this game is too funny
edit: this game is too funny i cant eat properly
LooL
LoL
LoL
HydraPlaysYT me too XD
Pooop
OMG I havent laugh so hard since gang beast fight😂😂😂😂😂
14:13 😂😂😂
same
What funny
@@diamondbacks960 this video
3:43
Ice archer: *_IM I A JOKE TO YOU?!_*
I put exact same comment
1:33 Out of all of the classes in TABS, he picks the ONE that doesn't fight to showcase the game
He was new
I just remembered, i have been watching this channel since 2012 even tho i got this acount later.
Great content dan!
Why does a different comment say 2013 lol
Dan: "I'll match your long spear with 5 long spears."
Me: "There's 12"
11*
⚠️WAIT⚠️
SPAM COMMENTS WITH "BRING THIS SERIES BACK DAN" SO HOPEFULLY HE BRINGS IT BACK!!!! THIS SEIRIES WAS EPIC
NO THIS ISNT THE LAST EPISODE
@@CJMapping he hasn’t done a a TABS vid in a while.
@@DrumickD same as cory jack and mark
doing this will make him not wanna do it from people forcing him
Yessir
At 9:11 the blue guy that is falling of the map is dabbing! Dan, you didn't even notice that!
I did
OMG YOU NOTICED THAT!! I saw that but only before I was able to make comments, you have a good eye bro.
omg the best game ever is back!
You clearly havent played mafia city
Its developed more characters too
@@crimserk thats how the mafia works
@@RayAnimations.. exactly
@@crimserk lol
Dan:I want to make this battle kind of even
Also Dan: *puts 4 berserkers on blue but only 3 on red*
Man i loved it when dan was still playing tabs
Totally inaccurate battle simulator should be a spin off, where logic actually exists and science does too
Should i remind you of why games are made? IT'S FOR FUN!
Yay I dont understand...
EXPLAIN NOW
@@kasamigi8031?
@@mutiny7755 Yes? :)
okok I'll explain, because totally accurate battle simulator has no proven science and logic in it, so won't totally inaccurate be logical?
1:24
I can feel his pain...
*INSTANT REGRET*
the dude with the afro that fell of the cliff dabs which is a violation of code 82 dabbing when falling off of a cliff during a totally accurate battle simulator after pushing a wheelbarrow The Dab police
Dan: puts 420 points on red side and puts 2720 poits on blue.
Also Dan: This seams fair!
poiNts*
@Mr. Modrobulvus bruh
9:11
Me:(calling the dab police)
Dab police:what is it
Me:someone dabs
Dab police:(gasp)
Why 9.11
@@kyegea1529 police number
Dab police is 2017 bruh who cares about that anymore I dab
@@outofboundariesreadabout7213 Boi Im Get Dah Dab Popo On Your Dab Fbi: FBI STOP DABING
Electric Daddy UK it’s jst a running joke from this channel
“The mammoths are unbeatable”
-Dantdm 2018-2019
The OGs remember TABS back in the days
Shrilacks yep I’m and og
👌
T
LONG LIVE THE UNSTOPPABLE OLD UNBALANCED DARK PEASENT!
I do
Dan, one of the only RUclipsr that makes a real video on April fools
Oh I remember these.. brings back memories of Dan's old hairstyle and his dark blue hair.
15:20 "we'll done lads,you've bundled your hay tighter than everyone else " -DanTDM 2019
Just me who remembers him playing this before?
Me
don't worry, i do
Me
me
Me
3:48 straight up NFL hit from the second minotaur
8:30 Dan: I don’t think these guys are it.
*They beat the mammoth*
Dan: Wut!
Will you not comment 3 time
3:43 Dan: we only have minotaurs, kings and zeus' left
Ice archer: am I a joke to you
Yeahs
I was waiting for ur rep
Poor icy
Minor tours*
I have been a subscriber when you made a tutorial about installing Minecraft and I'm still here to see your great videos. Keep it up dan!
same
"People are attacking our own people but we still won!" The preists heal the strongest unit..
Bards are to attract your units by playing music and make your units fall of the map
Some bards are sometimes useless in different maps
Seeing people killing each other
DanTDM*: Its a lot of fun
Rctvhvrsdgblnwcbjy fun herbs bashful bound gauss fanciful
No its not. Seeing people killing each other is horrid
@@epicjay1235 yes just bashing each other
Dan should dye his hair blood red XD
Aye
WOW!
I never played TABS before ;~;
Keep up the video!
It's free to play dude! :D
Jake[] School of Chaos and more! WHAT??!?!
I never realised that its free ;~;
The older version it free to play but this is not
Or u can just go over to IGG GAMES and get it for free
Dan I have gone trough some tough times but 6 years of watching your vids, u have made me laugh entertained me, and also your my Mc hero also thanks for making my day today with these series 🥺😊 tysm!
your a year late... but its nice dan helped
17:43 The second mammoth from the right literally SNEEZED out a halfling AHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Sneezes after reading this*
*Checks to see if sneezed out a halfing aka the halfings are hobbits*
why can a few regular people kill a mammoth but 5 clones of zeus cant?
It's a game
Because this is TOTALLY ACCURATE
Because people are stronger than gods
Yeah people are stronger then gods,because if we don’t believe in god they will not exist
Because they are clones of Zeus
Me when I see TABS return:
Impossible.
Wish that happened to Happy Wheels 😉
“Everything is possible even the impossible”
*My favorite lines and and things that happened* :
14:21 LOL DAN SAID "he swung *toe* hard!"
9:11 blue wheelbarrow guy: _dabs_
10:13: red wheelbarrow guy : _one hand dabs_
10:43 Dan: Oh... that is... quite the _spear_ you're goina throw ;-;
15:22 Dan: Good job lads, you have bundled your _hay_ *tighter* than everyone else XDDDD
18:04: When everyone just had a dance party in college:
9:12
The guy : dab before u die.
Dan : NOOOOO!
Dan said while watching how the snake archers initially fire "do they just fire snakes out of arrows?"
I was waiting for someone to mention that
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
9:12
Afro guy:(Dabs)
Me:Hello is that dab police? We've got a problem...
lol
yeah i saw him DAB that's why i came down to see if anyone else noticed
NO WAY?!?!?!
*DABS* hehehheh (I am a fan of dantdm)
JimothyTheGreat 05 that was a weak dab
5:53
Dan: Do they just fire out of their arrows?
Me: They are the arrows
14:59 one of the hayblayers are flipping out
YoshipieYT he noticed that later
Seizure
15:36 what a dodge by the potion guy on the right.
14:28
the bear head guy saved the guy from the knight but he still died
12:40 reminds me of Gang Beasts 18:09 wow I wathed till this point and he said the same thing lol
10:13
Henry: one hand dab
Wow thanks for telling 😜
couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video! I need oxygen now.
ik right
Mackenzie Cottier You always need oxygen but ok.
Same
BOI SAME HERE
Cool
1:27 "and his name is John Cena!"
tan tan tan taaan, tan tan tan taan!
Lol
"That is quite the spear you are going to throw at these guys."
-Dan 2019
Tf
Hey Dan your my favourite youtuber
And you are the best youtuber ever
And for any one else have a great day
Red:misses decapitation
Blue:hits toe
FATALITY
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
so violent
So so much pain
Red is me in war, blue is me in my kitchen @ 3 am when I stub my toe
11:16 the catapult is lord wonky eye
0:00 a lot of grunting, hmmm
😐
😐
8:23 the guy throws a tomato at the mammoths butt
I was playing and a spear thrower threw a spear at a knights butt killed him did the same to a king and the dude got destroyed by the king
Did anybody notice the Afro dude was dabbing when he was falling
It's April Fools, that's why.
I thought dan was the owner of dab police I guess not
Yes
:0000000000
i did instantly
8:54: *the ultimate food fight*
Im so glad you are back to this game😃
9:50 Red and blue are having a punch on while the blue guy on the opposite side is hitting the wheelbarrow with his fork
Definitely would want more of this! Maybe combine it with a community challenge or something
those people werent killing their own team they were healing them
Wait let me get this straight. 5 Zeus’s can’t be a mammoth but a bunch of wheel barrow guys throwing spuds and tomatoes can? What is life?
your pfp scares me...
Yes what is life what is it we need to know!
actually the proper plural form would be Zeuses
Blaze the Dragon actually it would be Zeusesesseeseseseeeseseeeees
That's the question I ask myself EVERY day
Imagine if every person who saw this liked it?
If this happens I will scream but it won’t happen lol
Nah, we’ll try make it happen.
I liked 😁
@@snekychanuwu9545 I didnt
nicos galactic gaming epicness damn u
Just dream
me: youre wish is my wish
0:43 where the fight starts
Thx ur the best
No liar
All mighty great lords please bring back this series
THIS IS HOW MAMMOTHS WENT EXTINCT
BECAUSE DAN MADE THEM FIGHT!!!
Me: Poor mammoths
(Flashback of seeing a mammoths bone)
Me: Wait does this mean mammoths are still alive??
Kinda Dude haha but not really... xD
Imao